My qt roommate is having a party downstairs with all of her friends

>>725238269
Pics of party?

>>725238329
I haven't been downstairs yet and I'm not going to take pictures if I was.

Timestamp?

Go join the party

>>725238269
Go downstairs and take a shit in the corner. Then go back upstairs.
Take a pic with timestamp.

>>725238397
I have never been to a party before, but I might if it was with random people I would never see again.

I might have to go downstairs to get water though.

OP is a fag, no timestamp

>>725238532
Just go dude don't be a bitch. You're gonna regret it if you don't. Just have fun and don't think about it you look weird as fuck if you hide in your room

>>725238372
Describe the qt girl, do you like her as a person or just her physical appearance

>>725238372
Tell us why we should give a fuck about you or your thread then.

>>725238649
Don't really know her as a person, just physical appearance. She has a bf though and I can hear them have sex sometimes through the vents.

>>725238721
haha

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>>725238816
Have you ever had sex, how cold is the weather?

>>725238980
No and it's winter so it's around 30 to 45 F these past months

>>725239116
What kind of girls do you like, West or east coast

>>725239642
Don't really have a preference because I just sit in my room all day. I'm supposed to be going to college, but my family doesn't know I don't because they are at work when I have my "classes"

>>725239845
Have you ever kissed a girl? Why aren't you going to class?

>>725238269
Join them like a normal person?

>>725239975
No and I don't go to my classes because I was kicked out.

I was kicked out for failing all of my classes because I would sit in my room all day.

>>725240137
m8 just end it

>>725240067
>/b/
>normal

pick one

>>725240191
I'm not depressed

go downstairs and have fun

>>725240137
Do you find your room more interesting than girls? Have you ever had a crush on a girl before? What's the closest you have ever been to woman romantically?

>>725240273
I don't consider going downstairs fun

>>725240368
I wanted to go to college and learn. I was genuinely interested in my major yet all I did was spend time in my room. Whenever I eat i just throw stuff in the microwave or eat it raw. I just can't bring myself to do anything really.

>>725240638
>I just can't bring myself to do anything really
Isn't that the definition of depression?

>>725240781
I don't feel sad or suicidal

>>725240638
Pepsi or Coke? No crushes? Not even a small one in genuinely interested

>>725238269
GO downt there and get drunk fag and smoke some marijuanas and try n bang one of the chicks. It's what I'd do.

>>725238269
Stay online. You have dank memes, music, videos, YLYL.

>>725240981
I mean I really don't know anyone to have a crush. I did in highschool, but I never got in a relationship with anyone.

>>725240992
I have never had a sip of alcohol or done drugs in my life. I don't play on starting anytime soon.

>>725241793
Well aren't you a little pussy

>>725241876
I grew up around alcoholics so I really don't like drunk people

>>725241793
Drugs suck and alcohol tastes bad. Do you ever dream about women?

>>725241980
Oh boo fucking hoo cry me a god damn river baby

well op what do you want to do? because it sounds like you don't want to go downstairs.

also, you say roommate, but it sounds like you still live at home. So is this just a tenant at your parents house?

>>725240638
>I don't consider going downstairs fun
ok... wtf is the point of this thread then?

>>725242037
I dream of meeting a girl sometimes. I'm usually in high school in the dream, but it's like that cause that is my only social experience.

>>725242091
I sound like a piece of shit because of this, but I live with a family member for free and he has a tenant.

>>725242229
Something to do I guess

>>725242310
GO DOWNSTAIRS AND DRINK
YOU ARE A SHAME EVEN TO YOUR ALCOHOLIC FAMILY

>>725242310
What does the girl in your dream look like? Are you on the east or west coast? What ethnicity are you?

>>725242593
Central US. I can't really remember what she looks like. She had blonde hair though.

>>725242701
I like how you answer my questions, I've never been to high school and thought I'd ask you some questions to see if you have gotten more action then my self. what was your major before you went AWOL?

>>725243056
Chemistry

>>725243114
Ever drank a red bull? I'm taking general chemistry and we got a list of polyatomic ions to memorize my favorite is perchlorate, what is you r favorite polyatomic ion

>be op
>never touched a girl
>never drank alcohol
>kicked out of highschool
>refuse to have human interacion in a party literally meters away from me where everyone is already drunk and would talk to me even if I am an acoustic retard
>ask 4chan wat do
>"go downstairs anon"
>nah
>"show pic anon"
>nah


just fucking kill yourself already, you are not even worth a 4chan thread, NOT EVEN WORTH A 4CHAN THREAD this place, full of threads and claim your waifu shit holds more value than you, literally a r8 my cock thread worths more than you, I beg you, steal your dad's gun next time you visit his place and blow your fucking brains out

>>725243608
Kek

>>725243342
I drank red bull once. Don't really have a favorite ion though.

>>725243608
I didn't get kicked out of highschool

>>725243608
/thread

>>725243718
Are you more on the heavy or skinny side of the weight spectrum? Have you ever seen snow? Have you seen the ocean?

>>725243831
I'm like 170 pounds so I would say heavy. Just snowed today. And yes I have seen and been in the ocean

>>725243993
Do you prefer the top or bottom half of a woman? Do you know how to drive?

>>725241793
All I do is sit in my room, get drunk and play games. Which I'm doing right now, as always.

>>725244158
You can do that at other places too

>>725244288
Checked

>>725244148
Top and I know how to drive, but I don't becuase brain can't handle it when there are lots of cars around. I also have trouble trying to figure how to turn my wheel when reversing. Every time I have to mentally visualize how turning the wheels would affect how the car rotates.

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>>725240827
You have ascended.

>>725244556
Holy fuck man you are autistic. Go talk to those drunk people. They would love you.

>>725244556
Have you ever been in a fight? Is the party still going on?

>>725244676
No, they won't. They will berate him, make fun of him, and try to make him to drink. At this point Op leaves and makes a feels thread on /b/. If he does stay, they'll just ignore him at some point.

>>725244676
My parents had me tested for autism when I was little and it said I wasn't.

>>725244803
I think the party died down. I was in a fight once in grade school, but it was grade school so it really wasn't a fight.

>>725244966
Tests can give false negatives ;)
Dude you're autistic as fuck.

>>725244966
My phone is about to die but I wanted to let you know that I genuinely enjoyed our dialogue. I hope your situation improves if you want to call it that.

>>725240827
that's but one facette of depression brother. might not be the worst idea to find someone to talik to - professionaly or not, but eye to eye and not in this shithole.

>>725243608
>acoustic retard

>>725245032
I can interact with people just fine. However I just chose not to.

>>725245075
I'm probably just going move out to a state with a very cheap cost of living and work some minimum wage job. But considering my past I would probably get fired for staying at home all day. Bye!

>>725245179
you are right, but it probably won't happen.

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>>725238269
Sup Central American nigga
>Memphis tn checking in on ur weak ass thread nigga

>>725245179
>>725245399

I know. I'm kinda alike. Just wanted to have said so. Maybe at one point it has been said one too many times and actually works. Offto my fucking side job at the gas station now. Hang in there man.

>itt: my room mate is having a party but im too pussy to go out and socialise so ill wallow in my own sadness

Man, so many people have had it a million times worse than you and still manage to socialise. Stop being a pussy, go down there and have fun. You arent going to be the ultimate mack daddy pimp to start with but people are relatively forgiving socially (and if they aren't then you shouldn't be hanging with them) and it takes practice.

>>725245883
I still enjoy life and other people have it way worse than I do so there's that. Bye!

>>725246081
I'm not wallowing in sadness though

>>725238269
Go into the bathroom nearest wherever they're hanging out. Take a phone/handheld game console/laptop with you. Take the biggest, noisiest shit you possibly can, and stay in there farting for like an hour. Play videogames with the volume turned all the way up so they can hear the music when you're not farting shit. Then flush and go back upstairs like nothing happened.

>>725246386
I just pictured myself bringing down my tv and ps4 and them looking at me like "wtf"

>>725246440
Yes, do that. Wheel them both into the bathroom with you and take a monster shit.

>>725246167
pic related says different mate. You couldve posted anything in the world but your state of mind chose that image

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>>725246794
Just a random picture I had lol

>>725241980
Holy shit you're a faggot, OP.

/thread

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