Hello /b/ I am doing something special. Using a shit ton of jenga

Fuck I'm really tired sorry about the typos I'll focus

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>>725518537
Seize the castle!

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Ahead lay the enemy fort. A stronghold that utilized cannons and hot oil, as well as archers in wait. The only way in was the gate, but it was across a very rickety bridge. Your army is ready, and so is theirs...perhaps there is another way in? Or will they quake at the might of God!
>choose any action
>authors hint: men are at the ready! You can choose to utilize the seige towers and cannons to further your attack!

Destroy the castle, they shall pay for their insolence.
>I didn't read

Dig a tunnel underneath, catch them by surprise

>to keep from arguments breaking out, ideas must have one other supporter

Burn it to the ground

>>725519902
Seems like a perfect idea, I'm supporting this now

No we might have use for it it, build the tunnel!

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The king decided that a frontal attack was the only option, the towers are raised and the horns blow. The crusade begins. What's this!? An army was waiting
>fuck you I don't have a lot of guys but trust me there is a lot of them, foot soldiers plus Knights

They let out a war cry and begin their charge. The enemy is fast approaching! The large tree seems a little weak...perhaps easy to fall. But your towers are also ready! The cannon men too!
Edge lord steps fourth, "trust me my king, I could clear the way for thee with my scythe!"

>>725520492
stab the king and claim his crown

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>>725520492

>725520809 #

>/b/ is the king

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>>725520492

>what is your move /b/?

>>725520163
Burn it says William Wallace

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>>725520960
forge a shield wall and march forth screaming

>>725520492
Get everyone to fire as many fire arrows as they can and laugh as the enemy burn, then feast on their well cooked corpses

>reminder boys, all responses should have one other vote, and yes, anything goes

>>725521480
Except burning it to the ground. So no, anything does not go

>>725521120
This, shield wall

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You give the order as the crusaders line up and put their crosses before them, and together they march fourth, towers following in one giant wall, the enemy begins to break formation as the weaker soldiers retreat to the gates while several knights charge the wall, only to be slain. Edge lord picks off the few knights left and the enemies forces have been pushed back. You now have the field and the enemy now sits in their castle waiting for your move. You lost only 5% of soldiers
Strength level: safe

>>725523164
Can we get some corpse eating in here

>>725523761
Behead the enemy!!

>>725523871
AND EAT THEM!

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Rare encounter! You find several cowardly foot soldiers hiding, you confiscate their weapons and capture them, what should we do sir?

>>725523761
yup

>>725524111
FUCKING EAT THEM UNTIL THEY CONFESS THEIR SINS

>>725524111
make fun of their little penises

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>>725524182

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Your order is given: "we shall feast..."
A crusader steps fourth "that is against gods will!!"
Another comes "this IS gods will!"
The men butcher the soldiers and several crusaders begin eating their corpses
Moral is raised!
The enemy is outraged...this war may be bloodier than ever before...
The castle is head, what now?

>>725518537
DEUS VULT

>>725524660
raise their little weinies on pikes in sight of the castle

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>>725524660
Rally the troops and prepare for an assault!

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>>725524660

trebuchet the infidels!!11!!!!!1

>>725524895
Make it so

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summon the fist of god to give a nice blow to the heart of the enemy

trebuchet the infidels!!11!!!!!1!

>>725525160
fist of pope francis* and ill back this

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"RALLY THE TROOPS!" you cry, "and give theme our best wishes!"
At the motion of your hand you fling the severed heads of the enemy into the fortress. Their genitals decor for the siege towers as you form a wall in front of the castle, the men: too distracted by the feast and blood that enemy arrows rain from above and kill several men
"regroup!!"
Edge lord approaches "what is our plan for attack?"
>Another 5% troop loss
>Total troop strength 90%
>strength level: safe

The rickety bridge lay before you. Several lion knights take position to defend the gate. The enemy ready their cannons

>>725525602
Try to find a Cliffside near their base, and bombard them with flaming boulders!

>>725518537
What toy are those soldiers called again?

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>>725525602
Assemble our siege towers and hold the line!

just some old playmobil Knights from when I was younger

>>725525762
I second this, except we should split our army up into two. One to hold them down, and the other to sneak a catapult to a cliffside

>>725525934
op you're my hero

All the soldiers start having sex in a big gay pile

>>725526407
only after we've captured the castle, newt

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"Split our forces in two! Fire at the cliff side!"
Edge lord approaches yet again "sir...we have grapple hooks, perhaps we should try scaling the cliff side?"

The cannons are fired but the wall holds strong! The enemy fires back and a siege tower is lost. Suddenly more arrows rain as the enemy soldiers charge at the line.
Templars do their best to hold the, off.
SIR! THEYRE TRYING TO SURROUND US
Edge lord: sir! We need an order!

>>725526407
Save it for the afterparty maggot

>>725526497
The soldiers suddenly stop fighting and take all their clothes off. They crawl into a big pile and all start banging each other. In the middle of the pile is OP getting stuffed by all the biggest black cocks. Covered from head to toe in Cum with a 2 cocks stuffed in his mouth he manages to beg for more, because OP is the biggest faggot

Please don't do this :(

>>725526663
HELICOPTER FORMATION AND MOW THE FAGGOTS DOWN

>>725526663
OPs father walks in and smashes all his stupid toys to pieces. You little faggot man child , why the fuck are you still playing with toys ? Cut your hair and get a job you autistic fuck.

>>725527322
Top kek

>>725527322
how salty

were you bullied at school today, anon?

>>725526663
OPs little brother walks in , 6 years his younger. He has 2 friends with him, he slaps OP and his glasses fall off his face and smash on the floor, " why are you playing with my baby toys you faggot" and pulls on his pony tail.
OP starts lashing out like a cornered scared pig squealing GET OUT OF MY ROOM U DICK.
OPs father walks in the room to brake the fuss up, he kicks the younger brother and his friends out of his room and tells him to stop bullying his older brother.
The father turns to look at OP, a sad lonely manlet with a tower of lego bricks or whatever the fuck they are in the corner "how did I produce such a loser? " he though to himself.

>>725527792
Sure , out of everyone in this thread I 'd be the 1 getting bullied .

Shhhh guys, it's my secret ;)

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>>725528177
that was a nice attempt at getting a giggle out of me, but you failed, you hook-nosed bastard, as you usually do

>>725528368
stay in school and learn how to type properly, bullies aren't gonna make it far in life so keep your chin up, bud

OP looks in the mirror and sees the thing he hates the most , his own reflection. He realises he doesn't have any friends in real life, not even his own family like him, they thing he's odd because he still plays with toys. He takes a razor. Looks his worst enemy square in the eye and draws a long deep line in his forearm..

Spoilers. OP is an eternal virgin playing with plastic soldiers and getting really into it.

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>>725528713
that grammar

>>725527061
This is the best bit. When I ruined your childish game.

Well, if y'all are so against it. I got this shit out my closet to have fun with my pals on /b/ but I'll pack this up, and leave y'all to you're strange misplaced anger. Got some pent up anger or something

>>725529048
Where are you from
Don't listen to that loser. He's obviously stupid.

How old are you OP? Shit I still play with legos and Im 24. Dont worry about it!

Hey man, I'm just a simple boy living in the USA trying to have fun with y'all cause my friends are on vacation. Spring break ya know?

>>725529048
it was fun while it lasted OP

>>725529048
>>725529173
Man child virgins detected