Rate my autism Thread. ITT: we talk about our embarrassing "autistic"

>>725387976
10/10 kys

>>725387976
8/10 pretty fuckin austic

When i watch dragon ball or naruto i work out because i wanna be strong like them. im 16.

>>7253888888
Where is it

>>725389012
MODS

>>725387976
Indoor autism, a strong kind of tardness
>>725389012
Delusional autism, but if is working for you don't lose your faith.

>>725389012
OP here
2/10 not anywhere near autistic if you ask me

Every time I go to the supermarket I turn around every single celebrity tabloid in the checkout lane so I don't have to look at them and neither do other people. I have been doing this for 10 years

I have a hard time letting little things go. I have very little motivation to do much, so when I actually get motivated and something interrupts my plan of what is supposed to happen, it kinda triggers me. Pretty much only when it's something I could otherwise control - meaning other people's behavior isn't so when someone else does something shitty, I just kinda say it can't be helped and press on.

For instance,

Last weekend I went to an anime convention because all the VAs from the new dub of Sailor Moon were going to be there. We went to a panel and I had a hard time hearing the panelists because crowd noise from the hallway was interfering. So I got up to try to close the door. First I asked the people around the door if it was okay - most of them looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language. Then I tried to close it but the door was either too heavy or locked in place (it was one of those portable wall things, non-permanent). I kinda laughed about it and tried it a couple times but it didn't work. Then I went to sit back down and when I looked at the audience, the whole panel was watching everything that had just happened, saw I was too weak and failed at closing a door, and didn't have much of a sense of humor about it.

Now that's autism.

>>725389553
OCD

I rate 6/10

>>725387976
childish 4/10
>>725389012
Delusional 3/10
>>725389553
doing god's work 1/10
>>725389950
5+1/10 autism I heard of worse cases the +1 is going to anime conventions

>>725389950
3/10
you're that guy who says someone's hair looks only ok when they ask you what you think of their haircut

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Daily reminder that autism does not exist. It's just a ready-made excuse for laziness, cowardice, immaturity and social failure.

Autists aren't "ill" or "different" or "disabled", they're just scheming, manipuative dweebs pretending to be special.

>>725390696
Huh?

I'm the guy no one would ask that question to because my hair is shit and always in a hat.

>>725390622
Thanks for the +1.

i talk to my dog
no bully

>>725390989
upgraded to 5/10 for not understanding people and why they would ask that question. Seek help

>>725387976
as long as its not in public its ok i guess but its still mad cringe and if you ever get a gf she will call you a tard if you accidentaly do it in front of her

>>725390779
>Daily reminder that autism does not exist
Spoken like someone who has never dealt with someone with autism.

I mean, good on you for avoiding us but why are you posting about something you know nothing about?

Or maybe you're autism and don't know it?

When I drive I pretend to shoot things with my "finger gun"
I'm 35.

>>725391105
I'm gonna see how high I can get my score.

Okay, so why would my opinion on someone's hair be valuable when it's apparent I have bad taste?

i guess it's okey on a scale of 1 to 10 i would say 1 as long as it makes you happy there is no harm in it

>>725391231
0/10
pay attention on the road , though

>>725389012
not autistic, you actually understand the underlying messages under the stories better than most people, shonen manga is usually about men becoming stronger versions of themselves through trial. Watching anime is a great way to hype yourself up for anything.

>>725391037
1/10 shit normies do, GTFO

>>725391231
completely normal and kind of charming, if you're white.

>>725391231
watch out that a cop doesnt see you and mistake you for a blackie

>>725389950
anime convention 10/10 only acceptable if you're going with bitches

>>725391280
because they want someone to tell them it looks good. The understood official response to someone asking about their haircut casually is to tell them it looks nice, especially if it's a girl.

>>725391462
>going with bitches
Well, that's not gonna happen.

Well, I went with my brother and his wife. She cosplayed. I'm not going to fug my sister-in-law, though, nor is she cute enough to lure any bitches to my lair.

>>725391400
I'm white.
My wife told me to stop because she's afraid a cop will pull us over, so now I do it to cop cars just to piss her off.

>>725391364
t. doesn't talk to his dog about killing jews

>>725391548
Yeah, I know that.

But would you go up to a fat guy and ask him how to lose weight?

I think you might have some of the autism too, Anon-kun.

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>>725391231
3/10 spirit gun!

>>725391585
alpha as fuck especially if you do it with her in the car

>>725391652
I only fake shoot cop cars when she's in the car.
When I'm alone I stick to street signs.

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>>725387976
Act as socially retarded as Tomoko from Watamote.

I also compare myself to anime characters like in this post.

>>725391198
I gotta say that I'm DEFINITELY Autism

>>725391585
Next time do it with blackface and a dashboard cam.

If they stop you, you can claim racism.
If they don't you have proof cops ain't racist.

ITT: special snowflakes who belong on Tumblr.

GTFO my board you insects.

>>725391548
yeah, which is really shitty. if i get a new haircut or clothes and everybody just says it looks good i get really paranoid that all my stuff actually looks bad.

>>725391927
no

>>725391927
6/10
You used insect as an insult unironically

>>725392031
they're laughing at you behind your back anon. Always.

>>725391198
>Spoken like someone who has never dealt with someone with autism.
Correct. Because. They. Don't. Fucking. Exist.

They're just spoiled millennials using a made-up condition to get an easy life and a free pass from others.

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>>725391927
>ITT: special snowflakes who belong on Tumblr.
Autists were here before you and we'll be here long after you're gone.

>>725392135
You think the Earth is flat also, huh?

>>725392129
THAT'S NOT HELPING ME YOU DICK

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>>725387976
when i was 15 i played football with the local 7 year olds

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>>725392286

>>725392135
I mean the term has been around since the 40s but whatever
Not sure if you're serious or if this is bait.

I asked in a general if anyone wanted to go to a new years eve sex party, then didn't go because no one wanted to and I didn't have anyone to go with

>>725387976
when i was a kid i got locked out of our apartment when parents were at work. got the office to unlock my door..
after he opened it and started walking away i said "youre welcome"

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when i was 11 i wanted to fuck my mam, i wrote her a note saying i love you and wanted to have sex

>>725392723
jesus fucking christ

I hate going into certain public places I'm not familiar with by myself. I normally drag a friend with me or I just don't do it or put it off. You want me to go somewhere I don't normally belong to bring something to someone or do something? Not gonna happen.
I've been suspecting I have aspergers low key for a while because of other things, but it's not serious.

>>725392723
you're gonna have to elaborate on what happened afterwards

Im finishing college this year and i didnt go to one party. I dont like to be with other people and big groups just make it worse

>>725387976
this thread is less about autism and more about insecure behavior

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>>725392723
really nigga

Naw bro, that's perfectly normal.

>>725393117
6/10 yup you got it good
>>725392652
wut/10
>>725392363
2/10

>>725392135
What about the non verbal ones that screech and hit shit that they put into special buildings that look like fake stores and they try to teach them to sort?

When I have a zit, I HAVE to pop it. I love popping zits and removing splinters, I have like 40 videos saved in my youtube of the best ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDKSDeTtHaQ
I used to contribute to popthatzit.com before youtube made it irrelevant, I was a member on the forums
whenever bored I will check my face and back of my neck for bumps, I can tell exactly when something needs to go and just what to do for it
If I get out a good ball, I put it on my mirror to remember

>>725392652
that's called a brain fart, normal/10

>>725391927
9/10

wew nice one

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I won't kiss a girl until she's gone to the doctor and brought back a clean bill of health, whenever I meet someone we both go to (our choice of) clinic and when we have the results 2 weeks later, we can kiss.
I've gone through 6 relationships like this

>>725393840
ok, than i must be a god amongst you retarded peasents

>>725393763
Fuck i love that shit too, im a self proclaimed nromie but i also look over my gfs body each night pimple hunting

>>725391328
10/10

>>725394049
If a girlfriend has a zit, she has to let me pop it. Otherwise it will just distract me forever

>>725393057
>>725392723
Bumping for story on what happened after she found the note.

>>725394013
No one i know would ever deal with any of that kind of shit, it amazes me 6 people agreed to this

>>725394163
I love the ones that have a crack kinda pop to them, its like the skin breaks and it all just comes at once

>>725394200
Girls like me, and it's not like we don't do other things before kissing.
Kissing is special, and I don't want herpes.

>>725394013
how do you find 6 people to do this? if a girl doesnt even call me back i drop it

>>725394267
yessss those are the best
those solid virgin white little balls that just instantly appear, no blood or fluid just, it's over and you know you got it, back to homeostasis

>At restaurant
>Urge to pee
>Enoughly Anxious to pretend to know where the bathroom is
>Exit the restaurant to pee outside
>Come back in restaurant
>Everybody is looking at me, laughing
>Peed in front of smoked windows everybody saw me
How autistic is that

>>725394316
Why so paranoid? Close encounter? Into really nasty women?

>>725390779
Aww anon got ignored while his autistic cousin got all the attention.

>>725394449
Oh buddy youre speaking my language

>>725394463
10/10 unredeemable

>>725394500
>>725394316
impressed people will do that. pretty much everyone with hsv1 lies about it btw. I got it at 35 yrs old! how? chick lied. confronted her afterwards, continued to deny it ( she was only person I'd been with in months ).

oh well. not that big of a deal - pretty much everyone ends up with it by the time you hit 50.

you should probably learn to relax a bit, but w/e.

>>725394420
I meet girls at meetups and they're interested in me? I don't know, I think I might have gotten a mutant pheromone gene from my dad or something.
>>725394500
sometimes I'll be dating several girls at a time, and one of the rules for that is you can't let one relationship affect another, or it'll be over. Yes they all know eachother.
Also I plan to have a wife someday.

>>725394013
fucking 8/10

>>725394693
If someone lied to me about an std and I got it I'd torture them to death.

I once thought suicide is not an answer.

>>725394463
5/10

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>>725387976
Im so autistic i post on /b/
In public

>>725394698
>I meet girls at meetups
what is a meetup - like for autistic kids?

>>725394847
1+1/10 for being a normie edgelord

>>725394693
tell me about this girl anon, she was a drinker wasn't she? Into weed?

>>725392135
Autism is really an overused term that should really only be applied by doctors. Too many people diagnose themselves as an excuse to continue being neets.

But I can tell you, the autism spectrum is a very real disorder. I grew up dealing with the issues of high functioning autism (learned to speak and write late, developed social skills at an incredibly slow pace) I have never used my condition as an excuse (eg: I am an autistic so you should ignore me hopping out of the window like some cool anime kid), but rather as a reminder of the unique challenges I have to overcome and areas of personal development I have to focus on in order to function as an adult and professional. My wife is diagnosed aspergers, and my daughter is likely going to struggle with social development issues as well. (I am hoping she takes after my mother in law, who is the furthest you van get from autism spectrum disorder)

It is a real disorder. You van turn a blind eye to it, but that's in the same vein as denying that the sky is blue.

I'm an atheist

>>725395010
like a munch. When people with like interests arrange to meet and eat together while they get to know eachother. You don't go to meetups?
I think you might be more autistic than me

>>725387976
When I play smite and play as a hot Goddess I think that I am a powerful sorcerer in real life that seduces those Goddesses and is making them do as I please as in fighting for me and all that

>>725394800
no you wouldn't. not realistically. you'd be angry, might throw a tantrum - but physically torturing someone? doubt it.

>>725395051
no and no. she just didn't realize that her "cold sores" were herpes. lots of people don't realize this.

>>725395172
>like a munch.
like a BDSM munch? What kind of meetup are you going to?

>>725395224
was she black?

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>>725395081
Holy shit that's a lot of text

>>725395301
yeah pretty much.

>>725395312
no, white and fat. prison guard. was my fuckbuddy after a 8 year long relationship.

>>725387976
I bring a cold tea in from my refrigerator and dump it on my hands while im in the shower. I also eat the garnish that comes with foods as well as watermelon rinds.

>>725395199
4/10 delusional

>>725394997
Pretty brutal 9/10 almost full tard

>>725387976
Thought i was the only person doing that shit, i imagine myself into any anime world or movie, while i listen to music, nobody knows this

I crossdress

>>725395199
pretty much the only way to play

>>725395971
I do this all the time
Also imagine potential conversations long before I have them

>>725390779
You're stupid. Stop trying to pass your opinion as fact.

>>725396077
in public or private?

>>725396267
both

>>725395375
requiring people to get STD / clean bill of health when engaging in risky sexual behavior with multiple partners isn't autistic, it is common fucking sense. Get out of this fucking thread.

>>725396535
Infact, there was this one time this bigger guy passed me, then said "Jesus I hope you lost a bet or something" I pretended to ignore it(was with friend at the time) but it made me so sad that I have a hard time dressing up in public now.

>>725396535
autist if you do it badly
normal if you do it well

>>725392363
1/10 normie shit

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>>725396707
You tell me

>>725387976
I post sex greentext on /b/ that are things that my girl and I have actually done irl and I enjoy the comments anons make.

I used to post her pictures, but too many people saved them, so I got creeped out and stopped. I strictly post anonymouse stuff now

>>725396842
would fuck and whip if you pass an std test

>>725396842
awwww. you kinda cute, id fuck you

One time these girls I had a crush on were talking about anime (casual not weeb shit) so I tried to impress them by going all niko and screaming hentai

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>>725396949
>>725396973
Honestly though, this is just my best picture imo, I have worse ones. Your not in Texas by any chance are you?

>>725397079
close, but no. I'm sure you can find some local guys to rail you.

>>725396842
DudeInADress/10

>>725397079
wtf is wrong with you faggot, you're ugly and disgusting as fuck queer

>>725397185
>>725397218
Aww oh well, I've actually found a few. But honestly the main crowd I attract are like 40 year old men who ironically are the same who make fun of me >>725397234
>>725397308

Also
>bait/10

>>725392135
I have autism and I wish I didn't. Everything is harder. Sometimes my thoughts don't seem to be my own. That being said, I've worked my ass off, put myself in situations I just can't fucking deal with, and pushed on even when I just want to kill myself. There are only a few people I trust that know I have autism and it has driven a wedge between us. It would have been better and easier if I had told them I was a faggot. Now I have a full time job in a skilled position and I live in my own place. I might have autism, but I think your complete denial of something that you don't even understand is pretty messed up. Have you had your mental health checked? Purging bullshit thinking from your brain can really change your outlook on life. It should be easier for you than me since you are a normal guy.

>>725389012
inb4 ban.

>>725389012
You have to be 18 to be on here.

>>725397420
How do you know that you have autism? from what you're making it seem to be you're just a very depressed faggot with social anxiety, you niggers call everything autism

>>725397640
I was diagnosed with aspergers in middle school but my parents couldn't deal with it. I started researching autism, hiding my symptoms and lying to my doctor. Eventually he go too turned around and sent me to someone else. My new doctor was easier to fool and I got diagnosed with severe depression. Now my parents think I'm just some very depressed faggot with social anxiety. They don't even remember that I was once diagnosed with full blown aspergers. It was a real diagnosis and it still stands. Everything else has been a lie and that's how I want it. I can buy guns, drive a car, get a normal job etc. If someone diagnoses me with aspergers that all goes away. I just can't have a intimate relationship because the spergs have to vent eventually so I need my privacy.

>>725398912
So what is it about it that exactly bothers you cause I can't understand , bad social stimulations as in you get tierd into socializing with a female and building up a relationship? what is it? cause if so I have that issue too but it is because of my crippled depression and mood swings, I suffer of severe cases of depression and I can be very bipolar at times too, social anxiety too, I'm sure you're not really autistic at all bro depression can really make you delusional believe me I used to think I'm going to die of cancer and shit like that bro

>>725396169
Holy shit anon, you are my lost brother

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>>725399503
>>725398912
>>725397420

>>725394463
Holyshit

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I keep open tabs long after the thread is over in case I want to finish them later

>>725389553
I have actually been doing the exact same for probably longer. Where (city) did you pick up this odd habit anon?

>>725399591
Often when I'm watching my youtube favorites I'll act like I'm showing them to somebody I work with, and have imagined scenarios where everyone is trapped in the building for some reason and the only thing we have to keep ourselves entertained is the laptop I brought

>>725400381
Washington DC

>>725396077
I do too when I'm drunk. I do it for the lulz, kind of like a gender version of black face.

>>725399503
It's like having 3 or more personalities simultaneously. One is trying to be normal, one is focused on anyfuckingthing but the task at hand, and one is telling you that your doing it wrong. Everything I do is involuntarily second guessed. There are also strange thought loops. If a particular thought or phrase or piece of music gets itself lodged in a thought loop it can be stuck there for days, weeks, years even. Some people with less than average intelligence who also have autism will just blurt out these phrases involuntarily. I've gotten pretty good at blocking the thought loops. I don't have one going at the moment. The oldest one I have is something I wrote like 20 years ago. I'm not gonna write it. It's cringey and as melodramatic as a 15 year old can get.

>>725400522
I'm down in Dallas. At least I know I'm not alone.

>>725401331
keep up the fight brother

>>725401146
the thoughtloops get to me too you need to put music on your phone asap

>>725401146
I go on /f/ everyday to clear thoughtloops by replacing them with new ones. Try this when something is stuck in your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs

>>725401331 you should go and fuck >>725397079

>>725392471
everything on this board is bait.
literally everything.
any opinion, disputed fact, story is bait. this fucking reply is bait.

>>725402541
Oh, I already know. I have like 200+gb of music. I also write pages and pages of poetry and short stories. I'm thinking of going to school for creative writing to get a degree I don't actually need. That way if I every try to get anything published it would be more easily considered.

>>725387976
I'm the same way im so glad I kno someone does that

>>725402710
lol, this video is great. I live by that dancing bridge (the second one and the one they built next to it anyway) and an overpass kinda like the one that didn't line up. I think about those fuck-ups a lot.

I often have imaginary scenes happening in my head that can be distracting me from something when I am bored. Usually when this happens il have my fingers tapping fast against eachother like Mr.Burns in front of my face while imagining. I dont do this where people can see me.

I feel autistic, can someone clarify that for me?

every person who looks at me I size up how I'd beat them in a fight

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I'm pretty autistic, I use b

>>725387976
hey i do the same!

atleast your not this guy:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnAfI1peoVOnJuisBq4Ea5A

>>725397418
Nah dude
You need more make up for your man face.
If being a tranny doesn't work out, do yoga and weight lifting

>>725400335
What are you looking at on google maps?

I take ALL the coupons from coupon dispensers at the store. Stand there for 20 min each taking every coupon.

>>725405320
I did this as a kid until a employee smacked me.

>>725405247
job interview

>>725405320
6/10 but funny

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>>725404945
And on the other boards you do not sit?

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Im a weed junky but whenever i smoke, i go outside behind my garage and sit in this chair and think about shit for a solid hour before i take the first hit.
Also i think synthwave music is the best and I praise Kek unironically

>>725391105
>upgraded to 5/10 for not understanding people and why they would ask that question. Seek help
Do you know why people would ask that question?

I don't think what you thought the answer was, is the real answer to the question.

This morning I jerked it to a girl farting on a dude's mouth.

To be fair she was pretty hot

>>725405548
What job?

Oh where to start? Well most of my bullshit is up to being OCD, but I enjoy stupid, boring and asinine behavior. For example, I write the alphabet out... over and over and over again also ff it gets too loud, (at a concert, in a room full of people etc) I cover my ears and try to block out the noise.


that's the autistic stuff, the rest is obsessive compulsive shit.

>>725405924
biotech

>>725405820
I forgot to mention that i talk to myself when i do the thinkings

>>725405924
Well, for example, I'm looking for a place where you can conduct a terrorist attack, can this be called a job? Or is it a hobby?

>>725406050
Nanomachines?

>>725406045
A B D E F G

>>725406146
I think terrorism is more of a hobby

>>725406180
that's not really biotech unless you get bacteria to make them for you

>>725387976
I absolutely cant stand doors/windows being open. It gives me serious OCD hysteria.

>>725406264
Well, I'm sitting here and I think which place to choose. What can I advise? My dear anonymus

>>725387976
I'm about to be 20 here and do that, I'm actually autistic though so there's that

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I've been posting in fluffy abuse threads for 3 years

>>725406184
Cant. Help. But. Fall. For. Bait.

you wanna talk about OCD shit? I compulsively finish songs, I need my pencils to be in perfect order. When I was a kid I organized my pokemon cards by type, health, and then evolutionary lines, I tap caps lock after I hit enter or backspace. I can't take showers because I can't stand the water running only down my back, and when I take baths I need to put my hands under the water so it runs over them, down my arms and into my lap, my socks need the be the same length, if I tap my arm or something against anything, I need to tap my other arm against it as well or else I get this almost itching feeling that won't go away, there's more but that's all I can think of at the moment.

I always thought autism is what people with expendable IQs spend their digits on in wealthy countries

>>725407055
No its a social disorder

Whenever I go to movies I obsessively stay out until the previews are done after saving my seat with a jacket. If I go with someone else I bring earplugs or an mp3 player and cover my ears while sitting forward in the crash position until they tap me to let me know the previews are over. I hate previews so fucking much.
I also never go to a movie without sneaking in food, usually it's a Potbelly's Wreck in my pocket but anything decent will do. Used to sneak in full japanese dinners in my backpack at a mall in Princeton
>>725406665
and you're one off from quads too. That must hurt.

>>725407150
10/10 autistic response

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>>725407344
I have aspergers, so does my mom and best (only) friend. AMA.

>>725407754
Tell me how you masturbate and what to. In detail.

>>725407754
why did you respond to >>725407344

>>725408241
To my imagination, it has to have been a girl I've met. Most porn is fucking gross and I take pride in my vivid imagination and kinkyness

>>725408275
Because I'm on a trip around California and I was bored. Wanted to talk to losers and autistic fags.

>>725389950
>10/10
I stopped at anime convention

6/10

I do the same, it's embarrassing when I get caught.

>>725387976
7/10
pretty autistic

I talk to myself regularly and have this insane delusion that there is a ghost or something always following me and listening. I think I might actually be crazy.

>>725409591
Chances are you Just have severe paranoia

>>725409591
The more you think about it the worse it gets. Just paranoid

>>725409157
I miss anime conventions. I used to go to them regularly in my teens and early 20s to lay thicc weeb gurls with low self estee.

>>725409591
If you don't see it. It is cool.

Sometimes I run like Naruto and scream "Sasuke!!!!"

>>725389950
>anime convention
10/10

>>725387976
The doors at the grocery store are not automatic, I use The Force to open them. I enthusiastically say hello to every dog I see, and generally ignore their "owners". I always set my microwave times to numbers evenly divisible by 6 and whenever possible I set them to improper notation (4:90 instead of 5:30). Also I refuse to accept food as a gift because that creates a loophole in magic defenses. I have no problem severing all ties with a person if I feel I can no longer trust them, but I feel really guilty about the fact that I promised my motorcycle that I would fix it and its engine is still sitting in crates in my living room.

>>725397079
Fucking gorgeous, Houston area?

>>725406184
A big dog eat fucking grapes

>>725395106
0/10, youre good.

>>725395106
10/10 seek help

>>725411713
faggot

>>725411072
Fix your bike and practice Kekism for magic buff
6/4

when i was a kid i used to be paranoid about people being able to read my thoughts. i knew it wasnt possible, but sometimes i would change what i was thinking about just in case.

>>725412780
I did that too, untill I learned i have a shit poker face

>>725412780
So that's how you evaded me. Clever.