You're locked in a room woth an exact duplicate of you at

We fight

>ignore

>>725248676
We'd both look into each other's eyes and just smile, then start getting naked and fuck passionately.

I'm a trap who's into other traps so definitely fuck

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Turn 360 degrees and brutally stranglefuck the right one

>>725248676
sleep, two lazy fucks aren't going to do shit

both

>>725248676
rape

>>725248676
Have a lesbian sex with her

probably just talk a lot and freak out

How do you know that it's not just a mirror?

I could finally blow myself

Play video games or ask him to finally kill me since I'm too coward to do it myself

>>725248676
I'd fuck those twins. Sexy af

>>725248676
Fight.

>>725248874
this

Fuck for sure, his. Penis is my penis, so if i can touch my penis, will be no diference touching his, if i could a will suck my dick, so if his dick is my dick why no suck it, also trie some anal sex,

>>725248749
>>725248833
>>725248836
>>725248874
>>725249387
4chan, a community of totally normal people

>>725248676
Knock him out and take his wallet

Is fucking yourself considered gay or just narcissism?

>>725248676
exactly in that order OP, the winner gets the ass.

>>725249485
Fuckoff newfag

>>725248836
tits or GTFO

>>725248676
fuck

>>725249487
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>725249775
Wat

>>725249591
both

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Grab him by the shoulders and spin around til neither of us knows who is who

>>725249775
copy-paste too long

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>>725249838
As a general rule of a thumb on /b/:
If it's longer than two paragraphs and doesn't really fit to the post quoted it's copypasta. Some people aperrently get off to reposting these texts over and over again.
Just irgnore it.

Bumb

>>725248676
2nd option would depend entirely on the chance of other people finding out.

>>725251144
Nice get. Just you and him in a room from the matrix where you can do anything.
He has your exact memories.

>>725249775
>diamond dozen
nigger what

>>725251380
how many threads you gonna drop this in dick head?

>>725248676
we both will know it's time to fuck

>>725248676
Probably just talk about really depressing shit or play vidya

Probably talk and feel understood for the first time

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Definitely fuck

>>725248676
I can finally objectively compare different builds in pvp games disregarding player skill level

>>725248749
you mean you're gay and you want to fuck with other gay people?

>>725249387
Definitely this

I've had dreams about this, but my twin is really a time traveler from the future who wants to fuck me...

>>725250047
Right on!

>>725251772

i could prove that terran is op

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>>725248676
Probably have one of us play devil's advocate and scrutinize the other's life choices while providing honest suggestions to get my life back on track.

>>725248676
Beat the fuck out of him for failing in life.

Then go back to my degenerate self destructive lifestyle

>>725251350
The fact that, that's the only thing you found wrong with that pasta is pretty sad.

Comprehend more faget

>>725248749

You mean you're a sicko who are into other sickos.

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>>725248676

I got get this thread

I don't know why everyome would want to fight or fuck their double. I'd want to play myself in a board game.

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>>725248676
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

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>>725248676
eat each other limb by limb

>>725248676
Kill it before it kills me
>I know how I think

If I had a passionate romance with an identical clone of myself. I wonder if there would be any dynamics to the relationship or if we would continue being total equals in every way.

Maybe I'd develop a different interest than my clone and we become two different people. Maybe something happens that makes my clone becomes a sexual bottom and prefer being dicked over giving the dicking. I know that identical twins often grow to become individuals

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>>725248836
>>725248833
>>725248749
>>725249387
They are 9 y.o.
Get help weirdos

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>>725255524
Indeed

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>>725255844

>>725248676
Do we have a PC?
We could do twice the work I'm doing now.

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>>725255893
Holy GROUND, Highlander! Remember what Ramirez taught you.

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