The last 3 digits of your post number determine what SCP you're

im ready

can my scp be a bitch pls

rolling for darkness

>>725578996
Just a unusual piece of paper. I'll just leave it alone, and then everything will be fine.

>>725579292
close enough

>>725578920
Eh, how bad can it be?

Oooooh boy...

please be 105 please be 105

>>725579235
got the greatest doom metal song ever

>>725578920
Rollio

Rollio

ok

A pair of gloves that change material. So I'm cool.

Rollerino

>>725579583
Ded Elmo get

>>725579373
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-373

I got a music player...

this should be fun

I'm in a room with a town

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roll

Rawl

Rolling to my death

rull

>>725580005
Nice

In a room with an Asian guy that if you walk with, become lost, lucky I'm in a room


BTW I'm an anon newfag kek

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banana phone.

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>>725579932
lets go again

test

Just fuck my shit up

>>725578920
k

>>725578920
kk

>>725580148
I'm fucked

>>725578920
rollerino

>>725578920
dunno

Let me roll nigguhs

>>725580565
whats wrong with 148?

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>>725580509
I got a lincoln log cabin.

>>725580722
basically don't touch it

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-722

rollio

>>725578920
Was gonna fap, I'll just do this first.

Let's see

Rolo

>>725581087
RIP

>>725581087
Spooky endless staircase woo

>>725580582
>tfw memed to death

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pls no spooky

>>725580552
>a dude in a literal straitjacket
really frightening...

Rollex

Rolling on this one

R

>>725582001
200% fucked... but at least it will be a pretty epic sight

heck me up rnjesus

>>725582379
A perfume that gets machines sexed up to the wearer. Not to bad

>>725578920
magic powers get

fuckin roll

>>725582966
Sleep walker. I will die from lack of sleep. Great.

>>725582655
oh shit there's an extremely small chance I might see a strange animal

Fugg it

>>725578920
Rollerino

>>725578920
Rolling hard

Rollex

>>725583759
I got sour dough despair

>>725583572
It's just a weraboo katana that makes the user think they're a badass...

Roll again?

>>725578920
Roll fucken rokk

>>725578920
Rollerino

I hope its female

>>725584506
SCP-506 is a genetically engineered variant of zucchini (Cucurbita pepo) created by the ████████ Corporation as a hardy and rapid-growing food plant. SCP-506 exhibits several undesirable and dangerous qualities:

(1) SCP-506 will attempt to grow on any organic material, including on living beings. The seeds germinate on contact.

(2) SCP-506 grows extremely rapidly, reaching full size in five minutes or less.

(3) Due to its rapid growth, SCP-506 drains its growing medium of nutrients at an accelerated rate. Nothing will grow in soil that has harbored SCP-506 plants without extensive nutrient replacement.

(4) SCP-506 seeds are much smaller than typical squash seeds, and disperse easily in the wind.

>MFW zucchini picture was my captcha

>>725578920 rolllllllll

roolarooni!

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Roll.

Bowlin

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Seth rollins

>>725585540
>>725584506
Rerolled and got fast growing plants again

Fuckin roll m8

not that fucked

SCP?

>>725585787
Well ill be dammed. I got a haunted plane full of dead bodies

>>725578920
rolling for the best contained specimen

Rull

here we go

roll bitch

Lets check boys

>>725586690
Bunch of bandages.

>>725578920
Rollin'

daisy me rollin

Re-roll

>>725578920
d class reporting in

Rollin'

Plz no 682

>>725578920
ROLLO LOLI

Let's roll

rawl

This i can get behind, I will fuck what ever SCP i get, Might even do a write up of it if i can get lvl5 clearance on it

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>>725578920
Alright, I'll bite.

rollerino

>>725590747
hopefully they dont show interest in me

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>>725590965
>Just a spooky picture that will give me nightmares and paranoia until I pee and vomit blood

Looks like I win.

Rolling again. :)

>>725590958
Great im fucking a robot...God damnit

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>>725591330
> a bowl of candy that severs your hands if you take more than 2 pieces

Easy, I'll just take one.

Rolling again.

pls not a spooky one

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>>725591538
>Shadow spider that kills you with a bite
Dang.
Oh well, it was fun playing.

roll again

>>725578920
Rollin'

>>725591588
thank god it's just a quarter

rollin..

rollsdfghr s

>>725578920 butt hole

>>725578920
roll

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Lol k

roll again

Rollerino

>>725578920
role

rolls in spanish

R

Here we go

roll ing

>>725578920
w

>>725578920
I'm scared shitless by some of the things on that site.

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>>725593440
Oh, cool. I'm sand.

>>725578920
okayroll

rollerino

road roller

Rolling.

R

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rollerino

eh, roll

Scp

I'm going to die aren't I?

Rollerino.


Chek'em

>>725578920
Fuq

rollinin

>>725578920
Shiy

Ayight

>>725578920
roll

UH OH

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roll

>>725578920
rwrwwrwr

roll1

>>725594762
I'll be fine.

>>725578920
Fjfj

roll :^)

>>725578920
rellelele

tollll

>>725595008
lol rip

>>725578920
roll.

Oh geez.

>>725594644
Nigga wants to give me a toy. Reroll.

hope i die

PLANETARY ANNIHILATION NOW

>>725595258
NO BETTER

>>725595288
KETER NOW

>>725595315
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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rolllllllllllllllllllllllll

IF I DON'T GET KETER I'LL FUCKING OFF MYSELF

>>725595360
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>725595172
Now I have toys and a best friend
Rollin again

KETER

cvhjiuygvb

kool
kidz
klan

>>725595470
bitchasddsaaffgsdfgdhdhfgjfjfjjhfj

>>725595578
scps are gay

>>725578920
roll for some sweet, fast death

all scps are fucking pussies i could kick each and every one of their asses

>>725595465
Now I have a party in a box
One more time.

What's that noise?

>>725595420
holy shit i just won the weed lottery

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>>725595609
HAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOTASS SCPS

>>725578920
Le rollolol

>>725595719
csaffdfsfs

>>725595666
Not as cool as I thought it would be but meh

Blov

>>725595798
Kek I got a smart rat.

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>>725578920
my body is ready

>>725595719
scps are gay

>>725578920
lego

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rol

K

>>725578920
rills

>>725595662
Now a butler
Next

u >>725595895
r
g
a
y

>>725578920
rolling for interest purpose

succubus get

Not much

>>725596035
THE MASK

Role

>>725595993
Clowns, little played out there.

>>725580177
nice dubs

fuckin rolling

>>725595919
round 2

cachow

>>725596104
am i dead now?

>>725580177
nerd

>>725596335
You'll wish you were

cachow 2

Pls

>>725596401
I WONT DIE A VIRGIN

>>725596377
fortune cookies told me to reroll

>>725578920
>roll

SCP-408
Class: Safe.
Colour changing butterflies work as a single minded entity for a perfected method of environmental camouflage or look like something threatening when threatened.
Fuck you all <3

Bring it on

Roll .

reroll

>>725578920
rawgas

>>725578920
Rolking

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roll

>>725578920
Holy shit I wanna roll!

>>725578920
roll

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Rolliollio

>>725578996
roll

rollnato

>>725578920
raul

>>725578920
Rollerino

TEst

I rowl

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>>725578920
Rolls

>>725578920
ro111

cock-roll

rollololol

Roleing

asddada

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>>725598884
Description: SCP-884-4 is a men’s shaving mirror, made of glass and ivory, presumably constructed at some point around 1914. It is the last remaining object in what was originally a complete set of men’s grooming tools, the others having been lost to testing and theft early this century. (Other notable examples included SCP-884-2, alias “The Razor,” which was stolen by the Chaos Insurgency during their split with the Foundation, and SCP-884-6, alias “The Comb,” which was neutralized following Incident SCP-884-6-4172. For additional information on the remaining objects classified as SCP-884, please see file SCP-884: Original Collection.)

SCP-884-4 possesses a mild hallucinogenic quality. Subjects who have used it while shaving reported an inability to perceive the removal of hair, causing repeated attempts to shave areas of the face that, in reality, have already been shaved. This usually results in irritation and has, in one instance, contributed to the accidental severing of the carotid artery.

Not bad :^) I already have cancer.

Time to die.

rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>725578920
Rawllin'

Rollerino

>>725578920
Kek

>>725578920
rollllllllllllllllll

okay

>>725578920
give me that instant orgasm dildo pls

>>725578920
Roll

>>725600048
Item #: SCP-048

Object Class: None (see description)

Special Containment Procedures: The designation SCP-048 is to be retired from the SCP catalog. No future SCPs are to be assigned this number.

Description: SCP-048 has long been considered the "cursed SCP number" by SCP staff: any items given this designation tend to be destroyed, decommissioned, stolen, or otherwise lost to the Foundation, usually through no fault of any individual person. In addition, personnel assigned to SCP-048 in its various incarnations have had a 50% higher rate of turnover due to death, dismemberment, and disciplinary action.

Whether or not the number 048 actually has any supernatural qualities is unknown, but given the superstition around this number, the designation has been removed from the catalog in order to help maintain employee morale.

  ▲
▲ ▲

Rull

>>725578920
rollllllll

>>725578920
rolly polly

>>725600501
>501 ▶
>>>725578920 (OP)
>rollllllll
Fucccc

hmmm

>>725578920
Sure

>>725600745
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-745


Apparently this guy doesn't eat when captured. pls let the room be a containment cell

Rollan

Eh