I'm thinking I'm going to kill myself tonight. Rope

>>725311134
Why?

whos gonna upload the vid then fag

Op never delivers

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>>725311223
It's just that time. I don't want to be around anymore

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Livestream it!

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>>725311312
>>725311233
Yeah cuz won't stream it dawg I'm in the navy, plan is a 13 foot drop pop the neck and chill

>>725311134
Don't. Don't use a rope. Be a man and Kurt Cobain yourself.

I tried to kill myself once and when I was close and sincere about doing it I got the biggest adrenaline rush I ever had. I started to cry like a bitch but I felt better and kept on living without being sad about my situation. So get ready to either have an adrenaline rush or die.

>>725311363
I understand that but please be more specific. WHY do you "not want to be around anymore"? There must be some motivation, yes?

>>725311451
well too bad fk navy if you arent gonna kill yourself live we dont care so do something else try another job or something live on jerk off or something. peace im out lmaoo

>>725311598
Stop playing the psychiatrist, suicidal ideation isn't even rational.

>>725311815
Just curious. I know 90% of this board likes to be "le edgy troll XDD" but if I can talk someone out of killing themselves it's worth it.

>inb4 I'm a whiteknight beta fag

>>725311452
no gun. and that shit is messy as fuck.
>>725311598
thats the explanation cuz nothing more. dont give the world that much credit.

will post a meme in a second from my phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PsLdeyAXI8

this for those with a 6+

Can you please stream?

>>725312488
This stream it faggot

did daddy rape you?

i mean, why bother to tell us if you're serious about it. "i'm about to end my life" "Oh wait, let me go tell a bunch of faggots"

>>725312002
I know it was rude but I just don't think it's helpful. I know when I'm depressed I hate to feel patronized by someone else. Especially someone who isn't a professional. It's kinda like saying that you know more about life than he does. I know you mean good and but sometimes it can have a negative effect. But I'm only talking from my experience, maybe OP will feel differently and open up to you. He does need to talk since he started this thread.

>>725312855
misery loves company

>>725312488
>>725312665
site?

>>725312716
naa but i actually did just fuck a dude for the sake of it

>>725312855
i live in barracks i need at least 8 minutes to suffocate if the drop doesnt kill me so i gotta wait for people to go in nigga

>>725312938
preciate it cousin

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>>725313031
Memes like I said

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>>725313098
Memes

if you wait to kill yourself you've already talked yourself out of it

>>725313303
go on

>>725313360
What do you mean go on? you are no longer feeling the stimuli that made you want to hang yourself, and suicidal actions are impulse decisions.

My advice? take a fucking walk and don't stop.

>>725311134
Look m8 ive been there. I know there nay not be much i can do to convince you otherwise. But next physical person you see, tell them. You'll want to, no matter how much you want to die.

Juat buy a dildo and put it in your closet. Every time you think about killing yourself just put another fucked up thing in there so you don't kys and people won't uncover the fucked up shit

>I've been thinking about this for 2 years no impulse really.

>>725313759
to be put on suicide watch and told im crazy over and over again.. I'll pass.

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>>725311134

>>725314132
nigga my phone is full of cp. im fucked

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>>725311134

Can I have your gold before you unsub

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>>725314223
Not from you, but appreciate it

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>>725314286
I'm taking it with me

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>>725314270
Forgot one.

>>725314340
>Not from you

>Posted here in the first place

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>>725314512
You right. I'm a bitch then aren't I..
I could use some attention from someone else, but that won't happen

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>>725314385

WHAT, NOO, HUUMON, LETS MAKE A DEAL

>>725314146
have you ever tried before and then been talked out of it?

Also why are you still in the military after being put on suicide watch, are you schizophrenic, bipolar, what?

The thing about walking- you will freeze to death if you go out without enough clothes at night. You won't really feel the cold, but it will annoy you a bit. Plus, the further you go, the further you have to walk back. The more you walk, the more fatigued you will get. Eventually you will sit down and go to sleep and not wake up.

that's why I told you to walk if you want to die.

lemme know how that goes

live stream if possible. I wanna start a collection, i already have one video of someone hanging themself

>>725314849
>been talked out of it
Sorta. I couldn't get the noose right and I was going to slow hang (now I want the drop)
Navy put me on the watch. Command thinks it is just a quick bout of depression, I talk to a psych weekly now I am honest with her but lie my ass off to everyone else

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>>725315060
Should be tight.

>>725311134
Good riddance asshole.

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>>725315246

>>725315348
shit'll be rad

>>725315391
still a little far away

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>>725315362
Peace

>>725315246
the drop is no better honestly. The only difference is it's faster and you're going to get a little bit more pain in your neck. Walking doesn't sound like it works, but it does. go into a forest so no one can pick you up by the roadside and lie down somewhere.

Wear yourself out in the gym before going, but just biceps and chest so you can still walk somewhere.

Shotgun to the dick

>>725314270
Post it

>>725315842
>>725311134
that or a shotgun. my buddy tried wednesday by taking 12 ativans and some wine but no cheese

but don't anyway

>>725315842
if o drop like 23 feet you break or neck so,,, and if i walk i still wake up tomorrow . thats the problem with walking

>>725316264
meant 13 feet

>>725316264
optimally it'll be cold out

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>>725316122
That shit fucks your liver up, and I already beat mine to shit.

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I owe like 3 memes

My dad just killed himself 2 months ago. He used a .38 ..selfish prick

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>>725316736
I want a magnum. To play Russian Roulette, but you gotta be 21 in Texas to buy a pistol

>>725311363
No like why are you waiting for the sun to go down first?

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>>725316736
And sorry for your loss that blows man

>>725316635
i probably fucked up my liver with the constant bars but if you're looking for a long term suicide this stuffs perfect

>>725316122
>>725316264
Any nearby cliffs?

You should watch some videos of people who do dumb shit like shoot themselves and jump off of cliffs and instead of killing themselves they only end up horribly disfiguring or disabling themselves.

Look up Imaginedom

>>725311134

Do it! Give us hope!!

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>>725315990
Gimme your kik, I will light your shit up

>>725316981
its all about proper alignment

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>>725316981
Well that's why I'm trying to wait till I can hang for like 10, 15 minutes

>>725316871
a rifle works just as well the game just goes a lot faster

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>>725317407
I almost bought a savage 308 but I fucked around and let walmart close on me

>>725313588

Indeed, don't stop till your over the ledge

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>>725317053
the truth of the matter is you probably won't be able to calculate trajectories and weight positioning while you're walking up the cliff, even if you do bring a pen and paper. Because suicide is a spur of the moment thing, and you won't be thinking clearly while you do it.

That goes twofold if you're ODing by the way.

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>>725317570
No ledges in this part of texas homie

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Dude stop posting cringey fucking tumblr suicide memes it's fucking retarded and not funny at all, other than that though you're all good

>>725311134
I'm not far behind you, OP. Got a few more loose ends and details to wrap up before I can "pull the trigger" as it were, but I feel you.

In my case, I need to make sure it looks like an accident so that my family can get my life insurance pay out. And so they don't have any more pain and trauma than unavoidable.

Just a little while longer. Good luck to you, sir.

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>>725317705
I haven't looked the vids up, but it can't be that hard to just run and jump can it?

>>725317705
>>725317892
same way budd dwyer did it, wouldn't you want to take some benzos first so you don't get that whole "pre-death-anxiety thing"?

>>725317348
you'll regret it if you hang for ten minutes unless you jerk off. You might think I'm kidding but it'll distract you from the pain and it feels really good.

If you honestly care about people finding your body hanging from a noose with your weenie out then you probably aren't ready anyways.

>>725317570
read >>725317705

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/b/ what do with this edgy ass emo millennial?

>>725318005
>weenie

>>725317928
My thoughts are it's the surprise that hurts people the most. Mother fucker die daily, but to have it sprung up on you is a real kick in the dick. I let my people know like a month ago I wanted to die

>>725318094
Pretend you're a depressed cool older kid and get her to fuck you

>>725318094
tell him to kill hisself

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>>725318004
Naa, that sounds fun. And Budd went like a real nigga

Why not go Rambo on some terrorists or some shit? Why waste your life?

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>>725318005
Drop cousin, I'm hoping it snaps my shit, but if not the suffocation is the second option.. 2 for 1 deal bro

If you want to do it, take the right medication and donate your organs.

>>725318342
At least do a navy yard shooting

>>725317975
>>725318004
if you land on your ass then you will break your spine, if you land on your foot you could send your thighbone into your intestine/lung, it might sound deadly but it isn't. if you fall flat you'll most likely shatter your ribcage which depends on whether it goes into your hear or not most likely, but if its with enough force it would probably be lethal. Idk, the only way to guarantee it is head first no arms, which is hard even in water, let alone air. Benzos will only make it harder too.

>>725317892
>not considering buildings

>>725318155
The way I see it, a random car accident is some shit that just happens. It sucks, but then you get over it. No lasting psychological scars, just - you know, a little random suckness that nobody has to feel too guilty about or think too hard about.

That's my basic exit plan. I think they will be OK. Certainly the money will help. At the very least, they will be no worse off than before.

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>>725318155
Owe you a meme
>>725317904
They made me chuckle

>>725318342
budd knows how to go out with a bang

>>725318523
it might make it more difficult to align a shotgun but it'll definitely make the whole experience more fun

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>>725318496
I like these niggas tho, they cool

>>725318526
that's probably the best way to go out, especially if your family is low on income

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>>725318523
Too much work. Hanging is easy

>>725318095
>penis

>>725318453
drop is the only real way to noose it. Just be prepared for the feeling of your spinal vein tearing apart and your neck bones dislocating.

>>725318705
if you want to go like a real man, play with your dick with your hands and aim the shotgun with your feet. that's coordination that you can only come by through practice

>>725318849
read >>725318005

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>>725318526
Car accidents aren't always fatal. I think God hates me to much to let that kill me. And if you are hitting like 10-20 above speed limit I can almost promise insurance won't pay. (At least my navy shit wont)

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>>725318993
I feel like that would send you unconscious on the hurry

>>725318993
you'll be like a hanging sex machine its so complicated

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Kids full blow retarded claims he is getting "help"

>to be honest im bored so im fucking with randos on my meme page

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>>725319311
Help is so fucking gay

>>725319311
im getting in on this meme

>>725318810
It's not that they are low on income, not at all. They have, however, grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle, based on my income. That all goes away if I check out.

So, I've acquired a quite healthy term life insurance policy that should make up the difference, not forever but long enough for them to figure out some shit for themselves, and not feel rushed into it.

In a way I'm doing them a huge favor. Forcing them to ultimately become more self-reliant. My wife I am certain will be fine: she is strong and resilient. My adult and way-too-dependent children, less so. But they will just have to adapt.

I just can't keep doing it. I am so tired. I can't even remember when I actually slept well. I think that is what I am looking forward to most: a good, long sleep.

Op kik me-

Rhemily

>>725319219
nope, it'll just make your whole body feel numb. and then you won't feel anything lol

>>725319241
It was a trend at one point, look up oxygen starved ejaculation hangings

>>725319653
either that or start you a new life. your family will be a lot less guilty if you went missing instead of hung over a building

>>725319876
sounds sexy, did it work?

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>>725319653
I support dying. But don't tell leave no kids nigga

>>725311451
deliver

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Haha so cliche /b/

>>725319048
Protip: winding mountain roads. You can't accurately assess what speed you were driving, because things that fall off mountains start moving really, really fast very quickly.

Almost nobody survives a car crash that includes at least 20 feet of vertical drop. Insurance wouldn't even blink if I missed a curve in the middle of the night - happens all the time, people fall asleep at the wheel. And do you know what the difference is in the damage done to a guard rail that was crashed through at 45 MPH, and one that was crashed through at 90 MPH? No measurable difference.

>>725320036
i'd say the same thing but these niggas are full grown

Op please message me on kik

@rhemily

Let's talk

>>725319968
wasn't any less effective than regular hangings, except they wanked to pass the time. Worked very well, and most of them busted a huge load too.

>>725320551
i might have to try that

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>>725319917
I also disagree with that shit. >>725320351
Shit, we'll thought out then, don't leave tire marks then cuz

>>725311134
Share your special moment with some special people. Wait until tomorrow, mid day. When all the stay at home mothers are jogging with their strollers in the park.

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>>725320428
Maybe.. idk that's your call

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>>725320708
I work. If I make it to tomorrow, I have to go to work

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>>725320335

>>725320548
Kek you just want the childporn that OP said that he would post in Kik

>725311134

I really want to speak to you, my name is Emily. Kik me @rhemily
I really feel like we can talk through this

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>>725321030
Most likely

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>>725321155
Check your shit son

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>>725314270
Good luck OP, I hope you deliver.

>>725315947
rolling for this

>>725320991
Charge your phone faggot
>also kekd too hard at this

>725321030
I just don't want him to kill himself :(
If anyone else needs help you can message me too

OP don't do it.

Live a better life.

Don't waste your life.

There's better medication out there now.

Just breathe and meditate

see yourself past this...

>>725311451
what are they gonna do, fire you?

>>725321601
i left it in the other room and im too incapacitated whatever happens happens

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>>725321777
Enroll me in shit I can't say no too which will result in padded rooms and straight jackets I'm San Antonio

>>725321777
they'll definitely hang him by a thread

>>725311134
but first buy me steam games you dont need it anyway

>>725311451
Don't be a faggot and livestream that shit!

>>725321999
mail me money for drugs

>>725311134
>I go down with the sun
How poetic anon.

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>>725321999
Account?

>>725317928
>life insurance pay out
Are you assuming or have you actually read your policy?

Most will pay out for suicide after paying into it for 2 years.

>>725321883
Well the little shit stopped responding to me

OP find out whats on the other side and tell us

>>725322191
maybe he finally did it

>>725322222

>>725322265
Yeah, it seems

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>>725322228
Pretty sure it's nothing. But if not I know the devil got all the cp and that good wifi

>>725321939
This.
I know that if I told my fam what is on my mind, the voices I'm hearing, the thoughts I;m having, I would for sure wind up committed. Family would be torn apart. I would be locked up, unable to refuse treatment, whatever drugs or crazy shit the docs decided to do to me, I would have no say in it.

That ain't how I'm going out. That ain't how I'm leaving my family. Fuck that noise.

>>725320991
Dude. This is legendary.

>>725322372
That's good to hear

>>725322456
this better go down in fuckin history

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>>725321939
Not if your dead.

>>725322265
that fucking fag i didnt get my game yet

>>725322163
Next Friday marks exactly 2 years to the day, since I bought that policy.

There ain't shit I haven't thought through carefully, bro.

Now, maybe I get me a damned rocket scientist cop on the scene, someone who knows how to calculate trajectories and plot arcs, and figures out I was going a little faster than expected. Not too likely in this state, but just suppose. Won't matter one damned but. Insurance still pays. Hopefully the sonofabitch has the sense to keep his damned mouth shut, but I can only control so many variables.

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>>725322431
Made me want to die more

>>725322745
or maybe his parents found his faggy ass cuts and locked him in the basement like Roman Polanski

>>725322745
Hopefully not fucking with retarded emo's is fun

>>725322898
something tells me your policy isn't gonna work too well if they find this thread

>>725323059
Brotip: there are over 8 billion people on this planet. Which one am I? Which of the thousands of car crash fatalities that happen next week, will I be? This thread ain't shit, and your argument is weak sauce.

if you do it pls dont kill an 9 year old or anyone for that matter

>>725311134
nigger

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>>725323197
Seconded

>>725323197
just sayin an insurance company will do whatever it takes to not give you your money and if they find a thread of you planning out how to get your money and pass that'll be a big ol' dub

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>>725323471
>Hi I work at xyz insurance company. I also stroll /b/ in my off time.

You should buy some rope I can tie it for you too

>>725323197
in the investigation they can pull browser history and even ISP history/logs. They can also piece together a story based on your bookmarks and printed copies or writings in notebooks.

If you normally carry your cellphone, they can look at what towers it was connected to, and if you're going to drive down a road you've never driven before, it's also suspicious.

I mean I'd love to see you screw over big insurance, but they're so good at not paying.

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>>725324348
Lmao that's so fucked

>>725324348
They're really good at finding stuff online that makes them look good, however.