Kik
Post girls you know irl kik and i'll make them thirst for me & dump convo here
I quite possibly have the most photgenic dick ever.
>>725328913
Kristynmarie59
>>725329334
omw
>>725329334
>>725329719
fgt
>>725329960
Stfu or i'll censor my cock when i screenshot chat & you'll be real sorry faggot
Lilliexbear
>>725330158
just send the dick pic. They'll all answer no to your stupid survey shit
>>725330662
Exactly my thoughts. Thanks anon!
itz_emzelx
>>725331085
Ok i'm in but i'm getting cold feet
Pump me up guys
h3l3nrrra
>>725331289
>cold feet
>NormieHybrid
Fucking liar. OP is a fag, once again.
>>725331088
Shes cute
>>725331484
I like her
>>725331459
shut up bitch e-reptile difsfuction runs in my family ass hole
>>725332011
>cold feet
>blames disorder of blood flow
Are you naturally this retarded or were you just dropped on your head?
>>725332175
U wanna see nat's tits and my cock or what faggot
So sit there and shut up and jerk Off
>>725332318
I was actually just here because I saw comedic value in your replies to the chicks, but after that retort, I'm not sure I can honestly stay for your wit. Could use some sharpening.
>>725332318
Let's see if you get any tits before you go bragging
>>725332659
Only Natalie has been steady replying so i'll be focusing on her
And i will be censoring my dick because i'm selfconcious
>>725332820
I mean its ok if you're small and need to hide that disfigured meat sack.
>>725332820
I'm losin her boys i need help
This pic is me with pants still i'm sure i'll get a 10 when i remove my trousers
>>725333027
dude, this is kinda getting sad. Just show her your cock.
jasperq
>>725333100
The S next to the message.
She's gone lads...
Mission failed.
>>725333401
Dude you totally lost that one by being pathetic. Also, she's right about the TH.
>>725333401
try mine >>725333124
>>725333401
why promise a dick and then not post one?
>>725333503
no response yet
>>725333533
I don't wanna boast hot shit infront of my 4chan friends and then just post a baby dick ffs guys
Als TH is cool all the normies who get laid wear it so i'm just adapting to their method
>>725330419
>>725331289
>>725331484
>>725331915
>>725333027
>>725333401
wow pathetic why did you even bother
heyits.tine
>>725333754
Shut up and suggest more girls to swoon idiot dont just watch me fail
>>725333733
So you realize nobody cares about your baby dick right? Also, TH hasn't gotten dudes laid since the 90s.
>>725333401
told you to just send them the D and see how they react. u dumb fuck
Damon231
>>725333966
Show me ur cock then right now faggot
Lets see it
>>725333925
more girls to swoon? you've got mental issues you beta bitch
Lexxxiemae
>>725334056
LMFAO thats a fkn big black pimp no way i'm sending my nutsack photos to a revered black man
>>725334080
I'm not the one who started a kik thread claiming i'd show girls the D.... now you're asking to see my cock? gayest post in b history, and that's saying something
Brittlovescheese
>>725334323
>show me the d fagget
Kek I love this thread
>>725334248
Do it
>>725334323
kys
>>725334396
She has a fuckingg moterolla razor
ᵒᵖ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᶠᵃᵍ
anka233441
>>725334200
Messaged her.
I can't fucking believe i lost natalie.
If these girls just stick around for my big unveling of this model dick they'll be glad
>>725334621
Catfish? She's too hot
maddiegetshorny
>>725334907
disconnected nokia phone as well
cmon guys focus
awkwardsushi
has a boyfriend, but is a slut.
Mystarians
katebelizz
Ashhbecca pleaseeee
>>725335034
B A C K
IN
BUSINESS
Can someone try lisabo93
I work with her, she's got a bf
Give me something so I can show him
>>725335326
better man up this time.
bobaia09
>>725334669
She's complaining about a bunch of new chats! Lol. Light her ass up!
Also, google lexxxiemae. Has amateur porn out there of her taking a big black dick in her fat ass
Legit Kik thread
>>725334635
abandon fag thread
>>725335586
Anything?
Anyone send her a cock pic?
update faster fag OP
another legit kik thread
>>725334948
abandon this shit
>>725336126
She replied asking if i'm UNCUT
i'm in. I will be focusing on natalie as of now boys,
>>725336316
show dick faggot
>>725336316
Show dick so we can make fun of it
nofet1
>>725336316
ᵇᵃᵇʸ ᵈᶦᶜᵏ
>>725336386
Stfu it's really nice but i'm still self concious
>>725336432
i dont give a shit how you feel post your dick you silly faggot
>>725336571
If we are victorious in Titties.
I will honor my promise and show me raging boner as well
>>725336808
My heart dropped. She loves it lads
itsxjac, super easy she'll probably love it even if you're small
>>725337025
well she's not laughing so i guess it's not a chode
>>725337229
Would a fucking chode get an 8 buddy??
I'm telling you guys this is a MODEL DICK. You know how theres hand models? I was blessed by a model dick.
>>725337384
The way you talk is fuckin creepy, you know that?
>>725337384
you are a goddamn cringe lord, even for this site holy shit
>>725337619
To her or on Chan
>>725337384
Op just show us your fucking dick already
>>725337665
Ok all further conversation pictures are hereby suspended.
And i'm logging off kik. Thanks fags ruin the one pair of tits you and i will ever see
>>725337712
Both, but I meant to her. All the 'loves' and 'babes' make it seem like you're grooming them.
>>725337858
Haha did someone whitenight you?
>>725337858
Da fuck happened op?
>>725337858
Ahhh you got cucked.
>>725337712
to her how do u not see that
>>725337961
Nono lmao just all these cunts in here making fun of me
I don't talk to ladies
I ~~~~swoon~~~~ them
And swooning happens to be fucking cringey
>>725337858
you weren't gonna get any tiddy anyway, you talk like a child molestor
>>725338128
Shut it faggot u just wanted to see my Roman Scultped perfect dick
>>725338104
You know you can swoon them without talking like a pedo right?
VerfaulteTraeume
Know her from uni
>>725338216
I didnt know you could swoon them while talking like a pedo.
>>725338104
Nigga really? swoon?
>Come on its time to stop
>>725338216
You think i enjoy typing that way arr-tards
It's what they want to hear.
I'm an advanced predator i can adapt to my surroundings watch
:o! :p! :( :D! XD
It's caled theater. It's drama.
>>725338321
Well no, clearly he's not swooning shit.
>>725338383
So did your theater get you any tits?
>>725338383
>It's what they want to hear.
>I'm an advanced predator i can adapt to my surroundings
Nigga u high?
>>725338290
No titties yet
But this girl is cute too i hope she responds
>>725338383
You sound like a great person.If I was an underage girl I would def not be terrified of you.
>>725338425
Shut up Anon
>>725338544
kek'd and checked
>>725338383
Then stop getting butthurt about /b/ comments and post either dick or tits, i don't care which.
LISABO93
Anyone??????
skype: blondeandmsbehavn
dumb as a rock, big ass titties and skinny as hell, worth the effort
>>725338658
>>725338698
NATS responded but i wont bore you guys with my gay small talk i'll screenshot if she says anything hot also
Not fucking showing my dick faggots
I'm flattered but its my cock so pls respect my privacy
Kik: Mncga
Goodluck yo..
>>725338895
show small talk
Jspritz12
>>725338895
come on dude, give us a good kek.
Kik repdep
>>725339035
No kek lmfao
Ok generally the small talk is just me kind of stressing "are u having any fun" because if she keeps saying 1 word replies i just wont show her this fabulous dick.
>>725339181
not creepily though lol
whoever suggest nat i'm pretty sure you're gonna see her tits today
>>725339181
man, are you sure she want's to talk? Normally one word responses mean she's busy or bored. Don't ask her if she's having fun. Make her have fun.
>>725328913
jacki3ee
Tough nut to crack
But I've been busting nuts for years
>>725339516
WTFFFFFF WTF
>>725339516
op actually did it wow
>>725339516
THATS MY GIRL FAGGOT
>>725339516
fake
>>725339516
it looks fake..
>>725339516
Stand and deliver
show the nude op
>>725339795
Please be fake
I wont keep messagig her if shes already given them
Also Anne replied shes fucking cute
And still no word from Nat guys
OP is literally fag of the year
Just so we're all clear.
>>725339931
Maybe try with the new kiks that got posted above.
>>725340057
Sorry i cant handle all this
I have 3 girls in the works
>>725339931
Kik: jacki3ee
>>725328913
njjaz
>>725340184
Messages
5 girls now will respond with any spicy chats
>>725339982
STFU U GUYS WANNA SEE MY DCIK AND I SAID NO ITS MINE AND U CALL ME GAY
>>725340301
confirmed fake you are such a faggot
>>725339337
This
Also Op quit being a fag.
>shows dick to kik slut
>ask for tittys
>gets laughed at
>looks picture on internet
>ladysman.jpeg
lets skip a few chapters.
>>725340374
Ok mission compromised i will not be messaging Nat lmfao
Shes kind of a slut
Kik: scootsmcgoots74
>>725340941
TRYING ALL OF THEM
just nothing screenshot worthy yet u horny freaks
>>725340845
Yeah i told her i busted a nut so no more dick pics and she said
"Ok"
she's pretty with a cold soul
>>725341227
yeah. She was probably laughing to her friends about this stupid shit while getting high.
Brooksav93
>>725335324
Anything?
>>725341304
Can guarantee for sure.
>I mean im doing the same thing tho.
>>725341680
Lock the thread up boys.
Another case of perfection being my downfall.
If The worlds most photogenic dick can't fucking tame sluts what can... What fucking can.
I give up
Quads gets my immaculate dick picks
>>725341649
can't tell if fake or it worked.
>>725341973
kek
>>725342016
it's probably fake, but I hope it makes OP cry.
Do feminist_trash
Huge tits
>>725342091
amen
>>725342016
Thats not op and the fonts all fucked up and let me tell you
She doesnt type like that
>>725342091
Fuckin rude ass
Do u know what its like to divorce someone? Thats what i just went thru with Nat
>>725331484
>tell girl you'll show her dick picks
>text is in the shape of a dick
>>725342261
LMFAOO
>>725342234
Haha. That's some sad shit bro.
>>725337025
>I fucking love foreskins
AHA! Fucking eat it mutilatedfags.
>>725342399
Late
>>725342399
LOL i had her.
I didn't persue the hunt. I'm a fucking eagle. My prey showed a sign of weakness so i backed off.
She wanted me.
>>725342399
latefag
>>725342399
DUbs
>>725342531
>>725342604
Are you expecting me to care?
>>725342557
>I didn't persue the hunt. I'm a fucking eagle. My prey showed a sign of weakness so i backed off.
kek
>>725342557
>I didn't persue the hunt. I'm a fucking eagle. My prey showed a sign of weakness so i backed off.
I thought going for the weak prey is exactly what predators do though.
>>725342692
Now i have blueballs someone send another kik
It's late as fuck for these girls though
AND NOBODY ELSE MESSAGE HER OR I WILL LOSE INTEREST
>>725342786
I'm a trophy hunter
i love a Good charrenge ^_^
>>725342799
I don't know men, tried with mncga and got jackshit
>>725342969
Whoever suggested this oyster can get cancer
>>725342663
Nah I just pointed it out but i expect you'll read and catch up nigga.
>don't argue read bitch nigga.
>also dont comment on old jokes its weird fag.
>>725342914
you want a challenge try messaging Dictoria16
>>725343035
Im dying
>>725343124
No name found!
Also the oyster responded & i'm scared its one of you fuckig fags going to expose my cock pics
OP likely colossal fucking troll
Zoe_UsMc
>>725336316
>munchies cravings
>this dick
>>725343590
I'm cringing lmao
Somebody stop me
>>725343589
She's using a Motorrolla as well
addiamour
amanda_483
>>725343898
None found!
>>725343589
>UsMc
Sounds like a sure thing.
>>725344029
If i dont post in 7 minutes i'm arrested
ZoeUSMC12 for Snapchat if Kik isn't working
1/3
2/3
3/3
OP where did you get your pics to catfish from?
>>725345018
Shut up its my real dick
And it's an 8/10
>>725345061
The oyster sent her biyfriend on me lmfao
I literrally sent my fucking boner to a girls boyfriend fck u whoever suggested that oysters kik
arzet
>>725344975
Post the ass pic
>>725345263
It was me kek
All Snapchat
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kylee.ivy
exploreunicorns
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dana.malinka
Brooklyn342
gen_best23
Judith1801 Dutch slut
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Ashcoff
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basiamalinowska
kek. I actually know that girl. Want her phone number? She will freak.
>>725345559
who? and yeah.
>>725345519
Bastard.
Let this be a lesson to all of you who still are interested in females at this point. Every single fucking female is a slut. Moms, sisters, OP's mom, these girls kik.
I never thought a girl would say yes to even wanting to see my cock and rate it.
I will never have a daughter. My first son is going to be a boy.
Anyways, never fall for fucking females.
And don't he gay either. Be asexual. Be a prime human species. We don't need sex
>>725345660
(416) 557-7848
her name is sam
>>725345734
>My first son is going to be a boy
how is this thread still going holy shit
>>725345997
oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/
oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/2/
What do you Cucks want me to ask?
>>725328913 Need ashhbecca
>>725346660
how old were you when your balls dropped, Natalie?
>>725345061
>>725347210
Dare me to post it
>>725347399
fucking do it you nigger
>>725345734
gay
>>725347617
APLEAse i'm legit shy to show my cock to uguys
Y r u 4channers so gay for dicks
U r gay for dicks and men
>>725347399
What difference does it matter when it's fake? I still applaud you for what you're doing though.
i bet you're a yasuo main
>>725347759
it's my dick i live pic'd it to her
I have a really nice reproductive gland why wont you believe me
>>725347700
Okay, I should've spotted bait posted by a 12 year old instantly.
>>725348035
>save image as
>>725348097
LOL you guys just fapped to a 10 yr old flirting with kik gals
Alexthequeen99
Shes legal, 99 is just a number.
>>725347820
Jesus fucking christ that's rude
>>725348035
Ask her if they have a light blue hue to them.
the_end_game
MDM_Angel
Festival girl I met a few years ago when we found her passed out in our tent on an ounce of shrooms and opium. That should tell you all you need to know ha. She's fun but certifiably bipolar or some shit. Kinda wanna know just how psycho she is in bed
>>725328913
hermconrad
awkwardsushi