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Story so far:
>be me 19
>little 13 year old bro asks me to take him to an anime con that was in town
>sure why not
>2hrs away
>$15 parking
>$30 admission per person
>Idonthavethatkindofmoney.mp4
>Listen to Pink Season in the car to keep my head on straight for what was about to unfold
>park in the Wendy's across the street because fuck parking fees
>See some land whales stumble over having green, blue, and pink hair respectively
A-anon...you think we are here?
>I'll let you connect the dots bud
>he takes an embarrassed look at the things walking by and swallows his pride as he gets out of the car and follows the smelly girl-nerds to the hotel
>follow the whales inside.
>one was actually a dude. They were dressed up in that sailor anime costume or some meme
>get inside
>call from our mom
Anon! I'm so happy that you took your little brother out today. Use my creditcard to get in, just tell me how much it is first, ok?
>its $60 total
Oh wow...can you do me a favor and stay there for a few hours with him? Thats a lot of money for what you guys are doing
>sigh as i set my alarm for 3.5 hours
>I need a drink already. Three dudes dressed as anime girls in heavy makeup start talking to my little brother.
>I counted, it was a ten minute conversation about dragonball z.
>cringy, but the kid seemed like he was having a blast. Though the autist talking to him seemed to be REALLY animate about this shit.
>he actually made weird hand jestures while they were talking, and they were pretending to do the fusion move with eachother
>K
>get to the counter to pay finally. A skinny girl with an uncomfortably bubbly personality greets my little brother with this:
ARE YOU READY FOR THE GREATEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE?
Little bro: yeah sure
OKAY
>I pay the gross amount of money and she puts the wristbands on us.
Continue?
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Cont/bump
Interesting cliff hanger
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This seems mildly interestind. Do continue
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intrigued
op quit being gay and just post the whole damn story in a whole block instead of making us wait for it
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Hurry up
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>>725208070
You apparently had like 4 hours of pure boredom and you couldn't use any of it to set up this post to be easily and quickly dumped onto /b/ like the pile of shit you are?
OP is a /f/aggot
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Keep going op, I wanna see how this spirals out of control.
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Cont OP, cont
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Oh boy
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Continue
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>Finally get inside to see all the vendors
>Gonna be honest. Most of these costumes sucked
>some were good though 1 out of every 10 were actually excellent
>Saw a female deadpool, that one dude form soul eater, some other bloody dude, and a little sister from bioshock
>others were fucking horrid
>Fat chicks playing homestuck characters, that one fox-red suited dude from an old anime inuyasha i think (i dont know neither do I fucking care) and another deadpool. Only he was a tard with a potato face and wore a bathrobe like in the end of the movie
>we get to one of the stands selling masks. not really interesting until you look to the stand next to it.
>weapons
>please no
>one kid in a fedora grabs a mini katana or some shit and starts slashing it quietly
>cuts himself
>FUCKING CUTS HIMSELF ON THE ARM
>tries to play it off like nothing happened
>puts the sword back and walks to find first aid.
>he actually bumped into me and now I have weeb blood on my new fucking shoes (Pic related)
>Quickly went from check, to check minus.
>do you guys ever watch those cringe comps on youtube? Im pretty sure ive seen all of them. but being in a LIVING cringe comp is something else.
Yes i know i should have had all of this typed up already. but im a huge faggot sorry. Working my ass off now to get the whole story out
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>>725208070
>Pink Season
Are you the 13 year old?
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>>725209561
>weeb blood on my shoes
you're livin the dream, buddiboi
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weeb blood
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skip all the faggy parts and go straight to the good part i dont need a fucking fairytale story i wanna hear about weebs getting BTFO or something fun
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>>725210007
Can't appreciate it without buildup
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>>725209561
Bump.
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>>725210007
>spaghetti falls out in the end
>end story
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>weeb blood
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>After that shit some medics and janitors come to the scene and try desperately to clean the blood out of the carpet
>my brother drags me over to another stand and wants standee of goku from dragonball
>before we left he gave me all of his money to hold. Im not a complete cunt so I gave him any amount he wanted from his little pile
>his complete haul was this: the standee ($15), one of the plastic figures with the oversized heads ($17) and an undertale plushie ($35).
>The vender for the sans toy asks my brother if he also wants a body pillow
>guys, he actually considered buying that thing
>not only do i now think my little brother is gay, but i am almost sure that he is turning into a huge weeb too
>"No thanks" I answered for him as we went to the next stand
"Anon. Why cant I get that?"
>because people only buy those to have pillow sex with them you idiot
>he gave me a look that could only be described as a mixture of disappointment and disgust
"Oh"
>he spent his last few dollars on those cookie sticks with the chocolate at the end
>pretty good, wont lie
continuing
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keep going faggot
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Keep going anon.
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>>725210865
your brother sounds like a good kid.
dorky, but a good kid
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>>725210865
> Pillow sex
The way you just nonchalantly tell him
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Gas your brother while he sleeps tonight.Make it look like he killed himself because he did everything on his sad weeb bucketlist,
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> we move over to a videogame room held in a ballroom like area
>hey...not bad
>They had an original smashbros tournament going on, along with the new one, and melee (cause fuck brawl i guess)
> they also had some other games running, one of which seemed to be a game that involved shooting girls with a heart gun so that they could fall in love with you, and another where you make that robot singer one dance.
>then someone brought a nintendo switch
>o fuk bro
>not gonna lie, ive been waiting to see one of those things in action
>the guy at the table was pretty nice. a fuckton less cringy than the rest of the weebs. can hold a conversation without having some kind of nervous twitch. He was dressed as a pokemon dude
>we played a few rounds of the minigames the switch had to offer. If I had more money, I might actually invest in one.
>in comes tard deadpool (the one in the bathrobe from earlier)
"eey you know you can play this one like this right?"
>he begins dryhumping the air
>All of my wat
>while dryhumping my fucking personal space, he utters
"Where are my chimmey changas, am i right ladies"
>Look to tard as I loose my winstreak in whatever switch game i was playing
>He is sweaty, i could see his dyed hair behind his crumpled up mask and he was mouth breathing right in my face
>I keep it cool for little bro and try to give out a light nervous chuckle
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>>725212153
wew.
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>>725212153
Shit this is getting good OP
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>>725212153
fuck im glad i waited for you
this shit is golden lmao
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>>725212153
Jesus christ, anon. Keep going
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>>725212153
keep going.
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hurry up faggot
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>>725212153
Keep going Op
Also, put me in the screencap
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Go on fagort I want to sleep
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>>725208070
Tldr go fuck yourself nigger
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This is beautiful
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>Tardpool shuffles a little closer and i can smell the fucking cheetos he must have consumed earlier among his other stenches
>I was actually not about to get kicked out for fighting a tard, and i wasn't going to ruin my brother's day either so i just ended up stopping what i was doing
>He touches my shoulder and points to the miniscreen about what is obviously happening. Im not a big guy on the whole touching thing. but I was not comfortable. I shoved this arm away and heard him make a weird yelp.
>I looked at him and saw that his spirit was fucking ruined. I felt pretty bad.
>I said sorry and gave him my half of the controller and walked away as he fucking sucked ass at whatever he decided to play.
>Little bro looks to classic smash torney
>His day, his rules. I sit by as he signs up.
>He played Luigi in a four person stock game
>It was his first time touching an N64 controller, was very surprised to find out that he was actually doing alright
>Kid's fucking 13 and he was actually beating one of the sweaty 30 yearolds who must have grown up with the game.
>He ends up in third place that game. Most of the time he was running away from the other dudes but it was whatever. Thats how little kids play smash i guess.
>I eat the rest of his cookie sticks (please tell me what they are called, im lazy and forgot)
>I look around and find that the other dude i was playing switch with was actually also having a problem with Tardpool
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>>725213342
Yep, I'm out.
OP is a faggot that's taking too long
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Come on OP, my dick can't get hard so much time
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>>725213372
Pretty sure you were eating pocky. Those things are the shit.
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>>725213372
Called Pocky
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>>725213372
the cookie sticks are called pocky.
Do I regret knowing that? Yes.
Are they good as fuck? Hell yes.
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Your bro has definitely caught the weeaboo virus. It may not seem bad now, but it only worsens with time
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>>725213372
Cmon nigger, gib story
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>>725213372
OP did you fight a tard dude
lmao
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god what a shit story. your story is shit op. faggot
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>>725212153
That middle game sounds like Gal Gun: Double Peace. Good for fapping if you are into that sort of thing.
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>>725213664
your the faggot i thoroughly enjoyed so far
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I'm waiting for some older guy to start hitting on his bro. succesfully
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>>725213654
I'm praying that he fucked up a tard lmao
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>>725213664
What are you? 12? Fuck out of here cuck boy
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>>725209886
who is this I know someone that looks very similar and this is hilarious
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>>725213372
Cmon Op
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>>725213679
at least he's trying to be entertaining, you waste of oxygen
>>725213765
Still not sure if tardstory or brotherly faggotry
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>>725208070
>ARE YOU READY FOR THE GREATEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE?
Such a fake and desperate cry for attention this topic is.
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>>725213664
What are you an angry weeb hating on op? Muh animes
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>>725213790
>lowkey i am too
please go on OP, you tell a hell uva story
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>>725213873
Both at the same time
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>>725213902
mad because he has a good story fake or not kys faggot nigger lover
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>>725213819
dude's a badass
look at this
do you anyone who can rock these tights like that?
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>>725214071
wait, thats a picture without tights
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>>725213372
Hope Brendaniel reads these for Youtube, just to hear him say "Tardpool"
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OP stop samefagging trying to protect yourself and finish your story nigger damn. I need my sleep breh
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>>725214177
dude stop complaining and go to bed if its that big of a deal
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Owo
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>>725214116
those arent tights lol. looks more like something some amish fucker would wear.
not really the same thing but look up leiderhousen, its those leather pants that bavarians wear to oktoberfest and they are fucking bitchin
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>>725210865
they are called pocky m8
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"dude get the fuck off of me, you creep!"
>Poke bro shoves Tardpool hard to the ground
>Whole room goes silent
>Tardpool gets up and throws his controller at pokebro
>He then takes one of his plastic swords and gets ready to wack him with it
>poke bro takes off his fingerless blue gloves and gets ready to clobber the kid's teeth in
>I start eating the Pokey (thanks i forgot what it was called) till its gone
>Tardpool slashes the kids glasses off
>Pokebro starts tearing up a bit but punches the tard's lights out in one punch.
>shit you not, the tard was out for good
>pokefreak gets on the ground and continues punching tardpool while he was probably unconscious
>two security guards have to take the pokefreak out of the scene. The kid was actually kinda small so one of the tall bouncers gave him a bearhug and picked him up.
>still in a fury, the kid was kicking and screeming while being lifted up like an angry toddler
Im typing as fast as i can, im sorry everyone
>>725214170 I also wish this. love that guy.
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>>725214237
But I'm invested now dammit
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>>725213372
>Tardpool
This story will go down in 4chan history as
>The Story of Tarpool
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>>725214392
the white parts are tights tho
and im aware
dude's a German (I think Bavarian) folk musician
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im guessing switch kid and tardpool go at it, you break it up, tard pool flips out, you restrain him, brother is confused, you get beat up by tardpool's wrangler and arrested
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>>725214458
then shut the fuck up?
>>725214170
hahah wow brendaniel is the shitt
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is OP kill
?
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>>725214448
good so far, are we getting a grand finale or is this it?
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>>725214698
read the end, dude said hes typing it as fast as he can
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This story is so fucking beautiful do not stop OP!!!
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>>725214448
Niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
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there is a bit more. sorry it is taking so long. i really should have typed it all out beforehand. Trying to recapture the whole thing for you guys the best i can
>>725214698
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>>725214071
that double chin is disgusting. Please post the other 3 you have though.
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>>725214843
dont worry about it and thanks for sharing
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>>725214613
Nah, I'm just going to continue to moan and pout, thanks for the suggestion though man
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>>725214536
>the white parts are tights
Technically not tights, but medieval hose.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hose_(clothing)
The British have similar style clothing that they wear during Morris Dancing (Aye shitteth ye not!), but not being quite as faggotty as the Fritzlings they tend to wear knee high rugby or hiking socks.
Still pretty faggotty though.
http://cdn.skim.gs/image/upload/v1456342206/msi/morris-dancers-england_aist2b.jpg
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>>725214931
sure thing bud
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>>725215056
the more you know
and i think the dude's hilarious
he's dead serious about it though
that's what makes it even better
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Anyone got any interesting animal facts whilst we wait?
>Rats can tread water for three days
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OP IS ALWAYS A MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>725214553
>tardpool's wrangler
The best combination of words ever besides President Trump
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>>725214366
Fuck off massposter
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this concludes my herzbubn folder, sadly
ill have to hunt for more some time
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>>725215276
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift from one another
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>>725209561
You look fat
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>>725215309
>you must be new here
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>>725215276
Soft shell turtles are ugly
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>>725214843
hurry the fuck up, bitch.
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>>725215406
I've read plenty of tard stories, faggot.
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Not sure why you'd tell a fake story that makes you sound like such a clueless normie, but enjoy your thread OP.
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>>725215510
I bet your life is one
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>>725215392
Houseflies hum in the key of F
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>>725215566
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>>725215467
Like you have anywhere special too be, Take your time OP.
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>>725215566
A group of owls is called a Parliament
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>>725215565
Well I am on /b/ instead of sleeping right now.. so yeah, not far off.
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worst story ever
everybody fucking hates you op
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somone screnncrap this
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hurry the fuck up
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>>725215677
a group of parliment is called owls
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>>725215714
can u stop being a fucking faggot
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>a battered tardpool is dragged out of the room by some fat homestuck girls.
>Little bro is shook
>Poor bastard just wanted a fun day out with his older brother before he went back to college
> Play him at smash a few times. I actually got beaten by him. Ive held a N64 controller like three other times in my life, But it the kid killed me.
>he seems disappointed like i let him win. Truth is i am ass at almost every vidya i play
>we play a few of the other games that we could actually recognize while the crowd kinda asks settles down from the showdown that took place.
"Hey anon, can we go and check out the panel thats happening right now? I heard there was going to be some voice actors that were going to be appearing"
>sure buddy
>we wait in line to get a seat at the panel
>starts off pretty well
>dudes answer questions about the voice acting process and such
>nice guys
>then a superweeb gets to the mic
>also seemed a bit off
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>>725215565
#rekt
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>>725215784
Not really
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>>725215796
>fuuuuuuuck OP i need moar!
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>>725215635
I'm an on-call physician, I probably make more in a day then you make in 2 months.
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>>725215677
The average humpback whales penis size is ten feet long, one foot wide
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>>725215677
Gentoo penguins propose to their lifemates with a pebble
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fuck this i'm out abandon thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>725215889
Who?
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>>725215918
Then click the "Auto" button and leave the computer, and come back and read the story later.
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>>725215056
>The British
*the english
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>>725215958
licherally nobody cares, kid
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>>725215976
some cosplaying attention whore
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>>725215918
lol lying on 4chan, really?
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It's 5:14 here... next time prepare greentext before posting it here faggot
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>>725215796
Op pls
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>>725215939
My nigga some backup, I like your style.
>>725215945
Seahorses hold tails with their lifemates when travelling
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>>725216000
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>>725216012
Hes right though, this thread is garbage. Story isn't going anywhere.
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>>725212153
How dare you not say the meme.
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>>725216146
Goats have regional accents
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>>725216209
dont interrupt my dump, buddiboi
ill cutya
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>>725216146
The venom of a platypus may be able to help cure diabetes
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God damn it hurry up with this shit.
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God dammit OP, hurry the fuck up
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bump for tard
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This better end with gay sex with your little brother.
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>>725216132
Petite as fuck, gigantic tits. 10/10 would breed multiple times!
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dont worry anon. im not hating
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>>725215987
I have a surgery in 20 minutes, how am I supposed preform a hysterectomy properly when my focus is preoccupied because I didnt know how this green text story ended?
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>>725216278
Seriously?
I have to look this up on Youtube.
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>2 hours later
Still no conclusion
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>>725216303
I blinked just then
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>>725216299
U FOKIN WOT M8
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>>725216132
Where can I find moar?
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>>725216375
CLICK 'AUTO'
LEAVE
>>725216375
????PROFIT????
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>>725216375
just get a corkscrew twist and pull, how hard can it be?
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>>725216436
use goggle
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>>725209779
danm
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>>725216299
Wasn't this girl named crazy rugrats girl or something?
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>>725216417
>hairy nips
nice
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>>725216348
I'm watching White Rabbit Project on tv and lurking /b/. This pic and Kari Byron on TV, now I have to fap.
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>>725216375
Then you cut the jugular, say there's nothing you could have done, and come back to the thread. Problem solved.
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>did you guys see that one cringe comp of the kids at the minecon panel? He asked a question along the lines of
"how does mental disability play into the voice acting process?"
>the dude kinda eyes him up and down and goes
"It doesnt"
>Superweebdispleased.waam
"but i thought that *insert anime character name here* was autistic!"
>the panel guy seems a bit offended by this
"no..he isnt"
"but what about that one time when he *ramble ramble ramble waste of time ramble*"
>The dude on the panel actually just sits down and pulls out his phone on the kid while he was still rambleing on about nothing
>he simply replies
"No"
>then the kid stormed out of the room (we could all hear him tear up a bit)
One more small event then we went home, last time im gonna say it, but i am so sorry for not typing it all out before hand. I am so happy most of you seem invested
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>>725216303
A male lion will lose its mane and appear distinctly feminine if fixed
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>>725216303
The eyes of reindeer turn blue in winter to help them see at lower light levels
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>>725216580
MODS MODS MODS
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>>725216607
That's... that's it?
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>>725216607
DO EET FAGGOT
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>>725216580
Reported.
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>>725216607
yo take your time man and make this story good all the way through
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>>725216546
sorry bud, i have no idea
>>725216607
thanks for trying, what a shitty end, though
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>>725216607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l8sroTeQ84
related
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>>725216607
Just don't forget echidnas have four heads on their penis!
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>>725216000
>*the english
Nice digits.
...but no. Not just the English as it didn't actually originate in England, but came from Europe in the early modern period (i.e. sometime after 1485)
There is a group near me in Banchory, Scotland known as the Banchory Morris Dancers, but I think they are the last group left in Scotland.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01rj50t
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>>725214477
no it wont, shut the fuck up
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>>725216451
What part of being unable to focus because of unfinished story=dead patient don't you understand?
>>725216483
>>725216575
I cant pull a stunt like that again or else the medical board might get suspicious
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>>725216806
I stand corrected, sir.
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WHAT KINDA OF FAGGOT ASS SHIT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!
FAGS
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>>725216787
Vultures can projectile vomit the entire contents of their stomach if threatened.
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>>725216914
*<:o)
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>>725216755
Well shit.
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>>725216607
did you anal rape your bro though
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Am dissapoint, as always, op is fag.
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>>725216976
There's a type of fish, the Climbing Gourami, that can flop around on land for a while.
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>>725216607
I'd give it a solid 7/10. Keked a little.
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>>725216607
C'mon OP!
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>>725217055
The hagfish can turn several inches of surrounding water into an insulating slime in a matter of seconds.
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you're a good brother OP
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>>725217055
The internet isn't vegan.
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>>725208070
This amazing story will be narrated and pushed out as "The Legend of Tardpool" on Monday afternoon
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You can do it op
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>>725217129
All bees are gay, and if you have a problem with that you need to get over it.
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>>725215343
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>>725217202
Maybe if we all believe hard enough...
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>>725216765
wew lad
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>>725217213
but are all gays bee, didnt think of that did you
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>>725214448
Tardpool hahahahaha
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Well this story fucking sucked, damn my curiosity.
Thankyou to my boy >>725217129 for backing me up with the animal facts, rest easy
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>>725217213
What about Barry Benson though, he has a bitch
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>>725216607
I don't even go outside so I appreciate this humorous turn of events lmao.
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OC stories are where it's at. Thx OP
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>>725216580
404 post again?
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I'm betting 2 rare pepes that the twist will be pic related
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>>725216667
What was it?
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>>725217530
A girl that could have been like 17 and 11 months and an overzealous mod.
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>>725209155
Leave /f/ out of this we did nothing wrong.
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>>725217637
some 8 foot tall reptilian teen girl
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>>725217666
Satan has spoken, /f/ is now hell.
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Faster OP, Faster!!!
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>>725217434
No prob, Bob.
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>we leave the panel and my alarm telling me it was time to leave went off
>Lil bro looks up at me kinda relieved that the event was over for us
>we actually had'nt eaten all day, and it was around 6pm.
>I told him that id treat him to Mcdonalds.
> as we leave we see Tardpool limp away to his parents car and pokefreak crying in front with the security guards breathing down his neck
>We get in the car and drive off to the fast food restaurant down the road
>Little background of the area: We live in florida this event was not in a very good part either
(assuming there are any good parts of florida, lel)
>I get out of the car to a ghetto Mccy D's
>we enter to see some weebs in the front complaining about their order
>I listen in while I get a meal for my bro and I
"Look lady, I ordered a large bigmac and without cheese and lettuce, Why did you put it in anyway?"
>ratchet retorts
"do not point yo mothafukin finger at me bo. You best stop yell'in or imma smack the fuck outa that sandwich right heer"
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>>725217955
>lel
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>>725218029
Joke's on you, my board fried last month!
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>>725218029
this is original
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>>725217955
sounds like you guys had an amazing time, watching a tard fight much of been fun, you should of video tapped it.
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>>725217955
Is that it OP?
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>>725218029
niggerfaggot
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>>725217955
thanks for the story OP, interesting for sure
I went to BlizzCon this past year and wew....i was pretty taken aback at some of the people/shit I saw in there. I am pretty normie but i watch some anime and play hearthstone mostly, but the level of weeb and beta in that convention was incredible if i were to use a word to sum it all up
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>>725217955
what part 0 floida?
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>>725218029
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooothanks
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>>725217955
We were warned...
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>>725218029
>
fuck you
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>>725218029
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Is that it? I'm not sure if I can cum to this. I've been edging the whole time stroking my cock and imagining your little bro but now I just got limp.
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>>725217955
>smack the fuck outa that sandwich right heer
aw dont smack the sandwich, it didnt do anything wrong
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>>725217955
More OP
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the story was pretty cool. you're a solid bro for making sure your lil brother got to go to a con. Plus there was some tits, 9/10 good thread
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>>725217955
Wyndham?
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>>725218190
Really? I made it like 1-2 months ago. Seen it around like 3-4 times within then and now.
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>>725218330
Don't remind me of that INFAMOUS hacker 4chan!
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>>725218029
wow alright, i just built a new computer a few months ago so i aint riskin it.
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>>725218029
I already did.
And bump for the anon to continue the fucking story.
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>>725218029
fugg
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>>725218029
u faggot
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>>725218029
fuck he really can hurt me in other ways.
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>>725218284
>what part 0 floida?
I'm guessing Jacksonville or some other nigger infested shithole.
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>>725218366
wow samefagging this hard op?
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>>725218400
Pic unrelated?
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>>725218400
yeah, never seen it before.
nice dubs btw
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>>725208070
>asshole is unable to enjoy his brother having fun because he doesn't happen to be into what his brother is
I don't like world of warcraft but I still had a blast taking my little brother to blizcon. You've gotta enjoy life bro
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>mfw OP's story
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>>725216546
Who is this Thicc Bicch???
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kys op
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>>725218525
The jelly beans are unrelated, yes.
>On a side note, try stealing from a convention.
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>>725218721
I thought so. Thanks.
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>I feel little bro grab the back of my shirt
>order to-go so we dont have to stay much longer
>argument continues on with some childish namecalling, then suddenly the weeb utters
"...nigga"
>food comes out just in time for the ratchet to grab the kid's burger and toss it in the fryer
>Little bro isnt pleased and starts pulling on my shirt to get out
>Weeb looks shocked and goes back to his seat quickly to scoop up his things and run out the door
"say it to ma face next time NIGGUUHH!"
> tosses off her cap and leaves through the opposite door
>little bro and I stumble outside and head to the car.
>The day seemed like a bust, but Little bro seemed happy enough
>Did you have fun bud?
"...Yeah"
>the car ride was silent for a bit, then he finally asked
"Did we really, like...watch two kids have an anime battle?"
>he started to laugh and then asked
"when is that going on mojo dot com's top ten?"
>he mis-said watchmojo but i got the joke
Was there a moral? Nah. I just hate Florida creeps and love my little bro. Thanks for tuning in. I can answer those questions you guys were asking earlier if you want
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Hurry op I'm losing my boner
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>>725219028
First
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>>725215934
Name?
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>>725219028
you seem like a nice big brother.
story was funny too, nice.
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>>725219028
That was a surprisingly nice story, thanks for sharing OP
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>>725210865
Kinda feel bad for your little brother because you're blue balling him at anything he'd like to try out.
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>>725218029
Anything but that
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>>725219189
weeb
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>>725219028
bravo
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>>725219028
Thanks for the bedtime story, Anon.
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dam son
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>>725219028
You're a good big bro, I wish I could see my little brother more often but im far out of state so :/
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>>725219189
How so?
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>>725209561
lol blood dries brown, that doesnt seem like blood desu
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>>725218029
Fag
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>>725219028
Good story, OP. I never had a brother, but seems like you're doing it right. Save yourself a copy of what you wrote, that's a day you'll want to remember when you're old.
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>>725209561
oh no, not your brand new $15 faggot shoes!
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>>725218029
EVERY DAMN TIME
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>>725219028
>
did you buttfuck your lil bro though
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>>725219552
We went from a family bonding story to a
>family bonding story
real quick, huh?
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Kinda sad it's over though...
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>>725210865
almost sure your little brother is turning into a weeb?
what part of going to an anime convention gave you that idea?
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Well, I'm out.
PEACE!
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>>725215918
go to bed, those injured dudes need ya
>>725216265
Yeah you caught me. extra points to you
>>725216765
Yes exactly that
>>725216787
Dude I looked that up once, it was fucking knarly
>>725217016
nah
>>725217058
Glad, thanks for sticking around
>>725217173
good name
>>725217131
Thanks anon
>>725217434
sorry
>>725218029
meme
>>725218199
honestly happened too fast, wish i could open my phone fast enough
>>725218239
I feel, its alright to like anime, just dont be a fucking loon and you're all good in my book
>>725218284
>>725218399
I live in orlando, con was somewhere north
>>725218541
I tried my best. Smash and the switch was pretty fun tbh
>>725218551
Pretty much
>>725219127
Thanks
>>725219189
What? the body pillow? Sorry my little bro is not gonna be a 60 year old virgin
>>725219336
I feel
>>725219488
Will do brah
>>725219500
Sorry im a poor college fag
>>725219552
nah again
>>725219676
I didnt really care, i just wanted to align myself with his interests
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>>725220000
HOLY SHIT I GOT QUADS GUYS!
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Good story OP
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>>725220044
those trip dubs ain't bad either
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>>725220074
no it wasn't
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>>725220000
Nice digits bro.
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>>725220151
I liked it.
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>>725220000
niiiice
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>>725219028
8/10, would read again.
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>>725220000
What a great way to finish your thread OP
QUADS
U
A
D
S
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>>725220044
why am i not surprised the faggot that makes up a painfully fake story also gets his dick hard about "LE DUBS XD"
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>>725218029
whoa there
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>>725208070
great story, OP.
someone archive this, its a heartwarming story.
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>>725220590
>why am i not surprised the faggot that makes up a painfully fake story also gets his dick hard about "LE DUBS XD"
Quads dude. Fucking QUADS!
I will never not get excited by FUCKING QUADS!
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>>725220044
And double dubs. Kek has blessed you.
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>>725220877
>And double dubs. Kek has blessed you.
Triple Dubs cunty...
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>>725218029
already had my psu almost burn my house down, damn well not gonna have that shit happen again
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>>725214366
this tbh
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>>725214448
you type like what, 5 wpm? Jesus Christ dude.
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Thanks guys. Had fun making this thread. Night
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>>725219028
good story, really thankful that you didn't turn to look at your brother in the car seat, and he ended up being a 500ft tall giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, asking for about tree fiddy.
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>>725221884
>Thanks guys. Had fun making this thread. Night
It's just after lunchtime dude.
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>>725208070
Good read OP, thanks for sharing. Had a good laugh at tardpool.
Have a good night.
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