Where's the strangest/most perverted place you've

over your mother's open mouth

>>725391430
On my way to work, in my car, while driving past a lot of people on the highway. No one noticed.

anytime i go into someones house for the first time i make sure to bring them a potted cactus which ive jerked off in

I swear to God I once did in the oncology floor when I was hospitalized

In the handicap stall of a university bathroom

Driving in a car (almost killed myself), back of a public bus, in my attic dressed in my aunts clothes in the middle of summer (probably 120 degrees up there. Jerked off three times in an hour and almost lit my dick of fire from the heat and friction).

>>725391889
Me too she's got a gutter mouth that one

>>725391430
>hospital (where rooms was detached by thin, transparent glass)
>camping house on summer camp
>next to my mother sleeping by my side

When I was a teenager I would ride my bike over to this girls house I worked with. She had 3 younger sisters. I was friendzoned, so no chance of actual hookup. Whenever I used the bathroom over my many visits, I would nut in something fun. Either a lotion bottle, conditioner bottle, or even on their toothbrushes

I can't stop jerking off in my car when I'm parked somewhere, and when I'm driving I just leave my cock out and try to see who notices.

>>725392785
I always wondered if someone jizzed on my toothbrush.......... Fuck

>>725393059
Ayyyyy! Which sister were you?

WW2 submarine

the train, to a girl in them tight gym pant things in front

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The guard shacks of fort bragg...and various porta potties around the world. Including the phillipines.

>>725393219
the one with the 4 inch schlong
I'm surprised you never asked to see it, I was so into you!

>>725393219
The one with the cum dried toothbrush

>>725393413
Ok way to steal my shine faghole

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>>725391889
funny and original
how old are you 12?

>>725391430
>very often on a small path behind some houses by night
>in a car while driving
>balcony
>public pool
>bus stop in the morning
>in a bed while a bro was asleep beside me
>cousin's bathroom sniffing her pants
>corridor in my house
>... to be continued

At home

>>725392109
I just jerk off onto thier bathroom rug

Church kitchen, while service is going on. I think of gay stuff while i do it.

I jerked off a friend on the path in some woods with people around.

>inb4 fag

I am.

Hotel bathroom. At a friend's house while staying over.

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>>725391430
When I was young and didn't know what I was doing:
In a church pew on Sunday, when mom asked what I was doing I replied "trying to pick lint out of the corner of my pocket".
Also under a blanket when the whole family was watching a movie together.
In hindsight, they probably knew but didn't have the heart to tell me
>Mfw I'm realizing this for the first time now

>>725391430
School toilet. Was sexting with now wife and I got horny as fucking hell.

>>725394644
I feel that. I used to meet a bunch of 15-18 year olds on this app in high school, talk to them and sext on kik. One day at school I got a FaceTime request and excused myself to the bathroom where we mutually masterbated. It was pretty hot, never heard from her again :( maybe she didn't like my dick

>>725391430
In a baseball dugout while insanely high.

>>725391430
Friends sisters bedroom overnight while wearing her panties.

>>725395196
You can always find another bitch for this. Well maybe she just wanted something sexual with a stranger and once you had done it, you weren't as much of a stranger anymore.

Lucky she didn't see me masturbate though, I lasted like 30 seconds. But then we've had sex where I lasted 30 seconds with my wife. She takes it as a compliment.

>>725391983
I used to sit in parking lots and rub one out to hot milfs walking by.

Church

A street corner at night

>>725393795
This is more morally perverted

>>725395780
This. Yes. Everyone gave my friend shit because his little sister was really hot. I knew exactly where her pantry drawer was. But the best was finding used ones

>16
>kids family is out town
>go to a small party at a guys house I didn't really now
>get drunk
>friends pass out
>I sneak into the kids 11 year old sisters room
>smell everything and rub my dick on it all
>go into her closet and jerk off with panties while sniffing some
>cum in the panties and through them back on the floor
>feltgoodman.png

>>725391430
Graveyard, finished on some ladies tombstone

naked in the bed of my 11 year old neighbour girl. I was 15.

>>725391430
This one time when I was like 13-14 it snowed a lot so I had a snow-day from school.

I decided to build an igloo (full blown igloo, roof and all) that was enough for me to lay down in with my legs slightly bent.

I fapped in this igloo.

It was GLORIOUS.

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In the restroom of a plane during landing

>>725391430
your handbag

On a skiing chairlift

-while driving on the highway
-while my Catholic roommate was asleep 10ft away
-in a 120 degree porta john

>>725391430
I'd like to jerk off on that mouth. Damn

>>725391430
Not sure if this is the strangest place, but I learned how to masturbate by sticking my dick into this stuffed animal puppet. The head was a tight hole so I pretended to "sex" it. I didn't even know masturbation was possible until I blew my load into the puppet. i think years later my parents sold it in a garage sale

>>725391430

I would like me some kisses from her.

>>725391430
My little sister's bed while sniffing her panties

>>725399984
Damn that's shit is fucked up

>Parents out of town when i was 15
>Sisters boyfriend comes over
>They go into her room and closes the door
>Anon goes outside a peeps though the window.
>Sees boyfriend pull sisters panties off and starts to go down on her
>3 min or so later he starts fucking her
>Anon watches and starts to jerk off
>Seing my sister cum a few minutes later makes me cum buckets.

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Either during middle school in a bathroom (i skipped class)
Or on my friends room floor at a sleepover

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> be me in junior high
> used to walk alot
> broken home night owl
> walked past apartment
> summertime and windows open
> heard something
> sounds like a girl enjoying herself
> creep to ground floor window
> can't see shit..
> pick up twig and work it through screen mesh
> part curtains slightly
> younger girl than me from school
> savagely jilling off
> start squeezing cock through pants
> just about there..
> she cums.. I cum.. Twig*SNAP*
> "WTF! Who's there!!"
> she is freaking the fuck out
> I'm already running like fuck
> cum squishing around in my pants
> I spent an hour going the looong way home

I had a buddy that lived in the building. Said some creep was trying to break into an 11yo girls room.
Not sure how to feel about this still

>>725391430
About 3 feet away from my sleeping grandmother

Baseball dugout on church property.

>13
>sneak out to see gf
>have sex for a couple hours
>couldn't cum
>head home at 4 in the morning still horny
>decide to rub one out before returning home with the possibility of getting caught and being grounded for a year
>stop at church a couple blocks from my house
>find most secluded place (dugout)
>bust a nut on holy ground
>return home without issue

>lived in house, 1st floor
>friend lives on second floor
>his girlfriend was a hottie... blond, tight body, nice face, always braless with nice nipple show
>my bedroom under theirs
>some nights can hear them having sex
>clearly hear her moaning and grunting while bed creaks
>jerked off to that so many times

I traveled for business and one time I was west of Chicago. Had a big meeting that needed to go an extra day but my hotel was sold out. Found a NoTell Motel and crashed there.

The woman in the next room had to be a hooker. She had guys in there all night and both her and her customers were pretty vocal.

I had to throw in the towel at about 2:00 in the morning or else my dick would develop blisters.

I used to work at a gas station during night shift. When I would get bored I'd jerk off in the ice machine that we would make the ice bags from.

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