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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>725445501
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Oyasumi
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Avl i bringa - Avl i jordi
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Still here
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>>725459135
good night mister Duke!
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i made a really shitty phone wallpaper in ms paint :sunglasses:
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Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>725458572
I may.
I know most people get upset when i say this but i only really watch dub, it's not so much it's better than subbed but I'm just really lazy.
I'll probably watch it if i don't like lucky stars, if i do then I'll just watch it after.
>>725458666 Tali
>trips
Sure go for it, i Don't really like Cali anyway
>But i do l-like you
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>>725459303
Is that a boy?
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these threads are perpetual, impressive
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Hello everyone.
>>725458851
So how are you, cutie?
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>>725459323
I like you too. Wanna make out.
>>725459372
Welcome
>>725459414
I just want my driver's license
>tomo
Just come with me if you want to live
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>>725459363
It's lotte from little witch academia and she's a cute girl
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>>725459323
hello miss Juvia!
>>725459414
wowow! hello miss Hanako!
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>>725459500
Getting your drivers licence in california is easy as fuck you faggot.
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>>725459525
wow
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>>725459414
Hey Hanako, late night tonight?
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>>725459525
whoa this 50/50 mixup
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>>725459500
Im not going to let you sell me into slavery.
>>725459525
Oh ok.
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>Claim
Playing 999 so slowly replys
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>>725459542
I already got it dumbass. Im just playing the waiting game because california is to autistic to have printers in their DMVs
>>725459616
I'd only sell you if the price was right.
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>>725459693
Exactly. Not happening.
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Claiming Gatomon
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>>725459627
hello miss Hama! how are you?
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>>725459414
Hello.
>you pervert
>>725459500
>dubs
>w-what? N-no, that's lewd
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>>725459528
Hello love-anon
>>725459627
Hello Hama
Why do all the fun waifus show up right before bed?
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>>725459795
>the price is never right tho.
You are too valuable
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>>725459135
>>725458804
It's an old side scroller by capcom based on the old Domino's pizza mascot. I guess it wasn't uncommon for businesses and corporations to do mascot platformers back in the day; I thi no McDonald's and 7up also had them among others.
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>>725459500
I feel that. I've got my driving test on Wednesday.
>>725459577
Hi Misaki. A little, was playing a game. How are you?
>>725459528
Hello.
>>725459627
Hama.
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>>725459693
If you've already got it, stop fucking complaining and drive yourself into the river already.
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>>725459933
>implying you dont want to
Dub dubs
>>725459976
Have you already been raped, i mean processed all your paperwork and junk
>>725459989
>Trying unironically to justify California's shitty system
Take your own advice m8
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>>725459933
are you well?
>>725459976
are you also well, friend?
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>>725459795
Hi.
>>725459933
> Dub dubs
Hello Lewdvia.
>
>>725460157
Not yet, though it shouldn't be too bad...i hope.
>>725460183
I'm alright. How about you?
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>>725459947
Bull shit
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>>725460157
I would, but I know the value of patience.
>>725459976
Driving tests are literally the easiest thing in the world, next to Not-being a faggot.
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>>725459107
criiiinge
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>>725459915
I'm well, just playing a game on my ds
>>725459933
Hello
>>725459976
Krispy
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>>725460322
Hi hanako. Im not at my house.
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>>725460383
Maybe someone will break in while you're not home
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>>725460322
Prepare your anus
>>725460328
Nah id never sell you
>>725460334
>Im a good little mindless drone who just does whatever the government tells me too.
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>>725460322
I'm good I'm good! I had a long weekend but I have some time to recover and relax now <3
>>725460374
that sounds fun! I hope it goes well!
>>725460364
I love you anon!
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>>725460454
Maybe. Never know with that stuff.
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>>725460568
Well I wouldnt be of use so yeah you would sell me.
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>>725460374
Are you feeling better?
>>725460383
At a friends?
>>725460568
Well if it is anything like when i got my permit, then my anus should be fine.
>>725460595
Good to hear.
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>>725460568
Driving is a Privilege, not a right. Learn the value of patience.
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>>725460789
Watching some dogs
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>>725460610
Are there many dark skinned "people" around where you live?
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>>725460812
>Driving is a Privilege, not a right
Based as fuck
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>>725460812
Do you have mandatory drivers ed in cali?
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>>725460157
I don't! It's lewd!
>>725460183
Yeah I've been pretty great lately
>>725460322
>dubs
I am not lewd you pervert
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>>725460374
How are you beautiful?
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>>725460675
hello miss Shizuru <3 any new updates?
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>>725459976
I'm okay. Getting ready for a camping trip tomorrow.
>tfw highschool girls going on a camping trip with college guys
yeah nothing wrong will happen I swear
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>>725460963
No, it's optional. Though you can take your test a little earlier if you take the classes, It's 6 months if I remember right.
But at age 18 you can take your test regardless of Drivers Ed.
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>>725460905
I doubt my house will be broken into.
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>>725459414
Hello there~
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>>725460812
Not if you want my taxes to pay for roads and shit go fuck yourself. The dmv is one thing the red states right. Cali is just to fucking stupid amd has to nuke everything and make is a retardedly drawn out process. If you sincerely believe this to be correct go play in traffic.
>>725460789
Ah so its not your first time then. You should be fine.
>>725460967
Liar liar
>>725460721
Nah id rather make you useful then just sell you off.
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>>725460973
Gallbladder is kill. She's going to be staying the night in the hospital, should be fine to leave by tomorrow though.
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Bird Mom is mine!
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>>725460967
that's great to hear <3
>>725461250
I'm sorry
are they just taking it out?
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>>725461250
*hugs the qt*
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>>725461213
I'm not doing sex
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>>725460595
It is fun, thank you.
>>725460789
Yes yes of course. How are you?
>>725460967
Im doing quite well thank you. Yourself?
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>>725461213
You just got your licence. You barely pay any taxes.
The world doesn't revolve around you, so stop bitching that you don't get what you want on command.
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>>725461380
Why not?
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>>725460856
Ooh fun.
>>725460967
> I am not lewd
> Proceeds to press breasts in my face
>>725461057
That sounds fun. Ah cmon, what could possibly happen in that scenario.
>>725461170
Hello Firekeeper~.
>>725461213
Hopefully.
>>725461409
That's good. I'm alright.
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>>725461322
Yeah it's already out actually.
>>725461338
Hi.
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>>725461380
Well if you're a slave you kinda don't have a choice.
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>>725461170
ah! hello miss Firekeeper!
>>725461409
good good <3 have a nice time playing!
>>725461676
oh! that was quick
is she recovering well already then?
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>>725461423
Have you not been itt that long? I just got my "california" license. Ive had my commercial license for near 10 years now. California is nothing but an unnecessary mess of bureaucratic hell. Stop defending it.
>>725461380
That is fine i wouldn't want that from you anyway
>>725461616
Should be just stay calm and dont.make sudden decisions. Think everything through then execute. And signal everything
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>>725461820
I'll stop defending it when you stop being a demanding little bitch.
>waaahh, I should get what I want when I want it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N52VD2LzQmw
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>>725461735
Mostly fine, yes. Just the expected complaints from after a surgery.
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Anyone claim Zoroark yet?
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>>725461213
I am not!
>
No lewding
>>725461322
>dubs
How about you?
>>725461409
I'm great to be honests
>must...ignore urge...to make lewd comment
>>725461616
I'm not, your perverted mind just interprets it as lewd.
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>>725461949
Long time no see.
How's the cat?
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>>725461564
I've never done it and uh stuff. >>725461616
Very. >>725461679
I still don't want to have to do it. >>725461820
Oh ok good.
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>>725461880
>ill stop defending a problem when you stop pointing it out
Much accomplish
So progress
>>725461985
So...you dont want to kiss ;-;
>>725462127
There are other uses for a body besides sex ya know.
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>>725461949
that new album is really good <3
>>725461970
I'm familiar, yes
I'm glad she's doing well, though! now the stress of the situation can begin to melt off <3
>>725461985
I'm doing well now! I had a long weekend but it's all out of the way and being taken care of now <3 thank you for asking!
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What's going on in this thread?
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I came in my sleep again, I want to die.
Cum everyday guys, even if it takes a while to shoot.
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>>725461616
How's your night going so far?
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>>725462283
hello miss Pee! how are you today?
>>725462297
hello miss Sono! how was your sleep otherwise?
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>>725462259
Hard physical labor and cooking? >>725462297
Pics?
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>>725461820
Thanks for the tips.
>>725461985
Because your perverted mind intends it to be lewd.
>>725462127
How many dogs?
>>725462317
It's going well. How about your morning?
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>>725462401
My whole name is Pee-chan
I'm alright, wide awake after working until midnight
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>>725462409
Now yer gitting it.
>>725462297
How long did you not this time?
Why haven't you learned your lesson yet
>>725462506
What my dad told me. He's driven professionally for. 25 years
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>>725462506
3 big ones.
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>>725462259
There's no real problem there. It takes time to process, and you're whining that you can't have everything immediately like the spoiled child you really are.
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>>725462597
That's better I think
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>>725462401
Pretty good actually, but two hours in and... yeah.
>>725462409
w-what? no you don't want to see that mess
>11 days of buildup
>>725462597
11 days. I was trying to... you know, two days ago but I don't have a lot of blood in my body and when it rushes down there I get lightheaded
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>>725462506
That's great
I've just woken up with a pretty good humour, that's really pleasant
Any plans for the night?
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>>725462592
I'll try to remember that! when do you normally sleep then, Pee-chan?
>>725462779
that sounds disappointing
I wish you'd been able to sleep soundly!
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Time to cuddle with Juvia and sleep now
>nighty night everyone
>>725462259
I'll give you kiss
Mostly cause I'm going to bed now
>nighty night love
>>725462279
Of course!
Well nighty night now
>>725462506
I do not! I just try to give you an innocent hug.
>nighty night
>filthy pervert
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>>725462779
I was joking. Maybe find a way to relieve yourself before it happens again.
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>>725462874
About now, but the new job has my schedule all fucked
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>>725462874
Me too... now I can't get back to sleep and I want to cry.
>>725462881
Cuddle me...
>>725462905
I should just get a gf.
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>>725462881
sleep well friend!
>>725462945
ah, yes! that would mess it up for sure
will midnight shifts be your new norm, or is it cyclical shifts?
>>725463072
I'm sorry friend ;~; is there anything you have that would help get back to sleep?
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>>725462127
Do you have any desire to?
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>>725462638
No you fucking cunt it literally takes 30 minutes. You just accept the lie they tell you about "processing". Why do you think other states can give them out same day. Also yes its a major inconvenience when a license is needed for employment.
>>725462724
Plus youd learn some skills in the process
>>725462779
Do you have some sort of disease?
>>725462881
Aww fine kisses goodnight are still awesome
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>>725463072
That is an option yes
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Hello friends
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>>725462297
You came?
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>>725463172
gonna be the norm for about three months
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>>725463212
Maybe you should have planned ahead then.
This is the problem with people who do not think.
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>>725463239
Yuuki! Thank goodness you're here
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>>725462597
Nice. Truck driver?
>>725462623
Cool, give them a pat for me.
>>725462825
Ah good morning! That's nice. Hmm just hand around here for a bit, and maybe watch a movie. What are your plans for the day?
>>725462881
Whatever you say~. Goodnight Juvia, you secret perv.
>>725463239
Hi.
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Forgot to stake my claim
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>>725463353
Why?
>>725463362
How's it going?
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>>725463324
I did plan ahead its why im currently employed everywhere. There is still no justification for California to be worse at anything than mississippi. But if its full of dumb cunts like you i can.see why it is.
>>725463362
Thats a big 10-4
>>725463547
>yuuuuuuuuuukkkkkiiiiiiiii
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>>725461616
No nothing at all
I will only teach them the word of Jesus
>I will consider it a personal failure if I don't get at least 3 numbers
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>>725463597
What's up Tali
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>>725463239
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>725463362
Sweetheart!~
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love-chan out! bedtime calls <3 continue being friends in my absence!
>>725463311
I hope it goes well for you, then <3
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>>725463784
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>725463653
>Schooling a kid aparently
Ironic because.i amy actually end up working as a tutor soon.
Yaaay.gif
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>>725463362
Yes, it's great!
Hm, that's strange. Last time we talked you still used maps to hang around places ;>
What movie did you have in mind?
And I'm planning to eat some breakfast, fool around for a little bit, shower and get to the second day of work~
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>>725463810
>Thinks my gif is shit
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>>725463185
Yeah I do that's human.>>725463212
That would probably be good. >>725463362
Of course
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>>725463827
Oh yeah? Tutoring what?
>>725463934
Is Joke
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>>725462052
Ah, hey there, Bun.
I'm doing well I suppose. Just listening to the same tracks over and over, waiting to fall asleep.
How's your night going?
>How's the cat?
I don't have a cat.
>>725462279
It's wonderful indeed, anon. Have some Snail's House.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc6ZWa4X_PE
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>>725463172
I have a baseball bat
>>725463212
No I'm just anemic atm. I don't enjoy fapping either. What about you?
>>725463218
They cost a lot of money though.
>>725463258
Yes, it was a lot. who are you...?
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>>725464057
Uh huh, that's what I thought
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>>725464168
It may be rewarding though?
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>>725464057
Math and sciences. I could do english but fuck that noise.
>>725463937
Couldnt hurt
>>725464168
I cum on average 5 times a day
>>725464184
Your gifs are sheeeit compared to >>725463653
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>>725463792
Goodnight Love-chan, I love you <3
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>>725464253
How?
>>725464267
What the flip? You have an addiction
>mfw
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>>725463547
It's going ok. How about you?
>>725463597
Cool.
>>725463622
Haha i wish you luck on your "missionary" quest.
>>725463784
Hello luv!~
>>725463888
S-shut up, i only used it a little today! Not sure yet, i was gonna look around on Netflix a bit later. Sounds like a nice day.
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>>725464458
How are you????
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>>725464267
Yeah, screw english. I could teach programming maybe
>>725464184
I'm sorry, what was that?
>>725464458
Can't complain, eating some chips and relaxing. I'm on spring break
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>>725464424
Someone to love and not feel lonely?
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>>725464424
Nah because i can always not. I dont.have like a physical need to. Just a high sex drive and a wife with one too.
>>725464458
Ice cold
>>725464526
Its to highschoolers m8. But i mean.you could at college they're always looking for tutors.
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>>725464168
How can you fap if you're a girl?
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>>725464458
Oh believe me, I won't~
That also sounds like a plan.
Do you prefer tea or coffie?
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>>725464458
Thanks fam
>>725464278
Why your waifu always carries a Beretta
She should upgrade to a Ruger
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>>725464558
filename
I don't know it sounds very expensive...
>>725464648
What do you eat?
>>725464731
Girls can fap too! It just sounds more squishy than normal.
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>>725464829
Food
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>>725464828
In the anime she has to wait until she's 18, so she's stuck with the Beretta and over time she becomes a master of it.
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>>725464648
I wouldn't want to do college, but maybe middle or highschool.
>>725464829
>Girls can fap too! It just sounds more squishy than normal.
Ewwww
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>>725464935
You eat succubus meat?
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>>725464958
Wait what
She has to wait until she's 18 to get a handgun
Here you can't have a handgun until 21
18 for shotguns/ARs
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>>725465037
I didn't mean rude, it just sounded gross to me!
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>>725464829
Well maybe get a sex toy then?
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Morning
Feels like someone picked me up and tried to break my back while I was asleep, yaaay
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>>725464523
I'm good. How are you?
>>725464526
Ooh nice.
>>725464648
My buddy did that for several years, and his dad has all his life.
>>725464744
I prefer coffee. How about you?
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>>725465073
Lol that's liberalism for you.
>>725465083
It sounds nice though...
>>725465116
That is so lewd!
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>>725465181
Sounds like you need a new mattress. Try to get one without the springs.
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>>725464961
Never had highscool programming as an option.
>>725465001
No just meat fruit and veggies.
>>725465083
Its more of a schlick
>>725465184
I did it a bit as well but being away from home suuuuucks
>>725465181
Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage
>>725465288
Tfw memory foam
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>>725465219
Yeah but you just want something to make you cum.
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>>725465219
This is upotte right?
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>>725465357
Your penis must have thick callouses on it.
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>>725464961
>>725464829
Fun fact: many hentai/game developers use jello to recreate the squishy sounds of a vagina
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>>725465184
Feel like I wasted my day
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>>725465184
I'm more of a tea guy.
Also, I looked up Metal Gear Solid yesterday, found a half-hour long video on YT explaining the story
I watched it twice
There was something about several Bosses, some Big Boss, some liquid snakes, even more Metal Gears, Shadow Moses, Mother Base, Russian intel, cold war, snake eater, Shadow Jesus...
Should I just play the games from 1 to 5 or watch the video a few more times?
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>>725465181
Sleep awkwardly?
>>725465184
Yup, a week of relaxing!
>>725465219
It's both nice and gross at the same time
>>725465357
Bigger schools offer them. I'd love to teach one! Any sound for that honestly sounds gross..
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>>725465419
I wouldn't mind if it were you, Kuroki-kun...
>>725465428
I don't know what that is.
>>725465468
They should use human flesh.
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>>725465553
You don't like vaginas?
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>>725465610
I meant the anime
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>>725464731
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>>725465680
I never said that. It's just the sound used to describe female masturbation is gross to me
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>>725465610
That's lewd. You wouldn't want that.
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>>725465437
Not at all. Most of my cums are from sex/bjs may fap 1 or twice and even then i use lube
>>725465553
If sex isnt dirty you arent doing it right and youd need the degree to teach im just trying to tutor.
>>725465610
Flesh isnt loud enough
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>>725465357
Yeah that was their main complaint about it.
>>725465522
Why's that?
>>725465550
Haha i would play the games if you can, there's no way a 30 minute video could fully explain the ridiculous amount of story Metal Gear has.
>>725465553
Shame it's only a week.
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>>725465716
Oh I haven't watched it~
>>725465757
*squishy squish~*
>>725465764
I wouldn't mind if you helped me cum......
>>725465776
Ew.
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>>725465776
That's not my point, I'm saying the SOUND to describe female masturbation weirds me out
>>725466077
STAHP!
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>>725466024
Woke up late, hardly did anyting
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>>725466077
Youre being pretty lewd. You may need to let of that steam
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>>725465550
I recommend playing metal gear solid first. Lol and yes the story is insane. I've played through MGS 1-4 several times and I still make new connections each time.
The first two are my favoritebtw
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>>725466077
I meant what anime, lad
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>>725466077
Agreed
>>725466195
Well yeah there arent many words that can describe that sound and the ones that do are weird
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>>725465288
But my mattress is great, no springs. I have a feeling I'm to blame for this.
>>725465357
A massage would be nice, I think this is because I've been really tense for a few days.
>>725465553
Don't recall sleeping all fucked up, but I've done weirder shit
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>>725466024
Alrighty, I'll try, just to see Shadow Jesus, that must look awesome.
Would you want to try parachute jumping?
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>>725466406
Hence my point. They're eerily accurate to a point that it's gross lol
>>725466455
I usually get back pain if I sleep too long.
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>>725466455
Where are you from?
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>>725466538
Shlick, squish, sploosh just to name a few
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>>725465550
>Should I just play the games from 1 to 5 or watch the video a few more times?
Nearly nobody understands metal gear's lore. It's a convoluted mess.
I've played all the games multiple times. The problem is there's so much wiggle room with the facts in mgs that even if you know all the actually stated facts, you can twist the events to mean totally different things.
Also, there's more than 5 games. Canon-wise, there's 3, Portable Op, Peacewalker, Ground Zeroes, V, 1, 2, and 4, to put them in chronological order, i think.
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>>725466554
Before the unnecessary preposition.
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>>725466632
Oh. And MG1 and MG2, thrown in after V.
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>>725466538
slept less than 5 hours, so I doubt that's why
>>725466554
Northern Europe
Coffee, that will make me forget my back, I hope.
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>>725466724
Its not unnecessary.
>>725466849
Ah to far to get massages
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>>725466195
Okay okay~
>>725466237
I'm too sore to be lewd!
>>725466355
Ah Sabagebu! It's kind of violent so you probably wouldn't like it.
https://myanimelist.net/anime/20709/Sabagebu?q=saba
>>725466406
How does your wife handle the D 5 times a day?
>>725466455
I blame the coffee sitting in your blood all day.
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>>725466614
Yuck
>>725466849
Hmm, did you maybe do something yesterday that fucked up your back?
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>>725466217
Ah one of those days huh. You could just make up for it tomorrow.
>>725466313
See you get it, no matter how many times you play through them there's always something new to find. 1 and 3 were my favorites.
>>725466465
Lol Shadow Jesus? Actually yeah it sounds pretty fun. What about you?
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>>725466912
Lol, it's all good. What are you up to? Also, remind me again where your waifu is from?
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>>725466912
Youre suggesting I do some pretty lewd things though.
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>>725466912
More like 3
>>725466914
Here's a fun one
>fttt fttt fttt
>tali
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