Just bought this new finger box on amazon. Anyone have the same

>>725593889
Are you sure you're not supposed to put your dick in it?

>>725593889
>made from pine
>not even joined with dovetails
i'm sorry mate, if you paid more than 5 bucks you got ripped off

>>725593889
It's not bad for an amateur fingerbox, but don't expect much, if it is not cheap chinese quality though it might not be half bad.

shit i paid 12.99 shipped :(

>>725593889
Dude i had that one, it broke the second i put my finger in it :(

Fucking pleb ordering it online when you can get higher quality from real people for cheaper

>>725594634
That's not a quality issue, that's just you being a fucking moron and not following the manual. Literally reading the first warning that comes with one will prevent that. FUCKING READ

>>725593889

>getting your finger boxes from amazon

Hope you enjoy after market accelerator coils. You wont even be able to hear the timing gears line up for the proper sensation...

I wish I still had the one my uncle handed down to me, it was a replica of a model 1835 made around 1920, I used it all up when I was younger though :(

>>725594884
How fucking typical. Someone gets a Grade A classic handed down through multiple generations and they don't even bother to bring it into the shop for some preventive care until it's too late. This generation is ruining finger boxes faster than I can type.

>>725594880

But it has the original stabilizer rods and suspension gel lining, after-market coils are hardly an issue. This baby's going to be smooth as butter like it was the day it rolled off the assembly line. They just dont make them the same anymore.

>>725595079
I know man, when I learned about its historical significance in the industry i shit myself. I've since collected a few less rare boxes, hoping one day I come across a reproduction by the same craftsman. feelsbadman.tiff

>>725593889
What the fuck is a fingerbox? Is it some kind of new sex toy?

>>725595264
>xir never used a fingerbox

>>725595264
>being this much of a newfag

>>725595335

It's 'Xe' you fucking shitlord.

>>725595264
Get out

>>725595264
Fuck off troll

>>725595222
It's not entirely your fault, it was irresponsible for them to give you one of such a high caliber before you knew what you were doing. Sorry if I got a bit emotional, it's just too much of a damn shame.

Mainly because even if you managed to find a repro by the same crafter there is no way it's going to be the same quality. Modern standards are low as shit, everyone including the 'hand made' crafters mix a bit of woodchips into the corners because it's cheaper. And don't even get me started on the acoustics.

I dig the color. Don't wear it out too quick

Fingerbox is an item fad that began on 4chan’s /b/ board sometime in the summer of 2010.

The fad involves someone posting a picture of a Fingerbox with a seemingly genuine question or remark, followed by other users acting as if they not only all know what the OP is referring to, but have owned one since childhood.

The common discussion points are the number of holes, the materials the box is made of, and different custom boxes and their merits.

Inevitably a user finally asks what a Fingerbox is, at which point they will promptly be laughed at and called a Newfag.

>>725595881
Thread murder. No mercy.

>>725595735
The only way to get a quality fingerbox nowadays is to have a relative who makes them. My great uncle has never differed from the way he made them back in the day, to bad his arthritis has caught up to him, can't seem to get the inner workings right anymore

I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN MY FINGERBOX WHAT DO I DO

>>725596088
1) Read the manual before asking basic questions.

2) Activate the emergency hatch.

>>725595371
Why such homophobic speech? :(

>>725595881
thx 4 enswer
but u a colossal faget
your mom should die of rape
also your dog

Holy fuck, OP, I haven't seen a real fingerbox since like, 2009. This one looks like a good starter fingerbox, but it should get you by until you're ready for the bigger commitment of a quality designer finger box. Have you put your finger in it yet? How is it?

>>725594056
this would have been funny if any of them lined up.

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Penisbox: superior.

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>>725594056
you forgot "penisbox: superior"

>>725594075
"Geez, I hope your dick's bigger'n' this!"
- Tommy Chong, "Up In Smoke"

>>725596301
because he lives for this. he was waiting for someone to ask. then he leaps up, his cock half erect, and posts OMG NEWFAG LOLOLOL and a dribble of semen makes its way down his urethra and stains his pyjama bottoms. and he is happy.

>>725595126
>2017
>still buys mass-produced "assembly line" finger boxes

Topkek achieved

>>725596007
he's also wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ay-O#Finger_boxes

there are two levels of newfaggotry here:

1: doesn't know what fingerboxes are

2: thinks they're a /b/ joke

> implying my dick will fit in a fingerbox

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>>725595264

>>725594082
dovetails are for people who can't do a proper mitre join. they are quaint, i'll give you that, but they bring to mind shop class and clumsy teens trying to hold a piece of pine steady under the drill press, sweating, nervous, hoping nobody asks them "hey, are you making a penisbox?"

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>>725594880
>You wont even be able to hear the timing gears line up for the proper sensation...

you're thinking of Lemarchand Lament Puzzle Boxes there, anon.

>>725596030
relative? do none of you into carpentry at all? jesus h fuck, i made mine out of 3mm particle board from Bunnings. $5 a sheet.

plus 35 cents for the air release grommet at the back, from Lincraft.

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What is fingerbox?

>>725598099
new faggot detected.

>>725598099
Fuck off troll

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>>725598247
Fuck off meta-troll

>>725593889
>>725594056
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>>725597999
What are these?

still have the one my grandpappy gave me when i was seven years old

>>725598656
first two are fingerboxes.

second two are shots of my custom penisbox (particle board, PVA and foam rubber cocksleeve)

last one is the puzzlebox from the film Hellraiser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FySX_dIFxYQ

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>>725598656
fuck off troll

Thank you, I just ordered one on Amazon. Can't wait to get it.

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are those still a thing in the west? what do you think of pic related?

>>725599315
That is the one I just ordered!

>>725599315
You've been taken in by a cheap, mass produced gimmick.

Sure they're popular now, but they don't compare to build quality and feel of an original hand crafted finger box, and they're definitely not in the same league of investment.

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>>725599057
fuck off untertroll

>>725598072
Respect for your DIY efforts, but that can't possibly compare to the traditions of old.

That's like expecting to get the experience of a Bunnings snag in Switzerland. You can still get a snag, but it's apples and oranges.

Where do I buy this "finger box"?

>>725599711
traditions of old are all very well if your father is donald fucking trump, but some of us are on a budget here.

and if you actually EAT Bunnings sausages.. well.. do you know what happens to the Tasmanian Devils who die of that contagious nose cancer?

just saiyan'.

>>725599883
Amazon dumbshit. read the posts.

>>725600162
You've just got to know how to buy/sell and manage a collection in your best interests.

Try restoring a few old Fingerboxes and flip them for a profit. You'll learn a lot in the process, and you'll have more funds to invest in higher quality pieces that'll increase in value.

Everyone knows the true purpose of a fingerbox is to aid in semen collection, for the further preservation of ones genetic code.

Its simple, theres the test box and theres the collection box. The test box is about 3 centimeters wide, if your penis fits in that hole you must immediately commit seppuku with the nearest sharp object you can find. This ideology further preserves darwanistic values and betters quality of life for future generations.

If your penis does not fit, you may proceed to the collection box, which is a highly technological device which ensnares your penis for collection of your precious seed. By utilizing loli and shota mimicking technology hidden by the japanese from the world for decades, the collection box ensnares your penis with large sucking tentacles, pulling your penis in and trapping it, while assaulting the head full force with the feeling of a million loli waifus being disintegrated on your now oversensitive penis.
Once climax has been attained, you may repeat the process until the box has been filled, once it has, you no longer have any practical use existing, and may commit seppuku, allowing your seed to be delivered wirelessly using the collection boxes built in pussy-fi, which inseminates any vagina that moves within a 5 mile radius of the device. Microscopic flying semen is the way of the future, feel secure that your seed will be shared, and move in to the next life content.

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>>725600446
No such thing
>Quit being a faggot anon

>>725593889
why the fuck do people still use wood fingerboxes?
I've been only digital for 15 years now

>>725600694
Well dipfuck, if you had an IQ above 3 you would be able to find it.
https://www.amazon.com/Bandai-Tuttuki-Virtual-Finger-Black/dp/B001IVFPEQ

>>725600694
Now what cunt rag?

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>>725600887
>If you had an IQ above 3 you wouldn't of taken the bait.

Fuck... I remember fingerboxes man...
Do you really just get them on Amazon now? I'll check

>>725595881
>spoonfeeding
I remember when snax would ban a cunt like you

>>725602732
BRING BACK SNACKS

>>725593889
Is it wrong that I'm somewhat morbidly excited to inherit my grandpa's handmade mahogany fingerbox?