ITT: Prove you've had sex before Me first, the condom was

>>725486659
Inb4 wizards

Couldnt get hard, had flaccid dick and then ended up fingering her

>>725486777
Nice trips, how'd it go second time round?

>>725486858
Much better, wasn't as nervous and got rid of the mentality of trying to please her thus causing the problem last time and instead enjoy myself. Ended up cumming on her after a while, shit was cash

Last time I had sex0rs I was feeling her titties like grape fruits and plunging my balls into her anal passage

>>725486659
Condom was so tight it snapped. I felt it, she felt it.
Swapped to new jimmy and fucked like nothing happened.

>>725486659
cant cum, get flacid before 15 mins and ended it

>>725486659
First fuck involved me shaking from holding myself up over her. Also held my self up in plank for so long all the blood rushed to my arms and I lost my hard on.

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>>725486659
We fucked in the dark at a sleepover and I had no fucking idea what was going on. I couldn't see shit but once my dick got wet I just kinda rolled with it. She said I was terrible and I was just like "Fuck lady, I'm a mildly overweight college student getting raped while laying sideways on a hardwood floor in the dark." We eventually got engaged years later.

There was blood. How do I know as the room was dark and I wore a condom? I smelled it. Yeah.

>>725487927
Fuck that's nasty, least you didn't go down on her? Extra lube?

>>725486659
when you grab her boobs,
it feels like bags of sand

>>725486659
Haven't. Mainly because I am apparently blind when it comes to flirting. A lot of girls have said they really liked me but I didn't know it, because I just didn't care.

So, wizard powers, here I come

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When I did sex to a girl the first time I was super good at it and lasted over three days and she came more than 60 times

>>725487680
>shaking intesifies

>>725486659
I went to high school in the mid 90's. And was the only source of E for all those hot little raver girls. I got more pussy than I could handle. So many chicks wanted to roll, and so few of them could afford to. Shit was pretty cash.

>>725487965
Nope, this first time was awkward af. Probably should have gone down a bit before putting it in tho. And no lube btw. Didnt have any at the time

I have the herp.

it's not so bad really. I don't get flare ups except for the first one.

>>725486659
>>725487520

I hate when women put a condom around their entire hand to show "it will always fit" a condom being too tight is a thing

It was dark and I finished pretty fast. But when I came. I pretended that I didn't. When my guy went soft I just said that it has never happened before. Then I went to get some towels. When I came back she asked me if I came, because there was a lot of jizz under her. I said no, that must be you.

>>725488264
Kek at me, meant the blood was extra lube

>>725488396
Oh I get it. Sorry Im dumb.

>>725488168
On the plus side I never fell on her just disappointed her heavily for the first 20 minutes.

>>725486659

>was so used to fapping that pussy felt cavernous
>front seat of car was suboptimal for the process
>no condom because wasn't expecting to have sex that evening and stupid

but I poked and poked until I finally finished and shit was cash in the end. She didn't get pregs so that was good too.

>>725488476
Nah its cool i was the dumb one

<tfw 30 yo kissless virgin

>the sex I did smelled of sweet tears and force I hate prison

>>725488493
>e
But why were you shaking?

>>725486659
Who the fuck wears a cock ring their first time , hahah you been watching too much gay porn

>>725488915
I had a red ring from the tight condom you illiterate fuck

>>725487965
Virgin

>>725486659
>>725487619
My experience was a mix between you guys' experience. After like forever of fucking she eventually asked, "why can't I make you cum?" Then I went limp. Second time around (week later) I realized I was using shitty too-tight condoms and took that bitch off. First time finishing with a chick was raw. The next few months were filled with literal fear of getting that text message or burning when I piss.

Still a virgin because Russian and all girls here in North America hate me. BUT I got the Platinum trophy for FURI.

>>725486659
OP not only have you never had sex, you have never even wore a condom.

>>725489151
kek, what makes you think that?

>>725489293
What makes you say that? Why would I lie about something so pathetic

>>725486659

Anal isn't that good

>>725489393
because condoms stretch and to be uncomfortable you would need to have a cock as big as my arm. Tight feels good, it doesn't make you go limp.

>>725488862
Anxiety my man.

>>725489393
unless maybe you rolled and pinched your skin into it. That can cause pain and make u go limp. But I doubt that is what you meant.

>>725489581
Im a cut fag, condom was a regular, think im above average girth. Legit left a red ring around the base of my dick it was that tight.

>>725486659
All my best sex has come when I've been dominated

>>725489672
ahhh that brings back memories. My first time I didn't go limp, but I cried afterwards. What a beta I was.

>>725486659
It's lower than you think.

Slightly lower than that.
No not the anus.

>>725489660
you mean, you were nervous

I'm not sure if this makes me a shitty person, but I fucked her anally when she was asleep and woke her up that way. It was the first time for both of us and it got her pretty scared.

My first I Ended up cumming in under 2 minutes
Not my proudest moment

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Wore a condom for my first time. Probably went too thick. Super Safe, or something. Anyway, I really couldn't feel anything.

Bizarrely enough, she came very quickly. I had always read that making a girl come is somewhere between dismantling a bomb and winning an F1 race in terms of difficulty. Not so. She just has to like you.

At the time, I rated the experience about a 5/10. I think I will reappraise it as a 7/10, as life has taught me that there are bigger disappointments ahead.

>>725489699
Yeah i'm gunna have to confirm this, I got a red ring around my dick too, I am quite girthy.

>>725486659
Me. After I came I just kept going because I was 16 and my dick would stay hard for days. Nobody told me that doing this would tear the condom to shreds, so when I finally did pull out it was rolled up at the base of my dick and all my jizz was resting comfortably deep inside her.
It was a one night stand and I never heard from her again after that, so I assume she didn't get knocked up.

>>725489699
well unfortunately your claim does not prove you to be de-virgin since it is a bazaar and difficult to believe story. It is relatively hard to prove in type that one has had sex. There isn't anything unbelievable deep inside a pussy (and I have looked). I could probably convince you that I have by regaling you with stories of Tijuana hookers and Mexican chicks, but really it would take too much effort and it isn't like some girl is sitting here telling me that if I convince you then I get laid. There's just no profit in it.

>>725489835
Well yeah, but I also have diagnosed anxiety. So like anything even slightly different to the norm makes me shake and go light headed.

I put my penis inside her vagina and it felt really good. She said cum inside me. I did. She had to buy a pill the second day,
I told her she has to suck my dick, She did. I licked her pussy.
She woke me up in the middle of the night because she got my cock really hard. She said fuck me. I said no, let me sleep. She sucked my dick, I got horny, fucked her.
She was on her period, I showed her a picture of blowjob week, free blowjobs.
She was on her period, I still fucked her. My cock had blood on it.
I don't need to prove anything you fucking faggot, I'm a sex god. She agrees.

>>725489899
I was kinda shocked by the same thing, making women cum is so often described as a fucking puzzle. When it's usually as simple as "rub here prod there"

Had a nice beautiful long time girlfriend in highschool. Did everything except fuck. My teenage hormones got the best of me and I dumped her. Started dating the class slut about a month after breakup. Banged her after 2 weeks of dating. First time out was a mess. She rode me. We actually stayed together for about halfway through my freshman year of college. I was the first guy to ever fuck her ass. I ended up cheating on her with a few chicks. Ah to be young again.

>>725490028
Is 'diagnosed anxiety' the new adhd/depression? Just an exaggeration of people being pathetic?

>>725489914
Think I measured like 5.4 inches in girth, its fucking painful and ive never found a condom that doesnt give me somewhat of a red ring.
>>725490005
Righto.

>>725489110
>>725488915
kek

>>725486659
Foreskin connection string thing is just a scar now cause it tore during the sex. We were both virgins

>>725490209
as someone with Diagnosed ADD i won't to say, fuck those anxiety pricks, 90% are self diagnosed and can suck my cock

I have a 9month old son and have had an STI

>>725486659
kids

>>725490261
:)

>>725486659
The first time. I put the tight on so condom. I ringd a cum around my dick.

>>725490209
Sorry man I forgot that Anxiety doesn't exist. Let me just take back the multiple years i've dealt with it and pretend like everything is a-okay.

>>725490499
Its like when people find out you have anxiety and go, just stop thinking about it and you'll be fine

>>725486659
>Prove you've had sex before
I have a kid.

>>725490576
Ah nothing like the ole missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

I forgot to take a shower afterwards and the next morning my dick smelled like rotten pussy (no condom).

>>725490499
I'm not saying it doesn't exist, but it seems everyone has depression/anxiety/ADHD/other well known mental illness, just because they think it makes them special.

If you actually have it, then that sucks, and those who self diagnose are delusional faggots

>>725490350
Self diagnosis is fucked. Genuine Anxiety is hell, people are wearing it like a fashion statement.

i still have the recipe from the hooker

>>725488337
It fucking is, man.

>>725490665
This

>>725490573
I know, as if its just that easy.

Getting trophies on PSN is better than having sex. But I'm a virgin as I said before so I wouldn't know. I'm sure it's better though.

>>725490350
You have a Subaru, Nice!

>>725490761
Exactly.

>>725490827
kek

I was dating this girl, and we started to get serious gradually. We were talking about it and we were going to do it when she thought she was ready (she was 19 and virgin at the time).
Randomly, taking a piss and stuff started to hurt because of my foreskin and I had to get circumcised. When the operation was done, she came back from holiday /w her parents, and when she was spending the night she said she 'felt like it *wink*'
my dick still hurting even getting an erection, kinda bummed out, but went down on her and gave her the night of her life.
without inserting :(

>>725490650
Yeah, I agree entirely. It's really quite sad. I'd say depression is the one I hear the most, when people describe being kinda down as being depressed it infuriates me.

Yeah, properly diagnosed. Had to bring doctors certificates back in school to avoid things like giving answers in class and doing oral presentations.

>>725486659
12-y-o detected

>>725488148
truth

me 2

>>725488371
Jizz denial

>>725488131
Ha. I only realized how often I'd been hit on after I got married. Was totally blind to it most of the time.

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I thought I peed the first time and couldn't hold it back because I'd never masturbated.
I didn't tell her for like a month.
It was just all around awkward.
I bet I disappointed the fuck out of her too, but I was 3 years younger I don't know what she was expecting.

>>725491101
It is really weird. Maybe it happened so much because I wasn't trying? Maybe that is the secret

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>>725491151
wat

>>725487497
This guy knows how it's done

>>725490127
This. As long as you play with her nips/clit and tease her around her labia she'll cum

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>>725491356
Dude, I didn't even know it went in the vagina until she put it in her vagina.
I had literally no experience, pic related

>>725491781
kek

>>725491217
Possible. For me it was a combination of "wasn't trying" and "no way in hell this chick would hit on me".

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>>725491151
>because I'd never masturbated

...how?

>>725491781
Totally been there. She was half passed out drunk during my first time - that gave me time to fidget around but ultimately didn't cum for the first time till a week later. She still liked me enough to be patient kek.

I have a son named daniel

>>725487680
Kek, hit the gym.

I was so bad at it my gf dumped me.

>>725488148
Only 3 days? lol you virgin.

>>725486659
my first time was awful.
>be 16
>gf is 18
>not her first time
>i hurt her somehow, probably not wet enough
>blood
>ohshit.jpg
>she got her period

that were the longest 5 minutes of my life

>>725488337
If it's not tight you need a smaller condom. Condoms fucking suck, such is life faggot.

>>725486659

the 1st time i had sex was with my 1st GF,a hot 92 pound redhead, i was so stressed out i could not even get hard took me like 2 months of trying before it worked

she turned me into a hedonistic sex addict

Fountain orgasms are not rare.

My uncle told me he was going to give me a massage after we went swimming. He later said he was going to check my temperature and to keep my eyes clothes. He started fingering my ass and kissing me asking if I felt OK. I was really confused and after a while I realized he was holding both of my legs with his hands but was still fingering me somehow. I felt like I had to pee but he started moaning and when he roared I felt like I was peeing and opened my eyes to see him in between my legs and pull his penis out of my ass.

>>725493262
Hey dad, what's for dinner?

my wife is pregnant...

>be me 13
>fucked her right in the pussy

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>>725494221
Yfw the baby comes out turd colored.

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>>725494221

>>725487680
Yeah wtf, my first time i was shaking too

>>725494154
Rump steak and salad son.

>>725486659
She didn't care that I was uncircumcised. It was something she didn't even notice.
When I was putting on the condom, she kept making comments like "that looks painful" and nothing about it was painful.
She was really tight and I had difficulty at first putting it in her pussy. I had to push it in with my hand with each thrust. It was somewhat awkward as a result. Eventually I managed to loosen her up and I was able to do the thrusting without holding my penis. Toward the end I was getting really close to cumming but I couldn't do it in time. We had to stop. I felt bad that I couldn't cum.

>>725494128
Did he give you $200 million after he died

I can't

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Wife and I were both virgins. Eventually couldn't wait any longer. We got naked and took a bath together, followed by a whole lot of foreplay. I was hard and ready to go, but she was nervous. Eventually she opened up her legs. She was so tight that I couldn't get in. I tried fingering her for a while to see if that would loosen her up. It worked a little bit, but she was still too fucking nervous. I only managed to get the tip in that night, and by that point I was fucking tired and my boner died.

She felt super guilty about it and tried to give me head. She sucked too hard and it hurt. She felt even more guilty. So we took a break and I broke into my parents' booze (we were home from college while my parents were out of town) and watched a few episodes of The Office while drinking. The combination of Pam & Jim & rum & coke finally got her horny again. She put my dick in her mouth and asked for my guidance. I told her to use her tongue more and suck less. Ended up getting pretty deep in her mouth before pulling out to cum on her tits. She loved it (so did I). I was pooped, thoguh, so I went to sleep.

I woke up a few hours later to her hand stroking my cock. When she noticed I was awake she begged me to put it in her. I did. She was still tight, but this time she was very well lubricated. I pushed in deeper and she squealed in pain. I asked if she wanted me to stop and she said "no" as she gasped. She said not to stop, because she wanted to do this. I said to myself "fuck it" and went in deep. She winced in pain and squealed, but I didn't stop. I started going faster and harder, knowing that I would probably be done soon so she could just take it. Probably lasted 2-3 minutes before I came.

More. Pic related.

>be 13
>sleepover
>playing truth or dare
>friends dare me to suck their cocks
>tasted like sweat and skin
Good times tbh

ITT: Lying virgins.

>>725495444
Faggot

No one cares except for you

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my asshole is getting progressively more loose

>>725488313
how'd you get it?

>>725486659
I have 2 beautiful kids
Literal fuck trophies

>>725496021
by eating an orange.

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>>725495292

Looked at her face. She had tears in her eyes. I asked if it hurt and she said "a little, but I'm mainly upset that I wasn't good enough for you and you won't want me anymore." She didn't realize that I'd climaxed. I told her I was fine and asked if she could feel anything. She thought it was blood from her cherry popping, but when she realized it was my jizz she giggled. She asked me to stay inside, because she liked the way it felt now that there was all this liquid in there. I was still a bit hard (half-mast), so I stayed in her for a while.

She rotated her hips and moved her legs up and down, telling me how good it felt now that I was finally inside of her. I could feel a change, too. She was getting warmer and more slippery. I decided to change things up and roll over so she was on top. I popped out of her in the process, but she grabbed my now-hard dick and put it back inside. I started sucking on her nipples and she said "oh my god don't stop." I kept my mouth on one and started pinching her other nipple with my hand. She was moaning and gasping now, and thrusting her hips. She told me to grab her butt and pull her close, so I did. She started gyrating her hips like crazy and she came in just a few minutes. I wasn't done, thoguh, so I kept going. I felt tons of fluid in her and my dick was loving it. She wasn't, though, and started saying "it hurts" and "are you done yet?" I kept saying no, and she kept insisting that it's okay tat I stay in her, even though it clearly was uncomfortable for her.

She finally offered to finish me off orally again, and this time said to finish in her mouth. I pulled out and did so. She blew me like a pro. I came in less than a minute. She swallowed. She didn't like the taste, but she was happy I was happy, and that we both came (even if it was at different times).

A bit more to come. Pic related.

>>725495170
He's still alive and poor as fuck.

Even sex gets boring

>>725488246
>pushing mdma in the 90's
That's like pimping backwards. Also, it never happened I think we both know that. I don't doubt you had some E at some point but you weren't selling it. Nobody was pushing E in the 90's. Crack was still up and weed was steadily rising just like it is now. If you were selling E. You had no money and no customers. Now if you'd said the 80's or early 2000's...

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>>725496305

Turned on the light, sheets had blood on them... and so did her cheek (from trying to get my dick in her mouth). She was scared at first, but we looked it up on the internet and saw that it was normal for women to bleed the first few times. She showered and I started some laundry. We went to sleep on clean sheets.

Woke up the next morning, had breakfast, and then tried sex again. She was tight again, but insisted I keep going until I "got past her border." I was deep enough inside for her to start enjoying it. We both came at the same time this time. More blood, more laundry.

We got married a year later and the sex has only gotten better in the 7 years since. She loves role play, experimenting with positions, and even a bit of rape fantasy.

But nothing turns her on more than watching The Office late at night with a drink in her hand.

The end!

Pic related.

Pussy tastes almost just like the aftertaste of licking a 9 volt battery. Anyone who describes it like warm apple pie is retarded. Also when your dick hits bottom the shit hurts, especially for the girl apparently it's near as bad as getting kicked in the balls. Speaking of balls if they hang loose and floppy and you're fucking her from behind, that shit can start to hurt if you're hitting it hard lol.

>>725488795
>greentext

>>725489487
this

>>725496597
>Nobody was pushing E in the 90's.
You're fucking retarded. Ecstasy blew up in the 90s. Sasha and Digweed had a residency at Simon's in Gainesville in the 90s and that shit was banging. Warehouse parties were still a thing. And ecstasy might not have been pure but it wasn't this fucking weird ass lethal RC bullshit that passes as molly today.

Why do people who know jack shit about something feel inclined to post about it? I see this every day. If you don't know something just remain silent or fucking look it up. I don't know.

>>725496677
Depends on her diet. My last gf tasted great.

i had sex several times, but was unable to cum, because i am used to fapping.

>>725497104
Cause reddít duh stupid.

>>725486659
I'm still a virgin

>>725497583
My bad.

1st time, couldn't get it in so I just ate her out and she blew me

2nd time a day later finally got it in (was painful because foreskin too tight) , there was some fucking going on then it plopped out and she blew me till I came in her mouth, swallowed

There was progress then I dumped her bc she shaved her head and I found out she had an abortion a week after (I was 14 and she was 15)

Missionary is the worst position ever, i wanna get tired in my dick, not my arms and shoulders.
Also cowgirl can be the best or most boring position depending on if the girl can ride or not.

>>725486659
Some times when you pull out to blow on her you can literally shot your load into oblivion, lost jizz is a worry. It reeks when it's rotten, if it doesn't dry fast enough.

>>725497518
because youre a homosexual*
No point lying on an anonymous image board, friendo

>>725497515
Did I say it was a bad taste? lol. It was awesome.

>>725496677
Hitting her ovaries would be the same pain. Getting hit where crown jewels are is more than just sharp pain..

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>>725489883
Tfw when i rarely lasted longer than 5 minutes in a 2 year relationship

>>725498180
So what? You only fucked like once?

>>725497889

sure. i am homosexual. and not just used to fap to super hot woman, and the girls i fuck are not that super hot.

Round 2 is a meme. No matter how good it was, after cumming you both just want to chill for atleast an hour

>>725486659
>me
>16
>sexy times with ex
>she wants to fuck
>i get a condom and put it on
>goes from rock hard to soft as fuck
>notnowpls.jpg
>try again
>try again
>try again
>finnaly she says "you might not be ready to have sex, but maybe i could help in some other way"
>rock hard again and she gives me bj

I really loved that girl, still do. Why did you have to leave? I'm all alone on this planet..

>>725498293
Nah we had sex maybe 70 times (long distance) and 80% of those i doubt if i lasted longer than 5 minutes

>>725498569

It is not. Had sex with a really attractive girl sometimes. No issues at all, a little pause is nice, but you can get that while licking her.

>>725498427
Maybe they are super hot but you dont think so because youre a homo?

>>725486659
It was disappointing. She was hairy, sweaty and smelly. Nothing like the women I had seen in porn. When I started to stick my dick in her she was whining about it hurting. She obviously was a virgin aswell. So we tried to get it working and eventually succeeded, but at that point it was 4 am and she was making so much noise that I was afraid we'd wake up people in the next room. So we had terrible 69 and I ended up cuming in her mouth. I'm pretty sure she didn't cum at all. The next morning was terrible aswell.

So in short; my first time was a shit experience.

>>725498668
Never tried to fuck longer? Honestly 15-20 mins is max you'll need for most women.

we fucked in my sister's room while she was awake in the other room.
she was waining off of a relationship that had just become long distance.

felt bad for the bro, but was good while it lasted

>>725498824

yeah, i attracted to hot girls because i am gay. makes perfect sense.

let me guess, you are 14 and you think you are trolling really hard?

>>725486659
Pussy can smell really bad sometimes

>>725499113
Im 24 and almost finished with my psychology major so you're right i dont know it all but i've read a lot of cases where young men experience the symtoms you do due to a suppressed homosexuality.

If the pussy's too tight the experience is subpar

>>725499044
A few times, but it was as if the second i put my dick in she started speeding up and by the time it was time to fuck again it had passed so long i was over-excited again.

>>725499801

that's why you applied so much certainty. you know shit about psychology and you know shit how to fool people.

and i am not young.

now go and be 12 somewhere else.