It's time for a Mad Libs thread /b/! You all should know

Slimy

>>725343602
Slimy it is
Next word is a colour!

Black

>>725343720
A noun?

>>725343506
Most liberals after Trump won

>>725343829
Niggers.

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>>725343888
>trips confirms that kek approves

>>725343888
Nice trips, so I'll use that anyways even though thats not a noun.

I need an adjective now.

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>>725343888
Czech'd and kek'd
S H A D I L A Y

>>725344037
Coloured

Gay

>>725344222
Why does everyone get trips but me?

>>725344164
>>725344222
Sorry coloured bro, Gay trips it is.

Now I need a noun

>>725344318
Niggers.

>>725344307
>trips

>>725344364
I need two plural nouns. I'll pick the next two posts.

>>725344508
Cucks

>>725344508
Liberals

>>725344555
>>725344307
>mfw I get trips

>>725344555
>>725344589
I need a number now

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>>725344555
>>725344222
>>725343888
Three trips out of 19 replies.
Kek loves Mad Libs.

>>725344796
Eleventeen

>>725344869
Adjecive please

>>725344911
Cock-sucking

>>725344971
pretty sure that's a verb...

>>725345055
He may have meant cocksucker

>>725345055
You cock-sucking niggers.
The cock-sucking faggots tried to rape me!
They were cock-sucking swedes.

>>725345126
You've convinced me. I need two nouns. One per post.

>>725345231
Jews

>>725345231
Pokemon

>>725345276
>>725345310
The name of a person.

>>725345231
Dune poon

>>725345395
Adolf Hitler

>>725345438
Last item. I need a first name.

>>725345485
Akiva

Here it is boys:

All I Want for my Birthday!

All I want for my birthday is a Slimy Black Most liberals after Trump won and Gay Niggers full of Cucks and Liberals. I also want a gift card for Wal-Mart with at least Eleventeen dollars on it. If you want to make something more Cock-Sucking you can sculpt me Jews out of Pokemon but what I want most is for Adolf Hitler to come to my party. I hope you enjoy my party!

From Akiva.

>>725345980
OP, do another.
This was an order.

>>725346093
This new one is Valentines Day themed ;)

I need a name.

Mister Pancreas.

>>725346590
a verb in the past tense.

>>725346797
Fucked

>>725346827
A school subject. Go ahead and bullshit this one.

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>>725344364
>>725343892
at least some people have respect for tradition

>>725346986
Niggerology 101

>>725346986

Machine Learning

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>>725347046

>>725347046
>>725346986
>>725347057

Ebonics

>>725347057
I need a noun!

>>725347250
Nigger

>>725347250
Niggers

>>725347250

Seamorebuts

>>725347264
Adjective now please.

>>725347366
Smelly

>>725347366
Dumb

>>725347366
Negro

>>725347396
Colour now

>>725347477
Black

grizzled

>>725347501
Body part

>>725347548
Penis

>>725347548
Cock

>tfw you started making people say nigger over and over
>glorious

>>725347548
pancreas

>>725347548
Dick

>>725347574
Song name, again you guys can bullshit this.

>>725347590
>implying you stated this
>implying it never devolves to this
Get out newfag

>>725347655
Moonman- Right Wing Death Squads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jh2P3n7UNQ

>>725347655
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

>>725347590
W O W
O O
W W

>>725347655
nigger love a watermelon ha ha ha

>>725347706
An adjective now please.

>>725347848
Negro

>>725347848
Retarded

>>725347848
Homosexually

>>725347888
Noun now.

>>725347888
>>725344555
I got 2 trips

>>725347977
Nigger

>>725347977
Niggers

>>725348007
That's a plural noun you illiterate nigger

>>725348005
I need a place now.

>>725348058
Detroit

>>725348111
Nice

>>725348111
>>725344555
>>725347888
three fucking trips, I got

>>725348111
Another colour

>>725348196
Brown

>>725348180
>>725348196

burnt cyana

>>725348213
Article of clothing please.

>>725348275
chains

>>725348275
Thong

>>725348275
Thong

>>725347977
Niggerfaggot

>>725348300
Trips overrule, sorry >>725348298

Last thing. A plural noun.

>>725348395
Niggers

>>725348395
Niggers.

Trips?
He got dubs.

>>725348395
Jews

>>725348437
Shit, sorry man. misread. Chains it is.

>>725348437
yeah, wtf. learn to count

I need a location in africa

>>725348428
Here you go!
Dear Mr. Pancreas,

I still remember the first time I fucked you. It was during Niggerology 101, you came to give our teacher a Nigger. The very first thing I noticed was your Smelly face, and your large Black Penis. I even heard Right Wing Death Squads by Moon Man ft. Ben Garrison playing in the background; now I think of you every time I hear it! Since that day I admit that I have had a Retarded Nigger on you! Meet me behind Detroit to find out who I am. I’ll be wearing Brown Chains.

Niggers and kisses,
Your secret admirer <3

>>725348505
I don't know if counting was the issue, more like reading.

>>725348628
niggles, that was a cute letter

>>725348621
Canada

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>>725348628
>niggers and kisses
my fucking sides

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>>725348628
>The very first thing I noticed was your Smelly face, and your large Black Penis

>>725348628
>The very first thing I noticed was your Smelly face, and your large Black Penis.
Those things are usually found alongside one another.

>>725343888
>>725344222
>>725344555
>>725347888
>>725348111
Lots of trips going on in this thread.

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>>725348963

Should I do another?

>>725349034
Do niggers deserve to be in chains?

>>725349034
Yes!

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>>725349032

>>725349034
Do it.

I've got a good one for you queers.

To start I need a verb.

>>725349415
Shooting

>>725349415
"like"

>>725349516
Plural noun

>>725349626
Niggers

>>725349691
adjective

>>725349626
african-americans

>>725349732
Hanging

>>725349777
wtf, 4th trips i've gotten in this thread

>>725349732
hanging

>>725349818
nice

>>725349777
Well, I mean thats technically an adjective. It's more of a verb, but whatever, you got trips.

Noun

>>725349917
Nigger

>>725349917
moonman

>>725349999
4 trips, and quads

I AM KEKS SON

>>725349999
Nice quads. I need a body part.

>>725350060
Dick

>>725350060
leg

>>725350086
Plural noun

>>725350123
Niggers

>>725350169
Verb

>>725350123
dead niggers

>>725350263
penetrating

>>725350263
Shooting

>>725349898
dead

>>725350298
I need FOUR body parts. One body part per post please.

>>725350361
Dick

>>725350361
Penis

>>725350361
Pussy

>>725350361
skull

>>725350361
Gooch

>>725350361
Cock

>>725350361
Mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell

>>725350379
>>725350402
>>725350440
>>725350441
Adjective

>>725350494
Retarded

>>725350494
rancid

>>725350494
courageous

>>725350560
Body part... again.

>>725350616
eye

>>725350616
earlobe

>>725350616
Dick

>>725350616
arm

>>725350622
Noun

>>725350723
giraffe

>>725350723
firearm

>>725350739
Fuck you, nigger.

>>725350723
george zimmerman

>>725350777
Nice trips

>>725350739
Adjectives (x4)

One per post!

>>725350804
homosexual

>>725350804
cucktacular

>>725350804
decapitated

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>>725350763


>>725350804
gleaming

>>725350777
>>725349777
>>725348111
>>725347888
>>725344555
>>725344222
>>725343888
>>725349999

>>725350777
Sorry, just noticed the trips, I'll put the Zim Zam as the next noun.

>>725350841
>>725350854
>>725350872
>>725350879

VERB!

>>725350951
Shooting

>>725350951
OP how fucking long is this one? Jesus

>>725350951
zap

>>725350984
Adjective!

>>725350996
We're almost done. Trust me, it's worth it...

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>>725350932

>>725351088
Cucked

>>725351088
kill

>>725351111
Add one more Quads to your list.

>>725351165
Verb

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>>725351111
quads = gods

>>725351199
gyrating

>>725351111
checked>>725351199

slimy

>>725351235
Adjective

>>725351288
idiotic

>>725351345
Adverb

>>725351111
>>725349999
>>725344555
>>725347888
>>725349777
>>725348111

Two quads, four trips

Undisclosed amount of dubs.

Is there a Jesus of Kekism?

I'm pretty sure I'm Jesus.

>>725351374
gently

>>725351374
jokingly

>>725351418
Body Part.

>>725351480
nostril

>>725351480
Dick

>>725351507
Word ending in "tion"

>>725351556
Degredation

>>725351556
revolution

>>725351584
That's good.

>>725351584
Adverb

Only a couple left lads!

>>725351645
Cucked

Endlessly

>>725351698
Verb

>>725351645
Skewed

>>725351719
shat

>>725351719
cucking

>>725351719
Chimping-out

>>725351748
It wanted present tense, so I made it shit.

Two adjectives

>>725351861
ginormous

beheaded>>725351861

>>725351397
You are a prophet

>>725351901
>>725351902

Lastly, a noun.

If the anon who posted all these trips can post a screen cap of the (You)'s on this post he can have the last noun.

>>725351111
>>725349999
>>725347888
>>725349777
>>725348111

>>725352037
"kek"

jihad john


>>>725349999

Truffle butter

>>725352037
a fuckup

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>>725352037
Nigger

>>725352152
It is done.

>>725352152
Ayy lmao inspect element amirite

How to Use A Tampon For The First Time.

Relax. It's much easier to Shoot a tampon when you're relaxed. It usually takes a few tries before being able to comfortably Shoot a tampon, so don't worry. .

A tampon is actually made up of 2 Niggers - the tampon itself that you insert into your body, and the Hanging Nigger you use to insert it. .

1. Wash your Dick and then unwrap the tampon. The slim applicator tip should be rounded and Niggers should hang out the bottom of the applicator. If you notice any flaws, do not use. While holding the applicator, gently pull on Niggers to make sure they are firmly attached.

2. Get comfortable. Try Penetrating on the toilet with Dick apart or standing with one Penis on the toilet seat.

3. Insert the applicator : hold the applicator plunger using your Pussy and middle finger. Place the applicator tip into your Skull at a 45? angle. Now, gently slide the Retarded, tapered applicator all the way into your Eye until your fingers touch your body.

4. Push the tampon inside : push the plunger all the way into the Giraffe with your Homosexual finger. This will release the tampon. The plunger should now be inside the Giraffe. Still holding the plunger, gently pull out the Cocktacular applicator. The tampon should now be comfortably inside you in its Decapitated place with the Niggers outside your body.

After you have the tampon, place the used applicator back into the Gleaming George Zimmerman and throw away. DO NOT Shoot THE CUCKED APPLICATOR.

5. Any discomfort ? The tampon may not be far enough inside. If this happens, just Gyrate the tampon and try again with a Idiotic one. You won't feel anything when the tampon is Gently in place.

6. Removal : relax your Nostril. Try getting into the position you used during Degredation. Gently pull down on the Niggers. The tampon should slide out Cucked. Shit the Ginormous tampon or place in an appropriate Beheaded Nigger.

>>725352252
"Mom they don't send report cards anymore, I'll show you my grades online!"

kek

>>725352363
top kek

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>>725352363
>shit the ginormous tampon

how does mad niggers work?

>>725352363
I hope this was worth the wait. That's it for me tonight. If anyone else wants to take over, feel free.

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>>725352363
>>725352586

>>725352363
>Place the applicator tip into your Skull at a 45? angle. Now, gently slide the Retarded, tapered applicator all the way into your Eye until your fingers touch your body.

What the fuck.

screen cap please

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>>725353121
Of the original? Here you go!

>>725353585
What's that fifth tab you have open, op?

>>725353585
"top ten ways to kill myself'
"100% Gay Porn"

>>725354351
top ten ways to kill myself

>>725354351
>>725354633
and the number #1 way to kill myself is... drum roll...

>>725355080
>top ten ways to kill myself

>1. Gun Shot
>How it's Done: One of the most often achieved forms of suicide is by gun shot. Generally a head shot is desired since its results are 99 percent effective, however a chest shot can be equally as devastating.
>Results From Failure: Sometimes the blast isn't enough to kill. In this case, severe to permanent bodily damage can occur as well as blood loss, organ and tissue damage, and brain damage.