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Be honest: what is literally you're job, salary, and age?

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Be honest: what is literally you're job, salary, and age? I'll start:
>Chef at Wendy's
>$9.22/hour
>26
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Waiter at mom and pop restaurant

It's all tips, but on average between about ~$17-20 an hour

24
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Travel agent for a premium portfolio

About 26000 euros/year. It varies with bonuses, but also free trips/hotel stays are a perk
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Head of Data Science 150KUSD
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>>725507267
Oh, I forgot, I'm 30
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Operations manager of a retail store
35k a year
23
>>
>>725506957
>what is literally you're job
go back to school, you need to study more you illiterate fuck.
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>>725507267
Travel agent is still a job? Do they not have the internet where you are from?

Network Admin
86k/yr
36
>>
>1337 meme dank hacker
>check my overseas accounts
>facebook
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>>725507519

Rich people are too lazy to book their own trips. Also shit like safaris require some insider knowledge.
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College bum
$1500 tax free monthy from the Army GI bill
Just coasting out my degree before re enlisting as an officer.
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Avionics Tech
2225euro a month
24
>>
>>725506957
b8 thread is b8
same thread different hourly wage.
pro tip "chef at Wendy's" is a dead give away
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19, got mandatory invitation to army, gonna make the minimum wage which is 410€ a month
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Mechanic at Jiffy Lube. I'm 18. I just work on cars and make $9/hr. It sucks but I enjoy cars so why not?
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>Neuroscientist (postdoc)
> ‎€2650 a month after tax
>29
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>>725506957

Operations Manager
$90k/yr +bonus'
41
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>>725506957
>>725507182
Cashier for mom and pop shop. Honestly love mom and pops.
21
And I get paid 14.50 California so 10 everywhere else
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>>725506957
b8
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>>725508435
Pop's hot breath in your ear as he steers your cock up Mom's baggy wet pussy while he pushes his up your willing ass
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>dcs
>$8.5 hour
>18
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>Mechanical Engineer at an Energyh Services Company
>$78,000 per year
>27
>also $18,000 from rental income
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>>725506957
>>725506957
>27
>N&T engineer (1st year)
> ~ 2200 to 3500 with night shift
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>>725508605
What
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>>725508792
>€uros
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>job
private security
>pay
200/hr for current job
>age
25
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>>725506957

Composer
$0.00 / hr
25

I'll give you 2 guesses as to whether my family considers me a failure.
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>>725508837
Just me? Best job ever
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>>725506957
> Chef

Tell me the recipe for your burgers. All that delicious seasoning you put in.
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>job
fast food :/
>pay
20$ /DAY
>age
19
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>>725508158

> Mandatory invitation

Isn't that just conscription? Fascists say the darnedest things.
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Wholesaler
~75k/yr
17
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"Chef" at Wendy's. Lol.
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>>725506957
>Gun shop employee
>$10/hour plus bounty pay, averages out to around 15-20 dollars an hour by the end of the day
>21

It's something while I get my shit together. It also helps support my /k/ommando side.
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>deli clerk at safeway'
>$10.25/hr
>23
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government contractor
$86,500
31
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24, mortgage analyst
Upward of $100k/year
>>
> chef at burger King
> $8.75/hr
> 28
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>graphic designer
>$40k a year
>23

goal is to be making $60k before I'm 30. I also want to get into doing graphic design for an advertising agency some day.
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>>725509218
like wholesale real estate?
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>>725506957
Registered nurse
40.36/hr
35
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>>725508605
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Youtuber
120 - 200k /year
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>>725506957
30,
65k a year
Work 3/8ths of year
Environmental Engineer

Son of a Mexican immigrant.
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Dairy Queen manager
9.50/hour
Pretty ezy
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>Cyber Ops for the Air Force
>1,200 a month
>19
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>>725506957
>Warehouse worker in Bestbuy
>16.50$
>27
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Contemporary artist.
Nothing
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>Space cowboy
>dead end job
>9
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>>725506957
>Salesperson at Best Buy
>$12.25/hour
>18
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>>725509852
yeah
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>>725509852
Yeah, it can be done almost entirely over the phone.
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>>725510151

> Living wage
> 3/8ths of the year

How does one get a jerb like dis? Do you need connections and/or a special degree? If so, is there any way to bypass HR or fabricate credentials respectively?
>>
Are the newfags here for the snow day?
Holy shit.
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>>725506957
DrugDeal
45000$\m
27
>>
18
Work for company that makes French fries for McDonald's
20.50 an hour
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>>725510325
Best Buy still do the crazy discounts for their employees? My brother in law worked there in the 90s and we used to get stuff for cost plus ten percent
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>>725509025
>1st guess
yes
>2nd guess
also yes
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>IT Team Manager
>48000/year
>32
>Wife makes near double what I make..
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>>725509218
I am familiar. I did a few deals like that. I'm this guy>>725508779

I like the rental game tho
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>>725510534
> Honestly the job posting came up on caljobs

>I applied
>lied the the resume and in the job interview
>lied about knowing environmental regulations and laws regarding CFR's.
>got the position one week later.

Really helps being attractive, well dressed and personable.

>No degree
>just math and computer savvy.
>100% Suave

inb4 lies, Id post my w2's but I know better than that.
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>>725510133
name?
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>>725506957
>What is you are job?
>Chef at wendys.
Yup that looks about right.
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>>725510947
also I also have 19k from rental income.

>5bedroomVictorianHouse.jpg
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>>725506957
Well my literal job and what I actually do all day are two different things. I pretty just just get paid to jack off on 4chan and deal with the occasional phone call tbh.
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>>725510831
The rate where I work (Canada) is cost +5%.
We still get some nice perks like pizza and staff events, and discounts on consumer electronics is pretty cool. Overall 8/10 place to work.
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>>725510947
Si you just fuck off for the rest of the year??? Any openings m8?
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Cook on a cruise ship
12.23/hr
28
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>>725510947

:( Seems like the only way to escape a mc job is to lie and hope the Recruiter/HR Manager also lied to get their job and doesn't know how to sniff you out.

More power to ya.
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>>725511343
I work 4 days and get 4 days off, the cycle repeats.
+ 5 weeks vacation.

Yea actually there may be a few openings up soon. Keep your eyes peeled on caljobs. :) I'll be hiring you as I've being bumped up the corporate ladder soon.

Dress nice, and just say you hate liberals, my boss will hire you immediately because hes a dumb old faggot that watches too much fox news.
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>none, still live with parents
>$0/hour
>29

feels good not being a wagecuck.
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>>725507383
there's a reason this pleb is working at Wendys
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Military 50k, free healthcare eh
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rope access technician. 1000€ month. 28y
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9.25/hour
cashier at small gas station
21 years old
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>>725509847
Girlfriends a graphic designer any tips or advice to get her into better paying areas? She's making 30k now
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$140k/yr
Software eng
24
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>>725509921
I'm about to go to college to become a paramedic. Do you know what the cap pay for paramedic is in your state/city?
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>>725506957
Marine Corps
22
After taxes, health care costs and chow hall: $23K/yr
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Assistant Prof 120k
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Last version of this thread 404'd. I was the guy making a chart of salary/age and job description/title.

I removed everyone under 18, everyone who was unemployed, everyone not working in the USA, the hedge fund manager, the stripper who said she made $500 every night, and the "female rights activist" who said they made $130,000 / year.

Note that this doesn't include data from this thread.
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canadian pharmacy storefront owner
48
about 360k/year
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>>725506957
just quit my job last week. trying to finish my ged. only got math left.
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>>725506957
"chef"
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>>725510286
Kek I got your reference anon
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>faggot
>all the dick I can suck
>old enough to know better
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>Line Cook at Burger Up
>$12/hr
>26
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Line Cook on a beach, 15/hr
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>>725512575
Jesus fucking Christ your military pays like shit.
>Armyfag
>81k/year
>33
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>>725506957
18 student 0
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Pushing shopping carts
18
11.25/hr
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>>725506957
Army
68K a year (Canadian)
35
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>professional meme artist
>100k-200k/year
>16

pic related
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>>725510223

16.50... I'm leadership and I make 16.37. Das some bullsheiiiit
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>>725506957
>aviation assembler fitter
>21000 euros/year
>32

I wanna die
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Lead courier
Pharmaceutical distribution and delivery company.
$11/hour
70+ hours(usually 50 but I have a newborn)
23
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>>725512438
what do you do with all that money
>>
>student
>allowance $500 a month
>20
>>
from tommorow idf solider
400$ a month
need to give away my freedom though
getting free food and sleeping so pretty worf
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>>725506957
I'm furious.

>Security guard for a BMO Harris Bank Centre
>$8.25/hour
>20

How does a wendy's chef make more than me?
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>>725506957
Warehouse worker
22
15.63 right now, I get $1 raise till I hit 24
>no degree
>no debt
>best job I can find
>>
I want to be a cop
>clean record
>clean ua
>no criminal history
Do i have a decent chance in becoming a cop ?
>>
>>725513687
Mods, please ban this faggot
>>
>>725506957

>foreman for disaster restoration company
>$65,000-$70.000 depending on the year
>29
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>>725513687
ban this nigger
>>
Maintenance mechanic at grain elevator
23/hr
24
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>Dubs getter
>2 replies an hour
>Like two months or something
>>
>>725513827
thats good but don ever settle for less. what line of work is it ?
>>
>Working in the tech field (Blockchain implementation for big consulting firms)
>75k + shares of the company
>24
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>>725513820
find a new job
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>>725513968
Okay, trying that again
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>>725513890
you could do it even WITH criminal history as long as it's not like a DUI you're better than most already
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>>725506957
>literally you're job
Now you know why you're working at Wendy's.
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>>725514055
*your
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>>725513994
how do you land something like that asking as someone studying right now
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>>725513684
Get back to work, Cpl.
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IT Help Desk. $18.70 hourly,40 hours per week, overtime available if I want it. Make $38,896 per year without OT. Getting my raise on the 27th, $0.70 cent raise, will be $19.40 hourly after that. Also get to work from home every other week and I have great benefits. I'm not bragging, I just really like my job.
>>
>>725513994
My boss is an idiot and likes to keep us understaffed. I drive a high lo, and I also ride on a walker. We pick orders for different companies, build them on pallets, and load up semis. Our company handles food
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>>725514119

I participated in a Hackathon and met cool dudes, we worked together for a bit and decided to create a company when we got our first client.
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>>725514083
B8
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>>725514010
To be fair, I get paid to stand around. I don't really have to do much. Also; I have a second job.

>Subway worker
>$9.25/hour
>>
Why in the fuck does this copypasta thread always use you're instead of your?
At least sound like you actually have a job you fat fuck.
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>>725514048
im just scared of failing the lie detector.
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>>725514083
Kill yourself.

http://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/youre_your.htm
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>>725511107


Found the IT person!
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>>725506957
>Unemployed
>0 Buckeros
>18
In my defense, I live in a dry ass desert that doesn't have shit in terms of jobs.
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>>725506957
>Correctional Officer
>$13.70/hour
>28
>>
cashier by mc Donald in Germany 8,50€/h
23
>>
Customer Service Clerk
$13.95/hour
>>
>>725506957
Electronics engineer with focus on communication technology 10,52$/hour
>>
>>725511721

Nah, just a mooch. Hopefully mommy and daddy have good life insurance because when they die, the free gravy train dries up.
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>>725514264
Prison, jail.. what?
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>>725506957
>Manager at a retail store
>12.55/hr
>24
Working part time and going school, I make about 19k
>>
Banking
26
46k a year plus 4-6k bonus
With fiance houshole ~ 85k
Meh..
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>>725514139
**24 years old**
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>>725514119
did you do this after graduation or during your time at school
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>>725514322
Prison
>>
>>725506957
>Greenkeeper on a golfcourse
>14.50/hour
>26
>>
>>725514243
Wrong, actually, but good guess. I'm a manager for a cable company.
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>>725514202
did you do this after graduation or during your time at school
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>Software Engineer
>$75k/yr (translates to $35 an hour)
>25

Getting an increase to 80k next month and lined up for likely a promotion later this year so I'm hoping that'll increase it to 90k. If not, probably leaving, too much stress at current place.
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>>725514208
manufacturing jobs usually pay a good amount esp with god emperor bringing factories back
>>
>e-commerce department coordinator
>22
>$500/month because poland
>>
U.S. Air Force

39k

22
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>>725514139
you got an amazing job. for just a fucking help desk. how many customers do you get daily?
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>>725514318
only that much as an engineer?
>>
spray painting
48k not counting profit after hours, free usage of equipment for personal use
27
>>
>>725513984
>>725514152
I'm bad at 4chin
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>>725514468
Nearest manufacturer is a Chrysler plant and I can't even begin to tell you the amount of degenerates that work there.
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>>725506957
Driver for medical company

10 an hour

Im 23
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>>725514380
Reason I was asking is because I am about to wrap up my criminal justice degree and thought about doing corrections if my other stuff didn't pan out. But, 13-14/hr doesn't seem that worthwhile.
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>>725506957
Fag
>bus boy
>9.60$/hr and full time benefits
>18
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>>725509847
ART DIRECTOR (In Brazil)
R$ 3000/month (US$ 1000/month)
28........
>>
So many newfags
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>>725514414

Right at the end, last month of my master degree. My thesis was pretty shit because of it actually lul
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>>725513890

Just make sure you don't score too high/low on the aptitude test.
>>
apprentice
£3.30 an hour
18
>>
> manager, works in advertising

> $39 an hour

> 29yo
>>
>>725514698
ok ty
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>>725514698
What happens if someone scores too high?
>>
I sometimes wonder if the whole "chef at Wendy's" thing is just a meme or really the same anon starting the same god damn thread all the time...
Anyways
>server, fine dining
>65-70k a year
>29 years old
>>
>>725514716
3.30? Wtf
When I was an apprentice, 10 years ago, I got paid the equivalent of £7.50. Does the UK not have minimum wage?
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>>725509169
My english is not that good but yeah,if you get it you need to participate or you may get jail time
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>general contractor in training
>14.50/hr
>22
>made 26xxx last year
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>>725514794
Im also curious.
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>>725506957
27
software developer/projectmanager
50k/year
sometimes bonus (last year 22k bonus)
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>>725506957
Chef.... ahahahahahahaha
>>
Depends on the day, Mondays are usually the worst. Workload depends on whether I am making or taking calls. Its a sweet gig.
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>>725509169
>Fascists
be gone reddit
>>
$60k, Web developer
Also ~$6k from streaming on Twitch as a side job
28
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>>725514944
eurofag
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>>725509133
do you only work two hours a day? ???
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> software developer
> EUR3000/month after taxes + options
> 36yo
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>>725514990
>>725514539
Depends on the day, Mondays are usually the worst. Workload depends on whether I am making or taking calls. Its a sweet gig.
>>
Property manager. 30K a year.
>>
>>725506957
>Gun Store Clerk
>20USD/Hr
>21

Best thing is the range is free and the shop is only a couple blocks from my apartment.
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>>725514319

> Hah! You don't even have the courage to get reamed in the ass, day in day out by corporate cuckolds for 40 years, all for the sake of marginally enriching big daddy shareholder's stock price while he plays golf in the Hamptons.

People love their chains, I guess.
>>
>nigger
>all the bikes I can steal
>24
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>>725506957
>President of the United States of America
>$0.00/hour
>70
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>>725515117
I envy you. How does a young white man go about getting a job at a gunshop?
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>>725506957

- Music Composer/Arranger for Film/TV/Theatre
- Fluctuates between $80k and $200k per year
- 64yo. (Yes..., I'm really that fucking old.)
>>
>>725514944
Lance?
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>>725514838
Here we go guys, the narcissistic server that takes the best tips he ever made and comes up with off the wall retarded numbers for his earnings.
Yet he won't admit that he;
Lives in a shitty apartment with a loser server friend and still doesn't pay bills on time, has no medical insurance or retirement, and has about 700 in his bank because he actually make like 40k a year but he's so financially retarded and irresponsible that he can't into saving
>>
Bartender at sushi restaurant
22/hour slow days 30+/hour on good days
19
Ez job Ez life
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>>725515205
Jab should totally do this story
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>>725515205
According to Title 3 of the US Code, the US President "shall earn" a salary of $400,000, along with a $50,000 annual expense account, a $100,000 nontaxable travel account, and $19,000 for entertainment
>>
Web application custom support bitch

55k per yr
>>
Desktop Support (2nd level support, I guess)
£40K a year (before holidays and sick days, it's a rolling contract)
19
>>
2 jobs

First one Sales associate at Staples

Pay 10.80 an he

Second job

Live in house manager at a sober living

Pay 10 hr

Roughly comes out to between 30-35k a year
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>>725515216
I kinda got lucky, my fiance's cousin is the owner. But just get a relationship with the workers/owners, come in to shoot, buy some shit. Don't be weird etc. Eventually they'll have an opening. Don't ask anyone but management about it, your future coworkers will most likely have Aspergers.
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>>725515269
what is lance?
>>
>>725514794
>>725514934

If you score too high, they straight up blackball you from service in that dept. They don't want people who they can reasonably assume will get bored on the beat and stop paying attention; that's how cops get dead.
>>
25
Mid 60ks
Tax shit is my living.
>it's boring
>>
it was
>document scanner/ looker
$15.00
>25

i got into a car accident still in recovery. i don't think they will hire me again.

>getting social security
>>
>>725514993

Do you disagree that they're fascists, or do you just not like my word choice, snowflake?
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>>725515447
Makes sense. I also lived in the ghetto and hung around the slums as a kid so i kinda know how the streets work and what not. Is this a advantage for getting hired ?
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>>725514635
Pay varies wildly by location, Tennessee is one of the lowest paying I have found. If you live in New York or California you are looking at closer to $25 an hour
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>data entry for small ins. company
>$16.19
>21
(live on $20k a year)
>>
>>725515220
r u that "disneybro" oldfag from /mu/ & aspiring musicfag threads on /b/??
>>
One thing I would like investigated, in 9 years in coming to /b/ I still have no answer. Who are the pathetic fuck scumniggers who repost in exact words, often using exact images and exact replies of previous threads? What pathetic piece of shit in their emotional or intellectual chasm feels the need to for example start yet another thread calling themselves a "chef at Wendys"? There's a big diference I've noted between for example calling for a ylyl thread, or even using the same jokes in ylyl, vs. actually recreating an event through posting, as if this pathetic dumb nigger OP has any creativity or original thinking.

I'm pretty sure I know the why. Because it's a working formula and it's guaranteed lots of replies. I just don't know who is doing it.

Top theories.
1. Severe Autists (actual ones) who cannot communicate in a normal way so they copy/paste other people's communications.

2. Janitors or mods or other 4Chan assholes who feel some need or task to recycle content because /b/ is constantly cycling out everything, no matter how entertaining.

3. Children, or very young users of /b/ whose brains are very much still in development and haven't quite developed any idea of individuality or creativity but derive some kind of emotional or psychological satisfaction by wearing someone else's achievement so to speak.

4. Anyone but trolls.

Least likely;

5. Trolls. I figure they are least likely because trolling is a art, and reposting mediocre shit for responses is almost the opposite of trolling. Trolling seeks to trigger people to reply uniquely to the troll's efforts. These exact replica reposts seem to more about making everyone react positively, usually participating unironically giving the OP a popularity boner.
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>>725515602
I feel like you definitely don't understand what Fascism is, and you use it as a buzzword because MSNBC told you to.
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>>725515220
Where u from anon? wanna hire a brazilian Art Director? lol
>>
Found a better method to track internettraffic, Sold it for 8.7 million.
21
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Sys admin
70K
22
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>>725515714
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>>725515398
Lucky anon. I usually go to the same shop all the time for ammo and they're a mom and pop shop. Maybe I'll get lucky one day.
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>>725506957
18 months experience Backend programmer
$3.72/hour
24 y/o but no degree yet. studying

Perú
mfw my friends are jealous of my salary
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>>725507383
>Makes comment on someones grammar.
>Doesn't capitalist the beginning of his sentence.
Go back to school, you illiterate fuck.
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>>725515624

It is as long as you don't say shit directly about it. Most departments will implicitly recognize that such knowledge is an asset, but official policy will be something along the lines of:

> "The streets work how we say they work; do what we tell you to do, when we tell you to do it and don't ask questions"
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>>725509679
What is a mortgage analyst
>>
>>725515280
Is that your experience? I do quite well for myself, so I'm happy and can't complain about that, but there are a lot of really shitty things about being a server. No provided health insurance is definitely one of them. And it's not exactly an exciting or impressive job. But I make great money doing it.
>>
>>725506957
I worked for 30 euros per day 12 hours a day for 17 days, geophysical examination of ground for coal, it was very hard work and I can't work regular job because that doesn't exist for students in my country
Serbia
19
>>
>Radio shack
>12$ an hour I work part time
>21 y/o

My company is dying :(
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>>725513453
Yeah in what? Rubles or yen? Retard.
23k is absolute shit for being in the service though
>>
>Mailman
>~8,50€/hour
>26
>>
>>725508385
That seems awfully low considering your qualifications...
>>
>>725515661
Yes, I am.

>>725515781
NYC, USA.
And I get hired..., I don't do any hiring..., sorry.
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>>725516053
how do you know this man ? you a copbro ?
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Global Implementations Lead
$90/hr
43
bang hookers around the globe.
>>
>>725515729

fas·cism
\ˈfaSHˌizəm/Submit
noun
an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization.

Exactly what about conscription, marketed as an invitation, doesn't jive with that definition?
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>>725515950
Just ask around about maintenance/staffing. Also don't open carry/concealed carry. Always bring your shit in a case/box. My boss and my coworkers all fucking hate it when people whip out a glock and ask "HURR DURR CAN YOU PUT ON A SCOPE". Just be courteous, smart, clean. That's it.
>>
16
Work at McDonalds as a crew member
€8.60/hour

Free food and loads of hours its 10/10
>>
>>725508118

the original post doesn't matter
>>
>>725516133
They closed shop in my city last week.
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>>725516201
Considering most of the Nordic countries and the Eastern Baltic countries have conscription, I think conscription cannot solely be classified as Fascist. Stop. Get help.
>>
>>725508605
Kek
>>
>>725515346
According to me I use my own billions to finance my own security and trips to other galaxies.
>>
>>725508385
Wow. School doesn't pay apparently. I have no college degree and bill $95/hr. Apparently fixing refrigerators pays more then studying brains.
>>
Criminal Psychologist
$102,290 (After Taxes)
29
(Worth the 7 Years in university.)
>>
>>725507383

fucking newfag. being wendy's chef is a meme dumb cunt faggot
>>
>>725506957
Tech account manager (literally debugger in the flesh)
120K USD + bonus and car
49
>>
>>725508974
200 what
>>
>>725516182

Nah, just a Robocop.
>>
>UPS (non CDL) Truck driver
>22.50$/hr
>21
>>
>>725516401
Forgot that included a post-graduate and a PhD in there. (I also get a BMW M4 and bonuses.)
>>
21
$19(127DKK) an hour ($30 Sundays)
I shop / collect groceries in a warehouse and send it out to people.
>>
Army officer
68k/yr
24
>>
>cashier at grocery store
>$9 an hour
>I'm 18
>>
>>725516401
>Criminal Psychologis
>on /b/
are you here doing research??
lel.
>>
ER Tech
63k/year
26
>>
>>725516209
Thanks for the advise I've been going to gunshops for 6 years, so I think I've got my gun manners down.
>did that dude use his opponent's gi to choke him out?
>>
unemployed
£0 a year.
16

i guess my contribution to this thread is limited.
>>
>>725516399
I'm interested in getting this job. How long have you been doing it for and how does one get such a position? Is it insanely hard, labor intensive work?
>>
>>725516201
I'm not a part of this beef, but that's not a definition of the political theory. That's a definition that it's A political theory.
>>
>>725507825
> reenlisting as an officer

You're thinking of commissioning, bruh
>>
Corporate Law, 3rd year associate.
$87,000 /year, partners make well over $1,000,000,
Most of my money goes towards paying off law school debt.
27
>>
>>725516689
i think you fucked up my boy, no one under 18 allowed
>>
>>725516336

So your point is: because a behavior is prevalent in Nordic and Eastern Baltic countries, it can't be fascist? Where are you getting that from?

Of course conscription is not inherently fascist. However, conscription, especially, peacetime conscription, marketed to the public as an "invitation", is about as Orwellian as you can get.
>>
Internship at Kpmg
1500€/month
22
Pretty gud tbh
>>
>>725516689
Your presence in this thread is forbidden.
Please ban yourself.
>>
>>725516689
MODS Underage b&
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Mechanical Engineer Resident Subcontractor.
$51 an hour.
26

pic related, my net worth as of November 2016.
>>
>>725516401

scum, what do you actually even do for society to earn that amount of pay? in theory a wendy's chef provides a more valuable service.
>>
>>725516676
Yeah, nice little collar choke. He's got his opponents pants leg in one hand, and his collar in the other, he's syncing them together. You can actually see the guy tap but the ref's like "nah nigga you in it now"
>>
>>725506957
>Professional driver
>$2.5/h
>27
>>
>>725516775
isn't auditing boring tho? or what position are you in?
>>
>>725516741
sorry pops.
>>
Quality Control Chemist
$41k a year
24
>>
Why does everyone on /b/ work at fucking wendys?
>>
>>725516886

how the fuck is your pay this low? do you live in south africa?
>>
>>725516086
Denies nothing I see. At least you aren't pathological, maybe there's a chance for you. I'm not a server, I happen to know about 5 of you fucks with no ability to get a real job with an actual schedule and you can't just work 1 day a week. They all go full retard making up bullshit salary like you, yet are all living with mammy driving absolute shitmobiles
>>
>>725515969
>capitalist
>>
>>725516872
That's hilarious. I trained no gi when I was learning jui-jitsu.
>>
>>725516796
sorry pal i've always had a thing for being rebellious
>>
>>725516696

Also not in this, but can you explain? I don't understand the difference.
>>
>>725516769
I'm 99% sure poster was not fluent in English, and "mandatory invitation" was a joke.
>>
>>725516894
Yeah it's boring but it's good for my CV and for networking.
>>
>>725516143
Even after converting my local currency to US$, it's still around 70k.
>>
>>725512575
It's criminal how shitty the pay is for that.
>>
>>725506957
>Shift manager at CVS
>$15 an hour
>19
>>
>>725516952
actually, Poland...
>>
Credit analyst $40k/y 27
>>
>>725516157
>>725516399
Yeah. You don't do science for the money.

Pharma companies and data science centers pay a lot more. If I'd go to private industry my salary would triple easily. But it's not about that.
>>
>>725506957
Projectmanagement and consulting in software integration. 40k/year + premiums up to 12k per year. 23 years old, lazy stoner
>>
>>725506957
griller at Micky Ds

10/h

18
>>
>>725517058
chasing a somewhat similar path (accounting) just cause it'll likely get me a job. I hope at least.
>>
>>725516863
I am constantly required in court as a special witness, I work within HM judicial system constantly with offenders and I also work in social services making sure children are in good hands.
>>
>>725517032
Read up on the Guidos
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifesto_of_the_Fascist_Intellectuals
In a perfect world, Fascism would be the best political system.
>>
>>725506957
>welfare
>2,5$
40
>>
>>725506957
Truck driver / general labor at a warehouse

14.50 an hour. Hoping to get a fat raise soon if they end up hiring a new guy, I'll be fucked if I'm making the same money as someone new
>>
Software developer
$22/h
23
>>
>>725517045

Well, then at least they're honest fascists, I guess.
>>
>>725517135
oh its euros not mc donalds dollars
>>
>>725517293
You do know that there are no fascist countries, right?
>>
>peaceful syrian refugee
>your government pays for everything
>old enough to rape your womens
>>
>>725517253
>I'll be fucked if I'm making the same money as someone new

don't worry anon, you won't be making the same as someone knew. you'll probably be making less.
>>
>>725506957
>chef
>Wendy's
>>
I work online for a company doing PR/analytics
15K a year
22

I can work from home whenever, the money doesn't bother me as I'm married to a marine. I've been getting pretty steady raises too
>>
>>725506957
>Supply Chain Analyst at E-Commerce company
>$65,000 per year + bonus + equity
>25

It's not what I expected but there could be worse things.
>>
>>725517411
Sad part is you're probably right.
>>
>dog trainer
>$8.50 an hr + commission on classes sold
>23
>>
Laser upgrade engineer
75000 age 22
>>
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34
two shit service industry jobs
12.25 &15 hourly
65 hours a week
please kill me
>>
>>725517390
Countries with fascist elements and ideologies present in their governments include Syria, Bulgaria, Armenia, Venezuela, Bolivia, France, Denmark, Greece, Spain, Ukraine, the Netherlands and Hungary.
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what's everyone's net worth?

26 here, here's mine.
>>
>>725506957
> dirty muzzy refugee
> all government funded dental, medical, food, housing welfare/month
>
>>
>Trainee paramedic (UK)
>£22,000 - £24,000 ($28k)
>25
>>
>>725517439
Do you cheat on him when he's deployed.

Spoiler: the answer is yes. Fucking slut
>>
>>725506957
Registered Nurse in the Emergency Department 29.12/hr plus shift differentials and 80/week for being a CEN
>>
>Freight stocker at a primarily west coast grocery store
>$10.55/hr
>20
Fucking amazing benefits health, dental, vision, also company stock
>>
Graduate Planner (Town Planning)

£25,000 a year

28

as soon as i finish this stupid masters i should be bumped up to £36,000
>>
>>725517686
I'm a guy and actually I travel with her since I have an online job
>>
>Trump shill
>$0.50 per 4chan post & $0.75 per Washington Post comment
>18yo
#MAGA
>>
>Very low volume trader
>It depends. Some months I can make from 2000 to 3000 euros, and some other months I can barely afford food. It is very stressful.
>25
>>
>>725516886
Be me feel rich
Apprentice Electrician (sorry if its Wrong)
3.60€
19
>>
>>725506957
>Sales Rep at T-Mobile
>$11 per hour
>24

Not bad for working 25hrs a week and making 43K last year.

>Any Sales peeps here?
>>
Network engineer
£34,000
25
>>
>>725506957
>McDonalds Server
>$7.25/hr
>47
>>
>>725509921
Where do you live that the pay is so high? Did you switch jobs several times? From what I've seen, new employees can make as much as staff that has been there 5+ years.
>>
>>725506957
>No Job, Schizo, Welfare and Insurance.
>$2340 a month
>33
>>
>>725517602
House + investments + cash on hand - mortgage - other debts = 214K

Age 33
>>
>>725517390

> Implying a country being fascist is a falsifiable, quantitative element.

>>725514907

Poster clearly stated that conscripts can face jail time if they don't show up for assigned service.

> State decides it wants some shit done
> State decides it doesn't want to operate in the labor market cuz power, lol
> State compels anon to give labor, time, human capital to their purposes at whatever rate they choose, regardless of consent.

All the while the populace is a-ok with what amounts to slavery, because the slave-holder has a stamp on his forehead that reads "The State". How is that not fascist behavior?
>>
>>725517847
>$11 per hour
>working 25hrs a week
>making 43K last year

Something doesn't add up here, Anon. I think you're bullshitting unless you aren't counting bonuses and commissions.
>>
Scheduling Coordinator
48,000
23
>>
I have a degree in computer graphics.
I work as a delivery person, sales person, janitor and maintenance for a paint store
11 dollars an hour.
Every moment I live is agony
>>
>>725506957
>fast food shift manager
>39k/yr
>27
>>
>>725517132
You're the kind of doctor I'd want to see. Thanks for being there for people, not
For the money. I fix cellphones and I see so many so called "techs" ruin people's phones and still charge them money for labor. Some peoples work/life depend on their phones and it just pisses me off that I've worked hard and take pride in my work and other jerks don't know half shit, charge more than I do, do a terrible job and ruin people's expectations of what a good technician should be like.
>>
>>725517807
Marines don't bring their spouses on fucking deployment faggot. No military force does. That's fucking retarded. You are retarded.
>>
>>725518026
nice, you're doing pretty well good job.
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