what's the most unethical (not illegal) thing you've

>>725238403
Was pouring 2 glasses of choco milk for me and my friend. Purposefully gave myself a little bit more

>>725238508
You son of a bitch.

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>>725238403
Told an (atleast) 60 year old christian woman that god is about as real as the easter bunny and told her to go fuck herself.

No regrets

>>725238508
Similar to stealing.

>>725238566
Why...

>>725238403
I've taken creepshots of my friend's.

I've also solicited money out of men online by pretending to be a woman.

>>725238403
It's hard for me to think of anything extreme off the top of my head, but I changed the source coding of an e-mail to make it look like something different so that I could submit a late assignment in college.

>>725238403
Don't know about whether or not it's the most unethical thing I've ever done but I used to piss in the sink at work.

>>725238644
>I've also solicited money out of men online by pretending to be a woman.
this needs a story

>>725238644
How?

>>725238566
That's not really unethical.

>>725238621
Probably because she was trying to force her religion down his throat. Usually the way these exchanges go is a religious person tries to convert another person who is an atheist, the atheist tells the person he is not interested (or possibly that his religion is fucking stupid for any number of reasons), then the religious person gets offended.

Used to watch over a special needs kid when I was in Elementary school. He'd constantly sing the theme somg to Zaboomafoo, or whatever that show was called, and occasioanlly repeat things he heard people say. Being a little shit I got the bright idea to start cussing in front of him and sure enough he started repeating me. Days pass, teachers question me about it saying they got a call from his parents concerened because he went from Zaboomafoo to repetitively cussing a certain cycle of words at times. Denied I knew anything and that was that.

>>725238757
>>725238791
Pretty easy, just point the webcam at toes, catches footfags attention. I've also work wigs an thongs to "prove" I'm a woman. Men think with their penai, not hard at all.

>>725238997
Exactly this.

I was minding my own business at a gas station and this senile fuck walks up to me

>Had inverted cross sticker on window for le aesthetic meme
>"Dont you know that our Lord and savior created you! He created everything and kids like you shouldnt disrespect him"
>Im 23 fuck off lady
>"Its a sin to use such harsh language you need to find god you disrespectful punk"

then after >>725238566 I burned out and left.

Fucking hate in-your-face Christians

>>725238403
In 3rd grade I unbuckled a friends little brother from his car seat cause he was thrashing around, and friends mom yelled at him thinking it was him. I never fessed up.

>>725238678
Fucking genius. Thanks dude, I'm gonna have to do this on one of my assignments some day.

>>725239640
Gods going to be very upset with you when you die. Eventually you'll realize where you went wrong , and repent. I have FAITH.

I stole 23k from a safe at the place I worked at, worked there for another 3 yrs, was never caught.

>>725239837
That guy is an idiot, don't try that. If schools find out you were tampering with legal documents with bad intentions they can press charges.

>>725239837
Yeah, definitely - it's not foolproof of course, but usually most professors just want a screenshot of an e-mail as proof and won't dig much further into it. With so many classes using online submissions nowadays it's easy to fake something fucking up.

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>>725238403
Some disgusting trashy old midget lady with a beard talked for 45 minutes straight on the bus so I sperged out and said "THIS IS YOU.. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.. Get off your phone asshole"

>>725239929
Jordan?
Not cool man, they thought it was me.

>>725238508
You monster

>>725240005
>legal documents

What kinda of fucking assignments do you think that I'm doing?

I'm talking about editing the source code of an e-mail submission receipt to make it look like my assignment had gone through the system, but they just didn't receive it.

my job involves talking little old ladies into buying insurance they can't pay for and don't need

so that i guess, i feel like the biggest piece of shit after work but i do good at it so hey.

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>>725239882
Apparently anyone who is baptized gets accepted into "heaven" so that includes child molesters, rapists, school shooters etc etc. Enjoy that heaven dickhead

>>725240005
Literal autism

>>725238508
You goddamn monster. MODS!

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>>725240005
>pressing charges over a homework assignment
>implying they wouldn't just give you a failing grade instead even if they did find out somehow

>>725240120
You wanna be a jackass? Fine, get yourself arrested dipshit. See what colleges will accept you after that.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again; FUCK MILLENIALS.

>>725240129
my dream job... too bad in my country insurances are free

>>725238403
Cum in the coffee of a girl I like. I know I'm free from any stds but it's a shitty thing to do.

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>>725240228
Not sure if you're actually retarded or if you're just baiting. But 2/10 for making me reply.

In what world would you think someone would get arrested over homework.

>>725240146
Do you really think people will still have their earthly temptations in heaven? Be realistic. It's going to be like a giant reset button but with only positivity from there on out.

I've never seeded my torrents

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>>725240228
>>725240005

Dude, FUCK, OFF. Tired of you god damn newfags who think you know anything.

>>725240321
Cum floats. And cum literally become "harder" in liquids so people would notice. I call bullshit

When I was 17, I was driving in a snowstorm very early in the morning once. Spotted a pickup truck coming up behind me going way too fast and got angry that anyone would be so reckless and endanger the other cars on the road. So just as he was maybe 20 feet behind me, but in the other lane, I put on the blinker and started to drift into his lane. Predictably, he slammed on the brakes, immediately lost control, and skidded off the road into a light pole. Instead of stopping, I laughed and kept going.

Found out later he was hospitalized with head and torso injuries. Still feel bad about that.

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>>725240228
getaloadofthisguy.jpg

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>>725240399
You fucking monster...people like you make me SICK!

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>>725240406
This is what happens when you try to change an autists set schedule. Get used to things you don't like. You're going to have to man up and deal with it all some day, and the guilt is gonna rock your world.

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>>725240550
>image.png

0/10 b8

I had to kill a small ill duckling with BB gun. First shot didn't kill it, I panicked and had to slit its throat, which ended up with decapitation. I was 15 yo

>>725240466
Is that idubzz?
Btw fuck you and the rest of you, you try that shit you'll regret it.

A guy I smoked with left his wallet in my car. I found it and took like $200 that was in it. When he asked me if it was still in my car I said no, I still have his license. Dude probably had to get all new everything. Not sure why I wasn't just truthful, didn't really need the money that bad.

>>725240681
>is that idubzz
>idubzz
>*idubbbz

No.

And you're autistic. I did it and I don't regret shit.

>>725240694
What did you use the money for?

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>>725240681
>Is that idubzz

Ok. Thats enough for tonight goodbye guys

>>725238508
You're the scum of this fucking earth

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>>725240681
>Is that idubzz?

I can't with this fucking guy anymore

>>725240761
Just wait until your teacher finds that one day and puts a halt to your financial aid.

>>725240768
paid the guy's sister $150 to let me fuck her, donated the other 50 to Wikipedia

>>725240768

More weed and food I think, I was a youngin'

>>725240921
Hey guess what, Nigger - this was several years ago when I was in my second semester. I graduate in May.

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>>725240929
>>725240934
Not sure who to believe
One of you is a fuckin liar

>>725241046
Good luck, that's all I'm leave you with. You'll need it. And I'm Hispanic, not a nigger

>>725238757
>>725238791

It's really easy. You go on 4chan, be like "Imma grill" with some photoshop timestamp magic. Get bitcoin for posting nudes. I haven't done it since I got a job tho.

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>>725241205
You don't have to be black to be a Nigger, Nigger.

>>725240146

i was raised jewish. a friend's little brother was baptized and i had to go to it. it was in a big church, etc.

he turned out to be a total faggot who i actually witnessed creeping out his friend, actually seeming to come on to him with super pansy mode in the back seat while we were driving around. they were talking about "linkin park". that faggot moved on to study in "makeup school" and got a job on gay ass shows like "glee". looks like it's a curse.

>>725239640
47 years old, work with all sorts of people erryday, never once met anyone who was in your face Christian. Even when letting them know I did not believe
You both are liars.

>>725241092
Which one sounds like it came from fuckin /b/? Should answer your question

>>725241256
Usually I don't mean this, but go fick your mother loser.

>>725241295
We're all on /b/ for a reason, anon.

>>725240423
Yeah like when you wank in a bath and the shit clogs the fucken drain. That was hard to explain to my mum...

>>725241320
>fick
>loser

Good luck graduating elementary school there, brother.

>>725241272
You're either an old ass whiny bitch, or a liar yourself. This is our world now, grandpa.

>>725241491
>hurr durr, your crap talk was bad, that's me saying your bad because of it

>>725238403
I lie to homeless people and tell them I don't have any money because I don't want to facilitate their drugs and gambling habits.

I worked at an adhd/autist school for a little while when I was younger. Put extra reward cards in a girl's points envelope because I was stupid and thought she was cute. She got in trouble for having too many points mysteriously appear, they thought she was stealing them. Never told anyone, I think she took the heat for it.

>>725241607
They curse you when you do that. Like literally they put hexes on people, I always give change.

>>725241092
Yo nigger I got the same add

>>725241599
*you're

Again, good luck. Middle school will be a great time for you.

>>725241705
You're chubby or fat, I can tell. You're s
Lathered in self hatred and bacon grease.

Shared pics of my daughter who's over 18 anonymously a while back. Thought nothing came of it. Then google searched some of her pics that I have and they pulled up archived threads on 4chan. Don't know if she's found them yet.

>>725241692
I'm tempted to click on it..... Should I do it famalam?

>>725241800
How'd you get them in the first place? Would you fuck yout daughter given the chance?

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>>725241781
Not even close, m8. I don't have to describe myself to you, but I'm pretty content with myself and decently in shape. Keep the personal ones comin' though - they really support your argument.

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>>725238508
I hoped you get raped by a bear.

>>725241800
So you shared what I'm guessing are sexy photos that were stolen from the girl? Nice job reading the OP, faggot

>>725241867
They weren't nudes, just cute pics. The anon posted her in some tribute threads and fb fap.

>>725241781
This guy wins the award for Autismo of the Day.

Thanks for the laughs

>>725242011
No the pics I had weren't stolen. They were mine.

>>725238403
The only unethical thing I've done is stolen sex, so...

>>725242158
Off a dead grill?

>>725242012
You didn't answer the question; would you fuck her?

>>725242289
No, it was a hooker.

Though she was probably dead inside.

I was 15 or 16, lived in an Eastern European orphanage. It's a shit place, staff don't give a flying fuck if you're high or drunk or injured as long as you show up for the curfew.
I had a minor drug habit yet never had any money. Me & two other kids decided to steal some shit to sell it. Being the dumb fucks we were, we got caught shoplifting with about 200€ of merchandise. Now I personally didn't have anything on me but the other two had their backpacks full. I vehemently denied any involvement or knowledge of the fact that they stole something, even breaking a tear or two. They had to go to court while I got just a warning.

kek

>>725241811
Don't have any good quality shit to wank to in my agenda, and 4chan normally works wonders. I'm gonna do it so why the fuck not?

>>725242397
Like dry rot?

>>725241272
>didn't happen to me
>therefore it hasn't happened to anyone else in the world in human history

lol fuck off grandpa you are halfway dead already, good thing you will leave this earth soon

>>725242530
Sounds like my ex

>>725240005
>Miss, we found out your son timmy cheated on his math homework, he has been condemed to lethal injection I am sorry

>>725241272
27 years old. Work in a grocery store in upper Fl. I have to deal with this bullshit on a weekly basis.

>>725240423
Anon probably just jacks off so much that it was thin, weak stuff and dissolved easily in a hot drink.
Cum isn't always thick and sticky.

>>725240228
>40 year old confirmed
just die already you sack of old shit, your brain function clearly has descendend through the years, you can barely make senteces hold sense without making you look like a monkey

>>725241272
Try living in the bible belt for a few years. It's not exactly commonplace but their stories, assuming they aren't just trying to get a rise, are fairly believable. Still cringey as fuck, because who puts an inverted cross on their car window, but entirely believable.

>>725242829
Haha This guy took the bait, I was joking around haha

>>725241272
Where do you live? When I was in Colorado, I had to deal with uppity religious types maybe once a year. In GA. it is far more often. Fucking niggers, man.

>>725242922
>look look I a retard look look I a retard look look I a retard look look I a retard look look I a retard look look I a retard look look I a retard look look I a retard look look I a retard look look I a retard look look I a retard look look I a retard

>fuck off retard
>hahahaha I was just pretending lololololol trolled u so hard xdddd

>>725240663
>had to
If it had to be done, then what's unethical?
Next time, though, skip the bb gun. The blade is quicker, and minimizing suffering is worth having to wash it.

>>725243059
lol well you did faggot , idc think what you want I really don't care

A few years ago, I saw a woman drop a small bag while she stepping out of a taxi. She hadn't noticed as i think it had fallen from her handbag. I walked towards her to pick it up and return it, but decided to have a look at its contents before i did. Inside was $8500 and a bank deposit slip, it showed that she had withdrawn the entire balance of her account. Greed got the better of me that day. I always wonder what she had withdrawn all her funds to buy and how gutted she would have felt when she reached for the cash when she needed it.

>>725242757
I can tell you're being sarcastic, I don't appreciate the lack of respect.

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>>725243421
>hey OP I no U said no robbery, but I didn't rob nuthin she just dropped it on da gr0und an I picked it up
>yfw

>>725243415
you cared enough to reply so you obviously have a compulsive need to show your retardness and have some kind of acknowledgment from strangers to feel less of an outcast, I am sure you will answer me, and if you don't you will feel a knot in your throat, unable to breath regularly, because your acoustic brain begs you to reply something as idiotic as everything you have ever written

>>725243760
I don't need to reply, I'm choosing to. That's because faggots like you need to be taught a lesson. Fuck yourself, like you have been for the long 14 years you've been alive, and remember to look both ways when crossing the street son. Daddy won't always be there to protect you, and when he's not, I'll be waiting.

>>725240934
If you had a car you weren't a youngin'. Just acting like a baby.

>>725244058
ok bro keep lying to yourself xd

>>725244371
I remember 7th grade.

>>725243498
>lack of respect

Where the fuck do you think you are?

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I was interning at a finance company. They were going through an audit and one of the managers told me to take a bunch of files in the trunk of my car and keep them at home for a few weeks. Then throw them away in my garbage a few at a time.

I did it because who cares? Apparently the audit hit for not being able to find documents is less than the audit hit for what was documented in those files.

>>725242829
This is satire, right?

Otherwise the 'retard of the day' award is yours.

I used to work as a live-in carer for children who were wards of the state, but unfit to be fostered due to difficult behaviour. In the single resident houses i would wait until they were out of the room and set the clock an hour forward so they had to go to bed earlier. In group houses i'd check their rooms when they were at school and would steal their weed or eat all the the good food. One of the residents would get the blame because id plant thing, like say, an empty bottle of chocolate milk near his bed as he slept, knowing it would be spotted by one of the others the next morning.

>>725238508
Fuck you

>>725239375
you sound like a trap

>>725238403
I like to take small peices of shit to work with me and put one small lump in everyone's tea and coffee

>>725242311
Nah, but wouldn't mind seeing her get fucked.

>>725247324
Pervert