You're on 4chan, /b specifically. You are one of the three:

>>725500297
Curious

Paranoid

>>725500297
Paranoia and intoxicated, nigger.

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>>725500370

>>725500422
Well your ip is definitely being tracked.
All of your searches, viewed images and even your writing style is archived.

I don't blame you son.

>>725500429
Sounds like lyrics to a rap song

>>725500786
True.

More like bored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkXHsK4AQPs

>>725500297
All three for 100 alex

>>725500297
Gay

>>725500297
You forgot bored

i'm pretty much a paranoid.

No no you little faggot, listen here, I don't think you understand, there is not a simple person on this site that doesn't have traces of all of these.

>>725500297
how do you figure my paranoia and frequent 4chan visits correlate?

>>725501148
denial, anon?

>>725501647
You misspelled "in denial"

You forgot racist as one of them

Anyway, I'm high

>>725501776
If you were normal and not frantically typing like a schizo you would have waited an extra millisecond and got trips. But no, your life is balls anon

>>725502059
What the fuck did you say to me bitch?

I am NOT gay.

I am MOST DEFINITELY not paranoid.

And I'm straight edge.

Lol

>>725502078
It's listed by your isp anon

>>725501529
Go lick a clit straighty

>>725501297
It's probably a virus. Don't click it.

>>725502220
There are no racists on this site. I believe you're being paranoid.

>>725502644
i just linked paranoid by black sabbath because why not

>>725503032
That's exactly what somebody who linked a virus on an image board would say too.

>>725502418
well, you see my bad luck now as well

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High, you got me OP

4: Bored.

as in I'm sitting here literally waiting for glue to dry before I can continue the job I'm doing.

Im taking a shit at work.

OP is not only a fag, but wrong.

>>725502498
In other words, gay

>>725500297
Paranoid and indiscriminately hateful

>>725500297
1 and 3

>>725504677
t o p
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>>725502220
High Hitler?
Going to town for the brown?
Dealing crystall meth schocki to the troops?
Racist ueber-degenerates everywhere!

>>725500297
it was just the tip big man i swear

>>725500297
>>Incredibly horny

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>>725500297
> Bored at my middle management job

Not everyone is a combo of those three things OP. Stop projecting.

>>725500297
Paranoid everday expecting apocalypse even got plans for several scenarios

>>725500297
Sad

>>725500297
THE GAME

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>>725500297

Yeah same with most
Bored

>>725500297
DUUDE WEED

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Clinically depressed

Drinking but not intoxicated. Does it count?

>>725500297
It is none of them.

Try harder.

What you are saying is basically that:

>You are paranoid.
>You are gay
>You are intoxicated/high

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>>725500297
>not gay
>not paranoid
>you got me on the high part tho
GIRLS BEING FORCEFED STUFF THREAD
frogs if possible

>>725500297
bored nothing to do.

>>725506311
oh yeah and depressed. gets me happy when i see weird shit on here. getting to the verge of me being clinically depressed

a healthy mix of all 3

>>725500297
yeah I'm pretty paranoid, not of anything in particular right now but I dont like leaving the house much.

>>725500297
Gay. Legit.

bored

Paranoid and soon to be intoxicated

Shitting es also una buena option.
I'm high too.
Aguante el diegote y el vino loco

Procrastinating

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>Paranoid
Yup. All the weed and DXM has made me a more paranoid person in general.

>Intoxicated/High
Not right now, but soon. Got a bong loaded on the dest waiting for CS:GO time. And not a day goes by where I dont get fucked up on something. Either weed, boooze, morphine or a psychedelic. Sometimes all at once. Fuck sobrietry.
>gay
bisexual. Why limit yourself?

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High like always. No reason to deny that.

High and for shits and giggles

>>725500297
Me I Knows that there is social research programs documenting anthropological changes and me I studies from climatically removed region shaping software

>>725504605
Says the one with brown stuff in his ass while typing on /b

>>725500297
Smoking pot was only disavowed by the American government because they did not want their young nation of genetically superior clones to hedonistically crumble due to homoerotihomeopathy of cannabis inhalables and oils

>>725500297
High as a motherfucker + gay as a motherfucker

>>725505649
Projecting about OP projecting?

>>725506013
Lold you're mad bro

Mexican, asperger, 22 kissless but no virgin (I 3 different chicks in my job)

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>>725500297

>paranoid about intoxicated gays

>>725507569
>taco
>ass burgers
>kisses
>had sex with 3 women

Dude you probably disappointed them so bad they had to make you feel normal so you wouldn't spazz out on them, unable to grasp the social structure of what you just did

>>725500297
Bored

Paranoid and high