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The orders are here you stupid fucking donkeys! 5 dubs 3 trips

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The orders are here you stupid fucking donkeys!

5 dubs
3 trips
1 quad


GET TO WORK YOU FUCKIN IDIOTS!!
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>>725400294
quads are ready boss!
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>>725400414
GET OUT YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
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Here you go sir
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>>725400414
WHERE IS THE QUAD SAUCE
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>>725400484
EVEN MY GRANDMA CAN COOK BETTER THAN YOU! AND SHE IS FUCKING DEAD!!!!
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>>725400543
I'll step up since nobody else can.
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THIS IS RAW
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I gotchu
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HERE YOU GO SIR !
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>>725400625
YOU CAN STEP RIGHT TO THE EXIT YOU FUCK!
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Trips here, chef.
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i always get dubs
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French conoisseur will be proud !
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>>725400752
GET OUT WITH THAT FAST FOOD SHIT YOU STUPID FUCK
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>>725400294

/Jacks off into alfredo sauce, hoping no one notices.
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Yes chef!
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my name a chef
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>>725400833
Finally!!!! Now 4 more donkey
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>>725400880

It coudl take a while but ill work up a sweat for you chef!
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CHEF
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>>725400925
THE ONLY YOU SWEAT YOU BREAK IS ON THE WAY OUT YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
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rollin for the quad sauce
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>>725401017
WHERE IS THE QUAD SAUCE!!!
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>>725400294
STOP YELLING IM GOING TO CRY
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>>725400294
Im working on those trips Chef!!
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Are these quads for your liking sir?
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>>725401055
GOOD JOB!
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coming right up!
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WHERE'S MY DUBS FILET!
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>Boils a pot of cold water to speed up the boiling process
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I burnt the quads sir.
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It'll be a few more minutes on those trips Chef!
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*burns toast
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HOPE THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH SIR!
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(slices and dices some nice quads)
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THE QUADS ARE BURNt HERE ARE NEW ONES
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>>725401356
*scrapes the burnt part off
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FUCK
IT FELL DOWN
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SHIIIIITTTTT
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Someone check on the dubs!!!
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>>725401401
*applies butter
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FUCK!
IT FELL DOWN AGAIN!
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Quads coming out the oven sir.
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>>725401387
UNDERCOOKED LIKE A ESCAPED JEW YOU STUPID FUCK!
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>>725401438
Finally, Puts on plate. Dinner is served
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FUCK
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>>725401304
LOok! LOOK! LoOk! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?
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Dubs served medium rare, ready chef!
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>>725401499
Nice one.
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>>725401483
*cries as he fails
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>>725401499
WE HAVE THE DUBS CHEF!
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Where these trips supposed to be medium rare.
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>>725401522
nice dubs chef!
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>>725401466
THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING DO IT YOU DONKEYS!! WHY DO I NEED TO DO ALL THIS SHIT!
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We're up on dubs, here's that first order of trips, chef!
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>>725401499
>>725401522
Wow, 2 dubs in a row.
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>>725401616
No chef, trips ready chef!
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The Trips are done Chef!
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Here you go chef
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QUADS INCOMING
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Quads are just in the oven chef, 5 mins tops
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>>725401688
WE NEEDED TRIPS TO MANY DUBS
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>>725401730
It fell down chef.
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MAKKERONI
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>>725401688
NO MORE DUBS YOU STUPID FUCKING GRAVE FUCKING IDIOT SANDWICH!
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>>725401765
:C
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>>725401744
Now thats some next level shit chef.
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quads chef
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>>725401844
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Trips ready Chef!
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TOO MANY DUBS YA DONKEYS
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>>725401889
Off by one
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check list

5 dubs
3 trips
1 quad
help
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This is why I work here Chef! To learn from you and do something great with my life!
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>>725401844
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Trips are in the oven chef!
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fuck you chef
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made a new quad sauce chef!
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>>725400294
the trips are ready chef
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WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
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>>725402000
FUCK YES THTA WAS MINE
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Someone get the trips up the customers are waiting!
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>>725402000
TRIPS CHEF!
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>>725402000
Delicious trips you have there
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Quads coming soon chef
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TRIP ARE HERE CHEF !
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I'm calling you out. BAM! >>725400294
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Quads r comin
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C'MON C'MON
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QUADS! NOW!
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2222 chef
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Time to cook some feed
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QUADS CHEF!
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Trips are coming chef!!
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Would you like some ravioli?
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>>725402132
YOU CALLING ME OUT YOU FUCKING EXCUSE OF A COOK!
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These trips are ready sir.
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I got some Trips for ya Gordon, Trips to Flavor Town!
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>>725400294
the quadsgumbo is ready chef
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yes chef
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>>725400294
This is the best I can do
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Thoroughly cooked trips
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RATS HERE! MADE FROM THE FAMIRY RECIPEEEE
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I trained in Japan for 10 years to bring you this master piece chef.
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Ima shove this BAM! So far down your BAM! You won't be able to BAM!!!!!>>725402372
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Trips right here Chef
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Dubs ready chef
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Fuck you Ramsey you fucking nigger cunt
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Quads are on the way
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Yup
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>>725402641
LEAVE MY FUCKIN KITCHEN YOU FUCKIN 2nd CLASS COOK!
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>>725402000
nice trips you fucker, now get back on those quads!!!
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fafka u kchef
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>>725400294
Dubs get
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I fuck the digits
I make them cum
I fuck the digits with my serpent tongue
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i've got dubs chef.
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THIS SUSHI IS RAW
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Wassup! *big-e cheese walks into thread,
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Quad here chef
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We need more trips
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>>725400294

MORON
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QUADS ARE READY CHEF
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Take your ass back to /ck/ and make me a sandwich. Let my people go. >>725402870
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plz kek gods
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>>725401466
Checked
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>>725400294
One nigception ready chef!
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Ive got dubs ready to go
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Sorry chef, here are your trips
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'strayan pizza ready chef!
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Three
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Why can none of you niggers get quads? It's so fucking easy.
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Two
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>>725403552
See?
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One
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>>725400294

TRIPS UP
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>>725403597
It's
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>>725403624
E A S Y
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>>725403533
checked
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gooooooooaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll.
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>>725400000
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> cooks repeating digits
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>>725403663
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Did OP or Gordon Ramsey die?
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Gave my meat a good ole rub , should be quad worthy now

Yeeeah boy
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Here you go chef cunt
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>>725403822
Hopefully not. I just got quads
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I already got dubs twice and head chef is out having a smoke or doing lines again, figures.
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OP is a fag, missing for 15min now
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cook em
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>>725403663
FUCK SO CLOSE
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h.. here it is chef!
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Wtf man this food is sick man.
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They want quads???
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OP died, thread is over boys
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fresh shark ready chef!
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Here is your quad my lovely chef
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Mmm quads
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Check them awk-yuck-same-a
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onlo
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One fresh quad coming right up!
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SHIIIIET
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Quad cake is in the oven chef!
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>>725404308
Fuck you, those quads are mine
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>>725406343
M I N E , I said
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>>725406374
Fuck it, I'm done.
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