Post a super power you wanna have, i'll tell you a drawback

>>725319471
Despite being ruined by Hayden Christiansen, the "JUMPER" super power is pretty cool.

>>725319471
The ability to shoot my cum 10 miles

The ability to change my mood to whatever I want anytime I want

>>725319652
you wont keep your clothes if you jump

Make anyone violently vomit at my will.

>>725319696
the ability to cum jet fuel

>>725319937
Sure you do. You go through the portal or whatever with anythign that goes with you including clothing. Even if you can't keep your clothes on, you can always jump in and out really fast.

be able to have as much money as i need for a transaction in my pocket whenever

>>725319696
you can do that only if beeing jerked off by a man
>>725319890
you get a massive diarrhea when you change mood

>>725320119
Did you read the topic?

>>725320100
What's the point if I can't even melt some steel beams?

>>725320200
I did. But your criticism is incorrect.

>>725319471

my superpower is to have whatever power i want with a drawback-proof shield

>>725319471
The ability to move any object through any screen which displays pixels so long as the object will fit through the perimeter of the screen.

>>725320296

autist detected

>>725319471
being happy

>>725319471
Shapeshifting into a loli flying brick.

>>725319960
you need to put a whole thinger in your anus to do that

I can freeze time

>>725320456
But only when you are getting hammered in the ass by a big dick.

>>725319471
Accelerated Healing like Wolverine with immortality.

>>725320512
However for each second spent freezing time your maximum life of healthy years is deceased by 1.

>>725320296
He's making up his own drawbacks you goddamn mongoloid with 1st grade reading comprehension. That's the whole point of the thread.

Absolute control over space, time, and mater/energy.

>>725320533
You will heal and be immortal; however, you will be stuck as an old weak man who is unable to perform even the most basic motor functions.

>>725319471
Getting rammed in the ass whenever

>>725319471
Ability to punch super hard but every time I punch something I feel the punch in balls.

>>725320453
Not autism, just fact. I expect your criticism to be probable or possible. For example, if I chose telepathy, you'd say that the voices and thoughts of so many would drive me insane or cause depression leading to suicide. It's not autism to understand the plot of the franchise.

>>725320482
It would be pretty awesome.

Rob a bank? Walk in, make everyone vomit while you take the cash and walk out.

Someone hitting on your girl, make them puke all over themselves....

Omnipotence/omnipresence, a la doc manhattan

>>725319471
Ok, alright. Let's do this; The power of command people to do things while making them believe that they wanted to do said things the entire time.

>>725320512
You're indefensibly really fucking cold while doing so.

>>725320741
But your bones are as frail as cracked glass. Even standing and walking will become dangerous for you.

The ability to seduce any women I choose to through eye contact.

drinking alcohol and never get drunk

>>725320723
Fuck yeah. Way better than I thought I would get. Now I'm just an old mother fucker who doesn't give a shit

I want to have the ability to make my eyes glow red. That would freak ANYONE out.

>>725319471
Could fuck your mom when i want

>>725319471
The ability to tell if OP is lying.

>>725320876
Impotence, aka Dick dosen't work

>>725320521
i thought these were supposed to be downsides

>>725320933
You will never get drunk, but your penis shrinks with every drink.

Onmisent ( to know everything)

>>725320788
It's autism to butt in with an UM ACKSHUALLY and deconstruct a thread about made-up superpowers with made-up drawbacks as unrealistic.

>>725320100
only if you are having gay sex
>>725320136
an immortal jew mutant will hunt you for life, trying to rape you
>>725320321
you will become gay for black men

>>725320924
Small chance of affecting a man in close proximity to target woman instead.

The power to never want to come back to 4chan

>>725319471
immortality.

>>725319471
being happy and content with myself

>>725319471
get the fuck back to 9fag

>>725320788
Once again you ding dong the point of the thread is you post a super power and OP comes up with a flaw in that, for comedic effect. Not analyzes the validity of the super powers' downsides.

Maybe a Roblox message board is a little more speed.

>>725320933
thats the drawback itself
drunk=happiness

>>725321083
I think you fail to realize just how big these dicks are.

>>725319471
The ability to turn people into sharks.

>>725321144
but have no senses.

>>725319471
Shape shifting. so i can shape shift into famous celebrities and make $$$ selling nude photos of them. Also i can finally see some legit nudes of Hilary Swank. Get that fine snaggletoothed ass over here

>>725321100
Everytime you write or speak you spell and pronounce every word incorrectly.

>Omniscient

>>725321162
this type of thread started as a 'useless super power' thread. I've seen these around for years.

vomiting napalm blood

>>725319471
I want to abort fetuses by simply saying:
- I'm Mr. Deletus and I will anihilate your fetus.
This will be ma superpower

Complete fart manipulation, duration, smell, volume, accent.
Prove me wrong fag

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take that faggot shit to /co/

>>725320911
your power only works if you have pee/shiti of the said person in your mouth

>>725321483
can only manipulate hippo farts.

>>725320933
who would want such thing?

>>725320788
op is making up dumb shit to make superpowers shittier

you can be invisible
BUT only when people aren't looking at you

he's not listing the legitimate downsides of being invisible

if you honestly believe that op made a thread where someone says a superpower and he just lists actual things wrong with that superpower then you are as autistic as it gets

>>725321475
You will be granted this power; however, for every fetus destroyed your body undergoes a random mutation.

>>725321483
You have to fart out of your mouth.

>>725320955
when you do that, all the black man in a area of 12km will want to rape you

>>725320933
but you are super human with an indestructible shield.

>>725321354
my power is flawless. Fuck off OP, you cunt

>>725321599
......Gonna have to use this power sparingly. ALSO! Is there particular way to get said urine/shit in my mouth or is it just user's discretion?

The ability to cum ants

>>725319471
Telekinesis

>>725321930
However, when this occurs your body releases a sweet scent that drives all other insects madly attracted to it.

>>725320296

see

>>725320622

Retard

>>725321281
you need to touch your hard dick in said person ear

>>725319471
The ability to make shadow clones.
KAGUEBUSHI NO JUTSU

>>725319471
My super power is the moon

>>725322050
can only lift 0.0003g

Invincible and Immortal
>Don't be lazy and say that I live forever as a retard or a worm or something

>>725319471
My superpower
When I'm happy everyone around me are getting bald.

>>725322162
Granted; however, the clones are highly unpredictable and uncontrollable.

>>725322313

Every time you use your power your body grows the hair that everyone loses in the most uncomfortable places

>>725320512
you can only do it when wearing really dorky yellow parachute pants and a vest with dumb green heart on them

>>725322290
can only see the colour purple.

invisibility whenever i want.

My power is that I can't get drawbacks to my powers

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>>725322384
not the eyeballs

I have the ability to make anyone like/love me.

my power is i'm dead.

Betcha can't try finding a drawback to that!

>>725322368
or if the clone dies you die.

>>725319471
A super brain like on limitless minus the pill

>>725322574
every time you die, you get reincarnated and start all over.

>>725319471
spawn anything i want.

>>725322401

What the FUCK man

>>725322290

will never again have a boner, but the sex drive will only grow higher, driving you crazy in time

>>725322479
so basically you're... normal?

Boundary manipulation

>>725322653
fuck.

I can cease to exist.

I can only do it once, and after I do it, the universe is as though I never existed

Fight me OP you faggot

>>725320960
I thought we were giving powers before drawbacks anon? :^)

>>725322469

only while you hold your breath, and you will have a disgusting smell while doing so

Every surface I touch will start to smell like sweaty ass.

>>725322656
Everytime you spawn something your penis gets a little shorter.

>>725322551
but it only works while your tongue is up their ass

>>725322574
only on the inside.

>>725319471
The ability to make friends

The ability to turn all of my fat into an incredible burst of energy so I don't get tired for an entire day no matter what it is I am doing.

>>725319471
I want to be able to fart out of my mouth and burp out of my butt

>>725322662

Joke's on you, you don't need a boner to cum, look at all the videos of gays getting pounded in the ass, they all nut with limp dicks

>I guess the real downside is that I need to get fucked in the ass like a faggot

>>725322868
what about being a god.

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>>725322574

>>725322887

All of your friends become radical muslims or militant misandrist feminazis after befriending you

>>725322887
You slowly inflate until you pop

get to go to any fictional world at will

Shapeshifting

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>>725322630
paralysed

>>725323115
Everything in the fictional world is trying to violently fuck you.

>>725322879
tfw me irl: -_-

>>725319471
BEING A MOTHA FUCKING GOD.

>>725322630
will have hiccup forever

>>725321354

your sweat smells like pure shiti

>>725323076
Then theyre not my friends anymore tho

>>725322893
Granted; however, your body slowly accelerates it's energy consumption with each burst of energy. This leads to your body eventually consuming your own organs and muscle tissues.

>>725322712
you can only manipulate boundaries

>>725323309

and so the cycle begins anew

good luck anon

>>725323279
Granted; however, you are the God of the Bog of Stench.

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>>725319471
Power that makes people shit themselves when I wink at them

The power to seduce and fuck any girl i wish

>>725319471
The super power to make dank memes.

>>725320697
You're extremely fucking boring and don't actually use the power

>>725322893

your body can no longer synthesize muscle

>>725323228
dont see a problem wit dat famalam

>>725322925
you follow through every time.

>>725320728
it never pleases you

>>725319471
I can only fuck beautiful women.

>>725323416
>Bog of Stench.
so im just a god with bad smell?

The ability to remove kebab by eye contact

Immunity to all disease

>>725322951
you don't exist.

>>725323420
You don't have eye lids

>>725320924
Nobody said HUMAN women
Nor, necessarily, LIVING women.

>>725323516
You can't get with beautiful women so you can't fuck anyone

>>725323420
you can only use your non-dominant hand and as soon as using it becomes normal you have to switch and start over

>>725319471
i want to be able to mind control people of my choosing, regardless of distance

>>725319471
being able to turn into a hot chick

>>725320190
Fine. I'm gay anyway.

>>725323551
im fine with that.

>>725323457

can no longer have a boner, for life

>>725323420

you also shit yourself

>>725323115
can only take the form of a bright pink dildo in said world.

>>725319471
See through time.

>>725319471
The ability to fill and empty anything that can hold contents. (bodies, bank accounts, lakes, Ect.)

>>725323592

No they said "any women they choose"
So that could include human women, or aliums

>>725323131
can only shift into faecal matter.

Ability to controll time

>>725323333

Convince anyone to do anything

(Purple Man in Jessica Jones)

>>725323640
you lose almost all motor functions when controlling another person

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>>725319471
Ability to kill anyone by showing them my left asscheek. Right is turning everything in dark matter.

>>725323529
It's always gross week old kebab

>>725323483
>>725323310
Jesus, that sounds fucking awful.

I can fuck ghosts

>>725323776

You can't control your power and as a result everyone you know secretly hates your guts and wants to murder you horrifically for controlling them.

You might die physically sounded by people, but otherwise completely alone.

>>725323541
But any germs you come into contact with become incredibly powerful and affect loved ones around you a hundred fold

>>725323757
you have to dress like a fruity vampire 24/7

>>725321138
You come back anyways

>>725321161
every second you're happy a cute puppy dies

>>725321450
CAUTION: your throat is not napalm-proof
neither are the rest of your insides

>>725321475
You become a target for pro-birthers

>>725322574
You can never fully die
After each "death", your consciousness transfers to a you from another universe, just to die and move on to the next.

>>725323776

you can only use your power while getting fucked in the ass

The power I Would have is the ability to materialize any weapon or ammunition that I want with a thought.

Ability to survive without need for food, water, or oxygen

>>725323529

blind

>>725323541

you need to practice zoophilia to keep the power

>>725323326
But that's not a drawback anon

>>725323757

you can only control time by speeding it up by .0001% or slowing it down by .0001%. You can't go back in time.

>>725323654
you will never be hokage

>>725319471
I have elastic nipples that can act like tentacles and expand over 100m.
Go go Gadget nipples

>>725323835
You have to stretch your asshole at least 12 inches before your powers activate

>>725323781
That's a deal I'd make

>>725322864
But, technically, there is always a gap of space between each atom, therefore you're never fully touching (fun fact: This is where the sensation of "texture" or "feeling" comes from. The electrons forcing each other away creates this!)

>>725324109
I can live with that

>>725323279
You don't exist

>>725324052
Granted; however, as a result your body is has slowed down to that of a sloth.

>>725323741
Who said they'd choose human women?

>>725324307
Already am from being such a fat lazy shit so perfect

>>725324322

They could if they wanted to.
I suppose that if they didn't want to, it'd still work out

>>725323881
'ghosts' is just your hand.
you're just masturbating.

>>725323781
Trash
>>725323640
Your body thinks for itself while you're controlling the other person and you always come back to your own body in the middle of a Mexican gay orgy

>>725323881
You're stuck with the ghost/living abomination baby

>>725324052
you're always really hungry and thirsty but you can't think of what you're craving

>>725324121
You must milk yourself before and after the stretch

>>725324067
of your own ass.

>>725324243
Thats fucking hilarious.

>>725324387
Oh werd I'm fucking a ghost right now then

>>725324001
But they're made of paper

>>725324121
they're really big and they take a while to elastic back

The ability to piss magma
>inb4 not immune to the magma
>Immunity to magma included

>>725324052

you will be scrawny, Auschwitz level

I can have different powers based on different songs I listen to

And it's none of that stank-ass pop music

I want the power to suck cock better than anyone else.

>>725324592
it solidifies before exits the bellend.

>>725319471
I would like the ability to create objects at will. Like a sort of 3d printer in the palm of my hand except it can make anything from either the real world or any work of fiction with all the properties it would have in that work of fiction.

>>725323654
you realize that being a hot chick doesn't actually make you happy or fulfilled.

i can tell you from experience.

the amount of (You)s i gain is doubled

>>725324592
You have a fetish for drinking your own urine

>>725324592
you develop a crippling phobia of your own penis

>>725324592
It still hurts like burning alive.
Trough your dick

>>725319471
ability to teleport

>>725324699
But nobody wants your succ

>>725324592

you dont feel when you are going to pee, you just do, puting your pants on fire randomly

>>725324761
what dating sim did you play?

>>725324686
You become deaf

>>725324732
Granted; however, you become the ink/fuel for your creations.

>>725324699
You can only suck your own dick. You can never share your gift.

>>725324763

You become blind

>>725324686
you always have a weird desire to listen to ace of bass

>>725324732
your IQ drops to 64

>>725324926
thats not that bad. not even my power.

>>725324926
Hidoi onii-chan

>>725319471
I can fit anything in my ass.

>>725324953
Wasn't the poster, but I already have this desire
>ability to make ace of bass play wherever I am

>>725324836

only to 1.2cm of distance, max

>>725324836
Only 1 lightyear away, no more, no less
And you can only use it once every two minutes

The ability to manipulate any material as if its super light. And when I throw it. It bounces like rubber. no matter the material.

>>725324836
Every time you appear somewhere, your body parts are misplaced.

>>725324997
I can create pills to raise my iq.

>>725325065
but you can only remove it through your japseye.

>>725325109
you have no arms.

>>725325065
You have to fit everything in your ass

>>725325109

As soon as the material leaves your hand, your body is instantly hit with the strain of handling what you did at its normal weight, shattering bones and tearing muscles

The power of a child of THOR. I would like to control the weather.

>>725319471
Just one word

X-change pills

I dont give a fuck if you make me a turbo slut

>>725325073
only others can hear it.

>>725325109
It bounces back at you, hitting you at full force

>>725325109

all sounds that you can make are variations of the wilhelm scream

>>725325263
Fuck...

>>725324896
I could create something to give me wolverines healing factor

>>725325374
Would take more ink/fuel than your body already has thus killing you instantly.

>>725325267
You date your sister and your brother calls the KKK on you

Oh also you're part black

>>725325268
There is only one. It only works for 30 seconds. Then you explode.

>>725325331
this is my favourite so far. actually laughed.

>>725320622
No. The context implies that he's going to inform us of a drawback. Not create one. Faggot. L 2 comprehension

>>725325321
You fucking monster