State you're job, salary and age. I'll start:
Chef at Wendy's
$8.75/hour
37
>>725245691
I feel like all of these posts start with "chef at x" with the replies all being "hurr i make more then u bro." Not sure if trolling anymore
>>725245691
Walmart
$10.20/hour
25
Clerk at a convience store
$12.60/ hour
24
>Chef
GTFO shitposter
Clerk
$33 hr
38
>visiting the UK (I'm from France)
>my friends want to take me out for dinner at Nando's
>agree to it cause memes, muh cheeky Nandos
>we sit down
>waiter tells us it's Cheese Day
>I freak the fuck out and ask my friends why they didn't tell me it's Cheese Day
>they tell me to calm down
>I yell "FUCK OFF" and storm out of the restaurant
>pick up some KFC and eat it on the way home
Was I in the wrong here? My friends still don't understand just what the problem was, they act like I'm the unreasonable one.
Security Guard
$19/hour
21
Active Military
Who the fuck knows
23
>>725245691
>Chef
>Wendy's
Pick one dumbass
Welder, $42.50 with double pay OT after 50 hours
>>725245691
Chef McDonald's $12.75/hour 42
>>725245854
Why do all french people behave like rude hicks?
Went to Paris a few weeks ago, the people were by far the worst thing
Own business (just started)
~20$/h
29
>>725245888
Nice trips bro
>>725245691
pls feed me
>>725245691
Useradministrator in public sektor
360k (dkk) /y
26
>>725245985
I want to eat your food
Security API architect.
£880/day
41
ProShoplifting
around 8000$ worth of goods/day
26
>>725245691
I'm job, salary and age.
>>725245931
which branch anon?
actuary
61k
23
>>725245691
Your
>>725245931
I calculated my "hourly" pay once. It was about $3 an hour.
>>725246176
Navy
Drugs pusher 7.5k per week easy 39
>>725246208
U should leave Poland
Verizon Tech Support
$14.50/hr
21
>>725245691
>Chef
>>725246208
Makes perfect sense. Lmao.
>>725246228
Me too
What's your rate?
Resistance welders
16.93
23
>>725246283
I'm a Corpsman.
Assembly at VW plant
14 hr days/ 15 hr nights
28
>>725245691
Pizza delivery guy
15.25 NZD/hr + 2NZD per delivery
Office supply store Management 13.75 21
>>725245691
Life guard (In summer)
5€/hour
20
Groom, Hotwalker, Assistant Trainer, Day/Night Man (translates to roughly 10 hours of active work per day)
400/week
24
Production Line Machine Operator, $14.80/hr, 20 years old.
Ausfag electrician here
I'm on $93/hr plus $2k tool allowance left over from apprenticeship. I'm 19
White Nationalist NEET
$0.00 an Hour
28
>>725246245
>>725246267
Nope, Good ol US Navi.
Turns out when you work a fixed salary and the government barely thinks you're a person, they make you work a lot of hours. 60 hour work weeks aren't uncomon, even when not underway.
>What even is overtime?
Teacher.
$50/hour
25.
Mechanical Fitter.
$37.50 p/h + penalties.
28.
>>725246457
Especially as an E4 Corpsman. What are citizen rights? Lmao.
unemployed
32
>>725246457
you aren't a person you agreed to become property
>>725245691
Bingo runner
$11/hour plus tips
25
USAF (Cyber Systems Operations)
E-4 pay rate
22
NEET
Nope
26
Feelsgoodman
>>725246170
Underrated post.
>>725245691
Wouldn't call it chef but run the grill at Wendy's and 10/hr. 33
If you wanna see something funny look up Wendy's grill skills on you tube. I had to show everyone at work that one.
Repair engineer biomedical devices and systems.
$2,5/hour
25
>>725246170
Kekd
c# dev
5k/month
25
dental technican
2500€ / month
23
>computers
>2000/day (12-16 hours incl. travel)
>31
>>725246740
What do I do to become like you?
Student
554€ / month
21
BYOPC department at Microcenter
12/hr + i slap my lil sticker on peoples shit and I get a percentage from their total when they check out
26
>>725245986
Confirmed. But I will say that Parisians are just generally all cunts. Much worse than the rest of France.
car valeter (I basically scrape water off cars)
£8.50
($10.33) per hour
plus £120 pm attendance bonus (28 days)
>>725246740
$28.85/hour ish
>>725246740
how did you get into it?
Shift manager at a supermarket
£9.63/hour
21
>>725246987
started as junior, had a nice team, they needed a dev, told them ill give it all i got, started advanced training, after work school, and here i am
>>725247083
well we can tell you arnt an English major
>>725247168
haha no most certainly not
i got lucky and knew angular, c++ and then c# which was just what they needed at that time
>>725247168
>>725245691
trainer in a high rope course
11,30€/h
29
How does it feel knowing you're a failure at life?
>>725245691
shitposting
71K
>>725246170
Wow
>>725245691
cook at burger king
$10.00/hour
19
Automatition
65k a year before taxes
23 y/o
currently two jobs while doing my master studies
24.40/h and 26/h
22
Holiday camp activty leader
35€/day, therefore 3,5€/h
25, France
>>725247497
HOW!?!?!?
>>725247692
10 hour days?
>>725246379
Confound your lousy toll troll
>>725247497
forgot to post jobs
shitty grocery store cashier/lab tutor for pharmacy undergraduate students
>>725245746
It's always chef at Wendy's. It's always $8.75/hr and it's always 37 years old, newfriend.
>>725245888
unless you were an ex-cop carrying for a private business i highly doubt this
>>725246208
if you actually calculate the hourly pay of an american soldier its about $34 an hour
>>725247706
set priorities...
but thinking of quitting one job because too exhausted with more than 50h of work/studying per week.
>>725246650
look, its me
support manager
15.30 usd
>>725245691
IT operations manager, €52,000, 30
>>725245746
>replying to bait
>wondering if bait still works
Nigga
>>725247998
bullshit. i was a soldier and it was no where near this. especially if you are enlisted and are like most soldiers, junior.
>>725247998
fucking this
US Military likes to act like they get paid shit but forget that
>they are paid through bootcamp
>essentially being paid for pushups and to get yelled at
>shitty but included housing and meals
>access to massive discounts on brand names new and old
>said discounts found both on and off base, for the entirety of their lives
>greenlight for many opportunities outside the service
>training, awaiting training/orders, janitorial duties, vacationing etc does not matter you get paid
90% of the people I personally know that joined the service had access to and more before they completed secondary training courses.
Laborer
18.19/hr
25
OT any hours outsidr of normal schedule.
>>725245691
Maccas worker (McDonald's) $15.81au/hour 17
>>725245691
Gov't Sysadmin
$31/hr
32
>>725245943
nice
>>725247778
Well, yep
>>725245691
Chef at Wendy's
$32/hour
72
>>725245691
$18 AUD per hour.
Apprentice
25
>>725247692
>35€/day
What the flip, that seems like child labour pay.
>>725245691
bartender/manger
20-30 per hour bar
12 manage
I work at one of the busiest college bars in the usa
Prostitute
$73/hour AUD on a good day
13
>>725245691
Navy corpsmen
$3450/month
31
pretend homeless
£70-£250/day
33
Mech engineer, £30k + benefits, 30
>>725245931
Found Dwk. mother fucker your in the Navy I make about $40-45 an hour at e-5
>>725249665
Animation is a special work status here, considered as a volunteer job indemnify
IT-Technician for, well, someone.
$65k/every 5th month
21
NEET (Rich ass parents)
$28,000 / mo
24
>>725250205
Can I come live with you
>Luthier
>20 bucks an hour
>24
Could be better, could be worse, at least I get to work with something I love
factory
$21.70/hr
20
>>725250246
wanna be my sex slave
>>725247974
I work in a poor province as a security guard. I make 14/hr. But I do know that guards from the same company up in bigger provinces make around 20 and hour.
30p/h (fair bit more when overtime)
Security
18.
Also get free meals if that makes a diff?
>>725245888
Same
$11
23
I'm an armed guy put in an unarmed post, fml
Media site owner
Roughly $15k a month, depending on shows in season and movies.
>>725250722
Age 19
Technical sales
110k USD/year if my commission is 75% goal
24
>>725245691
structural engineer
equivalent of 30$ free of charge /hr
25
>>725246208
Soldier
4.60/hour
18
Plumber
$31
24
>>725245691
Software Developer
100k
35Y/O
History teacher
40$ hour
22
30
retired
>>725245691
Chef at Wendy's
$15.32/hour
27
>>725251068
Retired at 30? What the fuck happend to you?
>>725246449
White Nationalist engineer
27€/h
25
Chef at Wendy's
free food
330lbs and counting
Dockworker
$24/hr
22
Process operator at Abbott Nutrition
$20.00/hr plus 1.50$ for off shift.
24
>>725245986
>goes to paris
>complain about people who live there
dude everyone know parisians are cancer (i'm french btw)
Freelance TV videographer/editor
$30-50/h
27
slitter machine operator
18.51 hr
25
professional meme artist
$100,000 - $200,000 /a
17
>>725245691
EMT for a private ambulance service
$10.50 an hour ($.50 more because I'm bilingual)
21 y/o going for my bachelor's in Emergency medicine
Professional heamm we r
#yolo
$465 pp
Age : 39
>>725245691
Fitter/Turner
$34
34
>>725245943
That's it? Are you some non union fab shop rat or something?
>>725245691
Try Walmart, hella easy and starts at $11.50/hour.
>>725245691
Military
$85K/yr
41
lumber yard truck driver
15/hr
age: 26
Lawyer
37k/ year
27
>>725245691
Risk Assurance Department for a telecommunications company in London. £30-£34k/year
Or ~$41k/year
>>725246649
E-4 base pay
BAS (or unlimited free chow hall)
BAH (or free dorm room)
Free no deductible medical
$4.5K/yr tuition paid
Etc...
>fixed
Jew
666 shekels a week
17
>>725252907
Sorry forgot Age, 21.
Cabinetmaker
$23/hr + pension, 401k, Medical for family of four
33
>>725245691
Asphalter
$23.50 p/hour
21
Service porter
13 an hour
23
>>725246437
Nice, currently in Asphalt. What's work in your industry like? Looking to move to your area of work?
>>725245691
MOA at a hospital
$14.08/hr
31
Hoping to get accepted into nursing school for the fall.
>>725245691
nice try NASA
Full time youtuber.
0.0550595238 USD cents an hour
0.00055059523 USD an hour
15
>>725245691
butcher
364k/year
23
>>725245691
I'm job, salary and age.
Pipefitter in oil industry
$34 USD /hour
Age: 31
26.00/hr facility person, 33 this job also includes a 100 percent match employer funded pension plus lifetime insurance benefits at no cost to me.
Prostitute
200/hr
19
sales associate
$6.55USD/hr
20
>>725245691
E-mail support
$12
25
>>725255435
What's it like to he this old and work for so little? The last time i had a job that paid that much was when i was 17. Im 22 now. Couldnt imagine. Do you only go after skeezers and loose women?
Software engineer for major retailer
£100k
27
>>725246462
Do u touch it students? Any pics them in locker room or any at all?
bricklayer
$24.50 an hour
31
Delivery manager $500 for one day once a week.
Stagehand 15$ / hr 24years old
>>725245691
Jr. Financial Analyst at a Defense Contractor
58k a year
25
DBA right now i make 75k
>>725245691
Design engineer
$25.50/h
23
>>725245691
Garden Center / handy man
$23/hour
20
Currently jobless, uni :)
>>725245691
I'm job.
>>725245691
>Chef at Wendy's
>Chef
Sure faggot. Nice bait.
Actual Chef (Chef de Partie)
swank dinner theater on Canal Street, in New Orleans.
30 grand a year, with medical and dental, and possibility of promotion.
>>725255579
Fucking Kys, faggot.
>U.S. Army (Active)
>Technically $2 per hour
>22
>>725258176
Canal Street has some of the best restaurants there, that's fucking awesome anon
systems/network admin
65k euro annual
26
Mcdonalds. 18. $16.20 an hour.
>>725245691
second year accounting student, accountant
€ 9,82
21
was a software engineer for 70k USD and hated it for 3 years, then got laid off and collected unemployment for 6 months, and now i'm a project manager for construction work for 85k living a dream
>>725245691
I am job.
>>725258667
Going from Software to construction. yeah ok, faggot.
>>725258725
i know, it's crazy isn't it? but they hired me. and i plan to do an excellent job, this is still my first month
professional gambler
varies
45
>>725245691
Work in a hardware store
$13.3/hour
19y
>>725258803
>professional gambler
KEK
>>725245691
No job or kitchen hand, 23/h, 21.
Hardees
$8.20
17
The more I come here the more I realize that the memes about 4chan users being no lifes aren't just memes... Chefs at fast food places above 30 is actually sad...
Hunter, butcher and seller of meat.
Depends on how much I work. But around a normal salary here in Scandinavia.
31 years old.
>>725245854
No you're not wrong. Fuck them. How dare they not tell you it was cheese day. Those Brit fucks....FUCK THEM AND FUCK CHEESE DAY!!!!!
>>725258987
There's nothing sad about working any job.
load dock service technician/welder
$15
23
Door hanger. 12 cents per door hanger.
>>725259035
Sounds nice.
You employed or work alone?
>>725245691
Pathetic cuck. I'm Brazilian and earn $40/h in South America. You sure are cucked
>>725251164
gay gorillas
>>725259226
Work alone. Sell meat mostly to private customers around town and the nearby villages.
Also function as the "safety hunter" around here, if a moose or reindeer gets injured by a car or similar they call me to put it down.
I keep the meat.
It's a good living.
>>725245691
"Self employed"
$4380.48 pa
21
Service desk which is apparently not a call center and if you say call center everyone gets triggered.
367.23 a month. No idea what I get paid in an hour.
29 years old.
technician
$20/hr
26
>>725258176
You sad loser, jobs can call you damn near what they want. Remember you sign paper work.
>>725259383
...technician for what?
man this thread makes me feel a lot better about my life. you guys are invalids. i thought making 85k at age 29 i was at the low end of the totem pole.
Greenhouse worker
$14/hour plus benefits
30
>>725259475
Nice b8 m8.
Salesman in Outdoor store (Side job to study)
$15,7/hour
25
>>725259518
i guess you calling me b8 is a compliment. and my wife makes 50k, which isn't anything special. but makes our combined income 135k.
closing on a 260k home in a month.
>>725259464
research and development at a pharma
Union representative. Company pays me to go about my union duties which basically involve plotting against the senior managers because we won a strike 2 years ago. £15.81 per hour.
>>725259619
>wife
Hahahaha. Enjoy getting cucked and losing half your shit! ahhahahahahahahaaha
Chip vendor
70k/year
30
Safety Consultant
30 years old
60,000 a year in an area where that goes a long way.
Not to mention ,medical, dental, vision for family of four and a pension.
I also get deffered comp. All in all about 20,000 in extra benefits on top of salary.
>>725245691
>Software engineer
>12€/h
>23
>>725259674
man, people like you always have some fucked up angle to make yourselves feel better.
99% of the people in this thread are shit. going nowhere with your lives, meaningless to society. it's a shame too, i really thought i was struggling, but when i look at 4chan i see the saddest faces i have ever seen.
>>725259619
Getting a wife was a mistake but you're doing pretty good aside that. You can buy a shitty house or an apartment within a year with a decent car.
If /b/ was representative of the general population I would be in the top .5% of the income bracket. Luckily, it's not.
Republican National Committee Policy Consultant and Regional Chair
250k-400k (I go on a lot of speaking tours)
46 years old
>>725259810
>Seeing faces on 4chan
Damn you must be high as shit
Security for auction firm.
$40.98/hour.
Travel every week, almost never home...
31 years old.
> Enterprise software engineer in a shitty corrupt Slav country
> $5/hour
> that's supposedly good / better than average
> feels fucking bad
> wanna move but don't wanna be associated with filthy arabs that don't wanna work
> I love my whites
>>725247692
T'es sérieux ?
>>725259949
Fancy name for someone that does fuck all throughout the day.
>>725245943
We've got some union entilement here, folks.
>>725245691
factory worker , mostly its a bakery , but its like a huge factory
9 eurobucks / hour
22
>>725246650
>>725248043
literally me, down to the age
>>725245691
Aquarium Service technician
$50/hour
25
>>725260150
Haha maybe.
But at least I'm making money.
Fun fact: I make about 125k more than the woman who's basically my counterpart in the DNC.
>>725245691
Under the table construction
About 100$ a day
22
I usually work from 6am to 3pm
Project Manager - Software
$106,000/yr
40
Software Engineer. 100k.
I'm literally one of the people who are making robots to make most of you obsolete. When you read those articles about robots taking your jobs, that's precisely what I do.
To this date the start-up I'm at has replaced 110 fork-lifts with robots, so 110 fewer labourers to be unreliable drunks.
>>725252616
Fucking union niggers. Go and suck off your pensioners you cuck
>>725245943
Shitty chef is still a chef
>>725260336
Watchout we got a badass over here.
>>725245691
Freelance writer
depending on what I must to write/hour
22
>>725245691
CNC Machinist
$17.50 an hr.
23
>>725260458
This site is dead. This post started 5hrs ago and is still alive
Drug dealer
200$/hour
43
>>725260458
It's really not, since it's not like I work on the whole thing, but rather a part of the product.
My favourite thing, though, is thinking of all the trash in high school who treated me poorly and now have no career future because of technology like the stuff I'm part of.
>>725246462
Teachers don't earn an hourly wage, and don't even pretend like yours would be right
>>725260538
Tell me much you get paid for being a faggot.
Reality TV Producer
about 37-40$/hour
29
>>725249965
are you high? you make about 35k a year as a e-5 thats with fucking 8 years service time.
i fucking hate people who pretend you make money in the military
fuck you. sincerely 1sg who is 3 months from getting the fuck out.
>>725260336
I love hearing about shit like this. Dumping entitled forklift operating drunks on their asses. Those fags make too much money in a union environment.
>>725260538
>This site is dead.
It has been for years now, anon.
>>725245691
37
day trader
500-1500 a day i only trade the first 3 hr of market open
>>725260898
Where did everyone go?
>>725246558
Try being an 7 year MMN3, life fucking sucks, all because I went to mast 4 years ago. Shit advancement, made it off the test, then did the gay ass STAR reenlistment.
>>725260851
You're goddamn right. Robots don't drink. Robots can't unionize. They do their job the same way every time.
>>725260683
Sick burn, +5
>>725260976
then what are humans supposed to do?
>>725248982
People with the same job an experience make about $120k/yr whereas I only make about 70k/yr when you include my healthcare and tax my pay that isn't taxed.
Nurses assistant
16$
21
>>725260943
Not sure, I looked all over and it seems like all other imageboards are slowly dying as well. As in, everyone is giving up, but I probably am wrong and they moved somewhere not many know.
>>725261058
Meaningful things?
Think of it this way. If you're doing work that does not involve non-trivial decision making, you're just advanced machinery. You're a drone. You're not actually being tapped for your creativity or problem solving abilities.
\>>725260939
21
engineer
150 day, whats your strategy? and buying power?
>>725260802
What I really like is your free health care and housing along with the fact you can claim any state of residence provided you were stationed there so you can avoid state income taxes when you fucks live in my state which has income tax.
I really like you fags that are stationed in AK for a bit, then claim yourself as a resident the whole time you are in the military and actually are paid extra money every year because you are part of the Alaskan Fund along with dodging state taxes.
Fuck you. Enjoy your free school.
>>725245691
Software Developer
£23k per annum
20
>>725261058
Vote for Hillary
I've been working at Taco Bell for 20 years. Never moved up and my raises are just pitiful. $14 an hour is all. I really hate this fucking job. This is such a shitty thing to be stuck in. I have so much experience and they don't want it
>>725261170
Does anyone gonna pay them for doing "meaningful things"? Also, most people don't even have creativity or problem solving abilities
Event site crew
$17 /hr
18 yrs old
>>725261276
What did we do when we made farriers or ice delivery men obsolete?
There's more intelligent, creative people alive today than ever before. We focus on making everyone capable.
>>725261275
All those 20 years the idea of leaving and finding a better job didn't come to you?
What the fuck.
There are plenty of fast food joints that are losing people everyday that would love someone with 20 years experience. There are retail stores that would like that. You might make it in a car dealership. You could also just start off fresh at a warehouse making much more money working with people younger than you that knew better than to stay at a Taco Bell for 20 years that they hated.
BMW Manufacturing
Assembly associate. $16.50
25
>>725261255
Trump likes money. He would be the first to replace humans with robots if they made him more money.
>>725261357
ever before? maybe. but thinking that you can make everyone an engineer or a programmer or whatever is just naive and retarded. most people just don't have enough mental capacity to become a specialist that can't be replaced by a robot.
>>725260638
>My favourite thing, though, is thinking of all the trash in high school who treated me poorly and now have no career future
The best thing is seeing their lives get destroyed from making poor life choices. Shitty people like them deserve shitty futures.
office bitch
35k aud/yr
20
25
poker pro
$250ish USD per hour
>>725252927
MODS
>>725246650
Bruh, are you me?
IT Manager
52k
25
>>725261491
Either we adopt some post-capitalism economy. Or we breed them out of existence.
This future is inevitable. Capitalism does not provide a choice. It always guarantees economic optimization.
>>725261541
sounds like a lot for office bitch
>No
>$0.00 per hour
>19
I should leave /b/ for a while
sous-chef de cuisine at KFC
25 aud an hour
21
NEET
19
want a good career though..
moving back to NY so i have to figure out something
Butcher
$23/h
25
>>725261706
breed them out of existence? But they are the ones who breed, higher education specialists dont have time to breed
>>725261184
>Enjoy your free school.
yeah sure is free. I only saw my best friend get his head fucking blown apart. but yeah its free right? only get 1-2 hours of sleep a night now but hey "free school".
people like you should honestly kill your self.
>>725261833
I'm too busy making love to my Munroebot.
19
Backshift stocking shelves
$14.45
>>725246823
Self employed?
>>725261740
yeah its a great gig
>>725262053
Post a pic. of your butthole.
>>725245691
Work's for my dad's trading company (which I will most later take over later when ceo retires)
~$90k a year + insurance
but no compensation/bonus for OT and has to work on weekends pretty frequently
25
>>725262084
how can i get it from phone to computer?
Glass tempering furnace operator
14.46
29
>>725245691
hey anon, that burger looks 'healthier' than mcdonalds (here we just have that) - are they actually as good as they look? Quality of ingredients?
bartender
$31
19
>>725262176
send the pic. to your e-mail and save it from there.
>>725245691
uni lecturer
~$37 p.h.
25
>>725246665
this is now a cringe thread
phd in mathematics
300k
>>725262337
aware
so many lyars in this thread as usual
Software Dev
$45 nzd /hr
22
professional programmer/hacker/lead software architect
depends, about 200 eur per day circa, will vary, but never under 150eur - but I won't get it every day, I am a sort of freelancer, and most of the times I get paid a 1 time fee for my big service/structure/.
20-30
>>725249757
MODS
Cabin Crew at Norwegian Air
$25.75/hour
22
>>725262456
you're not sure how old you are?
function band guitarist
£150/hour as a band, so £37.50/hour for me (normally work between 6-12 hours a week)
20
>>725262279
i don't want it on my email though
Firefighter, 32, 28.7308/hr
>>725262547
Not going to tell here, 20-30 is enough
>>725262802
Fucking weirdo
>>725261896
Anal dialation uncomfort detected.
>>725262890
:^) who isn't anyway
>>725262802
Afraid to tell your age. You're a weird fucking cuck, kys.
>>725263074
it means he's under 18 and lying
>>725263194
20-30 isn't good enough for you?