State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start: >Chef

>Bagger at grocery store
>$8.75/hourly
>16 years old

>President of the United States of America
>$1/year
>70 years old

>>General Civil Labourer
>>$27.43/h
>>feels good man

>>725199298
damn. you got a raise from 8.75/hr. nice

>>Team Leader at Whataburger
>>$12.55/hourly
>>18 years old

>>725199298
>>>Team Leader at Whataburger
>>>$12.55/hourly
>>>18 years old

Kill yourself nigger

>>725199298
Why have you not set yourself on fire yet?

>>725201144
>easy job
>free food
>not obsessed money cuck jew

>Head Chef at Taco Bell
>$8.42 hourly
>44 years old

>>725199298


>>free food

Its not food.

>>725199298
>BIOS engineer
>65k/year
>26

>>725199298

>OP
>Professional faggot: I shitpost this thread every single fucking day
>Free
>37 years old and still live with mom

>>725201025
>Replies to OP
>Quotes different anon

Newfag spotted

>>725201300
More like head giving chef

>pawnbroker/sales associate
>24
>11.50/hr + commission

Made more doing customer service at a large car dealer but this job stays interesting.

>>725201481
Autistic faggot too

>>725201498
Yea, but did you die?

>>725199298
>Chef at Wendy's
>Chef
>Wendy's

>Chef

Don't worry guys, some day hopefully soon, this deluded faggot will have a heart attack

>Professional cucker
>100,000 whiteboy tears a month
>22

>IT broker for small company
>$14/hr plus commission (about $1k each month)
>22 years old

>>725199298
>>Professional cucker
>>100,000 whiteboy tears a month
>>22

KEK

Security director 240k per year usd

>>725199298
Loli time http://streamboobs.com

>>725201495
You wouldn't last a day in my kitchen.

>>Foreman at a vineyard
>> $16.50/hour
>>26

>>725199298
>State you're job
>You are job
>You are
>Job

>Wendy's chef
>Wendy's
>Chef

WHGGGEHHEHEHEEEEEZEE

AYY LMAO

>>725201875
That's because your fatass eats your coworkers too.

3rd shift stocker at walmart
$10.70/hourly
26 years old

>>725199298
>3rd shift stocker at walmart
>$10.70/hourly
>26 years old

Ever "misplace" anything while stocking?

>>725202436
No.

>Plumber
>$11 per hour
>42

>>725199298
>backpage gay male hooker
>$200 hour
>25 years old

Inventory Technician Specialist at Home Depot
$11.40/hourly
25 years old

>>725202513
With your salary there should be some perks.

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>>725199298
>VFX compositor
>1000€/Month
>24 years old

>store manager at a major parts store
>$47,500/year + bonuses
>23 years old

IT Contractor
$13 per hour
24 years old

>>725202593
Thousand fake monies per month?

>>725202436
i used to work at a place where people would steal literally thousands in stuff a month

>>725202694
They expect some shrinkage

>>725202694
Back when OxyContin first came out this guy worked part time as a manager at CVS and they would just throw away all expired pills, or at least it wasn't checked like they are now. He would sell them for pure profit holy shit people pay so much for those stupid things.

>>725202528
>Thousand fake monies per month
are you from Spain?

>>forklift operator
>>$14hr
>>22

The problem you all have is your lack of diversity...
>Sales manager at an IT company
>Small business owner - resales
>Stock Trader
>Owner of 4 investment properties
>circa $300,000 Per year
>30 years old
AMA

>>725202802
Are you autistic?

>Professional /b/ shitposter
>$2,200 neetbux a month
>32

>>725202801
years ago i remember 1 80mg pill selling for $40

>>725202802
I'm American

>>725202954
Things change retard

Aquatic Instructor at therapeutic pool, clerk at record store, care provider for man with autism
$13,10,& 15 respectively
19 years old

>>725199298
>>>725202802
>I'm American

Translation: I don't know anything about other cultures.

>Professional Trump protestor
>$10,000 Sorosbux a protest
>35

>>725203090
You wouldnt say that to my face and you cant do my job, stupid moron! Dont call me a retard again or i will fuck you up seriously

>>725202837
Why would we ask us anything.. you just told us everything.
I guess I can try. What did you have for dinner?

>>725199298
>>>725203090
>You wouldnt say that to my face and you cant do my job, stupid moron! Dont call me a retard again or i will fuck you up seriously

Shut up, NEET

>Professional African cum spurter into white females
>100 white women bred a month
>21

>>725203268
Why would i want to? You jealous of the good money I make?

>>725203876
Pics or it didn't happen

>>725203900
You don't make money.
You make burgers.

>>725203876
I've always wanted my wife to get pregnant by a black man and carry his child while I stay locked in a spiked cock cage

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>Bartender at multiple restaurants and a hotel
>after tips roughly 75 dollars an hour at all establishments combined avg. 20 hours a week.
>29, male

That's 76,000 dollars a year
>mfw no high school diploma and no GED

>>725199298
>>>725203876
>I've always wanted my wife to get pregnant by a black man and carry his child while I stay locked in a spiked cock cage

Why do you have a wife?
Those are useless

>>725203989
I make fast good cash sucking dick and taking it up the ass. I have a nice home and fancy car.

OP
>you're job
>37 working in fast food

well, it makes sense at least

>>725199298
>>Bartender at multiple restaurants and a hotel
>>after tips roughly 75 dollars an hour at all establishments combined avg. 20 hours a week.
>>29, male
>
>That's 76,000 dollars a year
>>mfw no high school diploma and no GED

Translation: gives free handjobs in fagbars

>>725204234
Sincerely kys caption McCuntface

>>725204234
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

>>725204318
Kindly film a demonstration video and post it for us.

>>725199298
>Cashier/Stock at a local drug store
>$8.50/Hour
>20 years old

>package handler
>$17.50/hr
>23

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>>725204380
Triggered.
Go back to tumblr, snowflake

>>725204516
Handle my package with your tongue

>>725199298
>>package handler
>>$17.50/hr
>>23

That's the going rate for male prostitutes?

>Sonographer
>$24/hr
>20 years old

>>725204653
No $200 hour as said above.

>>725199298
>$8.75
>fruit polisher at grocery store
>43

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>>725204553
>Using snowflake unironically

Shitkicker detected

>>725204653
>>725204634

I literally just move boxes around

>>725204704
Autism detected

>>725199298
>>>725204653
>>>725204634
>
>I literally just move boxes around

Sure, we believe you, kid

>>725199298
>Crew Member at McDonalds
>$8.50/hr
>18 years old

>>725204765
Butthurt tumblrina detected

>>725203701
hey man fuck you...

>>725204954
Go cry about 15 an hour elsewhere snowflake

>>725204954
>crew member
>crew

KEK

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>>725204981
You're missing the NASCAR race, Billy Ray.

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Developer at Toptal
32 years old
40$/hour (when there's work)

Pic unrelated

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>>725199298
>>>725203701
>hey man fuck you...

No.
Fuck you.

>Working as lead developer for rhein metal defence
>€51,33/hour
>21 years old

>>725199789
Hail to the Emperor!

>>725199298
Straight male pornstar
$200/a scene
28

>>725204765
>tumblr nigger trying to take control of the word "snowflake"

kek special snowflake tears

>>725205167
Why do you reply to yourself instead of me? You are the kid with some trouble. Atleast you seem like a troubled person.

>>725199298
>>>725204981
>You're missing the NASCAR race, Billy Ray.

Butthurt newfag are so cute

>>725201614
fucking newfag missed the old meme.
fucking newfag.

>>725205070
>NASCAR
Kys.

>Stock Broker
>40$/hour
>22

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>>725201280
>he thinks minimum wage isn't the ultimate cuck

>>725205213
Why straight when gay is so much more fun

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>>725205224
That word is the cringiest redneck faggot shit haha

>>725205427
Or maybe some people just don't give a fuck? You ever thought of that?

Industrial automation engineer
72k$/year + 9% into my retirement fund
35 years old

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>>725205262
KEK.
More tears.

Man-whore
22
Midget

I hated being a midget when I was younger, but now that I need to make money I really do appreciate it. You'd be surprised at how successful some fucked up people become, and how much money they are willing to pay for someone to play to their shota fetish.

>>725205180
No way you have that much in Europe.

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>>725205278
>Newfag

I've been here before I spurted my seed into your mother and created you, young boy.

>>725205180
Side fact: Dont get an gf kiddos so you have time for college and get later all the grills

>>725199298
>trucker
>3,000 a week
>33 y/o

>>725205605
I do

>>725205655
You don't make 3k a week driving fucking truck. Kys, cuck.

>>725205400
Aww did your favowite sport get made fun of lil faggot?

Who is the snowflake now?

>>725205562
>>725205562
Keep saying that but i know you are just trying to redeem yourself infront of your friends here, bitch

You wouldnt say any of this infront of me because you know i would kick your ass kid

Help desk analysts
$14/hr
29

Just recently changed careers.

>>725201300
>chef

>>725199298
>Porn Star
>$69 an hour
>18 years old

>>can't define what my job is, i just do all kinds of shit for a huge family conglomerate
>>$101K a year to stay under the foreign tax exemption limit
>>34 yrs old

>>725205755

Maybe he drives for a cartel.

>>725205655
I'm tired of you people killing innocent people on our interstates.

>>725199298
>you'RE job
>chef at Wendy's
kek

>>725205859
Nice lies

Chef at local restaurant
$10/hr
19

>>725205957
you're welcome. life is good.

>>725199298
>unemployed going on 15 months
>eating up my retirement accounts
>54 yo

>Professional nigger hunter
>100 nigger pelts a season
>35

>>725205640
You shoot blanks.

>>725206426
How much do you have left?

>>725206397
>I'm desperately trying to compensate for my shitty min. wage trailer cretin life

FTFY

>>725205795
Stale pasta is stale

>>725199298

25
Arbys
7.90/hr

>>725206509
Nah, you're my son, young boy.

>>725206636

If quads ill make 10/hr by wednesday

>>725206565
i've done the "shitty min. wage trailer cretin life" back in my college years. i don't miss it for even one second.

>Senior Executive Chef
>Pizza Hut
>$5.35/hr

>>725202351
Ayyy muh fellow O/N slave

I got terminated for gross misconduct, So much better retailers out there though.

NEVER got the chance to get to 10.50, Never had time to finish pathways was on 5 months

>>725202436
le plug!

Delivery Driver
$24/Hr
26

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>garbage/b/ro
>21/hr
>24

>>725206865
what is gross misconduct?

>>725206970
Can you tell me about this? Am kind of curious about it.

> administrative assistant
> $20/hour
> 53 yo
supporting 3 kids and benefits are shit

>>725207041
>get cdl
>get job
>drive truck
>use robot arm to pick up garbage
>...
>profit

>>725207222
thanks man

>>725207222
Nice trips

>>725206996
It can range from physical fighting, sexual contact, verbal fighting, and some other shit. Mine was verbal swearing on the sales floor. Fuck walmart, they let people who hit others dont get fired nd also cuss stay. but le favoritism

>>725207166
You're dying a slow death.
You deserve it.

>>725205490
Cuz I'm not a faggot

>>725199630
>not banned for this
/b/ is dead :)

>>725207501
Why the fuck do you say they deserve it...?

>>725207460
What were you swearing about?

>>725207607
You must be new here.

>>725208010
Even if that is the case, are you going to answer the question? or not?

>>725199298
congrats on the raise /b/ro

>>725208089
Newfag detected

>>725208390
What about it?

>>725208460
Lurk moar

>railroad worker
>$31.16 an hour
Some years when overtime is plentiful i make over $100000 a year

>>725208836
Enjoy having your job become automated leaving you unemployed.

>>725199298
>garbage truck technician
>$ 20/ hour + free lunch
> 18 years old

>working in fast food
>Using the title chef

Fuck off

>Union Line Cook on Las Vegas
>$22.50/hour
>27 years old

Seriously I worked in fast food for like half a year while apprenticing under a decent chef before I got my first culinary union job washing dishes for $16.50/hr

>>725208963
That's what unions are for my friend

>>725209043
>washing dishes
Don't they have fucking dish washers in these places?

>>725199298
>>Pretty average pay for a bartender in Vegas actually.

>Backend developer
>900€ / month
>22 years old

I work full time and get paid a joke, but it's "nice" for the country I live in

>>725209188
Not in a real kitchen. Automatic dishwashers do shit jobs and are slow as fuck.

>>725209309
Pretend monies isn't nice

>>725202525
No way.... where the fuck do you work?
>Tin Knocker
>45$ an hour
>24

I think some of the plumbers on our job site get 60 an hour

Controller at a big bank, 112500 a yeah and small bonus if that. 33 years old

>>725209395
True. they are slow as fuck.

-Front End Supervisor
-Roughly 30K a year or 14 an hour
-24

>>725209582
So is your autistic ass, faggot

>>725209659
I actually went to get tested. They said I wasn't autistic, faggot.

>>725203090
What the fuck are you even implying?

>>725209936
You're kinda stupid

>>725209936
Time changes, so does the price of pills.

>>725209902
They lied to you

>>725210121
Even if that is the case, there's nothing wrong with being autistic.

>>725204500
Ayy same everything