So, there's a 10/10 girl living across my house. I'm

>>725598252
Getthelube.com

Speak to a therapist before you need to speak to a lawyer.

>>725598330
I wouldn't go any further than stalking her from a distance. And I know it's not right.

confess to her. If ure lucky shell get a heart attack and ull get to keep her corpse

>>725598543
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Post her facebook

>>725598444
Okay it's harsh to say and it will almost certainly end badly, but you need to tell her. Not the stalking bit, just tell her about your crush. She will definitely say no, but then you can start moving on at least.

>>725598833
No fuck off.

>>725598860
No way... It's not that I'm afraid of rejection, but I don't want to creep her out. I already know she'll say no. I just want to keep this to myself and try to get over it, I've never been more ashamed of myself in my life.

people who get rejected too much end up going crazy. you seem to be one of them, no offense. you need to talk to an expert, we cant help

>>725598990
Well if you won't do that and you won't seek help elsewhere then I guess you'll just have to ride it out: The only thing I can think of is to bury it deep down inside you and wait until the feelings for her pass. Which they eventually will.

>>725599222
>people who get rejected too much end up going crazy
Trips confirmed for oversimplifying but also sort of true in a way.

T. Person who got rejected too much.

>>725598252
show us your burns!!!

>>725598252

Pictures of burns or not real.

>>725599398
I'm trying, I'm not a bad guy. This has never happened to me before.

you shouldn't covet

>>725599509
>>725599497
No fucking way, I know what sick fucks most 4chan lurkers are.

>>725599576
I know how it goes. I've had moments of patheticness that have made me seriously question myself as well. Again I'd say just try to accept that it will never happen and wait for it to pass. You can't have a crush forever.

File: untitled-2.jpg (612KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

612KB, 800x600px

Move to Zion and work with the locals. You'll be their leader and drowning in local poon in no time.

Don't let your dreams be dreams anon! Just cover up your burns with a porcelain mask and go all phantom of the opera on her! Chicks dig messed up dudes as long as their injuries are covered. See eyepatches.

>>725599687
At least one person in this thread understands me. Thanks.

>>725599785
Funny thing is, she posts a ton of Deadpool on Facebook. Maybe she has a thing for dudes that look like a testicle with teeth. (Sometimes I do use humour to cover up my insecurities.)

>>725598252

sauce on op gif?

>>725600065
Show us burns mate

Talk to her, try to make friends, if she's cool slowly go from there. If not. Bullet dodged

>>725599941
Fuck now I've gone too far to be horrible to you. I had shit lined up for this guy >>725599785 and everything.

Okay speaking from experience, you'll want to speak to a therapist. I had an issue with stalking just about every guy I was into. I would even collect their garbage, and put them on my tack board. You don't want to live with restraining orders, police knowing your name, and losing your freedom because you're stalking people. I can't go in most places I used to like due to restraining orders and generally not being served. Not to mention the social stigma when it gets out that you're a freak who has no self discipline. Even after I am in forced therapy and things, because I have the habit of stalking it's really hard to break it. So it's best to catch it early.

>>725600065
Do you have full facial? That shit sucks man, my brother got his face melted fighting camel jockeys back in '06. Good luck.

>>725600129
Why, you got nothing better to do than laughing at people's traumatic accidents?

>>725600065
She will never touch your peen op. You need to know your place and go after Freddy kruegers daughter or something, you hideous monster. Nevertheless, I wish you good health and fortune

>>725600197
I don't want to creep her out. How do you even make friends with someone you meet on the street once a month or so?

>>725600217
Kys

>>725600256
>I wish you good health
Too late for that

just say hi man you never know

plenty of girls take pity cards
plenty are genuinely accepting of persons with disabilities and things like your situation

but you won't know if you don't start with a wave and hello

>>725600252
No, I wish to see if I can help you in your situation man.

>>725600065
Okay great. So you go to her bedroom window, hold a boombox over your head and play this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er6JJ5EOE3k
She'll freak out and it'll become immediately obvious that you've stalked her. But you'll be /b/ famous for years to come.

>>725600206
Fuck him, I don't give two shits about him and all the other idiots commenting bullshit

>>725600331
Well...it's not like he's Darth Vader.

You need to get rejected by her and in general to move on. Not just you, but everyone does. You get stuck on a chick who may or may not like you rather than reject, move on and try another, reject, move on try another etc until you eventually try it on with someone who reciprocates. It's natural order. You don't wanna be stuck on some chick who may not want you when there's millions more out there to try

>>725598252
show us yourself, tell story of what happened.
Im curious.

>>725600329
You first.

>>725600402
I don't think we're quite on the same page here, but that's probably for the best.

>>725600217
Collecting garbage IS fucked up, no offense... All I did was fall in love with a girl I don't know, but I wouldn't go that far.

post picture of self

>>725600427
Same time?

>>725600217
Stalkholm syndrome confirmed

File: 53865662.jpg (134KB, 500x659px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 500x659px

dude just talk to her. not about your crush or the stalking or anything, just bullshit small talk. if it goes ok or whatever just keep in contact and try and feel out if a connection happens or not. otherwise youre just gonna keep feeling like a creepy fag and either end up raping her or hanging yourself. nut up, bitch

>>725600519
We could stream it together. Why not?

>>725600318
Just say hey casually, how's it going, to which she'll say I'm good how are you unless she's a fucktard and then you say about how you just saw Logan and it as awesome and can't wait for the next marvel shit. Step one. Say hey, casual. It'll feel difficult at first but that's step one of talking to women

>>725600494
Usually it was things he worked on that he tossed. Not like candy wrappers or things like that. You'll know you've reached my spectrum when you start keeping things of hers.

>>725600246
Yeah I got full facial and body but at least I haven't lost any facial features or limbs.

File: 1489449214223.png (175KB, 236x349px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 236x349px

>>725600553
K

>>725598252
Burn scars are so IN right now

>>725600256
Hey, things could be worse. I could be an insensitive autustic idiot, live in my mom's basement and be hated by everyone. Like you.

>>725600619
Sounds like a plan. We can also write our farewell letters in some screwed up way so people can't figure out why we did it.

>>725600331
I'm scarred, not disfunctional

>>725600332
I don't want her to want me back, she deserves better. I'd feel terrible if she were to fancy me. Like she would be missing out on so much because of me.

>>725600696
Hey I'm not insensitive...

>>725600373
That would be hillarious if it weren't me. You made me chuckle

>>725598252
Just be like Dwight from the walking dead op. That's a burn victim with SWAG

I can help you op im not a fedora wearing geek fag If you talk to her on fb that won't lead you no where see what foods she likes etc then go to her door and ask for some limes bitches love taste in men then make a chat with her tell her my friends told me this place is good etc and don't forget to leave the day you go to her so she is forced too go lol then thank her for the limes and your off or ask for a common thing you can borrow that all kitchens have

>>725600546
I wouldn't do either.

File: austin-amelio-promos-zoom-88642711-96ee-417a-8ec1-99c3acd9f7de.jpg (137KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 1200x630px

>>725600921

>>725600484
I'm beyond the point of caring anymore, I'm used to it. Thanks for standing up for me though :)

>>725600587
I know how to talk to women, I just think it would be too strange to start talking to her out of the blue. I'd rather keep it to myself.

>>725601010
Sure buddy. I like being nice to people beneath me because it brings me good karma in the future

>>725600606
I might be a stalker but I'm no psycho.

>>725600688
What.

Nore info on the burning part required to tell if she'll say no.
Maybe you just think that.
I have few scars on my face, but women tent to actually like it after some time, and i even didnt get them from anything special. Just fell down from the bike as a kid.

>>725600252
honestly people who assume /b/ are degenerates are the people who think /pol/ defines 4chan

Tell her "You're so hot just look at what you did to me."

Anyway, I am calling bullshit on this story. Let's see some pics.

>>725601076
No offence, but unless you join the same fucking pottery class, that's how you talk to most people

>>725600952
you know who says that?
People who end up being an hero or rapists

>>725601168
This, show the burn

>>725598252
How did it feel to get beaten by brienne of tarth,a woman, op

>>725601133
Whatever buddy, I'm done caring about you. I tried to share some of my situations, and you just shit all over me.

>>725601125
I'm certainly not beneath you baby. And that's for sure.

>>725601156
I have burns on most of my face and body. But I haven't lost any features or limbs

>>725601168
Gtfo with your shitty puns.

>>725601352
pics or it didn't happen.

>>725601279
Whatever lava face

>>725601225
Unless you know me, shut up.

File: IMG_5631.jpg (83KB, 700x582px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 700x582px

>>725598252

>>725601382
"Baby I expected you to just melt my heart, but look at me."

>>725601236
What???

>>725601383
This, dont be a faggot, post pics

>>725601444
At least I'm not an asshole that laughs at people's accidents. And I got money.

>>725598252
I've met burn victims and burn survivors. The difference is only that the former have fallen into self-pity that prohibits them to get the fuck on with life, like the latter. No woman will look at you as long as you are a victim. This is also not something you can fake. Hope you get it figured out

>>725598569
U must be new here

>>725598252
Hard to give advice with what info we have. Burns are hard man. And we know people judge books by their covers. But you won't ever know if you don't even initiate the slightest of contact with her, so if you're as scared as you are, I'd highly recommend just setting a very simple goal of giving her a friendly hello or good morning in passing. And I would highly recommend you do your best to focus on your composure, confidence, and demeanor in doing so. Don't go off looking for her life story, just working on saying hi to her from time to time and once you two have some friendly familiarity, then you can strike up a little bit of small talk.

>>725599773
Under rated

>>725601479
You disgust me.

>>725601482
Cute. I bet you're not much of a sight yourself.

>>725601681
Oh, I swim in the pussy

Either:-
* Get over it
* Stop stalking, make an effort to be friends, escalate from there if you can.

Being a burn victim would seriously raise the barrier to entry here but I mean personality really does go a long way. I mean at least in this thread you seem honest and level-headed -- and some girls (but maybe not this one) do find self-aware humour and honesty refreshing; at least it's a nice way to break the ice anyway.

>>725601681
Just as we can't confirm that you're actually a burn victim looking for sympathy from us. You can't confirm what I look like. So show some pics Texas Melt.

>>725601784
So far his personality has been pretty shit fam.

>>725601590
I'm afraid I'll get even more obsessed with her if we start talking. I don't want to reach the point of doing something I could regret.

Every girl has watched beauty and the beast. This is what their dreams are made of.
If you are a decent guy and take good care of yourself (work out ocassionally, shower, eat well, etc.) then you should be fine.
I knew a guy who had downs face and got a smokin hottie 8/10. Just approach her and if she says no, say "It's not because of the burns is it? Don't tell me you've been burnt before."
The joke will totally disarm her defences.

>>725598569
if you didn't expect that your on the wrong website

>>725601784
I'm afraid I'll get even more obsessed with her if we start talking. I don't want to reach the point of doing something I could regret.

>>725601785
I'm not looking for sympathy, I just needed talk about this. If you don't like it stop replying.

Is she aware of your existence, and do people in your neighbourhood know you your burn scars? Describe them please.

Tie her up, rape her and then keep her as a pet for the foreseeable future. When shit hits the fan an brave and don't even worry about it.

>>725601830
No I'm not, it's others on here who are shit. What am I supposed to do, cry?

>>725601854
You sound like you want to shoot yourself in the foot.
So you can talk to her, or you can not.
And if you do talk to her, you can do it in a manner that doesn't scare her, or you can go straight to crazytown and scare her the fuck off. You obviously want to get to know her. She's not the last woman on the planet - that's the great news in all of this. You gotta take a step back here and not turn this into something unhealthier than it's already becoming.

>>725601830
A stalker with a shit personality. Who'd have thught it.

>>725601973
Do you really want to talk about it? So far you've been ignoring everyone's advice, ideas, and other shit. You keep whining, so what do you want? You're playing the game of "Yes but" to everything everyone is saying.


Also I want to see some FUCKING burn scars mate.

>>725602063
Ikr just read his replies literal cringe material.

>>725601862
All girls know that fairytale, sure, but how many of them actually understand the meaning if the story?
She seems nice but I don't know..

>>725602131
"Yes But" again.

>>725601988
We have met on she street a few times. That's all she knows about me.

>>725601926
If befriending someone will make you
>reach a point of doing something [you] could regret
then you need professional help dude. I guess that's what I meant by "Stop stalking". Who is in control here? Are you a stalker with a guilty conscious, or is your feeling of guilt a thin facade? If you can't choose for yourself, you need help.

>>725601994
Go fuck yourself you pathetic asshole. If I wanted to get my dick wet I'd just pay a prostitute. I'd never do that.

>>725602026
I'm trying. I guess that's something.

>>725602246
Bingo. Yahtzee. Bullseye.

>rape

Alright, OP, just know that you can do anything if you set your mind to it, even find a girlfriend. Don't lose hope, you won't be a creepy loser forever, unless you keep yourself as one.

>>725602372
I don't really think you are. Tell me what you're doing that defines trying? I mean that guy earlier was talking about burn victims and burn survivors. You really do sound like a victim - and I'm saying that to get you to think, not to piss you off or insult you. Like I'm wondering if you didn't have the burns, would you come up with another reason to talk that way about yourself and continue to be a victim? You've got a lot more than a burn going on.

>>725602066
I'm not ignoring anyone's advice. I know that what I'm doing is not normal and I'm really trying to get over it. I just needed to talk about it, and in fact I appreciate any and all advice that is not made by a troll. I just can't stand the trolls but I guess I should have expected that.

If you're afraid to do everything that will make you live, that will make you happy, what is your life? what do you wish to do?
I've never confessed to a girl I've liked and I'm over it now, but, deep inside me I know that I could have done it. I'm now with another girl and I'm happy because I've learnt from my mistakes, I've learnt to not to hide, to have balls to speak with my heart, and I'll tell you that, getting rejected hurts, but staying away, not having the courage to get the chance, is even worse.
Don't miss your life OP, your scars are nothing compared with the scars that not having courage to live will leave on you

>>725602246
I have self control and consciousness, I just don't want to take this any further because what I feel about her is starting to scare me. But I'd never hurt her in any way.

>>725602520
On here? Definitely to be expected. Some advice is pretty sound, but what do you really want to speak on. Like what would be something you want to vent that would be ideal?

>>725602495
I've had relationships before, I've never felt a loser before this happened.

>>725602506
Maybe you're right. Perhaps I'm angry at myself for turning into a creep for the first time in my life.

lets see the burns bro

>>725602582
You're right, I guess. Thank you. You gave me a lot to think about.

This is my neighbour and I . It all started when i droped a t-shirt to her window :

openload dot co/f/j_fADLnhuNs/6629758_480p dot flv dot mp4

>>725602715
Just don't get that bullshit "nice guy" syndrome thing going on. They fucking love being victims.

>>725598569
What's wrong with him? Well for starters he didn't check these dubs.

>>725602640
I don't know for sure, man. All I want is to get over her, because when I try think what it would be like if I were her and had someone stalk me I feel terrible about myself.

>>725602810
Low quality bait.

Put a mask on your face and teach her to sing, take her to your secret underground water base and let her look at herself in the mirrors.

>>725602816
What don't you get exactly?

>>725602877
Nice

>>725602891
I guess that is the options isn't it? Get over her or go further trying to be friends or whatever. You mentioned before that you were worried if you spoke to her or got to know her you'd be worse? Maybe you won't? I mean you seem to be self-aware which is light years ahead of other stalkers I've had.

>>725603011
Impressive, very nice.........let's see Paul Allen's dubs.

Have you ever seen when a man loves a woman? you are exactly like meg ryan in that.

>>725602891
Then it's time to start. Close this tab, and get over her.

>>725603016
Maybe you're right, at least I'm self aware.

>>725602945
I wasn't saying "I don't understand nice guy syndrome"
I was warning him not to be that way. They're manipulative and creepy.

>>725598252
>>725598252
>>725598252
>>725598252
HOW HAS NOBODY TOLD THIS MAN TO PLAY KATAWA SHOUJO AND GO THROUGH HANAKOS ROUTE!?!?!

For fucks sake OP, if you havent tried it, it might give you insight on your burns and how to interact. Its also a good feels trip.

Drink milk
Itll get rid of the burn scaring
Smoke weed
Cures cancer

>>725603126
Even the boner inducing psycho bitch from early has hope if you're self aware.

"Knowing there is a trap is the first step to evading it" kind of thing.

>>725603141
I'm not a weeb

>>725598252
HI OP here,
Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male burnt victim with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.
It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.
This is not a health issue as I've been doing this ever since the fire and the doctors tell me that this normal for a burnt penis. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.
I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.
My question is: Am I the only burnt victim victim with this problem. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.
How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?
Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.
Thank you for your help and concern best wishes

File: 1475649909293.jpg (75KB, 500x438px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 500x438px

Please show us your burns, we don't want to laugh, we just want to see so that we can try assimilate how (You) feel and what you're going through.

Do it in a way that we can't identify you, with a timestamp of course.

File: wtfamireading.jpg (43KB, 460x485px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 460x485px

>>725603332

File: creep.jpg (2MB, 3000x4000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3000x4000px

>>725598252
>OP picture

Im a strait up cripple fag. my dick doesn't work and after 25 years I'm ok with that. I can live life without feeling an orgasm. I'm totally ok...honest.

File: 1489125202537.jpg (34KB, 400x292px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 400x292px

>>725603393
Life you are reading life of a burnt dick victim

File: 1289013897442.jpg (161KB, 800x640px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 800x640px

>>725603321
Its not even about being a fucking weeb.
It an animated storyline of a young boy with arrythmia adapting to his new life among other people with conditions that arent the norm. Maybe it could have helped you see things in some different perspective and help you out.

But if you want to be a creepy stalker faggot, then fuck you, don't take my advice.

>>725603507
I thought it was farting dicks?

look for a soulmate at a burn unit and have little burnt babies...problem solved.

File: naked jackie.jpg (44KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 500x500px

>>725598252
Sauce on OP is "Naked Jackie". >>725600102

>>725603332
Mine is not burnt so I can't tell. But that's really weird if it's true.

File: phantom-uncover.jpg (70KB, 414x311px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 414x311px

>>725601619
Says the stalker.
Kek.

>>725598252
don't do anything, it will end in tears (yours)

>>725603547
OP has burnt dick that farts

>>725603336
I can't do that. Sorry.

>>725603332
What the fuck

>>725603657
I LOL'd

>>725603443
Why do you take pics of random people??

>>725603595
Idiot.

>>725603813
Asshole.

>>725603332
OP here now do you see why I stalk her

>>725603969
The only reason we see is you're too much of a fucking pussy to go out and claim pussy.

Fucking beta bitch.

Tbh she sounds like a headache. Move on and stop stalking her it will catch up to you and you will really feel like shit. Hang around peopke you are comfortable being around if it feels like a chore it's not worth it imo

>>725603969
This is bullshit, I'm OP.

>>725604093
I'm not beta at all, and if you werent beta yourself you wouldnt try belittling other people. I just don't want to bother her idiot.

>>725598252
Boy, she really lit a fire in you.

>>725604253
Show us your dick and we will believe you

>>725604324
She did, jokes aside.

>>725604295
Nah Im belittling you because you're an asshole thats only fishing for certain advice. If you don't want actual advice then just exile yourself to this life.

>remember you're here forever, faggot.

>>725604409
Are you that much desperate for dick?

>>725604253
Can you please master bate on camers so we can be sure your dick does not fart

File: 4L_SZi3LlPH.jpg (34KB, 500x534px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 500x534px

>>725602023
And suddenly, there goes the self-awareness. Pic related.

>>725604460
Just for burnt dicks

>>725604443
You're pathetic, I don't give a fuck what you say.

>>725604324
She lit a fire on he's dick and now it farts

File: laughbanana.jpg (93KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 300x300px

>>725604502

>>725604443
This.

>>725602275
Bullshit you don't. This is a superficial attraction you have. You don't know her. You don't talk to her. You only know who you THINK she is. You're justifying the erection, where there's no legitimate justification beyond "she's pretty". Don't bullshit yourself, and DEFINITELY don't ask for help and bullshit.

>>725604549
>Calls me pathetic
>Cant overcome a social stigma

How badly burnt are you?

>>725604443
Fuck you cuck at least girls are mesmerized by my farting dick and one day I am going to fart all over her big breasts

ITT: OP is a giant vagina wasting my time instead of showing his burn scars. Abandoning this shit

>>725604668
My dick is burnt and thats the only part thats burnt

>>725603734
working for kgb
i had to take a picture of op

>>725598252
>feeling I got for her
>feeling

lol faggot, none of your feelings have anything to do with her, you're just idealizing an otherwise unknown girl

File: image.jpg (56KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 800x450px

OP's dick

>>725604723
Can you go be an idiot somewhere else? Gtfo. Nobody falls for your bullshit

>>725604941
Should I go back to stalking her

File: 1452319994644.jpg (540KB, 970x700px) Image search: [Google]

540KB, 970x700px

>>725604937

>>725604937
LOL gtfo

>>725604898
But that's my problem. Don't like it, gtfo

File: 1487927626103.jpg (76KB, 1080x788px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 1080x788px

>>725604937
OP should make a reality tv series where he try to get laid with hes burnt dick

>>725605289
>implying OP shaves the sack
Pls.

File: 1410707172804.png (19KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 700x700px

>>725605336
>Implying it's a ballsack and not an arse that fats as per OP's story.

File: 1489394410815.png (369KB, 514x544px) Image search: [Google]

369KB, 514x544px

>>725605471
Fuckin can't erase stupidity on these. Farts*

>>725605471
>implying OP didn't explicitly state that they were dick farts
Learn to read, you fucking mongoloid.

>>725602877
Noice.jpeg

>>725605289
WTF just happend from life advice to a burnt sausage

>>725600318
Hey neighbour, how's it going?

File: 4L_hsUeGSRm.jpg (168KB, 477x361px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 477x361px

>>725605471
>arse that fats
Arthur, is that you?

You are all disgusting. I asked for advice and most of you gave me shit. I didn't choose my scars or to fall for her. I would never hurt her. I don't approach her simply because even if she liked me back, I'd feel bad because she deserves better. If you got nothing good to say, shut up.

>>725605748
You get back what you put out. You put out negativity you get negativity back.

>>725605748
This thread went from giving adivce to talking about farts life at /b/

>>725605748
Go ahead and read this post. Should clear some things up for you.
>>725604650

>>725605860
Negativity? Youve got to be bilnd. In the first five minutes I posted someone told me to rape her corpse. How can I not be pissed?

>>725605885
If you are so easily triggered you should go to reddit

>>725605885
You don't know me.

>>725605953
By choosing not to be pissed.

>>725605953
We give you the best advice and life hacks and this is how you thank us you ungrateful asshole

>>725606080
That's easy to say.

File: 4L_H3tZwuj2.gif (1MB, 339x230px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 339x230px

>>725605987
>calling someone out on outright lying
>triggered
Lol ok. Never point out shitty behavior. That just means you're triggered. Seems legit.

>>725598543
KEK

>>725606101
I appreciate the ones who gave me actual advice. I'm talking about the trolls.

>>725606102
How long have you been on 4chan? After years of being called a cuck, a loser, pathetic, rape this, rape your mom, kill yourself, nothing really phases me. Now I usually ignore the negative posters and focus on actual constructive posts, or I have a laugh at my expense.

>>725606038
I know you personally as much as you know her. Maybe even more than you know her, actually. You've told me things about yourself. Burn victim, stalker, generally considers himself to be an upstanding citizen, wants something he later said he doesn't want...
What has she ever actually told you about herself?

File: 822c161b2f821ea2560c35ed4c3d57d1.png (22KB, 97x96px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 97x96px

>>725599773
this

>>725606129
Shitty behaviour we gave OP some decent point to think about and we try d to help OP I dont know how thats shitty behaviour

>>725606304
Work on your reading comprehension. Please. Your misinterpretation is actively fucking painful.

>>725606189
No one trolled you op we just gave you choices

>>725606435
Triggered

>>725598252
get a hobby. no peeping doesnt count

File: 1476566039931.jpg (39KB, 467x348px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 467x348px

>>725606189
Have you seen a dermatologist?

File: 4L_BEqGy7B6.png (278KB, 992x994px) Image search: [Google]

278KB, 992x994px

>>725606613

>>725605289
Kek hard

Get yourself a hooker and forget about it

File: 1446330115597.jpg (41KB, 436x410px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 436x410px

>burn victim
o o f buddy your confidence levels must be way low
That's a shame
At least you have an excuse to want to keep to yourself and not try to seek out something with this girl
Most betas on here are too pussy to talk to cuties cause they're socially awkward or fat
It's cool tho just find something you have in common with her and expand on that
Make sure it looks like a coincidence
IE: Go to same laundrymat as her, get the same detergent as her
You:"Hey femanon you use *detergent* as well?"
Her:"Oh... Uhh haha yeah i doo"
*make subtle detergent joke* (optional)
You:"i feel like ive seen you before?"
Her:"Im not sure i live around *where she lives*"
You:"oh shit haha turns out we're neighbors, if you want i could walk you back when you're done"
Her(A)"sure sounds nice"
Her(B)"*makes excuse*"
You(B) fucking drop her, suffocate her with detergent in her mouth "you still like *detergent*!? Bitch!"
Rape her corpse and shove her in washing machine
Then you wont have to worry about stalking her
Just be subtle :)

File: 1486772382178.jpg (91KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 500x500px

>>725608502
My sides

>>725606688

Yeah he said I was covered in burns, then charged me four thousand dollars.

God bless the US medical system.

>>725598330
This
>>725598252
Pics or did not happen

>>725598252
rape

OP,

Learn when she's alone, then rape her.

If you can get your sperm inside her, it'll alter her brain chemistry to love you.

You just need to nut inside her. It's even better if you impregnate her, as that would prevent her from acting like a cunt and "calling the cops" and "pressing charges" or other stupid shit.

Most women WANT to be raped. Help her while helping yourself.

>>725602877
holy shit

>>725609555
Whilst I normally obey the trips, you're mad fucked up.

Ask her out over Facebook. Say "hey, I saw you moved near me recently and I think you're beautiful. I was wondering if you might wanna grab a coffee sometime?"

It won't hurt as much if she rejects you and that way you won't feel the shock of her looking at the scars from the burns.