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The last 3 digits of your post number determine what SCP you're

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The last 3 digits of your post number determine what SCP you're locked in a room with, how fucked are you?
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roly poly
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What's scp?
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>>725402231

roll
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J.K. Rolling
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>>725402275
Lol, locked in a room with this? I would fuck both of her holes
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rolling for good shit
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>>725402621
As long as I can take some home.
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>>725402231
Roll
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I will sleep with whatever I get

[spoiler]please something sexy[/spoiler]
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Lets go
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>>725402231
Love this shit, LEGO
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>>725402480
Newfag detected
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>>725403068

Wire guy in pooper
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>>725403068
well... there it is
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>>725402231
Rolls for goals
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Tickle monster get
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>>725403068
Sorry. All you get is a tiny wire stick man

>>725403103
Well, at least I'm not screwed. Just a guy who is never hungry
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>>725403035
Basically, I'd put on the mask, die instantly, and have it pretend to be me.

>Pretty fucked
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>>725403126
>how fucked are you
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-126
Not at all - I have an invisible/intangible chick who will follow any instructions given to her and likes to talk about art, nature, etc.
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>>725403475
Lucky, I got a mask that wants to kill me.
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rollll
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>>725403639
At least you didn't get the spoon that instantly snaps your spine
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>>725403246
No tickle monster. You get infinite movies though
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Hopefully I can eat it
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lets see
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Rolling for 173
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>>725404180
This is fine too
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>>725403035
You're kinda screwed. Just don't get within 6 feet of it and you're okay
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>>725402231
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>>725402275
I hope its 500
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>>725402231
Oh good idea
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>>725404180
>>725404254
Yeah. You get to "shape shift"
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>>725404398
so the scary door scp, sounds fun
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Rill
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>>725402231
Well... OP is screwed
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>>725402231
Rosa Rollins
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Weeping angels for sure
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>>725404955
Nope. This guy.
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WELL FUCK MY ASS AND CALL ME A PUSSY, LOOK AT THESE DIGITS
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>>725402231
roll
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Rool
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>>725405147
Great I'm in a room with a fucking tv.
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I hope it's the plague doctor. It'doesn't be interesting to talk to him.
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>>725402231
SCP?
Rolling
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J. K. Rolling
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>>725405338
Until you take your IPhone in... then you will see things that can't be unseen (nothing that came from any time past 1955)
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>>725405062
At least I may pet it
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This threads pretty entertaining, thanks op
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please kill me slowly.
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>>725405682
Jesus fuck, I'm done, this is anon 682 reporting in, rip me
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>>725405528
Voodoo silly putty that bounces twice as much and doesn't get messy.
I'm glorious.
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>>725405723
a staircase that ages you as you walk up it. Compelling you to continue walking up it to your death.

>Perfect.
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Welp probably that thing will be more fucked that I
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>>725405627
That's the kinda shit I'm into, /b/ro
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>>725402231
roll
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Ролл
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rollllllllllllll
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To providence.
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>>725406058
Fuck
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>>725402231
Predicting...

Not so fucked probably.
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>>725402231
roll
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rollex
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>>725406154
Incorporeal bow that fires my arm bones. Nice.
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C'mon nothing w teeth...
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diz nigga rawlin
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Bleep bloop
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>>725405948
and I was right
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>>725406298
Nailed it.

Predicting again...

Not fucked at all.
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>>725402231
Rolll
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an hourglass that gives you deja vu
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Rollerbump
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>>725406483
Woohoo! I got anti-aging placebos! Time to pop a handful and fuck a 12 year old my own age!
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Rollanda
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>>725406507
Kek, I got what is basically a basement dweller
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>>725406652
Hai doggy! ^_^
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>>725402231
DRAW!
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>>725406426
I am a toaster
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>>725402231
Rell
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>>725402231
roolll
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>>725406738
This
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Rolling nigger
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>>725402231
Satan satan
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>>725402231
rolleroni
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>>725402231
Roll kek
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>>725406598
Nailed once more.

Predicting...

Could probably kill me.
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>>725402231
I'm game
Hopefully its SPC-AnthroGoat, my dream is to be rammed in the ass by baphomet.
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Rollerino
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>>725407529
boring af halfcat, rerolling
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>>725407452
welp to get some paper and a glass.
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Roll Dahl's charlie and the chocolate factory
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>>725407499
I'm fucked but not if I'm wearing a hazmat suit
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>>725407595
Nail it, again...

Predicting...

Safe for the most part
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rolling for something that will rip me apart slowly
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>>725407707
When a living human subject removes one or more layers of SCP-707 from a fully assembled state, its anomalous effect will occur approximately ten (10) minutes later. The severity of this effect is dependent on how many layers are opened:

1 layer - Subject's hair and nails will painlessly and completely fall out. This includes internal hair and cilia, such as that within the nose and ears.
2 layers - Subject's skin will split, separate, and fall off. The loss of skin is painless, but exposed internal tissue has been described as being very sensitive, and even a light touch can cause bleeding.
3 layers - Subject's muscles will detach from connective tissue, including the diaphragm and heart.
4 layers - Subject's organs separate and detach.
>A painless an hero?
Dreams do come true!
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rolly rolly, please don't be 963-olly
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>>725402231
ROOOOOLLLLLLL
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>>725407952
re-roll for something else.
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oh fuck
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>>725402231
Roll :^)
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going for it roll
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>>725408048
bored.
Re-role
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rollings
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The monster pot...
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alright then
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>>725408216 i guess i get to try different combos till i get something cool
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Roll me
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>>725408222
Fuck me
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>>725408353
Fuck
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>>725408285
Mr. Hax? I'm stuck with a hacker, his abilities restricted outside testing
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Pray and rolling
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>>725408581
at least you can fuck her
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>>725402231
nice one OP
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>>725408889
one of quads
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>>725402231
Rollaids
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Tell me please!
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Lubed up, ready to roll...
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>>725402231
Roll for the hole
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>>725408862
True. One good fucking before I'm obliterated.
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lloR
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>>725408833
fuck
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>>725409013
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-013
Not too bad.
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o k a y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmHQZPyWkdE
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roll
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>>725409222
A clonning coffin,noice
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>>725402231
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Roll
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lets go
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>>725409025
As long as I don't put on any clothes from that wardrobe I guess I'll be fine.
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>>725402231
Rawlin
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>>725402231
Less go
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>>725402231
Rolling
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let's see
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Rolling for infinite pizza box
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>>725402231
Roll roll rollo
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>>725409653
on a scale of 0 to totally fucked that would put me at about approximately 0.
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>>725402231

This never gets old.
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>>725402231
What's an SCP? also I've seen that symbol before
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why not
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>>725402231
Not old man please
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Rollin'
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>>725409736
Wait how does that work?
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>>725402231
Repply
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>>725410447

Well, I'm not a dead body, so I'm fine. Wonder what this shit does to dead bodies though.
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>>725410469
Okay I should be fine as long as I stay away from the room and make no noise
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>>725402231
I hope I die fast
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>>725402231
Roll.
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kill me,,,, roll
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Rawl
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>inb4 682
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rell
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rolll
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Roooolf
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ROLLO MICOROLLO
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Rollaroni.
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Please no 273 shes scary
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hi dis is roll
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>>725411322
I'd say I'm pretty content.
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>>725402231
Roll!
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>>725411840
Great a SCP Virus.
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oh boy here we go
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>>725402231
Curious
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>>725402231
lol ok
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>>725402231
fuck it...
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>>725402231
rollin 4 smth gud
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Plague doctor GET
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Reroll
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>>725402231
give it to me baby
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nigger
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>>725402231
roll
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Interesting thread OP
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>>725402231
Roll
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Are there any hot ones that would rape me? Roll for one of those
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henry is a nice guy
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alright, rolling
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>>725412670
oh fuck
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>>725402231
god have mercy on my soul
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I'm not locked in a room with it.
ITS LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH ME
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rolll
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dfsd
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>>725412883
oh god bees
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r0ll
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>>725402231
roland
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>>725402231

Rolling
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>>725402231

Rollin
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alrighty then
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>>725402231
Roll
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>>725414043
my fucking sides
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-043
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>>725402231
Please kill me
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>>725402231
roll
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>>725414606
back to school i go
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-863 im stuck with a fucking crab
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rr0l
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re roll
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with a pony
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rorr
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no 173arino
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>>725415458
FUCK YEAH I'VE GOT UNLIMITED PIZZA MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>725415392

I got weight loss ear candles, just gotta see how much fat I lose, or I will lose all of my body fat, i'm fine m8s
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rall
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>>725415548
Stuck in a room with this thing. 2ez
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>>725402231
let's roll
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>>725402231
rolan
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Lets roll and see (Please be something kind)
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Rollin rollin rollin. Rollin rollin rollin RAWHIIIIIIIIIDE
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>>725402231
prolly doomed
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>>725416079
I have no idea if i am fucked or not
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i'm not even joking
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>>725402231
Rollerino
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k
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Rollin'
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>>725416159
MERCIFUL DICE GODSZ!!! I got a neon sign that when turned on makes a building invincible. No danger at all I am safe!!!
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Roolliiiing
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>>725402231
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>>725416211
Assuming I'm not authorized personnel, I'd be shot on site if seen near SCP-211. So maybe I'm fucked.
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>>725402480
The world repository for the weird the creepy and the down right dagerous artifacts man was never meant to know about. http://www.scp-wiki.net
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>>725405932
You did ask for it to kill you slowly.
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>>725408581
You got goddamn Typhoid Mary. A walking bio bomb. GG bro.
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Rowl
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lmao
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>>725402231
>>725416621

>hypnotic bioluminescent flowers
It seems like I'm pretty not fucked, for the most part.
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>>725402231
HEY FUK U
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>>725402231
Niggers
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>>725402231
Letsdothiss.jp3
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>>725402231
May God have mercy on my soul.
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OH BOY
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Pls no
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rollaids
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