Ask a p-psychologist anything! I'm here for you Anonymous;

>>725367769
What does the somantic nervous system do?

Why do you type like that?

>>725367796
Somatic*

>>725367769
>don't s-suffer in silence!

Don't stutter in text form like an imbecile.

>>725367769
How do I force myself to work one something when I don't want to and subconsciously sabotage myself?

>>725367769
Well you're up early...

>>725367769
Quit calling yourself a psychologist grad school fag. You are breaking the ethics of your profession.

Why do you bastards get all uppity when I'm too happy but don't give a shit when I'm too sad

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>>725367796
Forward sensory information to/from the CNS.

>>725367818
L-like what?

>>725367834
C-can't stop, won't s-stop.

>>725367879
Because sadness spreads easy.

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>>725367857
N-not really.

>>725367879
W_what?

>>725367844
Easy; break the task into tiny, bite sized pieces, then schedule them by ease of completion.

The dopamine released from completing the first, trivial task will get you through the next one, and the next one, etc etc.

How come you weren't motivated/smart enough to become a psychiatrist?

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>>725367834
newfag gtfo

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>>725368002
Didn't w-want to be a psychiatrist, h-had more interest in computation.

If you're trying to be a 'professional' psychologist, what does it add to pretend that you're stuttering in text form? Is there some sort of psychological theory behind it, or are you just trying to mentain the status quo of autism on /b/

>>725367769
What happens if there's too much cortisol in my body?

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>>725368090
>cortisol
Cushing's syndrome

Are you prepared for the huge snowstorm you're about to get slammed with

I don't see why people have a problem with the stuttering. I mean the advice is sound, and the conversation is enjoyable. May just be the fact that I have sort of a fetish for stutters though.

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>>725368196
N-no, what? Snow s-storm?!
It's t-the middle of March!

Is psychology reliable nowadays?

/sci/ claims it is a pseudoscience.

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>>725368325
Okay, and? W-why does what /sci/ claim m-matter?

I like little girls age 7-12 more than I should. What do?

>>725368310
Google it, NYC is supposed to get slammed

>>725367769
Why would anyone want to ask you anything? You sound so fucking dumb with the stuttering thing that taking you seriously is a real stretch.

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>>725368362
S-seek medical help.

>>725368378
Whew! M-maybe I should work from home...

>>725368350
Brought it up as a context. /sci/ made me curious and I consider you reliable so I had to ask.

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>>725368350
Hey ali, how are you this morning

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>>725368400
S-same reason you did <4

>>725368413
fMRI's have m-made psychology and neurology directly linked s-since the early 80's; no one would dispute neurology is a s-science, so psychology is at l-least as scientific as neurology.

Same as chemistry and biology, really.

>>725368437
Apparently about t-to get snowed in!

>>725368362
Use Classical Conditioning, faggot. Do something to upset or disgust yourself every time you get aroused or excited by underaged bitches, and then focus on that feeling. It'll suck, but eventually it'll start to sink in--and then your interest will be half disgust without you doing anything. Keep it up, focus on the negative half, and eventually you'll just feel the bad shit.

Once you've done that, focus on "good," but not sexual things. Try a parental angle, maybe.

It'll work. It won't work easily, but it'll get the job done.

>>725367769
is it really you? i saved your cooking thread it was good.

do a mora cosplay please irl

>>725368407
That's certainly a thought. I would go to the grocery store today and stock up on necessities!

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>>725368503
Aversion t-therapy isn't particularly good at helping pedophiles dear.

>>725368514
W-who is Mora?

>>725368518
I d-don't really have any necessities luckily.

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>>725367769
I'm horribly scared of driving a car.

Like really scared like how people with claustrophobia have of being in small rooms or people who flip out if they're on a place.

Even thinking about it makes my pulse go through the roof and I get cold sweats and I have nightmares of being in a bad car crash at least once a week.

I'm 33 and have quit driving school right before the practical part began twice.

Wat do?

So I used to work at a mortuary. I was doing fine until I had to embalm a child. I started hearing breathing and voices (most of them nonviolent). I got the medication and it made me feel really depressed and I self harmed really bad. Idk what to do. Plz help I don't wanna take more medication....

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>>725368602
G-go to your doctor and ask about phobias; t-they can direct you to a psychologist who c-can aid you in getting over them.

Phobias are relatively trivial t-to treat.

>>725368630
W-what medication did y-you take?
What f-form of therapy are y-you in?

I have been really interested in the idea of taking a life.

I am not sure if this is normal.

It seems like it would be pretty easy as long as the person was not connected to you in any way and you didn't take anything with you or leave anything behind.

My dick gets hard thinking about it.

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>>725368553
do more cosplay irl i meant

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>>725368702
T-that doesn't sound normal no.

>>725368705
...I l-literally do about 7 threads a week cosplaying dear. Check my schedule on patreon: alicemargatroid

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>>725367769
Hey alice! I was thinking of you so I came to look for your thread

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>>725368476
Don't freeze!

>>725368742
>T-that doesn't sound normal no.

that's all you have to say?

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>>725368773
Ah? D-do I know a Suwako?

>>725368781
I'll t-try <4

What are some effective ways of memorising terms and definitions?

Im a nonviolent individual who people see as kind and caring. Which is true, but when someone crosses me or someone im close to, all i can do is fantasize about torturing and killing them. I listen to fucked up music to get out my urges in a less destructive fashion. Is something wrong with me? I really want to see those people bleed

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>>725368815
>D-do I know a Suwako?

No, I just have a foot fetish. Love your streams and threads <3

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Morning Alice! Be safe in the snow!

>>725368662
I just got a new clinical psych but my psychiatrist wants to prescribe me Navane or something like that. I was taking Loxapine.

I'm tired of living wouldn't say suicidal but everything feels so numb and dull I honestly just sleep with my spare time now any advise to "spice up" my life?

>>725368742
oh cool thanks

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>>725368831
Google "memory palace".

>>725368873
Oh g-good to hear <4 D-do you know m-my youtube too?

>>725368872
I mean, y-you seem to be coping with it quite w-well. Do you feel you are a danger t-to others?

>>725368879
W-will try <4

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Why do mondays suck so much

>>725367769
why would a guy pretend to be a grill on the internet?

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>>725368919
T-those are pretty powerful drugs, d-do you still have hallucinations?

>>725368942
S-sure <4 What do you want to do with your life Anonymous?

Because you have the whole rest of your life to do it <4

>>725368960
My p-pleasure <4

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>>725368975
>D-do you know m-my youtube too?

Yes, you sent me a message on steam and I subbed to it when I got it!

hey alice why do you ask for money and have all these patreon packages while you earn a good buck

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>>725367769
when will i wake up ? I got the hint that im in a coma and all of you are actually a part of my imagination , so just tell me , when will this hell end ?

>>725367909
You're either a bad psychologist or a retarded if that's your definition of the somatic nervous system

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>>725369045
N-no idea <4

>>725369029
You've contexted s-switched into Weekend Mode, s-so switching back to Work Mode is h-hard!

>>725369065
N-nice <4 Soon I'll b-be able to get a custom URL.

>>725369102
Y-you might want to actually read t-the rewards dear; it's a joke.

>>725369117
Never; s-seek medical attention.
This is the real world.

>>725369117
I'm sorry to say this, but you're here forever, just like the rest of us.

>>725367769
As if your new schedule wasn't packed with enough content. Here you are before work! I have no concerns to ask advice on at this time I just enjoy these threads.

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I'm a 24 year old NEET and I live with my parents. Wat do?

>>725369050
No idea what I want to do in life I'm 24 and NEET

>>725369144
but would you reward me with the reward if I transfered the corresponding amount?

>>725369223
are you me spooky

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How do I get rid of my very bad procrastination habit? I'm always in denial but it's costing me my academic and social life. It's honestly bothering me.

>>725369050
>What do you want to do (with your life) ?
Not that anon but I cannot answer this question.
I don't want to do 'nothing' but at the same time I don't know what 'something' is.

>>725369124
Not OP, but somatic is a division of the peripheral nervous system, so it is technically correct

>>725369262
I am also having this issue.

>>725369275
im that anon and in the same boat S U F F E R I N G

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>>725369217
Morning threads are optional, s-so they don't count.

>>725369223
W-what skills do you have?

>>725369228
What s-skills do you have?

>>725369231
Legally obligated t-to do so.

>>725369275
S-sounds great <4 Go f-find out what you want t-to do then dear~

Figure out what makes you want to move <4

>>725369260
What do you do with your time?

fuck psychiatrists, they never really did anything for people with depression but make theirselves kill themselves more by recommending all this shit medicine for pharmaceutical companies to profit. When actually they could just use drugs and psychedelics to ease their anxiety.

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>>725369144
>Soon I'll b-be able to get a custom URL.

Use it wisely, my friend had it as his real name and hasn't been able to change it. On the upside, I only added him because of him using his name as his username. It was my first and last name with 1 letter changed in my first name.

We've been friends for years now.

>>725369400
Ahhh, I remember the days when everyone's runescape name was their last name and two numbers.

>>725369343
I can binge watch anime and sleep for 18+ hours a day

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>>725369262
>>725369304
S-stop waiting for motivation! Motivation comes from DOING, n-not from WISHING to do!

Divide your task into tiny itty bitty pieces, each one taking 1-4 hours. Then schedule them according to dependencies; which piece depends on which other piece?

Then arrange them by ease, and work on the smallest piece that gets you forward momentum. Schedule a few a day, and force yourself through the first few.

You'll be done b-before you know it, almost falling forward as the dopamine kicks in!

>>725369343
I don't think I have any skills.

>>725369369
sleep mostly and some vidya/anime theres just nothing that compels me to do more

>>725369491
Have you tried finding something you enjoy and then doing it a bunch and getting good at it?

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>>725369449
Dope-amine

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>>725369381
Y-yeah, except no.

>>725369400
It'll j-just be CeltyPlays

>>725369444
W-wow! That's p-pretty impressive!
Become a security guard.

>>725369491
Everyone h-has skills dear <4 It's j-just what you've been doing with your time f-for the last ten years!

>>725369050
Yes. My main issue is sleep deprivation. I can't sleep very well, and I feel like it's making everything worse.

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>>725369544
H-have you tried unisom? It's OTC, w-works very well as a sleep aid.

>>725369542
I'm like 90 pounds though who would hire me as a security gaurd

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>>725369644
A l-lot of places, actually; all y-you have to do is signal an alarm.

Also, y-you need to gain weight. I'm l-like 90 pounds, and skeletal.

>>725369592
Melatonin, valerian root probably better and cheaper

>>725369592
Negatory. I'll give it a try. Do you think marijuana might help?

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>>725369542
Hnnng, are you wearing a cute nightie right now, Alice?

>>725369644
You would be really surprised who they will hire...

>>725369531
>>725369542
All I do is watch anime and play video games.

>>725369733
but who is "they"
>>725369718
I AM SKELETAL!

>>725369718
Post some of your cosplay photos. Please!

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>>725369719
N-neither of those are particularly effective.

>>725369725
I d-don't recommend it unless it is legal in y-your area, and y-you have a vaporizor.

>>725369730
I'm in t-the shower.

>>725369748
S-sounds like you need to start doing new things dear <4

Or work on become a game dev like me. <4

>>725369833
S-so fix it! FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT

>>725369841
F-fine.

>>725369718
that's 40 kilos. aaaaaaaaaaah How tall are you? That sounds skeletal indeed my brother (14 who's kinda smallish) is 45 kilos.

>>725369718
IDK about skeletal....depends on how tall you are. Your pictures don't make you look unhealthily skinny.

>>725369833
Try markets/outlet stores usually you sit at the entrance or drive a truck around the parking lot.

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Alright, I n-need to go to work kids.
Please contact m-me via the following methods if y-you need more help:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays

S-see you all tonight for tea~

>>725369878
I might just try it to see if moving would be even worth it, cuz my friend had severe depression and anxiety and he moved to Denver and he said its magical.

>>725369878
I have trouble finding motivation to get up imagine trying to squeeze in eating it may sound silly but i just have trouble wanting to eat
>>725369887
im like 6'2"

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>>725369887
Shes skinny but she has killer legs

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>>725367769
Hey Alice, long time no see.

>>725369449
I guess you're right. I'll steel myself to do that method for once. If you're right I'll donate to your Patreon. Someday. Godspeed, Alice.

Treatment aside, Alice how would I cope with the social issues. Like I have friends and stuff but I feel like I'm never going to find love now because nobody wants to put up with my shit.... This is schizophrenia guy btw.

>>725369987
are you an actual psychologist

Hey alice, how important are hugs.