>Useless superpowers thread Breath underwater, but only

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Always have a paperclip in your pocket. Unless it is convenient.

Can watch the wild-thorn berries when you close your eyes. But only when walking

>>725323717
can blink while sleeping

>>725323717
Can read any person's mind but you hear their thoughts in angry Hungarian

Women go crazy with lust for you.
But only for the 30 seconds after you cum.

>>725323717
can see into to the future
have Aspergers

Know the answer to the universe but only when asleep.

>>725323717
how about you post superpower and others give the limitation

>>725325320
Okay.

Know the answer to the universe.

>>725325420
but you can't communicate in any way

>>725325320
fuck off this is my thread,

>>725325420
Youve down syndrome.

>>725325631
Pretty sure that's your power faggot

>>725325420
It's horrifying and you have to live with that knowledge for the rest of your life.

Go through walls

>>725324406

Not useless if your on a treadmill

>>725324545
That's not exactly useless. Just learn Hungarian, testvér

>>725326449
The walls were coming down anyway

Such a shame our architects are being this lazy with walls

>>725326655
Noice

>>725326449
Only exterior walls on the 2nd floor of buildings and above

>>725325540
Hi Cassandra.

The power to actually be loved

>>725323717
Can breath in space but you have to be completely naked

>>725327043

You are emotionally dead and can't reciprocate when others professor their love for you

Hulk like powers, only when your unconcious

Start a slow clap in a audience at will.

>>725327043
emotionally numb

>>725327255
no one joins in

dont need to breathe, but you have instant panic attacks if you hold your breath.

spontaneous combustion

>>725325420
Your communication skills are so shit that nobody would believe you.

Super power: Lose both of your legs
Drawback: Have to walk on your arms like Sebulba from star wars episode I: the phantom menace on blu ray

>>725323717
>Take water to space
>be able to breathe

Super speed qand strength with the ability to overcome any difficulty that those power could give me in little time

>>725324819
Im a fuckin repeating Cannon

>>725327403
Like a phoenix you resurrect but you can't control when it happens

be immortal, but you are allways suicidal

>>725327634
You cum and shit your pants for every minute you use it and if you try to cheat it by stopping at 59 seconds you also vomit.

>>725323717
Ability to see only OP's posts

>>725323717
You can see through people's clothes but the images are distorted and everyone looks fat and yucky.

>>725323717
You get smarter and stronger the more you work out, but with time you loose vigor and die.

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>>725325946
wow calm down anon

>>725323717
Give eloquent speeches and an unsurpassed command of all languages but get debilitating heart attacks when trying to enunciate a single word.

>>725323717
Supreme beautiful being but get seizures all the time. And everyone thinks you're an Idiot.

>>725327106
Can breath in space but only while throwing a penny

>>725327342
lul

Able to take any amount of drugs but you don't get high

>>725329402
Ability to breathe pennies but only in space

Most intelligent mind in universe, but also have extreme add and short term memory loss

>>725325741
Lol

Be able to run faster than 120 mph but only when in direct contact with the current president

Able to fall asleep instantly but only when piloting a vehicle

>>725323717
being happy without drugs

>>725327615
Head in fish bowl

eroshare / xkkz94ll

>>725330787
That's not a useless skill you douche I'd literally kill for that superpower

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>>725323717
best archer in the world

>>725323717
The ability to instantly disarm and explode people... who are already dead.

>>725326898
Western civilization is alive and well on 4chan.

Ability to grow my penis 2 inches in 10 days but only if I get a virus from clicking this ad

>>725330903
but then you couldn't enjoy drugs

Ability to bypass the entire internet but only if you're not a virgin and never been on 4chan

>>725331268
It doesn't sound like they're enjoying drugs anyway.

>>725331480
Certainly not enjoying things without them

>>725331316
Ability to bypass the internet but you can never have sex nor return to 4chan..

The ability to see through clothes but you have to ask permission of the person in order for it to work

>>725331823
the fuck you mean bypass the internet

>>725323717
The ability to start threads on 4chsn but you're a raging faggot

>>725331906
do they have to say yes or do you just have to ask?

Ability to shit my pants

>>725323717
You can talk to animals, but you don't u see stand each other's language.

>>725332236
Don't understand*

>>725332106
They have to say yes

Life cheat sheet. I need to know what turns to make at which exits, and I need to know which decisions to make when the time comes, that will lead down the path I eventually want to follow.

>>725331991
The ability to access any information with no resistance, for example: firewalls, passwords etc.

>>725332236
that's already a thing

>>725332422
checked and deal. sex is over rated as much as that hacker 4chin

>>725332236
I HAVE THIS SUPER POWER