What's up /b/? Currently hurting myself. Any suggestions

Kill yourself nigger

>>725349010

Stop it, please. Take a hot bath, maybe eat a meal, and go to sleep. Tomorrow will be better.

If you need someone to talk to call me at
1 (416) 557-7848

My name is Sam.

>>725349137
Do show tits

>>725349010
>1 (416) 557-7848
For some reason I don't believe this

Stop man it's not worth it. Get some sleep.

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>>725349137

bite on the tip of your tounge, then uppercut yourself. send pics.

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>>725349137
When Sam thinks it's that simple.

>>725349010
Go make some tendies and eat them while they are too hot.

>>725349137
Yeah take a long hot bath and make sure you fall aleep while doing so, great advice!

>>725349309
>send pics.

sharpie in pooper

take off fingernail

OP why are you doing this?
serious question

>>725349010
Op has a nose bleed and is playing with himself.
Op is a faggot, for a change...

>>725349309
Even better. I'll send a webm.

Shove two fingers up your ass with minimal lube, take picture and post it.

>>725349532
dont do it man. im just fuckin w u. rly. noone wants to see that.

What do you got going on? Just needing to self harm? Cuts on my thigh always did the trick. That and, honestly, fucking around with lighters. Playing with getting my hand close to the flame as I could kept me from doing it for at least a couple hours.

Banana in ass, shoe on head. Other way is fine too

>>725349010
call again, and tell her that you love her

>>725349679
shut up nigger

>>725349853
Call again and tell her she is a pos. Then go fuck her mother.

I want an actual explanation on how this is improving the sitiuation.

Even if you dont care, how is you're life now BETTER because of this?

You only have one life to live, why spend it like that.

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>>725349737
>shoe in ass

>>725349975
But I mean if he's going to do it anyway why not put it on the internet

>>725349354
did you hit yourself

>>725349010
>ama if you'd like to
What's the problem here OP?

>>725349975
Man, you're fucking stupid, lmao. Surprised you can navigate the internet.

>>725349010
a male attentionwhore.. please stop embaresing your parents any longer and kill yourself

>>725349309
You can't tell but I'm laughing at how ineffective this is.

Also forgive me, but I'm having trouble making this webm not have audio.

>>725350067
Nice try op, is your brother fucking with you again? No vidya games? Watch some wrestling you purge!

>>725350067
Good, but we want to see your hole stretch around something.

>>725350152
Is that really the best you got?

>Generic insult about intelligence
>Generic insult "something about the internet"
I showed him

>16 year old detected.

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>>725350258
OP of
>>725350067


This
>>725349737
Is a different anon

>>725350348
0w0
What's this?
Notices edge

>>725350309
>has never seen the video

>>725350480
>0w0

>>725349354
You never know unless you try it

>>725349395
Still cooking those tendies OP?

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>>725350257
No response.

>Sad.

Seconds before I give myself a blow to the head.

>>725350649
Not gonna lie I'm lucking ultra-autistic in this shot the more I look at it. Way more than I usually am.

>>725350713
*looking

>>>/adv/

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>>725350449
Dafuq are you on about faggot?

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>>725350797
Fuck off, mate. I'm doing this out of entertainment.

>>725350257
What are you using? Get an iron

>>725349270
You're a fucking moron anon

Dude you're a fucking clown, you probably fell off your bike and are now posting pictures about it.

Deuce deuces dog

Not worth it man, believe me. Get some fuckin rest, stop being such a fag, hurting yourself aint gonna make you grow balls.

>>725350953
Wanna be the new "Queen" of /b/?
Stop attention whoring.

>>725350994
This!

This would be way more convincing if somebody told me how to make it so I could take the audio out of this webm.

>>725351163
THEN DON'T FUCKING CLICK ON THE THREAD FAG.

>>725350348
You demonstrated your stupidity. No point in exaggerating. You legitimately sound like some fucking sub-average dude, and I'm surprised the extent of your internet usage isn't limited strictly to shitposting on Facebook. That's the kind of person that would ask that kind of question, that's the response you got.

>>725351275
I think we all know who's the fag here...

>>725349010
shame. lame. sawft

Go to bed you cunt. Hurting yourself won't make anyone care about you and just makes your suffering worse. If you're in gang trouble just drop off radar or go to police. If blackmail go to police or just move to Africa and become missionary

>>725350556
Well, share if you have it I suppose.

You wouldn't be able to do that much damage to your face with your own hands. You fell on your face while rollerblading, and you're trying to get pity for it. But what do I know? Maybe it's maybelline.

>>725349010
bruh you crazy

>>725350953
y is 90% of the blood dry
only the blood under your nose looks wet and that also looks like its starting to dry

>>725351979
blood dries extremely quick

If you want to hurt u start for your mind, see My little pony and be a faggot

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Did you get beat up earlier? instead of beating up yourself, that is.

>>725352140

You aren't a scientist you fag. Shut the fuck up about things you don't know about. Stupid know it all assholes on /b/ not getting enough attention in their real lives so they fag it up here. Fuck up and kys

>>725349137
Eh?

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>>725349010

take an ironing press, heat it, then apply to your face

your skin will most likely stick to the iron--top kek mate

>>725349010
you're edgy as fuck----being edgy doesn't compensate for your boring character, or your lack of interesting personality.

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dubs get

>>725353083
oops

>>725349137
sam get ready for some serious rekt calls mate

(if thats your real number)

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>>725352998
>>725349010

>>725351954

stahp

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>>725349010
don't do it, suicide is gay

>>725355245
Thats a good pepe