Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claiming best girl
>>725433423
Nothing stronger? Kinda disappointed..
Claim
Still here and hi sono
I love Kumiko!
Claiming mine. All other "waifus" are trash.
>>725433268
>>725433746
I'm doing okay myself. Being bored.
>>725433911
saved
>>725433962
Fight me she's mine
>>725433930
Ah. What do you like to do for fun?
Well... time to pull out some more pics...
Multi-track drifto!
>>725434316
Well sure... if you want to get drilled in your hole you can have Kurumi. That girl is freaking insane, keep her away from me. Newfag out.
>>725434417
Not my proudest fap.
>>725434428
Hell no.
>>725434428
nice feet
Death to the boats!
Viva la Resistance!
>>725434013
I won't. I'll just masturbate to her.
>>725434135
I don't have fun~
>>725434416
Have fun with a boring girl
>>725434428
Nice paws
when lucoa will always be mine
カラミチーマス
>>725434583
Wow ok rude.
>>725434716
nice rem would have been my second choice
And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming
>>725432788
>>725434716
The one I had tonight came with smoked almonds, a cinammon bun, bread sticks, patriotic sugar cookies, coffee, and orange drink.
The bun was acceptable, but really everything other than the cookies and pesto was pretty garbage. Haven't tried the coffee yet.
Don't forget that tomorrow is pi day guys.
>>725434417
1% evil
99% eyelashes
>>725434971
True.
>>725434861
MREs are fun when you want to try something for the hell of it. There's a lot of garbage for sure though. What exactly would a patriotic sugar cookie be? Red, white, and blue?
>>725434971
it's also White Day tomorrow
>>725434583
That's not true there has to be something.
Claimed
>>725435309
i have MRE's in my closet that are older than i am, fresh and edible
>>725434718
You're the one posting lewds.
>>725435389
Video games are fine i guess
>>725435309
>patriotic sugar cookie
Made with extra freedom.
>>725435595
I have clothes in my closet.
Sorry I'll get out.
>>725435309
Yeah the chicken pesto with cheese was pretty nice while it was warm but you can't mess around too long or else it loses most of its appeal.
The drink is crap.
Most of the 1,300 calories is supplied via junk. It feels really quite filling, but eating the entree is only something like 400 calories max. Not too shabby if you're on a diet and want to feel full for an hour (or four).
It's $3 for an entree plus $1.50 for a heater. The MRE pouch can be reused over and over. Great for a camping trip, which sadly won't be happening until tomorrow. Can't wait.
>>725435710
>You're the one posting lewds.
Doesn't matter, she isn't real.
Hello everyone.
>juvia claimed
>>725435309
Also patriotic sugar cookies are just labeled that way. nothing special
>misaki
>>725435710
Which ones do you like?
>>725435595
That's the beauty of them, the bad ones taste just as bad as they did on day one, and maybe you luck out with a good one when it's time to bust one open. Oldest MRE anything I tried was a Congo bar from the 80s. Interesting texture, terrible taste.
>>725435736
The fat man in me salutes these cookies.
Ok screw this I'm out.
>>725435736
Dont they stop u up?
>>725435827
I can still masturbate to her.
>>725436006
RPG's are cool I guess. I don't play vidya too often though
>>725436033
mine are from the early 90's, the beef stroganoff isn't half bad, but the pork chops are rough
>>725434811
Heretic
>>725434861
The older MRE's are the better ones from what I've seen. Usually contains a whole bunch, but always has cigars, beverage mixes and toilet paper.
>>725436227
There isn't anything you do on a an almost daily basis that you enjoy?
>>725436394
Hmm... not really, no.
>>725435804
Sounds about right, the gatorade substitute and the lemonade are alright, they do the job, but could be a lot worse. They do the job though, calorie dense and nutrient dense for a physically small portion.
Are you gonna be camping solo, or with friends? Glad to hear you decided to get out and about.
>>725435842
Day 1 is getting closer and closer. How's your evening?
>>725436255
Salisbury steak is a tough sell too. Haven't tried the stroganoff though.
>>725436059
Death to the boats!
>>725436795
Indeed it does.
Play in games are tomorrow. Well 2 of them anyway.
My evening is good, just going over some stuff about the tournament.
How about yours?
>>725436795
stroganoff just looks like mashed up bits of cow and wheat, but it tastes decent enough when you're in the middle of the woods in northern minnesota
>>725436316
I never found one with cigars. I guess the surplus joints don't want to be responsible for that.
>>725436795
I have to disagree, I don't think the orange substitute could be much worse lol :(
Going out with friends. The highschoolers are going to be joining us for the night. Not certain how much freedom we'll have to roam about on our own.
>>725436608
you look cute.
who was your previous claim, anon?
>>725436608
What do you do? Work or school?
>>725436894
Ahah yes
Kill me
>>725437358
Ok!
How're you dm?
>>725437345
Doesn't matter~
>>725437351
Neither.
>>725437570
So neet?
>>725436995
Oh crap, forgot about those. I'll probably follow the box score to see what happens. Evening here isn't too bad, helping a couple of people fix up their job resumes and providing some interview pointers.
>>725437181
Yeah, simple is best in places like that. The campfire and atmosphere take care of the rest.
Campfire ramen with beef jerky and the dried vegetable packet is a nice creature comfort out in the middle of nowhere too.
>>725437335
Shit tastes 100x better when you're dehydrated where it actually turns a bit sweet. If you're fine with fluid intake, it's eh.
Sounds like you gotta chaperone the highschoolers, but it's better than nothing I suppose.
I just noticed i seem to get along well with a majority of the boat claimers. What an unpleasant realisation.
>>725437335
Usually they are really good cigars with matches that don't suck.
>>725437849
I just get a kick out of watching the two 16 seeds play. It's pretty fun.
I see. What kind of jobs are they applying for?
>>725437849
we usually get a smoked fish for trail food day one, so we at least start in a good mood
also, that poor Ferrari
:o it came in today
>>725437530
>dm
Wait, do I know you?
>>725438517
Yes
>>725438517
Stupid crayon eater.
>>725438174
Hello cutie
Did your Ui figure come today?
>>725438174
by "it", do you mean me?
>>725437698
Yep.
>>725438042
Yeah, they got nothing to lose, and a shot at making some noise. They're probably the only play-in games of any sport I'll actually sit down and watch without knowing anything about the teams.
One is going to interview at a grocery market, the other is overhauling the resume to start the job hunt in earnest since he's leaving his current position. Both wanted honest feedback from my side of the fence, so I'm more than happy to help.
>>725438112
Smoked salmon sounds pretty good right about now. Trail food here can be tricky sometimes because of the heat and humidity, but there's always the option to carry a fishing rod and catch something fresh that night...or go hungry trying.
That Ferrari is a true itasha. Italian, and also painful to the wallet, and to many, painful to behold.
>>725438174
Sounds like it was something good.
>>725438915
hi Cutevia
Yuuuup :o
It's pretty cute
gimme a sec to take a good pic
>>725438945
nooo. I mean a pvc figure.
>>725439109
yup yup yup
>>725438696
Shizu pls
You know I can't namesync on mobile
Well, I'll be shooting with a grenade launcher tomorrow, so I'm pretty hyped right now. How about you?
>>725438813
You didn't answer my question yesterday
>>725439098
Me too. Do you just watch things on the internet?
>>725439109
Honestly it's the only game a 16 has ever won in the tournament.
Sounds like some simple jobs, at least grocery market is to me.
You're probably the most helpful person here honestly.
>>725439160
Yes! Finally, I've been waiting to see it.
I assume you're happy then?
>>725439234
That's half the fun, silly.
Oh nice. That sounds like a good time.
I'm not great. My Mom's in the hospital, no it's nothing major, and it's mostly taken care of already, but still. Having someone you love in the hospital is worse than not.
>>725439492
Yea, stuff like that.
>>725437849
Pretty much, yeah.
Anything else happening?
>>725437903
What do you mean, "boat"?
>>725437958
I just smoke swishers like a trucker
>>725439109
there's a market chain in MN called Lunds & Byerly's, they make a pretty kick-ass brown sugar glazed smoked trout, it's always gone by the time we make camp on day one
>don't know that word
>ask the almighty google
>first image my eyes fall on is my own car
my poor soul
>>725439160
be happy your waifu has one
>>725439714
Any favorites?
>>725439736
Whatever suits you.
>>725439736
Kantai Collection.
All the girls are actually boats, primarily from WW2
>>725439579
I know, I have been too
It is pretty cute, really happy.
>>725439820
I am :o
also! the FLCL manga isn't half bad. Really weird art style though
>>725439949
Not really.
>>725440099
Heresy boat time. This means you must kill me
>>725438813
Seriously though.
Why do you like worst girl.
It seems your tastes are for worst girl
>Homura
Worst girl
>Miku
Worst girl
>Raphi
Worst girl
Is this why you switch so much? Because Worst Girl leaves you unsatisfied?
>>725439820
You have a shit waifu
>>725439601
Shizu why must you bully me
Hopefully, there's a storm tomorrow. Might hinder my fun
I know the feeling, you just want your loved one to get away from there as fast as possible. If it's nothing major it shouldn't be too much to worry about.
>>725440192
It's down right adorable!
Makes me kind of want one.
I'm sure you're very happy.
Anything else happen today?
>>725440403
>Homura worst
Madoka*
>Miku
I'll agree here
>Raphi
Nah that's Satania
>>725440319
How old are you? If you don't mind my asking.
>>725439579
Yeah, I don't see a 16 winning in round 1. Isn't there some ridiculous 0-120something losing record for 16 seeds?
The work is simple, but just a stepping stone for them while they look for something that pays more. Those bigger gigs are the ones where the job hunt and interviewing game have to be on point. Taking time out to help some people from here is nice, especially when you see things starting to turn in the right direction for someone.
>>725439736
Survived today, wasn't quite as hectic, but I definitely had to lean heavily on the Spanish with a bunch of customers for a good couple of hours without much of a break.
Aside from that...more document shredding in the file cabinet right now.
>>725439820
It's been ages since I've had a good smoked trout. The ones around here are too expensive to be worth it. I don't mind smoking or broiling my own fish though, maple syrup also makes for a tasty glaze too.
Itasha are a strange sight in person, there was a DBZ one passing through over the weekend. It would look right at home with all of the ghetto cars on 20 inch rims with Marvel/DC/etc. paint jobs that are around in South Dallas.
>>725440388
Death to the boats!
>>725440412
Because i'm a bully.
You mean isn't? Is it going to be using live ammo?
Yeah pretty much. Try as i might to not worry, there's still that small bit that's on it. Oh well. Should be out tomorrow.
from the last thread...moar?
>>725440192
Hey yui
>>725440690
sekrit documents?
>>725440575
No one asked you.
But your taste is pretty shit, considering your waifu is Saber.
>>725440674
20's
>>725440403
at least i have an waifu
>>725440690
i'll send you one sometime, they're like $15 for the whole fillet
at least the ricers here have more class than that
>>725440841
chara pls
>>725440690
Houki looks like she's gonna beat the shit out of Cecilia
>>725440767
You can't bully shitposts.
I wish it was live ammo, M203 ammo is pretty expensive.
>>725441073
Says the one hiding behind anonymity. Too afraid to show their waifu
>>725441111
I do but my internet is being a double nigger so I can't post her
>>725441099
Well is there anything you like at all? I mean besides your waifu.
>>725440531
you should get one
Nope, that's about it really.
>>725440970
hi misaki
>>725441194
I don't bully shitposts, i bully you. :^)
Yeah, that's what i figured, but then it's probably good to give you at least one shot of live ammo to learn with so you don't get a little shellshock the first time you actually need to use it.
>>725441331
Stolen
>>725441430
nope fuck off mister jew
>>725441329
Oh, i'm sure i could think of something. Doesn't really matter
>>725441533
It may not matter but I don't have any idea what I should talk to you about.
>>725440690
That's correct. I think the exact number is 0-126. The best shot the 16's have this year is either South Dakota State or NC Central. And even then the odds are slim
I would imagine it's very rrewarding, i mean the most help I'll ever be is around this time of year
>>725441331
I'd have to get a Juvia one before that.
One day though
Really nothing else?
>>725441427
But I became a shitpost while you left :^)
Eh, I did get shellshock from shooting the Carl-Gustav. I wasn't close enough to the shooter while I was his loader, it hits like a truck
>>725440970
Mostly old tax returns, investment documents, and other things that are collecting dust that I don't need anymore. Gotta free up some space.
>>725441111
Quads confirm. I'll have to take you up on that offer sometime. There's not many ricers here, it's more about big trucks and giant rims around here, though there's a couple of drag racing strips on the outlying areas of the city.
>>725440192
Making the waifu proud. Nice collection.
>>725441137
I'd be just as pissed too if my food got turned into weapons grade poison by the UK.
>>725441748
Neither do I. Talking to someone else would most likely be more productive.
these threads are ruining 4chan
>>725437903
Do you really? Are you forgetting the milion boats that dwell on telegram?
>>725441430
Shekelstein belongs to me.
>>725441942
Ehh. It's about the same for them too. >>725442064
Good. That has been the goal all along.
>>725442064
Do you honestly believe that these threads are single-handedly ruining 4chan?
>>725441935
why do i keep getting quads what fuk
there's only a handful of ricers here, it's mostly trucks around here too, but at least the ricers accept me as one of their own. speaking of which, I got in a race with an FRS the other day, it was a tie
>>725441331
What's up?
>>725441935
Sorry if I drop off here. Getting ready for the night.
>>725441935
Gif confirms.
Doing well?
>>725441867
Just because you're a dirty heretic and a boat doesn't mean you're a shitpost. Just shit.
Oh yeah i bet the shock from one of those could knock you on your ass pretty good.
>>725442085
Boat CLAIMERS.
If they're on telegram, they're probably not claiming. But even then, i knew a few people who have stopped bothering coming to the thread, and i get along well with them too.
Damn boats.
>>725442095
Shekel-bot I thought I told you to catch waifus!
>>725442541
Mine!
>>725441257
Not my fault my internet is being a double nigger and I can't post pics.
Hell it takes like 10-15 minutes to post without a pic
>>725441816
Looked into Juvia figures, there is only really one. It's a little lewd, but it looks nice. It'd be a little too expensive for me to get, but I think they look worth it.
Nope
>>725441935
:)
Thank you.
>>725442177
Oh well.
Test to see if my internet is still being a double nigger
>>725442550
Shizu pls
The bullying only makes me like you more :^)
Hey, maybe getting along with boats is all a conspiracy to make you switch
How's it going everyone?
>>725442922
Oh fuck you
Now you start working?!
Took you long enough
>>725442922
I need this hat to go along with my MAGA hat
>>725442842
Do you like spooky stuff?
>>725442272
Oi, you almost got another there. Isn't the FRS the same as a Toyota 86? Shit must've been fun, was it a long race?
>>725441816
>0-126
Being a 16 is suffering. But like you said, they're playing with house money, so it's more about the experience I'm sure.
You see the same people on the way up that you see on the way down- it's just general civility and being good to people. Opens a lot of unexpected doors when you aren't expecting it too. In a good way.
>>725442541
It's all good, take it easy and enjoy the trip.
>>725442546
Yep, days keep on flying by, just enjoying the ride for what it is right now. It's warming up here, so it'll be time to till the dirt and plant another vegetable garden soon.
>>725443266
Yes.
>>725442976
That's fine.
Having your trust just makes it easier to kill the boats :^)
But no. No boats here. There's better places to find a waifu than a game where they have a handful of text and a handful of dialog for each.
I prefer my waifus to have a book-worth of text detailing their character.
>>725442541
nothing much :o
>>725443313
yea, and the BRZ, which is what I have, we went for about 3 miles down a main boulevard in my city before we got to where i needed to turn off to go home, were doing 90+ most of the way
>>725443434
What do you consider spooky?
>>725443309
https://youtu.be/bRu__STzDs0
>>725443590
Welcome back to thread
>>725443693
new phone who is this
>>725443647
Something that unnerves me, has good atmosphere to it, creeps me out. I don't get scared too easily anymore sadly.
>>725443309
yum spaghet hehe
>>725443455
You say that but you wouldn't be able to pull the trigger
You like us too much :^)
Shizu stop making sense, this is a waifu thread not 9gag
>>725443895
I've been watching some hp love craft movies but some of those can be pretty cheesy.
>>725443818
Poorfag
>>725441257
>>725442797
Okay, you slut.
Pic related is my waifu.
Since you have shit tastes and obviously don't know who she is, its Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. I forget which episode but one she dives into a Laughing Man chatroom and this was her avatar
>>725443590
>BRZ
>Boxer engine
>don'tbully
Yeah, it took me this long to make the connection. That sounded like it was a lot of fun though, 3 miles is a good stretch.
>>725442798
I could afford figures of mine, but wouldn't have a good spot for them. Since I have to be a bit less overt, I have to connect with the waifu in other ways. How much was the latest figure?
>>725443010
Ayy Yuuki. How's the ceiling over there?
>Captcha is a couple of streets that I know the exact location and scenery of
Shit is getting too real.
>>725444086
That guy seems pretty cool. Haven't really read any of his work though.
>>725442798
Is it this one?
>
Cause i don't mind the lewdneds of it.
>>725443313
Most likely, i mean some 16 have came close. I know way back when Princeton almost beat Georgetown but lost by like 1 or 2. FGCU was only down by 1 at the half to UNC but ultimately lost.
I'm sure plenty of people would really miss you if you ever decide to leave.
>me included
Who remembers when /waifu/ had good tastes?
>>725443981
I'm a stone cold killer, little bote. Don't even worry about that.
And why do i need to do that? I know a good number of people don't bother being sensical, but i pride myself on being a fairly reasonable individual.
>>725444282
Maybe look into it. They are more about that sense of dread feeling.
>>725444195
don't remember you, sorry, also not back for good, was just looking for someone
>>725444278
>trying to bully the perfect engine layout
A for effort
was fun though, I saw him go across an intersection i was waiting to turn at, then he got caught up at another light so i caught up to him. at one point we were both flat out and pretty much side by side with no one gaining at all, it was pretty funny
>>725444507
lol edgy lmao
Shizu pls
You need to let go, become one with the shitpost
>>725443313
Meanwhile it's discount Summer for us here. Graduation comes in 3 months it's going really fast.
>>725444207
Nope I've seen the anime and the movie I know who she is I just didn't know who you were. Good taste.
>>725444792
Who were you looking for? Karme or Mako?
>>725443671
It's been a year
>>725443981
Just another heretic who dis
>>725444512
Ah, that's pretty cool.
I should probably go to bed now. Goodnight.
>>725445095
Goodnight
>>725444278
I see. I don't really have anywhere special to put them, like a glass case or anything, I just keep them on my desk.
It was $40, it was $70 before, but I jumped on it.
>>725444323
yup, it'd be a little too lewd for me.
Still the cost is too much for me atleast. Not right now.