Walking through a field by yourself and you come across

>>725386337

Check to see if she's okay, if she's dead then call the police and tell then I found a dead body. If she's alive, call an ambulance.

feed her a bowl of my magic eggs of revival
she'd have to eat them all though!

>>725386337
call the police

>>725386337
Cry a bit
Steal bling

harvest her organs

>>725386337
first aid needed

>>725386428
>she
>>725386431
>her

>>725386337
Feel sad for the world then walk away.

>>725386483
>he thinks that dick isn't photo shopped

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>>725386337
ITT: newfags
The correct answer is: "check my map & compass, I must be walking in circles"

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>>725386337
Fuck it because I'm a degenerate virgin who would never get the succ

>>725386483
>>725386571
Where do you bitches see a dick?
look closer, fags
her vulva is so swollen it's larger than your kindergarten dicks, that's all.

Put some herbs on the dick and walk away

>>725386601
Go away CIA meme centre

>>725386337
Call the police you wild faggot

>>725386700

this guys knows. Yup, it's a swollen pussy.

>>725386587
>2017
>still harassing newfags

Newfag

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>>725386431
Is this...from something? It sounds so familiar and hilarious.

I don't know if it was about eggs but I remember something about having to eat all of it.

Kick the dingle to ascertain life extinct.

If it is steal dingle for lols with friends.

Rejoice that there is one less faggot in the world.

>>725386976
>2017
>Still using a number system to measure events on an ever-blur of nows.
>Still using Greentexts
>Is insulted by a hypocrite
>Is assaulted by a hippogryph
>wowest owwies

>>725387057

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/997589-4chan

>>725386976
> 2017
> still being a newfag

>>725386428
I don't know who is fucking gayer, you or the dead tranny hooker

>>725386700
>>725386916

http://www.bestgore.com/murder/tranny-death-dick-hang-out-fatal-beating-brazil/

Nope, still a dude. And I would still suck that fat uncut dick, dead or not.

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>>725386587

>>725387271
Thank you very much.

>>725386337
realize I've been going in circles.

turn 360 and walk away

>>725387673
But then you'd be walking in the same direction! You mean 180

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>>725386337
It's a tough call, she might be asleep or just confused.

Either way a full heal should take care of it

>>725387718
newfag alert

>>725387718
>but then you'd be walking in the same direction! You mean 180

either
A) newfag (lurk moar)
or B) bad b8

>>725386337
Feed her some eggs.

>>725387858
is it you?

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What is a trap?

>>725387860
you just took the bait, congratulations. you're fucking retarded, and a newfag.

>>725388091
ask your 'mother' that question.

>>725387718
Hello Captain Obvious!
GTFO already kid!

>>725386428
>she
Die in a car fire

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>>725387718

Probably just a "heh..." then continue walking. Calling police would be too much trouble because they would probably make you a suspect or ask a million questions and just take up your time while all you can say is "I just found the body there". I guess an anonymous tip would work, but you'd have to be one of those paranoid individuals or someone whos in a current state of work or mindset to carry a pre-paid phone with no name.

Then probably, while walking away, start thinking about their final moments or what lead them up to that moment. Someone probably hated them that bad or it could've been a simple drug deal gone wrong. Anything really. Normally not something you come across everyday so it sparks some excitement, among other feelings.

>>725388036
nope been here since 2008

>>725386483
That is the cunt of a thousand rapings

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I'd spit on it then set it on fire

tag it with urin

>>725386458
It probably contracted a dozen stds at tranny parties.
A responsible citizen would burn that health hazard on the spot.

>>725386337
I thought that was a swollen vagina at 1st

>>725386337
keep walking and maby buy a cookie

>>725389052

trap i swear dont even open0000

>>725388829
....thats what it is, no?

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>>725388555
Good answer, plus trips.

>>725389373
It literally says its a tranny in the filename

360 walk away

>>725389440
Look at the best gore article, it is a tranny hooker

>>725386337
>walking through field
>see dead tranny
>keep walking

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>>725388581
Still a newfag

>>725389492
wow. even in death hes convincing.

>>725389052
source and name on that cutie?

how does one archive a thread, hows it work? automatically? newfag, im sorry. but curious.

>>725389696
Threads don't archive on the /b/ board because fuck us. You could copy and paste everything for personal use though.

>>725389848
ive been saving html for any threads i want to hold onto. thanks

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>>725386337
laugh

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Why do you 'people' keep calling it 'she'

Fuck 'tards these days are brainwashed

>>725386337
wtf..... i fuck this dick bitch and go home

>>725390052
Because shim identified as a female.
Anymore questions faggot?

>>725390524

So if I identify as lion, you'll call me a lion?

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>>725388892
Damn you!

now I want a cookie

>>725389182
yes, but it is a cute one

>>725388459

I didn't actually realize it was a tranny until all of you faggots started calling me gay.

>>725390524
Technically they identify as a corpse

I'd check my map, obviously I'm going in circles

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>>725390524
you are retarded

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>>725389560
That's all you have to say you autistic cunt? You clearly have no one else to argue at.

>>725386337
Something all you fags need to understand about finding a dead body like this: If you report it, they WILL take your DNA and fingerprints. They CAN take it without a warrant and if you refuse they can, and will, arrest you and hold you for as long as they choose. So, if any of you fags ever got into trouble you never got caught for, you can be you will now all because you wanted to be a good citizen. Here are the only choices to make: either make an anonymous phone call from a phone that can't be tracked to you(remember to wipe fingerprints), or just move along and do nothing. You have been warned.

>>725390615
Np if that's what you want, your life, not mine.
Live and let live

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>>725390524
How dare you!
I identify as an apache attack helicopter and if you address me as anything but you are a biggot!

>>725386337
Eww....aids and hiv are strong with this one.

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This thread needs moar dead qt's, whether they be girls or traps.

>>725386587
lel

>>725390992
I'd rather be a fag than a nigger

>>725390821
and you obviously are a narrow minded bible thumping teenlord.
Fuck off idiot !

>>725386337
wonder how a photoshop could escape into the real world

>>725386337
Wonder why tf I'm walking through a field

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>>725389672
Chloe Salpa

>>725391270
>aids and hiv
>AND

Choose one. If you have AIDS it's no longer hiv. It's hiv evolved.
If you have HIV your AIDS is underleveled.

>>725386337
calls mein necrophilic friend

>>725386337
Pull my dick out and come across it again.

>>725391682
thanks for the upgrade... never been called a teenlord before. That will be my new title

check my circles, obviously I'm going map in

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>>725386337
Use cup of wishes spell

>>725391682
>Getting upset about people arguing genders on an anonymous board.

Are you mentally challenged?

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>>725387718
pls no

>>725392328
/b/ hurr durr

do as the same person who pictured her

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>>725392592
say what mother fucker???

>>725386337
"oh boy here we go again"
unzip pants

>>725386337
That is definitely a dick

>>725386337
poke with stick

>>725386337
Nice feminine penis tbh fam

>>725387673
It'd be 180 newfag. I hate when school gets out

>>725388091
It's a chick with tits and a dick bigger than yours.

>>725394097
inceptionfag

>>725388581
bere here since 2002

>>725394097
Being this new, smh...

>>725394580
>>725395151
I've been here since '02 you faggots. Go back to your trap threads

>>725395362
Then why are you acting so new? You should know better tbh

>>725395362
you're trying way too hard

>>725396190
See>>725395643
Don't underestimate the dumbassery of /b/

Standing between her legs I'd unfasten my belt until my pants hit the grass. I'd then squat down , holding my breath and turning my head as not to catch a smell of her head or make eye contact with her browning head as I sink the tip of cock into her smouldering cupcake

>>725386337
cum on feet

When I was 15 I was walking with a buddy thru the empty lot behind the trailer park I lived in. At the end of the lot is a large wooded area. As we get closer to the trees I can hear a group of mate 3 or 4 boys laughing and making noise so I go to see what's up. When we make it over to where they are I can see 4 boys standing around a person on the ground. As we get closer I can see the boys are maybe 9 or 10 and the person on the ground is the little Mexican girl who lives in my trailer park. The boys hear/see us coming and run off fast. the boys had duct taped over her eyes and mouth and her hands together. They had ripped her clothes open and rubbed dirt on her face and chest. One of them stuck a hi lighter in her vagina. I can't help but stare because I've never seen a vagina yet. My buddy walks around her once. She's barely moving mostly just breathing heavy. He stops at her feet and looks at me with a serious look and nods. I think he wants to run or get help so I nod back. Instead he unzips his jeans mounts the girl throws the hi lighter away and puts the tip of his dick near her vagina. He stays there for a minute deciding then plunged into her. She makes a few muffled cries but doesn't fight him. He was on her maybe 30 sec before he started saying "oh god" 4 times in a row then he was done. It happened so fast I was still kinda in shock. He then looks at me and says your turn. Part of me really wants to run but the curiosity and lust won out. I pulled my dick out bent down and mounted her. As soon as I put it inside I was cumming I pumped maybe 3 times. After I got back up my friend said we can never tell anyone and ran off in the back towards the trailer park. I followed and ran home where I hid for a month waiting for cops that never came. Honestly the only regret I have is not sending help for her. The orgasm she gave me was the strongest I ever had in my life even to this day.

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>>725386337
>dat blackface
>call media
>call president
>call Al Sharpton
>call Jesse Jackson
>"don't appropriate muh culture!"
>headlines: Racist Transsexual Offends Several With Blackface Makeup
>riots
>looting
>get new tv