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Who would win? A knife heated to the temperature of the sun,

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Who would win? A knife heated to the temperature of the sun, 1000ºCelsius or a knife freezed to the absolute zero, -1000ºCelsius.

Detail: Both are made of diamond, the hardest metal in the universe.
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>>725296509
Ur mum
/thread
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They'd disappear in a massive explosion of steam, which would then form a 0°c micro-sun.
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>>725296509
The YouTuber who made that video wins
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>>725296509
They would explode upon contact with one another.
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The fire knife would melt the ice knife.
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>>725296509
>-1000°C
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>>725296509 (OP)
>>725296509 (OP)
>>725296509 (OP)
you do realize that absolute zero is impossible to reach
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The knife cannot be -1000c
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>>725296509
Being a form of carbon, diamond oxidizes in air if heated over 700 °C
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>>725297273
The 1000deg C knife is a sun, while the -1000deg C knife is a black hole (obviously because its so cold) so when they met they would cancle eachother out into maybe a puff of smoke and then into nothing.

So it would be very violent and then turn into nothing.
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>-1000c
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>>725296509
> temperature of the sun, 1000ºCelsius
It's 5,505°C on the surface.

>absolute zero
273.15ºCelsius is absolute zero.

This is bait but really bad bait.
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>>725296509
Yeah your hot knife deagrades to carbon and crumbles instantly. -1000°C does not exist but at least diamond does not crumble at absolute zero
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>>725296509
-273.15° is absolute zero.
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> - 1000C°
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>>725296509
>absolute zero
>-1000ºCelsius.
triggered.
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>Diamond is hardest metal in world. >Diamond is a metal
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>>725297273
As long as you don't scuff the outer layer too much, the Diamond Oxide acts as a protective layer to the sharp insides.
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1000 degree knife, because it would melt it
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When the temperature reaches minus 273 degrees the molecules stop moving, if you surpass this temperature the molecules stop moving backwards, reaching the -1000 celsius.
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>>725297511
>The 1000deg C knife is a sun
no, the knife would just oxidize. simple chemical reaction. has nothing to do with 'the sun'.
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>>725297273
But network covalent bonds or something
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It's impossible to reach temperatures higher than 273,15* celsius. Anything hotter is impossible to science.
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>>725297795
We will have to use religion then.
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>>725297717
no he clearly says that the OP has a knife of THE SUN. thats exactly 1000deg C, while the other knife is -1000deg C a BLACK HOLE.

Emberassed for you kiddo.
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>>725297859
kek
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>>725296509
i'd have both
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>>725297795
lower

You mean lower...
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>people correcting 1000 degrees C when it says diamond is a metal

Ita a meme u dip
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>>725296509

Assuming the cold knife is a standard stainless steel knife.

When the knife reached -279 degrees, it would hit the absolute lowest point possible, it would shatter like glass when you tried to pick it up with tongs. It also would not be blue, it would be a clear pale white, almost transparent in thinner sections of the blade.

If you placed the 1000 degree knife in contact with the cold blade, the cold blade would shatter, and the hot blade would turn black and become brittle, and would easily flake off metal shards because its temper had been ruined.
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>>725297041
intresting, why tho?
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>>725296509

> -1000 deg is absloute zero
> sun's temperature is 100 deg
> diamond is a metal
> hardest metal in the universe is known
> knife does not melt at 1000 deg
> abolute zero can be reached

do we have all baits?
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>>725298037
no you can have temps from 0 to 273,153 but not above that number for obvious reasons.
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>These new fags falling for the -1000*C meme, and claiming to be self aware: being unaware that this is a satirical thread and no matter the comment you will fall victim to the bait.

I reckon the -1000*C knife would win as it would be a black hole at the density it must have.
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>>725297717
>"chemical reactions have nothing to do with the sun"
Some1 failed science class LOL
Ever hear of fusion reaction? Idiot
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>>725296509
who ever wins society loses
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>>725297522
-273.15***
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>>725297511
>heated to the temperature of the sun
is not
>is the sun

Even so: see
>>725297522
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>>725298179
Actually you are partially right, but a diamond knife wouldn't shatter because it is indestructible, regardless the temperature.
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>>725298179
>easily flake off
maybe you should read again TRUMP-CUCK because its made of teh hardest metal known to mankind. Thats right bitch its made of diamondillium. Not so smart now are you smart ass, or should I say dumass hahahahhaha
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NEWFAGS GET OUT
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>>725298189
Because atomic movement generates heat. To achieve true absolute zero, you would have to freeze the movement of electrons individually on an atomic level.

You can get to within around a billionth of a degree of absolute zero, but that is the limit of what our technology can achieve.
It can also only be achieved with gasses because the atomic density of solids and liquids generate too much heat to attempt absolute zero in experiments.
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>>725298372
No it says the knife is made the sun. Read that again: the knife is of the sun. I cant believe that you can be this dense
Now take more of this thick juicy bait in your mouth you little slut.
But you have not said what it would do. It would obviously cancle out in a puff of smoke since they are exactly equal but opposite. Two diamond blades at room temperature and a small heat smoke left over. You should know this idiot.
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>>725297522
Absolute zero is a fucking bullshit myth

1. How can you need to stop making something colder when it reaches certain temp but dont need to when making it HOTTER? both involve HEAT, one ia just adding and one 1 is taking away

And finally, point 2. Nobody has actually recorded absolute 0 aka -273 kelvin so how so we know this "limit" isnt a lower temperature ?(ie. -200C)

Agree about the sun tho, maybe op meant the suns core
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>>725298825
wrong, there have been negative temperatures moron, look it up before you let everyone know you are trying hard to look smart.
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If you put liquid nitrogen inside a freezer it would surpass the absolute zero.

Regarding the thread, Terminator 2 ending answers that question.
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The cold knife would win if it attacked at night
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>>725298950

Absolute zero is -279 degrees Celsius, or 0 degrees kelvin. Please stop acting like a hamburger intellectual.
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Water freezes at zero, so if you throw ice cubes into it, it gets colder.

Checkmate absolute zeroists.
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>>725298270
well, I think some1 failed english class LOL. Of course post's content was not what you were trying to quote. Stupid little fucker
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>>725297010
It's only really bait if it's expected to fool someone you know
>>725297233
>>725297514
>>725297613
>>725297624
whoosh
>>725297665
>>725297709
>>725297795
>>725297859
>>725297908
>>725298884
these niggas UNDERSTAND
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>>725296509
I like them at room temperature
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>>725298464

I asked trump to make steel great again, and its now harder than diamond.
Your move liberal.
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>>725296623
>/threading your own post

you're literally worse than op
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Who would be holding the knife?
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>>725299518
Jesus Christ and Satan.
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>>725296649
Fucking FINALLY a scientist actually weighs in on this
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>>725299313
Ayyy
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>>725296509
In a fight it's not all about the weapon. If a trained ninjutso fighter holds a knife, he WINS, no matter how hot or cold the other knife is. Some ninjutso fighters keep training their whole lifes to master the art of knife fighting.
A friend of mine is a pretty good sword fighter
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>>725299239
Oh my god I cant believe that you can be both this stupid, and also this loud. You are literally the worst thing in the world.

What is like living inside your own asshole? Has the methane rotted your mind for you to be so stupid and sure in your own idiocy? I hope you die of an aneurysm before you reach the high school retard.

>http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/ParticleAndNuclear/neg_temperature.html
>Question: Can you really make a system that has a negative temperature?
>Answer: You can, provided you allow some flexibility in the definition of temperature.

>https://www.mpg.de/research/negative-absolute-temperature
>Physicists at the Ludwig-Maximilians University Munich and the Max Planck Institute of Quantum Optics in Garching have now created an atomic gas in the laboratory that nonetheless has negative Kelvin values.
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>>725297010
I was thinking...
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>>725299276
So ur rebutle is pointin out a grammer mistake? Lol
U lose
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>>725297041
>>725298825
>>725299239

absolute zero has been reached repeatedly. you sound like an armchair scientist.

update your subscription to popular science
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>>725298950
my sides
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>>725299903
>no matter how cold the other knife is.
i keked
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Depends which sun it is. The red suns are the hot ones, but there also exist blue suns. They're blue because they're really cold.
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>>725299936

"Question: Can you really make a system that has a negative temperature?

Answer: You can, provided you allow some flexibility in the definition of temperature."

kek.

(you)
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Both are sharpened?
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>>725300045
got another one, please see
>>725299936
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>Ken M the thread
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>>725297709

Does this have any effect on time relativity? Yes I'm a dumb ass.
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>>725300191
>doesn't understand math, basic theromdynamics or entropy
>dismisses world famous experimental physicists
>my understanding of the word temperature is better
k
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>>725300516
When the molecules start moving backwards, time starts moving backwards too.
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>>725296509
>-1000°C
>even better than a YLYL thead
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>>725296509
this is the most autistic thing ive read in weeks
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>>725300638

Sorry, wasn't paying attention because I was too busy being flexible with this temperature definition.

Shit was cash.
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I sent this question to Stephen Hawkins's e-mail.
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>>725300516
no, relativity is in reference to external frames of motion. The molecules are referenced to the same body. The difference in brownian motion versus relativistic speeds is EXTREMELY small.

also since you are not a scientist, here is a quick and through guide to quantum dynamics: If something claims to work via quantum effects, ignore it completely as it is wrong. the end
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>>725300668

That's so cool, so you can walk forward in reverse?
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>>725300931
If you start moving forward in reverse, you instantly create a black hole.
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>>725300894
Cool man! I didnt know you were a top world researcher in thermodynamics! Dont you just hate when you make a world breaking discovery and some dipshit online who has no clue what hes talking about dismisses your work?

Sucks huh, hahaha. Idiots will say anything on the internet these days lol.
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>>725296509
>-1000ºCelsius
I think common sense lost
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>>725296509
One lava
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>>725301030
That's how Hitler invented the atomic bomb.
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>>725301085

The only thing more flexible than that definition of temperature is your mom.

Shit was also cash.
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>>725299993
prove it, faggot.
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>>725301225
Thats right, I thought you had nothing.

Good day moron.
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>>725301350
fag it, provvot
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>>725298825
Once you create a gas that's -273,15 celsius, just put it in a freezer.

Bingo, you've achieved a temperature lower than absolute zero.
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>>725301455
god is real.
prove that God doesn't exists.
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>>725301350
Water freezes at absolute zero. Never seen frozen water before you fucknig retard?
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>>725296509
Those are not absolute temps you stupid faggot.
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>>725301672
real is good.
Prove anything other than reality exists.
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>>725301370

Being this mad on a Bhutanese paper-mache board.

No but seriously read the papers, they never claim to hit absolute zero, just to come within a few billionths of it.

“Yet the gas is not colder than zero kelvin, but hotter,”

"In their experiment, the scientists first cool around a hundred thousand atoms in a vacuum chamber to a positive temperature of a few billionths of a Kelvin and capture them in optical traps made of laser beams. "
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Gay Faggot, post a n00b meme that is a shit "HUR 1000 DEGREE KNIFE"
SUCK MY BALLS.
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>>725301702
I kek'd this is good bait
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE STUPID IF IT WAS -1000 DEGREES IT WOULD CEASE TO EXIST BECAUSE AT THAT POINT IT HAS NO ENERGY YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT.
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>>725296509
>absolute zero, -1000ºCelsius.
tfw to smart for physics
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>>725298884

There's no theoretical limit for the amount of energy that can be removed from an atom by laser cooling so the fact it plateaus at all and does so always at particular temperature indicates the presence of some kind of barrier. This is cross-confirmed by the fact that the coldest regions of space astrophysicists can find themselves hover a tiny bit above that same exact temperature. Absolute zero itself might be part of what makes the universe "tick" because these extra-cold regions are dense clumps of dust within nebulae which appear to be pre-ignition protostars and it very well could be that matter reaching aboslute zero is some incredibly important detail in the birth of ever star that;s ever existed.
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>>725297522
/thread
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>>725302032

what are you talking about? -1000 celciuc is the point at whihc jesus freezes in time so obviousluy it's absolute 0 kevlin!
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>>725298884
This is either awful bait or you are an illiterate fuck tard.
Im going with the latter.
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>>725297522

No, your wrong because God can make temperatures lower than absolute zero, meaning that your dumb and your gonna go to hell
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>>725302261
-1000 celcithicc is the degree at which ur body achieves absolute skeleton
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>>725296509
5/7 perfect
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>>725296509
Mfw I'm sitting here being triggered at negative kelvin
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>>725302133
>no theoretical limit for the amount of energy that can be removed from an atom
what the fuck are you talking about?
if you completely freeze an atom in place, it stops giving off energy.
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>>725299313
No, you're fucking stupid m8
eat shit and die, mass poster.
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>>725302404

of cours! and at absolut skeleton ur body has enough energee to powur the whole planet! isnt it cool the stuf that we can achiev with -100000 celicuck???
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>>725301794
Who says that a Sri Lanken dice forum makes anyone actually angry?

You are confusing that last sentence. They reached a few billionths above absolute zero, then manipulated the system's entropy via the definition of temperature being infinitesimal change in entropy divided by the infinitesimal changes in internal energy. This allowed them to measure a temperature that was indeed hotter. Hotter than any other temperature.
This research called into question the nature of temperature and how we measure and define it. Temperature is not an easy thing to measure and breaks all over the place. This research was ground breaking because of this.
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>>725302394
Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8
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>>725302588

No, they didn't use science, they used the power of God, you fucking satanist. Your gonna burn in hell
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>>725302511
someones buttmad he whooshed on the joke.
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>>725302486
>implying kinetic is the only form of energy
anon, i really hope you are not this dense
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>>725302511

STOP SWEARING THIS A FAMILY FRIENDLY THREAD
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>>725296509
Wot.
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>>725302486
Ever heard of moving backwards you dense fucktard?
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-1000 celsius?

pretty sure that would destroy the universe... four times over.. so... -1000 degree knife
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>>725302803
cold is the absence of heat
darkness is the absence of light

you can't have negative cold
and
you can't have negative darkness.

10/10 troll
i want to believe that you are trolling.
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There are no limits in physics. -1000 celsius is reachable, but you would have to travil in space and find a sun made of ice.
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>>725303075
sending it in the opposite direction does not remove energy, it changes its path.
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>freezed
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>>725303148

no! -1000 celcxi is the point at witch ur body achieve absolute skeleton! albert einstein even did it once!
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>>725303288
>There are no limits in physics
>literally all physics is is limitations
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>>725298195
'Freezed' instead of frozen/cooled.
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>>725303314
Heat is based of molecular movement. The colder it gets, it starts moving slower and slower, eventually it starts moving backwards.
Basic science.
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>>725303325

every1 knows the past tense of freeze is frozed!
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One of the neater things you can do with population inversion is cause heat to flow from ultracold atoms to slightly warmer ones, thus causing the negative temperatures alluded to before; if you suddenly collapse all that temperature at once, you can get an entropic version of lasing.
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>>725303288
The red stars are the hot ones, the blue are the cold ones. Those stars are colder than absolute zero.
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>>725303442
yes... just like the more and more gravity you remove, you start flying away from celestial bodies.
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>>725303235
So I point out a scientific fact and you respond with a fucking koan? Thats what you are conna go with, really anon?

>Hurr durr heat is no cold, and cold is no heat
>entropy, specific energy, nuclear forces? what the fuck are those?
>we are talking about dark being a lack of light and light being the lack of dark
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>>725303572
I don't know what the fuck else to tell you. This is basic stuff, you should've learnt this a long time ago.
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>>725303572

yes! and when the celestial body is removed from the human by going to absolute 0 kevlin witch is -1000 degres celscisu all that is left is the skeleeton which proves that at -1000 the human boid achirves absolute skeleon
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>>725298825
Absolute zero doesnt mean absolutely no energy. there is something called zero-point energy, which is the energy of molecules when they are at absolute zero.

So, No, you dont have to freeze the movement of electrons individually to achieve absolute zero
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>>725297709
Hahaha shit b8 is shit m8
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>>725303235
from noon its gets darker and darker until midnight, then it keeps getting darker into negative darkness, ie. the following day.
Checkmate
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>>725299337
kek
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>>725300516
You are a dumbass for even asking
Especially on 4chan
especially to that post which was retarded and had no groundings in reality.
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well actually this kind of thread belongs here
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>>725303987

jesus told me that this thread actually surpasses reality and existence so in this thread there are no limits and anything you say is true
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>>725296509

Why is the cold knife blue? That's hilarious.
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>>725304108
It's -1000 degrees.
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>>725304108
Red = hot
Cold = blue
Just look at a sink.
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>>725304108

well you see fire is really hot and turns red and the opposite of red is blue so when things get really cold they turn blue
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>>725304199

Is it also a cartoon? haha
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>>725304108
cause its very cold.
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>>725304241
The opposite of red is green.
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>>725304254
uh no dude, its a link to a youtube video where they ran this experiment.
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>>725304339
no it isnt, look at the OP. the red knife is hot and the blue knife is cold.
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>>725304339

no its not! lava is the hottest thing in the world and its red and ice is the coldest thing in the world witch is blue so that means the opoosite of red is blue
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In case anybody wants a paper that fairly clearly states why negative temperature is a thing and refutes a lot of the counterarguments: https://arxiv.org/abs/1410.4619
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>>725304339
Check the color spectrum retard.
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>>725304612
That's not a proper color wheel.
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>>725304612

gosh thanks for showing that ignoramus the color wheel! some people these days...
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>>725304697

yes it is
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>>725304697
cry more, whydontcha?
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>>725304697
You're just acting this retarded aren't you

>>725304706
np
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>>725304697
It says color wheel right there in the center!!!
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>>725304697

now what kind of nigger are you?
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>>725296509
>diamond, the hardest metal
>metal
Is OP autistic?
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>>725297795
Thats kelvin
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>>725296509
the -1000C knife would be at a negative absolute temperature and therefore transfer even more heat to the 1000 degree knife until it reaches infinite temperature, by which time it will surely have already been destroyed.
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>>725296509
Are you fucking retarded?
>Diamond isn't a metal, it's a carbon crystal
>Completely ignoring graphene, the hardest carbon based crystal
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>>725302133
>amount of energy that can be removed from an atom by laser cooling

you have absolutely no idea what they are doing.
lasers aren't removing anything.
lasers are holding the atom in place...forcing the atom to be as still as possible, thereby not letting any energy out. once you can 100% freeze an atom, you get absolute zero.

again...absolute zero is the same as 100% darkness, it's the absence of light. you can't have negative darkness just like you can't have negative absolute zero.

>>725303635
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>>725305001
no but you are because in minecraft a diamond pickaxe has the best durability so clearly it's the best metal
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>>725305015
>implying the hardest metal can BE destroyed
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>>725305070

hey welcome to 4chan.

you must be new here.
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>>725305140
Checkmate.
If a diamond knife at 1000 degrees collides with a diamond knife at -1000 degrees, it would create a nuclear black hole. The hardest black hole in the universe.
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>>725305070

NO DIAMOND IS THE HARDEST METAL BECAUSE IN MIENCRAFT IT HAS THE HIGHEST DURABILITY AND I'M PRETTY SURE GRAPHENE DOESN'T EVEN REAL BECAUSE IT'S NOT EVEN IN MINECRAF
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>>725296509
>>725298884
fuck this fucking triggers me so hard.

ABSOLUTE ZERO IS 0 DEGREES KELVIN WHICH IS -273.15 DEGREES CELSIUS
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Some guys made this experiment with humans. It's called BLACKED.com
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>>725296509
The temperature gradient is 2000 deg. C, so they will both shatter upon contact.
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>>725305382

THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SHATTER DIAMOND ARE VALYRIAN STEEL SWORDS
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>>725305093
dude, stop
1) its obvious that you have no idea what energy is, and that it can exist in more forms than kinetic
2) atoms cant "freeze"
3) relying on common word definitions to define scientific and mathematical concepts.
4)
>https://www.mpg.de/research/negative-absolute-temperature
>Physicists at the Ludwig-Maximilians University Munich and the Max Planck Institute of Quantum Optics in Garching have now created an atomic gas in the laboratory that nonetheless has negative Kelvin values.
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>>725305325
There's a mod for minecraft that allows graphite tho.
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>>725305309
THANK YOU!!

finally some sense in this thread!
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>>725305472

but its a MOD meening its not reely apart of the gaem and you cant install mods in real life!!!
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Adamantium is the hardest metal.
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>>725305651

no, valyrian steel is
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>>725305094
as you can see, a diamond is a metal because my dick is metal, and my dick is diamonds so, DIAMONDS = MEAL.
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>>725305761
>>725305651
no DIAMOND is
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>>725305325
obsidian is more durabel nigtard
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>>725304612
>>725304339
You're both wrong. Opposite of red is cyan.
#f00
#0ff
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>>725305648
Yeah I'm sorry, you're right. There are mods that allow circles in the game too, that doesn't mean circles are real.
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>>725305651

Hardest means most brittle.
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>>725305472

but that's GRAPHITE and not GRAPHENE you fartbag
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>>725304108
>>725304241
>>725304697
lol this kid got roasted
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>>725305352
You are a retard.

What if i have an icecube that is -273.15 degrees celcius, and that add another icecube. It will surely surpass -400
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>>725305993
And then if you put those two ice cubes in a freezer, it doubles again. Which makes it exactly -1000.
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>>725306125

and then when you apply liquid niggergen it finally reaches absoloot -0 kelvin!
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>>725306260
now take the absolute value of the natural log of that and we have our answer
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>>725306378

of course you have to decrypt the answer because it's written in pure cold so you have to run it through the matrix but after youv done that it translates to...

THE GAME
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>>725298195
all set
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>>725297590
-273.15° is an angle
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>>725307383

which is why we need to convert it to degrees
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>>725298195
>> knife does not melt at 1000 deg
did i just get double baited?
No steel will melt at 1000c
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>>725307383
thats almost -4.8 radians

that is cold!
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>>725307595
then back to radians to account for radiation
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>>725307595
-360 degrees is the coldest possible temperature. If it gets any colder, it immediately jumps back to 0.
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>>725307782
fuck you pedo
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>>725307649

yes cause before a diamond becomes a diamond it is made out of uranium witch has a lot of radiation so we need to make sure the diamond doesn't have radiation
>>
>diamond
>metal

Pick one
>>
the sun haves 5000c and -1000c is aint possble in the univers
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>>725307856
diametal
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>>725307782
>>
>>725307905
Diameter
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>>725307835
how do we get a uranium witch i hear theyre expensive
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>>725307984
we're close...
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a diamont is pressure and carbon
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>>725308010

what you're thinking of is a which made out of uranium. i used a different witch. sorry for the misconception.
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>>725307782
suck fucker
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>>725297273
You clearly saw that he said it was metal diamond. come on bruh.
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>>725308318
some people these days...
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You cant get to -1000 C. The lowest achieved -272.15 C (0.85 Kelvin)

Go to school you mong
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>>725296623
this is the most cancerous post I've ever seen
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>>725308602

actually the way you get to -1000 is by going to a sun made out of ice
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I fucking love this thread.
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>>725308602
lmao fucking baby have you ever even heard of CERN?
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>>725296509
lol idiot diamonds dont go to -1000C
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@700895807
@725307856
newfags
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>>725308602
you can just put two ice cubes of nitrogen into a freezer.

a little over -1000, but you can use smaller cubes if you want .
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>>725298195
As a chemist, I don't actually have a problem with diamond being labled a metal. Just saying...
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>>725296509
you can get a knife to 1000 degrees, but you can't get anything to -1000 degrees.

Still an awesome video and an amazing YouTuber, check him out cunts
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>>725309376
fuck u fag i only wtatch casey neistat
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Fucking idiots
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>>725296509
In fairy tales the character that is most realistic and most similar to humans always wins. So that means the +1000 C knife will win.
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>>725309510
and all this guy does on his vlogs is completely take the piss out of Casey Neistat it's a match made in heaven
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>>725309358
Diamond is composed of carbon, which is a nonmetal.
How is that not a problem to you?
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>>725309640
they have "diamond" knives but clearly he doesn't understand what they are actually made of
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>>725298950
>9/10

>>725299993
Anyone who uses the term "armchair ______" is a massive faggot
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>>725309376
>you can't get anything to -1000 degrees
That wasn't the question.
Why are you such a faggot?
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>>725296509
> -1000ºCelsius

mfw
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>>725309640
>>725309719
https://cleantechnica.com/2013/11/12/3-d-form-carbon-thats-metallic-room-temperature-discovered/
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>>725296509
GET THIS VIDEO TO 1000 VIEWS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKCVhSF8cKY
THERE ARE HOT BITCHES
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>>725308879
>diamonds dont go to -1000C
WTF is your problem?
The question was: who would win?
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>>725309838
Sure, carbon can act like a metal under certain circumstances.
However, it'd be considered metallic, not a metal.
Metalic means similar or relating to metals.
Something can be metallic while not being a metal.

Like how metallic paint isn't necessarily paint made of metal, but it's made to resemble metal.
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>>725307733
So that means the -1000 knife is actualy 0. At 0 degrees steel is much stronger than at 1000 degrees. So we have a winner?
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>>725305804
>DIAMONDS = MEAL
I'm hungry now. Nom nom nom
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>>725310238
but in the documentary
"THE WOLVERINE" the hot steel cut the cold steel so???
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>>725305472
>mod
Mods are asleep.
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>>725310419
So did you check the temperature of that steel?
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>>725296509
> if more hot than sun
> why not just do this in the night so the knife won't melt the sun?
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>>725309738
im a armchair massive faggot

>what now m8?
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>>725296509
1000 C diamond is obviously molten newfriend
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>>725310719
Wouldn't the knife that's -1000 just go from diamond to ice? Since everything turns to ice at exactly 0?

Wouldn't the 1000c knife melt since the boiling point of diamond is 5C?
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>>725296713
it was either maxmoefoe or pyrocynical. I forget which one though.
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>>725302017
E = MC^2. So if E = 0, that means or M or C has to be zero too. Since a knife always has a mass, the C must become 0. So the -1000 knife just made light travel with zero speed. That's awesome.
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>>725309358
as a chemist? you must mean autist.
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>>725311461
what's the diff
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>>725311535
one gets disabity bux
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>>725297625
New here, aren't you.
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>>725311058
as if you can not win when boiling?
i would love to see you vs boiling water
100% sure boiling water will win
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>>725310949
Depends how you cook it
I like my diamond rare
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