I'm trying weed for the first time in a couple weeks.

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>>725353089
sticking a nug up your asshole is hands down the QUICKEST way to get stoned. Swear on the bible.

>>725353089
Don't buy from blacks

>>725353089
Yeah.

Don't do it, stupid kid.

Don't overthink it, a little paranoia is healthy once in a while.

>>725353232
Smoking with a mixed guy. Call me niggerlover.

>>725353144
Got it. Thanks anon.

don't cough or you're a faggot

Drink water, play good music and get snacks.

Also, don't buy from niggers.

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tbh it's a letdown. beer is way better

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>>725353533
ya if you're smoking fucking oregano

>>725353533
I can't stand the taste of beer.

>>725353493
If I already like boys will i start liking girls?

>>725353502
Any music recommendations?

>>725353636

70's is a good decade imo.

Seriously though, don't buy from blacks. I've literally not had one good experience from it, always scammed. Maybe if you're a good friend though.

>>725353636
Recommend some EDM or chillstep for a strain that locks you into the couch, your favorite genre of music if its an uplifting high. EDM- i recomend some Disirti beats by journey or some other songs.

>>725353425
Smoking with is one thing, don't ever buy from blacks you don't know

>>725353089
people think they need to smoke alot, but you dont
take a few hits, avoid burning your throat too much
have a drink ready

>>725353606
I live in montana. i've smoked the medical shit. it sucks ass. alcohol is way better

>>725353800
Been a great friend with a mixed guy for many years. We're both on the college drumline. Would trust him with my life.
>>725353837
Thanks.

>>725353636
Listen to whatever you like best, contrary to popular belief weed does not make music you hate any better, I hate country music and hippie jams, I hate them still when I'm high, it will ruin your experience, you've been warned

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You may not get high the first time, happened to me. The 2nd time your vision will become 4D and then everything is 10x better. Food, tv, your fucking ceiling

>>725353144
Fbpb OP btfo

>>725354018
No shit? What part, im in the flathead

>>725354093
>may not get high first time

Maybe if you're smoking schwag

>>725354018
>alcohol is way better
White Trash detected

>>725354093
I've heard that a lot. Apparently its hard to breathe in correctly.

>>725354247
i dont deny it

don't worry about shit going bad as it's quite a tame drug

and don't buy from blacks

>>725353089
>im trying weed for the first time
>first time
Lmao what are you 13

>>725353800
nah dude i get mine from my black friend, its all about trust.

>>725354339
Do you like Pabst?

>>725354400
20

>>725354431
god, no. i have some standards. i do like rolling rock though

>>725354537
Then you're white trash with standards.

>>725354018
>Hillbilly moonshiner detected
Source: I'm from Mississippi
Also, weeds a million times better than booze, and that's with alcoholic blood in me

>>725354471
how? i started smoking weed in 6th grade

>>725354589
hooray!

>>725354590
OP here. Also from Mississippi.

>>725353089
some real advice bro
Listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi0KOScfBys
>Stay hydrated
>if you ca use a vaporizer, makes the smoke smooth as fuck and gives you a "cleaner" high
>try to find out what youre smoking(strain) so you get an idea of what your high is going to be like
https://www.leafly.com/news/cannabis-101/sativa-indica-and-hybrid-whats-the-difference-between-cannabis-ty
>dont freak out. youre gonna be high, so expect to be high.
>try to be a nice chill place, generally you dont want to be around many people with a lot of things going on, just chill.
>make time for being high so you will enjoy it. dont get high when you have to run errands or do something an hour later.
>get eyedrops for your eyes.
>get some snacks or something good to eat, youre gonna get hungry as fuck, so try to have something ready.

Ignore people saying dont buy from blacks, theyre just alright pussies from /pol/ who dont have friends and dont know how to interact with real people outside their echo chamber/containment board.

If you do buy from blacks just, pay, get your shit, and move on, dont talk too much.
you HAVE to give the the money first, then they give your stuff, dont argue thats how it goes. unless your in a place where its legal then dont worry about that.

most importantly, enjoy it.

>>725354611
Then you mist live in a bad, bad place.

Dont overthink and stay cool. Enjoy the convo and if youre staying indoors make sure to get some snacks, you'll be craving for them. Other than that, not much else you need to know. Enjoy yourself

>>725354018
>I live in montana
>alcoholic jew is better
go back to your farm Cletus you inbred redneck white trash

>>725354745
Thanks a lot, anon. have a nice day.

Sup fags does eating kill your high?
Everyone ive smoked with says it kills their high but i personally feel exactly the same whether i eat or not

>>725354871
I would assume it depends on the person. Different people have different highs.

>>725354785
nah bro im from the suburbs in los angeles haha

put on some chill music or a funny movie, grab some snacks and have fun

>>725354948
Bad, bad place.

>>725354830
sorry, didnt mean to trigger you. i'm here for grad school. and yeah, alcohol is way better, with or without the jewry

>>725354871
I feel the same way, but theres no way i dont eat like a horse after getting high. Everything is just too tasty. I once poured pepper onto my palm and ate it lmfao

Eat as many edibles as you can
Walk to a public place (police stations are good)
?????
Profit

>>725355000
agreed, PLEASE drink and drive :) its fun. do it now.

>>725353089
>Any pointers or tips?

Are you fucking kidding me? Just smoke the shit and shut the fuck up, if you don't like it, don't smoke it anymore...if you do like it then welcome to the club.

>>725353089
Make sure you actually inhale. Most people don't get high their first few times since they don't inhale properly. Take a hit and then follow it with a deep breath of air before you let it out so you actually get it down into your lungs. Also, there's no need to hold it in for any longer than a couple seconds.

>>725354093
I remember the first time I got stoned off my ass everything looked like I was looking through a kaleidoscope. And I remember my sense of touch being really amplified like I would put my hand on my leg and I could feel it over my whole body. Then I watched a documentary about surfing for the next few hours. Good times...

>>725355749
Give me some interesting surfing facts.

if you get high as fuck then the next day you will still feel high but a different kind of high, like your mind is foggy and nothing bothers you, like you're just floating along and life is just passing by, and you're like, cool.

I recommend watching Planet Earth Documentary parts 1 and 2 are out. AMAZING nature documentary.
watch it in 1080p or 4k not sure if its out in 4k.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8aFcHFu8QM

>>725355931
There aren't any.