State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start: >Chef

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75/hour
>37

>>725376563
>Online DNC shill
>2 cocks/hr
>19

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.85/hour
>34

>>725376563
>Manager of a recreational marijuana dispensary in CO
> $35/hr
>24

Also
>Wendy's
>Chef
You may only choose one.

Army
About 440$ /mo
>not in for the money
>don't really have a choice either

>>725377509
Also 20 yo forgot it

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75/hour
>37

>Sailing instructor
>17
>€6,50/hour

Basically chilling at the harbor watching kids do stuff

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>Service Tech at Newwave communications
>$12/Hr
>25

>overnight stocker
>15.4 doll hairs/minute
>20

Waitress
£7.25/hour
20

>>725376563
>cashier at Whole foods
>16.25/hour
>18

Grocery Clerk at Publix
$9.50 per Hour
19

>>725377851
$

>On site tech support
>$65k / year
>30

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>>725376563
You don't work at Wendy's.
Fgt.

>Waiter at a finnish restaurant
>13.4€ an hour + tips
>17

>process chemist for BIG PHARMA
>~$25/hour
>23

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>>725376563
>Chef
>at Wendy's

uploaded an album on youtube once and made $100 or so dollars. heh

>>725376563
Severe Autism teacher
18.33/hr
23

Carpenters Apprentice
15/hr
20

Governance Specialist
$57k per year, plus benefits
27

>>725377851
What state? How long u been there? That's a decent wage

>>725377689
you are a kid lmao

>>725378265
Tru

>>725376563
>custodian
>$19/hr
>24

EMT/Firefighter
$12.50/hr
22

Instrumentation
$43/hour
25

>>725377994
You teach kids severe autism? I thought that's what vaccines were for

>>725378194
what the hell kind of useless job do you do? file papers from an inbox to the outbox?

>IT systems administrator at DOD engineering >contractor
>$70,000 a year
>33

psychologist/psychotherapist
between €90 and €120 p/hour or 45min, depends
33

>Subway Employee (I do everything)
>$8.25 an hour
>17

fry cook
$10anower
19
tho i was an ice cream truck driver at 18 for
$(a percentage of ice cream sales i made)

Automotive processer at a port. 10.60 an hour. 27

> Wal-mart shelf stocker
> $12.72 / hour
> 19
> Marine Vet

>trucker
>$0.38 per mile + stop fees (usually about $900/wk)
>24

Apple mac genius
21$/hr

>>725379428
>marine vet
dude thats sick
you ever touch a dolphin or some cool shit like that?

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>>725377509
>>725377689
>>725377767
>>725377848
>>725377851
>>725377883
>>725377924
>>725377988
>>725377994
>>725378184
>>725378415
>>725378572
>>725379204
>>725379298
>>725379419
my life could be worse

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>Cashier at Food City (KY-TN-VA company)
>$8.10/hr
>19

Also
>Firefighter
>Free
>19
Join your local fire department faggots.

>>725379584
unless you're fat. sick of fat fucks making us look bad

>>725377689
>17
MODS

>>725377924
underage b&

>Director of IT at non profit
>$85K/yr
>35

>>725379506
XD

>>725379031
Jesus I hope my therapist isnt on /b/

> Sys Admin
> $55k/yr
> 25

>>725379506
>genius
kek, you just swap out the entire motherboard and call it a repair job

>>725379656
>volunteer firefighter
>sick of fat people making
>US
>look bad
the "US" must mean the REAL firefighters with abs of steel and 10 inch diamond cocks. You aren't one of them you 19 year old baby fat small dick wannabe.

>>725379793
id say thats pretty genius

wouldnt you?

>>725379730
like button clicked

High end Escort
$500-$2500 per night
26

>>725379797
Found the fatty.

>>725379868
wow react

>>725376563
Why you post this same shit everyday? Mining info?

>>725379820
No, my little sister could probably unscrew a motherboard and screw a new one in.

>>725379534
Nah but I've jumped off an air-craft carrier for fun once

>>725379793
im not fond of the title either, but we do other things than replacing mlb's

>>725379730
I work primarily with ages 12-18, so I could be yours.

>>725377848
Ayyo I'lol be your swell fella, if you'll be my sweet gal ;)

>>725379797
Struck a nerve there. Just saying you shouldn't get winded putting your gear on

>>725379940
try replacing new mac pro, or older imac models mobo's. its not shit tier mlb's like pc

>Sanitation Supervisor
>$72,666/ annually
>34

>>725380008
Har har har I see what you did there

>plastic surgeon
>$115,546/ year
>46

>>725376563
>"cleaner"
>10,000-30,000 a job
>38

>electrical engineer
>$95k a year
>34

>Pedophile
>1 child / month
>69

>>725380049
I had to take apart a family member's, it's not rocket science. Apple artificially makes it more difficult and tries to prevent "unauthorized" repair people from fixing things in order to drive up profits from their shitty hardware failing.

Electrical engineer at Northrop Grumman
103k
32

>>725380208
you must be a realy shitty surgeon

>youre on /b/
>only making 115k a year

too bad ur insurance costs so much you probably only end up making 6-70k a year


how much to lengthen my ick an inch or two faggot? asking for a friend

>>725380385
bullshit: the post

how to spot internet smart guys 101

>>725380390
Is it true that working there is like walking on egg shells? Constant layoffs, and losing contracts. I know a few guys who that have gone in and out of there.

>>725380385
>implying you have specific tools at home
>implying apple makes repairs harder not because of design, just to prevent customers from repairing by themselves

>>725379788
you're getting fucked, man. I won't accept less than 70k a year for admin shit

>>725380468
You have to put bread on the table somehow, but don't get butthurt when people poke fun at your title. It really isn't hard to take apart a MacBook Pro.

>Industrial services tech specialist
>travelling around Europe in 11 countries
>272 travel days last year
>63 000€ per year, about
>no gf, just hookers.

>Watchman at a weed dispensary CA
>$14 an hour to sit on my ass
>33

>>725380649
You are in for disappointment. Employers these days dont want to pay shit for sys admins or even keep them on payroll. They rather just hire consultsnts that charge per job.

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>>725379298

>>725379506
samefag here.
i personally mock the title and the job. but at genius bar if you swap a chicks phone, they are getting all the waterworks down there.
i have tattoos and piercings and shit so makes me stand out from other nerds.

also i didnt reply the replacing parts debate above. its pretty easy after the first time

>>725376563
>"chef"
>Wendy's
>top kek

>>725380780
can you smoke weed while you are watching?

>>725380672
just stop

youre a fucking moron diging yourself an even deeper hole

>>725379868
IN YOUR HEROIN ADDICTION DREAMS

>>725380900
You can say that all you want, yet the MacBooks still aren't hard to take apart.

>Electrical engineer
>38€/hr
>20
I live in a wealthy country before anyone freaks out.

Design Engineer
65k a year

Wife makes another 55k a year

Life is good

>>725381209
I'm two weeks out from my PE test. Fuck I'm nervous

>>725382307
32 years old btw

>>725380216
So what you pick up garbage n shit?

>Avionics Tech
>27.52/hr
>28

>>725380415
That's like 80k after taxes. Stfu, that's awesome if you don't own yer own practice

>cook at ruby Tuesday
>12.50/ hour
>28

>academic researcher (geneticist/cell biologist)
>24
>7k a year

guess the country

I own/operate a crematory. 120k last year. Looking at 20-25% increase this year.

>>725383037
I'm 39

>>725376563
>chef at wendy's
>9.00
>36

>>725382983
Anywhere in east europe

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>>725377509
We thank you for your service.

>>725383145

I applaud you.

>Conductor
>15:50/hour
>20

Security guard "executive protection" $23.00 a hour

>>725381110
Its not a government job, idiot. I work for a food processing company.

>>725382307
fuck, i want that

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.95/hour
>36

>>725383532
I'm calling bullshit on this.

>>Chef at Wendy's
>>$8.75/hour
>>37

Running ecommerce business
No hourly rate, $150k last month
22 years.

>>725383532
I mean >security guard
>$23

>>725383559
you're still a NIGGER

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I wash dishes and deliver pizza; 8.50/hr under-the-table, so I don't pay taxes and I get like 50 dollars a month in food stamps.

>>725383577
In-house security for Exxon and trained by police department

Postal Mail Handler
$25.79/hr
30

>>725383624
Lolol i meant $15k :):)

>>725383644
Still calling bullshit on this.

>>725378675
kek. Also true, they actually use mercury as a "preservative"

>>725383701
No one that cool would be on 4chan, 4chan is 80% used by people who live in their parents basement and have no job.

>>725383649
And ill be a Nigger all the way to the bank!

>>725383714
Then you're a fucking idiot.. also I get a 401k and a pension I retire 9 years I'm 26

>>725383785
I'm at work now lol

>>725380350
1 child a month? What does that even mean?

>>725376563
> marketing at a large tech company
> $90k + stock + bonus
> 28

>>725383874
Do you carry a gun and if so what model and make?

>>725379428
>19
>Marine Vet

ya ok. lets see those dishonorable discharge papers you cuck.

>>725383657
damn illegal, get out of my country.

>>725383886
He rapes 1 child a month. It's a joke.

>>725383957
Only guys that carry guns are the ones near the boarder, they carry Ar... I'm in corporate so I carry x26 taser

>>725379584
Some of us live in places where there are actually professional firefighters and volunteers aren't needed or even allowed.

Warehouse assistant
0.80$/per hour
30

>>725376563

>Clerk at a bookshop
>$16.06/hour
>21

It's a side job.
Also Eurofag here ~

>>725384090
Why would you not keep the child? do you dispose of the child after the rape? Also what children and where are you getting them from?

>>725384012
This.
Why even mention your service if you couldnt even finish your first 4 years?

>>725384135
Have you ever needed to discharge the weapon?

Plumbing apprentice
15$/hr
20

>>725382920
For a plastic surgeon, that's terrible money.

>>725381209
Bullshit.

>>725384312
Might as well kys at this point.

Director of Engineering 525K annually plus 30% bonus 52

>>725384302
Nahhh not even even I saw a guy get stabbed, we just tackled the guy... If you use ur tazer or fire arms it's a automatic court date ... We try and stay in the background as much as possible

29
Editorial director (lifestyle magazines)
$125k + bonus + incentive plan (but no equity, sadface.jpg)

Private Chef/Chef for Hire
$20 p/h not counting cost of ingredients or I can do a set price based on a menu and amount of people but clients usually choose hourly and will supply my ingredients to save some money.
32
Martinez Georgia

>>725384418
Sounds pretty legit, I'm going to need a picture of the tazer for proof, if you can provide that I will give you one moot pass.

>>725381110
Many places use private companies to collect trash. It's probably the vast majority of places actually.

>>725384186
what country

>>725383832
This is an obvious lie.

>>725383037
Do you get to keep the gold fillings?

>>725384559
It's down in my locker, ATM I'll go grab it in a bit

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Crane operator.
$32/h
36 years old.
Sweden.
>pic related. My office.

>>725384941
I'm going to need you to hurry, I've got a fuck buddy I'm meeting in about 40 minutes.

Account Exec for a design firm.
16$/hr + commission
30k last year.
26.
Underpaid for this profession but I get to show up late and smoke weed at work.

>>725376563
>Security
>$10.00/hour
>28

Idk. For the pay its pretty comfy sometimes.

18
Student
0$

>>725376563
Chief Information Officer, $125K/Year

20
Conveyor tech
$30ph

Lab Tech
27.13/hour
27

>>725376563
>carnival ride operator
>intense cabbage smell
> $12.35/hr
>36

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75/hour
>37

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>>725376563
Civil Engineer in Canada
$51.00 / hour
32

>Brewery Barman
>$55k
>all the beer I could want
>22

Door to door salesman
>25
>12.75/hr base pay
>1% commission of sales
>5 sales in a month=25 cent per hour raise.
>7 sales in a month = 500$ bonus on top of raise and 1% commission

Maintenance work white people won't do anymore

100k yr
70+ after taxes cause that's considered part of the 1% in the new America

40

Totally not the director of the NSA or anything
My pay is not classified or anything
I'm also not 57.

>nigger
<10+kids
>tax refund 3k per child
<new rims