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If you're over the age of 18 and you smoke weed you are

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If you're over the age of 18 and you smoke weed you are a degenerate loser.

Prove me wrong
>protip - you can't.

>bu bu bu-t i smoke every day and i have a big house and earn 200k a year
No, you don't.
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>>725479675
Been smoking these last couple nights because I ended up with weed somehow last week.

Never felt more like shit
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But it feels good so who cares
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>>725479675
>Prove me wrong
>>protip - you can't.

First you must provide the evidence to support your claim. Anecdotes do not count.
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>>725479675
I have Parkinsons and wouldn't even be able to post on /b/ if i didn't smoke weed
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>>725479789
Look at the picture.
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>>725479751
Well enjoy being an awkward loser for the rest of time (best case scenario)

Well enjoy being mentally ill for the rest of time (worst case scenario)

>your choice
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>>725479675
News flash, I'd say more then 20% of programmers smoke. I make 70k a year, and one of our top sales guys (40s looking) blazes according to my old boss.
He makes in the upward of 100k+.

Smart people can do whatever the fuck they want, the NSA is thinking of changing their drug policy on weed because so many top programmers smoke.
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>>725479864
Your claim was a general statement about a potentially large group of people. Your picture shows one single person.
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>>725479938
Nice to see your official statistics there.

Yea programmers are really cool guys, they aren't awkward at all.
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Don't care, it helps me with Crones and I like it. I won't be shitting blood tomorrow, worthy trade for your disdain.
>Also, MUH FREEDOM
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>>725480035
>Nothing good enough for anon; more on this story at 8.
Hi dad
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>>725479675
True story
>be me 15-25 loser pothead
>give up wee to get security job at M.O.D dockyard
>"weed /b/ros get fucking pissed I'm ot a stoner anymore, act like it's heresy
>all scamming benefits system, claiming for non-existent disabilities
>spunk all their money on weed
>I buy house, start filling with nice things
>invite weed bros over, feel I can help them see what not being a loser pot faggot achieves
>weed fag pulls out joint, demand he goes outside to smoke it
>weed bro rages, massive faggot so storm off home, followed by other weed fag

OP is correct. 100% of the people I know that smoke weed are cunts, or poor income fags like I was when I smoked pot
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>>725480088
Can't even spell your own disease youre afflicted with fuckin kek

This is how retarded stoners are
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>>725479751
>But it feels good so who cares
it doesnt. you might think so, but it might just be the numb feeling and silence in your head that prevents you from realizing how pathetic you are.
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>>725480145
apologies, keyboard appears to be somewhat fucked, dunno how, was bought new a few days ago
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>>725480035
Have you ever met one? Be honest with yourself, one that works and is doing well for themselves.
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>>725480154
I can when it's not 7am and I've had my coffee.
>That being said can we agree that people who wake up after 9AM are total shitwads?
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>>725479675
b8/8

>sage
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>>725480214
I used to smoke, and yes, i know A LOT of them.
I've never met a successful one in my life.
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>>725479675
>PROVE ME WRONG
>lol you cant
>oh you got a nice life, a good job and a house?
>i dont care i dont believe you

hahahehahhehahee
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>>725480154
/thread
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>>725479675

>No, you don't.

Shut the fuck up you jealous fuck
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>>725480154
Can't even spell fucking

This is how pleb normies are
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>>725480145
OP here.
I also seen the light, people think this is a bait thread but im actually trying to help them.

When you're a stoner you convince yourself that this is the right path to take, but once you stop you come to realize how stupid you were.
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>>725480345
Nigga wat r u like 5?
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>>725480145
Nah you just have fake ass friends
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Weed helps me with my seizures, especially post epileptic attack when my breathing patterns are fucked up and won't calm down or they never fully stop.

What lorazepam can't help, weed seems to, and I didn't smoke till after I was 18 cuz it was more of a last resort.

Fuck you OP, you know nothing
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>>725480251
Well, start with meeting one with a job. Houston, seattle, silicon valley, or Austin. Go out to the bar and you'll find one. They are normally chill asf, make the most money in the room but have the least amount stress in the workplace.
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>>725480365
>uses nigga
>awful sentence structure
>can't spell
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yes i am. im 27. smoke every day
in the evening around 3 joints. work all day an take around 8000 dollar a month
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>>725480427
Nice fake illness. Fucking scammer, get a fucking job you junkie.
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>>725479924
Thanks, it's been enjoyable so far.

>>725480199
Yeah, life is short, why the fuck would I worry about that kind of shit?
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>>725480145
>hey i chose to hang out with absolute fucking autistic losers who smoke weed
>i'm sure its the weed that's the reason they are such morons
>everyone must be like this

consider a few more years of special education, sperglord
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I just randomly decided to hop on /b/ for the first time in years. Disclaimer: I don't smoke weed.

But holy fucking shit, OP, you seem like such a massive, raging faggot to give this much of a shit about what other people are doing with their lives.

It's almost like you're insecure about the fact that you're too much of a pussy to actually try it and/or too broken to actually enjoy/benefit from using it.

Pathetic little bitch.
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>>725480467
>has sex with donkeys
>once straight up ate 11 rats in a row
>knows several hoopdoopians irl
>is like 4/10 of a squampy rat

GET ON MY LEVEL
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>>725480345
Yeah, I have to agree with you. I look at them and feel pity, but also relief that I didn't fuck my life like that and actually made something of myself

>>725480373
Nah, I had fake ass friends.. stupid cunts that treat smoking weed like a blood in blood out religion. I don't know how they live like that.. just imagining living like that makes me feel suicidal (metaphorically)
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>>725480434
>implying i live in USA
>implying i would ever to go the USA
>implying i haven't traveled to 40+ countries but never been to USA
>implying i would take advice off someone who thinks weed is good
>implying i would take advice off someone who uses the phrase chill asf
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>>725480474
life is short do heroin
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>>725480199
underrated
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>>725480560
I honestly feel bad for you, I hope you get a break /b/ro. Hang in there.
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>>725480365
>.Nigga wat r u like 5?
>r u like 5?
>Nigga
>r u
>u

Fuck anon, the irony is crippling. Go back to school you illiterate fucking moron
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>>725480199
Tell that to my constipation + diahhrea combo's and inability to eat for days at times. It feels like a miracle to me.
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>>725479675
Did the stoner kids at school trigger you today OP?
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>>725480642
what a god
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>>725480558
Yea it feels good to break away from the low lives.
It feels fucking good to see them again once you've made something of yourself and they are still stuck in childish ways.
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If you think that you can't smoke weed and be successful then delete all of your music, because %90 are on drugs, and weed is the best of it. I smoke fuckloads, yeah I don't make shit. But I'm in uni so I can make shit. I also ride my pushbike between 130-200k's a week, which I bet is more than you OP.
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>>725480642
>>725480655
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>>725480642
see>>725480655

Thanks for the dubs anon
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>>725480655
dafuq, nigga I aint ironin shit I aint got no interview
>y so srs?
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>>725480345
>i've seen the light
>weed makes you delusional and makes you think and do specific stuff man

Sorry to burst your bubble, but maybe it's just you that where a retarded delusional teenager and in order to justify yourself and to avoid having to admit this being the fault of your own stupidity and lack of self conscience you decided to stick with the typical "weed makes you think and do this man, it aint my fault" reasoning.
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>>725480642
>>725480655
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>>725480655
Nice dubs, but it's like you legitimately can't spot a troll, an extremely obvious one at that. An autism has you?
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>>725480558
>>725480716
Fake self righteousness: the posts
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My sisters husband smokes weed with her everyday and earns 30k oreo working as boss in material engineering. Just saying. But im eurofag so we have little bit diferent standards :)
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https://www.mpp.org/Top50/

"Smoke weed every day" -Morgan Freeman
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>>725480691
Im far too old to be in school.
I stopped smoking weed many years ago, and now i've literally traveled the world, twice.

What have you done, Billy?

>pic related
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>>725479675
I'm 29 and a stay at home dad prescribed weed for my PTSD so when my kid's toy starts going off I don't see my friends being blown up by that IED. And so far it works. I haven't savagely beaten anyone since they put me on it, I don't hear the screaming as much, and I think I've even laughed once or twice from it. Call me degenerate if you want, but I'd rather be a civil happy degenerate than kill my kid because of some flashing light on a toy.
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>>725480820
Hey fucker, get out. This is a 3rd world draconian nightmare land debate.
>Muh freedom :C
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>>725479675
It is actually a lot more stupid to smoke in your teens.
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>>725480820
He makes only 30k and gets paid in oreos

>stoners think this is successful

Topkek
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>>725480818
Im not being self righteous at all, its not like i think im superior for not smoking weed, i KNOW im superior because i KNOW these people will be losers forever.
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>>725480642
>>725480655
checked
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>>725480910
lel u gay, tons of mega rich folk smoke
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>>725480843
>doesn't believe anyone can be successful on pot
>expects people to believe he traveled the world twice
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>>725479675
lol calm down faggot. Don't be so upset that there's people who smoke regularly who are far more successful and loved than you will ever be.

Just accept you're a loser instead of lashing out at others, anon
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>>725480852
> has mental illness
> takes psychoactive drugs

good combo
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>>725479675

>24 years old
>Started smoking aged 20
>Helps me be creative and get over social anxiety
>Started writing music for movies
>Pitched my work to huge company while 8/10 high, confidence through the roof
>Land the job
>Now score music for movies you've definitely seen
>£160k+ a year
>Still high

Get fucked.
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>>725480993
>lol
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>>725480904
>thinking making a certain amount of money equals success in life

shiggy diggy doo
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>>725480820
>>725480904
sorry for the inaccuracy, its 30k oreos per month, im not sure how it is in US, we always say pay in months
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OP prefers to drink fine wine while painting his nails.
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>bash people who have habbits you dont like

I dont use weed but I dont have anything against it either as long as people keep their use on healthy lifestyle.
My drug of choice is Single Malts.
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>>725480242
I don't even get to sleep until after 9am (I work graves) so fuck off twat waffle. You day walkers and your "I need coffee to function" bull shit make me sick.>>725480242
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>>725479924
I choose being an awkward loser for the rest of my life.

Stay mad.
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>>725481044
yep, about the response I expected
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I smoke occasionally and I got a wife, kids, a well paying job and a few hobbies that I actually spend time on and enjoy.

I'm pretty glad I never sank into blaming the world around me for my lack of self control like alot of my old friends has, they couldn't control how much they smoked like a toddler in a room full of candy bags and when they realized it was too much they blamed weed and the world around the for their retarded deicision making, claiming they finally see weed for what it is.

So sad that some people have such ego problems and are such cowards when it comes to admitting their own errors, however it's what happens with ignorant people.

I gotta drive my kids to school in half an hour and I'm off work for today so once they've been dropped off I'm going to smoke a fat one with my wife and have godlike sex, then I'm going to tidy up our lawn.
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>weed is bad you can't be successful and smoke
>proceeds to drink alcohol when having any social interactions with friends

If you're one of these and are arguing against pot in this thread just leave now.
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>>725481062
how the fuck are we supposed to pronounce "oreos" is it "oh-ree-oh" or what, never came across that spelling other than as a cookie.
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>>725480474
>Yeah, life is short, why the fuck would I worry about that kind of shit?
>life is short
you pretty much answered it yourself
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>>725480989
I haven't been to every country or something, but i've traveled to every country i ever wanted to see.
70% of Europe, All of SEA, plus Japan, S.Korea, HK, Macau, Australia, Nz.

pic related, koh lanta
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If you're over the age of 18 and you post on /b/ you are a degenerate loser.

Prove me wrong
>protip - you can't.

>bu bu bu-t i only come here to shitpost for an hour after work at my 200k pa job
No, you don't.
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itt: buttmad normies
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>>725481089
I'd be crashing at 9 if I could, but I had to get a fucking degree like I still wouldn't get bent over and assraped at a job. It makes me sick too but I fucking need it. Us daywalkers need saved
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>>725481174
Again, you expect us to believe you when you give nobody the benefit of the doubt?

OP confirmed for only successful person on 4chan because he doesn't weed.
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>>725480687
a healthy diet is a miracle too, am i right?
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>>725479675
It's over 18 when you should start smoking, you idiot
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>>725479675
who hurt you?
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>>725480472
Hey shit for brains, my 2 year old nephew is on edibles daily for managing his seizures, why don't you actually research it some rather than insulting people.
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>>725481174
That's a corner of the world, you won't even try Canada ? The natural beauty is that good good.
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You weed niggers are too stoned to recognize bait or what?

OP's point was 100% accurate tho
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>>725481222
I can show you any pics from any of the countries.
Use reverse image search.

I'm one of the most active users on /trv/
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>>725481254
Lucky fucker
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>>725480214
Hell yeah. My boss owns the dispo I work at. And we make 7k a day out here in Ann arbor. Dude smokes 7 times a day lives in a nice ass house (6beds)
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>>725481254
Bro, you live in 2017. You literally live in the time of "I'm the only right opinion" and you can't change that. People are so hard headed they just don't believe they COULD be wrong.
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>>725480472
You got me man, totally a scam, and that's why it has been ruining my life since I was in grade 6, lol.

The 3 hours I wasted on Saturday in bed having convulsions beside my gf and basketball game was all just a prank, you got me m8
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>>725480511
Welcome back, nice dubs
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>>725481274
Ya nt. If I want to go to a decrepit wasteland/void of snow and ice, I'll just kill myself instead because I'll have recognized the dementia has set in
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>>725479675
I'm 16. Does that mean I'm not a loser?
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>>725481314
Basketball game I missed*
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>>725481234
I'd have to avoid all grain, spicy things, most meat and rough foods. What kind of life is that? I rather die than not be able to eat a burrito.
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>>725479675
gr8 b8 m8
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>>725479675
OP thinks those younger than 18 should smoke weed in the first place.

OP obviously couldn't handle weed, shat himself, got made fun of, and has been sober ever since.
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>>725481294
So you can show me pictures literally anyone could save and share like they were their own? You see how fucking dense you are when you choose to not have an open opinions?
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>>725481274
I would like to go to Canada for sure, I wouldn't say Europe, SEA and Aus/NZ are near each other but ok.
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>>725481254
He's just faking for attention, I bet you voted Trump you abuse encouraging twat.
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>>725481359
>being this new
>doesn't understand how reverse image search works
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>>725481314
Thanks for admitting it, first step to recovery.
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>>725481312
>implying humans haven't always been like this

Must be a dumb stoner nigger
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>>725481340
Not yet,
Also, MODS
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>>725479675
>mfw I've hung on the streets smoking a doobie like a bunch of teens with some billionaires
we were pretty shitfaced going into it fam
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>>725481337
there's a summer you know? You clearly have problems bub, get help. Life really isn't all that bad eh?
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>>725481360
You get my point, still well traveled though. But world would make me expect every continent.
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>>725480145
I don't think i've come across a more made up story in all the time i've been here.
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>>725481389
>doesn't understand that not everything posted on 4chan shows up on reverse search

You realize if someone posted it even somewhat recently in /trv/ and you saved it, it won't show up in a reverse search? Everything uploaded isn't instantly uploaded and reversible you dunce.
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>>725481062
Don't reply to faggot OP in an apologetic fashion.
OP I used to smoke everyday and for me it was a crippling decision, I've stopped smoking entirely for about two years now and I went from being a piece of shit to holding down a nice job for Apple. But I know plenty of people who were capable of smoking weed regularly and have fine lives some making more than me (seeing as 60k isn't a ton anyway)
But at the end of the day your still a massive faggot who should neck himself for making this stupid edgy thread.
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>>725481422
>implying I'll get banned on /b/ for being underage
You must be new here friend.
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>>725480736
So you are in higher education, but you still put the % before the number?
Yep, stoner.
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>>725479675
My grandfather's like 75 and he smokes weed all day. And owns like 4 houses. I think he's doing awright.
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>>725481358
/thread
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I love dicks
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>>725481557
Calling people on spelling/grammar mistakes is a dead giveaway that your argument is running short.
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>>725481557
EVERYTHING IS SO SERIOUS ALL THE TIME EVERYTHING IS A TEST HARUMPHUMPHUMHP

>Dude yer fucking hilarious
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>>725481479
Yea, well i have been to North Africa, on a different trip as well. But to be honest i've spent two years in total traveling over the space of 4 years.
I've spent sometimes 2 months in a country, i'd rather go somewhere for minimum 2 weeks than just somewhere for a few days.
I've literally traveled lots of countries from top to bottom.
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>>725481422
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>>725479675
Im 32 years old i have a job am married we have a son, 2 cats, and a dog. My house is payed off my car is payed off. I have smoked pot since i was 16.
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>>725481613
Hi OP
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>>725480214
i am programmer who smokes a lot and has money for it, hello
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>>725481506
Yea you're right, i just say on /trv/ for years saving thousands of randoms peoples photos for this very moment on a thread on /b/ to pretend i've been there.
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>>725480780
Where? Really
Was or are?
Couldn't decide which you should have used because the rest of the sentence falls apart when I see a blatantly misused word.
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>>725479675
>*all day erry day*

fixed.
I know plenty of successful adults who enjoy drugs. Just not all the time. op is an idiot
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>>725481444
stfu you fuckin' leaf

leafposters are the cancer of this site

pic related
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>>725481695
I wouldn't put it past anyone on 4chan to do this. If you wanted to prove something bad enough I'm sure you would.
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>>725481354
you are making up excuses.
>muh weed
>muh stomach
>muh burrito

weed has nothing to do with your feces.
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I use to smoke weed all the time, but quit to join the military. Who gives a fuck if someone does? You'd have to pretty insecure and discontent with your own life to give a fuck enough to look down on others for something so trivial.
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>>725479675
I do occasionally. I live a pretty average life. Not rich and successful. But not homeless and worthless. So, I don't see the problem.
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Kekking on this thread so hard right after having sold chad who drives a Ferrari 2 grams.

Are you jealous, robots? Are you just mad that a fucking substance creates a more intimate, enjoyable, and interesting community than you and your sperglord shut-ins can, and never will be able to even imagine, because, sadly for you, our social standards are too high to let you guys ruin the party?

Weed is a socially accepted substance, and I've watched some people get out of the deepest shit back to a calm life because they got some of my kush for a few months.

Fãm, it's time to go out and REEE at the sun, not your screen.
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>>725480820
Is your brother-in-law diabetic by chance?
>30,000 Oreo cookies a month
Give it time, he will be.
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>>725479675
My grams makes ten grand a month from growing so idk what you're trying to prove br0
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>>725481729
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>>725479938
it's not because programmers smoke, nobody gives a fuck about you nerds
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>>725479809
That's probably a sign you should kill yourself
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Smoking weed doesn't make you a fuck up or a failure. Being a fuck up and a failure makes you a fuck up and a failure. Stop blaming the laziness on a fucking plant. You're going to be just as lazy and unsuccessful without the weed as you were with it. It's called lack of responsibility, not smoking pot.
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ITT lots of people who have never smoked pot and think they know anything about it.
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>>725481839
Hi Chad
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>>725481000
Nice trips
I use the other strain, the one that causes couch lock and munchies, not the one where you taste colors and smell sounds.
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>>725481673
And you can't spell "paid" you fucking retard.
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"If you're over the age of 18 and you smoke weed you are a degenerate loser."

No, I'm a winner because I beat assholes like you to death using a sock filled with wood screws.
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>>725481876
>not knowing the difference between 'payed' and 'paid'

Can't tell if bait or literal autism
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glug glug glug booze ish delicious. Put down the Devil's Lettuce you stoonerszzsz drooool. I don't like a thing so everyone should not like the thing I like derp derp.
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>>725479675
I've smoked marijuana for the last 14 years and I'm still a director at my company. OP is a child
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>>725481000
And I bet you drink alcohol when you're sad while listening to sad music.
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>>725481910
Holy fuck go back to facebook you autistic stoner fag

>derpderp
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>>725481876
You do realize paid and payed are two different things?
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I do sales. We all make good money and most of the team smokes. Not all day and during work, but when we can. Most were ex college athletes, smart and good looking. 100% depends on the person. It's like saying everyone who drinks is _____
Marijuana has become so normal that's it's not just idiot losers smoking in their mom's basement. But that describes 99% of /b/ so this argument is pointless
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>>725481922
>>725481933
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>>725481922
>>725481933
>>725481944
>>725481955
>>725481977
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>>725481557
Well he just said he smokes. So yea i don't see how you're wrong. Also one typo does not define shit.
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>>725481922
>>725481933
>>725481944
>>725481955
>>725481977
5 dubs all counting up all in consecutive posts?
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>>725481977
/thread

The stigma is gone. Anyone can now smoke pot now without the negativity.
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>>725479675
>24yo still smoking weed
>still getting all the chicks
>tmw you're in studying till you're 35+
>when your prof smokes with you
>when you live in a country where weed isn't frowned upon
>life's good, smashing those exams
>really don't care what some loser on 4chan says
>who has no gf
>who has no life
>wants to tell people how to live
>this guy must have never had a life in the first place
>never went to parties
>never got laid
>never made friends who explore what life means
>never went to a festival
>OP is probably a jobless cunt who lives off his mom. Spineless homo who can't even let people live their own lives
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>>725481210
I sleep from 6-noon if I'm lucky on my days off. Still only til noon when I work, about 3 hours, and I haven't had caffeine in 20 years (apart from the occasional bit naturally in some teas)
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>>725481729
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>>725482075
What are you studying?
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I'm not gonna be an ass, but I will say you can smoke regularly and still be really productive and successful. I'll agree that an anecdote doesn't account for much, but a lot of them and you have testimonies.

I'm 25, in a committed relationship, have a decent job paying $12/hr,live in a house I own, and I get high probably three to four times a week.
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Im 38 and martied with two children and I still smoke weed secretly (else my eife will thow a shit fit). So fuck you OP
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>>725482075
I can smell the autism in this one
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>>725481089
I can agree with that coffee shit. You don't "need" it and stop acting like you do. You sound like a good for nothing millennial when you say you need coffee to function.
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>>725482075
i love how you can spot newfriends when using greentext
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I smoke weed and I am a homeless drifter who steals gas station food
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>>725480122
kek
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>>725482352
Bad apple in every bunch, anon
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>>725482075
OP here, done all them all them things.
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>>725482350
It's honestly more newfaggy to assume there's any specific or correct way to use greentext. There's no hidden rules to greentext.
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>>725482414
He seems like a normal apple for a stoner
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You guys get high on your mexican grass and american wheatbix, you guys wouldnt survive european weed
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>>725482451
Good one newfag
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>>725481384
Why would I vote in your election?
>I give a shit who runs you cuntry
I bet you skipped school the day he was elected too
>oh noes, my president is a cheeto, I need the day off of school and an automatic A while I go home and cry
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>>725482477
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>>725482451
theres no hidden rule which says you cant wear trousers backwards, but it still looks retarded.
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Stoners are the most defensive faggots on earth, you do on little shitpost and they all swarm throwing out loads of stupid statistics they read on pro weed websites. Its fucking embarrassing, its like they have to convince themselves what they are doing is ok.

Just to clarify though, you are all degenerate losers.

Regards, OP.
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>>725481623
I wasn't in the argument, I'm just an OCD kinda person with where I put %, $, £, and other punctuation.
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Pot is psychologically addictive, and mildly physically addictive.

Abuse of cannabis can and does lead to dependency and depression without it, and in some cases (like mine) depressed even when using it. It can lead to one feeling a false sense of happiness and satisfaction while stoned, and then feeling cynical or numb without it.

Like any substance, excessive use can and does leave you feeling burnt out eventually. You're pleasure centers become used to being at an elevated state, and when one comes down to the average state of being, they have a difficult time enjoying life, and sometimes can't at all. This is because you have fucked up your dopamine/reward system and serotonin levels.

Don't be a retard and listen to these rich celebrities who smoke constantly, or these faggots who have been smoking weed for only a year. It may not kill you, and it may not be the worst drug out there, but it can fuck you if you abuse it.

Take it from me. I used weed form 3 years without issues, then it became one. I smoked another 3 or 4 years just to feel normal because it had destroyed my ability to enjoy life and feel pleasure. I managed to level myself out by sobering up and making other lifestyle/health changes, but it took over a year to feel normal again.

I used to get pissed when people said weed was bad.. I was a naive dumbass.
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>>725481628
What?
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>>725481254
u mad junkie?
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Up with hope..... down with dope. Mary jane also makes you swear a lot and it lets deamons in your body with each puff, cesspool of deamon degenerates
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>>725482749
I am currently a drug addict (oxycodone, on and off for 6 years) and although I don't smoke weed anymore due to anxiety, I was a heavy stoner in my late teens. I had to quit due to being drug tested regularly and I can confirm that psychologically weed is just as hard to quit as harder drugs. I had a terrible time and horrid anxiety and depression when I quit smoking. It may not make you physically dope sick, but it definitely has its own kind of withdrawal.
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>>725482641
>its like they have to convince themselves what they are doing is ok.

But why is it not okay?
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>>725483079
Most smokers are poor and the rest live only are rich due to old money
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>ITT fags who don't know how to do drugs
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OP is a pussy faggot.

Prove me wrong
>protip - you can't.
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I also smoked the reefer but since stopped because I each time I got high I raped myself multiple times. Its not worth it bros
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>>725483204
Who can't even handle some weed
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>>725482008
I'm not, I was agreeing with him
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I get crippling anxiety attacks that have led to failed suicide attempts in the past. Whenever I have an attack I can just take a few rips out of my bong and it usually always sets me back down. Ive been on all kinds of prescription meds and they all either fucked me up worse or did nothing. Find me a better solution or shut your ignorant fucking mouth. Youre either a child, or, more obviously, a troll. Why the fuck do I waste my time here.
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>>725479675
Shit tier b8
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I was a big time stoner from the age of 18, on my 40th birthday I assessed myself. I was making close to 350k, had a beautiful wife and 3 fine children. I decided I didn't need weed anymore and might be setting a bad example so I gave it up.

Two years later I had no job, was divorced and homeless. It took me 3 more years to figure out what the problem was and take up smoking weed again.

I have a house and job now but will probably never get back what I had, and I lost it because of assholes like the OP, fuck him and fuck all the anti-dopers. If you're an anti-doper you're a goddam grundyistic, busybody jerkwad, protip fuck you .
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>>725483371
Man I envy you. I wish weed helped my anxiety but it just makes it much worse. I self medicate with opiates which is terrible but it's the only thing that helps. Prescribed benzos don't do anything but make me black out and act retarded.
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>>725479675
must suck being a victim of media induced stereotyping

step on into the 21st century faggot.
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>>725479675
I think pot smokers are degenerates at any age, unless you need it for cancer or an actual disease of course. But if you illegal obtain pot and you hear people screaming "but pot sales go to schools!!" its like call your fuckin' drug dealer and ask how much of his proceeds are going to his local schools. ALMOST every pot smoker I've met was a liar, a degenerate, and smelled like fucking shit, they're all the same. I left my ex girlfriend because she smoked pot. She always fucking lied about it, always went behind my fucking back to talk to other guys about it, fucking cunt.
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>>725482289
Is getting martied anything like pasting?
Or more like being slipped a roofie?
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>>725483465
What you just described is my worst fear. If my physiology changes and weed doesnt work anymore, Im honestly 100% certain im going to kill myself. Years of counseling, therapy, and meds have done nothing for me. This is all I have to stay sane.
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>>725483395
Something had to have happened between the time you quit smoking and ended up divorced and on the streets. Did you take up crystal meth or something?
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>>725483289
Pro tip... go fuck yourself you dick cheese loving redhair afro nigger.
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>>725482352
How are you posting online then?
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i miss the days when saging was still functional
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>>725483502
You sound like a faggot. No wonder your GF left you and you're lying about it
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>>725479809
don't fiddle with god's creation mate. if you have parkinson you have it for a reason
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>>725483565
Well man the reason it happened to me was because I was forced to quit for legal reasons. I had to stay clean for a long time. So when I finally was able to smoke again and I tried to go back to it, it just wasn't the same. I associated the weed with negative consequences in my mind because I'd been arrested for it, and I had no tolerance and would just get way too high. This only happened after I had quit for a long period of time and tried to go back.
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I came home, found this thread and started reading. I'm smoking for 3 years almost daily, and i never could think of these stuff you're saying.You gave me some insight anons, and i might stop doing this shit completely. Sometimes when i'm very high i freak out completely but don't show it physically.Also some times i get extremely anxious
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>>725483644
im a faggot for having standards.
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>>725482469
What are wheatbix?
We have like 30 types of cereal I'm the US that have wheat in the name. And I've never seen that one here.
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>>725483644
You are a fucking baby with a dirty doo doo pants
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>>725483621
You miss being 6 years old, lil buddy? Me too.
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>>725483689
Then why do you smoke in the first place, if it makes you feel this way?
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>>725483733
He is prolly from South Africa
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>>725482641
What makes you so top shit?
You're probably a drunk.
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>be me
>stoner
>retarded
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>>725483798
Sometimes, especially when i first started smoking it kept my mind off shit.
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>>725483826
Im high on life self wrecking pussy
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>>725479675
Haha, yes, I do.
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>>725483752
you miss having friends?
miss your mom loving you?
was your dad a pedo butt fucker who rejected you?
or did your girl leave you for a pot smoker?

fucking edgy little prick aren't you? rejection is a bitter pill. get used to it.
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>>725479675
Depends if you're retarded in the first place.

i am a Aerospace Engineer , used to smoke weed alot back in my 20's for my ADHD , helped me curing my anxiety issues.

i know alot of people who succeeded aswell even though they smoke/smoked weed

32 years old , doing an average 150k dollars/year living in a 400k house.
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>>725482749
Is that a rocket punching through a cloud layer or someone burning their last arm hair away?
my glasses are broken
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When I smoke weed, I csn tip a fleshlight apart with my deeeyuk. It like spinach for my dick
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>>725479864
>bu bu bu-t look at the picture
good one
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>>725483465
hey man, coming from someone who is at the tail end of a habit, i really hope you find the missing piece to you.

opiates are so nice because they let you curl up away from society in a nice warm ball, but that just makes the anxiety even worse when it wears off because people naturally do not want to be isolated away, we are social creatures

if you ever decide to quit, look into something called nigella sativa oil. really helped me along with kratom(saves lives) and a healthy diet rich in nutrients and such. it helps to take up something like exercise or dance, too, to help yourself come out of the shell and get used to using your body and being active and expressive again.

when i was sick weed would make me anxious but now its probably the best thing in the world for me. totally balances me out. i found that when i get anxious after smoking its generally because im ignoring something in my life that isnt good and needs fixing, cannabis is pretty unforgiving in that it doesnt let you lie to yourself, once i addressed those issues it really opened up for me again.

anyways, sorry if i got a bit carried away, bringing up old memories.. good luck /b/ro
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>>725483689
same here. had some really hard depressions and weed only made it worse. can say that the ddepression didnt came from weed but i guess it opened to me. now I cant smoke without getting flashbacks & getting axious. so I quit and its better now. feel like I was just wasting time and not realizing what needs to be done when I smoked. But damn I wish I had those giggles from early weed days back :/
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>>725483733
Wheatbix are Australian, or at least we get em in Australia. They're just blocks of wheat I guess? Australians argue about how manly they are depending on how many bixs they eat for brekky.
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This man will prove you wrong
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Nah bro, if I smoke I start looking at trap pictures
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How long do you guys think you need to not smoke to change your opinion on it?
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>>725479675
Today's paypal balance. And i also smoked half a gram today, kys faggot.
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>>725479751
it made feel like shit every time i smoked it
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>>725479675
>200+ replies
>72 posters

the samefag is real ITT
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>>725483911
Lol wut?
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>>725481761
bbut muh legs
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>>725484086
Its ony because all posts from one country goes through the same router and that is why the ip is the same you dumb fag
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>>725484086
thats not even bad... thats under 3 posts per person you fucking pedant
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>>725484086
What is ITT ? Stop making up stuff to seem smart
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>>725484252
can't blame him , he smoke weed.
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>>725484086
That's because there are people arguing with each other, dumb ass. Multiple posts between just a few people.
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>>725482949
My nephew...
And yeah, why not, this will be the one thing I get upset about today.

If you want to say weed is full of all these ill effects and never benefits anyone, why don't you come up with some proof? Rather than the other way around, I see people using it to treat sleeping disorders, eating disorders, and all sorts of epilepsy and tremors.

The only people I see it affecting negatively fall under 2 groups.
1)allergic to something in it (I've known 3 people in my life who were)
2)too stupid to allow to smoke anyhow, the kind of people where you fill a pipe with oregano and they think they're so high they could fly and jump off a building because they're dumb enough to anyhow.

Anything past that is avoidable.
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>>725484318
Hello, newfag. ITT = "In this thread"
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>>725484331
that's exactly why people smoke weed.. cause everyone will be like "hum you cant blame him he's high"
just get your shit together
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>>725484068
Idk ive gone years without smoking and then picked it back up again because "why the fuck not", I doubt ill ever have an unfavorable opinion of it
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>>725483293
Don't forget the horrible needle marks
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>>725484353
No, it just means there is 80 with shitty pothead opinions
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Smoking weed as a teenager has far more negative effects than an adult with a fully devloped nervous system. Do some research betacuck.
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>>725484318
Found the newfag.
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>>725484408
Im not a newfag, we did not use shit like ITT back innthe day, we actually wrote it out you millineal piece of shit
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>>725484502
>>725484528
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>>725484409
i was actually backing you up. but okay whatever , my post was meant to be ' well don't blame him he smoke weed ' in sense as it's autistic to smoke weed , and stupid people do so , so he's just stupid in the first place , smoking make it as stupid as he is already.
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Actually I do make 175K a year own a home and smoke weed. I'm also married. I guess you're just wrong.
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>>725479675
I'm 42 and smoke every day. I work for a Fortune 50 company in IT security. I'm disciplined about it, though. I don't smoke during the day ever. In the evening it's nice to smoke to unwind a bit and relax, just like a bourbon and cigar (but it's not carcinogenic).
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>>725483572
What used to be his calm quiet self became an over emotional rampaging dick
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>>725484575
i knew anon, was my mistake
>get your shit together (weed smoking people)
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>>725479675
If youd just legalize weed, I could just grow it myself and I would be the owner of a multi-million dollar LLC by now and be paying taxes and creating jobs for people in my community. But instead you kill innocent people with drunk driving all the time and slap degenerate addicts on the wrist.
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>>725483621
If saging doesn't work, how will I get the ghost out of my house?
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>>725484632
>(but it's not carcinogenic)

This is why people don't like stoners
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>>725484632
Same, I don't smoke during work hours. I have to be clear headed for my job but I blaze almost every night. All my friends do as well and they're quiet successful. OP knows a bunch of losers and doesn't realize they act like losers because they are losers, not because of weed.
>>
OP HERE

i forgot to say in my original post that i love

big
black
cawks

in and around my mouth

and i squeeze them real hard and shove them up my butt and literally split my hairy white ass with that FUCKING HAWT bbc and i milk it

milk it into my ass, and then i fart out all the cum and sometimes i save it for later in gatorade bottles to jack off my dog with it or feed to my mom in her cream of wheat,

or sometimes i just eat his semen

TL;DR: im OP and i love dicks
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>>725484086
So you only ever post more than once a thread? I dont think you quite grasp the concept of same fagging.
>>
>>725484040
Careful four oh, you're starting to sound like fwuffy who needs "treatment"
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>>725484796
Actually I use a Pax vaporizer to avoid combustion, so it's actually true

No one outside of my wife knows I smoke. I hate preacgy stoners who are worst than Jehovahs Witnesses with their pro-weed shit. I enjoy it and keep it to myself. I only shared here because of the thread topic.
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>>725484442
So close to quads dude. But that's what I am thinking right now. I'm currently in my longest dry spell since I started smoking 5 years ago. In a foreign country, been here for 6 months and will be for another 3 - and I've not smoked since I left. When I'm in Australia it's really hard for me to say no, cause I love that it helps me sleep, makes me eat, and my friends and siblings smoke so it's critical to some of my social groups. I really wanted to not smoke when I returned but even after such a long break I still don't regret my habit and would love to have a bong right now. Don't think I'm going to stay off it.
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>>725484080
thats because youre the faggot who stayed in on friday nights in highschool
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>>725479675
You're right, I only make 120k a year and live in a moderate sized house close to the city.

I'm sober for 3/4 days though because I just had my wisdom teeth pulled and you can't smoke with big bloody holes in your mouth. I might just buy some edibles but I was never a huge fan so I'll probably just have a boring 3 recovery days.
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ITT : virgins fag who smoke weed everyday , 25 years old living in mom
basement playing World of Warcraft.
>>
snoop dogg. bye
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>>725484885
Agreed. How many times have you had to call in the next day after smoking too much weed the night before, compared to how many guys have you seen cal lin sick due to a hangover?
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>>725480895
This. fucking mental illness thread.
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>>725479924
I was an awkward looser who couldn't talk to strangers without stuttering and being just awful. Weed took away my anxiety and now I go to bars with friends to hit on strangers and perform live with comedy groups.

My buddy gets panic attacks and clams up if he smoke, he just become weird and uncomfortable right away. It's almost like it's a brain chemistry altering drug and it effects people differently
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>>725483371
And yet it's a fact that weed causes paranoia and worsens the condition of mental patients.
It's like drinking black tea all day and then bitching about being unable to fall asleep.
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>>725484068
I smoke for 5 years, quit, was put in a psych ward, they told me if I don't want the panic attacks or voices I should start smoking again...
I'm able to quit if I want to, but doctors advised me not to.
This world is confusing me.
I smoke once a day, more if I have to be in crowded public areas/events (malls, bands, conventions, parades, etc)
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>>725484570
"ITT" has been used for quite a while, old man. You obviously are a newfag.
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>>725479675
>I'm 25
>managed to study faster than normal (chemistry)
>now I'm leading a department
>have a wife
= surely living a better life than you.

smoke weed every day, still find time to get on /b
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>>725485177
Do you find it difficult to be around drunk people when you're high? For me it gets rather annoying, since weed actually makes me more introspective. Drunk fags always kill my buzz.
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Lots of stoners making lots of coin on the westcoast.
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>>725479675
>prove me wrong

There's nothing to prove wrong except an anecdote and those are false by default
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>>725485190
It CAN cause paranoia. Effects are different for everyone, and the strain has a lot to do with it too. A sativa will spin up your anxiety if you are prone to it.
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>>725479675
Not 200k, only 100k, but also not in one of the major cities. Well above median income in the area. Been a daily smoker for 20 years, and now an engineer at a fortune 200 company. What you know about that.
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>>725481839
Hahaha. Dude, not sure if you aren't aware or not, but nerds won. If you aren't a nerd of some kind, you are objectively a loser at life.
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>>725485190
Its also like they make 50 different mood stabilizers that take years of legalized research to even have a chance of not accidentally killing people. This entire thread is dildos.

Also this
>>725485126
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>>725485425
>watched the big bang theory
>nerds have won
kys fggt
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>>725484372
Why argue? You're never going to win. OP is not going to give in and give you a cookie for having a valid point. He's going to continue trolling until this thread 404's.
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It's 2017 and this many people are still being b8d
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>>725480535

A+ post there, anon.
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>>725485776
OP is a master b8er.
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>>725485823
>king turd
>rules the shit lands

Got some real bragging ammo there OP
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>>725480535
Dig it
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>>725479675
Prove yourself correct.
>protip: you can't
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>>725479675
What bad bait. Bad bait, bad.
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>>725480088
Do you have Whispess, Weavess, or Brewess?
>>
>>725479675
*Insert "What did you say about me?" copy pasta HERE!*
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>>725486475
It's called the Navy Seal copypasta.
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>>725479675
Plenty of people who qre rich and famous smoke weed.
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>>725479675
>degenerate loser.
>Says Op.
>Implying you don't know where you are.
>Implying I care.
>Implying implications.
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