So /b/ what's it like to date a trap/shemale? I've

they hate to be called trannies/shemales.

if you date one, call her a woman

>>725328268
Noted

>>725328268
>>725328167
More curious, where do you meet a trap?

And admit that you're gay.

>>725328378
You be lucky

Good like finding one without absurd emotional baggage.

Their entire life is a game of seeking enough validation to postpone killing themselves for another couple days.

>>725328522
It's alot of effort to be there for them

>>725328422
I'm not personally gay, women, men, anything in-between is attractive. People are hot.

That's it.

>>725328268

I can confirm this. I dated one for a year and a half.

just guessing but it's probably pretty gay

>>725328167
never dated one, but got head from one on Tinder. he/she then became obsessed with me and wanted to date me etc... even though he/she knew I was trying to be discrete. Followed me on twitter&IG, friended me on facebook, messaged me, tagged me and shit. All I wanted was a massage and sum succ, not crazy.

>>725328167

https://www.rabb.it/r/oawz1a

>>725328658
Please tell us about it. Start with how you met and how you got into bed with her.

>>725328625
>People are hot
It's almost as if you've never even met any people.

>>725328658
Give us every detail anon

>>725329007
Was she hot? How feminine was her penis?

>>725328658
How big was her dick?

>>725331730
Was it feminine

If anyone here has smelled a shemales fart/shit, they're proteiney and sour as fuck just like when one of your best buds farts in the car.
Combine that with anal sex and you're in for a bad time.
They try to mask their scent up with perfume but pheromones don't lie.

>>725331914
kek

>>725328167
Dont let the porn give you a wrong impression. Some really feminine ones dont like their dicks touched unless youre really steady with them already. Pretty much like dating women, most really bad but youll find your pick of the litter eventually
>t. Trap hunter

>>725328268
THIS!!!

Porn ruins men, seriously.

>>725328268
this is why I would never date one of those basket cases, just fuck em

>>725331354
>>725331520
>>725331730

Her dick is around 6.2 or 6.3 inches and it's think enough. We met on an online dating site and we just talked and kinda clicked. We talked for a bit and eventually started dating and fucked. We're not dating anymore but I still fuck her from time to time. She's even fucked me, and let me tell you, it feels so good.

>>725332256
Nice anon

How big are their dicks usually?
Are they generally huge or tiny?

>>725332256
>She's even fucked me, and let me tell you, it feels so good.
Very dubious

>>725328167
Drama

>>725332570
Also are most adverse to the idea of fucking your ass?

>>725332570
Usually dicks shrink on HRT. One friend of mine went from 8 inches to 3 after starting HRT. Another wet from 6 to 4. I went from 6 to 5. It varies widly

>>725332111
>Some really feminine ones dont like their dicks touched unless youre really steady with them already. Pretty much like dating women, most really bad but youll find your pick of the litter eventually
Perfect. Then I won't have to feel bad about not reciprocating.

>>725332875
Wouldn't mind that in my ass at all

>>725331914
http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2014/10/6_facts_you_need_to_know_about_farts.html

Hormones change pheromone/smell, body odor etc though

>>725332875
Post it.

>>725332888
Trips dont lie. Oh but its kind of hard to find someone who looks feminine but likes to cum, it fucks up with their hormones. I really treasure the few who actually looked great and freaks in bed. Most of the time you have to make them work

>>725332854
Well I'm pretty adversed to use mine on someone but that may be more because I'm sub too..

>>725332854
Pretty much yes :)

trap here:
Kinda new to dating. I've been quite a few men's "first" and it kinda sucks.
I feel like im just a conquest on everybody's bucket list.

>>725334249
99% of us are sub. I think submission in general comes from childhood, and we missed out on the one we were meant to have, so overcompensate with extra submissiveness.

>>725331914
hearty kek

>>725332256
Does it feel like shitting? Asking for a friend

"she" used to always play this song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgbxGI_mqE

>>725334754
I get your point, but could you at least understand the allure of having sex with a transsexual? At least from the man's perspective?

>>725335087
I guess I know what it feels like to be a woman at least...
tons of men wanting to fuck and peace out lol

>>725332256
Which dating site? Did your friends and family meet her and did they know she was packing a feminine penis or was she passable enough that nobody knew?

>>725334754
I've been there. tbh it's best to avoid those guys. I know how you can get lonely and feel unattractive, and being wanted by a guy feels so empowering. But those guys just hurt your self-confidence in the end.

>>725334939
>Does it feel like shitting? Asking for a friend
yes, very full in a satisfying way

>>725334754
>>725335591
Don't you just want some ass sometimes too, though? I mean I've had no strings sexual relationships with cis women that involved mutual respect and everything was fine. Why would it have to be any different as a t-grill?

>>725335887
I'm not down on all guys... but some are real shitheads. The guys who look at you with disgust after they've cum and can't run away fast enough are the worst.

Casual sex can be really nice but you want more sometimes.

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>>725334754
You are and always will be. Don't listen to the others, you are nothing but a fetish and will never be truely loved, just fucked. I recommend suicide as the only solution.

>>725336648
Don't be mean... she has real feelings you know

>>725336509
What's the best way to meet a qt3.14 trap?

>>725336766
Nice dubs.

>>725336648
not sure why people feel the need to be this hurtful.

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>>725336766
Further more you will age. As you age you will become more masculine and loose your trap appeal. At which point you'll just be some middle aged dude in a dress that everybody is creeped out by in the mall. This is your future.

>>725335887
sure I want ass from time to time, but conversation and cuddling is nice too. Most guys want nothing to do with the other stuff.

>>725336985
Probably a kissless virgin tbh.

>>725334754
pics?

>>725337141
someone needs to do more research. this isnt true at all lol

>>725328167
>So /b/ what's it like to date a trap/shemale?
I've dated 2, "dated" 1 more, and been involved with 5 total.

By and large they tend to be needy, emotionally fragile, clingy, and all of them but one had told be about at least one self diagnosed mental illness within 48 hours of meeting them. Also sluts. One cheated on me while we were dating, and two others I know for a fact cheated on other guys, because they had boyfriends while I was fucking them.

In other words, great for sex if you're into that, but keep the relationship casual and ALWAYS use a condom.

>>725337172
I guess I don't know what's up with that, then. I have never enjoyed fucking chicks that I can't even converse with.

>>725328167
fuck off with these stupid threads faggot

>>725336880
I dunno... LGBT friendly bars and clubs. I've never used a dating site, but I know a couple of girls who meet bfs on one, OKcupid I think.

>>725337302
we aren't all sluts. Just like women, some of us are much easier than others.

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>>725337253
Oh but it is though.

>>725337141
Nope! I'm taking estrogen! That means I'll age like a woman

>>725328268
Suit the Fuck down orange men you something

>be me
>be 19
>at local tranny bar in New Orleans
>Talk to a few
>none interested
>fast forward 2 years
>see one at a karaoke bar
>likes my funny rendition of Creep by Radiohead
>drinking with her
>can't tell she's a tranny yet
>actually looks female
>go to car
>receive best by of my life
>says she has a confession to make
>she was born with a dick but do go to severe hormonal imbalance she brought grew tits and is extremely feminine
>don't care in bi anyway
>ask her if I can return the favor of bj
>takes out 10 inches
> @_@
>date for 2 months
>gradually loses her mind
>wants to kill herself
>wishes she could have my babies
>wishes I was wouldn't ask for her to fuck me after I fuck her
>wishes that we had more money
>normal shit to botch about but she would smash things in my apartment
>tell her it's over Bc she breaks my tv
>grabs a steak knife and stabs me in the arm
>I get the knife away from her and she tries to claw my face
>pulls out her sick and says "I'll rape you to death"
>leave my apartment with her chasing me
>run around the building
>back into apartment
>lock her out
>call police

Hottest sex I've ever had but she was fucking batshit crazy

>>725337612
yup

>>725337612
You'll have to stop eventually because otherwise you'll get cancer. Hrt has been stopped in the Eurozone because of cancer.

>>725328167

Most trans people I know are not particularly passable. The one that is went to Thailand and got the snip snip surgery. Hotter body than some actual women I know but still a man's face. Pretty unfortunate.

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>>725337253
It's very true.

>>725337590
You'll forgive me if I jump to that conclusion, but of the 5 traps I've ever had sex with, 3/5 put out on the first day we met, and 4/5 were confirmed cheaters.

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>>725337670
>pulls out her sick and says "I'll rape you to death"

genuine question, i see so many trap threads but never any cuntboy threads. would you guys not want to date someone with a secret vagina rather than a dick?

>>725338116
Well I'm straight so feminine penis is cool but I have no interest in masculine vagina.

>>725337819
Only recently I read HRT lowers the risk of heart disease. There'll be pro/cons to everything. Ad no-one is ever taking away my estrogen, I'd die.

>>725338116
Well if someone is dating a dude, they want to fuck a dude. Finding a vagina would very likely not make them happy.

>>725338021
She transitioned late in life obviously.

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>>725338242
Well that's fine. Titty cancer here we come.

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>>725338366
I can't answer that.
This one transitioned in the 90's.

>>725338213
how would you define a masculine vagina? like huge clit? i honestly can't picture one

>>725337670
Kik me man, i wanna know more, can return the favour. teenarcherk

>>725338366
Dubs checked and nope. You see that image, thats your future that is, ots how you'll look. That'll be you after make up that will.

>>725338027
Lolled

>>725338353
i'm just surprised apparently no one wants vagina like they want "feminine penis"

>>725338616
It looks like a well tenderized steak that someone just beat the hell out of, butterflied, then stuck on someone's crotch. Don't want to post one, because I don't feel like throwing up.

>>725338514
That's the reason alot an hero. She transitioned as a teen, now look at her. With a future to look forward to like that surely the an hero is more appealing.

>>725338762
i've seen tons of milf threads with exactly those kinds of vagoos kek everyone in those threads seems to love that shit

>>725338616
when FtMs start HRT their clit grows into a small dick ~ 2 inches, so yeah if that counts as av huge clit

>>725338970
Not everything is about looks though and she looks alright tbf, seen a lot worse cis women

>>725338748
I'll let you in on a little secret here: the guys who like feminine penises... ARE GAY. Another little secret: gay men don't like pussies.

What is hard to understand about this? Gay guys don't like pussy.

As an older guy, 39, what do you think my chances are of dating a cute young trap?

>>725339057
Yes, but those ones are attached to a woman.

Do you just not understand how human sexality works? Gay guys don't want pussy. Straight guys don't want to fuck something with a dude's body.

>>725339387
>the guys who like feminine penises... ARE GAY
But that's wrong though.

>>725328167
Its literally like dating a man that puts on makeup every morning. If they hasn't had laser hair removal, they have a 5 o'clock shadow by the end of the night. They have a dick, They talk like men trying to sound like females. They like the same shit you do half the time, unlike females.
Strange enough I've known 3 of them, all went to my school. and I've met a lot more through them. Was good friends with one all throughout school.

>>725339322
Kek, Ive slept with worse looking real women.

>>725328625
>People are hot.
newfag

>>725339505
36 here, would also like to know this.

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>>725339387
>Gay guys don't like pussy

>>725339505
Get to know us and you'll discover a lot of us have daddy issues. So yes.

>>725339659
Your school must have hormones in it's water supply.

>>725339771
Everyone likes boobs and puss

>>725328167
it's like dating a guy, except you're even more of a faggot.

>>725339981
and even more mental illness

>>725339792
Oh I didn't expect that. I'd love to spoil a cute young trap and treat her like a woman. I think i'd enjoy that more than the sexual element.

>>725338242
>Ad no-one is ever taking away my estrogen, I'd die.
This desu. The day I stop estrogen is the day I die, cancer or no cancer.

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>>725328167
I dated a trans person in high school. I'll greentext some secksy stories if you want

>>725339771
>>725339903
Gay man reporting in, can confirm, pussy is gross. Like half a roast beef sandwich that got left in a sweaty locker for a week.

>>725337141
Traps have a finite shelf life

>>725340172
Further continued, how do I meet one?

>>725340419
DO IT

>>725340436
Fact.

>>725340419
pls

>>725340419
Is that a tranny?

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>>725339771
this

all that shit about guys that like trappussies being gays is fake news

BIG LEAGUE

>>725340427
You're not gay tho. Your a fag.

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>>725340419
do it

>>725329007
same happened to me anon, I even 69'd her, maybe it was same girl/boy?

>>725334754
To be honest i would totally date a trap. I'd be fine in public with you, explain to friends, the whole nine yards. But...I'd probably never stay with you forever. I would eventually settle down with a cis woman and start a family. I know its cruel and its why Ive never dabbled in that territory even thoug I've really wanted to. But to be real I just don't see many opportunities for a real permanent relationship for you people with a straight/bi guy.

In all honesty my heart goes out to all the trans people in this world.

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>>725340667
Ja.

>>725340832
This is very true. The inability of a trans girl to be able to bear children would strongly affect the long term feelings of any logical and sensible man. This leads me to believe that they are ultimately play things and this could be why they kill themselves.

>>725340832
>I know its cruel
its not, they cant have babies, they know what they are getting into

>>725340419
>>725340667
>>725340872
If you're going to pretend someone is a tranny, don't pick someone who's so easy to find online.

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>>725340419
.> 16 years old in a deep south High School
>go to a house party some night
>drinking smoking weed etc.
>usual teenage festivities
>Meet this stunning girl
>Her Name is Aubery
>Start chatting up
>end up going outside to smoke a cig and talk where its more quiet
>We're both pretty drunk
>We start flirting with eachother and he hints to me that she wants the D
>I was excited af because this was my first house party and the 2nd time I had sex
>She lived with her Mom across the street from the party so we just walked over
>Went into her room and instantly started kissing
>She had beautiful long strawberry blonde hair
>She was kind of a slender build
>She takes off her bra to reveal B cups
>meh
>She's kissing my neck and she reaches into my pants and grabs my dick
>I cum instantly
>uh....
>I told her I'm still good to go
>I was so turned on that busting a nut meant nothing, this boner was relentless
>She asks me if she'd ever been with someone like her before
>knew some fuckery was up
>ask her what she means
>Tells me she's trans
>I was drunk at the time, and thought about it for maybe 12 seconds
>meh, Ass is ass i guess.
>tell her it doesn't bother me
cont.?

>>725340172
When I was 26 I got involved with an older couple. Her in her 40s, him 50s. They were into BDSM big time and had a subby college girl in their relationship already.

I got involved with them for a while just because he treated me just like a daughter. He'd just listen to me rabbit on about any crazy thing while we sat and his hand rummaged in my panties. The only bad thing was him beggig me to fuck him. It was great other than that.

>>725337141
It's LOSE not LOOSE. Loose is what your moms pussy is

>>725340832
>I know its cruel
It's not cruel. You are under no obligations to date someone else. You don't owe them sex, and if they just expect it, regardless of personal preference, they're reinforcing the rape culture.

>>725341221
cont pls

>>725341375
>rape culture
Ohboyherewego

>>725341221
yes

>>725341171
>>725340832
Not all woman can have or wants kids either..

Also what if you're already sterile too?

>>725341221
EVERY FUCKING TIME WITH THE cont. ?

JUST GET ON WITH IT THIS BONER ISN'T GONNA LAST FOREVER.

>>725340832
Not everyone has the same outlook as you though, like, Theres always ways that things can work. A couple might want to adopt, or they might just want to stay together because they love each other. Theres more than one way to have a fulfilling life

>>725341171
>>725341214
Is being able to have babies really that big a fucking deal? I don't ever want children myself, but if I did and I were with a tranny I'd just adopt.

>>725328167
It's great when they don't have a dick

>>725339792
Can confirm, we all have daddy issues. I once dated a guy who was 58 and I'm not even 21.

>>725341605
Who wants to raise a child that isn't theirs?

>>725334754
You should stop just sleeping with men and letting yourself just be their firsts. Learn to wait.
I would love to actually date a trap, but I'd prefer him/her to be a pure virgin.

>>725341233
Oh thats interesting. I'd never want to be fucked by a trans girl though, just give her the D occasionally lol. Also I find bdsm ew. If i want to get hurt I'll pick a fight lololol.

>>725341620
>killing off your genetic lineage
good goy

>>725341219
It's just a random picture I have, not her. Looks similar though.
>>725341221
cont.
>She pulls down her jeans and panties to reveal a kinda normal sized dick
>shaved and clean looking
>She starts giving me head while her ass is in the air
>Bout to fucking bust a nut
>tell her to stop
>Look at her hard 6 inch reverse girl cooter and decide fuck it
>Start sucking
>Apparently I'm good at it and she's loving it
>She busts in my mouth and I choke and almost puke up the 9 beers and 4 shots I took earlier
>She kisses me and turns on all fours
>Staring into a perfect pink turd cutter
>She tells me to put it in slow
>I try to but once I get halfway in I just ram it home
>felt so fucking good
>Im pumping away and shes making all these cute moans
>She starts to tremble
>Notice a pool of cum underneath me
>Just gave her a prostate orgasm
>Keep plowing away
>leg starts to cramp up so she gets on top cowgirl style
>She's riding me while this floppy pecker is in my face
>ask her to turn around subliminally
>she turn around and I start pounding away like a jack rabbit
cont.

>>725341848
Haha I knew /pol/ were a bunch of fucking trap fappers. This post in this thread is proof that I was right.

>>725341375
>>725341214
Whats cruel is the fact that for me, I too would want something more than sex...but something far less than "true love" what ever that means.

>>725341534
It's more than just kids. Love. sexuality, and gender preference are almost always intertwined in some way that trans people would unavoidably complicate things. You see it with the bros who just hit it and quit it. All I'm saying is that there are people out there like me who would be sexually attracted, romantically attracted, yet still not feel completely satisfied living the rest of their lives with a trans woman.

The cruel part comes from investing a much larger amount of time into an inevitably hopeless relationship. I couldn't do thta.

>>725341492
How blatant does a satire have to be? I'm defending discrimination against trans people by invoking the rape culture idea.

>>725341946
everyone loves traps

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>>725341951
>Whats cruel is the fact that for me, I too would want something more than sex...but something far less than "true love" what ever that means.
Nigger I can't even tell what the fuck you're saying, so have a nonsensical reaction image.

>>725341946
you caught us

>>725341719
All sorts of reasons. Families dont have to be blood there just needs to be love

>>725341981
Behave Hillary.

>>725341981
Lmao

>>725341951
True love is a meme, go find a closed polyamorous relationship with some qt's.

>>725341853
>Im getting pretty close to busting a nut
>Ask her where she wants me to bust
>She says in the butt
>She's still riding me
>I start coming and she's moaning as I am
>so fucking hot
>Finish nutting and leave my softy inside her
>She turns around while still on my dick
>she kisses me a bit more
>Says she had fun, wants to do it again sometime
>we exchange phone numbers
>go back to the party but most everybody is passed out or pretty close
>I decide to go home.
>Get in my car and drive home
>wake up the next morning realizing I fucked a dude and liked it
>oh well
We ended up dating for 4 months until She graduated and moved away for college. Me and Aubery still keep in contact and we plan to meet up again when I'm out of tech for the summer.

>>725342395
wait a minute... this tastes like pasta

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This is actaully an interesting thread.

>>725342395
well, it's not.

>>725342198
I'm literally defending trans discrimination with feminist theory dude.

>>725328167
I always wanted to hook up with one just once, but that's not going to happen, have a husband now and we have a threesome about twice a year but he's not into the idea of doing it with a trap

>>725341951
I guess what I'm saying is that most people wouldn't even consider fucking a trans. Most people who would fuck a trap wouldn't be interested in a long term relationship. Most people interested in a long term relationship with a trans woman probably would go back to a cis woman eventually. I don't think I could live with myself to even be in that last category. Especially considering all the suicide/mental illness statistics.

>>725342302
Fine, call it a monogamous relationship 99% of the population is after. I don't think I could indefinitely satisfy a trap in the long term in that regard so I'm deciding not to go down that path at all.

>>725341809
I only liked the being tying up part of BDSM.

>>725338116
Not attracted to masculinity, would probably fuck a transman once for the taboo though.

>>725342729
Don't lie. You liked it all, whore.

>>725342302
>True love is a meme
I've seen strong evidence to the contrary. Typically it involves marrying your best friend.

your all gay

Dating a ftm for almost 2 years now no problems no fights sex is good

>>725342729
I'm thinking i might enjoy tying you up. Just putting that out there as we seem to be having a nice conversation.

>>725343060
http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=4009228 :3

I'm not them though

>>725343156
>you're
And no I'm not

>>725342707
>Fine, call it a monogamous relationship 99% of the population is after
Humans aren't naturally monogamous. Not biologically, anyway. Most monogamous species stop having a sexual response to seeing members of the opposite sex when they're already mated, whereas humans have quirks of our neurobiology that specifically incentive us to have sex outside of our current relationships.

>>725343274
No, I fell for that once, never again. You're not getting me this time.

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>>725340872

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>>725343333

wasted quadz

>>725343407
What do you mean "this time"? This is the first conversation I have had with you that I'm aware of.

>>725343274
Yay. See, everyone likes at least the tying up part of BDSM :p

>>725343489
Why am I so erect now?

>>725343545
You won't fool me again, don't try.

>>725343407
this isn't me. It's a faker

>>725343642
True.

>>725343463
Their eyes aren't even the same color

>>725343718
Oh, that explains a lot, haha.

>>725343756
Your eye color didn't change as you aged?

>>725343699
I'm actually a pretty nice guy so your loss young lady. Nice dubs btw.

>>725343815
I wish /b/ still had the IDs, they really made conversations easier...

>>725343489
My quads are quads, faggot. Kek has spoken and your word is not above the word of Kek so fuck off with your hubris.

>>725343756
Mouth is the same, and facial structure is more telling than eye colour.

>>725343835
Nah m8.

>>725328167

This is the reason why you don't: most (yeah, most) are perverted, overly sexual, mentally ill people that sleep with a lot of people every year, just like homosexuals. Homosexuals, including men pretending to be women, have on average the most sexual partners and STD's.

That's the main reason why you shouldn't.

Had a trannie message me on a dating site, when my profile clearly said straight. Doxxed him. Found his diseased ass on craiglists and backpage whoring for money. And he claimed not to be a man-whore.

Don't fuck with these diseased, mentally ill scum bags. They suck as many dicks as perverted, diseased, desperate gay dudes.

>>725343946
Could always kik?

>>725344034
that and they never look like they do in their photoshopped pics

>>725343095
"True love is a meme" was an oversimplification to save myself some typing. To give you the slightly longer version: Monogomy isn't universally right , and a lot of people would be happier embracing a good poly closed relationship where there's a surplus of every resource to better sate their needs. That being said, monogamy definitely has a place, it's a perfectly valid option as is polygamy/polyamory so long as everyone involved is tested and clean.

>>725343873
>>725343946
Okay, I'm done derailing you two.

This
>>725343815
>>725343699
>>725343407
Is me, a random fucker coming in from out of nowhere. Disregard it and proceed.

>>725342087
A normal, healthy relationship

>>725342198
You're an idiot

>>725343981
Yeah well I'd fuck the shit out of her either way. Got proof that she has a penis?

>>725343999
Huh. Well it's very common for people with blue and green eyes to have a shift in the color of their iris as they age, typically settling on their permanent color by the time they hit puberty.

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kik trappyfappy

>>725344487
Your mom's an idiot.
>Bitch

>>725343946
>I wish /b/ still had the IDs
Kill yourself.

>>725342642
Don't try and explain to the simple minded. J
Keep doing what you're doing /b/ro

>>725344407
Thanks you naughty little troll.

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B
D
S
MMM

I just fucked a trap about an hour ago. AMA she was 26yo, great ass, petite

>>725344284
Well said, I agree. I just don't think it's a good idea to discount the idea of happy monogamous relationships, when there are clearly people for whom that arrangement is so ideal.

>>725344441
It wasn't the concept of love I didn't understand, it was the fucked sentence structure and confusing grammar, along with the seemingly out of place use of the word cruel as being "for" you.

I ask this without any condescension or derision: English isn't your first language, is it?

>>725344544
Really?

>>725344745
I'm second guy you replied to, was just translating because that sentence was fucked

>>725344736
Was she a full time tranny or a cross dresser?

>>725344736
When it came, did it make a manly ass grunt moan?

>>725345145
She was just a woman with an especially effeminate penis, don't be weird dude.

>>725345254
Did you suck it?

>>725345254
Lol

Why did transexuals all the sudden get super fucking big in the last 5 years any now everyone thinks their a woman in a man's body? Was it Obama?

>>725345230
Like the cry of a particularly furious beluga whale. It was deep and enraged, a glorious song that echoed out through the night, terrifying animals and small children for miles around.

>>725345358
idk man it's crazy

>>725345254
You mean benis of course.

>>725345145
I think shes a CD, which is normally a real turn off but she was cute as hell. she wears a lot of different sexy things and strips while we're messing around, like a burlesque show, it's her thing

>>725345230
dunno if she came, I don't think so, and no grunting althouigh she did burp that was kinda gross and ruined the illusion but whatevs
>>725345314
that other guy is not me.
no, she didn't want me to touch her cock
yes it was substantially bigger than mine
she jacked off while we fucked

>>725345254
>don't be weird dude
You just fucked a woman with a dick. Not ragging on it or anything, but nigga we all weird

>>725345358
It was a small group of very vocal, passionate transgender advocates, and hundreds of millions of people who just generally don't give enough of a shit to get involved, so we just ignored the drama and went on with our lives.

>>725345358
>Why did transexuals all the sudden get super fucking big in the last 5 years
who is behind all degeneracy?
it's the same group that it has always been throughout history

>>725345358
This. At my school you would have got the shit kicked out of you if you said you were trans.

>>725345372
https://youtu.be/zVz_035l-t8

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>>725345528

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I dated a gurl for about 2 months. Met at a gay bar I intentionally went to pick up shemales. Roommate was gone so came back to my place. Sexy mexican bitch. Lots of oral. She ate my ass like a champion. Felt some what ashamed the next day. We had good chemistry and didn't seem crazy. She was the only reliable bootycall I had at the time so I kept going to her place for horny drunk fucking. She was hesitant to let me Fuck her but she always wanted to stick her dick in my ass. I resisted for about a week. She would give me the best head then spoon me and start playing just the tip. Hers was bigger and thicker than mine. And felt great in my mouth. She promised to go slow. I felt every inch of every gentle thrust, pushing more and more presume out of theatre of my dick with every shove. I didn't even realise I had all 7 inches in me til I notices the pain was going away and she was rocking me. The first time she let me fuck her asshole was the night before we split up. She didn't like bottoming but I wanted a versatile relationship or nothing. AMA?

>>725345430
Where did you meet her?

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>>725345528
The Romans!

>>725345609
I fucking hate those whore talons. Nails like that ruin a bitch for me, whether it's a trap or a normal vagina having woman.

>>725345666
they were just gay/bi. not trans/mentally ill

>>725345812
>whore talons
I laughed at this way harder than I should have.

>>725345601
this anon knows
>>725345666
satan is getting closer. it's the same group that destroyed Rome from within
>>725345619
craigslist

>>725345492
>>725345528
So pretty much the Tumblr liberals just went on a fucking rampage normalizing the shit and now everyone wants to be a cool Tumblr trans girl so now it's some big fucking thing now?

>>725345558
TRUE.

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>>725345528

>>725345609
>>>presume out of theatre of my dick

*precum out of the tip of my dick.
Thanks auto correct

>>725345609
craziest shit she did? why did you break up? did you rawdog?

>>725345846
>gay/bi
>not mentally ill
Pick one and only one.

>>725345920
No, the Tumblr liberals just went on a fucking rampage normalizing the shit and now the same tumblr liberals want to be trans girls, and no one else gives a shit.

98% of people give zero fucks about the whole situation, it's just a few radical SJWs, fags, Christians, and conservatives fighting it out in the wings. Normal people just don't care that much.

>>725345920
I witnessed in my nieces school in the Netherlands that to have mental illness and a irregular gender is now seen as "cool". The world is fucked.

>>725345558
You school sounds like a pretty terrible place.

>>725345914
>craigslist
Were you poz before this encounter? Because you might be now.

Also did you pay?

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>>725345666
decadent statuary

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>>725346188
>Oh no, people are wear the wrong clothes and fucking people I don't think they should fuck, apocalypse is now....

>>725345920
>So pretty much the Tumblr liberals
they're just the footsoldiers for the jews

if you look for any degenerate or anti western movement, (((they))) are always behind it

>>725346271
British inner city school. Daily violence and bullying is the norm. No love in the ghetto.

>>725338116
I'd be down, but I'm not picky about bodies beyond not being fat. It seems like people forget that FtM exists in general. Fetishists are all after that feminine penis and because of weird gender role things MtF makes better news than FtM.

>>725346290
nah don't think I'm poz and yeah I paid 120 buckeroonies

it was a GFE, she's def not a hardcore pro or anything. it was a lot of fun.

>>725345846
>Elagabalus
Pretty sure they had trans people

>>725346175
There's a difference between wanting to stick your dick in another guy and believing you are a woman trapped in a mans body.

just another arrogant egomanical cunt that wants you on a leash while shemale's asleep. they haave leverage on you knowing hey are a guy

>>725346313
Jesus fucking christ mate. The detail on that one! Fucking sauce me, that's some ART right there.

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>>725345666
>666
Haha!
It's very funny, actually.
Or something along those lines, honestly.
That's all for now.
Peace, out.

>>725346171
She didn't want to split up and wanted me to start taking her out on actual dates around town. I was confused about my sexuality then, and didn't want to risk running g into anyone I knew. So I ended it. Goddamn bitch of it is months afterwards I was still picking up randoms at the same club I met her and she shows up with a boob job and a sexy ass gurlfriend. She enjoyed teasing that in my face after telling me she missed me.

>>725346564
Yes. One is mostly disturbed, the other is *completely* disturbed.

>>725346521
GFE?

>>725346175
I don't, haven't, and still don't give a good fuck about it. It was just an observation. It is weird thinking that going to a club it's turning more and more into a grab bag. Dick or vagina? Who knows.
But really. It is sorta getting annoying. And now everyones so god damned sensitive about every fucking thing that it's annoying. That's why /b/ has become my guilty pleasure. I can't take the pansy crybaby bullshit anymore. And even /b/s starting to turn into that. Everyone's turning into little sheltered bitches. It's scaring me.

>>725346188
How is being retarded cool?

>>725346171
Also yeah I raw dogged get the entire time. I thought she had given me herpes for a minute but it was a false alarm

>>725328625
I did not have this knowledge of humans. Thank you, I will keep you as a pet when the Vogons build our highway

>>725346403
JEW MANIA

>>725328167
>about to start first year of college
>first week living on campus
>pretty nervous and homesick
>go to orientation and meet really cute freshman girl (or so I assumed)
>really hit it off, which is a big deal because I was a kissless virgin at the time
>end up making out behind a building and things quickly escalate to sex
>"she" takes off her panties
>see what's obviously a dick, albeit an incredibly small one, small scrotum and all
>"she" notices me staring and covers it clearly embarassed
>I just chuckle and say I don't care, and proceed to go balls deep
no regrets

>>725346661
>I can't take the pansy crybaby bullshit anymore. And even /b/s starting to turn into that. Everyone's turning into little sheltered bitches. It's scaring me.
time to start browsing /pol/

>>725346661
>How is being retarded cool?
Fuck knows m8.

>>725346661
>going to a club it's turning more and more into a grab bag.
This is technically true, as the number of traps has been increasing, it's still such a laughably small number compared to the number of cis people that you're still getting struck by lightning with those odds. It's suuuuuper optimistic to say that even 1% of the population would be trans, and it's a small fraction of them that are actually good enough to pass, and it's a fraction of *that* fraction that you'd find at a club.

>>725346834
Haven't considered it because I personally hate politics. But shit. Maybe.

>>725346834
The world is filling with sheltered fucks.

I used to see a shemale real deal complete woman with a dick, she came from hollywood. she hated that i scheduled to see her. she was HOT. she sucked my dick like her life depended on it. I wanted to cum right away. She rode my cock from on top by bracing her own skull into mine as she shot her ass up and down. If I see her around it is on! I cant spell her name but i can remember her she liked it to be said.

>>725346661
Quit bullshitting nigger, you aren't just out of the loop so you need people to explain things to you, you know full well what people are going to say and you're just fishing for responses. You doing this here is like someone going to /pol/ and asking why there's anything wrong with being a jew.

>>725346625
go figure. I've noticed when they get fake tits the insanity/bitchiness goes through the roof
I went to a tranny bar for the first time a few weeks ago. It wasn't as fun as I thought it might be. A lot of posing and girls being cunty.

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>>725346579
dont got it, lad, for I'm but an uncultured ignoramus
I'll post some more of what I've got if you'd like

>>725346659
No condom sex and creampies I believe. Girl.Friend.Experience.

>>725347041
>you're just fishing for responses
Aren't we all?

>>725328167
WEAR A CONDOM and need not worry. Always remember that. An enjoy guys

https://xhamster.com/movies/6923728/kimsatrans_no_hands_anal_orgasm_2.html

>>725334754
Former twink/trap here I know what you mean. Eventually it became like I couldn't even do it anymore because so many people obsess over it and just want it (not to sound like a white girl) but don't want anything else. I'm just taking a break from it for now I guess then see how things are a little later on

>>725346891
EHHHH. The club is their fucking meeting place pretty much. So the odds are more than you think. But yes. The passability is easily spotable.
Most keep their 5 o'clock shadows. It's interesting to say the least. If you wanna look like a woman, Why? I guess it's just an ignorance of the culture. Hm.

It's not terrible. Most trans people are really nice. I just don't like sensitive people. If theyre not sensitive about it, they're cool in my book.

>>725347085
If you want, go ahead, but that should be enough for me to find it. I now know it's Hades capturing Persephone, which should be enough for me to find the original. Thanks anyway.

>>725347181
I suppose so, it just seems disingenuous to pretend like you just want to be filled in when in reality you're just here to bitch about something like the rest of us.

>>725346853
Kek

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>>725347042
Yeah. I'll probably still hit her up the next time I'm in the city.

>>725328167
>>>725334249
>99% of us are sub. I think submission in general comes from childhood, and we missed out on the one we were meant to have, so overcompensate with extra submissiveness.
Very true. In my opinion we (or at least I) missed out on that sort of confidence builder you can only get from dating and thus lead to this. You can be the most arogant guy but when it comes to dating it can be a whole new ballpark

>>725347041
It is a blatant ignorance as to where it's all coming from. I really don't know. But whatever. Let people be people I guess. I don't fucking care about that. I just don't like the sensitivity.

>>725347468
>doesn't know about the modern political and social climate surrounding traps
>does know where they congregate and how they typically behave
Yes anon, I see that you're just a genuinely curious bystander, with no prior knowledge of or bias for this particular topic, and you just want to be filled in by the honest fellows on /b/.

>>725346661
>>725346834
/b/ is dead, long love /pol/. Seriously, /b/ is just filled with whiny faggots that are pissed Trump won. The old /b/ would've thought Trump being president would be hilarious. Not anymore.

>>725347532
so do you openly date them now or anything? I never have, but I've come close. I'm not opposed to it but fuck no I don't want to run into any friends

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>>725345666
YAMERO, RUSHIFARU

>>725347704
Frankly anon, I think your lack of sensitivity for GLBT issues is problematic, and potentially quite homophobic, transphobic, and ableist.

>>725347707
I only know what I observe. I don't go looking the shit up, mother fucker. I'm not a trap so I don't give a good enough of a fuck.

>>725347871
kek

>>725337670
What's the bar called I want to check it out

>>725347731
But it is hilarious.
I mean. Until we get fucking bombed.
But until then he's a living troll. Kek

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>>725347778
Naw man when I lived in the big city used to hook up with them alot because generally gurls at bars are looking to get fucked. Once I moved back to a small town there was less opportunities to get some. Still wouldn't date a tgirl full-time tho. I'm "hetero flexible" now but keep it on the dl.

>>725347731
I think a lot of /b/ does find it hillaryous. Trouble is /b/ is $hilled with so many social networking $hills that have be antitrumping to the max.

>>725337819
Dude, Chinese food gives you cancer. Might as well get the hrt

>>725328167
Lots of cool people here, let's make a discord and we can all chill there before the thread 404's on us

>>725347731
>The old /b/ would've thought Trump being president would be hilarious
Yeah maybe but old /b/ was also a lot more liberal.
>long love /pol/
/pol/ are complete faggots, and they take everything (including themselves) way too fucking seriously. That's one problem /b/ has never had.

>>725348215
>Jews

i've dated lots of trannies and it's always been fine. most of them are good in bed & pretty sane

>>725348324
Why is there always one fuck face that wants to hop on discord and wack off to eachother?

>>725348358
>Yeah maybe but old /b/ was also a lot more liberal.
Shhhh! Don't remind them, it doesn't fit the narrative!

This thread is so off topic. Came for the Traps and stayed for the /pol/. Kek.

>>725348438
>why do newags discord
Because all the oldfags already have IRC rooms with the people they want to talk to?

>>725348214
Any more of that? Source?

>>725348480
Anonymous was super fucking liberal. The ones that didn't just fuck around always took down conservative organizations and always had like, liberal anarchist agendas.

>>725348678
And posted CP, Traps and Loli constantly.

>>725348530
You knew it was gonna turn into /pol?/. Kek

>>725348611
Kek

>>725348801
Never go full /pol/ dude!

>>725348678
I don't think it was so much about being liberal as it was being counterculture. Liberals were the "oppressed" outgroup under Bush, so rebels gravitated to them. Now, as liberal culture has become more and more mainstream, 4chan has taken on a more conservative bent, because the people who actually enjoy this fucking site are almost universally the contrarian, rebellious type. Now that trump is back in power, we're *just* starting to see things swing back left, though the SJW culture has turned many people off of the left for now.

>>725348792
That nasty shit still happens. I dream of a day I get on here to see none of those fucked up threads.

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>>725340436
everyone has a finite shelf life.

>>725341375
A non existent rape culture. I agree with you but rape culture in the west isn't real. If you speak like that you'd best get on over back to tumblr because you will have one hell of a bad time here. Just stating

>>725348863
Never really browsed /pol/ cause fuck that shit.

>>725348921
>wants /b/ without the fucked up shit
Anon, when that day comes it won't really be /b/ anymore, will it? From day 1 /b/ has been crammed to the gills with the weird shit that doesn't fit anywhere else. The weird shit IS /b/, and the best parts of this site come from the people who can stomach that perverse shit and carry on despite it. If you can have a casual conversation while surrounded by the horrid dregs of the internet, you're probably an interesting person to talk to.

The weird shit is what makes /b/.

>>725348636
some rooshian named "snezana"

>>725348882
Kek They just wanna be the annoying teenager of the internet.
>You can't tell ME what to do

But yeah. It's in a weird middle period because fuck sjw, but also fuck Trump. So what do?

>>725348982
How blatant does satire have to be? Dude, I was defending transgender discrimination with feminist theory.

The idea was to illustrate how much certain social justice talking points tend to conflict with each other.

>it's never okay to expect sex and disregard someone's tastes and wishes
>you should disregard your own tastes and wishes when dating, or you're being transphobic

>>725334754
If i'm being honest its because i'm super attracted to you but you wouldn't provide the future i want.

>>725349155
No idea anon, no idea.

You know, this is one of the rare threads where I actually do find the idea of continuing it outside of /b/ to be appealing. Actually some pretty interesting talking points, and interesting people to talk about it with. Makes me miss the old day where most threads would end with an IRC room getting created, and discussion continuing there.

Can't do that anymore though, IRC is old, and discord is for faggots.

>>725349089
Don't get me wrong, I like rekt threads because they give you that weird feeling that you had as a preteen watching Faces Of Death.

But fuck Lolis. Sorry. That's just over the line for me.

>>725349384
Everybody has a line, but /b/ is where lines come to die.

Used to be, anyway. Now we've got limits on so many things. Makes me sad.

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>>725348214
No sauce bruv

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>>725349384
>fuck Lolis
Yeah that's the idea

>>725346908
/pol/ is the old b, its a shitfest of so many people.

>>725349345
We could always organise a meet and greet and hit eachother with swords and LARP and smell like b.o. and dorritos and shit and then take it to a hotel room that night and.

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>>725336648
Yes, helium mask is preferred.

You sound like a REAL chick right before you go sleepy

>>725349566
STAHP

>>725328378
met mine on Grindr not even kidding

>>725348358
Someone hasn't been on /pol/ long enough

>>725349431
Don't cry, Anon. DONT CRY.