My GF won't fuck me without a condom. She is scared that

>>725375644
You will get her pregnant eventually.

Get a vasectomy.
Fluid released before the final ejaculation does, in fact, have a smaller load of sperm in it, and can impregnate, even if the chance is low.
Getting snipped will leave you sore for a week(ish), but after that, no swimmers, no fear of knocking anyone up.

>>725375644
promise youre putting on a condom and don't

>>725375644
precum

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>>725375725
>technically, that's rape. Be careful.

As to your problem, find a new girlfriend.

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>>725375644
pretend to put it on then hide it in your arse

Different contraceptives

In case you really think pulling out will help not getting her pregnant you're a fucking retard and should never reproduce. Ever.

>>725375644
>Any advice in change that?
Fuck her bare bone and cum inside
She'll never want anything else.

>>725375862
This.
So much this.

>>725375644
The pull out excuse is retarded. Get her on the pill. This really is just a simple solution.

Birth control or use her mouth

>>725375644
if she wore a strapon, she wouldn't have to wear the condom and then she'll be able to fuck you and you wouldn't need to pull out
problem solved OP

>>725375644
>even though I tell her i'll pull out

Oh, you're planning to become a father. Congratulations.

you wont. She, unlike you, has a working brain cell.

your only option, OP, is to go get a vasectomy.

>>725375813
>18 yo senior

>>725375862
>In case you really think pulling out will help not getting her pregnant you're a fucking retard and should never reproduce.

unfortunately, its also exactly why he will reproduce too many times.

>>725376010
Logic roll critical success

Find out the ovulation schedule. They dont teach this shit in sex ed, highest chance of her getting pregnant is during ovulation and max 30%, otherwise its virtually 0%. Look up ovulation calculator and have fun, if shes on the pill that lowers the odds even more

>>725375644
Tell her she has been tricked by jewish lies and that having babies is what God wants.

>>725375724
nice try jews, niggers wont win this one

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>>725376164

>>725375644
Tell her to use pill

>>725375644
you've got several options OP
(1) tell her to get birth control since it's practically fucking free for women and if she's gonna be sexually active she should be on it anyway like a responsible goddamn person
(2) tell her that if she isn't gonna fuck you right and the way the good lord intended then you'll find somebody who will
(3) if you don't like option 2 then just fucking cheat on her and get your rocks off right with a girl who is on the pill or has the implant or something. never underestimate what a side chick can do to repair and improve a relationship
(4) tear a hole in the condom and pretend you didn't notice it had ripped. if youre lucky this one will scare her into realizing that condoms can and will eventually fail and she'll get birth control
(5) work around her schedule. you know what ovulation is right? there are still some risks but generally speaking as long as you don't bust a nut when she's dropping an egg which is about a week or so before her period then you should be alright. there are several methods you can use to be sure that she is or isnt ovulating before you hit it. kinda ruins the mood though when you gotta stop making out and whatever to check her cervical mucus and shit to make sure she isnt fertile.

>>725375644
Make here take birth control / Do anal.

>>725375644
"If you like condoms so damn much, why dont you try wearing one?"

>>725376472
DO NOT LET HER TAKE THE PILL
The pill as a birth control turns women ugly.

>>725375644
Talk her into anal

>>725376579
an ugly woman that let's you raw dog it

>>725376579
Really? Which priest made you belief that?

>>725376579
lol wut
Is this how people in the bible belt stop using modern medicine?

>>725375644

Fuck a watermelon. Have GF watch. Impress her with your mad pull-out skillz.

>>725376632
/thread

>>725375644
I'd rather just jack off in peace.

>>725376746
>>725376815
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-03/uotm-sfi030409.php
The pill makes girls gain weight.

>>725375862
>In case you really think pulling out will help not getting her pregnant you're a fucking retard and should never reproduce. Ever.
So pulling out doesn't help in not getting pregnant? Are you sure?
It's obviously not fool proof... but it obviously fucking changes the odds you autistic 'everything must be 0 or 1' moron.

>>725375644
Tell her to educate herself about the safe days or you'll dump her.

You people are full of shit. Literally never used a condom with my gf

>>725375862
Pull-out method works if you and your partner have trust and know the timing. Are you that fucking stupid?

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>>725376898
>>725376579
I guess this is written by the same people claiming vaccines cause autism...

The pill is used by most of women in Europe since 1960...

>>725377016
I'll take "what is pre-ejaculate?" as a question...

>>725377016
it doesnt work, because precum can contain sperm from an earlier ejaculation.

>>725376898
Most of my girlfriends got bigger tits and ass because of it. If getting bigger tits and ass equals turning ugly I have some really fucked up standards. With a normal diet girls should be fine

Calendar method. Pills.
Except for abstinence no method is foolproof. But try to get her on the pill.

It is not that easy to get someone pregnant, but you can get her pregnant in one try. just like with HIV. so statistics suck ass

>>725377109
>>725377263
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/12/fertility-women-attractiveness-study_n_2286537.html
Fertile women are more attractive. The pill makes you temperately infertile.

Dude, use a fckn condoms. Kids are awful

>>725375644
Use a condom.

>>725377263
the pill contains estrogen, which makes women gain weight and lose interest in sex.

>>725375644
Wow.. I guess the movie Idiocracy was right? Stupid people do reproduce much more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZde5VDAA8U

>>725375644
You shouldn't always rely on pulling out. Find out when she's ovulating and wear protection. I usually cum inside my gf for up to 2 weeks after she's had her period. After that I only fuck with a condom

Pretending you're fucking her pussy while you sneakily put it in her ass

>>725375644
>ill pull out

Its not an effective way to avoid kids. If you want to fuck without a rubber at least get her on the pill or something.

>>725375644
>She is scared that she will get pregnant, even though I tell her i'll pull out.
You sound fuckin duuuumb. I wouldn't want to breed with you either.

>>725377150
Show me the fucking statistics, smartass.

>>725377231

>forgetting that pissing can clear that out

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>>725375644
Start fucking her in the ass instead

>>725377394
>Estrogen - the women hormone - makes women lose interest in sex
Yes same way more testosterone makes a guy lose interest in sex

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I've only been with 2 virgins and they both demanded we didn't use condoms, birth control is pretty safe if she's smart enough to take it regularly. man my life could have gone worse

>>725375644
Just use a fucking condom they're dirt cheap
cheaper than a kid at least

>>725376064
>doesn't matter

>>725377519
Holy shit how uneducated can someone be?
Testosterone and estrogen are both sex hormones, but there the similarity stops. Take some fucking high school biology some time.

Raw

>>725377651
Still doesn't make my comment any less true

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>>725375644
Put in her but

Pic related

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>>725376064
>wants to fuck up his life with a child

>>725375644
I hate condoms sometimes I skip sex rather than fuck with a condom

>>725377425
This whole fucking bread could be a prequel

>>725375644
Don't use the pullout method. Precum gets people pregnant. Either keep using condoms, get a vasectomy, or ask if she would like to start using birth control or get a tubal.

Also, in general whether you are a guy or girl, don't pressure someone into relying on just pulling out. That is seriously selfish and crazy risky.

>>725377016
Precum causes pregnancies, you daft cunt.

>inb4 this shit goes much further and gives cancer to the entire fucking world

Only four ways will guarantee no pregnancy ever
1) Oral Sex
2) Anal Sex
3) Onanism
4) No Sex

>>725377922
Get a more expensive condom

>>725375644
>even though I tell her i'll pull out.
she's smart for wanting to wear condoms to prevent birthing your fucking retarded offspring, you fucking retard.

also put her on the pill if you want to creampie that slut.

>>725375644
No guarantee that she won't get pregnant using the pull out method
She could always be a slut, fuck another guy and get pregnant then blame you for not pulling out quick enough.
Use a condom, get her birth control, or go back to fapping.

>>725378084

I'm sorry, but... https://kinseyconfidential.org/can-you-get-pregnant-from-pre-cum/

>>725377394
It makes them gain weight because they don't have the willpowet to keep their diet appropriate. It isn't a pill that magically breaks the laws of thermodynamics.

>>725375644
Pulling out doesn't work

>>725375813
Technically its not you fuckin moron

>>725377109
>The pill is used by most of women in Europe since 1960...

the average weight in europe and most other parts of the civilized world in the 1960s was also ~30 pounds less, lol.

>>725378107
>Oral sex
I used to know a guy that believed babies are made when the girl swallows the cum

>>725378200
Did you actually read what you linked? It specifically states what I just said. It then says "but your specific situation makes it SEEM unlikely" and lists why.

Here's a quiz, go and read the source you just tried to use and come back here to tell me why the situation it mentions was different.

Go ahead, I promise you will learn something.

>>725375862
Pulling out works dipshit

>>725378245
This - you fucking idiot OP. Haven't you gone through middle school health class yet?

WTF is wrong with you. Wear a condom, fucking deal with it, or make good friends with 1) your hand or 2) her asshole.

>>725378412
It's more effective than just cumming inside a vagina, sure. But it is no way reliable.

>>725378351
>picardmeme.jpg
We're there aren't we? Terry Crews is president

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>>725375644
no.
The women that doesnt want to get pregnant doesnt get pregnant.
if she wants it, she WILL find a way, even if its not with you

Anyway, try to get her as horny as possible, and tell her you dont have any condom, that simple.
One does not thinks clearly when horny, even worst, leaving her un satisfied and horny will break her, and eventually you will go raw on her.

Believe the wise words of this anon, anon

>>725375644
Don't force the issue. Easy way to lose easy lay.

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I used to pull out, now I have a kid. Get a vasectomy nigger !

>>725377231 piss between ejaculations to wash out those sperm. Duh.

>>725378639
Shit, she's hot. Am I a pedo now?

>>725375644
Just be responsible, you selfish teen. What's going to happen is you will have a monent of weekness and come inside of her. Don't deny it, it always happens. Young faggot.

>>725375644

Use a condom, don't trust her on getting the pill schedule right.
Fun now, years of grief later, just use the godamn rubber.

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>>725378347
and 60 pounds less in the Bible belt, so what your point again ?

She is smart to not trust you to pull out, pulling out is the least reliable form of contraception, think of it as a 50/50.

Find another form of contraception, get a vasectomy or stop crying like a bitch and be happy you have a hole to put your dick into.

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>>725377331
>huffingtonpost
enough said

>>725375644
Chloroform

>>725375644
wrap your willy silly

>>725378988
yes

Pre-cum can contain sperm.

Have her get an IUD if you really don't want to use condoms. They are safe, easy, and cheap in the longrun.

>>725378639
you are master of manipulation
teach me
sensei

>>725375644
tell her to get on the pill

>>725376351
>virtually 0%
>assuming menstrual cycles are always normal, consistent, and predictable

3 of of my mother's 4 children were conceived while using some form of hormonal or barrier birth control IN ADDITION TO monitoring ova schedule.

There is, and always has been, only one perfect method of guaranteed zero-risk. Abstinence.

>inb4 sterilization
>the procedures themselves have failure rates no better then 0.01%

>>725377293
educated.

A stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, but what brings no babies at all?

A swallow!

just buy her a nuva ring or something

you can just it out later it's no biggie

>>725375644
She is alot smarter than your floorflushin lowlife ass isnt she.

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Get into latex fetish.

>>725378107

Today's lesson in almost-impossible history:

>woman doesn't do P in V
>woman fellates man
>woman swallows man's seed
>woman gets stabbed repeatedly in abdomen
>blood is spilled
>seed is spilled
>woman survives
>seed survives
>woman gets pregnant

I only wish I could call it fiction and subsequently take credit.

>>725375644
Get her into the mood spontaneously like literally out of the fucking blue. Get her horny enough and she will want you condom or not, worked with my ex more then once.

>>725375644
You need to change, not her. pull out is not a good system.

>>725375644
What this little whore is really afraid of is giving you an STD she acquired from fucking anybody that wants her. Dump this little piece of trash now before its too late.

>>725375644
where the fuck do you live dude? girls here take the pill once in a relationship.

if she doesnt want to tell her u feel really itchy after wearing a condom and u think u have a latex allergy or sth

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How can you fuck this with a condom? Tell her to swallow non baby pills and fill her up

>>725377016
God how retarded are you.

>>725377490
Enjoy having unplanned pregnancies retard.

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>>725375644
Well.
She's right you stupid fuck.
You must be failing health and sex Ed in middle school.

>>725375644
She's scared because she wants to become pregnant. Pulling out doesn't work, it still gets 20-30% of chicks pregnant after a year (without condom it's +80%, with a rubber it's 2-5%)

Don't fall for her shenanigans. Listen to a woman's actions not her words. if she only wants to fuck you without birth control she wants to get pregnant. GTFO before she ruins your life.

>>725378639
>>725382610

Believe it or not, for some women, the risk of fucking up their shit with an unwanted virus of evil satan spawn is enough of a mood-killer no matter how horny they are. As in: train-wrecking a currently-in-progress plateau to orgasm phase change. We're problematic enough to interrupt a spinal reflex, y'all.

>>725383092
Disregard that, I have zero reading comprehension. If she doesn't want to get knocked up by OP she's a smart grill.

>>725375724

What if he wants a kid in the future you feminazi ?

>>725383284
>unironically wanting children in the West in the 21th century
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>725377016
Did your dad told you that, you fucking walking mistake of a human?

>>725375644
Try the hormones pills (not the day after pills), they prevent to get the girl pregnant and its good for the monstruation (da joke)

>>725375644
Why doesn't she take the bogpill, anon?

>>725375644
>pull out

Oh, you Joker!

>>725377150
>implying that taking the actual load out of the equation doesn't HELP reduce chance of successful fertilization

>>725377109
Gf had mad acne on the pill, worth it though

>>725375644
Did that for 5 years... I now have a 1 year old son

>>725375644
>Any advice in change that?
Fuck boys instead of girls

Raw

>>725384017
So your life is now officially over. At least it's a son, he might turn around once he realises his mother is crazy.

>>725384184
Nahhh we're together and it's not as expensive as you would think... I still buy what I want. As long as I don't go crazy on stupid shit thought the week... You'd be surprised how much u spend on random bullshit

>>725376126
So many fucking downers. Doctors treat people for low sperm count. The duds released before ejac have no chance. I have not worn a dom for 9 years, and have never gotten anyone preg. Always been strong on the pullout.

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research penny royal tea.

no kids shall become of accidental pregnancy.

>>725375644
fucking wear a condom bro,
don't be silly
wrap your willy.

>>725375644
My gf and I got far too lucky after over 4 years of condoms and pull-outs, and our share of close-calls and scares. The risk started to outweigh the reward and it was affecting our sex-life.

Then we got her that nifty Nexplanon implant earlier this year.

It has a lower failure rate than ligation (tied tubes), ablation (scarring the uterus), and vasectomy (gettin snipped).

It's essentially an arm piercing that lasts up to 3 years.

Our sex life is so much better now. Spontaneity and creativity are easier to accomplish without a second thought about risk. The only time we even think about contraception anymore is if one of us runs our hand across the implant site. "Oh yeah, it's still there."

The biggest advantage over daily hormone pills is consistent, low-level hormone metabolism without having to rely on timely administration or suffer the surge and dissipation cycle.

>>725375644
This is why low IQ peasants have more kids.

>>725375644
you are a faggot OP.
start using condoms, you moron.

>>725375644
ANAL

Try Rhythm method. Look it up and let her read it.

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>>725375724

What happens to the fluid? Does it get backed up? Body takes care of it? etc? Genuinely curious.

You can't try to change a girls mind on that. Respect her decision dips hit or find someone else to smash.

Don't be a fucking retard, you'll get pregnant and no one deserves to be stuck with you

>>725384809
gtfo with your misinformation, we don't want more unwanted children

>>725375724
Mine only hurt for an hour or so, went back to work after dinner.

>>725384659
Man it's only effective for 2 years then effectiveness steadily drops off during the 3rd year


get it taken out a yyear early 2 of my friends gotpregnant because of this

just make her eat a plan b

>>725384902
Well its a proven method.

Pull out method is fairly effective, when you guys try to have kids you're going to go insane when you think It's been 6 months and no pregnancy

you all seem to think sex = 100% chance of pregnancy. It can take up to and over a year to get a girl pregnant, humans really arent that fertile

>>725383284
reversible.

>>725385087
See large Irish families ;)

>>725375644
One time the woman is smarter than the man.

She is not only protecting you from getting her pregnant but protecting you from STDs

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You know.. it really pisses me off that no one seems to know fucking birth control exists and is usually free in the US
If a girl isn't on birth control.. move on! She's probably a fuckin nutjob that's going to trap you if she "loves" you
This stuff ain't rocket science

Listen to your gf she us smarter than you also pills

>>725384986
That did NOT come up in my research on the product. Thank you for bringing it to my attention. I will be sure we are educated on the risk.

Even if proven true, we still have another year and a half until that time. That's a whole tribe of avoided offspring. Still so very worth it.

Everyone in this thread is an idiot I've been doing pull out only for 2 years with my gf and we're not pregnant. And we have sex more then once a week.

>>725385087
Sperm can survive for more than a week inside the vag you uneducated plebeian.

>>725385102

not true if you fuck everyday, two women I've gotten nocked up right off the bat, says otherwise

>>725375644
Pills faggot. Pullout is shit.

>>725375644
birth control

>>725385215
>Implying women aren't smart and usually three steps ahead of hubby
What do they say, the men are the true romantics while women are the true realists?

>>725375644
Yes, it's different with condom, but it not as bad as some claim.
If you can't afford a condom, you can't afford using no condom.

>>725384989

>thinking levonorgestrel is adequately effective

>>725375644
pulling out does not always work

>>725385233
Dumbass who got trapped reporting. This.

>>725385279
>being proud of fucking 1.3 times a week
Sounds like you won the lottery you fucking loser

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>>725375724
uh huh and then he'd be a sterile eunuch... fuck off.

get her on the pill op, and then you can creampie the shit out of that pussy.

>>725375644
She has the AIDS and doesn't want to infect you.

>>725385279
https://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/woman-504/sex-contraception-48/961507-does-implanon-start-lose-its-effectiveness-all.html

It's pretty well known, lots of fourms mentioned it and my doctor did too, it's why I made my gf get the pill instead

>>725375644
Maybe respect her decision?
>inb4 cuck

>>725385406
>greentext

>>725385260
>https://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/woman-504/sex-contraception-48/961507-does-implanon-start-lose-its-effectiveness-all.html
>It's pretty well known, lots of fourms mentioned it and my doctor did too, it's why I made my gf get the pill instead...

>>725385318
http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a1813/how-long-will-it-take-to-get-pregnant

>>n general, a fertile couple has a good chance of getting pregnant within a year, as out of 100 couples trying to conceive naturally:

20 will conceive within one month
70 will conceive within six months
85 will conceive within one year
90 will conceive within 18 months
95 will conceive within two years

>>725385489
Fuck

I have a understanding with my gf that works well...

I buy her morning after pills, and she lets me fill her up.

>>725385233
Pill doesn't protect against STDs No wonder americans have such a high herpes rate

>>725376898
The pill makes bitches tired and hungry

Eating more and moving less makes bitches gain weight.

Stop persuading lies. The only thing that can ever and will ever make anyone gain fat, is excess calories.

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>>725375813
Technically it's not rape. Millenials...

>>725385595
more like fuck up

>>725378328
It is rape though, any unwanted sexual encounter where either party is uniformed is rape. Like if she poked holes in his condom to get pregnant, technically he was raped, or if you knew a condom broke but came inside her anyways, rape, etc. the law is pretty ambiguous in what can be rape. My source is I do research at a university on sexual assault cases

>>725375644
learn about ovulation and teach her about it, cant get pregnant no need to pull out

>>725385703
I'd rather have my gf blow up with fat instead of a cunt of a baby

>>725385146
Nice. I didn't know.

>>725385824
She doesn't have to blow up with either! Give her the pill, and then tell her to not eat too much food.

>>725385782
shut the fuck up you twat. It might be a crime but it's not rape. Calling everything rape is a discredit to people who actually were forcefully raped in some fucking stall at ponycamp or something. Stop devaluing the word

>>725385667
You know what's funny? I do have herpes

>>725385505
To be fair, she pretty much ran the gambit on available birth control pills. Finding the right balance of side-affects and effectiveness was proving impossible. Everyone reacts differently.

So far Nexplanon has been a good fit for us. Ultimately, that is what matters most. We have found a reliable and comfortable method of banging our brains out without conception.

>>725384865
You still ejaculate, but there are no sperms in there.
The actual liquid part of sperm comes from the prostate, your balls only provide the little soldiers.
Vasectomy cuts the balls out of the situation but the prostate stays intact

>>725385860
How about keep fucking her but don't be exclusive. That way you can just ditch her when she starts acting up and you can't become pussy whipped because you'll always have other grills around. Not hard in the age of tinder really

implant?

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>>725385946
>Medfag here
She's lying. It's not hard to prescribe the right birth control. It affects women for 2 months 90% of the time then they go back to normal. They think that 2 month period means there is something wrong.

You're going to love paying child support you gullible desperate fag

>>725386152

If you were a medfag you'd know placebo effect would do this, unlikely to be lying.

Why lie about the pill then get the implant

>>725375644
she's making you wear one cause she knows she has herpes n she's scared you'll catch it, find out n ditch her, then tell everyone about it

>>725386336
Hold on, she has the implant? Wtf is the problem then? (Personally I don't support the implant, pills are 100% effective. I don't know about that implant)

>>725386336
because she knows you'll drop your guard. Then one day poof it's gone and she's growing your seed inside her

either way doesn't matter, sounds like she already has you by the balls anyway

let me fill you in one lil secret bro, the power of mind, if you think she'll not pregnant then she'll never be

all this talk about sperm and egg is just a total bullshit

>>725386557
follow the convo newfag

>>725375644
Get the depo birth control shot
1 time every 3 months and free if you are a poor fuck if not then its $25 so pretty affordable.

>>725386932
Hey fuck off I'm busy talking about milo on another thread

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>>725375644
>Any advice in change that?

>>725375644
use this method
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrQbe3HehcM

>>725375644
>i'll pull out.
Birth control for future parents.
That said..., you need a new GF.

>>725387202
well you're about the right age for him

Asking advice on 4 chan for relationships is like asking the fat black chick at the mcdonalds counter about high culinary. They have an idea it exists but not idea what its like.

>>725387267
kek'd hard when he talked half english and half italian/spanish

>>725375644
I've been raw dogging my wife for the past 6 months with no problem. I use an app where I track her cycle, don't bust in her on the fertile days plus 5 on both ends to be safe, and am completely fine.

>>725375862
I used pulling out for 7 years with my first gf, you just have to not be a hair trigger dicklet.

>>725375644
>even though I tell her i'll pull out.
She's right about the condom, OP.
Retards like you should not have a single chance toprocreate.

>>725387420
The relationship advice on here is actually pretty fuckin good

>>725387559
Holy shit that is going to go so wrong

>>725375644
Wear a fucking condom you pussy bitch it's not gonna kill you only your children

>>725375862
Pulling out always works just ask your mom.

>>725385972

So what happens to the sperm? Don't be an idiot.

If she does not want the gut
She has to take it in the butt

>>725388209
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You can alive dip your balls in hot olive oil before sex, it will temporarily kill the sperm cells. It is completely safe.

>>725375644
shes right u faggot, u better wear a condom or u will be unable to endure her pregnancy and/or abortion, even though ur not a guy with techincal sex expertise u just a random faggot u can't hold out ur semens during the sex process so definitely u will get her pregnant, u may have to marry her if ur insisting on not wearing the condom.

>>725377502
"AAH-WAA-WAA!"

>>725375644
Buy her pills. Problem solved.

>>725387559
Yeah that's bound to fail sooner or later.

>>725388125
Nothing, it just dies and it's reabsorbed.
Same as when women have their tubes cut, the eggs simply die without ever being expelled.

Testicles are needed for the production of testosterone, that's why they are kept intact and functional. Vasectomy just cuts the little tube bringing sperm to the prostate.

>>725377016
i need to flash myself for readin this