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Waifu thread
Previous: >>725591199
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Naps are great
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mash can i take erp lessons from you?
>>725596614
yea i guess thats it you really have to be posting for like thirty mins maybe an hour to really get into the rhythm and....theres just no time for that in the mornings! what a shame.
>>725596631
idk do you?
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>>725596592
Go for Dorf!
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>>725596592
factorio is great, I want to get more base buildersbut Ive been trying to whittle down my unfinished list, and unending games like thatfeel like im cheating or somethingmost recently, been trying to push through divinity: original sin
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Still here
and
>>725596751
Yeah its nice to.
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>>725596408
>bleach
There's a reason I love you~
Yeah not gonna do much since its 4am, maybe at least my daily herb runs
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Best waifu claimed
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>>725594855
>starts groping Mash's body, feeling the soft mounds of flesh on her chest. He locks eyes with his victim. He then starts undressing her, beginning with the slutty blouse she wore. He was sick and tired of this slut. If he was to do away with her, he might as well do it at least once.
You're mine, slut.
>he took out a medium sized knife. It had a serrated edge and and part that bends upwards. He pressed the blade to Mash's chest, cutting her bra loose. While Anon pulled his trousers of he pressed the knife against her throat.
Nice and easy, broad.
>Anon whipped out his big hairy dick. He was about to rape her. He sliced a whole in her pantyhose by the crotch and ass. He pushed her onto the cold hard asphalt. Then Anon drove his knife in to the hilt in Mash's back. She screamed in pain as the knife was brought all the way down to the handle in her soft back. Then, anon slid his sweaty cock in her pussy, he pumped over and over. Next he drew his knife out of Mash's back and shoved the blade into her asshole. Then he twisted the blade. As he did this, Mash let out a blood-curdling scream. After a few minutes Anon had came inside her. He then moved on to the hole in the back he stabbed. He shoved his cock in the wound. The wound was gorged open and Mash let out another scream.
No one will hear you, slut.
>He pumped faster and came in the wound. Then he flipped Mash over.
What's wrong, honey~? <3
You look sad? Smile.
>Mash tries to smile but the pain coursing through her body made it more of a cringe.
Smile. Like. You. Mean. It.
>Anon brought his knife up to her cheek
You gonna smile, babe?
>She tried to smile as much as she could. He scoffed
Guess I'll have to help you <3
>He ran the blade to the corner of her lip. He was about to cut in a smile into her face. He sawed at the skin all the way to the end of the jaw area. He repeated it for the other side. After this, he tongued her mouth, like a French kiss.
(Cont.)
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So i found out buying a land mine would cost me 500$usd
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>>725594855
>>725596133
That's no good
>He scowled. She still had the look of fear in her eyes. He brought the blade right under her eye, it caught a few of Mash's salty tears.
You know what they say~
You smile with your eyes, bitch
>Anon promptly cut into her eyelid, he dug the knife under her eyeball. He severed the connection to the brain. Then Anon scooped out the eyeball. He did the same for the next.
Alright, here it comes.
>he plunged his throbbing cock into Mash's eye socket. Literally skullfucking her. He then pulled out his dick from the hole and brought out an old fashioned Zippo lighter. He flicked it open, lit it, and pressed the flame into each of her eye sockets, cauterizing the wound.
Hehe this is so fun ~
>He grabbed Mash's wrist and brought the knife to it. Time to slash her wrists. He made sure to slash horizontally so it doesn't kill her too soon. Then he moved onto her thighs and did the same thing. Soon mash was disfigured. Mash was screaming for her life when Anon brought the knife to her breast and began cutting it off. Had to get the fat out of the way. After butchering her breasts off, Anon cut into her chest. With a heavy fist, he brought down the handle onto her sternum, which shattered instantly. Anon then cut out her heart. While it was still beating he dined on it, lips covered in blood. At this point, Mash was on the verge of death when anon started making love to her chest cavity.
>Slowly, her breathing slowed down, to a complete halt. Her brain was shutting down from its severe lack of blood and it's completely mangled corpse. Mash was brutally raped and murdered
That's how you little shits ERP
>>725596199
Read it.
If you want to roleplay you can't just type a sentence and be donr.
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>>725596631
I think it will, if you set a date to beat it by then you'll end up working harder to achieve it.
>>725596667
People have their preferences.
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>>725596848
Why?
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like i dont think it would feel weird erping with mash just as practice. so mash le hit me up
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>>725596751
>Mash
>good at ERP
No. His ERPing leaves much to be desired. Has no substance. It's too short as well
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>>725596921
Well with the way it works out I just practice this game for an hour or 2 a day.
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>>725596866
when its seems so non consensual, I suppose you wouldnt
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>>725596809
Oh my, you like Bleach too? That's good, better to do simple stuff at times like this.
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>>725596866
>>725596846
This may be disgusting but it's objectively superior than what Mash does
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Claiming best girl
>>725596432
An oxymoron?
>>725596418
I'll try to remember.
>>725596460
I- ehh.. N-no! I just regret that my memory is so bad, yeah, that's it.
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>>725596945
what are you the anon who wrote a novella for an erp... nobodys gonna read all that. worst erp ever!
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>>725596923
I want to buy a landmine
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>>725596996
thanks.
>>725597021
And use it?
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>>725596997
Its better than
>grabs your hand.
It needs to be at least 5 sentences.
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>>725596996
Nice cover, but I'm not sure anyone's buying it
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>>725597051
i was under the impression erp was interactive...but if you say so
okay gotta run
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>>725596764
I might have to find an older version of Dorf, which might be impossible.
There's just so much crap and clutter in the newer ones.
>>725596782
Factorio best game.
>Divinity: Accidentally Kill your friend
I love that game, we ended up doing so much random crap, many many hours in, hardly left the first area.
Can't wait for Divinity: Original Sin 2 to be released.
>>725596848
That's a lot of money for a one use item
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>>725597089
That's how I feel about Minecraft, to be honest
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>>725597051
>>725596997
>>725597088
For example:
>while blushing, Mash places her hand upon yours. This makes your face flush as red as a cherry and you quickly try to withdraw your hand. But Mash doesn't relinquish your soft, small hand so easily. This leads you to perverse thoughts about her. But you are two girls, how can you have lewd thoughts about another?
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Pls sensei Fuck me
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>>725597047
>>725597089
I want to kill this stupid squirrel stealing my bird seeds
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>>725597224
>Telling someone what they do
nice rp duud
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Magn i rotum vinda skal
Magn i torum vefa skal
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>>725596846
>>725596866
Damn son, while the plot isn't my thing you definitely know how to write.
>>725596952
Ah, well if you keep at it it shouldn't take too long to get it.
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>>725597247
Uh mado you could get a bb gun or something.
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FFT tactics is so under rated isn't it OP
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>>725597247
Wouldn't something remotely detonated be both more effective and more fun?
Not to mention a lot cheaper and easier to obtain.
I guess some form of firearm would work too, but that's boring.
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>>725597314
I hope so.
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>>725597283
I agree there in part, but thats also why it cant be that long, you just cant get that much action in without a response or detailing what they do a bit
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>>725597314
I can do better if it wasn't so late
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>>725597323
>>725596704
meant to mention that too, agrias is great
cant do a playthroigh without that holy knight
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>>725597060
I'll try harder next time!
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>>725597504
I mean, it's not a coverup!
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>>725596993
Bleach was my shit back then! (Funfact: my psn is bleach)
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>>725597247
Why would you want to kill a squirrel? Either a squirrel eats your birb seeds, or birbs do. Does it matter that much?
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>>725597504
>>725597545
Already off to a bad start!
But, yeah..There's enough I'm embarrassed to play it with people in the room
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こんばんわ、アノン-くん。
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>>725597610
Bleach is still my shit. Mfw they probably wont continue the anime... I'll have to add you~.
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>>725597738
Good evening to you too, anon.
How are you?
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>>725597323
It's great. I'm playing it right now actually.
>>725597480
Yeah, Agrias is good. She's no TG Cid, but nobody is.
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>>725597811
I lost interest after hueco mundo arc, did it atleast feel to you like it took a dip
after that?
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Shiro claimed.
>>725597247
For that kind of money you can buy a quality cross bow and have some fun hunting them.
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>>725597320
I'm quite set on my landmine idea.
>>725597352
He'll see it coming.
>>725597635
It's the audacity he has thinking he can steal from me.
>>725597990
Crossbows are boring compared to a landmine
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>>725597907
I always just took cids gear and pit it on agrias when hes in the party lol
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>>725597990
she's a weak little girl she can't draw a crossbow
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>>725597812
Very well.
You?
>>725597811
Konbanwa, Hanako.
Genki?
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>>725598043
Squirrels wont even trigger a landmine. Too light.
You would need to feed them steroids first.
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>>725598043
I'm fairly certain a squirrel won't set off a landmine through, they weigh next to nothing.
Must be one smart squirrel to see it coming.
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>>725597729
How far have you played?
>>725598043
I'm pretty sure he isn't thinking that, but rather just "free food here".
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>>725598043
It sounds illegal.
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>>725598043
trap it, train it, and send it to steal from others bird feeders to replenish yours
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Alright i'm going to sleep now. Goodnight everyone.
>>725597962
A little bit yeah, but i still enjoyed the hell out of it.
>>725598102
Heh thanks~.
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>>725598086
wtf how do you know if im weak or not.
>>725598109
I'll use a disc thrower to throw the landmine at it.
>>725598158
He is a very smart squirrel he survived my last attack.
>>725598169
You can't even comprehend this squirrel.
>>725598215
a little
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>>725598086
Crossbows don't require a lot of strength, only regular bows do.
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>>725598301
Night
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>>725598322
Im telling you. Bb gun works.
>>725598338
Compound bows are fun
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>>725598169
I'm about 30 hours in.
>>725598043
seconding >>725598292
>>725598301
Good night!
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>>725598301
Oyasumi, beautiful.
>>725598387
He can shoot his eye out if he uses BB gun
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>>725598322
You gon die, kid.
Stream it though.
But if you're gonna throw it anyway, why not a regular grenade? They are a bit cheaper and better to throw.
>>725598387
This nigga knows what's up!
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>>725598322
lol because all girls are weak
>>725598338
a regular crossbow requires 200lbs of strength to draw it, i wasn't able to draw my dad's bow until i was 18.
you can use hooks and even then it'll still be too hard for a girl like Mado
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>>725598387
then wtf am i going to do with this landmine
>>725598292
>>725598390
I don't think you can train them this late into its life.
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>>725598322
How'd you go at it the first time?
And also, let's say the landmine could detonate,
what's the chances you'd blow up the birbs instead?
>>725598499
Save it for a bigger pest, you never know what will show up...
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>>725598496
Semtex or plastic explosives would work better.
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>>725598390
Ohh, I've only played 12h and thought I had 2 areas/worlds left..
>>725598322
Isn't it the birbs fault for failing to eat your seeds?
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>>725598499
Not with that attitude.
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>>725598059
Fair enough. I usually just use both of them.
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>>725598475
Still.
>>725598496
I do sometimes.
>>725598499
Sell it?
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>>725598496
Well last time i tried a pipe bomb and he came back again.
>>725598498
I'm only a little weak.
>>725598530
I threw a pipe bomb at it.
A squirrel is heavier than a bird.
>>725598563
This squirrel it too smug to live any further.
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>>725598746
You got a bf?
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>>725598563
After you visit all four worlds there's still a lot of stuff to do
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>>725598695
does he stick around? I thought I remembered him being a temp character only, but its been a while
I think I might have used him cause he is
really good, but yeah, definitely stole his stuff before he leaves
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>>725598498
There are plenty crossbows with mechanisms so you won't have to pull it up directly. Also he won't need one with a lot of strength to get a squirrel.
>>725598542
>>725598746
Another viable option would be to draw a circle of gasoline around the feeder, then ignite it once the beast gets inside.
Now that it's trapped it can be discharged in a number of ways, one being explosives.
>pipe bomb
So you missed? Or did his brother come back to fulfill his legacy?
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>>725598844
I don't think he leaves. It's been a while since i made it to the end of the game, but i'm fairly sure you keep him the whole way through. Perhaps it's related to a sidequest to keep him. Can't recall.
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>>725598848
Poor squirrel
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>>725598301
See you in bed~
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>>725598805
what why
;-;
>>725598848
I thought i killed it, but he came back.
I could try a incendiary if this mine idea doesn't work out.
>>725598934
don't you dare sympathize with him he's a monster.
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>>725598338
> mfw I have that shirt
> mfw my GF will cosplay Shiro this weekend
> mfw Going to big cosplay event this weekend
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>>725598829
Thought it'd end soon after.
>>725598746
>>725599095
>Mine
>Pipe bomb
>Incendiary
What are you? Wile E. Coyote?
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>>725599095
Electric fence, that would leave it alive, it would have to live just watching the birbs eat the delicious food while being unable to do so itself.
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>>725598934
He brought this upon himself by defying this planets master species.
>>725599095
I mean, the easiest way out would be to poison the food, but that won't look as spectacular.
Make sure to film it.
>>725599121
>gf
>going out
You don't belong here.
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>>725599150
Naw, you don't even have all four CPUs at that point!
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>>725599150
oh god, this is roadrunner and Wile E
>>725599095
did you happen to buy your landmine from the acme company?
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>>725599095
yeah never mind
>>725599095
she just wants to feed her family!
>>725599193
the squirrel probably thought she threw the nuts away or something
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>>725599193
>poison the food
Thought about that too, but it's food for the birds.
How many birds need to die for this squirrel?
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>>725599150
hello there!
>>725599121
hey can i barrow some money?
>>725599095
your waifu sucks
>>725599021
your waifu is pretty good i guess
>>725598848
Too "lolish"
>>725598714
put that thing away before you hurt someone
>>725598565
your magic is second-rate compared to me
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>>725599121
Cosplaying is fun!
>>725599150
I don't know who that is.
>>725599183
I really don't want to waste this mine.
>>725599193
I might kill the birds if i poison it.
>>725599259
No i bought it on zxc, what is that?
>>725599282
Squirrel will be destroyed.
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>>725599356
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>>725599183
thats. . . dark, these non lethal solutions are getting
more and more monstrous
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>>725599356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd_41tM6H2Y
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>>725599350
What thing?
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>>725599350
Nein!
>>725599356
It sure is, she did Momo before
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>>725599282
Squirrels are not capable of complex thought. They know no morals, they reject the idea of property. And for that, they must die!
>>725599296
Depends. How many birds are there?
>>725599350
>implying one can be too loli
Pathetic.
>>725599356
A moral dilemma indeed. How many bird lives can one take to keep others from starvation?
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>>725599350
Hey, been a while since I seen you
>Implying she is not the best mage
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>>725599529
weeb pls
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>>725599350
i don't have a waifu
>>725599409
whats wrong
>>725599433
oh its an american cartoon?
>>725599488
I cosplayed as Anzu!
lot of fun
>>725599502
I don't really care about the birds at all, i just don't want this fucking squirrel faggot win.
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My original character; Helen, the Diadond Princess of Innocence (Mesmer bloodline.)
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>>725599356
just you friendly neighborhood arms dealers
I think they specialize in most products that can be shipped in wooden crates though
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>>725599572
You're posting on 4chan
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>>725599356
Sounds like the you've decided on how to deal with it, landmine it is.
Good luck, let's hope it's heavy enough to trigger it.
>>725599409
>
>>725599415
It's the most humane one till now, isn't it?
You have any better ideas?
>>725599638
>I don't really care about the birds at all
Replace food with plastic pellets, behold, real disappointment.
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>>725599651
>Diadond
wtf is this
>>725599695
i feel like this is a joke i just don't understand.
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>>725599638
Yeah, you kinda sound like Wile E. Coyote.
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>>725599638
as a guy or girl?
I did onii-sama (Jesus himself)
Yuuki Rito ( she was Momo )
This weekend Sora and she will be Shiro
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>>725599638
>i don't have a waifu
Pathetic.
>i just don't want this fucking squirrel faggot win.
Burn it all to the ground! Let the flames of purity cleanse the unholy beast!
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>>725599502
Noooo they must be protected and cuddled!
>>725599638
Please don't hurt the squirrel.
>>725599718
D:
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>>725599638
no waifu?
>>725599459
keep it in your pants terrorist
>>725599488
seriously. give me your wallet or i will stab you in the throat
>>725599706
say it' aint so
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>>725599727
>>725599794
yeah if you don't know any loony toons,
it wouldnt really register with you
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>>725599842
No
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>>725599842
That makes you already pretty weeby.
Oh, and Patchy-claimer sort of been busy lately, they haven't been posting
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>>725599829
They will bite and scratch you. Don't let their appearance fool you, they are evil to the core and deserve to be impaled.
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>>725599718
I stand by my training idea, granted im not overly worried
squirrels are plentiful enough, just make it quick
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>>725600082
I once touched the tail and it was so fluffy and soft, there's no way I can hurt such an innocence being. Shame on you...
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>>725599718
He will fall.
>>725599794
Is that a good or bad?
>>725599817
Girl
Do you have any pictures of it?
>>725599820
It will this weekend.
>>725599829
Why?
>>725599842
No waifu.
>>725599879
Yeah sorry, never seen them.
i gtg go make food now, i'll be back later
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>>725599842
Only Yen in my wallet, nothing you can use
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Why is Mado going full Esdeath?
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>>725600274
Because if you're not going to eat her then you shouldn't hurt her.
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>>725600232
Even Stalin had a fluffy mustache. Do you render him innocent as well?
>>725600274
Humiliate its corpse by dressing it up like a pleb tier waifu and impale it in your yard as a warning for others.
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>>725600274
He always tries to catch this road runner using all sorts of explosives and whatnot, yet never succeeds.
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>>725600398
Yes.
Besides that killing is wrong!
>>725600288
These threads need edgy.
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>>725600491
They need edgy like I need knee and ankle problems. Preferably nonexistent.
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>>725600579
Do you have knee and ankle problems?
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>>725600288
He isn't stalking girls and the squirrel will only be killed, not tortured, and for a reason as well, so it's fine.
>>725600491
Filthy commi. Animals are at the will of humans, and may be killed by them at any time.
In Genesis gods says 'replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth'. Do you wish to stand against god's will?
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>>725600288
>full Esdeath
Not even close
Off to shower, hope I don't fall asleep...
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>>725600579
>>725600670
whats that? someone needs medical attention you say?
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>>725600742
God didn't say that. He gave us the freewill to do whatever we want and that includes not hurting animals!
>>725600795
Yeah Rory does, get your tits away from me!
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>>725600795
Not again.
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>>725600872
Just want to make sure everyones as close to 100% as possible
maybe too much support playing. . .
>>725600843
it cant be helped, theyre just out there
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>>725600843
Truly, you have the freedom to not harm animals, as you, and all others, have the liberty to kill them at whim.
Deus vult!
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>>725600980
I hope my tits look like that when i grow up
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>>725601021
only for food!
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>>725600274
is mado a boy a girl?
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>>725601053
What about a nice leather jacket?
Or shoes?
Or to defend yourself or your cattle?
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Without a doubt, this is absolutely the WORST collection of waifus I have ever seen.
How do you even live with these shit-tier waifus?
Don't you have any shame?
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>>725600980
Ah. Maybe relax a bit.
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>>725600670
I do.
>>725600742
Oh, not stalking.
>>725600763
I hope you do.
When the shower is done and you are comfy.
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>>725601023
>>725601021
got you there
and give it time, [sic] things come to those who wait
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@725601115
>guaranteed (You)'s
>>725601142
Yea, boring, I know.
>>725601182
I don't want no cow udders.
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>>725601090
>leather
we don't need clothes if we all went back to africa
>shoes
we don't need that if we all went back to africa
>there are no cows in africa!
>>725601115
Do you like mine?
>>725601142
Want me to massage you?
>>725601182
I want to be able to feed my children lots of milk...
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>>725601286
Literal shit.
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>>725601327
whyyyy
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>>725601286
There is only a specific type of people I want to get back to Africa.
And there are cows in Africa. Shitty cows that produce roughly a liter of milk a day, but cows none the less.
You have yet to answer the defense part.
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>>725601358
She's not an orange nugget
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>>725601394
Bye-bye Shiro, anon!
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>>725601218
oh, I meant that you had her on the free will thing
i wish no udders on those who have no want of them
>>725601286
worst case you can get a fake feeding aparatus
formula isnt that bad
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>>725601422
cute
>see ya
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>>725601455
no wai i want to feed them real milk!
>see ya tits~
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i hope everyone here gets ass cancer. if you already have ass cancer, i hope you get it again. good night all
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>>725601286
That wont help. Ive had it for weeks.
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>>725601583
:<
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>>725601642
DOUBLE ASS-CANCER
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>>725601451
Fleeing when faced with arguments?
Pathetic.
>>725601455
Fair enough. As they say in Buchenwald: 'suum cuique'.
Enjoy your juggs to the fullest.
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>>725601701
but why!
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>>725601701
That pic is hot
I want to shove my dick in her fat ass
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