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Hey guys It has been 3 years now since I live alone. Be my guests

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey guys It has been 3 years now since I live alone. Be my guests
Show us your messy mancaves too
Also dubs decide if i should steal food from my neighbours again
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that's so disgusting
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even your fucking desktop is messy as shit. get yourself together, anon. I've lived alone for 5 years and I'm only 23 and I've NEVER let my room get that bad.
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that's really gross...tidy up once in awhile jheeze
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>>725294314
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You're a disgusting fat pig who lives in squalor.
Please, kill yourself.
Or clean up your act.
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wait until you see the bathroom you guys will love it
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microwave next to the pc. classy.
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>>725294613
i am not fat, bitch i am a skinny ass boi who just is lazy
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Studierst du Medizin oder warum das Histologie Lehrbuch?
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>>725294824
oder er macht eine bta ausbildung oder studiert zoologie / zellbiologie
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>>725294846
yeah i can work twith that. but i bet it doesnt stink
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>>725294824
ick studier medizin :) Zahnmedizin um genauer zu sei. Läuft nur nicht so gut im moment. wird schon
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>>725294980
Gut das stimmt, hatte in meiner MTLA Ausbildung ein ähnliches ;)
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>>725295189
zahnmedizin am studieren , um sich selber zubehandeln?
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>>725295263
Hehe ja ich bin brauch tatsächlich selbst so einiges an Aufmerksamkeit einess Zahnarztes um es so zu sagen
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and he is a german this fuck
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>>725295371
ich verstehe deinen satz nicht. evlt noch defekt vom wochenende?
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>>725295244
please notice the rag on the ground. one time i ran out of toilet paper and i will just water my ass with that hose
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>>725294824
...this is his own desk...for shure.
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drecksau....kannste anzünden den dreck, junge junge, in den 3j hab ich 19 frauen gefickt, weil ich jemanden reinlassen kann in meine bude :-)
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>>725295504
:)
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the hookah sold it
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>>725294314
only one answer OP, stop weed/H, you clearly cant hadle it
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>>725294314
holy shit i thought my room was messy lol,
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>>725295545
...na klar!
...nicht eine du Schwuchtel...
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er hat meth zähne will er dir sagen !!!! was nicht schlimm is, geh zahnarzt, wenn du harzt4 bist zahlen die alles
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>>725295545
so etwas ähnliches habe ich mir auch gedacht
mir sind die sauberen sachen schon seit ner guten weile aus gegangen. raus gehen ist auch nicht
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No mess here
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>>725295821
nein ich kann mir zahnersatz nicht leisten. will heißen ich sitz auf meinen meth-zähnen
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genau stoff nich so viel, ich kiffe seit 24j und ich wills gemütlich haben, es ist eher heroin und benzos bei im warum er so ein hänger ist,,,...
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bist du kein harzter??? weil das übernimmt dann die krankenkasse,...wie bei mir ich hatte mal ne 6 stunden op...
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>>725295874
This is kind of badass, I like it
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>>725295895
Du weißt doch nicht mal was crystal ist junge
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>>725295916
nein man höchstens alkohol gras kann ich mir keines leisten
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>>725295874
I wanted to say you are guy but that room seems nice. Good place to hang out. Get a new chair though
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>>725296096
thanks mate
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>>725296144
yeah its already on the have-to-buy list.
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>>725296105
willst du jetzt sagen, dass crystal balsam für die zähne ist?
was willst du mir erzählen junge
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>>725294314
Hey man, mind if I crash your couch for a few day? I've got pizza
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ich bin auch ne sau, besonders wenn ich nix zum kiffen hab und ein hänger bin, aber ich kasnn in 3-4 stunden alles aufräum, besuch geht kla mit termin,...man kann die bude vergammeln lassen aber nur soweit das man schnell alles beseitigen kann, und du hast zu viel zeug, du kannst 80% wegschmeissen, du brauchst auch keine 200 teller und tassen etc...berhalte 1 teller 1 tasse einmal besteck etc dann musste es abwaschen und es geht schnell...du must dich selbst austricksen....
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I can't even imagine the odor inside your place.
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>>725296105
bin 39j und berliner ich hab schon alles gesehn und genommen in den 90s
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>>725296271
Jemand mit ner Microwelle und Lebensmittelkonserver zieht never ever ne Bahn C zum Zocken
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>>725296293
fucking kek
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Another angle
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>>725295244
always lube in reach, just like a boss
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>>725294314
Five minutes a day, throwing shit away, will clean up your dismay.
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>>725296580
sicc rhymes
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>>725295874
fake as gay, faggot.
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>>725296408
was sonst heroin :-D
ich glaub auch nich an meht oder amphe...weil auf dem turn würde man putzen wie sau, ich kenne leute die putzen die ganze nacht das bad mit na zahnbürste.... :-)
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>>725296469
I recognize that package of butter. You're Swedish.
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>>725294314

degenerate filth

hire a maid you broke ass piece of shit

it only costs 30$ to have a small apartment cleaned from head to toe. twice a week is 1560 per year.

have some self respect
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Reminds me of FridgeBro.

My room isn't nearly as messy. My OCD keeps that shit in check.
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I'll promise to start cleaning up tomorrow.
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>>725295874
Always liked those candle bottles.
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>>725296469
i dont really see where the problem is...
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>>725296638
vom feinsten. Schön eine reinballern und dann putzen! Das machen immer die Weiber...lach
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räum auf, ich weiss du fühlst dich nicht woll auch im kopf, das äussere ist oft der spiegel der seele...leute die so hausen gehn irgendwann auf therapie und lass alles hinter sich oder bring sich um weil die situation ausweglos und kaotisch scheint...besorg dir ordendlich stoff und clean up
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>>725296730
ja man guter chill dikkah
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>>725295874
obvious photoshop is obvious
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>>725296637
neither
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>>725296869
ja die zahnbürsten storie is von einem güürl :-D auf flitzepulver kann man gut nachts die bude renovieren oder umräumen hahahah
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>>725294314
cleaning is for faggots
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>>725296981
Well I used photoshop to put the four pictures into one
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>>725296400
und ich aus Crystal ZZ da gabs den scheiß schon eher als in Berlin...lach
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ich liebe es nachts zu stoffen, es ist so friedlich und ruhig, die welt schläft, das is liebe und armonie und keine sau kommt klingeln, keine post mit schlechten briefen keiner nervt....
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>>725294763
being lazy and being a pig are 2 different things...you are a pig.
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>>725297099
allerdings wenns schlecht kommt siehts hinterher schlimmer aus als vorher...Haha
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>>725294314
>again
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>>725297135
and he admits it, shame on you sir
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>>725297179
hab crystal das erstemal gesehn und gezogen ca 1998,,,aber war nicht mein film und es kostete 80€
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>>725297327
would be better if I had used paint to put them together?
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>>725296730
I have the exact same blackout curtains.
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ich war bei der gabba nation und speedcore scene und unsere scene hatte die besten drogen und alles was es gab :-D
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>>725297453
Aldi muhnigga
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ich krieg auch teilweise meinen Arsch nicht hoch. Ich mein alles ist echt egal geworden. Merkt man an meinem Zimmer

Der Geruch wird schlimm lange kann ich das ohnehin nicht ignorieren...
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ITT there is no OC...seen all these images before, shame on you faggots
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das bild is von mir und ca1997 :-D hahahah geile zeiten
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>>725297119

exactly why you should get a maid

>cheap labor to clean up your mess
>can usually bang for an extra 50
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>>725297653
what a maid can do i can do myself
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auch von 1997 hahahahah terrrrorrrr man wir waren damals die krassesten :-D
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>>725297653
would be like 50$ for me
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I'm a gay nigger faggot.
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>>725295874
That coffee table is the best part.
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>>725297354
Wenn dann 80DM fürn 1/2g
aber das gabs schon eher als 98
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>>725297439
bing says yes
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20j alt und ich seh mit 39 immer noch wie 22j aus, ich schwöre es dir, kiffen und nie alk haben mich jung gehalten :-D
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>>725297851
thanks mate
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>>725297900
Well time to fire up uTorrent
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>>725297852
ja DM sry....80dm 1gr.....das zeug war gelb und crytale...1cm und es hat extrem gezeckt in der nase
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crystal war damals ende der 90s schon zwischen 80-300dm teuer wie koks....
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>>725296721

hey babe, wanna come back to my place after the bar?
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>>725298155
ka wo man sowas her bekommt bzw wie man sich so öffentlich darüber unterhalten kann
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>>725298067
so war das haha
war aber nur zum munterhalten, zum Feiern gabs Pillen und LSD manchmal auch alles zusammen oder nen Doppeldecker.
...und ich lebe noch...
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kauf dir stoff damit du motivation hast und blaue müllsäcke und räum auf..., du brauchst den meisten scheiss nicht...
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>>725294314
T U R M B R Ä U
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>>725296730
That couch looks so comfy, where did you get it? And how do you guys call such a couch in the US?
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>>725298155
na 300 hat eins aber nie gekostet...
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>>725298391
ja wir haben uns lsd ins auge gepackt und müschkonsum war standart :-D und xtc wirkten 20-24h und kosteten 20dm....heute gibs teile für 1€ und peppen für 5€ n gramm....is alles nur noch müll....ich kiffe seit 5j nur noch joints.....machte therapie daMALS
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>>725298520
Ja man das Zeuch ist echt der Hammer. Keinen Plan wie du das in dem Bild so gut erkennen konntest. Ich habe vor paar Wochen aber gemerkt, wie sehr mein Inneres nach Alkohol schrie also mach ich ne kleine Pause
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>>725298043
more like time to water down kazaa, i hate my self
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>>725298576
I'm not in the us. Got it from a local furniture shop in Belgium. It is amazingly comfy. My roommate and I sat in 30+ couches in several stores, and when we came across this one we were both convinced the second our asses touched down. After closing the sale (it's modular with lots of options) we went back to the showroom model to sit in it for another 15 minutes.
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>>725298583
ich habs nur gehört kann es mir aber vorstellen, früher war koks als stein auch teurer weil alle dachte das es qualität ist und nannten es flex, aber mein kumpel streckte koks und machte aus dreck dann steine und verkaufte es sehr teuer...
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>>725298710
wenn was geht dann ganz selten, mir kommt der Brechreiz wenn ich eine ziehe und es läuft hinten runter...

Außerdem muss man ja auch ein Leben führen.

Aber früher wars geil...
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>>725298938

Does it have a specific name? Shit looks comfy af. Need that in my life right now.
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>>725298583
ich glaube wenn crystal klar und weiss war als stein dann war die qually und der preis viel höher....die droge war auch neu zu der zeit, weiss nich is ja 20j fast her...ich weiss nicht was es auf dem markt kamm
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>>725295244
comes in handy when you want to eat FRESH fried shit
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>>725298938
Belgium! Great! I am in Nederland :) Could you tell me the store? This looks great for in my kot :)
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>>725299079
genau am ende kotze ich immer auf peppen, ich hab adhs ich kriege amphetamine vom arzt wenn ich will weil bei adhs amphetamine paradox wirken und eher beruhigen,...genau wenn ich stoffe und ich liebe es immer noch, würde gerne mal seit 5j mal wieder ein fochende ziehn, aber ich brauch dann 4-5 tage um mich wieder zu erhohlen, das geht nich mehr...
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>>725299267
I'm in the same boat as you, from the Netherlands. Need to know this for dear life.
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>>725299165
Eigentlich ist es Pervitin und war ein Medikament von Bayer.
Als Droge: in den 80igern begann es bei den Tschechen und Anfang der 90iger kam es nach Ostdeutschland...
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>>725297311
schmille
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>>725299471
ok das mit den tschechen märkten hab ich im tv gesehn, na und in der usa haben die rocker bzw die weissen es gekocht und verkauft, is eher ne weissen droge dort mit spritzen und rauchen etc...sowas haben wir nie gemacht....
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na und es gibt fotos das menschen nach 1j konsum dann 30j älter ausehn aber die spritzen das auch
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>>725298938
Fully electric too, the backrest of both lounge parts recline far enough to make it into a bed, and the 2nd regular seat is also a recliner with a footrest and everything. There is also storage space behind the cupholders, under the armrests. And 5 year full omnium for stains, user damage and defects.
Money well spend.

>>725299108
Just numbers, they order from some big wholesaler. Numbers for the parts we got are for instance
>Lounge: HTL-1013-1053
>Cornerpiece: HTL-1013-1055

>>725299267
>>725299449
Prenuptia in Genk. Pic related was het infoblad in de winkel.
't Was inclusief verzekering een €2800, maar 't is het waard. Iedereen die er tot nu toe in heeft gezeten wou er nimmer uit.
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>>725299723
Spritzen ist absolut der Obergau, nicht wegen den Zeug an sich aber da ist doch nuck Dreck drin. Rauchen naja, das haben wir mit Koki gemacht (oder mit H aber das war eher nichts für mich)
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>>725296721
imagine the ecology in the centre of that mound
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>>725294314
no mini fridge?
You might want to place a garbage bin somewhere
>worse then mine
>if i was not so lazy i would take apicture
>if i wasnt so lazy i would clean me room
>if id gave a shit i would clean my room
>implying i dont want to do hero now
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>>725300039
Tot 18 weken levertijd wel, ze wachten tot voldoende klanten een bestelling gedaan hebben zodat ze alles in 1 keer kunnen laten komen van bij hun leverancier, da scheelde €800 in de eindprijs.
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>>725295244
>>725300132
the deep fry is on a mini fridge. I have it from the scrap-place.
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>>725300039
Je bent mijn held vandaag, dankjewel!! Wel dure bank haha. Ik heb eigenlijk helemaal geen bank nodig op het moment, maar hier ben ik gewoon ineens verliefd op geworden, geweldig dit. Nogmaals dank.
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>>725296871
fucking german normie influx
Norway has begun to self-segregate pupils based on ethnicity to avoid ethnic conflict even with just a tiny bit of diversity
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/norway/8916947/Apartheid-row-at-Norwegian-school-after-it-segregates-ethnic-pupils.html

Denmark saved billions by restricting immigration:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/putting-a-price-on-foreigners-strict-immigration-laws-save-denmark-billions-a-759716.html
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/germany-overwhelmed-by-1000-refugee-child-brides-call-ban-grows-1577226

http://www.swr.de/swraktuell/bw/zahl-der-straftaten-von-fluechtlingen-gestiegen/-/id=1622/did=19171092/nid=1622/1k8ny90/
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2017/03/dusseldorf-axe-attacker-arrested-from-former-yugoslavia-cops-say-no-terror-motive#comments
swim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ifbrS2SBU
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I also steal food from the bin of the local supermarket

Once the police came by...
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>>725297579
>>725297513
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>>725300039
€2800,- lijkt het me zeker waard te zijn, thanks broski.
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>>725300542
k
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>>725297653
How do maids respond to cleaning out piss bottles and or buckets?
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>>725296293
You gotta nice mouth boy
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>>725300542
Sad
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>>725298938

>roommate

Fuck that
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>>725300779
no worries it is not reality. or you are same fagging
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>>725297941
Pallets eh? Got more pictures?
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>>725300843
Bald wird es real trauer sad sick
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>>725300413
>>725300555
Np bros, zo'n super comfyness moet gewoon gedeeld worden.
Je kan em natuurlijk kleiner kopen, 't is volledig modulair, en niet electrisch scheelt ook gelijk 200€ per onderdeel. 1 lounge + 1 gewone zit niet electrisch zit je onder 1000€.

>>725300827
My roommate is one of my best bros whom I've known for over 10 years already. I can't afford a nice place all for myself, this way neither of us is ever lonely and we both save a lot of money so we can do whatever we want. Life is good.
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Clean for fucks sake. Start with everything involved with food.
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>>725298710
>>725298583
>>725298741
>>725298520
Let go on to a English board and speak the "we lost ww2" language.

Fucking normie snowflakes
>fyi i can read your braindead uncreative unproductive pointless conversation. why not just kill yourselfs now?

>right you need to pay taxes for arabs and niggers and you need to breed a few kids to work for the niggers and get raped by the arabs.
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>>725296293
i saw you in 3 threads, why? story? or you are just trying to force meme
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>>725301004
boi you dont want to know how this smells i prob will do right tomorrow
>>725301052
nice meme i almost laughed
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>>725301121
we all are him and he is we all
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>>725296662
Good eye
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>>725294314
Good luck with that bro
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>>725300827
>>roommate
>Fuck that
And he went back to sit in the showroom for another 15 minutes.

You are talking to german lefty normies. imaging the braindead sjw, count up -1 soul add +3 kike control and you end up with these morons that have to take roommates because housing is so expensive but then buy a 3 k couch chair set that was build for 300 in a china factory
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>>725301223
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>>725300099
ja man, na ich hab adhs und bei mir wirkte koks nie...es wirkt nich und ich spring vom caracter nicht drauf an vom ego....mein kopf is nach 24j noch echt prima wenn du weist was ich meine, kla hab ich macken aber keine angst psychosen und stimmen im kopf etc wie heute leute die 2j kiffen...
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>>725300951
sure here you go. Made that picture before the paint job after roughly assembling everything
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>>725294314
lol even his fucking screen desktop is messy as fuck. clean up your fucking shit didn't your parents teach you anything?
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>>725301398
>housing is so expensive but then buy a 3 k couch chair set
Rent is monthly, couch is a once-in-10+years cost. Math is hard.
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>>725301572
after leaving the military in honor i just did what i knew best:
do nothing until you are instructed
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You are a fucking pig have some decency and clean that shit up
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Hast du jemals so weit gehabt, dass du so aussiehst?
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>>725301052
i understand your wrote and what you mean, but my english skills a shitty and aint worry well, i learn english never in a school.my english i have from ice-t and NWA records....i understand but my gramma is shit as fuck :-/ iam a idiot naziboy
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>>725301448
oh man, international news is even more retarded than the german ones. Unless its bait, but I am not surprised about anything anymore at this point.
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>>725301710
and look how it turned out
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>>725301793
it's ok, my grandma is shit as fuck too
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>>725301121
are you tryiong to block meme.
the dude is already meme you cunt
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>>725301779
er muss nur blaue müllsäcke kaufen und n biss umbaun.....
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>>725301779
hab schon seit anderthalb monaten nicht geduscht. Riechen tu ich jedenfalls so.
habe aber generell kurze haare also nö. Von den Zähnen her wahrscheinlich schon.

Also mit einem Mal oder zwei Mal duschen ist das nicht getan. Weiß jemand, wie man den Geruch ab bekommt?
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>>725296469
How are you that fucking dysfunctional? Are you mentally retarded?
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>>725301912
i translate sometimes and learn news words, english is cool
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>>725302010
Mental issues i guess but not stupid
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>>725301847
its real, fucking nuttella.
>What dont you know how it is to get low on blood sugar.
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>>725301997
badewanne chillen, dicker wenn du schlack bist gehts bestimmt noch, nur dicke stinken wirklich, nur bezieh dein bett mal frisch und washc wäsche etc, schmeiss alles weg was in der küche liegt etc, mach es dir mal bitte gemütlich für den frühling etc, ich schwöre du wirst dich super fühlen, fang was neues an, vieleicfht ne freundin im sommer oder so zeug, mach zahnarzt, lass nachkucken...
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>>725302127
its not real. it was a dispute about ramadan and the time in which they got their food for fuck sake. Sure its not a fucking excuse or something but is had nothing to do with nutella.
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>>725302312
Hey das war aufbauender als erwartet. Ich sag mir auch immer morgen fang ich an zu lernen morgen fang ich an aufzuräufem und dann wird es NICHTS
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>>725302010
Fuck sakes, all you need to end up with a room like that is a complete disdain with rl and wish to distance from it every moment of the day by shit posting online or what ever you do.

Actually cleaning up gives you to much thinking time as it is such a mondain task, i start to think and i stop caring about my room becaus elife is fucked any way and there is no hope.
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>>725301533
I didn't even notice the couches were pallets too, way to upcycle man. Frugal as fuck.
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>>725302118
"Inability to care for one's self" is a prime reason for a forcible stay in the mental hospital.
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>>725302617
Fuck you who the fuck cares, the schengen agreement states that they have to bide by the culture and traditions of the countrie

Eating nutella at lunch is part of that, further more they did actually ran out of nuttela

>newgermFAG found
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>>725302628
there is anyways no one that cares i mean rejection from other people is my lifes story so people do not care about me, likewise
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>>725295874
>A quill
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>>725294314

Holy hell this desktop
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>>725302617
They burned the place down no one cares about your german precision and semitics, THEY FUCKING BURNED THE PLACE DOWN THAT IS HELPING THEM.
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>>725294314
Clean up your desktop. Getthelube.com
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>>725302836
Its not like im gone be all socially out there find a girl and take her home, fuck if i care about some laundry on the floor and a piss bottle or 2

>i only clean up stuff that smells or gives flies
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>>725302791
Not everyone it a fat fuck like you and eats that disgusting shit. It was ramadan, they didn't want their breakfast, they ask to get the food after dawn, they didn't get it, one moron flipped and set his matress on fire. end of story faggot.
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>>725294314
is that a jar of piss in front of your keyboard?
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>>725303097
>>725303012
i thought about making a folder and just stash everything in it. doesnt solve the problem but it looks clean
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>>725295874
Nice chair KEK
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>>725295189
Wo studierst du? Im Osten oder Wat?
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>>725301318
Is that an 8 bit thingamanigg?
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>>725303141
They raped 1000 young girls this week, it only was a few guys doing it, end of story.
>german mentality
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>>725302118
Clean that shit up before someone finds out, and the cops drag you to the hospital. They fucking will, don't test them.
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>>725302854
its only the feather, it was from a hat of a pimp costume. anyway, it long gone.
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>>725303161
no it is a honey jar i made tea in because i ran out of glasses.
In fact the wine pack on the microwave is full of piss and standing there since a month
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>>725295895
N zahnarzt mit schlechten Zähnen. Das Studium kannste an den Nagel hängen. Niemand geht zu nem Zahnarzt mit kaputten zähnen
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>>725303015
one burned the place down faggot, one moron not all of them, not half, not ten, one.
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>>725303282
Sounds great, I wonder if can pose as a nigmigrant and get me some blonde pussy.
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>>725302127
swedish democrats. so you support the nazi party.
im guessing your a skinny sumbitch who craves his moms spaghetti and meatballs everynight because you cant take care of yourself.
for shame
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>>725303141
>one moron flipped and set his matress on fire. end of story
Then why did not of the other respectable muslims pull a fire extinguisher of the wall and put out the fire? you faggot.
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>>725303401
man kann das machen lassen, okay? alles ist machbar das wird schon noch bevor es in die klinik geht
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>>725303454
But all 600 living in the place let them and no of them put out the fire :D
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>>725303310
i have not thought of this but now that you say it...
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>>725303352
oh i see the teabag now that you mention it
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rest of the room is also trash filled.
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>>725296730
>that minimal airflow for computer
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>>725303472
If you are brown you could, you wont get and heavy charges on you either.


Muhammed” received just 180 hours (22 days) of community service last year after he was prosecuted for attacking and brutally raping a 12 year old girl. Aged 18 at the time of his conviction, now the rapist’s friends and family are exacting revenge upon his victim, prolonging her trauma.

Now 13, ‘Ida’ has told local Swedish paper Sundsvalls Tidning about her most recent ordeal. Two brothers of the rapist go to her school, from which she has had to be withdrawn. Now five or six times she has been attacked by the men and their friends in public, at the local shops and around the neighbourhood.

The most serious attack took place on March 24th, when she was discovered at a bus stop by the brothers. One of them pushed her down, while the other punched her in the mouth. Upon seeing the mother of the boys approaching, Ida told the paper: “I thought she would stop them. But she kicked me”.

The young girl was admitted to hospital with a head injury and two loose teeth. The police have been notified, but in defiance of the report the girl has been told she will be beaten six more times.

Now she says “I dare not go outside”, because friends of her rapist will telephone the brothers if they see her in town.

Speaking to the local paper, the chief of local police has urged the girl to get in touch “as soon as something happens”. He also suggests “it’s good to keep a diary” of incidents should the events ever go to trial.

Ida had only turned 12 in the same month she was lured back to ‘Muhammed’s’ flat under false pretences for the first attack. When he had her alone, the man tore off her clothes and held his hand over her mouth while he raped her. A FriaTider report from the time states as he raped the young girl, he repeatedly told her “black dick is expensive”.

The attack left the girl “bleeding heavily” and with psychological problems. ‘
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>>725303645
now we are talking
show me the bathroom
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>>725297646
>>725297791
Fuck off, Kraut!
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>>725303344
Oh.
Well, that's pretty cool.
You have good taste. I'm especially jelly of that desk.
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>>725303486
because there were no fire extinguisher , that thing was in a giant hall that was hastaly converted into a shelter. plus that faggot lit that shit with alcohol means that thing was ablaze in seconds.
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>>725303648

Do you have battletoads?
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>>725297846
>maker's mark
mah nigga
p-please tell me you dont use that big tv as a main screen when you are sitting at your desk
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>>725303473

>that is not an argument
Look at the slander ad hominem and not understanding what the nazis actually stood for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o
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>>725303594
Just remember to keep on top of dishes, laundry and garbage. Vacuum once a week.
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>>725303703
trying this hard
i bet you read fucking fox news
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>>725294314
Jeez i lived by myself and my kid for 3 years now and the messiest thing in my house is the dirty clothes
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>>725303793
Absolute bullshit, any large structure housing ppl is bound by fire code
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>>725295244
Where is the thinkpad?

>nice battlestation btw
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>>725303233
ne ick studier in kiel. nervt mich schon n bisschen. hauptsache turmbräu
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>>725303850
im not arguing with you. pointless to argue with one who has no brain
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>>725303553
no, they had little lots that where seperated with partition walls. thats why it was unnoticed for till it got out of hand
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>>725303873
I bet your name is goldstein, what news do you watch? cnn. why are you not bringing argument but only attack of character?
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>>725303703
Don't the browns realize they are creating a generation of haters who will always vote yes when it comes time to bomb their countries? We can bomb a lot more women and children than they can rape
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>>725303648
dust yo shit nigga
get better taste in vodka
new headphones
i like the nintendo
like the placement of the small table in front of the tv- comfy
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>>725303759
thanks,I built it myself
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>>725294314
Mate sort your fucking life out

You will feel better for it
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>>725303970
Dude you dont even know how to debate. you have no point.

>more ad hominem
>strawmen
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>>725303850
>that pic
maybe the Gleiwitz incident wasn't a false flag after all...
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>>725304026
considering im not an amerifat why the fuck would i watch any shitty american news.
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>>725304134
it is my plan i keep saying tomorrow but that day has not arrived yet
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>>725304187
>more ad hominem
>strawmen
ow the edge.
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>>725294314
>should steal food from my neighbours again

What happened the first time?
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>>725304006
Because you cant smell fire, you sure know allot about this amhed, are you sure it wasnt you lighting the fire. all structures should have ample fire detectors and fire exstinguisers, this place was no different.

fire departments where hindered to put out the fire.
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>>725294846
that's not that bad actually. it's a little bit cluttered, but not gross. throw out a few bottles, some of those old drinks and it's messy but perfectly fine unless you're some kind of faggot who wants everything to be tidy
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>>725303727
its actually pretty good, the house is cleaned every week BUT my room because I dont want someone to see my filth. I keep it a secret from all my roommates lol
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>>725303928
sure but a the fire was unoticed for a quite a wile and two the fire extinguisher were way out of reach at the time the fire was noticed. doesn't sound as interesting as headline but that is what happend.
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>>725304225
Why would you imply ppl watch fox on an anonymousness board? why assume im amarican?
Whiy the slanderers implication that fox is somehow bad. so far they have been the only one that hasnt been fake news all the time of all the american main media.

If you are not american, why do you bring up fox new and imply that it is bad to watch fox news? and slander the ppl watching it at the same time?
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>>725303282
Quoting BILD makes anyone a Idiot. It's not even newspaper its 99% fiction. Only people with IQ under 70 reading this
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>>725304332
it was a giant hall that was converted into a shelter, lots of air, ceiling way to high that any fire detector could notice anything. I know so much about it because I do research. You know that stuff people do that actually wanna know what happened. I don't take a fucking headline hat face value and go ape about it. that it what retards do.
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>>725304572
>anonymousness
> im amarican
>Whiy the slanderers implication
jesus dude calm down.
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>>725304399
>the fire extinguisher were way out of reach
Thats not how fire codes work.
Besides un noticed, do you have any idea how much black smoke comes from a mattress fire.
With the regulation smoke detectors that would have been noticed in less then 2 minutes.

Unless all the refugees were deaf refugees, all those women screaming in your ear can cause hearing damage
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>>725304843
So every one could have smelled it instantly
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hat keiner nen geheimtip gegens stinken? im Ernst paar mal duschen reicht da nicht aus. fett bin ich nicht
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>>725304843
You know what muslims do, they throw riots over nothing as a group.
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>>725303489
Ja wenn deine Zähne so verfault sind haste erstma n paar tausender schulden. Ich frag mich sowieso wie du zu den Prüfungen gehst. Ist ja ekelhaft alter. Bei mir ist es auch mal dreckig, aber ich piss nicht in iwelche Tüten oder lass den scheiss so rumstinkern. Da stehn Mal Bierflaschen Rum oder n bisschen Verpackungsmüll aber bei dir ist es abartig unhygienisch.
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>>725294846
why keep that hand moisturizer thing next to your desk, it looks like you just fap all day. So fucking sad
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>>725304819
You might be living in a fictional world if you believe this, BILD is real news just horrible overexaggerated.
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>>725304819
not an argument.

Disputing actual fact based on who the source of the fact was is someting ppl with iq s lower then 70 do

Ad hominem btw

As for the story it wasnt even originally covert by them but one of the main media outlets
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>>725305116
digga es ist vorlesungsfreie Zeit ich stinke nicht wenn ich zur uni oder ins labor gehe mkay
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>>725297311
>schtars
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>>725304843
One head line, kek do you even know statistics germfag?


https://www.bmi.bund.de/SharedDocs/Downloads/DE/Nachrichten/Kurzmeldungen/2016/kernaussagen-kriminalitaet-im-kontext-von-zuwanderung.pdf;jsessionid=D16BC87E4F4026CACEB2D9C7CD29D4A2.2_cid364?__blob=publicationFile

crimes in ger 2013 = 7 per capita
crimes in ger 2016 = 22 per capita
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>>725304902
No stop being a faggot using character attacks that dont even make sense.

Bring in some argumentation instead of just bitching that you dont like the truth.

>answer the question jew
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>>725305571
>bitching about the truth
Nigga i was calling you a redneck now chill out and sit down your parents can hear you from your basement
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>>725303243
are you talking about the midi controller? its just a shitty lil one my friend gave me
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>>725304952
not necessarily, but according to the fire department, the fire spread in a matter of minutes, due to the fact, that es walls were made out of cardboard and cramped tightly together.
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>>725304189
https://youtu.be/DWGBJBwfxac
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>>725304383
> Because they dont smell it
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>>725300980
What the actual FUCK.. vind je het niet doodzonde? Goedkope vloer, goedkoop tafeltje (zoals ik 'em nu zie hooguit 200, wellicht 50 euro als je hem zelf maakt) Tv lijkt hooguit 43 inch is ook max 500 euro, voor 400 heb je al een 50'inch uit duitsland, en kleine computerschempjes... maar... wel over de 2000 voor een bank?? DAMNNN
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>>725304281
Thats not edge.

>why dont you shut up and let the grown ups talk.
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>>725305050
Öfters duschen und richtig schrubben du ekel
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>>725305889
Using greentext wrong. How goes it newfriend
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>>725294314
Swinger sex is the best sex? http://swingeer.com
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>>725305420
the one thing it not a proof for the other. You just posted a statistic, I told you that I researched an incident.
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>>725295874
Köln Masterrace
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>>725305755
If that is the case, why the high financial damage?
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>>725305273
If you simplify simplified things information gets lost. You can make something fiction by not telling informations. In fact thats how most propaganda works
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>>725306021
At least that newanon is not a faggot like the other one.
>>
>>725306192
shhhh your stupid is showing =)
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>>725303845
Nope, I have Earthbound, F-Zero, Zelda and Super Mario Kart. Planning on getting Ogre Battle, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, GA 2 and 3.. Some others.
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>>725306067
i think you said not all refugees are bad. or at least that was what you were implying.

Most "refugees" are muslims, all muslims are bad.
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>>725306078
the entire Hall has to be demolished due to the structural damage to the building. a 6000 square meter Hall.
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>>725305351
Underrated post
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>>725305299
Someone already said it was not nutella. It was dinner time cuz of ramadan. That already makes the article to fiction. They could write 'muslim burn down because they want pork'. It would be the same kind of fiction. Telling a wrong story is fiction
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>>725305322
Glaubst du
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>>725306279
wtf do you just go around randomly slinging insults at random comments or did i just insult you by calling you a faggot?
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>>725297311
is she missing the top of her lips/mouth?
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>>725306548
>Is it fiction that they burned it down
No
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>>725306584
You seem upset newfriend =)
Rekt hard
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>>725306548
Who the fuck are you even replying to it was me talking about the nutella
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>>725306707
No you seem upset newfag =)
Rekt hard
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>>725306430
No the aren't. I actually work with refugees in a workshop project that aims to get people to work. Or at least give them something to do. You see people get mad when they are cramped in small shelters without any distraction. No matter if its christians or muslims.
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>>725294314
how many fires have you started?
how many possums live in that?
how many shortcuts do you need?
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>>725296662
Lätta and ice tea from "Ja" are both sold in germany
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>>725306430
I already worked as security in refugee camp. The syrian and afghan kids were pretty hyperactive and annoying but they all behaved more or less good. The people making trouble are actually the africans. They get drunk and aggressive. But it depends strong. If family they behave well. The problem is that most are young men who come alone. --> lots of young men, near no women --> much testosterone --> much trouble
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>>725306914
Sure.
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>>725306968
actually i have started a fire by accident oh boy i can tell you that. it went good i managed to put it out. i was just playing with a flammable fluid
Shortcuts? I do not understand amigo
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>>725306914
>No the aren't.
Muslims arnt bad top kek

No one said refugee cristain, the phrase muslims was used.

>muslim found
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>>725307049
believe me or not, I don't really care.
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>>725306995
thousands get raped every week,
>much trouble
>trouble
You are the king of understatement

As for the muslims not being a problem you are just being funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4K4okVa7dU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeUGBLKY7rs&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SViZi3kXQnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4LmGPg8ScQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e8PCKVVxcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZEFNh0N_3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUs_Kw6dlBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSPvnFDDQHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuy-2y4DTwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Q8bImiPCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JquXlQTBWOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsArto3UVT0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvlvS2a2AVE
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>>725306914
They dont want to think or analyze complex problems. They just want to categorize people by something. I think 95% of them never actually saw or speaked with an refugee. They prefer reading BILD, looking CNN and nTV. In fact there is a name for the phenomen that stupid people try to simplify complex problems. Politics often uses this. It's the trick 17
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>>725298938
In the US, those are called "sectionals".
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>>725307491
>>725307564
is this fred derailig?
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>>725307235
no I am a christian. Not really religious but what ever. I know people like me are somewhat puzzling for you and your back and white believes. Keep posting those cute memes hopefully it fulfills your live.
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>>725307311
No i dont believe you no one believes you.
Even if it was true you would be an idiot for working there
You would be a traitor to your country
You would be a leftard bleeding fag
>opinion discarded
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>>725307655
sadly yes
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>>725307564
that is very true and very sad
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>>725307655
No this is normal on 4chan, give a thread long enough and it will turn in to this.
Give it a moment and the nigger facts will come out of the woodworks.
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>>725307785
keep telling this to yourself, you are not worth any further effort on my part
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>>725307491
So you really think anyone will Look your conspiracy videos? And im living in Germany. I cant see much difference between now and before. Nobody really cares. News are exaggerating. The refugees who are doing major crimes go back into their country by german law (every prison sentence over 2 years = bye bye)
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