Let's create a religion. Every dubs gets to be a commandment.

one must consume a single lasaga per day

>>725449220
you must own real firearms

>>725449319
rolling for good meal

No niggers

thou must not buy AMD.

>>725449220
those who claim to worship the religion do not.
whereas those who claim they do not, do.

One must kek 40 times a week.

you must drink horse cum every day

Nah lets not...they're all bullshit anyway...all of them

>>725449488
a respectable start.
>thou whomst chooses a superpower is granted a weakness by another.

op is a fag

>>725449220
On the 11th and 22nd of each month (dubs days), you must tribute on a Mazda Tribute and post it to /b/

>>725449655
Aww sheet

>Israel is our greatest ally

THOU MUST MEET ONE NEW PERSON EVERYDAY

>>725449220
Kill all jews

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Black cock shall be sucked on daily

>>725449990
fug

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Thoust must exterminate all thots seen whilmst muttering "whomst be thots"

>>725449488

Ass, grass or cash. Fatties walk.

>>725449756
Thou who is first to post shalt be a fag

sharpie in pooper

>>725449488
>>725449655
>>725450055
>>725450066
First four commandments

preserve racial purity in the white race

>>725449488
Honestly this alone was good enough for me..

Remember 9/11, to keep it holy

thou shalt post tits or GTFO

hail hitler

>>725450315
This

>>725449220
No weebs

>>725450315
roll

Taxation is theft

Remove the gays and Jews from this earth

Woman must drink their own period blood.

Stuff a dildo in your mouth while praying.

Thou shalt not sell a goat on Thursday

Bernie Sanders shall be our savior

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Thou shall get spit roasted by black cocks daily

Taxation is rape

you must fap to scat porn

Taxation is racist

Sex is to be sacred and monogamous from start until death of both partners, unless physical or emotional abuse is employed.

Thou shalt keep holy the lords day. Caturday. Post em.

Must eat one's own cum to receive eternal piece

Traps are gay

>>725450656
heretic

pineapple is a good topping for pizza

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All niggers must be killed on sight

Commies shalt be thrown from helicopters

>>725450722
Winrar

>>725449220
How about being a Saradominist. Think of Ruenescape It makes as much sense as the christian religion.

Praise be to saradomin! for he hath given me this wecavix so that i may pour warm milk on it to make it mush so that i may eat it.

No faggots (with the exception of those who like traps), pedophiles or whores.

>>725450722
pineapple is the mandatory topping for pizza

thou must praise the one true god, allah

For ever commandment broken you must suck the dick of a stank nigger

>>725449220

op is a faggot

traps are gay

>>725449220
niggers tongue my anus

OP shall be a faggot

>>725450864
but one of the commandmdents is to suck black dick hmmm

topless women age 21-30 always get free beer

Hello, anyone want some christian gospel tracts? they make for good toilet paper since that's it's only practical use.

Communication is in the form of racial slurs

Traps are gay

>>725449220
Thou shalt fuck bitches and acquire money

>>725449220
>

everyone dies tomorrow

thou must worship Thomas the tank engine

every other shit log is sacrificed and eaten by the king

Thou shalt be free to be naked at any time, even in public.

>>725451160
Reeerolll

Thou not be such a faggot and suck that dick

>>725451111
Checked

>>725451111
Winrar

>>725451160
One more reroll

No race mixing allowed

Butt plugs are mandatory

Gas all kikes

Bountiful amounts of marijuana shall be smokethed

make sure to always spit on the nigger you sucked off!

Thou can be naked at anytime but only if a 12 inch butt plug is inserted into the anus

Smoke weed daily

>>725451122

doesn't matter what happens now.

>>725449220
Thou shalt not create religions.

No fucking normies

What is dubs

I'm a christain religous fanatic and am angry by the fact somebody somewhere is having fun. Also i beliveith that demons are in my walls and that my neighbors are praying to demons to be the root cause. i also think that Samsung smart TVs are technology used to track down and execute christains!!! why? cause you won't convince me otherwise i'ma believe the bible no matter what and all other chruches other than mine is heresy cause i'm a stubborn fucker.

Thou must REE at normies

>>725449220
Everyone becomes immortal in 10 minutes.

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>>725449220
>Band guns and all tech weapons
>Men will now fight hand to hand or their choice of melee weapon
>All weapons wielded must be handcrafted
>You must chose a "natural" weapon. It cannot be forged, but gathered from nature.

Shut down 4chan

>>725449220
All women should workshipp black cocks

Heil Hitler

Ritual of equine penetration.

Every OP ever will forever be known as a faggot. Even if they eventually deliver.

>>725451710
Re roll

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>>725449220
Thou shalt embrace thy Inner Mutant.

thou shall only drink mouldy milk

Niggers tongue my anus

eggs are the only dish allowed to be eaten

All women worship my penis specifically.

Only music allowed is this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me27d4xq0AQ failure to comply punishable by death.

the Catch Me Outside girl will now be known as the Choad Warrior

Anyone with a cuck fetish will be summarily executed upon discovery.

>>725451966
FUCKEN AYY

>>725451955
>>725451966
well thats the ritual sorted

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>Thou shalt create A.I.

No more waifus

anime waifus aren't allowed

all gingers must paint themselves green and live life as reverse oompa loompas

Thou shalt not have children unless they are female henceforth until the earth has made it's 12th revolution around the sun.

HELP!!! free me from demonic bondage!! they come for me every night, the succubus sucks muh dick and drains my life energy. also the demons are firing fireballs at me!!! halp!!! they are also going for my sweet baby!

Thou Must Not Be Turned On By Traps Or Masturbate To Them. MUST TREAT THEM LIKE SUBHUMANS

>>725452051
They already did, it was a terrible film.

>>725452133
kek
>>725451966
notice us fag op
is religion filled?

I get to fuck anyone's mother that I want to.

Japanese are the chosen people

Non-Japanese are dirty and evil

>>725452218
Roll

All water is now laced with LSD

Tits or get the fuck off.

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Thou shalt spit on the face of the first negro he passes, on foot, after each and every self induced ejaculation.

Must not fap

White supremacy

The bitch belongs to the one who RAWR XD first

Let he who is without sin kick the first Ass!

Mexican Supremacy

get off my /b/

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>>725449220
Everyone gets a stand.

new iPhones for all the women whose pics were leaked in the Fappening

>>725452520
Roll

Thou must not coverse with a thot

Chink supremacy

Thou shall licketh my dick

>>725452688
hehe

You must fuck your dad or mother every night or risk being raped

>>725449220
Death to all tumblr users

I am God.

>>725452688
Hehe

>>725452746
No me

>>725449220
Thou shalt fuck lolis

I Was Born a Ramblin' Man is the new national anthem

Kill me now

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Never taste your own semen.

>>725452746
roll.

Thou shall not shitpost.

>>725452894
Roll

OP fucks niggers

>>725452746
Roll

>>725452746
He shalt not be our Lord.

>>725452746
Roll again

>>725453008
Reroll

>>725452746
Rolleth

>>725450055
>>725449488
As much as I'd like to point out that our commandments aren't consistent I don't know if I should adhere to the thought that not all niggers are black nor do I want to threaten our religion ... fuck ...

the US needs more busty Australian women

Display your confusion with limb flailing.

You must at least commit 7 suicides

>>725452746
Rolleth once more you vile she devil of a witch.

>>725449220
>>725449220
thou shalt worship John Lithgow as a god, as John Lithgod

>>725453008
Rerolling to prevent faggotry

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Every meal must be eaten from a niggers skull. This is final

>>725452746
Thou shalt not deny me my divine right.
I am the creator of all mankind and you shall grant me the validation of your "dubs"

>>725453370
See
>>725453255

>>725453255
Your mother sucks my dick every night after I fuck behind a dumpster.

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All shitskins must be kicked in the buttocks and pushed into the sea

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>>725453143
The blacks don't have to be part of the religion in order to suck their cocks. One must seek them out

>>725453425
She should've swallowed the night you were conceived.

I am God.

>>725453678
This cuck shall not be our Lord.

>>725453544
ok, well..

>>725453544
it has been decreed so

I am God you faggot ass little bitch

JJ Abrams will remake Star Wars I-III

>>725453577
Why do you have so many pictures of dicks?

>>725453753
Still no.

>>725453717
This faggot shall not play goal tender for my commandment

So a religion of people hating black people but secretly sucking their cocks... nothing different than the one we have right now

>>725453544
Does this happen before or after we suck nigger dick?

>>725452746
nope, it's me

Thou shalt check 'em.

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>>725453717

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>>725453771
I love them

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Milhouse is a meme

>>725453990
This faggot shall be smitten.

>>725453844
Nah, we don't hate black people, just niggers. Now how we determine if someone is a nigger or not is beyond me, what does the holy book of kek say about that?

>>725454086
Black people who act white are okay.

>>725453985
You gay or a chick? Either is cool, just wondering.

>>725453879
I'm just joking, I wouldn't fuck your mother if she paid me. That bitch is beat like an abandoned pit.
Same face too.

>>725453876
All niggers will be castrated on the top of Mount Rushmore

thou shall never choose bastion in overwatch

Though shall have no god before Jews

>>725454188
This is why you're a faggot.

>>725453876
Fuck I guess before? Unless we kick them into the sea before hand. Would a nigger qualify as a shitskin

>>725451111
>>725451222

quads, trips! the cycle is endless! the prophecy has been fulfilled!

>>725454234
I'll add on to this.
Thou shalt not play as Bastion or Roadhog.

We shall speak in the third person when outside.

>>725454156
Okay but what about white people that act like chimps? Does that apply to all colours of people or just white? Probably all colours. Donno, also I vote for our deity to be pepe, in god of kek form.

I'm still God, I just don't know how to manipulate post numbers...

>>725454566
Bout fuckin time.
I'm out.

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>>725454066
Well, you are very cute! Want to hang out sometime?

>>725454533
A waste of dubs. Eat cake + worship cake.

>>725454533
Our deity is Trump.
>>725454566
Already said you weren't God, faggot.

Thanks TLC, I keep that one in mind you fuckin wanna be wise ass bitch.

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>>725451111
Thou shalt disregard nog slang and terminology. Punishable by public castration.

>>725454190
Do we keep the dicks for sucking when we're not in worship or do we get rid of them?

>>725454652
and the new dubs confirme I was
don't hate the God, hate the religion you whiny little pussy.

>>725454732
Castration is the removal of the testicles, not the penis, you fucking autist.

>>725454326
A nigger could be anyone, shitskins included.

>>725454802
My dubs supersede yours, roodypoo.

>>725451111
This is the best one so far aside from me being God.

>>725452688
hehe

>>725454909
Your dubs are a lie, and you sit on an artificial phallus pumping lies up your ass you fuckin biblical sized faggot.

>>725454283
I thought I had to suck dick to be a faggot but okay. You're our prophet.

>>725454913
Jews can't be God.

>>725452688
Hehe

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>>725454188
Gay.

anyone who samefags will be banished to /pol/

>>725454834
Dude, religions make no sense, heretic.

>>725455273
3edgy5me

We shall create desire to and indulge in self-mastery

Women shall stay in the kitchen where they belong

>>725455327
Edgy faggots shall be redirected from all boards to a new board /edgy/ where everyone plays as Reaper and listens to Crawling.

>>725455046
in this instance I was using it's original definition
>meaning you're a bundle of sticks used to keep a fire burning because the only use anyone could ever get out of you would be burning you alive for warmth.

>>725455049
Good thing I'm a Spic Jew.

>>725455333
Checked.

>>725455171
Makes sense, have you fucked anyone lately and do you exclusively go after black dudes or just anyone with a big enough dick?

>>725452746
I am thowest God

Mandatory free lap dances to all converts. They shall be considered a purification ritual.

if any movie producer considers making a comedy starring a current SNL cast member, the producer will be banned from Hollywood and the movie will be made starring a GoT actor

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>>725455493
I just bottom for black men.

Most chop dick off at first boner

>>725455445
Oh shit! I'm the prophet! Fuck, I better start raping children and outlawing liberal arts. Long live our religion!

All those who are dark of complexion must annually suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole

Smoke em if you got em.

>>725455646
I never got that, then again IDK why any guy wouldn't want to fuck and it's just why you're only getting fucked not fucking. Meh!

death to america

>>725456149
We're working on that.

>>725449220
If thou shalt ever see a black lives matter protester, thou shalt run him, or her, over with the largest car available. If thou ist not in thy car and thy see's a BLM nigger, thou whomst hath seen thy nigger must pull the trigger.

>>725449220
Communism will be respected

>>725456149
rolling for this one

>>725456316
No, dear Trump, no!

>>725449804
Underrated

Must warship the Dubbath

>>725456400
did you roll for me thank you now that a commandment

>>725449804
rolling

if dubs get, 4chans gets tax exemption as a religion

>>725450232
Commandment #1
>no nigs
Commandment #3
>suck imaginary cocks

>>725456316
rerolling mine

>>725456881
IM SOOO FUCKING CLOSE

>>725451222
Thou must check em?

everyone who votes Democrat must send their children to a public school in Los Angeles, to get an appreciation of Democrat policies

Eh fuck it roll
>Trump will be the supreme galactic guardian
>All that oppose the supreme galactic guardian shall be erased by a nigger

fuckbois will form a union

Traps are not gay

>>725451320
ROLLING

>>725457555
Woo!

>>725449220
>Thou must worship lord kek himslef

>thou's must create the country of kekistan the holy land of memes

>no normies only if they are converted

>>725449488
>>725450055
>>725450066
>>725450722
>>725451111
>>725451122
>>725451955
>>725451966
>>725452688
>>725453544
thats it man

>>725458103
>>725457555
Ah fuk

>>725451622
Kek

>>725458103
Blacks aren't allowed to join but we have to suck their cocks while they tongue our anus's. Then kick them to the sea after.
Everyone must lick each others dicks, and be faggoty ass pimps.
After joining you have to kill yourself the next day.
you can only listen to shitty meme music and eat pineapple on pizza
Is this right?

>>725449488
>>725449655
>>725450055
>>725450066
>>725450722
>>725451111
>>725451122
>>725451222
>>725451622
>>725451955
Our 10 commandments.

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>>725458788
It's a yolo cult