[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

I'm on patrol in this sector, and I've detected a distress

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 286
Thread images: 127

File: 00.jpg (1MB, 1280x1812px) Image search: [Google]
00.jpg
1MB, 1280x1812px
I'm on patrol in this sector, and I've detected a distress beacon in this vicinity. May I be of assistance?

It is a cruel, unforgiving world out there, but you needn't go it alone. You have backup. Let us strategize as cleverly as possible, so that today's troubles become tomorrow's conquest.

For the Glory of Anonkind, I ask you: what is on your mind?
>>
Should I buy your game? Are you worth $60? Are you fun, or just a nice butt?
>>
Evening Madam!
Reporting for duty.

-phi
>>
File: 01.png (857KB, 850x1269px) Image search: [Google]
01.png
857KB, 850x1269px
>>725430408
In the words of the creator himself:

"Don't expect much from this game".

I personally think it'll be a harrowing, emotional masterpiece. Beats the Switch anyday *shrugs*

>>725430537
Good evening Phi. I'm glad you found the thread!
>>
>>725430629
I'm glad too. How have you been doing?

-phi
>>
File: e1624acb7020f00b4c92f1ff7a422184.jpg (668KB, 1004x1417px) Image search: [Google]
e1624acb7020f00b4c92f1ff7a422184.jpg
668KB, 1004x1417px
>>725430782
Still at work, making up for the weekend. But otherwise doing well and getting by, as per usual. How about yourself?

You never really did tell me how your bowling night panned out.
>>
>>725430311
Those clothes don't seem especially practical for combat.
>>
File: 1488852827315.jpg (76KB, 280x794px) Image search: [Google]
1488852827315.jpg
76KB, 280x794px
>>725430971
What are you talking about? They allow me several degrees of freedom in movement. They're perfect for combat, not to mention stylish as all hell.

Perhaps you'd prefer something more like this?
>>
>>725430908
I though I did...perhaps in an email or something...

It went fairly well. I never really think to go bowling but I had fun. Was able to talk with all the strangers rather comfortably. All in all pretty fun, left me too late for your games night I fear.

-phi
>>
You're taking a shift this evening?
>>
>>725430311

Okay, I was pretty sure that you were the one from the Reimu threads, but I stood by until further notice

I didn't want to make a fool out of myself

How is everyone doing?

-Sweet Roll
>>
>>725431214
Not bad. How's are favourite pastry?

-phi
>>
File: 02.png (1MB, 1000x1431px) Image search: [Google]
02.png
1MB, 1000x1431px
>>725431172
Oh, did you respond already? Great! I have something to look forward to once I get home.

And that's alright; your social triumph was well worth it. Catch the next one if you can.

>>725431177
Holding out for Reimu.

>>725431214
Thank you for the reinforcements. Good to have you, Sweet Roll
>>
>>725431134
No, I'd prefer something like practical combat gear. Even if you don't need any armor or protection from your clothing, typical athletic wear would be better than a minidress.
>>
>>725431400
I'll be sure to. Will you be on Steam later tonight?

-phi
>>
>>725431263

>are

I'm okay

Honestly trying to hold back a snarky remark about grammar

-Sweet Roll
>>
>>725431504
I don't know...I'd fight in a mini dress.

-phi
>>
File: c35.jpg (111KB, 934x1200px) Image search: [Google]
c35.jpg
111KB, 934x1200px
>>725431504
I have this as well. A bit more bulky than I'd care for, but it would certainly offer a touch more of protection.

>>725431534
I'm sorry, not tonight. I'll most likely be going after this thread and staying at work for a few more hours.
>>
>>725431599
Eh, I have the worst spelling and grammar of the entire shrine, just go for it.

-phi
>>
File: Fabio Filthy.jpg (24KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
Fabio Filthy.jpg
24KB, 400x400px
So this is a thing now? Cool.
>>
>>725431725
No need to apologise madam. I hope your work day goes on comfortable and ends with accomplishment. Your team never loses after all.

-phi
>>
File: 8ba.jpg (796KB, 1184x1240px) Image search: [Google]
8ba.jpg
796KB, 1184x1240px
>>725431676
Not yet. Most likely preoccupied with something. If she does start a thread, we abandon this one. Understood?

>>725431719
We might have other ideas for you.
>

>>725431834
At least for tonight. Noticed you in the Alice thread; thanks for dropping by.
>>
>>725431725
Describe to me a situation in which that armor makes more sense than typical armor that covers more of the body. Even if you're just going to freedom of movement, the extra bulk of having an armored skirt makes less sense than just having armored plating on your legs and groin.
>>
>>725430311
>For the Glory of Anonkind, I ask you: what is on your mind?
I'm currently pissed at greenmangaming because I purchased a code on Wednesday and have yet to get it. If I don't get it by tomorrow I'll get a refund and just pay the extra $10 on steam.
>>
>>725431774

Too late, it would have better if I said it first reply

A snarky observation would be meaningless now

-Sweet Roll
>>
>>725431939
I'd go ham in a maids dress...sword and all...I'll teach next class that way.

-phi
>>
File: 03.png (1015KB, 745x747px) Image search: [Google]
03.png
1015KB, 745x747px
>>725431936
Exactly right!

>>725431941
It does not look as pretty. There. Easy enough.

>>725431964
Mm, I saw that deal going around. I honestly didn't go for it out of caution; $10 isn't too much of a difference. Do they have a customer service number to contact by any chance?
>>
>>725431939
That was the plan. I think Vert said she'd be back tonight too, so even if Reimu ends up being too busy we should be fine.
>>
>>725432079
Fair enough. I guarantee I'll make like 17 more mistakes before the night is done.
-phi
>>
>>725431941
Nah. I'm still for the mini dress.

-phi
>>
>>725432192
>It does not look as pretty.
This should not be the priority of someone whose combat ability is relied on. If you fail in combat because of your negligence, you are disregarding your responsibilities. You were created for a reason.
>>
File: 04.jpg (231KB, 1240x1754px) Image search: [Google]
04.jpg
231KB, 1240x1754px
>>725432094
And film it much to the delight of your adoring community, correct?

>>725432201
Perfect. I hope she turns up soon. I've been a little worried about her to be honest. I'd like to at least know that she's okay.
>>
>>725432192
>Do they have a customer service number to contact by any chance?
I submitted a ticket and they said I'd get the code closer to the game's release. I've never had this issue with them before, I've always gotten the code that day or the next day.
>>
>>725432341
I mean...look at any rpg, stats don't matter as much as looks. Heck, some times aesthetic parts can be tactical.

-phi
>>
File: 05.png (965KB, 748x749px) Image search: [Google]
05.png
965KB, 748x749px
>>725432341
I never spoke of any priorities. And should I fail in combat, another will come to take my place in short order, you need not worry.

>>725432492
Vert. She appeared a bit stressed out last time I talked to her.

>>725432503
A valid point.
>>
>>725432392
Well of course. I'll whlear a mask from Venice to cover my face I teach children the grace in dismemberment.

-phi
>>
>>725432606
I mean...my teaching pants are arguably aesthetic, but they also hide my stance which gives me an advantage. Plus if the opponent is distracted by your legs it helps

-phi
>>
File: 06.jpg (207KB, 850x862px) Image search: [Google]
06.jpg
207KB, 850x862px
>>725432607
I'll loan you my tactical visor; there's nothing more that would inspire awe in your students than having a badass masked martial arts master for a teacher.
>>
>>725432503
Glamors are the endgame.

>>725432606
She did say she had a lot on, didn't she?
>>
File: nico nico wryy.jpg (27KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
nico nico wryy.jpg
27KB, 500x500px
>>725431939
I'm usually on these threads more often, but I have life problems, one of which I'm dealing with right now.

Gonna switch over to my main girl for the rest of the evening.
>>
>>725432503
>I mean...look at any rpg, stats don't matter as much as looks.
Yes, because I was clearly approaching the issue from the standpoint of game contrivances, not a practical real life assessment.
>>
>>725430311
Could this be, no, its impossible, a 2B thread?

Anyway, hello all

-Al
>>
File: 07.png (776KB, 701x1018px) Image search: [Google]
07.png
776KB, 701x1018px
>>725432811
Mhmm. She's quite the mysterious one, so maybe she wouldn't be up to talking about it so publicly.

All the same, her presence is a comfort.

>>725432824
What do you have going on right now?
>>
>>725432606
You don't need to worry about me, I'm stronger than I look and I'm quite sure you know that.
>>
>>725432792
....in a French maid outfit. Seems legit. Why wear my full outfit when I can do that. I'll be sure to get some tactical stockings to complete the look.

-phi
>>
>>725432811
True. Now if I wear a French maid outfit, what else do I need to complete the armour set?

- phi
>>
>>725433027
You're quite the mysterious one yourself.
>>
>>725432945
Howdy god, how's the free juice?

-phi
>>
>>725432945
*breathes a sigh of relief* I was waiting for your reinforcements. Good evening Al, thank you for finding the thread!

>>725433073
I never doubted you for a moment, ma'am. I'm happy to see you *salutes*

>>725433088
Don't forget the feather duster with tactical grip.
>>
oyyyyyy you made a thread nice !
to bad i saw it now . sadly i must go to bed
god sleepy and id love to sleep 2-3 hours before work
i wish you all good night and hope your all fine tonight
>>
>>725432915
I mean...I thing rpg is life....
Nah I'm just shit posting. How are you?

-phi
>>
>>725433141
Is it bunny ears? If the answer isn't bunny ears I'm giving up on this game.

>>725433183
Um, free.

>>725433216
You're lucky I saw you, I've been really busy with a paper and haven't had much time. I'll be significantly less active in these threads, but I will be here.

-Al
>>
>>725433073
Welcome vert.

-phi
>>
File: check this out.jpg (17KB, 539x528px) Image search: [Google]
check this out.jpg
17KB, 539x528px
>>725433027
Repairing the fragmented pieces of my life, getting back on track in school, being incredibly sarcastic to the friend who plunged me into this horrible depression and made me feel like a worthless human being.
>>
>>725433216
Ooh. Will that replace the sword or will I dual wield?

-phi
>>
>>725433246
Sleep well ed

-phi
>>
File: tumblr_oltq2tGbPZ1vkh7s8o1_1280.png (136KB, 664x645px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oltq2tGbPZ1vkh7s8o1_1280.png
136KB, 664x645px
>>725433179
I'm just a little shy. Really.

>>725433246
Thank you for at least dropping by to say goodnight, ed. I really do appreciate it. Have a good sleep, and excel in your shift.

>>725433328
Thank you for the support all the same. What is your paper on?
>>
>>725433216
I'm happy to see you, too. It's good to be back properly. You could have emailed me if you were that worried, you know.

>>725433388
Good evening! How are you?
>>
>>725433328
Bunny ears, I accept.

-phi
>>
File: download.jpg (8KB, 336x150px)
download.jpg
8KB, 336x150px
>>725430311
I'm Begging for Verdun, Mad Max, or Rocket League
https://steamcommunity.com/id/74ride74
>>
do you think burning some incense will draw out the shrine maiden? I'll light a stick just in case.
>>
>>725433518
A bit miffed/stressed, but overall well. How about you? Feeling better?

-phi
>>
>>725433532
Okay.

-phi
>>
>>725433513
The effect that Sweden under the leadership of Gustavus Adolphus had on the Thirty Years' War which also unfortunately must include some of the debates over whether or not this actually included a military revolution or not.

>>725433525
Good, is that it all that you're going to have, or do you need anything else?

-Al
>>
File: 08.jpg (352KB, 723x1024px) Image search: [Google]
08.jpg
352KB, 723x1024px
>>725433393
It appears someone is terribly busy. Still, good on you for getting it together. I do hope that maybe you'll choose your friends a little more wisely in the future, though.

>>725433440
Dual wield, of course!

>>725433518
You're absolutely right; that's something I keep procrastinating on. I'll see to it that I write you tonight.

Phi went through so much to get that email to me; the very least I can do is use it.
>>
>>725433831
That's quite the paper...

Well I don't know what to were for hands, legs or feet.

So far we have Bunny ears, maid outfit and a sword and feather duster.

-phi
>>
>>725433604
Things didn't go as I'd hoped, but my plans for the future are safe and that's all that matters to me.

>>725433838
Phi got that email to you? I posted it in the thread several times, you know!

Why are you procrastinating? I'm not that unapproachable am I?
>>
>>725433838
Perfect.

-phi
>>
File: 09.jpg (552KB, 850x1133px) Image search: [Google]
09.jpg
552KB, 850x1133px
>>725433581
I didn't see her in Alice's threads. I don't think she'll be making it tonight after all.

>>725433682
It really is. There's not much more to me, I'm afraid. What you see is what you get.

>>725433831
How...specific. Are you a history major or something, Al? You know an awful lot about these types of things.
>>
File: niconico.jpg (48KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
niconico.jpg
48KB, 500x500px
>>725433838
I'll be sure to be weary around girls like her.
>>
>>725434047
I'm glad. Hopefully my email wasn't too great an annoyance.

-phi
>>
>>725433993
I hear crocs are in with the kiddos
>>
>>725434158
Socks or not? See I was thinking platform heels but crocs.. what colour?

-phi
>>
File: tumblr_ocush4jX901qkg847o1_1280.png (843KB, 800x1035px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ocush4jX901qkg847o1_1280.png
843KB, 800x1035px
>>725434108
that's a shame. I hope she's well, this stick of white sage goes out to her <3
>>
>>725433831
>The effect that Sweden under the leadership of Gustavus Adolphus had on the Thirty Years' War
Can't you just hand in a Sabaton album and be done with it?

>>725433993
Thigh highs. It has to be thigh highs.

>>725434108
There's really nothing to you? I find that hard to believe, you must have some interests at least!
>>
File: ebi1b.jpg (24KB, 255x206px) Image search: [Google]
ebi1b.jpg
24KB, 255x206px
I'm kinda hungry for a snack but the store is a 10 minute walk away from my house and its 10 pm right now so its kinda cold. How do I deal with this unfair obstacle put before me by the cruelest of fiend called "life"?
>>
>>725434385
Is there no snacks in your house? Have you had a tall beverage?

-phi
>>
File: crocs770798_384481_lg[1].jpg (16KB, 235x174px) Image search: [Google]
crocs770798_384481_lg[1].jpg
16KB, 235x174px
>>725434239
What could possibly match a maid outfit and bunny ears - these maybe?

And definitely socks - foot health is vital for combat
>>
>>725434374
Thigh high socks or boots? Somebody already has me half sold on crocs...

-phi
>>
>>725433993

You need a maid hat, maybe one with a bow

It is a requirement

-Sweet Roll
>>
>>725434154
No, it helped a little. Sorry I didn't reply, I was far too caught up in things.
>>
>>725433993
You should wear geta for your footwear.

>>725434108
Nope, just studied a lot of military history. I'm actually hoping to get the paper peer reviewed and used in some things because I think it's a part of history that has not had enough studies done on it. I also think I have some relatively new ideas that might shed some light and make the reasons the Swedes joined the war a bit clearer. If I went back to college, I might get a history or philosophy major, but probably not, since both of those don't have very good job prospects in the current market, but yes, this is one of my biggest interest.

>>725434374
If only I could use Sabaton as a source, and I'm actually writing it to get it peer reviewed and submitted as an actual historical analysis, its something I'm doing on the side.

-Al
>>
File: 10.jpg (122KB, 690x1000px) Image search: [Google]
10.jpg
122KB, 690x1000px
>>725434047
He takes down important information for me like that. There's a reason why he is my capable assistant, after all.

And it's not that you're unapproachable, I promise. As I was hinting at with Maki, I'm just a little shy.

>>725434117
Please be sure to! If you need any advice on the matter, you can ask me or any other one of the Shrine members. We'll help you deal with those vixens.

>>725434345
You wouldn't happen to have anything Alice-scented, would you? It might draw her out.
>>
>>725434108
I'm not going to be around for the thread tonight, disappointingly. I do apologize. Thought I should let you know. I... am dealing with a sort of emergency at the moment and it isn't likely to be over in the next hour.
>>
File: 1461616991116.png (53KB, 199x260px) Image search: [Google]
1461616991116.png
53KB, 199x260px
>>725434505
Look man and/or ma'm, this isn't worth doing if you don't post pictures of cute anime girls as you do this. You really need to take this more seriously, besides if there were anything worth snacking on in my house I wouldn't be caught in this dilemma to begin with. I also practically only drink water for no specific reasons.
>>
>>725434345
>>725434745
Reimu worked late tonight, nothing is wrong. But it's true, she probably won't be around. Lemme apologize for her while I'm at it.
>>
>>725434577
Socks. Always socks.

>>725434645
>Not being able to use Sabaton as a source
What's even the point?
>>
File: tumblr_o9702pNRKF1smka5zo1_540.gif (36KB, 534x284px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_o9702pNRKF1smka5zo1_540.gif
36KB, 534x284px
>>725434745
w-what does Alice smell like? I don't want to think about burning her.
I only have white sage, lavender, some rosemary, aaaand... two specialty blends called Autumn Leaves and Creativity. I thought the cleansing smell was more befitting a shrine maiden.

>>725434909
ah, that's alright then! I'm glad she's well at the very least. and hopefully you, as well?
>>
>>725434508
Okay, I'm down.

-phi
>>
>>725434612
Not the bunny ears?

-phi
>>
>>725434909
No apology needed, life is life, work is work, if she needs time to do work, she can have it, we'll manage until she gets back.

>>725434972
I was listening to some Sabaton earlier though, if that's any consolation.

-Al
>>
>>725434637
Not a problem, I expected it was either busy or the video just wasted too much time.

-phi
>>
>>725434745
I can understand that, I'm very bad at interacting with people outside of here myself. I try my best to be approachable though.

>>725434909
Should I take the next shift, then?
>>
File: 11.jpg (771KB, 850x1133px) Image search: [Google]
11.jpg
771KB, 850x1133px
>>725434374
I'm a workaholic, for the most part. So my life is centered around my job and schooling. I'm sure nobody wants to hear about that. Even if they did, I can't talk in-depth about it.

But when I'm not putting in work, the closest things I have towards hobbies are reading and running, with the occasional night out with friends. Also, I'm trying my hand at poetry.

>>725434645
Military history? That's amazing. Hey, when you do get published, would you mind forwarding me a manuscript? I'd love to read it.

>>725434790
>>725434909
I understand. Take care of business, and good luck.
>>
>>725434645
Oohhhhh....not the rainbow crocs?

-phi
>>
>>725435245
>Bad at interacting outside of here
Really, you'd seem to be one of the most approachable people outside of these threads.

>>725435288
It still has quite a bit of work, its still in it's beginning stages, but if I do, I'll send it to you.

>>725435316
How about a compromise and we do rainbow geta?

-Al
>>
>>725435072
I'm fine, the emergency isn't my own...
>>725435245
*sigh*
If... she doesn't get back..
>>725435288
Thank you. Oh and uh... Thanks for making a thread. Really.
>>
>>725434745
Didn't you fire me though?

-phi
>>
>>725435316
>>725435479
One day they'll make crocs with wooden platforms - if we can't have jet packs, surely we can at least get that
>>
File: 12.png (760KB, 750x748px) Image search: [Google]
12.png
760KB, 750x748px
>>725435072
Hasn't she already been burned once before?

I need to stop.

>>725435245
You do a wonderful job, ma'am. It's something I need to overcome. Expect to hear from me soon, okay?

>>725435316
I forbid the use of rainbow crocs.
>>
File: 1487062898257.jpg (179KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1487062898257.jpg
179KB, 1280x720px
>>725434869
Hmmmmm...wear you most Gothic outfit then go to the store.

-phi
>>
>>725434972
What colour? And you sure we want socks over galaxy leggings?

-phi
>>
File: evening jrg.jpg (654KB, 1150x900px) Image search: [Google]
evening jrg.jpg
654KB, 1150x900px
Neat.
>>
>>725435495
nevertheless, I hope it all works out soon. please be alright.

>>725435582
...I'm going to burn another stick to cleanse that sin from my memory now.
>>
>>725435288
And your numerical piety I loom forward to.
-phi
>>
>>725435479
Done. Or do I want one geta one croc....

-phi
>>
>>725435101
That works. Sabaton is always good.

>>725435288
Ah, right, understandable. I'm in much the same place, where I can't talk about what I'm working on.

What kinda thing do you read? And how's the poetry going? Anything for us to read?
>>
File: 1481343590424.png (94KB, 255x257px) Image search: [Google]
1481343590424.png
94KB, 255x257px
>>725435607
What terrible advice, not only that but that picture is of a loli. Oh well I suppose I was the foolish one for expecting anything good from you.
>>
>>725435530
We can hope.

-phi
>>
File: 13.jpg (95KB, 850x505px) Image search: [Google]
13.jpg
95KB, 850x505px
>>725435479
*nods* I wouldn't ask this of you and give you nothing in return. I have an unpublished paper if you're interested. It's nothing too fancy; it was a project for a class. Just some computational neuroscience.

>>725435495
*tilts her head and smiles* My MWF wouldn't be complete without them. I had to see my friends.

>>725435509
I did? I fired quetz.
>>
>>725435582
It's okay, now it's rainbow geta.

-phi
>>
>>725435096

Both the bunny ears and the hat

The bunny ears are great, it would just be weird without the hat

-Sweet Roll
>>
>>725435814
If you ask anybody here they will agree with you.

-phi
>>
>>725435671
Good evening Info Broker. Glad you managed to find the thread. I hope it is a suitable replacement for Reimu's threads, at least for tonight.

>>725435691
Please do. I don't think all the incense in world could cleanse me of this shame, however.

>>725435717
You're the inspiration behind it! Don't forget that.
>>
>>725435671
hey mister dark coat, I don't think I've caught your name before. how are you doing?

>>725435857
...what kind of neuroscience, if it's not too prying to ask? you have my attention.
>>
>>725436001
>>725435814
confirmed
>>
>>725435857
Hmmm...maybe you didn't. For some reason I thought I was no longer employed....if I am I'm glad. Also here is your coffee.

-phi
>>
>>725435184
It was honestly how busy I was, sorry.

>>725435479
It might be surprising, but I'm actually kind of shy.

>>725435495
Then I'll wait and see.

>>725435582
I look forward to it, you're a person that I've definitely wanted to talk more to.
>>
>>725435883
So....am I tying up the ears with a bow or are they poking out from the hat?

-phi
>>
File: 1468387246433.jpg (63KB, 681x496px) Image search: [Google]
1468387246433.jpg
63KB, 681x496px
>>725436001
At least you're self-aware, although some would argue that even that is a flaw.
>>
>>725435809
Indeed they are. They're one of my favorite bands.

>>725435748
Cool, now what were the other things you needed?

>>725435857
Its fine, I might not even finish it any time soon, it could take a year or more with my schedule.

>>725436104
This might be surprising, but I'm not shy at all.

-Al
>>
>>725436045
Don't give me too much credit now, the ability and drive is all yours. I was just sort of there. I do hope you'll share some with me though.

-phi
>>
>>725436104
There is really no need to apologise. It wasn't urgent and didn't really need a response. Besides, we are talking now.


-phi
>>
>>725436245
They're one of mine too. I saw them live a while back and it was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen.
>>
File: 58805972_p0.png (2MB, 1000x1500px) Image search: [Google]
58805972_p0.png
2MB, 1000x1500px
>>725436045
you'd be surprised how many sticks I have here.
if I had a variety, I could almost do what Alice does with tea.
>>
>>725436154
Being self aware and not fixing it or being self aware period?

-phi
>>
File: introduction.png (262KB, 526x552px) Image search: [Google]
introduction.png
262KB, 526x552px
>>725436065
I'm doing fine.
>I don't think I've caught your name
I could say the same...

>>725436045
Yea, I was busy until a little while ago. This thread will be suitable.
>>
Damn, I cannot disrupt this thread.
>>
>>725435809
Anything, really. I have a large stack of literary classics, but I've only gone through perhaps a good 20% of them. Textbooks and research articles take up most of my literary diet nowadays; there's little time to become as "worldly" as proficient.

The poetry is...going. I work on it little by little, when I get the chance. I'm falling into the bad habit of becoming stuck on a stanza and not moving on until it's perfect though. Trying to get past that obstacle. I might post something once it's completed, if you promise not to judge too harshly.

>>725435864
*winces slightly* Better...*squeezes your shoulder lightly* My poor, fashionably-disabled assistant.
>>
File: 1453205435647.gif (13KB, 125x125px)
1453205435647.gif
13KB, 125x125px
>>725436476
Most would agree on the first ones and unexisting conspiracies would agree on the second one.
>>
>>725436245
Let's see...I have Bunny ears (and maybe a bow hat?), face mask, maid uniform, sword/feather duster for dual wielding, Rainbow geta, and thigh high socks...

I think I just need gloves and maybe forearm.

-phi
>>
>>725436582
It's tactical though Madam!

-phi
>>
>>725436428
That's really cool. I might go watch them live eventually.

>>725436642
Give yourself a tower shield for defense. Make that two. Two tower shields, one on each forearm.

-Al
>>
>>725433073
I miss you Vert
>>
File: one of many... .jpg (96KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
one of many... .jpg
96KB, 1280x720px
>>725436537
What's wrong?
>>
>>725436636
So what should I do? Hang myself?

-phi
>>
>>725436489
I'm Jill. does Mr. Orihara work fine, or is 2B on the right track with Info Broker?

>>725436537
hey there, sweetheart.
>>
File: niconiconii.jpg (194KB, 500x482px) Image search: [Google]
niconiconii.jpg
194KB, 500x482px
Well, time to send the sarcasm email. There's a low risk that it could fuck me over, but it's her, so probably not.
>>
I'ma go out on a limb and see if any kind maybe more well off anon wants to hook me up with Nier, because god damn I love square enix games but I'm just broke http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198030611987/
>>
>>725436732
Good lord man. Apparently I'm going to be the one tanking.
And for gloves? Obnoxiously large mittens?

-phi
>>
>>725436784
I gotcha covered.

https://thepiratebay.org/
>>
>>725436784
I would but I have about as much money as you.

-phi
>>
>>725436835
No, finger less biker gloves, we have to have at least some practicality.

-Al
>>
File: bored.png (11KB, 149x207px)
bored.png
11KB, 149x207px
>>725431939
I wish i had one of these dresses...

>>725434909
Because you or her totally need to apologize if she had a setback with her job, which is way more important than a thread, really, we can wait.
>>
File: 14.png (357KB, 850x1249px) Image search: [Google]
14.png
357KB, 850x1249px
>>725436065
Computational neuroscience. The particular paper I wrote offers a good review of electrically-equivalent circuit models of the neural plasma membrane (mainly how action potentials are generated) as well as a mesoscale description of Markov-chain modeled ion channels.

>>725436077
*gingerly takes her cup* Thank you very much, assistant. I could never fire you, you know that. *sips* Even though the coffee can taste a little burnt and stale sometimes.
>>
>>725436896
No worries phi, I understand <3
>>
>>725436898
Colour?

-phi
>>
>goth loli
>android
>face cover
>robotic attitude where emotions are suppressed

Why is kuudere the best dere?
>>
File: f37241895c956ce698ffaa91fd65be70.jpg (426KB, 800x1100px) Image search: [Google]
f37241895c956ce698ffaa91fd65be70.jpg
426KB, 800x1100px
>>725436745
2B made the thread. And I like 2B too much to disrupt her thread. So I get bored.
>>725436762
Hey there hun.
>>725436869
You are what's wrong with this world.
>>
File: 1451951719658.jpg (45KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]
1451951719658.jpg
45KB, 500x375px
>>725436746
You shouldn't commit suicide just because you're self-aware that you are the worst shit at giving advice, you should either get better at it or just entirely stop because you know that you will never be good at it.

As you can see, I was the one who came here for counseling, but it seems that I am the one counseling you, could anyone other than the worst fail this horribly at giving advice?
>>
>>725436245
You aren't? How do you do it?

>>725436423
And we can talk again, if you'd like. I'm always available by email, honestly.

>>725436739
You miss me?
>>
>>725436930
Did phi's coffee just get roasted?

>>725436989
Viridian

-Al
>>
>>725436930
Though, I do have a half pound of Costa Rican coffee somebody brought me as a gift. Hopefully that will make up for my inherent lack of beveragemanship

-phi
>>
>>725437073
Yes. We were all worried.
>>
>>725437069
Hmmmm....probably not. So if I'm the worst and I just stop, then do I have no purpose?

-phi
>>
>>725437069
What did you need help with?

~Neptune
>>
>>725437073
I'll maybe send another if I think of something worth saying. I'm frightfully boring really...
May I ask what music you like?

-phi
>>
File: 1451751651564.png (253KB, 448x450px) Image search: [Google]
1451751651564.png
253KB, 448x450px
>>725437253
Or you can just do something else.
>>
File: 1451890435850.gif (1MB, 280x210px) Image search: [Google]
1451890435850.gif
1MB, 280x210px
>>725437292
Doesn't matter anymore because I lost my appetite.
>>
File: Quetzasan.jpg (107KB, 753x1200px) Image search: [Google]
Quetzasan.jpg
107KB, 753x1200px
oh lord, i am very late tonight, aren't i?
>>
File: 16.png (1MB, 1000x1414px) Image search: [Google]
16.png
1MB, 1000x1414px
>>725436247
You'll be the first I'll send it to for review!

>>725436468
Incense time with Jill Stingray? I'd definitely attend that.

>>725436537
*pats your head* I mean, you could if you wanted.

>>725436712
In that case, I'll allow it. As long as it increases your combat efficiency.

>>725436245
I'll be waiting patiently.

>>725436899
I think it would look great on you. A cute dress for a cute person.
>>
>>725437094
That was a lovely pun.
And with that...I think my outfit is complete...

-phi
>>
>>725437356
Nah, I'm even worse at other things.
>>725437424
Ouch bro.

-phi
>>
>>725436869
I'd rather support the game.
>>
>>725437073
Confidence. Also knowing that rejection isn't a big deal and you can always recover from it. Additionally, I learned how to be a hard ass from my CO and talked in circles with the lawyers and philosophers during college. It gave me confidence in my speaking skills and I think that's about all I need.

>>725437444
Perfect, nice trips.

>>725437441
Thank you for your patience.

-Al
>>
>>725437063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo2ktFosWzk
>>
>>725437441
*blushes* I won't let you down!

Also my efficiency may struggle. I'm also dual wielding tower shields.

-phi
>>
>>725437567
Why thank you. We both know they are because of you though.

-phi
>>
File: 17.jpg (552KB, 935x1329px) Image search: [Google]
17.jpg
552KB, 935x1329px
>>725437012
You're going to have to explain that one to me. Kuudere?

>>725437094
Yes! And that's the problem! Over-roasted!

>>725437117
First authentic Canadian maple syrup and now Costa Rican coffee? Do you travel the world for these delicacies?

>>725437434
Only to my thread, so it can be excused. Good to see you again.
>>
File: 1451720390469.jpg (16KB, 218x290px) Image search: [Google]
1451720390469.jpg
16KB, 218x290px
>>725437506
How can you be worse than the worst? You clearly have an overflowing ego if you think you're worthy of claiming every "The worst at" titles in existence.
>>
>>725436930
that... wow, that's in-depth. the only stuff I'd really understand is cognition and biopsych stuff, and only on a really basic level. I think I'd need to google every other word to make sense of it.
so is it about replicating the actions of a human brain and firing neurons in a mechanical setting, or am I completely off-base?

>>725437063
are you well? our last conversation kind of dipped out and I meant to check in on you over the weekend, but a lot of stuff came up all at once here.

>>725437287
I'll be sure to keep that in mind!

>>725437434
you're always right on time <3

>>725437441
I'd only be concerned about the extent of my advice being "try being happy!" and anons saying "you just burned lavender yesterday! and the day before!"
I can't help that it was the cheapest kind, and smells the best.
>>
File: lovely tea.jpg (31KB, 461x477px) Image search: [Google]
lovely tea.jpg
31KB, 461x477px
>>725437623
heh, use 2 massive maces, ala fate
>>
>>725437424
I see, then make something for when you get hungry again. A sandwich or cook something. Remember, the early bird gets the worm, so, yeah, you do you.
>>725437441
Of course I could, but I don't want to.
>>725437582
Public execution for you, you little rascal.

~Neptune
(I'll be just signing for a while)
>>
File: 1486922708716.png (42KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]
1486922708716.png
42KB, 1080x1920px
>>725437770
help I'm a terrible human and ca never attach images.
>>
>>725437623
If you're efficiency drops at all we're pushing into the enemy then drawing back to leave only the front lines, which means you.

>>725437712
I like complimenting myself though.

>>725437763
How do you take your coffee anyway?

-Al
>>
>>725437763
Well...the maple syrup is just a perk of citizenship. The coffee a girt from a friend, get that P.O. box and they could both be yours.

-phi
>>
>>725437764
You've got me. Now what?

-phi
>>
>>725437790
>>725437623
Foolish mortals, dual wielded katanas is where it's at.
>>
>>725437790
I would, but I'm already fighting game with a sword and feather duster.

-phi
>>
>>725437862
I'm sure you "ca" if you try...
>>
>>725437867
So get better or die...sounds like decent motivation.

-phi
>>
File: kawaiiaf.jpg (173KB, 850x1310px) Image search: [Google]
kawaiiaf.jpg
173KB, 850x1310px
>>725437862
Or spell right, it seems

>>725437867
or just get someone to punch people to death

>>725437978
nah, use 2 battleaxes

>>725438004
then dual wield feather dusters, obviously
>>
>>725437978
Oh I also have a Katana and feather duster, the shields are just my forearms.

-phi
>>
>>725436582
I mostly just read fantasy books, if I'm honest. I also have a stack of books on computer science, and I've been thinking of looking into engineering recently.

I won't judge anything harshly unless the person that made it deserves it. There's no point in anything but constructive criticism.

>>725436732
You really should, it's a great experience.
>>
>>725438117
But then what would I cut things with?

-phi
>>
>>725437978
>not weilding 5 katanas at the same time.
Oh my sweet summer child. (One goes up your butt)
>>725437770
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

~Neptune
>>
>>725438038
>>725438117
thanks <3 I'm trying my best tonight
>>
>>725438082
Worked for me.

>>725438117
Please, punching people to death is my job.

>>725438162
I'll definitely do it, I've probably got at least a few years to go do it.

-Al
>>
File: 1474328154891.jpg (33KB, 500x516px) Image search: [Google]
1474328154891.jpg
33KB, 500x516px
>>725437939
Try new things.

What things you ask? Well I don't care do whatever's clever.

>>725437978
>Not purging the heretics with a two handed european-like sword.
>>
File: lewdcoa.jpg (625KB, 850x1268px) Image search: [Google]
lewdcoa.jpg
625KB, 850x1268px
>>725438200
your teeth

>>725438210
>not wielding 15 power saws
katanas are for pussies
>>
>>725438117

Halberds are where it's at

-Sweet Roll
>>
>>725438255
>Not managing to hold Constantinople in 1453 from those very same heathens

>>725438345
Also, halberds are really cool.

-Al
>>
>>725438252
One day I hope to be about half as tough as you.

-phi
>>
File: smilekawaai.png (331KB, 813x1013px) Image search: [Google]
smilekawaai.png
331KB, 813x1013px
>>725438345
halberds are for pussies on horses, dual wield arrows
>>
>>725437248
Who are you? I was here on Friday, I think! Nothing to worry over!

>>725437334
I'll listen to anything, really.

>>725437567
I could do with learning how to be more confident, to be honest.
>>
>>725436930
>Markov-chain modeled ion channels
Are Markov models an accurate representation? Or rather, are ion channels also memoryless?
>>
>>725438229
oh for... fuck it. I'm really struggling tonight.

>>725438210
I'll take that as an "I'm doing great, Jill! life is just amazing!" <3
or at least I'll hope so.
>>
>>725438315
>>725438210
>>725438315
>>725438345
>>725438439
What if we dual wield everything?
>>
File: 18.jpg (898KB, 864x1280px) Image search: [Google]
18.jpg
898KB, 864x1280px
>>725437770
You're thinking much larger scale there. The paper is about modeling a single neuron and it's electrical behavior. The transmembrane voltage increase and an action potential is generated and travels down it's axon. Don't think about behavior or cognition just yet.

What I'm doing as part of my research though is using this model (it's known as the Hodgkin-Huxley model by the way) to model neurons in a network. This network generates the periodic movement that is seen in walking. So there would be your behavior aspect.

What's your background, Jill? Never knew you were into this kind of stuff.

>>725437853
*tousles your hair* Suit yourself, little sister. Though, I do appreciate it. Thanks.

>>725437867
Black. Sometimes I'll put milk, if I feel like it. But no sugar; I get easily grossed out by sweet things.
>>
>>725438255
Fair enough. Is going to
The store 10 minutes away for a snack a new thing?

-phi
>>
File: 1474328346529.jpg (64KB, 645x403px) Image search: [Google]
1474328346529.jpg
64KB, 645x403px
>>725438345
I'll admit I actually like halberds more than two handed swords, but don't tell anyone that, its a secret between you and me.

>>725438421
It's not about success, its about how many heathens you decapitate.
>>
>>725438504
See, you get it.

-phi
>>
File: 12224.png (181KB, 540x303px) Image search: [Google]
12224.png
181KB, 540x303px
>>725437978
I'm fine with whatever I have on hand...
>>
>>725438315
My teeth...huh....

-phi
>>
>>725438440
Alright.

-phi
>>
File: 1472860313551.jpg (58KB, 846x846px) Image search: [Google]
1472860313551.jpg
58KB, 846x846px
>>725438532
Well you're probably already better at it than giving advice, and if you think about it, you're also better at it than me if you succeed.
>>
File: makeanimegreatagainquetz.png (564KB, 683x1135px) Image search: [Google]
makeanimegreatagainquetz.png
564KB, 683x1135px
>>725438529
why not just drink tea with amphetamines in it?
>>
>>725438439

>On horses

I never said anything about horses

-Sweet Roll
>>
>>725438440
>Who are you?
Your biggest fan!
>>
>>725438252
Probably. They're just so hype to see live, they put on a really good show.
>>
>>725438657
And now we are where we started but our roles are reversed.

-phi
>>
>>725438504
Dual weilding the universe.
>>725438529
What are you even thanking me for?
>>725438454
Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess.

~Neptune
>>
>>725438658
Man...I should try that.

-phi
>>
File: 1380311180706.jpg (248KB, 600x848px) Image search: [Google]
1380311180706.jpg
248KB, 600x848px
>>725437441
Hm, how can you say that? I could be the ugliest person ever after all, you don't know u.u

>>725438439
Foolish human, you know nothing! Ever heard of dwarvish tennis? There both players use a spiked ball as tennis ball and instead of rackets they use their hands, the first that bleeds out or loses his hand gets defeated, now that's a manly activity.
>>
>>725438427
Start your toughness training now.

>>725438439
>Not recognizing that halberds were used to pull people off of horses and disembowel them, and were very rarely used with horsemen, since most were only 5 to 6 feet long and wouldn't be practical on a horse.

>>725438440
There are a few short-term techniques I know, but it really is all about changing your mindset.

>>725438529
Good, I don't understand why some people add cream and sugar to it.

>>725438548
I'll give you an F for effort then.

>>725438775
Sounds pretty good, I'll try and check it out next chance I get.

-Al
>>
>>725438726
And who would that be? I don't recall myself having fans.
>>
File: 1474335299960.jpg (266KB, 750x926px) Image search: [Google]
1474335299960.jpg
266KB, 750x926px
>>725438800
Not really, in fact not at all.
>>
>>725438876
Working on it.

-phi
>>
>>725438926
I messed up again.

-phi
>>
>>725438810
>Dual wielding the universe
>mfw
>>
>>725438902
I'm a fan.

-Al
>>
File: 30b.jpg (67KB, 599x1034px) Image search: [Google]
30b.jpg
67KB, 599x1034px
>>725437899
You make a really tempting offer...

>>725438162
Engineering? What kind? If you ever think about control engineering, let me know. It's my background.

And I'm in total agreement with you. All the more motivation to finish up my work, so I can get feedback on it.

>>725438442
It's a perfectly valid assumption. There are more sophisticated thermodynamic models that take into account the non-independent nature of ion channels, but they're more intensive. Markovian modeling is quick-and-dirty and is easy enough for most people to understand. And computationally efficient.

>>725438658
The taste doesn't confer the same amount of boldness. Tea is more for relaxing, in my opinion.
>>
File: foodquetz.png (195KB, 595x842px) Image search: [Google]
foodquetz.png
195KB, 595x842px
>>725438861
silly demon, thats dwarvish badmonton, play dragon tennis, using massive fireballs as the tennis ball, and wings as the racquet, first one to lose both their wings loses
>>
File: 1471747703846.png (33KB, 377x378px) Image search: [Google]
1471747703846.png
33KB, 377x378px
>>725438985
>Not dual wielding the red stone of aja

>>725438968
It's okay, maybe one day you can become a trap and try to seduce online neets by acting like a clumsy anime girl.
>>
>>725438810
Personally I'd be happier dual wielding the void.
>>
>>725438902
>And who would that be?
The person replying to you right now.
>>
File: tumblr_oa8jb8QP9X1uttfbzo1_1280.jpg (275KB, 1280x985px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oa8jb8QP9X1uttfbzo1_1280.jpg
275KB, 1280x985px
>>725438529
ah, that... still doesn't make a lot of sense to me, I'm afraid! it's just an area of interest to me. I wish I could understand the way brains work, because I believe it's one of the keys to advancing humanity!
I actually have zero training in the stuff, but I spent a year dating a biopsych/neuroscience/cognition major a few years back. I think I showed more interest in the topic than them, I heard they're working as a city clerk now...

>>725438810
I'm thinking about you, hon. I know it only means so much, but right now it's the best I can offer.
>>
>>725437763
You don't know what kuudere is?

Kuudere is someone who is particularly cold or reserved when it comes to outward emotion, but when you break their shell they are very loving and inviting.

Not like a shitty tsundere or boring deredere. Or the worst of the worst, Yandere.
>>
>>725439184
if you've never been a victim of an attempted murder by a yandere, you don't know what you're missing.
>>
I might actually have to leave soon after all, it's been a very tiring week and evidently I didn't sleep enough. If I do, feel free to email me at [email protected] and look forward to me returning properly on Wednesday.

>>725438987
I'm glad.

>>725439143
Does that person have a name?
>>
>>725439081
Heck the offer of syrup stands for everybody. The coffee just you. If it's the summer I could get it to Fresno easily enough...know a gal there...

-phi
>>
>>725439367
Yandere a shit. A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
>>
>>725439135
Ow the edge. Careful dual weilding those dark holes son.
>>725439081
You are so smart I don't even try to understand anymore.
>>725439175
I'm not used to affection, so you can figure out why it is alien to me.
>>725439184
Fuck you, deredere best dere yo.

~Neptune
>>
>>725439134
I now have a life goal.

-phi
>>
>>725439457
Night.

-phi
>>
>>725439520
>muh Oedipus complex
>>
File: kawaiiiiiiiii.gif (883KB, 400x336px) Image search: [Google]
kawaiiiiiiiii.gif
883KB, 400x336px
>>725439081
silly 2B, tea with amphetamines is coffee, but without the coffee
>>
Good Evening. I'm late tonight I see?


-EMT-Anon (Too lazy to grab pics)
>>
>>725438810
For making it to my very first thread, of course.

>>725438861
That might be true, though I highly doubt it. In any case, changing physical ugliness is a comparatively easier task than fixing personality ugliness. Thankfully, that is not a battle you have to fight.

>>725438876
I had a friend that theorizes that people add sugar and milk to their coffee to offset the bitterness they find in their hearts.

I think it's bullshit. I know plenty of bastards that drink coffee black.

>>725439175
*laughs softly* It's really a shame that they couldn't put their talents to good use. I've seen that happen to a fair amount of my colleagues.

You didn't answer my question though. What's your field of study?

>>725439184
Hmm. Interesting, I never knew about this. Thank you very much for informing me, anon. You've given me something to think about.
>>
>>725439484
You can't possibly mean that, senpai...r-right, s-s-senpai?

>hopefully Alice didn't copyright the stutter
>>
File: 1461285361730.gif (576KB, 500x306px) Image search: [Google]
1461285361730.gif
576KB, 500x306px
>>725439536
Well I am in fact the best counselor of this world so it was to be expected that I would find a way for you to fulfill your life.
>>
>>725439702
The best western example of Kuudere is Raven from Teen Titans.
>>
File: moonlight.jpg (75KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
moonlight.jpg
75KB, 1280x720px
>>725439520
I said the void - I'd be careful...
But just in case anything happens,
we only keep the moon around for decoration right?
>>
>>725439702
I think that's absolutely untrue

-One of the bastards that drinks their coffee black
>>
File: YouShouldReadWatamote.jpg (32KB, 397x400px) Image search: [Google]
YouShouldReadWatamote.jpg
32KB, 397x400px
>>725439723
Yandere is a complete shit and the people who enjoy the trait are mentally ill and need professional help.
>>
>>725439081
Mechanical engineering. I've recently been reading into how internal combustion engines work, it's pretty cool.

Shouldn't put a man down before he's even learned to walk, Without criticism we can't grow, and growth should always be a goal.
>>
File: tumblr_olroy8xjoM1sjroblo1_1280.jpg (319KB, 1015x1920px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_olroy8xjoM1sjroblo1_1280.jpg
319KB, 1015x1920px
>>725439457
Take care of yourself, ma'am. See you Wednesday.

>>725439461
You're so generous, Phi. It makes me proud that I'm your boss. You're doing a wonderful job of representing Team YoRHa.

>>725439520
I'm not that smart. Just specialized, I guess. I'd be more than happy than to explain anything you don't understand!
>>
File: received_392716144443862.png (741KB, 850x1158px) Image search: [Google]
received_392716144443862.png
741KB, 850x1158px
This is what's on my mind.
>>
>>725439641
I wish we were brothers, so I could fuck your mother, faggot.
>>725439702
Proud of you, sister.
>>725439723
I'm sorry, but that is two nights in jail for you.
>>725439850
That is giberish.

~Neptune
>>
>>725439081
That was my impression as well, I've seen fractal-based models before but skipped over Markovs models for ion channels.
>>
>>725439776
I will surely let you down miserably.

-phi
>>
File: tumblr_ol2d70wFb31v7z0n1o1_1280.png (432KB, 495x873px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_ol2d70wFb31v7z0n1o1_1280.png
432KB, 495x873px
>>725439457
please, get your rest hon <3 thank you for what you do.

>>725439520
I can understand it, but it's not going to stop me from dishing it out in your direction now and then!

>>725439702
honestly? film and radio broadcasting. I just enjoyed reading about stuff, like the possibility you associate memories with different rooms, and that's why you forget things when you walk into a different room.

>>725439672
you're never late <3 how was your weekend, sir?
>>
>>725439457
That person does! But it's classified. Have a nice night.
>>
>>725439954
Well, the offer for syrup stands as long as I live. The coffee....until I drink it all.

-phi
>>
>>725440029
The only thing deredere does right is ara ara.

Tsundere ara ara's are pretentious
Kuudere ara ara is underwhelming
Yandere ara ara a shit
BUT Deredere ara ara is like a cool breeze whispering to the nape of your neck on a hot, sweaty day.
>>
File: 1461286247553.jpg (118KB, 934x960px) Image search: [Google]
1461286247553.jpg
118KB, 934x960px
>>725440056
Don't be so hard on yourself, you just have to act like a little bitch ready to take cock, and I'm sure a failure likes you knows all about being a little bitch. This goal is made exactly for you.
>>
>>725439583
I'm not going just yet! I'm just laying down, so I might end up falling asleep...

>>725439954
I'll be talking to you later anyway, won't I?

>>725440093
It's really no big deal. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Or when I inevitably pass out.

>>725440142
You can email it to me if you don't want it out in the open, but I am really curious.
>>
>>725440029
>That is giberish.
If you say so.
>>
File: chibiquetz.jpg (160KB, 850x1097px) Image search: [Google]
chibiquetz.jpg
160KB, 850x1097px
>>725440383
so basically, going to sleep?
>>
>>725439859
Well, I won't try to defend my mental health, but if the person you love isn't willing to murder you, why even bother?
>>
File: photo_2017-03-13_22-56-11.jpg (153KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]
photo_2017-03-13_22-56-11.jpg
153KB, 960x1280px
>>725440093
>you're never late <3 how was your weekend, sir?
I guess, weekend was pretty good. Called out of work yesterday to head into NYC with a friend.

Finally tried Momofuku Noodle Bar. (Phi recommended it on Friday)
>>
File: Remilia.Scarlet.644922.jpg (119KB, 449x640px) Image search: [Google]
Remilia.Scarlet.644922.jpg
119KB, 449x640px
>>725439122
I see you're an expert into manly games...what about viking bowling? There you have to behead your foes and gouge out their eyes to use the eye sockets and mouth to make yourself a bowling ball, then and only then you are allowed to play, but first you have to pray Odin to accept you into the Valhalla.

>>725439484
You sir have horrible tastes.

>>725439702
Of course i do have to fight it, it's the only way for someone like me to reach half of your greatness, dear.
>>
>>725440324
Yeah but I also have a deep voice.

-phi
>>
>>725440383
My mistake.

-phi
>>
IF ANYBODY WANTS MAPLE SYRUP PLEASE TELL ME!!!

-phi
>>
File: quetz.jpg (7KB, 215x235px) Image search: [Google]
quetz.jpg
7KB, 215x235px
>>725440570
silly phi, you're not canadian, i'm canadian
>>
>>725440457
No, no. I'll be awake for a while yet.

>>725440519
I should have made it clearer.
>>
File: 1461285956143.jpg (1MB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]
1461285956143.jpg
1MB, 1600x900px
>>725440506
Then just make audio-less webms, all the shitty traps on 4chan does it.
>>
>>725440570
Where are you gonna pour it? *wink wink*
>>
>>725440570
Go away leaf
>>
File: file.png (148KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
148KB, 300x300px
>>725440493
Damn... Forgot to sign off on it. Theres a reason I usually use images... Easier to remember
>>
>>725440632
I am so canadian my town has a maple syrup festival.

-phi
>>
>>725440467
Absolutely psychotic.

>>725440502
I don't take shit from 2 who's?
>>
>>725439668
Then I ask you this: what is the point?

>>725439672
At the very least you made it! Good to have you join us, EMT.

>>725439792
*nods* Understood.

>>725439854
Right!

>>725439885
Mechanical engineering. Then you might just come across controls at some point. So I see you're a growth-minded individual, Maki. We're going to get along very well, I think.

>>725440029
Thank you, dear sister.

>>725440049
Fractal-based models? I've never heard of that. I'll have to look into it. And the paper I wrote about Markovian modeling was for a stochastic systems class; couldn't get too crazy and confuse the non-bio people.

>>725440093
Film and radio broadcasting? What are your career prospects looking like in that field? Will we be seeing you on television or being kept company in traffic over radio by you any time soon?

>>725440144
>>725440383
Both of you get nods. *nodnod*
>>
>>725440633
Nah, I'm sleepy myself and not reading as throughly as I should.

-phi
>>
>>725440637
Very well.

-phi
>>
>>725440681

Don't be a hoser, eh?

-Sweet Roll
>>
File: 1472241622564.gif (499KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]
1472241622564.gif
499KB, 500x281px
>>725440681

-phi
>>
>>725440763
I'm so Canadian my family owns maple syrup farms AND I speak both English and French

-Random cunt
>>
>>725440570
I'm quite sure my partner would tell me that I'm already sappy enough.

>>725440823
Oh good, we're all sleepy here.
>>
>>725440798
I'm pretty sure everyone's a bio person, unless they're an android

-Al
>>
>>725440652
Where ever you like baby

-phi
>>
>>725440798
What did I do to earn a nod?

-phi
Thread posts: 286
Thread images: 127


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.