Civilisation thread
Dubs decides on an action.
First reply to 69 also decides.
Surrender.
gas the jews
>>725244534
The Sand Niggers become enveloped in a civil war. The new Federation of Compton Niggers rises from the ashes.
>>725244534
Lizard people all move to the sea to develop an underwater civ
Sand niggers develop effective farming methods and create a sustainable ecosystem
>>725245602
Reroll
>>725244534
The Illuminati establishes a penal colony on a previously undiscovered island in the middle of the sea off their southwestern coast.
Lizard people merge with jews to create a superrace
>>725245833
Sand niggers start to farm effectively. Creating large farms of Watermelon and Hummus.
>>725245828
Reroll
>>725244534
An orc raiding party from the southwest destroys the elves
the jews try to invade the lizard people
>>725246190
Reroll
>>725246374
Jews and lizard people are the same thing.
The Jews erect two gigantic towers from which they conduct their global economic affairs.
Snow niggers develop a machine to make it snow across the entire world
>>725246631
Reroll
>>725246631
Roll
>>725246631
Rolling
>>725246582
Reroll
Elves start manufacturing guns
>>725246582
Rerolling
>>725246582
rolling
>>725246582
Rolling again.
Snow niggers steal shit from illuminati
The fuck op
>>725246700
>>725246777
>>725246799
The jews nuke sand niggers
>>725244534
You left already OP?
>>725247212
connection issues. Needed to replace to potato in the modem
>>725247249
I worked hard to get my Jews their towers, OP
YOU BETTER FUCKING POST UP
>>725246700
>>725246777
>>725246799
Done
>>725247297
It was trips dude. Trips aren't dubs. If I hadn't already made it I wouldn't have bothered with that attitude.
>>725246935
rolling
>>725246935
Roll
>>725247375
A meteor impacts the earth, completely destroying it.
Lizard people gets an army
The Illuminati activates their sleeper agents, effectively taking over all the other nations and finally establishing their New World Order.
the jews get gassed by the lizard people
>>725247674
Rolling.
a new race of people appear, they're called the Nazis and they have evolved from a jewish mother and lizard father
The chinese reproduce like crazy and has now taken over the whole west continent.
orcs rape the chinese women in a raid
>>725247855
Roll
>>725247674
Roll again for the NWO.
sand nigger civil war happens, the faction is split between isis and rebels
>>725247674
roll
>>725247855
Nazis are created with the brains of lizards and the greed of the jews.
>>725247986
Sand niggers invent the religion of peas
Sand niggers find a old relic which summons the prophet mohammed and then he goes to the jews and destroys their towers
>>725248090
Reroll
>>725247674
This needs to happen.
Rolling.
>>725247674
Rollin
>>725248090
Rolll
lizard people invades the elves
>>725248188
Sand Niggers worship the peas they grow.
lizard peeps attack the chinks.
>>725247674
Roll
The nazis flies planes into the jews two towers and destroy them
>>725248312
Sand niggers visit the poor chinese village in peas.
The British arrive and colonize the orcs
>>725248365
Roll
>>725248375
Roll
>>725248375
Reroll
Nazi's genetically mutate Orcs and Lizard people to make Regular Niggers
>>725248365
Rolling
>>725248375
Once more
>>725248365
rolll
>>725247674
Rollan
>>725248511
>>725248522
Dingdingding!
>>725248381
Roll
The poor Chinese are fed up, they start polluting there entire content.
>>725248488
The sand niggers show up in giant floating peas.
>>725248511
The Nazi plane crashes through both towers setting them ablaze
>>725248522
All the civilisations are destroyed through the power of the Illuminati. The New World Order is established.
>>725248709
>All the civilisations are destroyed through the power of the Illuminati. The New World Order is established.
Wtf that's too op
Sand niggers create warships, and invade Jews in the name of the Pea God. They win by a landslide and create cities in the rubble that once was the Jewish homeland.
>>725248757
reroll
>>725248748
Anything can happen dude. Plus nobody has claimed the 69 in the thread so far.
>>725248709
Daenerys finally arrives with her dothraki and Essosite armies to combat the Illuminati threat she tried to warn the other civs of when she left so many years ago.
All out War across the map.
Daenerys and her armies establish camps in spots.
>>725248757
reroll x2
>>725248757
reroll x3
>>725247569
Claiming for >>725248904
>>725248757
reroll x4
>>725248709
It turns out the some sandniggers who were inside the giant peas didn't die, they rebuild the whole civilization.
>>725248904
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>725248971
Roll
>>725248971
Reroll
Jews nuke everyone
>>725248989
>pre-Madonnas...
>>725248971
Reroll 2
>>725249069
Fucking jews. ggwp
>>725248989
Wait that whole block of text is hilarious
>>725249069
Claiming this 69 to have the greatest Cthulhu rise from the sea
He doesn't do anything
He just stands there in the middle of the sea
>>725249070
>pre-Madonnas...
What is that supposed to replace?
>>725249108
First reply to 69 retard. But it can't happen cause jews are dead. So you just wasted a win.
>>725249069
roll for this
>>725249150
not first reply.
>>725248971
Reroll x3
Furries take over the world
>>725249193
First reply tried using a civ that doesn't exist
Up to op if it counts or not
>>725249266
What the fuck?
>>725249266
FUCK.
(In case this post is dubs...)
Jk the NWO just played a joke.
No furries.
>>725249179
Sick!!!
The benevolent God of peas revives the sandniggers and destroys the illuminati
>>725249411
Hell yeah
The god of peas was actually evil al along and sets the world ablaze.
>>725249266
Furfags take over the emtpy cities with piles of fursuiters fucking each other relentlessly in big sweaty piles.
>>725249411
Then the sand nigger god kills the Illuminati
The Orcs turn Communist
>>725249746
Sandniggers invent airplanes
>>725249746
Sandniggers start spreading their religion of peas to the other civilizations
Some Furrys develop into fluffy abusers
>>725249952
reroll
>>725249952
ReRollingForKeks
>>725249952
roll
>>725249952
ROLLING
>>725249952
So to the furfags? The orcs are just a random raiding party, not a civ
Sandniggers involve into Indians
>>725250077
I'm OP so I wasted those dubs.
>>725250077
Wasted dubs, claiming these dubs to have cthulu rise and wipe out the furfags
>>725250130
You don't get to claim shit. Get fucked.
>>725250188
dubs confirm.
>>725250200
fuck me.
>>725249952
Rollingff
Gay nigger aliens from outer space establish a underwater base in the sea
Sandniggers start to rape OP's mom
>>725249952
Stop wasting those dubs fucking niggers. Roll.
>>725250200
>>725250188
Jesus fucking christ, if dubs, the thing i said before about cthulu destroying furfags
Sandniggers rape the furries and spread their sandnigger genes everywhere.
>>725250286
Roll
>>725250286
Rerolling
>>725250286
Reroll
>>725250286
Rolling
An army of space turtles attacks the sand niggers, killing half of them.
The fur fags develop a ball of semen and launch it at the orcs. Act of war
>>725250371
>>725250286
What's wrong wih you?
Sandniggers extinxt because they discover feminism
>>725250450
Roll
>>725250484
Rolll
>>725250422
winrar
>>725250450
Reroll
>>725250422
Sandniggers get in on the furfag piles.
>>725250455
Although their homeland discovers feminism and the sandnigger furfag halfbreeds die along with them. Furfags now control the entire world.
>>725250611
Made in haven activates resting the universe back to the begging
>>725250611
Utopia!
But then Atlantis rises from the sea.
Lizard people that live underground finally emerge to see the whole world in orgy piles. They begin to move throughout the world slaughtering furfags, the lizard people rule the world.
moon falls in water south to the lizard people, moon people appear and enslave poor chinese
>>725251210
lizard people are dead numbnuts
>>725250611
The glorious British Empire arrives from the west and exterminates all furfaggotry in their wake
>>725251956
Offbyone reroll
>>725251956
Plot twist: British empire are the furfags
God creates a race of Chads that are formed from the snow itself
Furries erect the He Will Not Divide Us flag, /pol/ arrives from the south and begins searching for it
Ayylmaos arrive on a scientific expedition to study the human race
>>725252261
Reroll
Aliens come and steal everyone's jobs
>>725252261
Last roll
>>725252300
Bumping for winrar
Aboleths rise from the oceans to enslave furfags
>>725252194
rolling for this
>>725252657
Reroll
An alien object falls onto Chinese territory.. what is it?
>>725253131
Surprise surprise, it's the chinese hat that was launched into orbit in that thread where Mike Pence used his lightning powers to destroy an alien planet.
isis is born in the desert, to follow the path of the warrior and make a caliphate out of the island
>>725253597
rere
>>725253597
rerere
>>725253655
ayyyyy
>>725253677
kek
does this count as an airtstrike on the sand niggers village by a drone?