When did you realize you're a beta, /b/? >be me, 19yo

>>725388201
kek
>27 years old
>5 years ago on my; me, my girlfriend, and my 3 best mates
>having a party, it was getting on, everyone else had left and i was super drunk
>my mates where sitting on the sofa, with me and where where doing some halo on the xbox, it was only me and my mates
>heard a noise from upstairs
>best mate fucked my girl
>get mad at him, go to hit him and fall over
>everyone get mad at me and they leave, my gf to
>feels bad

>>725388920
>5 years ago on my birthday

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I realized I was beta when I decided to stop being so.

>>725388920
Fuck that sucks dude

>>725388920
>Everyone gets mad
>Friends
I'm surprised you even consider those maggots FRIENDS you even felt bad after that...
We might be betas but there's a certain esteem we preserve and hold.

Anon my dearest son.
Never thought I'd be writing anything like this but here we are. I found your receipt for cough syrup dated Mar 10 2017 at noon. I am sad for you and for me. I promised you
After your last abuse of this drug which you did just after your Feb 4 discharge from [mental health facility] that you would find your belongings on the porch if you did this again. It seems drastic to make you leave but even more drastic to let you stay and shirk adult responsibilities. It's time for you to figure out things on your own. This is the hardest thing I've ever done. You have 30 days from today to be out of my home. By April 13 you will have to leave. I love you so much that I am doing this for you. I also love myself enough to know that I can no longer cope with your non productive lifestyle. So yes this is for me too. I am giving you the gift of tough love.

Love anon's mom

>turn 18 yesterday
>realize i'm a kissless virgin faggot too shy to ask girls out, even though i know they (probably) like me
>promised to myself i'd call a prostitute if i hadn't lost my virginity by now
>too scared to call one
feels bad man, i have friends but i'm still trapped in my own world

>>725389413
I'm in the exact same boat dude, I've been wishing for a gf every birthday since I was like 11, decided I would ask a prostitute but got too scared, about to turn 22 with no progress

>>725389413
Ayy I'm 21, haven't started my diploma and a 7/10 for a male like me still a virgin. Girls find ways to communicate but I reject and ignore them always.

>>725389682
I fear the pressure I have to ensue for such lifestyle of having gf so this is where I am...

>>725389788
I don't fear commitment, I fear getting rejected.
I fear the word of my rejection getting around I become a laughing stock, because here where I live, gossip is big and word gets around quick

>>725389956
Hell, I have something similar to you anon. I have insecurity over my height.
I know you can practice over your fear of rejection but the question is how and when.

>>725390110
Imagine a 20yo walking around plazas and people wondering if I'm lost or looking for the playground. Haha

25 had sex but still feel like a virgin. ive never had a gf for longer than 3 months but the last one i dated was from work and she was autistic (litteraly), had the mentality of a child and her parents were overbearing and to overprotective for me to handle so i left her. also she had no car so id be the only one driving places. she keeps wanting to get back together but i passive agressivly say nothing when she brings up getting back together.

>>725390232
i'm 6"2' and a bit chubby, girls have told me I'm cute before
I've been getting better at speaking to girls though. let's just say that before i couldn't look a girl in the eyes when talking to her, and i could barely hold up a 5 min conversation

>>725388920
I'm assuming you don't talk to any of them anymore

>>725390504
Hmm imagine a skinny guy at 5'4" how about dah? Talked to girls back then but they always cling to me like they show interest to me alot... Guess I'm cool but still somehow beta to take the initiative.
Do you know in my country Woman rocks kpop fashion cause Asia duh! But the weird thing is I'm bald.

>>725390110
Height isn't that big a deal. I figure weight, as lame as that sounds may be a bigger hurdle.

I'm kind of a husky dude, but it doesn't bother me. My shoulders are wide af, so even if I have a tummy, i still look kinda cut kek.

Anyway, i figured I was beta... years ago when I was a kid. Like 6 or 7 years old, I was always a husky kid and ashamed I was a husky kid. Figured girls didn't want or like husky boys then. All I saw in the mirror for awhile is that husky 7 year old, then when i turned 11 or so, acne hit and things got worse. So now I see the 11 year old husky acne ridden little shit in the mirror. I was already self-conscious but then my self-esteem really hit the shitter when I was in middle school. Shit was bad, Anon.

Now at 25, the self-esteem has gotten, a little better. I'm not fit or anything like that, I did trim down plenty in college but still felt bad, man. Can kinda fake it a little bit, at least enough that my friends, family and coworkers don't notice.

This guy I work with, who claims often that I'm one of his few actual boys, as opposed to just somebody he's cool with has gotten drunk and said shit like, "I don't know how someone like anon has a kid and I don't"

>>725390797
here where i live it's full of normie faggot shit

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>>725389413
Same, but remember my dudes
>24 and statistically no happy love life
>if you get over 24 then you still can have kids as your best thing in the world, not matter if divorce

>>725390819
same here man, weight is worse than height.
while character is still really good, weight is quite big fucking hurdle

>>725390819
BigAnon if you don't mind I call you that.
Husky by that you meant hairy? Or perhaps a very easy going guy...Girls in my country digs men whom are easy going and so does everyone but if body is a bit hairy girls here would show distaste. It's generic I guess but shaving practices could be put to good work if disciplined.
Ever consult gels, lotion or therapy for those acnes? Even if Chubby what's more important is your health. Did I ever told you I have High LDL cholesterol level? I eat a balanced diet but my parents said it could be genetics haha

>>725388920
thats just what girls do man, she was probably tired of being with you, bored of you or whatever but she didn't want to confront you about it because mutual friends. So she fucked one of them, they could hook up, you stopped seeing all of them, the new couple lived happily ever after. Sucks but one of my friends is pretty much in the same position now, except his gf fucks and makes out with random guys and he's the only one that doesn't know about it, been meaning to tell him but I don't wanna deal with that shit to be honest

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>>725391066
Ayy just think of Weight and height is like the economic debt, to take a amendment to progress;
Weight should be like a big economic reform and it hurts real long but in the long run you excell and gainz

But height is like you keep pressing the QE and money printing to maintain the sanity over a period of time it gets worse.

>>725391066
Fuckin a, check em.

And yeah, you can lose the weight and feel better, but sometimes, the issue is far deeper than just being a fat fuck. Kids are assholes. Honestly, I'm not a bad guy and wouldn't make fun of someone unless I was friends with them and gave eachother shit all the time.

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Never really thought I'm a beta, never did anything autistic enough. I've always been extremely shy around girls but thats pretty much that, and even that I managed to sort of 'recover' from
>get accepted into college
>cool
>feel like I can change some things about me since I'll be meeting new people in a new town
>get a proper hair cut
>wear more normal clothes
>step up my game a little, be cool
>lots of bad shit happened before college so it gave me this "ignorance is bliss" feeling
>felt shit but at least confident enough to not seem autistic
>chat up all the people I felt were somewhat cool
>doing pretty well for myself
>get into a group, we smoke weed, party every week or so, hang out, see movies, play vidya together and so on
>never done shit like that, always had this one friend
>even girls started noticing and liking me more
>still virgin tho, but have a good feeling about the future, been getting more confident every day

>>725391833
been fat all my life mayne, i have no excuse to not lose it
been trying for so long but no luck, guess i'm pretty fucking lazy

>>725388201
fight someone. for no reason. just be as confrontational with anyone on the drop of a dime
its actually fun, the fear feels good

>>725392007
AsianAnon here, You know what you guys reminded me of? The difference between Mikhail Kalashnikov and Eugene Stoner.
One was in poverty and the other Rich.
One was hailed as hero the other unknown
One was disappointed of his own invention the other was proud.

>>725392103
aye same here, but girls have always like the style i've kept, for me me it's just a matter of making the move
My social life is pretty much like yours, go to parties, meet new people and shit like that, except every day i get more of the urge to kill myself

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beta as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xXJrVQmvb4

>>725388201
nigger that's not beta, that's fucking omega. I mean, I'm sure I'm below beta as a 21yo kissless neet virgin but at least I make time for my family. shit dude what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>725388201

actually, you're just an asshole

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>>725392103
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>>725390819
Ayy AsianAnon here, I think I found the root of all these beta and an hero problems with an Answe...
And it's gone.

I do sometime felt like to an hero is it because we compare ourselves to other and degrades our esteem by then?

>>725392336
I think girls always liked me for my sense of humor but over time, when real life started fucking me in the ass, I couldn't bring myself to be as funny as I used to be, like I'm too tired for that shit or something. Still manage to make people laugh, but my 'cool' side (if I even have one) decided to come out more since my sense of humor is lacking a bit nowadays. I keep my cool around girls and don't seem desperate, I think they seem to like it, its just I'm shit at making the first move and I don't know where I'll go from there so I always fuck it up.
I want to an hero every day, don't get me wrong, but I think the fact I feel that way gave me the confidence I need to at least do some things in life I didn't have the balls to do before. Still not fucked up enough to chat up random girls, I don't even think its that hard, its just I can't help but think too much about it and it stops me every time, bein a 6/10 on a good day doesn't help either

>>725391407
Not at all, mein freund. I am BigAnon. Well, not that big, I'm only 5'11.

By husky, I mean a bit overweight. As in, I can go to Old Navy or wherever and still find reasonably fitting pants.

Im also not that hairy, I can't really grow a full beard. The hairiest parts of my body are my junk, my armpits and my legs. I have a happy trail despite having a tummy which girls actually like, they like happy trail.

I took accutane in my late teens, actually so most of the acne is gone. All that's left is some of the scarring, so I got a bit of Edward James Olmos thing kek.

And yeah, I think a lot of it is genetics and health varies from person to person. Some of the fittest people I know constantly get sick. Just this weekend I got smacked with a stomach flu/virus for the first time in... maybe two or so years. I don't get sick very often to point where it knocks me the fuck out with vomiting and diarrhea.

>>725392285
BigAnon here, i don't quite follow, man. What do you mean?

>>725392735
I've always been the funny guy in my group too, although people still find me funny, they've been more interested in my personal life lately. Things I do in my free time like writing and composing music and shit, people seem to be interested. Same as you though, can't ever make that fucking first move. I've tried going for a few girls, but at the end end I've always been fucked over

>>725392762
aye same, overweight but not that excessive shit you see in those stereotypical murica shit.
may seem hard to believe but i'm quite sporty and can run as fast as my thin friends, but i'm too lazy to put it to good use

>>725393068
are you me? pretty much same things happen to me man. They're not interested in my personal life that much, they don't ask but I'm also writing and producing my own music and they've been sort of clued in on that and want me to keep them updated. I also tried making a move on this chick I knew but she was so shy and lacking confidence she told me she would have a breakdown if we were to meet up so she just wanted to keep talking. That was my first attempt at chatting up a girl and trying to ask her out and it was miserable. Thought it would be a confidence boost I needed but turned out to be the opposite

>>725392762
AsianAnon here, I'm no expert but never give up, think of the silver lining. Have hope on your weight. Ever tried Fasting maybe shorten to two meals per day? Cut off some of the drinking by quarterly to reduce belly. It's nice to hear you got off the acnes but the James Olmos part was kek but still should improvise on fashio-nwise.
I'm a Theravada Buddhist and believes in Karma and did you know having fever, flu, cold, diarrhea and etc is a mean of passing your and karma? Good to hear.

>>725392942
One is concerned over height while the other is weight. That's the relativity explained in reference of Guns

>>725393506
*Passing your Bad Karma

>>725393489
dayum dude, that's weird
girls ask me all the time to take them to my live gigs and let them listen to my music and shit.
I've tried making plans to go out with girls but the plans just kind of fade away and we forget about it. Actually earlier today I was talking about going out with my crush this weekend, she seemed to agree.
also ye, two girls that i tried going out with did these things to me:
> first one had a boyfriend all along, she was messing with me the whole time.
>second girl hooks up with guy before date, we end up not going out

>>725393506
oi mate i just finished having the flu

>>725393255
AsianAnon Here, I had a friend whom was twice the size of me in terms of fat but I double dare you guys I fucking double dare you never challenge him on a 400m Sprint. It will bring your skninnyness to shame. That guy is a fucking tank with diesel power.

>>725394036
hahaha dayum, same with me but i can beat the shit out of people (as in with my fists)

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>>725388201
don´t be beta anon!
Alpha fucks,Beat Bucks,and Omega looks to get out this fuck place!
Be a Omega!

>>725394028
AsianAnon here, Good to hear mate, Flu is shit when the weather is changing in front of you. Went to doctors and they advice flu can take up to months if yer weak.

>>725388201
your parents are worthless
they raised a self-obsessed twat

>>725394493
never go to doctors or take medicine, always let nature do it's thing (unless it's serious)

>>725394697
strengthen immune system naturally!

There is no such thing as beta.
You fags are so quick to generalize us as a species.

We're not lions or wolves... we're humans.

Alpha wolves protect and lead their pack.

Alpha males (humans) by your definition fuck bitches and do whatever they can to improve their position in life (including fucking other people over).

The true alpha male is a husband and father who provides for his family no matter what.

Fuckin fags. You are only 'betas' because you want to be.

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>>725394259
I still remember the teacher scrutinized his body weight during sports training day, told him his weight Will hinder him. As he told him and the other contestant to line up for Sprint he put in his 4th gear and finished the Sprint in less than 3 minutes while the others was lagging and stopped he fucking roasted the teacher I front of his black Indian face KEK. Did I told you my friend didn't even use his overdrive gear?

>>725394869
fucking faggot, these are meme terms
plus, it's not like nature made us like this you fucking dip

>>725395068
Then who made you such a fag? God?

>>725394936
holy shit i gotta see this, especially overdrive

>>725394869
A True Alpha Male
>be a good Husband
>takes care of Family
YOU KNOW THE TRUTH, SPEAK IT!

>>725395216
myself, never implied that someone else or nature did it.
hence why this thread was created.
maybe you're the one who should end their life out of all the others in this thread

when i started browsing /b/

>>725388920

Dude, a guy slept with your girl you had every right to beat the shit out the other guy.

>Be me, like 6 years ago
>Naturally skinny, fast metabolism
>At someones house
>Drunk girls.avi
>for some reason they're taking turns sitting on peoples laps
>my turn comes
>"I'd sit on anons lap, but I dont want to crush him!
>Now i've progressed and have grown alot muscle mass and all around weight wise, I guess that was the motivation I needed. Still have trouble putting on weight though

>>725388201
Dude I pity you.
Fuck, that's so bad. Cheer and man up boy.

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>>725395412
AsianAnon here,
The thrill is gone.
Bring it Back!!

>>725391678
>thats just what girls do man
So, beta ?

>>725388920
Oh fuck that's so wrong. Dude you're not a beta but fuck, theyre not "friends" for sure

>>725388920
>Try to hit guy that just nailed your gf
>Friends get mad at you for that

I think losing them may have been the best thing possible, their logic is fucking retarded

>>725395727
you can be alpha all you want but that won't make you interesting enough for girls not to cheat on you. Girls are like that, even the most innocent ones like to cheat, everyone gets bored at some stage. Unless the chick is insecure enough to stay with you because she thinks noone else will want her

>>725392103
Good for you man, really. That warmed my heart.

>>725394697
AsianAnon here. Seriously? I guess I should stick to my Chinese herbs and taichi.

>tfw Girls are able to get with any guy they desire
>tfw Girls get bored of guys and hop to the next one so fast
>tfw girls dont need time to heal after a breakup cause they're so used to it

>>725388920
Topcuck

I bet you kissed her dirty cock lips after and liked it

>>725396074
yeah man, i just drink tea and chill out all day, it helps.
never really was big on doctors and medicine, it worls

>>725389677
FUCKING KEK

>>725389956
Dude you're 21. Who cares if you ask a girl out ? This is maybe the most "natural" and normal thing in this world. If they mock you then fuck them, they're mentally challenged. You should try some meditation / some life coaching or another shit like sports to man up and gain confidence.

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>>725392762
BigAnon and other Anons, AsianAnon here I'm tired and should sleep. Shot its 0337 hours here. It's been a good share especially BigAnon, I hope you could triumph over your fear and may you reject your rejections one day and gain better physique and same to the other fags here too. Gud Nite!! :-)

>>725389413
Do it, it was the same for me but I called a hooker when I was 19.
It was interesting to have sex and a nic experience.
I didn't have any sexual experiences since then (it's not long ago) but at least I don't think about myself as a "virgin" anymore.

>>725396452
18 here mate
also, i do other a lot of stuff with my free time, a few sports too

>>725396538
did you tell her anything? like to walk you through that shit or something?

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>>725390604
the other 3 are cunts, one, he was one of the ones i did halo with, he's not a bad guy, it was just peer pressure you know
the other 3 are cunts, my ex-said she did it with my other mate for the last 3 months, cow

>>725396199
AsianAnon here, aww shieeet how the fuck did I forgot me tea!! I still had them stacked the whole shelf with PuEr, TieGianYin and other neat stuff. I guess I'm not much of a tea man. GudNite BTW

Be me:

A>18 yo gurl
A>lives in Germany
A>in Germany I'm a fucking Putin lover but in Russia I'm a Nazi
A>dropped school because no friends and it was the shittiest school here
A>want to loose weight, but I'm in love with my ps4 and 4chan
A>ironically had to go back to this school, but the new class is a lot better, because my drug dealer is there
A>dunno what to do with my life
A>no dad, mom is drug addicted
A>have to buy stuff for her
A>steal her weed every week
A>since my mom broke up with her bf she's only drinking and smoking the whole damn day
A>broke up with my bf too because he destroyed me and my life in many ways
A>fucked his best mate
A>my best friend is a cat
A>I know I'm actually a good person, but no one really likes me just because I'm fat.

>>725396774
gn mate, gonna pass out soon too
i love drinking rooibos

>>725396579
It's the same if at 18 you fear rejection there is a problem among your friends, your community or, and more likely, yourself. Go out more then, make socializing a norm in your life and everything. The more pressure you'll get, the more suffering and introverting you'll get. Believe me I was a fucking beta

>>725396891
Nite mate.

I need Anthony Bourdains private cell number!
And dont be a beta fag on this one too.... POST HASTE MOTHERFUCKER

Reading these is hurting my sides so i shall share the day i realised my brother isn't a dick and actually a pretty good guy.

>Be me 16
>Parents go in holiday
>First day of first week go downstairs to get some juice and have a cig
>Bro walks in
>Anon are you still a virgin?
>Cough up some juice and say shyly "um yeah"
>Broke up with gf that week and only did blow jobs and finger bang
>"Bro says throwing a party and I've invited a few girls
>The party begins later that week
>2 hot girls attend 8/10
>Bro says what one do you want?
>Pick hot busty girl who works at a music shop
>My bros friend likes her
>Bro says if i can score her go for it
>She chooses me
>Go to sleep
>Me and bro with girl
>I'm Kinda drunk
>At first i panicked
>Playing snooker with a rope
> She deepthroats me
>Get hard
>Fuck her and cum in pussy
> Tell bro next morning and never call her again

Not long after i did get another girl preggers
Also party girl was 21 i was 16

The neet in me died that day

>>725396668
Fuck her man. You're better without her or those maggot friends

>>725396872
no one likes fat people
tits or gtfo

>>725396991
I go out every weekend man, i have a perfectly functioning social life.
I'd say the problem is more with me and a bit with my friends/community since they do gossiping shit, it's got me spook'd

>>725397151
Damn auto correct
>Me and bro go back to our separate rooms with girl we chose

>>725397165
Fuck her hard! but back to anthony!

>>725397363
Anthony Bourdain could help with that... but we need his cell number

>>725396872
learn how to greentext

>>725388201
This is not beta this is being an unsufferable little asshole

>hurr look at me i'm such a loner

No you're not.
Hope you end up really alone one day see how it feels
I'm sure you think you're so cool acting like that
You bullies didn't bully you hard enough

>>725389397
Fuck man....

>>725397673
I think he is just autistic.

>>b

>>725397673
that is exactly what Anthony would say! maybe you have his cell number.. its really ergent !!

>>725389397
>so beta you can't even say no to a receipt

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>>725388201
>2014
>back yard party in isla vista
>wandering around
>girls come through the gate
>cute one bumps into me
>say she sorry
>ask if she came their to dance
>
2min later
>her head is between her ankles
>she's twerking on my dick
>people are snapchatting us
2min later
>on the side of the house
>she's sucking on my dick
>people start snapchatting us
>walk her to her dorm
>start doing the fuck on her
>start to go soft
>nowtfno no
>blame it on wiskey dick
>whydidimasturabte5timestoday.jpg
>say well wait until the morning
>Kiss and snuggle thru the night
>morning comes
>she's not into
>looks ashamed
>I'm ashamed
>go home sad and insecure
Y tho

>>725395922
there was more to it, i said stuff about his dad and i guess the other knew and weren't surprised. 3/4 of them though i was an arsehole anyway, its kinda crazy thinking that happened 5 year back you know

>>725397846
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>make new friends
>pretend to be ironically autistic for comedic relief
>the facade starts to wear out
>tfw everyone knows I'm legitimately autistic

>>725398035
Anthony bourdain!! The mystery man of the world! I need his cell phone number!! help me out.. or jejj

>>725396137
>anon sitting at home, being 15 with no friends
>shits himself and dies alone

>>725394296
P l e a s i n g o f E n g l i s h , y e s ?

>>725388201
>Birthday yesterday
>Just turned 23
>Still don't have my driver's license

>>725397165
ye well I haven't been able to get anything good since. small cock, shit jobs, no social life. it's why i come on here

>>725397941
god fucking dammit man learn to spell

>>one of you cunts better start giving me Anthony Bourdains phone number or else im not gonna gonna post nudes of Ottavia Busia

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>>725398546
Why not senpai? How can you drive me to your bed if you don't have a driver's license?

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>>725398386
Pls! come down from my cock

>>725393506
Are you packi Asian or Chinese/Japanese asian?

>Be 20
>go to kitchen for slice of cake
>cake not longer wtf.jpg
>Realize sister ate last slice
>be sad so go on 4chan to cheer up
>come across this thread and thank godI'm not a virgin

Thank you anon

>>B is my personal guerilla team, go get the damn cell number of anthony bourdain!!!

I've known I'm a beta since I've known what a beta is.

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>>725389397 beta

>>725397151
>Not long after i did get another girl preggers

Wellllll, I don`t know if that`s too good at the age of 16. How did that turn out?

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>>725398269
stop doing drugs m8

>>725392667
Not op but the reason why i always hated my cousins and sibling is cuz they never really care about me when i was little there were only a few siblings that i actually like out of my whole family which really is big and, i always hated my dad side of the family cuz those guys really didn't gave 2fucks about me this is why everytime they come over i complely ignore them which they rarely do.

>>725399876
Help a brother out for gods sake man.its super important.

>>725399876
And i am MD and ill take all the god damn drugs.

>>725388201
Took me actually some time
>be me
>never really a people`s guy
>had a gf with 14y but nothing at all happened and I got dumped after 3 months (kissless)
>fast forward: be 18 and have drunk sex with random chick and I didn`t cum because too drunk
>for the next 5 years having no contact to girls whatsoever
>basically kissless virgin, because all I remembeer from that one night is that I did not cum
>home-dwelling /b/tard
>be 23 and finally form friendships with girls
>try and fail with 5 different ones
>last one was a kissless virgin aswell which never had anyone interested in her
>get turned down "anon please we are just friends"
>tells me can not see me again because "too uncomfortable"
>ok
>holyfuckwhatwentwrong.jpg
>beta as fuck
>now 25
>fucked some hookers
>fucked a "normal" girl
>flirt and get numbers regularly which mostly don`t lead anywhere
>date in wednesday

You can get out anons. You just have to want it. And fuck hookers.

> have a nice work, gf lives with me.
> have a gf that at first hated vidya but after years together now plays with me.
> she is better than me in most videogames except the paradox ones that she find boring.
>everything is fine. But i dont have friends outside my gf

Im okay i guess.

>>725398299
Ha the bro story was mine, i love this site after a hard day at work you guys make me laugh
>>725399797

>>725399797
I have a kid and don't see it, so not bad anon

Realised it when I was 22.
Took me about 3 years to turn it around.
Ever since then, I've enjoyed life;
>Fucked countless girls.
>Have polyamorous relationships with the girls having full knowledge that I am fucking other girls.
>Have taken many girls from their beta boyfriends. They give up year-long relationships just to fuck me once.
>Earn more money than any of you niggers.
>Have a better and more important job than any of you niggers.
>Never spend any money on girls, unless it's a coffee.
>Fuck girls on 1st or 2nd dates, having known them 30 minutes - 2 hours tops. Otherwise I just ignore them.

You can easily kill the beta inside you. It just takes a lot of motivation and balls, which none of you have.

>>725388201
When I reached puberty and realized I had no body

>>725400910
When you where 22, I'm 23 and focusing on my job, you're a permabeta

>>725401096
Then how do you type?

>>725401106
were*
I have a masters in one of the most profitable scientific fields. I choose my own hours. I am an expert in my area. I had my masters' finished when I was 25. Your job? Good luck. You'll never get paid anything near my starting salaray.

>>725401371
And he lived happily ever after.
Oh wait. He didn`t. He realized his life is empty and shallow and all his "beliefs" are worthless and no one ver loved him. Then he died alone and miserably.

>>725400910
>>725401371
Its salary you fucking Walter Mitty wannabe, I can smell your bullshit from here.

>>725401624
Sure thing. Because life is about staying at home, playing vidya and masturbating.
>>725401646
You can smell whatever you want. You're a beta and always will be. You could easily live life to the fullest, but you don't have the balls.

>>725396872
go for a run fatty

>>725390110
>>725389413
>>725389956

have you seen 100 days of rejection on youtube? Watch that shit, it'll fucking change your lives

>>725401371
Wow

I have a doctorate in chemistry
I'm working at phizer right now bro so just quit while you're way behind

>>725398770
I actually like it here