I got a free butt plug from a feminist sexual health store and

>>725355880
wtf were you doing in a feminist sexual health store?

>>725355880
...you know that the pointy end goes in first, right?

>>725355983
I should have been more clear. The store is online. The gender studies weebs on my campus were handing out fliers advertising it

>>725356035
Yeah, that was no problem. I actually was able to bend the base inwards and put the whole thing inside, that's where problems arose.

how did you get it stuck???

Link to the store faggot...

>>725356092
https://everything-forever-store.myshopify.com/

>>725355880
kek, have fun with the thousands in repairs dumb whore

>>725356090
Basically imagine it is 3/4 in your butt, and then you bend the two plastic things on the side inwards (push together) and then I pushed the whole thing inside. It got about half an inch deeper than the entrance of my ass hole and I couldn't do anything to get it out. Couldn't shit it out either.

>>725356086

> I actually was able to bend the base inwards and put the whole thing inside

> bend the base inwards

That's why they have a base, idiot! So they don't disappear up your cavity! Have you never watched porn before?

>>725356086
Why did you do that?

>>725356278
Yeah, actually I had even seen the efukt video of that asian girl getting the huge dildo stuck inside her ass. I thought I could wedge my finger or a knife down there to get it out, no luck.

efukt vid: http://efukt.com/21327_Dildo_Lodged_Inside_Rectum.html

>>725355880
This is what happens when you try feminism kids.

>>725356155
$2.35 shipping for a vibrating cock ring... eh why not... there is a few cheap things on the site... get 'em all Anons

>>725356425
I had to call my dad and tell him I was in the hospital cause he is the insurance holder. He has always been super supportive of my sexual explorations and was totally cool with what I did great parenting tbh. Super supportive guy.

>>725356555
Faggot send post pics of your broken ass hole

>>725356678
I can't really see much there is a lot of gauze stuffed up there. I have to put more in every time I take a shit. It's a lot more comfy than having an entire butt plug in your ass for 12+ hours though

>>725356555
>and was totally cool with

kek, how does it feel to have a cuck for a dad that doesn't give a single fuck about your mental health

dumb whore

>>725355880
m/f?

>>725356917
OP is a fag

>>725356896
My dad cares about my mental health, that's why he is happy to let me sexually experiment

>>725356386
>a knife
bait harder nigger

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>>725357003
just one of those ones you use to cut bread with. thin but not sharp

>>725356917
Obviously op is a beta cuck dick wearing faggot

>>725356219
my insurance covered most of it, I was going to go to the ER but I was tough enough to wait in urgent care

>>725356488

> Pays 2$ for butt plug

SCAMMED

>>725357462
>>725356488

when I got it I got it for free completely, also look now they have vibrators. Would hate to get that stuck up inside of me

I'd sue.

>get enema kit or unscrew top off kitchen sprayer
>put up butt
>turn water on
>go to toilet
>squirt out buttplug
next time do that. your doctors will thank you

>>725358126
>put up butt

How do I put it up my butt when it is already at capacity with purple silicone

>>725358240
just deep enough to get the water in
i have one for my shower and i like to put a lot of water in so i make sloshy sounds when i move

>>725358347

See this is the shit I needed. There were no tutorial videos or anything showing how to get out a stuck butt plug. I looked at like 20 efukt videos of girls with plugs stuck up their asses but nothing about how to get it out.

you should start an industry making these videos

>>725356555
> always been super supportive of my sexual explorations

Sounds like you share a little too much with your dad. I mean, that's great and everything , but do you really think it's cool to tell your dad everything you do with your junk and your cornybundle?

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>>725358512
Now I want to see someone launching pic related across a room.

>>725356823
did they cut it out

why are you keeping gauze in your ass?

>>725358579
Some parents are hard asses keeping you in line all the time, others are more like friends. My mom is more like a parent and my dad is more like a friend. Even though my mom is my friend and my dad is also a parent, I see my dad as a friend first.

>>725358687
>across a room

This might be overkill?: http://efukt.com/21375_The_19th_Hole.html

>>725355880
How did your dad react when you told him your situation?

>>725358720
They sedated my ass hole, basically put a shit ton of medical vaseline inside of me, and then pulled it out, but there was some tearing along the way, nothing major. Just don't want bloody underwear or sheets. It's already quite dry.

>>725358821
He seemed sad and worried at first but we laughed it off. He said he did stupider things when he was my age (true).

>>725359027
>stupider things

continue?

First off I'm a guy. I decided to try out a buttplug so I bought a small one. Put it in one night and fell asleep. Woke up in the middle of the night and felt like I had to take a major shit. Forgot about the buttplug and shit it out. Flushed it down not realizing it. Clogged the hell outta my toilet so the apartment manager called a plumber the next day. Mfw plumber pulled buttplug out and showed manager what the problem was.

>>725359115
did you get the butt plug back?

>>725358950
Your manager stood over the toilet as the plumber was digging your shit out?

>>725359322
I'm sure the plumber wanted to keep it as evidence in plumbing court.

>>725356488
anyone know if its discreet shipping?

>>725359846
Op here. Yes it was discreet shipping. Ordered it right to my dorm.

Are you a guy or a girl?

>>725360076

I'm a boy

>>725360203
Knew it