How does one kill thyself? Quick and painless methods. No

>>725249141
>Quick and painless
>No guns
it's like you want to keep living

>>725249257
I can't get guns, and I'm too much of a pussy.

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>>725249141
No such thing as painless, unless you want to leap ofg of a bridge or skyscraper. Either gun or slit your wrists in the bath tub and toughen up. Or continue living your sorry ass life, you pathetic pussy ass virgin.

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>>725249141
I'd assume sitting on a atomic bomb as it goes off would be sufficiently fast to be reasonably painless.

>>725249141
All you need to kill yourself is water.

>>725249141
you're just doing it for attention you pussy
the proper way to do this is with nitrogen

>>725249141
What about overdosing? How would that be like on Xanax and alcohol and how much would I need and how fast? Btw slitting wrists in a bathtub is gay and i want to fall off a skyscraper but I want her to see me dead.

Jump head first from a high building or bridge on solid ground. The head first part is important. I had witnessed a case where someone jump from a 50m building feet first and it took 15min for the an hero (and wasted money for an ambulance helicopter).

>>725249551
I heard od that, how would I have to do it

You fuckers aren't helpful for shit. I'll actually give a suggestion since i'm not a massive faggot.
Get an exit bag. Helium does the trick. Fairly quick and painless.

If you can manage to hang yourself from a high-up location with a fairly lengthy rope, the momentum from the drop with snap your neck. Better than waiting for asphyxiation.

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>>725249627
Nothing gay about being a pussy too broke and too young to get a gun to kys am i right?

>>725249661
You know what? I think I'll do that. I was thinking of jumping off a building. Eh, why not, just hope there's no possible way of surviving.

>>725249688
Any noble gas will do the trick. Had a friend that used Argon to an hero.

Tie a 100 metre chain around a tree. Tie the other end around your faggot neck. Jump in your Mitsubishi shit box car. Put the pedal to the metal.

>>725249688
Ah ok, thanks.

>>725249818
Yup

>>725249819
Before you jump make sure to throw an object like your phone off the building and watch it fall all the way down. It'll help make the jump so much easier.

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>>725249141
Don't drink water for a week and you're dead.
Wait, you meant painless and quick?
Try getting your rose banged up by 10 demonic brazilian trannies at once.

Anyways, I'm going to have to do it, so I'll just say a couple of words, and hopefully tommorow it'll be all over and things would be very quiet. I love everybody that ever had a role in my life, whether it was to hurt me, heal me, or nurture me. Unfortunately, I am too weak to handle life, I live in a place where survival is a thing of the past, and purpose is all that can save me, I lost my purpose, and i have nothing to live for. Atleast now, peace will come. Fuck you faggots.

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taiwanese porn comics wouldn't lie to you, would they?

>>725249819
Bad idea if you are only mentally ill. Try something which a) keeps you body mostly intact, b) make sure your body is found immediately, c) have an organ donor card with you

That way, you may still contribute something to society.

Actually today, I'll spend the rest of the day thinking if I truly want this, I need to make sure. Maybe there's still a chance she'll love me.

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>>725250169
Stfu loser. Getting cucked is your purpose. Killing yourself cause your girl left you for the superior race.

Stay mad white boi.

Can't even get a boner anymore because I just keep thinking of her and the day we did things. She was so beautiful but i knew things wouldn't last, I can only get a boner off her, nothing else. To depressed to fap and not think about suicide

>>725250397
She didn't cuck me, she seems like she's into this Hispanic guy though.

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>>725250474
She still loves me and my bois tho. Her pussy is 10/10 but yo lil dick ass wouldn't know wud u

>>725250589
Nah man, go get shot by a cop you fucking filthy negroid.

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>>725250660
Stay mad while were dickin down yo girl. There's plenty of bitches in the sea and only your bitch swimmin in my semen

Choking on a BBC always works

>>725249847
too real bro

Guys what about overdosing on Xanax and alcohol, how much would that take cause that seems like a good way to get the message across to her. Also, no niggers please, I don't fucking care for apes.

>>725251029
She doesn't care about you, you dumb fucking freak. Women are compassionless succubus bitches.

>>725250529
Deffo got cucked lad

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>>725249141
if you live means that something alive! So find your life bears! and live beyond everything will be fine and will be fine

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Why do all you faggots need help killing yourselves quickly? Just fucking jump off a building, find a train, or a fucking highway for fucks sake. If you can't get a gun there's tons of other options just laying around. Go fucking walk up to a cop with a knife.

Stop making this attention-seeking cancer edgelord threads just because "auuhh suicide".

Fucking cunt.

>>725249141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro

>>725249141
Pussy faggot, just shoot yourself, idiot.

You even posted that in your pic, god OP, you're such a colossal fag.

>>725249141

lrn2google you edgy faggot.

Please do kill yourself.

>>725251178
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>725249847
Dont forget the seatbelt

>>725249141
Toaster in bathtub or Carbon Monoxide poisoning

>>725249141
Stick your head into the microwave.

just don't kill yourself. suicide isn't cool.

>>725251471
atleast he'd have a story for his grand kids.

>>725251471
Suicide is pretty fucking cool, especially if you do it in a cool way.

>>725251525
Fuck you, i wanna be cool now.

>>725251433
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>725251360
I think I'll go with the helium tank method.

>>725251300
>>725251590
TL;DR, retard

Learn how to shitpost better.

>>725251590
Stfu faggot

What's a cool way to kill yourself? Now I wanna kill myself in a cool way

>>725251749
LOL thought im the only one

>>725250280
This. If you can't dealing with being a pussy cuck then at least contribute something to society.

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>>725250169
Idk if bait but better safe then sorry. I was and still am abit in your position. Thought of suicide pop up left and right and sometimes i think about it for days. TALK TO THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU ABOUT IT. I know its embaressing and i know you hate the fact that they will see you like this. But better talk with them about it then to leave them wonder "why he seemed so alright "

What should I say before I go, do I tell her I miss her right now? She says I'm annoying and she can't be in a relationship and that I'm sweet but she's not looking for that shit.

>>725251998
Tell her you voted for trump.

>>725251998
>What should I say before I go
"The proof of Hillary's ties to the Russian mob are hidden in the <BANG>"

>>725251998
fuck this gay earth

>>725251998

Tell her to get fucked and die.

Better to leave with her not missing you in the slightest, and you'll seem like a huge asshole.

>>725251947
Finally something helpful, I want to but I'm afraid they'll get authorities involved or psychiatrists again. I don't wanna be on meds, plus, I considered joining the military and if I say something, i fear that'll be the end of my career, I'm not a good student, I'm shit and college isn't happening. I just feel like I'm going no where right now if I keep it in, but if I let it out, i fear I'll get the exact result.

>>725252092
I told her I supported Trump and she was cool with it.

>>725249358
>Can't get guns

Explain.

>>725252209
He's just retarded.

Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted to.
I get real frustrated and I try hard to do it and I take my time and it doesn't work out the way I wanted to.
It's like I concentrate real hard and it doesn't work out.
Everything I do and everything I try never turns out.
It's like I need time to figure these things out.
But there's always someone there going.

Hey Mike:
You know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately.
You know, maybe you should get away and maybe you should talk about it, maybe you'll feel a lot better

And I go:
No it's okay, you know I'll figure it out, just leave me alone I'll figure it out.
You know I'll just work by myself.

And they go:
Well you know if you want to talk about it I'll be here you know and you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it.

And I go:
No I don't want to I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself and they just keep bugging me and they just keep bugging me and it builds up inside and it builds up inside.

So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way.

[Chorus:]
I'm not crazy - in an institution
You're the one who's crazy - in an institution
You're driving me crazy - in an institution
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy -- myself.

>>725252209
I live in nyc, I'm too young, and I'm broke.

>>725252229
Well, it means one or more of many things.

But more than likely, he's underage or mentally unfit to purchase a firearm.

>>725252331
So why do ya wanna kill yourself again?

You're still young.

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>>725251300
When I talked to suicide after the "other side" regretted his act because he saw what awaited him, so I advise you well not kill yourself! because you see what you had to wait, and you will have to wait because everyone must be enlightened before getting out of this world, or the world comes to a state prison and life will not be here ever again. Only then you will understand how much you've lost. Regards, remember to developing meditate find his life misiie and go where life you want to take with you and do not fight it

>>725252332
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>725252305
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go:
What, what's the matter?
And she goes:
What's the matter with you?
I go:
There's nothing wrong mom.
And she goes:
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go:
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi.
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi, please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy

[Chorus]

I was sitting in my room and my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down, they go:
Mike, we need to talk to you
And I go:
Okay what's the matter
They go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems,
You've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody,
We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself.
So we decided that it would be in your interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need.
And I go:
Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!?
My best interest?! How can you know what's my best interest is?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy?

>>725252390
>find his life misiie
LEWD

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>>725251300
deny yourself a little, find the truth and the way

Jump.
Do a flip faggot

>>725251360
+1 for Caron monoxide. It's so painless people accidentally die from it all the time. Run a generator in a closed room (cars don't work these days due to catalytic converters). If you're cheap, you could try charcoal, though that seems harder to do unless you have a really small space.

Imagine jumping from a building or bridge and still surviving, being alive to experience all the horrible pain

Down a dozen Xanax bars, half a bottle of 40 and slam a syringe full of heroin.

You dead.

>>725249141
Pentobarbital. Painless. Use about 15 grams dissolved in water. Get it from vets in the US or from Mexican pharmacy. It is what they use at the Dignitas clinic in Switzerland.

>>725252644
Yeah that's why I don't want to do it.

>>725252704
Thanks, I can do that.

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>>725252796
>Yeah that's why I don't want to do it.
you have to help yourself so first read something good

>>725252853
Don't do it, its is a very unhealthy way to die which can damage your liver.

>>725252974
>wants to die
>doesn't give a shit about his liver

>>725249141
Depends on your definition of quick, the helium method is painless. If you're too cheap or in a rush then a bed sheet can be painless. Tie one side up high and the other side around your neck, and then just sit on the ground, the point is to cut off the blood supply to the brain without the crushing of your windpipe. You should feel a lot of pressure but no real pain, blackout should occur in less than 20 seconds if your doing it right, brain dead in 7 minutes.

>>725253028
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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>>725249141
I have one question what you're doing as you hear after death you have to go back? not the same body but born somewhere in Vietnam or Pakistan? because if you did not go in this life means that you have more problems to be able finally to mobilize?

>>725251360
Carbon Monoxide is not fucking painless, gives you a massive headache and makes you feel like shit

>>725251471
What if you locked yourself in a freezer, then would it be cool?

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What do you advise him here would have killed you know that it might take revenge on you in this and the next life?

>>725253190
There's no such thing as reincarnation, once you die, you die.

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>>725253406
so many times I was already in the spiritual world that I know that death does not end life! as soon as you say that the quotes "this is my body," it means that you do not say 'I am the body, "it means that the soul says that it is her body! and people mmówią something like "what is happening in this world," it means that the soul knows very well that there are other worlds! besides this world it is very difficult to escape in the spiritual realm there are many dangers that can take you and the souls that is measured as energy (then calling the archangels for help) you're not ready for it all to firstly develop life and not death

>>725253813
keep doing your drugs you useless piece of shit

>>725253813
You're a crackhead.

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>>725253918
your case I did everything I could do not kill yourself because it will be the worst way that you can choose (: Regards :)

>>725249141
by reckonizing that you are a illusion, this way you are truly destroyed. no annihilated.
completely destroyed with no trace.

if you just kill yourself there is still a history of you doing it. annihilation is beyond suicide because it erases you out of time

>>725249141 (OP)
Pentobarbital overdose.

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>>725249141
Big old plastic bag over the head
And I don't say big just so I can say 'big old', it actually has to be a large plastic bag or else it will be uncomfortable and / or painful
You'll suffocate but it won't feel like you're suffocating because there's enough gas in the bag (if it's big enough) to just make it feel like you're breathing oxygen. You'll pass out eventually and die peacefully after that. No mess, no stress, no pain.

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>>725254360

Hang yourself,try to use enough force to break your neck,if you fail to do that you will suffer 4 or 5 seconds to lose conciousness

Try suicide by cop if you want a gun.

starve to death

>>725249141
Quick and painless: run a garden hose to your interior from exhaust pipe from car, close windows, turn on engine and breathe your last.

>>725255337
Most PDs train officers to notice when someone is trying to suicide by cop and they will aim for limbs or use nonlethal force. You'll most likely end up in jail.

>>725256833
I've done that, just makes me get uncontrollably depressed and i start doing dumb things

>>725256736

Stop being retarded is step 1.

There's never a good reason good enough to kill yourself off early, you haven't even seen what will be your favorite movie yet because it hasn't been made. You haven't seen a nephew or child finish school or anything, etc etc.

Only complete fucking retards kill themselves.

That being said the easiest way is to just gas yourself. It smells funny at worst and you'll just pass out all sleepy like. If you don't have gas hooked up just buy a few canisters and open them in your bedroom with the door closed and sealed and windows closed. Just be cool and leave a note for whoever may find you to avoid the gas.

>>725256976
you need to do it like everyday for one month i promise you you won't even remember her

>>725256925

You're in New York right? Why not just go to the Bronx and start calling everyone niggers, that's a pretty violent and painful way to die amirite?

>>725249819
>>725256736

Its time you learned about the true nature of cunts, all they want is your money and to ruin your life and fuck niggers while taking a video so she can show you and you get cuk'd

>>725257269
True

>>725257268youre right, but niggers just use guns and that's too quick

>>725257234
Ok, I'll do that then.

>>725257234
I don't know why, but the way you said that weirdly reminds me of her. Then again everything does.

>>725256925 CPAP guy here, slitting wrists is for niggers take a bath w a toaster while she's on vacation when she comes back it will look like a horror film

>>725257702
i know that feel bro it will go away

>>725257796
Thanks man.

Secobarbital or pentobarbital. You will only feel yourself falling asleep. Painless.