Suicide thread. Who else failed their suicide attempt last night?

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>>725275599

double checked

>>725275421
this is kind of pathetic

>>725275851

I know. At least I learnt some lessons from it for my next attempt.

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>>725275421
Last night and today I thought all day long, to hang oneself, maybe to cut my wrists.

>>725275421
If you were serious about it then you would choose a better method. Sounds like you are just attention seeking

>>725276601

What method would you suggest?

I was super serious, I deleted my porn folder and everything.

Why killing yourself? Depression or just gay?

>>725276463

Wrist cutting is statistically unlikely to kill you and you could get brain damage from lack of available blood going to the brain.

>>725276983

Just don't not want to be me

>>725277068
Elaborate.

>>725277008
What you recommend in comfort zone/home?

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>>725275421
Pussy, welcome to DIY

>>725275421
>>725277250
This OP, it's what I'm going to be using. I got my helium sitting to my left already. Just gotta get a few things done first.

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>local building all less than 10 stories high
>greatest fear is being cripple/having brain damage
>dont want to risk surviving train/noose/stabbing

might as well live

>>725277133

Nothing much really to elaborate on, just don't enjoy being me.

>>725277219

Suicide bag perhaps? If anyone else lives with you I highly recommend you go outside.

>>725277490
See
>>725277250

>>725277487

Great method. Best of luck to you.

>>725277250
this sounds extremely sketchy. im shit at assembling tech stuff and this is literally a infochart taken off /b

>>725275421
hahahhahah that girl killed herself because shes retarded hahahahha

>>725277510
>Suicide bag method
bit more detail?

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>>725277707

I would be thinking of suicide if I were were you for getting so close to quints. You must be heart trodden.

>>725277744

Basically follow >>725277250. I'd suggest nitrogen though as helium suppliers sometimes put stuff in the helium to stop people doing it.

>>725277685
It isn't I've tried it out myself (Not to the point of death obviously) and it worked pretty well. My body couldn't tell the difference but my breathing started getting really heavy and I took the mask off before I passed out.

>>725277992
More like off by 10 amiright?
HAHAHA

>>725278112
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>725277992
>I'd suggest nitrogen though as helium suppliers sometimes put stuff in the helium to stop people doing it.
Nitrogen should be more effective. theoretically

>>725275421
why didnt you find a better tree/place tho?

>>725277685
but it works.
just read warnings.

>>725278033
okay. ill keep that in mind

>>725277490

You won't survive being hit by a train.

Take it from a guy well versed in rail. Just make sure it's a freight train, late at night. Don't ruin people's commute to work.

>>725278668

Should of really but drunk me didn't think of that.

>>725278787
should you stand up or lay down on the rails or what. ive seen most trains have small wedges mounted in front of the "wheels", presumably to push things away from the wheels?

>>725279278
Pretty sure if you just lay your head on a track that'll get the job done.

>>725279758
just worried itll be a slow moving train that smacks my head away

>>725279067
It's okay, there is always another day.
But I would go with the helium.

Why not. What if someone finds you on the tree, gets you down and have to go to counseling and shit. Ewww.

>>725279888
If you're at a station just make sure the train is going through and not stopping.

Protip
>buy 1 gram of heroin
>prepare it correctly and put as much as possible in syringe
>shoot it up your vein

why do people want to hang themself?

hey, OP

don't kys
talk to a professional
asking /b/ is literally the dumbest shit you could do

>>725276833
Get a semiautomatic weapon with several extra magazines. Go to a crowded shopping mall on a weekend around noon in the food court. Kill as many as you can producing weapon from a backpack. Save the last bullet for yourself and leave some islamic propaganda in the backpack for the Authority to find afterwards so they can blame it on ISIS or Terrorists.

>>725275421
Is pic related?

Are you man or woman... no children please.

Age?

Country, Region, beaches, mountains, cold most of the year, warm?

It is the cost of living, jobless, nazi society, prison planet?

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>>725280203

Personally wouldn't recommend jumping off a building to anyone. Painful as shit if you survive plus feeling miserable.

>>725279926

I would use helium but getting the stuff is outside of my effort range.

>>725280091

Heroin is addicting

>>725280203

Nah. I'm happy just going quietly and leaving everyone to live their lives

>>725280289
>Is pic related?
Nah the pic is a stupid girl who killed herself because she was stupid.
And she livestreamed it, but there is really not much on the video.

>>725277068
AA kind of deals with this.

There is no place you can start but from where you are at today. You can't solve by geographical move. You drive your own buss. You have to do the work. You have to make the changes.

For instance Drinking is a depressant, but instead of working out, committing to some kind of lesson plan or class of study... I stay up late and drink.

But no one is going to change me.

I learn stuff. I do stuff. But drinking depresses my activity and maybe this is why life often doesn't work for me.

>>725280715
>Heroin is addicting

i thought you want to kill yourself and not having a good time?

>>725280091
>why do people want to hang themself?
Nobody does, its just the last option when you don't have a gun for a quick death. Its also easier to clean up for the people who find you. In the end, suicide fucking sucks and its not a pleasant way to leave this world.

>>725275421
Can you tell us why you would want to end it, OP? What is your story? Please talk to a professional and sort out your problems, it really helps, trust me.
Death is permanent, you won't be given any second chances.

>>725275421
if you fail a suicide attempt you're either too dumb or you don't really wanna die at all.

>>725278033
>(Not to the point of death obviously)
I call bullshit

>>725280810

Well if it fails to kill me I'll then have a heroin addiction.

>>725280834

I don't like being me and suicide will mean I will cease of be me. It's Good that deaths permanent, if I killed myself and someone in the future resurrected me, I would be ever so pissed.

>>725281013

I can be very dumb at times.

>>725281328
trust me, if you fill up the syringe to the brim you wont be even able to shoot all up because you would be already dead no matter how bad the heroin was

>>725281328
Why don't you like being you? What's bad about your life?

>>725279278

They're for pushing stuff from the rails. However, you should go under, if hit when standing or lying. Either way, you're going to be dead.

>>725281896
aight thanks

>>725277250
Wouldn't it be more fun to use nitrous oxide instead of helium?

Not me.

>>725281651

cool. just have to find a heroin dealer I guess.

>>725281734

Everything in my life is great I just don't enjoy being me.

>>725275421
You know you can use a time tested method to change who you are.

- Mask of Zoro, Masked Wrestler
- Make up to look like opposite sex, shave head, shave all body hair, dress in nylons, wear tight female clothes, or dress like man, wear big boots, get a heavy metal type belt, wear a pendant

Get a make up artist to help you explore
Try acting out different parts/roles, role play, get your sex partner to play helpless or dominant and play the other part

Transform you outer self to try to find new powerful sense of freedom

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>>725282233
sounds like you just gotta work on your self esteem anon!

>>725281328
On the bright side a solid dope habit is very motivating, so it would basically give you a reason to want to live. Plus it feels fucking amazing. It's win win.

>>725282233
>Everything in my life is great I just don't enjoy being me.
Life is always changing, your feelings about not wanting to be you will change in the future. Don't be a fucking idiot and kill yourself over a stupid reason that is easily fixable.

>>725275421
>walk to the countryside to find a tree
>come across a village

where the hell do you live?
how far did you walk?
that just sounds retarded

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>>725275421

>>725282768
guessing op is a britbong. they cut down all trees to make boaty boats

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>>725280111
checked

why would you talk to a professional? how could that help?

>>725282233
>Everything in my life is great I just don't enjoy being me.

You sound like you need someone to talk to. I don't think you are honest with yourself about your life. If you can't define why you think about suicide, then you need to talk it out more.

>>>Besides, they say being on the Internet is depressing<<<

Personally I always thought people were crazy, yelling, looking angry, correcting me all the time, getting into my business/my personal values,... I don't like to be couched, don't like to be bossed.

>>725283359

Over the years I have token a vast assessment on myself and have decided that suicide will be the most appropriate response. I'm not getting into everything I don't like about myself but I haven't decided this path on just a whim.

>>725283359
Not op. But I agree entirely, I am just bored with living. I don't want to wake up tomorrow. I don't want to go thrill seeking and all of that dumb shit I just want to die

>>725275421
Red Pill people tend to guess the masses of people around the world don't know what is going on. Empire, dirty business practices, fraud, Usury, Banks laundering money for the Drug Gangs, CIA, MI-5, MI-6, King Makers, Power behind the thrown.... Secret Societies... Secret Government, Deep state, Wars for pipelines, oil gas, to suck up the worlds resources... outsource jobs to slaves

Foreigner running foreign policy and using tax payer money.

- But can we be honest with ourselves?
- Try lying down with something over your eyes everyday at a certain time to figure out why you don't want to be you

>>725275421
why hang yourself? Why not just take out all your saving, go to the city, rent a hotelroom, buy a shitload of drugs, order escort, and die of overdose if you want to after a while.

>>725283999
That's just chemicals in your body. Eat healthy, go outside and you'll feel better about yourself.

>>725283999
It may not be death what you want, maybe more like getting out of that certain situation you are in at the moment. Pretty dangerous to confuse these two

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>>725275421

What the hell my dude? You are suppose to break your neck, you might as well just drown yourself in your bath tub for all the good your attempt would do.

>>725277487
I've heard that they add oxygen to helium tanks now to prevent just that.

>>725283999
Checked

okay

>>725283980
okay

I don't feel safe on line talking about my life either.

I drank too much last night too.

Maybe I have some things other people don't... but my life is pretty empty except for what I can dig up on the internet.

So maybe all my advice is just for myself. Maybe that is all I can do is reflect where I am in life today.

And I really am kind of down on society, the constant pressure to work, prove your self worth through your work every week. For what?

Self Perfection was never enough of a reason to work hard, follow the rules, listen to everyone else. I broke the rules. Now I am here today.

Maybe I need to pay penance. Discipline as a way forward for me. I'm not Catholic or Protestant.

Once read a book about a crazy assassin that would beat himself every day. Scared up his back with whip marks. Maybe he work chains all day long as a form of suffering.

Day of the Jackel, maybe. Carlos the Assassin maybe.

>>725285029
Bro following the rules is what leads to failure. You think successful business people and rappers got to where they are by following rules?

>>725285029
seems like youre suffering from that classical capitalist alienation

>>725285755
>seems like youre suffering from that classical capitalist alienation

But we have Fascist symbols in our National Gov Houses.

I think Capitalism is worse than just that.

Worse than Crony Capitalism. It really is fascism and it is a powerful model that takes us to Globalism. Leftist socialism, communism, fascism, globalism, world domination, world spy systems.

But yeah. Of course the leaders around me use tools from the Church of Rome and older peoples. Propaganda may be older than any 2,000 year old religion.

Actually the Lead/Metal Books found in Jordan/Syria... say Jesus believed in multi sex god that could impregnate his/her self.

>>725285611
You got me there.

Success is nasty business. Winning is nasty business.

>>725286368
your post has no relation to my post

>>725277490
Thats 1 of the reasons i didn't kill myself.
LOL

>>725275421
>the country side

Fuck im jealous

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>>725277219

>>725286902
Classical Capitalist Alienation.

Should I do a websearch to see if that is real? Hold on!

All I get is Karl Marx. I'm kind of Fiscal Conservative. Media, Bloomberg, Congress in USA are free spending morons that can't see the liabilities and budget failures boyed by flawed FIAT with no appearent limits to how much can be created nor how much debt & liability should grow.

I think that is a run on sentence.

Karl Marx and the Bolsheviks seem to have created tyranny and a party elite.

USA has a party elite or some kind of royalty communist/socialist/fascist.

But I don't think there is a psychological term other than Alienation, disenfranchised.