Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>725376834
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
when lucoa will always be me
>>725392541
I think the other poster finally gave up though
>>725392861
Any plans for today?
>>725393372
Don't overthink it
>Time for a shower
>Hamakaze claimed
Claiming without a waifu because why the fuck not. YUIKO IS MINE
Still here
https://clyp.it/ah2i5l11
>>725393448
Its more that I can be ready to leave earlier, my alarm goes off 75 minutes before I need to be out the door.
>>725393573
USAGI GA NIGETERU
カラミチーマス
Mash come back.
Anyways my grandma is alive thankfully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on0gbX8cF1I
I love Kumiko!
>>725393539
Forwarded from Kancolle SFW.
>>725393791
Hi Mado. Voice clip huh?
>>725393822
hooray grandma!
>>725394005
I'm bored.
with no one to vc with
>>725393569
>>725393665
just need to finish my work and then play vidya till I'm tired
>>725393791
can you say " I love you " in Russian please!!
>>725393851
I usually post the pictures i might use there first
>>725394128
Poor Mado. It is pretty early huh?
>>725393799
*autistic screeching*
>>725393791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S9hyOtNrIP
>>725394155
that sounds like fun! what games are you planning to play?
everyone here has weird voices
>>725394535
Eat shit Paragay, I'm fucking coming for you
>claiming
>>725393791
bored
>>725394350
That made me giggle, thanks Hama
>>725394540
Mine is even weirder
>>725394535
>>725394540
WHats a normal voice anyways?
>>725394413
crusader kings2, hearts of iron4 or TW attila with the medieval factions mod
>>725394540
I don't
>>725393791
see above
>>725394540
Does the word "Subjective" mean much to you?
>>725394609
BREAKDOWN
BREAKDOWN
>>725394633
Are you implying something :thinking:
How much did Amatsu say?
>>725394182
https://clyp.it/luuzixvq
>>725394279
Yeah, i suppose it is.
>>725394350
https://clyp.it/cxtf230i
>>725394540
r-rude.
>>725394630
Same, I'm trying to decide on something to do.
>>725394732
what
>>725394540
I have no voice!
>>725394572
hello miss Peek!
>>725394732
you like strategy games a lot, huh?
>>725394866
Go back to Slutshima, Venezuelan slime
>>725394941
this and
>yea I was masturbating
made my day thanks Russian cutie
>>725394540
Except Kagami and Karen.
>>725394866
He only leaked your ERP sesh.
>>725394941
I should get out of bed
>>725394986
Yes, yes I do
>>725394941
sorry I was being retarded, this is what I meant just need to finish my work and then play vidya till I'm tired
>>725395105
Yw anon.
>>725395258
You should!, come play video games with me!
>>725395266
What kind of work, and what kind of games do you enjoy?
Here, but eating
>>725394540
These are alright, I don't know what you're talking about..
Claimmed
>>725393468
I'm a bit of a masochist and when they realize that they leave me alone. Why aren't you careful?
>>725393483
You are a good daughter. I left my parents the first chance I had when I was 24.
>>725393510
Hell no, how was your nap?
>>725393569
>giggles
Evil little thing~
>>725393663
Guh look at those fun bags...
>>725393665
So close to Satan's trips~
>>725393791
What accent is that?
>>725393822
Yeah?
>>725394535
>>725394609
>>725394866
Oh shit he did it the absolute madman
>>725395238
Can I get those logs
>>725394540
I know, I hate my voice.
>>725394009
Unfortunately doctors aren't giving service and she still has her bladder stone.
>>725395616
For reasons
>>725394986
hello again "not drunk" friend
>>725395403
University assignments, grand strategy and historical mainly
>>725395403
Alright I guess. Let me make something to drink. Any game in particular?>>725395616
It was ok. I get some alone time in a few hours so looking forward to that
>>725394540
I hate my voice so much because I sound like werewolf when I raise it.
>>725395014
Calm down french-canadian toast.
>>725395238
Again? I told him not to do it again.
>>725395667
Nah I'm just trying to piss of Alice, so he likes me more.
>>725395616
Russian/American Accent, i guess.
>>725395731
I like both of those things, ck2/hoi4/stellaris
>>725395747
I don't remember what we had in common.
>>725395788
That sounds fucking hype, read something as a werewolf.
>>725395570
I'm sorry if i confused you...
>>725395616
Not a girl, but i'll accept the compliment regardless.
Thanks.
>>725394630
>>725394732
>>725395788
show it
>>725394714
there is no normal
>>725394863
it was a joke...
>>725394941
I tease
>>725394986
:x
>>725395238
tristana and gardevoir make me wet
>>725395570
hama sounds like he's underwater
>>725395670
everyone hates their voice
That was a good shower
>I dont hate my voice
>>725395902
That's great do you play them often
>>725396009
no
>>725395672
Are you currently studying people's personalities and personality disorders?
>>725395747
Looking forward to that fap huh?
>>725395793
Hey Mash
>>725395902
I like your accent, it's very light but I can hear it.
>>725395902
Hell no!
>>725395950
Oh damn I thought you were all this time.
>>725396009
No thank you.
>>725396143
Hello Hamakaze
Looking at steam library for something to do, all I see is an endless list of things I don't want to do.
>>725396009
>show it
But that's scary and effort
When I use discord I can't play it back and hear myself
>>725396265
Not really, no, why do you ask
>>725395266
that's good! strategy games are good for your brain and make you think on your feet!
>>725395616
not evil!
>>725395670
that's less good
is she at least in okay condition?
>>725395673
hello <3 was your day well?
>>725395793
hello hello who are you friend?
>>725395902
Plenty of stuff. We only really played overwatch and PoE>>725396265
Not a fap. Going to watch some dogs
>>725396009
>everyone hates their voice
I know people who don't.
>>725395793
He obviously cannot be trusted, I should know.
>>725395667
Either you ask him or you give me some good money.
Lightheaded again.....
>>725396320
You kinda remind me of my psychologist when he "studied" me for a year lol
>>725396377
It's okay to be evil! We need more of you in this world~
>>725396395
Aww cute. Will they behave for you?
>>725396420
>420
>Lightheaded again.....
>>725396562
Nope, I'm just a person. Do you want to ask me things?
>>725396403
>all this pics of Satania.
I know you're implying something. You want me to switch, don't you?
>>725396265
Hey fam, what's up?
>>725396377
I'm Rubbu dess, who are you?
>>725396403
Why do you want money I just want logs ;_;
>>725396265
>studying people's personalities
I enjoy doing that, but i try to keep my armchair psychology to myself.
>Thought you were
Ehhh understandable. I've been mistaken for a girl over then net quite often. I've yet to figure out why, but i suppose it's my problem.
>>725396377
I've been playing them for a very long time
>>725396874
hello, mash!
Toot toot motherfuckers
>>725396562
Yeah they are sweet dogs.
>>725395616
You aren't Mash.
>>725396009
I dunno if people like mine though.
>>725396377
She's better now, but was in so much pain she but down hard enough to slightly move her jawline.
>>725396009
I know
<3
>>725396143
Same actually.
>>725396174
Fairly often.
>>725396265
Oh, thank you. And that' too bad i wanted to hear.
>>725396395
After this smite match.
>>725396958
Liar, only 300h in CK2, pleb
>>725396940
>pics of Ruler.
You really want it that bad huh.
>>725396958
>mfw people probably think I'm the erp Mash claimer.
Aaaaaaaaaaaa.
Hello Ayayayaya.
>>725397105
OwO
Claiming best girl
>>725397183
>Not including my righteous role of being an Artist
Update your memes already
>>725396562
I accept then!
>>725396874
hello Rubbu! I'm love-anon!
>>725396958
you must be good then <3
>>725396995
hello mister Thomas!
>>725397039
you said it was a bladder stone? those are supposed to be one of the most painful things in the world! I hope she passes it smoothly and she feels well soon
>>725397357
hello miss Floor Saya!
>>725397099
That's fine I'm making coffee and setting up my stuff
>>725397183
Also, this
>>725396377
Its ok just a bit cold and rain is freezing outside
How about your day ?
>>725393791
That's not singing! You don't even sound sick!
>>725397172
Why did you pick Mash as your waifu?
>>725397440
Saya is enough.
Hai Anon. Why don't you have a waifu yet?
>>725397172
How are you doing?
>>725397371
Ai your opinion doesn't concern me, stop.
>>725397440
Heya
>>725397172
Kaga should be Ruler tbh
>>725397665
Don't lie to yourself, it means everything to you
>>725397474
Sounds good.
>>725397629
Hi saya, how are you?
>>725397440
I hope so too, but doctors won't do surgery.
>>725397901
I'm good. How's you, Anon?
>>725398011
>anon
>>725397901
Alright just hit me up
>>725397629
Because she's my type.
>short hair with nice body
>is shy but strong when needed
>cares for others deeply, especially those who she loves
>can be cute but can also be serious
>>725397665
All fine here. Was studying but I'll stop for today, or at least for a bit.
What's up?
>>725397768
You just want that erp tbh.
But remember, Kaga is underage.
>>725397440
Oh, hello, love-anon. How are you?
Also, why aren't you claiming?
>>725397594
that sounds nice! stay warm <3 I'm doing well
>>725397629
love-anon needs no waifu!
>>725397922
don't they just give them a wire mesh strainer, and you wait to pee it out? did they at least give her something for pain?
>>725396580
I could go for some right now!
>>725396751
Oh yes why are you always so modest?
>>725396874
Show me those tits!
>>725396954
>armchair
What do you think of the people here?
>possible girl
You should post your penis with a timestamp because I'm having a hard time believing you're male.
>>725396995
Oh god
>>725397039
Ah okay I'm Rem then~
>>725397099
Where are you from? I also felt something sinister in your voice. I can tell that you're not a very nice person.
>>725397440
Why are you so nice? What do you get in return?
>>725398202
I don't claim a waifu! I claim love and spread it to everyone <3
booyah
Ben is bad at block -_-
>>725398202
>Two lies in a row
Wow I thought we were friends
>>725398202
lemme smash mash
>>725398301
I get the possibility of making someone's day suck a bit less!
>>725398301
What is it now?
>>725398301
I'm from Russia, Living in United State currently.
Creepy-ly accurate.
>>725398178
O, hai Mado! How's you?
>>725398202
Tbh I found her quite meh, but that might only be because it was just a rather boring one hour, one episode special.
>>725398225
You should! Having a waifu would make you happier!
>>725398507
You're very nice, if you continue like this you can be Alice3.
>>725398516
Thy Creator, what can I do to make my father's last years on this Earth more comfortable?
>>725398394
>lies.
But you want to erp and Kaga is like 17.
>>725398422
Is this NepNep? :^)
>>725398301
I'm not the faggot I-lewd-my-waifu-constantly Mash.
>>725398309
>>725398309
But the point of the threads is to claim a waifu, so people can recognize you.
Why don't you at least get an avatar?
>>725398845
>get an avatar
>
>>725398722
I'm going to stir clear from you...............
>>725398845
Damn. I kind of like Lewd Mash because she doesn't afraid of anything.
>>725398329
nice try Ai
>>725398202
I'm just eating my dinner
>>725399055
Having anything nice for dinner?
>>725398807
Good, how are you?
>>725399046
Why do you say that?
>>725398722
Mr. Mado, we have concerns that you may have had something to do with the manipulation of the presidential election. Please turn yourself in at the nearest police station.
>>725398807
I just need you guys to make me happy <3
>>725398836
I disagree! Alice is great and all, but I don't want to be Alice. I want to just make sure everyone gets along, or at least tries to!
>>725398845
everyone already recognizes me though! I may at least start using NS at some point once I generate a tripcode, but for now I like being the anonymous love machine!
>>725399046
>stir
Steer
ugh!
yall need a harem
>>725398225
don't get too drunk now
>>725399235
just chicken pasta bake nothing special
>>725398836
You could start a Crusade to retake the holy land and earn your father a plot of land there
>>725398359
No one cares
>>725398845
No Becky, this is Ron.
lemme smash
>>725399055
Always giving my best for you+
Also enjoy your dinner
>>725399462
Ben?
>>725399260
You seem like the type of girl to knife someone in the back and believe you did nothing wrong while they're bleeding on the floor.
>>725399295
What can we do to make you happy though?
>>725399317
I wish I was that chair.
>>725399415
Oh father of divine light and warmth, where is this holy land?
>>725398301
But I'm not modest
>>725399623
Who?
>>725398807
Oh yeah, the movie is boring as fuck. Only reason I watched it was because of Mash, but oh well.
Game is better for that the movie when it comes to that characters anyways.
>>725398954
What's so bad about getting an avatar if the guy doesn't want a waifu?
>>725399046
>she
Do people still think he's a girl?
Lewding your waifu is wrong.
>>725399295
Well, yeah, but only if you reply to them (mostly), but I guess some other anons can make out that it's you by how you write.
Either way, up to anything?
>>725399055
That's nice.
Doing something while eating besides being in thread? Anime, maybe?
>>725399485
Do you have blue?
>>725399670
You kinda are~ you can't fool me.
>>725399719
doing my work while I eat, it's a sad existence
>>725399719
If anything I get a strong female vibe from them.
>>725399668
It seems like the holy land os located in a place known to you as "your neighbours garden". You have to errect a flagpole with the flag of the Vatican and occupy it to fulfill this deed.
>>725399769
I would have to disagree. What makes you think that I'm modest
>>725399260
I'm alright. A bit bored. Not sure what to do.
>>725399295
You still should! Then you could spread love with your waifu!
>>725399719
Yes mash, lemme smash~
>>725399668
no no, I just need you guys around, I mean! I don't require anything other than being here with all of you!
>>725399719
I'm here to make people happy and smile, why would I post anything other than replies anyway?
>>725399940
there's no waifu that fits me though, is there? I could post hearts maybe, but that makes me post even slower than normal!
>>725399866
But wait, I live in a city and there's no grass where I live...
>>725399888
Ay those trips, now I don't know what to think.
I think you're modest because you're very smart even if you think you're not.
>>725400100
Because I'm not smart
>>725399719
Hmm, have the games been released in the west, or do I need to know moonrunes to play it?
>>725400085
There might actually be one! Have you seen Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei?
>>725400100
Occupying the neighbours flat seems to suffice too
>>725400324
that's a very complex name! I've never even heard of it!
don't take your own time up by looking for a waifu for me though, it's okay <3
>>725399988
Fucking kek.
Also, I like red better.
>>725399821
What are you working on friend?
>>725399858
It's not hard to pretend / act like a girl on the internet. Plus someone who's constantly erping will obviously act like that.
Not telling you to not think of him like that, not my concern, just saying.
>>725400085
Yeah, I guess you're right. It's just nice being able to recognize people by their claims, which is, yet again, the point of these threads.
>>725400324
They haven't, but there's a vlog where you can get all the dialog translations. The idea is to play the game and read the translations at the same time.
>>725400634
A presentation I have to give tomorrow
>>725400615
It's an anime. Really good too. You should watch it!
>>725400634
What kind of game is it? Partly VN and partly some sort of strategy/tactic game?
>>725400634
Well fuck you Mash, gonna smash someone who's less picky and not such a bitch
>>725393663
I am claiming her now.
>>725400634
but without namesync everyone would think you're miss Mash until you tell them! it's easier to recognize people by interacting than just look at pictures!
plus, I'd rather talk to people than just scroll down and see who's here!
>>725400881
it will be great!
>>725400889
I'll put it on a list! is it on netflix or crunchyroll, or should I find it on nyaa?
that reminds me, I'm home and I need to listen to those albums mister Vinyl mentioned!
>>725400889
Turn based RPG basically. At least that's how I'd classify it. And yeah, like other Fate games, party VN, partly game.
>>725400881
About?
>>725401142
You could always wait for other Mash.
>>725401422
Well, don't worry. I don't know why I'm posting Mash right now. Most of the time I'm in thread I post Ruby, since people recognize me like that much easier. And uh, it isn't? It's much faster to realize someone's here by looking at their pics / namesync than to read what they say. Otherwise, you always have filenames to look at.
Actually that's a really good way of meeting new people. Good for you anon.
>
Claim
>>725401422
I don't use netflix or crunchyroll myself, but you can find it on nyaa.
>>725401424
Hmm, I'm almost interested to try it out..
>>725401676
there's people who use weird filenames sometimes, though, so I have to ask anyway!
>>725401681
hello miss Tomoyo!
>>725401866
I'll look it up shortly! thank you for your recommendation <3
I'm sorry everyone, I can't post, too sick. Bye Alice
>>725402309
bye miss Sono! please feel well soon <3
>>725401424
>>725401676
heretic much?
>>725398301
That's vague.
I decline. You'll just have to live with that doubt
(...) Below the article there is now also a daily women-joke. Today for example: "How many women do you need to change a lightbulb? 100, because women are stupid whores, haha". Helmut K. slaps his thighs laughing
>>725402309
Bye, take care and get better!
>>725402309
..Sick?
Byes.
>>725401866
It's gonna be really hard unless you buy it somehow. Apks don't work anymore, Bluestacks and some other popular emulators don't work as far as I know, etc.
I don't know if you can buy it. All I know is that I can't.
>>725402092
True true. Well, if it helps you out, my filenames are always begin with "qt", like, "qtMash", "qtRuby". I sometimes post reactions though.
>>725402399
As usual.
>>725402309
Take care friend.
>>725402092
Hi
>>725402618
Why are you using that avatar?
>>725402618
Oh, then it probably isn't worth the effort.
>>725402618
that makes sense! I'll keep an eye out for them!
>>725402632
how are you? are you well?
>>725402972
No
>>725402766
Why not?
>>725402829
Probably not. I've tried and tried without much success. Pretty sure I got a few viruses in the process.
>>725402972
>mfw I said "are always".
I hate it when I want to type 2 things at the same time and end up mixing them.
And alright fam.
>>725403019
I'm sorry, friend :( what will help?
https://youtu.be/KCxu254yg2U
>>725402309
Okay, feel better soon
>>725403845
Idk
>>725401424
a person who I thnk has important historical significance from the 20th century
>>725404293
going on discord might
>>725404293
Have an uplifting song.
https://youtu.be/ohOtDA3dTAA
>>725404392
Oh boy now I actually want to do your presentation, about Rommel or something sigh
>>725404928
he was a good general but his actions aren't as great as other people, if you know what I mean. He was on my short list along with Lord Mountbatten. The problem is they don't have a huge long term effect
>>725404443
I am on discord
>>725404488
That's nice
>>725405129
We are on discord, but nobody is here.
>>725405298
good morning!