Rate my burger faggots > ground beef w/ egg, salt and pepper,

9/10

you already know that last point was because you didnt put an egg in the burger. show some hustle next time

>>725443300

Trip dubs of truth. I will never make that mistake again.

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>>725443180
greasy/10

Sloppy retard shit. 4/10 for the brie alone. Tweet that picture to Gordon Ramsay, I wanna see him tear you a new asshole for this.

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>>725443445

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>>725443180

tweet it to Gordon Ramsay and post results
https://twitter.com/GordonRamsay

>>725443180
Didn't toast the bun so it got soggy. Fucking fag

Why does the meat look like your mother's vulva

>>725443180
Disgusting.

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>>725443180
I have pizza if I can crash with you for a few

>>725443867

Don't have a twitter. Have an IG

>>725444048

Bun is grilled.

>>725444188

Because like my moms vagina, this meat is tender and flavorful. Love comes in all forms anon.

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I'll just leave these here

>>725443180
>Baconaise
Wrong
>Not toasted bun
Wrong
>Temp of center under 165 w/egg products mixed with bread
Wrong
>...Did you put the casing of the cheese on your burger?
Can't handle your shit son. What kind of fucking animal are you? How have you not gotten salmonella and died of rectal bleeding yet? Of all the fucking flavors fucking baconaise as your condiment of choice? My fucking word

>>725443180
Eghh thats fucking raw

> ground beef w/ egg, salt and pepper, panko, garlic, Dijon, and worcestershire

0/10 Way to put fucking meatloaf on bun.

I prefer my burgers cooked.

>>725445220
Hey, I like meatloaf faggot

"how would you like that cooked?"

anyone who says "well done" is inbred

Diarrhea/10

>>725445118
Not OP, but because unlike you maybe he doesn't have the stomach of a quibbling bitch. Jesus what's with everyone complaining about food these days. It's like we need another depression so all you eat is oats for 3 years then maybe you wouldn't take OP's delicious meal for granted

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>>725445118
>>725445176

I like my burgers with a pink in the middle. It's the only way to fly with 80% lean. Sorry I don't like overcooked hockey pucks like that fat cunt Trump.

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>>725446192
>also OP

>>725443180
>>725443300
^ basically this for the same reason

9/10

>>725446192
Ughh whats the point in eating raw meat, are you fucking stupid? the fucking cavemen discovered fire so you can warm the raw meat just a bit? fuck you

>>725446881

and clearly some cavemen never figured out much past that

>>725446881

I like eating raw meat

>>725443180
Why the fuck is it raw? Are you blind?

>>725447357
>>725447424
At least they knew that MEAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EATEN COOKED, NOT RAW, A CAVEMAN IS SMARTER THAN YOU

>>725447639
>>725447892

"my senile grandmother told me that anything other than hockey-puck-burgers will kill you."

RIP flavor
RIP texture

>>725446881
>>725447892

Prbly samefag. Go eat some chicken tendies faggot. Pretty hard to undercook those.

>>725448393
Its clear that both posts were made by me you idiot, that is not samefag, you faggots should start sucking dick, since you love raw meat so much

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>>725446142
>>725446192
>You niggers are both wrong.
It's wrong not because of the rarity of the meat, but because you used uncooked egg product with a bread product in a red plasmid based meat. The temperature determines the ability to kill of bacteria that could potentially become fatal.

Are you faggots keeping up or do I have to pump the breaks for you to understand?

You don't need two thickeners inside a meat unless you're making a meatloaf, meatball, or generally meat you want to remain tough enough to remain solid under long periods of cooking.

You put this shit in a skillet and seared it.Aren't you the faggot who just said you like your meat red? Yeah? Then WHY the FUCK would you want it tough like it's cooked well done with a semi firm center? Savage.

next time don't be a silly fucking sausage and just separate your egg whites from the yolks, mix, S&P, sear-sear, server Rare like a real fucking man would do. Save the yolks and make a hollandaise or just stick them straight up your ass because of how much of a huge faggot you really are.

>>725445381
i do, too, but i don't pretend a meatloaf or a meatball is a fucking burger. looks good otherwise

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>>725443180
That looks really good, like the way you cooked it. How was it?

>>725446142
why even be in a thread if you're just going to be a bitch and congratulate everything like it's an achievement. You're the reason why children have cell phones and we can't hit the little fucks in public anymore.

>>725443180
live parasite/10

>>725443180
That's not a burger. It's a meatloaf sandwich. Learn the difference.

>>725443180
It's raw...fuck eating that shit

Think this is how Hemingway preferred his burgers. 8/10

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>>725450010
>Burgers pink and juicy.

All these hockey puck burger loving fags need to GTFO. Go back to your tendies and Kylo Renn shaped Mac and Cheese.

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men can eat meat the way it was meant to be eaten, rare or blue rare.

neumales and other cuck'd faggots prefer fully burnt hockey pucks.

0/10 Coryfuckincarter

>>725450851
Enjoy e. coli...

>>725451430

Only pussies and libcucks catch things like e. Coli. Men shake that shit off

>>725443180
Why brie? Try gruyere

>>725443180
>brioche bun
When will this meme end? Those buns can't stand up to manly levels of burger.

>>725443180
Let's just forget the fact that you've obviously used some cheap shit when it comes to the meat, so leaving that thing uncooked like that with such cheap meat is fucking retarded.

>brioche bun
Fuck your shit that ain't no brioche, that's some dollar packaged buns you've got there looking at how damn thin that bun is all squished and soaked up that nasty ass grease. If you had at LEAST toasted the buns, it'd be salvageable, but you're too fucking stupid to have thought of that.

>thick cut bacon
That shit ain't gonna matter with what amounts to some cheap as shit you have there. On top of that, it's going to destroy the flow of the flavors you've already dumped into that beef you cooked up you dunderhead! Seriously? Egg, salt, pepper, panko, garlic, dijon, worcestershire, and, AND fucking bacon on top of all that, not to include that grease soaked onions? You disgust me.

>crispy onions
Speaking of onions, that shit looks terrible. That can't be crispy on account of all that grease shithead. Do you even know how to properly balance food out at all? Consider what you're going to put into your food and think how to make sure you're not holding what accounts to a fucking zit in a bun, you dumbass.

>baconnaise
My god. You are truly a fucking moron. You think that baconnaise is going to be the grand topper of all this? Like we get to the bottom of that grease soaked, poorly made burger and think "Holy shit, this guy put BACONNAISE on this shit! Halle-fucking-lujah !"

HEY.

MORON.

YOU ALREADY PUT BACON ON IT SO THAT'S NOT NEEDED.

My god. You have absolutely no taste. The only saving grace was you used... wait. Brie Cheese? You fucking used Brie. BRIE?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND?! That cheese alone would drown out all the flavors you shoved inside that lard drenched monstrosity you're holding.

You are a terrible human being with no taste.

>>725452492

OP here. Meh. It tasted good to me. Should've put the egg on it though.

>>725443180
Stick to things you know how to do, like sucking cock.

>>725452492

You must be really fun at the company barbeque

>>725445220
To be fair though, a good meatloaf sandwich is pretty much just as good.

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>>725443180

>>725443180
Ground beef shouldn't be rare, it's gonna get you sick.

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I’M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

>>725452716
I should've also pointed out, don't make your beef rare, especially if you're cooking and you're not a professional. You can get some nasty shits doing that, especially with cooking egg into it. Eesh.

Look, next time, consider what you're putting on your food in a BALANCED form. If you're using something like bacon, think again on other items as it could turn your decent burger into a handful of grease and terrible aches.

You cooking up bacon there? Maybe consider NOT using baconnaise, as you're already getting bacon flavor.

Cheap buns? Toast that shit. Good buns? Eh, toasting may still be good, but consider a good sauce that would compliment the thickness of the bun, texture, and what you're cooking the burger in.

Egg isn't a fav of mine, but I know you should NOT cook that into meat unless you need it for binding it in a mixture, like meatloaf as a quick example. Egg on top though, that's good. Especially with bacon. My brother likes his egg with runny yolk, just his preference.

Don't overpower your burger meat with all that stuff unless you know what you're doing. Simple seasonings should work, like pepper and salt by itself. I sometimes like to use garlic seasoning mixed in with some sauteed onions and mushrooms topped on top.

Swiss would have been a better cheese here, much lighter and wouldn't drown things out.

>>725452900
HEY HEY HEY. I just LOVE hamburgers, okay?

>>725453032
I like cooking my meatloaf with some bbq sauce mixed in, along with a little chopped garlic into the meat.

>>725452900
Who let the edgelord in?

>>725448902
>>725446192
>>725443180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aoTr9CbHew

>>725453930
>Swiss would have been a better cheese here, much lighter and wouldn't drown things out.
>I like cooking my meatloaf with some bbq sauce mixed in, along with a little chopped garlic into the meat.
Mmm. Dunno what the other anon's on about, I'd invite you to my cookout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Y-pJDgJT8

Get fucked 'murikans.

Anons! Making burgers for a party...can someone give me a simple recipe but one that would make delicious burgers??

>>725443300
Eggs on burgers are so overrated and outplayed. It's almost the same as putting sriracha on everything,

>>725443180
looks tasty. just like a nice juicy cock

>>725443180
gay/10

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That's cute op, but check out this bountiful feast my gf just made me. And yes, that is home grown sweet corn from her dads garden. She also made gooseberry pie for dessert.

Stay jelly virgins.

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>>725454857

>>725454277
This is why the Brits lost their empire. What a bunch of limp-wristed pansies.

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OP here rate some of my other creations...

Mac and cheese waffles

>>725455585
Not bad op... I would allow you to prepare my meals.

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More OP cooking shenanigans. Porkchops and veggies. I fucking love sweet potatoes and brussel sprouts for some reason

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OP. There was also this time I flash fried spam. I was wheezing after that one.

>>725455585
>>725455724
These actually look better. I take back some of my shitposting.

>>725454857
>eating at the table with an italian
>he tells me about his trip to US
>he hated how they mix sweet with any food

Can't blame him

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Another one from OP. It's weird how many pictures of food there on my phone.

Ranchero Flap Steak and Chorizo Seco. There is only shit tier Mexican where I live (from SD orginally) so I've taken upon myself

>>725443180
How fat are you?

>>725456398
How do I learn how to cook? About a month ago I knew nothing... I pretty much lived off of cold sandwiches, restaurant prepared or frozen meals. I have since learned to make grilled cheese sandwiches, eggs, and quesadillas, but that's about it...

>>725454857
Looks dang, dog. Give your girl a firm pat on the ass for me - she's earned it.

>>725456765

6'2" and 200 pounds. Married to a babe too.

>>725456781
Op's advice. Get some ingredients and follow a recipe. Invest in some decent cookware. Knives should be the #1 thing you spend your money

>>725455101
Edgy

>>725456360
Agreed.

>>725456873
Dank? Just did, she giggled and told me to quit. I think in going to chase her down and give her a wedgie now

>>725455101
what hapened to this poor dogger? he looks unwell
story sauce???

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>>725457057
>trying to impress strangers on the internet

>>725457378

I think it was chocolate if I recall

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>>725457378
op made him dinner

>>725457686
If that´s chocolate, he's beyond fucked.

>>725457756
did he died

>>725443180
>ground beef w/ egg, salt and pepper, panko, garlic, Dijon, and worcestershire
meat loaf
>> brioche bun
does not belong on a burger
>> thick cut bacon
ok?
>> Brie cheese
soft cheeses should be stuffed between the meat
>> crispy onions
this isnt a caserole
>> baconnaise
hipster hamplanet bullshit

>>725454857
Where is the vegetable.
Where is the dietary fiber.
>Fuck that colon cancer inducing meal.

>>725446419
literally looks like you shit on a bun an put bacon on top.

>>725443180
its raw you fucking dick

>>725456398
It's not weird that they're there, it's weird that you're taking them.

>>725457270
lol yes,meant dank - but am kind of dank and didn't notice the typo. Do it!

>>725459098
You're an idiot.

>>725460159
that was an unnecessarily hurtful thing to say

>>725443180
1. It's not done
2. Looks dry lieyousear pressed or flipped more than once
3 Regardless of how good it may be, it's not a true burger. It's a mini meatloaf on a bun

>>725443180
>rare ground meat
enterotoxigenic ecoli/10

>>725443180
looks like absolute shit, kill yourself and go to bed

>>725443180
>Rate my burger faggots
as faggy as you

>>725462230
Could you at least suggest maybe one more spice I could throw in, maybe excluding bleach, battery acid and all that clever stuff.

>>725462502
period blood. gives it a nice bitter twang that compliments the cheese perfectly