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>putin vs trudeau who would win in a bare knuckle fight

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>putin vs trudeau

who would win in a bare knuckle fight to the death?
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Trudeau is younger and in better shape but Putin has real training and knows how to fight.
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>>725407416
Putin is a 70 year old fat ass. Trudeau is a fit, handsome, powerful man in his prime

Putin would be crushed
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>>725407708
This was my thought as well.
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>>725407416
Trudeau is all talk and no action so obviously Putin with his training in hand to hand combat and KGB probably has training how to kill.

Trudeau has lots of training on how to take selfies with gay people.
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>>725407416
putin:
>ex(?) special forces
>stereotypical russian
trudeau
>young
>pretty
>likes lbgtqwerty
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Well, considering Putin is a black belt in judo and ex military.

Putin.
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>>725408117

Clearly you haven't seen the video of Trudeau cleaning Brazeau's clock in a charity boxing match. Go YouTube it.
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>>725408231
>charity boxing match
ayy
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>>725408207

Patrick Brazeau is a black belt in karate and that didn't stop JT from embarrassing him in the ring.
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>>725408231
I hate the fag so you can tell me he has superpowers.

Putin knows how to kill with his bare hands
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>>725408332
99% Karate is arts and showmanship.
99% Judo is practical hand to hand combat
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>>725407416


TRUDEAU obviously because Putin is a manlet

pic very relevant
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In a fight to the death the winner is whoever gets a grip around their opponents neck first. My money would be on Putin considering he was KGB.
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>>725408332

Well considering it was a boxing match, the other guys karate skills (kicks, elbows, knees) weren't an option
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>>725408533


dubs of truth
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Either way, one of them dies? Promise?

Fuck it, let's set this up.
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>>725407416
>Trudeau winning
Top kek it's like you've never seen him fight
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WuGtYNnlYS8
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>>725408533
Can Trudeau tame a great white?

Trudeau 0
Putin 1
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>>725407416
putin is a blackbelt in ju jit su putin could kill that preppy twat with his bare hands
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>>725407416
Putin is a 5'5" geriatric (the 5'7" is a lie... check him against other politicians in photos). Trudeau is 6'2".
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>>725408639
Lel is he glass Joe? Does glass Joe run Canada?
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>>725408728
>ju jit su
God dammit
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>>725407850
who would win in a bare knuckle fight
>Trudeau is handsome
Liberal dekekted
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>>725408720

resorting to fairy tales
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>>725407416

Canadafag here.

Putin, an ex KGB agent and leader of one of the most badass countries on the face of the earth.

Trudeau, A drama teacher with a boner for the LGBT community.
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>>725408639
Like a sack of potatoes
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>>725408393
Judo is 80% bullshit but that still makes it 20% better then karate in real life fighting.
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>>725408910
Fairy tales compared to a fairy
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>>725407416
Putin's Aspergers beats Trudeau's ADHD and metrosexuality.
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age difference plus trudeau boxes
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Watch out
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I hope this settles your question
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>>725407416
>ayfkm
Putin. This isn't even a question worth asking.

Trained solider versus grandstanding faggot PM of a country that is only significant because of its proximity to the US.

Get real homie.
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>Kgb vs a fag
Really?
Trudeau gives putin aids and wins
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>>725408231
>>725408332
>charity boxing match
If you dont think these are staged to push an agenda/look good in the public eye - you are too bluepilled to ever be smart
>btfo a black belt karate master
In a boxing match? Where you arent allowed to kick or "chop" at your opponent? Are you a state-recognised retard? In my country someone as stupid as you could apply for a disability pension.

TL;DR you are a moronic liberal cocksucker who only likes truepoo because he is pretty.
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He would be lucky to last 10 seconds with Putin
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>>725409255
dont count Trudeau out so fast. you dont get to be the ruler of an entire nation by being a nice guy. im guessing trudeau would be able to hold his own against putin
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>>725409041

Do you what what Judo even is? It's all about grappling/throws and choke/submission holds. No % of it is bullshit.
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>>725409473
He because PM because of his father. And he is still a fag
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>>725407416
Putin would show up.
Trudaeu would then gladly suck his cock and get a cream pie between his ass-cheeks.
Why? Because Trudaeu is a shitty PM.
Yes i am a canadian
Yes i fucking hate that cuck's guts
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>>725409609
Castro?
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>>725407416
One has won a charity "boxing" match and the other is a trained KGB agent who may well have killed with his bare hands and will definitely have fucked people up. Daddy P all the way.
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>>725407416
>Putin fights Trudeau
>ends up beating the shit out of him
>Trudeau eventually dies
>Putin killed Trudeau, Trudeau wins
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>>725409837
finally. that was the whole point of this thread!
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>>725409717
I don't think Justin knows how to kill....Putin surely does
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>>725409473
Yeah, you get to be the "ruler" of an entire nation that has less citizens than California apparently just by not being mean to the gays.

>>725409609
Yuuuuup.
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>>725409473
Jesus H Christ you are painfully dim
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>>725409837
kek
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>>725409837
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>>725407850
Never underestimate an old man with decades of training. My 70 years old martial arts instructor who's an ex marine in Vietnam could still rip men apart.
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>>725409205
Yeah it does. Putin kills Trudeau.
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>>725409473
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>>725409923
WTF when did this happen?! Can't believe I've never seen this pic. Wonder why it's not been shown on the MSM?
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Which of the two has actually murdered someone with their bare hands already?
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>>725407850
You have the brain size of a peanut
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>>725410314
See the post above yours
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Putin knows Judo but he's old as fuck and he's tiny. Trudeau beats the fuck out of his face.
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>>725408332
Karate is the made for TV martial art. Also known as shit.
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>>725407416
Older gentleman who is formerly of the KGB Vs Younger ski instructor/substitute teacher and massive feminist soft cunt.


How is this even a question , the Russian with military experience would win.
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What a stupid match-up. Putin can kick pretty much any world leaders ass at the moment, the only one who would even stand a chance would be the king of Jordan I believe, certainly no EU leader.
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>>725407850
>handsome
What, Trudeau is going to blue steel him to death?
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>>725409205
people arguing about a faggot who got knocked the fuck down by a light jab
ayyyy
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>>725411012
I lost it , good one.
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Putin. Justin Trudeau Bieber would get rekt...definitely
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Putin is 64
Justin is 45
that's almost a 20 year difference

but Putin was KGB (but only counter intelligence) and Trudeau doesn't have military training but he boxes for fun

this is actually a pretty stacked fight
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>>725411527
JT got KO'd by a light jab. His "boxing" experience don't amount to shit
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intellectually putin. physically trudeau
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putin would be the type of guy to wear brass nuckled gloves designed to look like skin to the fight
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Hate to break it to ya, but despite trudeau being a pussy cucktard, he is like 5 feet taller than manlet putin.
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>>725407850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKwwB9P_0PQ
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>>725407416
Putin is ex KGB. I don't know if he *has* killed a man with his hands, but of the two of them, I know which one is more likely a killer.
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>>725413527
because there are no recorded cases of large pussies being smashed up and knocked the fuck out by harder manlets.

You are on 4Chan and you are telling me you have never seen a rekt thread where taller cunts get one punch king hit knocked the fuck out ?
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>>725413613
that girl in the purple pants is pretty cute
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>>725407416
I'm pretty sure Putin is part bionic at this point. The guy has zero fear and about as much emotion. He'd probably kill Turdeau within the first ten seconds, right between being introduced and when Justin starts verbally laying the ground rules
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>>725407416
Easy bet. Putin is a literal manlet despite always wearing high heels. Trudeau is actually tall and strong.
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>>725410890
What's so special about Abdullah deuce?
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>>725408332
Dont know if you're trolling, but FYI, krotty is a lame ass martial arte. In judo you punch people with The planet
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>>725410474
But a penis the size of a plantain.
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>>725408117
he was an intelligence office in the kgb. He mostly just sat around and listened on allies communications via radio tap in berlin post ww2
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Call me, i'm a guy looking for men and I just want my number everywhere. 72042one1eight91.
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>>725409041
Said The fatfuck with no training
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>>725407416
former kgb agent vs cuckold overlord

pick your side!
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>>725409473
>you dont get to be the ruler of an entire nation by being a nice guy.
Well he just did.
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>>725407416
Putin
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>>725415638
in Canada that's the main qualification
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putin would crush him in 5 seconds
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Putin is ex-KGB, and while Trudeau was a "former boxer" and is much younger, I would still wager my bet on Putin.
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with preperation putin. in a straight up spontaneous brawl trueaduo. Putin is a hard core calculating motherfucker and would use every advantage possible. Basically putin would rig the fight in his favor 10 different ways or never step in the ring.
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>>725407416
KGB.
>Canada is filled with French frog faggots.
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>>725407708
>>725408117
Trudeau boxes, m8. He's got legit skills. Yeah, he's kind of a goofy fuck, but he can bang.
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>>725407416
Trudeau
If putin punches him trudeau will win
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a military-trained Russian vs a liberal Canadian?

Really? this is something to discuss?

I'm Canadian, even I know Putin will rape Trudeau's ass.
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Crnged hard over the insecure butthurt fugly faggots tryna be little Justin Trudeau.
Finish your fucking high school or get out from your safe place a.k.a your room and learn about a fucking thing called aging.
Justin can win easily but he obviously won't hit an old man.
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>>725417225
As he stepped into the deathmatch ring, the only words he could hear in his head were his own. The Trudeau paradox intensifies.
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>>725417113
I live next to french canada. All the french ones are rude, conceited, and dont know how to piss straight.

The non french canucks are cool and nice.
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>>725408207
Judo or Karate?
Thought it was karate???
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>>725418312
im not cool and nice
im an asshole on the internet and awkward/boring irl
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>>725407416
Putin. Without a doubt
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>>725419411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wga5A6R9BJg
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>>725417113
French frog fags live in France moron!
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>>725416583
Well, the minimum before weed XD man was an economics/law degree and the ability to speak 4 words without stuttering
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>>725407416
Putin would kill trudeau, therefore losing
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