If you could wake up tomorrow in any ancient civilization, which

>>725378049
Ancient California, only thing i'd have to worry about is massive bears

>>725378049
Probably Viking Vinland or Norway/Sweden during the Hanseatic League... Love to travel. Vikings were even in touch with the Muslim world through trade and travel.

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Before the British got there.

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>>725378383
/thread

>>725378205
>>725378383
>>725378442

>ancient north america
>civilization

>>725378505
Indians had pretty large and organized civilizations. They were amungst the first to mass cultivate crops. They would've become quite the society had we not cucked them with our white man guns

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>>725378505
You're just butthurt you didn't think of this.

Whatever the fuck was near Stonehenge i wanna know how they built that bitch

not sure about it, I mean they'r bushes would be 3inches long

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>>725378276
Forgot pic

>>725378872
This is why ancient SW europe is the best. Just look at it

>>725378965
SE* oops

>>725378872
Enjoy your fascist regime:

>Spartans had to prove their fitness even as infants.
>Spartan children were placed in a military-style education program.
>Hazing and fighting were encouraged among Spartan children.
>All Spartan men were expected to be lifelong soldiers.
>Spartan youths were ritualistically beaten and flogged.
>Food was intentionally kept scarce, and poor fitness was cause for ridicule.
>Spartan men were not allowed to live with their wives until age 30.
>Surrender in battle was the ultimate disgrace.

>>725378505
>no unhygenic europoors
>no wageslave life
>no piss poor diet
>no dogmatic religious oppression
Seems pretty sweet to me

>>725378049
I'd go with the vikings and become a seer, sure, I'd have to gouge my own eyes out with red-hot irons, but I'd be guaranteed to get into Valhalla and I'd get to eat shrooms every day and tell people what the gods have planned for them, and if they don't like it, they just have to deal with it, since attacking a seer is a very serious crime.

>>725379240
Don't forget the awesome names, the ayahuasca, salvia, peyote and other trippy drugs, the freedom, and the opportunity to ride between millions of bison on the prairies.

>>725378049
Is that your fantasy scenario in which you finaly get laid because if that's your level of beta-niss you for sure gonna be slaughtered in ancient rome.

>>725378383
But after spain?

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Why is this even a question?

>>725379595
I don't care for the shitty South-American and Mexican Indians.

>>725379595
No before them as well.

>>725379050
I dont see anything bad, are you a cuck?

>>725378049
Ancient Azores.

No humans coming in for centuries.
Only nice climate.

If I had to be part of a culture, I guess Rome or classic Greece could work.
Maybe Carthage, before the Punic wars.

>>725379434
And get massacred by either natives or aztecs

>>725379602
My favorite take on Moby Dick

>>725378049
Atlantis

>>725378049

>He wakes up in ancient rome
>He cant speak their language
>He owns nothing
>Cant get a job because who the fuck would hire a random foreigner
>Eventually beaten by the police and thrown in jail because fuck foreigners you have no freedom here
>Is forced to fight in the arena as a slave because he's too ugly to be a servant
>Dies like a bitch because he cant fight

What a great plan.

>>725379050
Not all spartans were soilders
Only infants who had undiserable traits(most likely just birth defects) were discarded.
But all the same definitely a hard life with the risk of state sanctioned murder and what not.

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Easy choice.
Just hunt/gather food for the day, raise kids, watch out for predators and chill.

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Either Atlantis or Lemuria

>>725378049
I'd say Japan but I'm not a big fan of seafood, so maybe Renaissance Italy since that was pretty dope in Ass Creed 2

>>725379854
OBVIOUSLY you'll be able to speak the language. Come on this is a fun thread, no need to take the theorizing that far.

>>725379872
>Not all spartans were soilders
Yeah some were slaves instead

>>725379872
Spartans had to eat in front of their house with all others so no one could sneakily eat more. Hello Big Brother.

>>725378049
i can't live without the internet.
Internet is love internet is live.

>>725379872
All free Spartans were.

>>725378741
They knew about shaving and such too at the time

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Germany between 1814 and 1914
Best time ever

>>725379876
/this
The late stone age is considered the most peaceful period in human history.
Small settlements, plenty of prey and food resources and the medical knowledge with herbs and such were more advanced than people first thought.
10/10 period.

>>725380211
I'd live in Scara Brae if possible.

In the time of Alexander The great. Because of the library

>>725380257
>Scara Brae
Didn't the people there suffer from numerous parasites? Yuck.

>>725378049
1942.
And take all kinds of bleuprints of tanks airplanes, atomic bom.
Hitler wins war.
He give's me everything i wand.
I live good live.

>>725380372
What would you wand?

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>>725379050
Spartans also promoted homosexuality and if you are a young boy above the age of 12 you will be coupled with an older man who'd probably reck your ass

not exactly ancient but i would go back the "wild west" shoot rob and pillage fuck bar whores and drink whiskey saddle up a horse and native american women live like billy the kid and most of all have my name go down in history

>>725379872
To be a citizen of sparta you had to be a soldier

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>>725380574
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>>725380574
Good luck with the stage 3 syphilis and the herpes and gonorrhoea.

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>>725379876
>>725380211
You know if you really want you can still move to some uninhabited forest and live the stone age way of life. With modern tools, clothing and medicine you would live better than every stone age chief.

>>725378505
the yokuts tribe were known to cultivate and breed animals for trading with coastal tribes and numbered in the tens of thousands, would've been pretty sweet given that their land was the size of most European countries, not to mention it would have been a literal gold mine worth of resources.

>>725380658
I'm actually saving up for this. Have 9 grand so far. Been wanting to live in Sweden.

>>725380478
A big piece of land.
(my own province)
A nice house.
A beautifull young wife.

Civilization: ancient Greece. Would chat it up with Diogenes.

If I had to choose any time of the distant past, would be tsarist Russia during the Romanov era before it fell to shit.

>>725380257
Been there? I have, cool as fuck.
I would probably settle in the area around todays Inverness where I live now.

>>725379401
>gouge eyes
>shrooms
those things dont mix pal you will just hear shit all day to the point of insanity

>>725378049
India when the aryans ruled

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>>725380658
>>725380740
I actually live pretty much like that. I hunt, gather and live of the land. But I have electricity and modern comforts.
>Pic from the area where I live here in northern Sweden.

>>725380944
native americans didn't have horses until the Europeans came

>>725381079
there were wild horses in the plains and scattered throughout america they lied to you bud

>>725381079
yeah they did they brought them over from asia when russia and alaska were connected you dumbass

>>725379854
Way to be a buzz kill as always, faglord

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>>725378049
Ancient Egypt
Get a cheap mummification so i can chill with kek after death

>>725381027
damn, that is pretty.
Far away from all the blind liberal politicians.
Raising the crime rate (rape murder)by thousends with there multiculture vision
they still can't see the consequence.

>>725381744
That's why I hate the south. I consider it a different country.
Up here it's peaceful and silent.
No refugees

Ancient Greece hands down. Grow up around pretentious dick heads, spout Greek superiority, jerk off with Socrates, fuck little kids, get banished and die in my early twenties. It's a dream come true.

>>725381968
Well enjoy it as long as it will last.
In time, that beautifull landscape, will be turned into a ghetto.

>>725382525
Nope guarded land, the Sami own most of the land.
Native population.
No immigrants or refugees even wants to live here. So that's never gonna happen.

I honestly think i would just kill myself if i didnt have the internet, so really anytime before its invention is okay with me.

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>>725378049
Ancient Egypt

>Casual nudity
>Best Pantheon (would draw glorifying images of our lords Horus, Sobek, Anubis, Bastet, Hathor and Sehkmet in the nude to show off their beauty and power and honor my gods)
>Cats are considered holy animals
>Labor so sophisticated they had unions, strikes and paid laborers to build pyramids
>Gold everywhere
>Can have sex with any man or woman from ivory Roman/Greek tourists to ebony Nubian slaves/workers.


Thanks for fucking up the best civilization, ever, Christianity and Islam!

>>725378049
>Drop into ancient Rome
>No money, wearing strange clothes, speaking gibberish
>Absolutelybarbarian.jpg
>Get sold into slavery
>Too weak to be a farm worker and too cowardly to be a gladiator
>Get castrated and sold as a sex slave
>Spend the rest of your miserable life getting buttfucked by fat patricians