Alright guys, fleshlight thread. Considering getting a fleshlight

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>>725196377
Tenga Flip Hole Black, some say it's too intense for them, but I loe it.

>>725196377
>>725196675

Get a Tenga flip hole, it will change your life.

>>725196675
these things are so much easier to clean. Fleshlights are a huge pain to clean and susceptible to mold.

>>725197631
How much are they?

>>725196377
Make sure you put batteries in it

>>725198021
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tenga+flip+hole

>>725196675
lol why pay 65 bucks for that when I can just use a pringles can, a towel. and a plastic bag

How long of a dick do you need for these things? A lot of them seem like they have the fun bits way in the back.

I prefer the Blendtec ones, some say it's too intense for them, but I love it.

>>725198445
god, love it

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>>725198784
This is the one I have.

>>725198526
Sure buddy, sure.
Using this thing in the shower (with a buttplug up my arse) gave me the biggest orgasm yet.

>>725198937
lol i could use my hand and feel just as good and almost no clean up stay mad, stay retarded

>>725199121
No, I've used my hand for years. I swear this thing is of a very different caliber.

the Tenga Flip Hole Black
look kinda small..

is 20 cm dick will have problem with it?

>What do you /b/ros recommend?
Get the Stoya Destroya, it's fucking epic.

>fleshlight.sjv.io/c/331325/302851/4702

>>725199307
I think you wouldn't get that whole thing in there.
If that's a problem for you is your choice.
Why does everyone around here seem to have such gigantic cocks, damn.

>>725199600
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>725199731
gotcha!

>>725199307
Bumping. Im about the same size
- OP

>>725196377
The flesh girls modeled after porn stars aren't too bad. Get a usb warmer, less mess compared to soaking it in hot water.

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Jesus Fucking Christ get a girlfriend and use her REAL vagina

>>725196377
got sauce for that photo?
This is my fetish.

>>725199575
i have this one as well. would buy again in a heartbeat/10.

>>725196675
I've heard good things about the Cobra libre as well. Basically a $200 Hitachi for your dick. Supposedly one of the best male masturbators on the market. Anyone confirm?

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>>725196377
I recommend getting a woman with a hole.

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>>725200189
This, or a man.

>>725196377
Tenga spiral

>>725200482
This made me repulsed and aroused at the same time. DAMN YOU

>>725200261
Google my friend

>>725200482
Why the fuck do big clits look more and more like dicks as they get bigger?? This is really fucking w me

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>>725200482

>>725200843
because essentially they are

>>725200843
Testosterone for the most part. It happens to female bodybuilders that use steroids.

>>725200482
Wat

>>725196675
Tenga flip holes aren't made of medical grade silicon, they are made of shitty TPE material which has a lot of additives.

Get a sex toy made of real, medical grade silicon like a Fleshlight.

>>725200368
just looked it up, found it for $130, tempted to buy one now

>>725199575
Got that one as well, I'd use it more but is honestly annoying af to clean. I turn mine inside out and clean it up then give a quick rinse with iso.

>>725198526
you got it all figured out, man.

>>725200189
y tho

>>725200482
Id suck on that for hours

>>725198445
gets me every time

>>725201350
Nice. I think there may be a 2nd gen now too. Maybe that's a 1st gen. I just like the fact that it's not a stroker and essentially the first ever "vibrator" for a guy.

>>725200843
>not understanding basic biology

>penis + ballsack
>clit + ovaries

a small penis and an inside-out ballsack are what a clit and ovaries are, respectively. they start off as basically the same thing, except men and women have slightly different ways of developing those parts

when doctors do sex changes, that's basically what they do - turn those things into each other

So Ive narrowed it down to the destroya and the heavenly skins any comments on one or the other? -OP

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Get this one from Bad Dragon

>>725202411
>canine vagina
Mmmhmm

>>725199575
+1 can't go wrong with this.

>>725202411
Fucking freaks.

>>725201863
You know the "for hours" part always comes off as super fucking creepy, right?

>>725202411
Fuckin goat VA JJ

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I just have the standard sleeve. works great but i heard the other ones are much better.

>>725201863
>>725203904
Neither are me but it's not creepy

Man up buttercup.. if you get creeped out by someone making a hyperbole sexual statement that is quite common in a sexual thread

i'd hate to see you at disney's haunted house

>>725204293
You sound triggered.

>>725196377
>white people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tab2jUD6qmQ

I've spent hundreds of dollars on a wide variety of fleshlights. They ALL break. ALL of them.

Now, I buy a cheap one off of Amazon and just replace it every 3 months. This one is God Tier, because it only has one hole and generates a lot of suction.
>http://a.co/itYPI7R

Just lay on your back, get your dick hard and slide it over your dick then roll over and fuck your bed. You'll cum in a minute. Feels better than real pussy with a good non-sticky water based lube.

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>>725196377
Best fleshlight ever

>>725204913
>not having enough money to buy one
>black people

>>725205098
never tried fucking a coconut. is it good??

>>725205273
Needed that kek.

>>725205098
I can agree

>>725205098
why does 99/100 black girls have stretch marks?

>>725202370
Go with the destroya, stoya's labia is go tier and blows the rest out of the water. Also the texture is the shit even if you can't go full bore

>>725205469
I think this one gave birth to the white dude's baby

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>>725205273

>>725199600
Fags, traps & autismo's seem to have huge dicks especially traps i don't get that at all makes me feel bad about my 6.5"

>>725200482
First " feminine penis" I've ever seen on her for real.

>>725202060

cobra libre is pretty bad honestly.

there is nothing better than a hitachi with a hummingbird attachment.

>>725196377
it doesnt really matter cuz they all mostly feel the same, just make sure you get one that
>wont rip apart after 2 fuckings
>is easy to clean
and MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN IT RIGHT AFTER YOU'VE USED IT

>>725207241
Really? Dang. All the reviews I read made it sound like the greatest thing ever..

>>725207502
it's just not strong enough, and you can't actually insert yourself very far into it. it was a very disappointing $150 purchase.

on the other hand, I've gone through several magic wands because it is by far the best vibrator you will ever own.

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>>725205273
Kek'd

I've got a Jenna Haze Obsession texture pussy and it's better than the real thing when you warm it up along with your lube in hot water for like 10 minutes

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>>725196377
get one of these

>>725208999
How big is that?

>>725205049
Just bought one bro

It's cheap so why not. I've never tried one of these before but I am curious.

What should I use for lube?

>>725209327
If they just weren't so expensive and difficult to store somewhere...

>>725200482
wow

>>725209539
>>725209327
meant to link to >>725208999
also nice trips.

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>>725208999
It's... beautiful...

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>>725209327
100cm, about 3feet tall

>>725200189
someone make a bigger version of this please

>>725203806
>I came to 4chan to be a normie
No anon, we are all freaks over here

best FLs are the STU, destroya, obsession, and turbo thrust

>>725209616
God damn.

>>725209539
100cm is the small side for these, meant to be easy to store under your bed or whatever

there's fully life sized ones that require you to build secret basement rooms to hide....

>>725198834
Give us a picture of your dick. I wanna see what it looks like (no homo)

>>725208999
>>725209616

Hope that blowing 2 grand is worth it for you.

>>725209616
>>725208999
>>725209689
holy fuck my dick!
I have a mighty need!

>>725210784
how could one acquire money for something like this.. quickly?

>>725196377
a waste of money.

>>725210596
she was on sale for 900$

>>725211548
You know how much money I'd save on hookers and rubbers alone? This will be my next investment.

>>725210784
shortstack cutie with huge tits
and she doesn't talk back

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I just kidnapped the neighbors kid and user her as a fleshlight.

>>725211250
Chef at Wendy's?

>>725208999
woah waoh what?
Wher might one price one of these? I'm asking for a friend.

>>725211674
out here in CA, its like 100$ for a blow
150-200$ to fuck for an hour
and most of those are shitskins
white 20-something girls double those rates
so yeah, that's a lot

>>725211726
top kek

>>725209616
>>725209689
I'd be afraid i would just get a visit from cops when ordering this.

you know. i kinda wish is was a fleshlight, so I can feel someones hard, throbbing cock inside of me daily. Pumping in and out, and shooting their big, hot loads in me. that would be the life.

>>725212106
steady those nerves, sex toys aren't illegal

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>>725196377

animeholes are best holes

>>725212106
uh, why?
its got huge tits

its not one of those japanese flat chest pedo dolls

https://xhamster.com/movies/4887405/my_100_cm_doll_give_me_a_quick_good_orgasm.html

>>725212266
but pedophilia is, and judging by that size...
But i couldn't affort larger ones, and the larger ones are less weeby...

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>>725196377
THRUST Pro Mini Ella Realistic Pocket Pussy

I can usually edge for hours if I want when fapping normally, but this thing makes me cum almost instantly.

it has an open back so it's pretty easy to clean, but just be careful with it... the second time I used it I was laying on my back with my torso propped up and fapping with it and I squeezed it tight as I came deep and ended up shooting myself in the face

>>725196377

The first time I jacked off with one of these, I came so hard I thought my asshole was going to shoot out my dick. Was fun for a while, but it's a process getting it out, warming it up (you'll want to do this), using it, cleaning it, putting it away. Kind of got tired of that.

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Japan makes the best ones. Even has hair

>>725212266
the child dolls sure as hell are in many places

>>725212387
>>725212518
ok ok, I take your point -_-;;

>>725212352
>https://xhamster.com/movies/4887405/my_100_cm_doll_give_me_a_quick_good_orgasm.html

oh god it's so fucking tempting.
I just fucking need the money for shit like that...

>>725212387
>>tits
>>pedophilla

pick one

https://xhamster.com/movies/5010546/orgasm_thanks_to_my_doll_s_boobs.html

>>725212186
then just get some girly clothes, a wig, shave your ass, and make a t4m ad on craigslist already you pussy

>>725211859
holy hell, some of these are on "sale" for as much as my car...

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>>725212741

oppai lolis say pick both

I know you can get the stamina edition flesh light with warmer for like $200 but how the heck do you clean it? I've seen the ones with disposable sleeves and while that looks a lot better I don't want to spend a lot on sleeves (I masturbate upwards of 14 times a day) any suggestions?
And before you say get a girl, I got one, she just doesn't touch me for shit.

Anybody know where to buy a fleshlight stroking machine, or instructions on building one? Don't want one that just spins, I want one that goes back and forth.

>>725213040
the Venus 2000

>>725212938
Just run it under warm water, towel it off, and let it dry. Throw some cornstarch in the hole to keep it from sticking

Never over

>>725212938
that's because you're girl is enjoying some thicc BBC rn. Probably because you're such a cuck

>>725212411
Kek

>>725213378
How does it work with lubrication? Or does that happen with the warmer? And if so, what if you don't get the warmer? So many questions

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>>725201863
Hey look buddy, I suck dicks. But that's just nasty

>>725212938
>>725213378
run water through it anon, not just on it. take the sleeve out and run water through it. jam your fingers in there to get rid of residual lube especially if you have a complicated texture

fleshlights last a long time but they do get dust on them after a while which looks like brown specks. the only one I've worn out was my stu which kicked the bucket after 3-3.5 years of frequent use. I have a lot more now so the wear is much more distributed

>>725213575
I'm 20cm and she's in the other room but nice try nerd

>>725213712
you mad white boi?

>>725213706
Fleshlights come with sleeves? :o

>>725213712
use a real measurement faggot

8.5 inches master race here

>>725213784
Did you just assume my gender

>>725213784
nigger detected

>>725213892
It's not the size of the stick it's how you use it ;) and get off your high horse for only half an inch more. Besides, we both big niggas let's just agree to disagree

>>725213907
maybe you're the one who enjoys thicc BBC then

>>725202411
actually really good. feels just like a real bitch, but a bit firmer for more stimulation

>>725214000
im the nigga fucking your girl in the other room right now :^)

>>725213643
You'll need lube if you wanna get your dick in there. Use water based lube so you don't wreck it. As for the warmer, it's on a 6-9 minute timer. Once it's done warming up, the green light will go out. If you don't have one, you can just soak it in hot water.

>>725214001
You can be born a guy, identify as a girl, and sexually prefer girls. I've seen enough cringe vids to know. People like that are fucking dumb but still

>>725214104
Top kek

>>725200189
how much is this compared to the fleshlight?

>>725214134
Don't flesh lights come in a flash light type container? You saying it can be removed from the container?

>>725214203
so that makes you uh... a lesbian?

>>725214370
Basically, you have the sleeve (pink part) and you have the container (plastic holder). You can buy multiple sleeves and use the same container. The sleeve is removed from the container when you clean it.

>>725214340
All your money and time. I should know, I got one and spend just as much,but I don't get shit. At least with a flesh light you're guaranteed some action. And it doesn't bitch which is a plus

The biggest issue with a fleshlight is being discrete and cleaning it. It makes quite a bit of sound and you have to make sure you clean it asap, so that means you need to be able to sneak it to the bathroom. If you live with roomates or family then this becomes a huge issue. When I moved to the same state my parents had moved too I lived with them for a little while and my fleshlight use went to zero.

>>725214575
You're very insightful. Thank you. If I do get one, anything else I should know?

>>725196377


time to swallow your pride and fuck a chubby cause thats better than a plastic pussy

>>725214675
Don't get soap or shampoo on it if you take it in the shower.

>>725214397
No because I would have a penis in that scenario

>>725214611
Oh shit, I didn't even think about sound! That's a big deal breaker

>>725214775
Would that really mess it up? And on or in?

>>725214766
This.
There is no such thing as a fat ugly blowjob.

>>725202411
Is this anatomically correct? If it is, why is it anatomically correct? And how the fuck is it anatomically correct?

I mean, didn't furries say for years they're not animal fuckers?

>>725215075
Both, it'll dissolve the polymers in the sleeve. Also stings if it gets in your urethra.

>>725215075
just go to fleshlight.com already and go to their FAQ you're already on the internet

>>725196377

Go no fap bro, I regret buying one. Threw mine out and gave up fapping, motivates me to get real pussy.

those things are so expensive for what they are

>>725215271
It's supposed to resemble the "Y" shape of a canine vagina that closes around a knot or male canine penis during sex.

>>725215552
Why do you know this?

>>725200482
>squirt
You spelled peeing wrong.

>>725215631
e621

>>725215376
Eh. Too lazy tbh

anyone tried the cheap chinese ones on aliexpress or similar?

>>725215921
>furry porn website

And why do they know about this shit?

>>725216621
Well, they are affiliated with Bad Dragon, so I'd imagine they know a thing or two about different orifices.

>>725212317
They put all that cosmetic effort into it and then expect you to fuck the urethra.

>>725200189
That's a lot harder.

>>725205098
Damn nigger females and their horrible ass stretchmarks

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>>725211726
Edgy much

>>725217134
I refuse to believe that anons wouldn't have sex that piece of ass, especially since they have no problem fucking dudes in dresses.

>>725196377
Do you move onto dildos afterwards?

>>725217430
>Dudes in dresses vs a child

Let them Fuck dudes

>>725216517
I want to do this with bullet vibrators

>>725217624
Didn't think of it like that.

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They are fun and good exercise. Get whatever you want.

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>>725218187

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>>725218203

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>>725217320
if you can't handle the bants then get out

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Love this thing

>>725218161
>>725218187
>>725218203
>>725218253

Are these you?

>>725202021
>202021
Almost

>>725218724
Yep, why?

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Stops destroya worth every penny


I'm interested in that alien pussy flesh light. Or the butthole one

>>725205469
It looks like she gave birth or something

anything good for smaller penis?

>>725219129
suicide

>>725219021
I saw an unofficial alien fleshlight for avatar; pocahontas in space and it was just >>725202411
but coloured blue. I think alien fleshlights are just an elaborate way to get people to fuck animal fleshlights.

>>725218795
Wondering who the intended audience is? Us?

>>725219491
Whoever. If you like it, then sure. If not then I guess not. Just wanted to share

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Thinkin bout gettin this. Worth it?

>>725196675
This. The cleaning alone should be enough to change your mind.

Pro-tip: Even if you're not fully erect, you can close the Flip Hole over your dick so it's inside and you can stroke it.

Good luck trying to stuff a semi into a Fleshlight.

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>>725198834

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>>725219370

I'd like a Klingon or twilek pussy.

https://www.amazon.com/USA-SELLER-ToysHeart-R-20-Onahole/dp/B00IHYIFHG
For the money, the best toy i've tried. Only gripe is that cleaning is a pain, but feeling is great without being too intense, amazing suction and has a nice weight to it.

>>725219645
>Just wanted to share

For exibition purposes? Does it get you off?

>>725196377
Don't bother anon, it's not even as good as fapping.

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>>725196377
>bought 2 fleshlites
>have phimosis, and found out how painful using one is


pls end my suffring

>>725219744
was just looking at this.

I like discreet looking pocket pussy but this makes me think someone will see it and ask what it is.

>>725219770
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>725219989
it does

>>725219989
It can sometimes, yeah.

>>725220160
say it's your sex toy, because it's your sex toy and you're an adult

>>725220106
You should get circumcised, anon

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>>725196377

"Blewit! Stroker in Blue" is fucking amazing. Like, muh dick is in heaven.

Looks neat, too.

Sad thing is, my sister unboxed it thinking it was hers. Had some 'splainin to do.

>>725220106
tenga egg and lube

>>725220317
>On /b/ making advice threads
>Adult

There is a guide on /jp/ for onaholes
>>>16686174

>>725220106
If you stretch it every day in warm water for at least 60 seconds you can stretch it as wide as you like.
Source: Former phimosis sufferer, didn't realise how fucked my dick was until I became sexually active and started on a year-long stretching regimen to fix it. Now can fully retract without pain, although it still takes some fernagling to get it back up.

>>725220463
and by "back up" i mean "back up over the glans"

>>725220445
>>>/jp/16686174

>>725220374
kek, what did you say it was?

>>725220233
>>725220238

So when you get encouraging comments, do you make more? Do you get the urge to different pictures like with different fleshlites and costumes?

>>725205469
Their asses man. It's like ten times the size it was when she was a kid.

>>725220463
thanks bruh, i'll try this

>>725200843
That's probably literally the head of a penis. Most likely born with irregular genitals and their parents didn't have them surgically "corrected" like most do.

>>725220374
>Sad thing is, my sister unboxed it thinking it was hers. Had some 'splainin to do.

I want to buy one without it appearing on my credit card or having strange boxes being delivered to the house.

>>725220557

I was like, FUCK NO CUNT IT'S A DECORATIVE PIECE

IT'S FINE JUST

NO STOP TOUCHING IT REEE

She still has no idea what it is, but she has her suspicions.

>>725220594
I used to. I used to do requests all the time

>>725196377
The Heavenly texture

>>725220857
How far did you take it? Did you get dildos?

>>725220760
>without it appearing on my credit card or having strange boxes being delivered to the house
You can have one of those things. Either buy a burner credit card, they're called load-and-go's here. Or you could just go to the sexshop and buy something with cash.

>>725221348

Pre-paid Visa cards are bae.

>>725221348
>Or you could just go to the sexshop and buy something with cash.

Lol no, but that burner card sounds interesting. Do they have those in the Uk?

>>725221396
Nice, I use one for hormones because mastercard doesn't work on online pharmacies any more.

Anyone tried this?
https://www.amazon.ca/ZEMALIA-Masturbators-Masturbator-Musturbation-Discreetly/dp/B01MS8B7UT/ref=zg_bs_6371280011_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=MME6HMXQ8BMMEJ1RQHCT

>>725196377
this post is so much kek ofn!!

>>725198526

I used to engineer the hell out of things to get my rocks off but nothing compares to my slightly modded fleshlight. It easily justifies the price if you fap on any regular basis.

>>725198526
>ima use redneck logic yuck yuck

>>725198834
keked hard. so hard

>tired of regular jacking
>live with parents so can't buy fleshlight
>have bananas
>eat half of banana
>wrap in paper towels to keep from splitting
>scoop out more banana
>smush the rest for lube
>begin fucking
>feels good
>holding up well
>20 minutes later part of peel shifts
>scrape dick across coarse thick paper towels
>adjust and continue
>watching video called "don't cum in me, I'm your sister"
>cum inside peel sister
>put in Pringles container to throw away
>forget
>5 days pass
>open Pringles for chips
>immediate very thick chemical odor fills room
What did I create?

>>725221476
You guys should, I took a perv online and they all have this "permanent residence" thing, so idk if they do an ID check or anything. but certain stores will have a discrete packaging thing.

>>725221862

LIFE

>>725221660

How modified

>>725200189
no those have diseases and back histories and shit

>>725221862

You created the banana shark

>>725200482
disgusting.

>>725201293
source faggot

I jack off so much I get hard dry skin on the underside of my penis.

This isn't a big deal but I also have 2 things that feel like small tubes, under the skin not too far below the head, one on each side, that kinda hurt when jacking.

they appeared with intense jacking and I assume they will heal and go away if I lay off for a while, but I keep jacking.
Anyone experience this?

How about some real advice from an actual user?

The people complaining about cleaning being a hassle are full retard or regurgitating stuff they've read without having any experience.

You can't just fuck a fleshlight without lube. If you're using water-based lube like you NEED TO, there's just a cap on the bottom of the light you can unscrew and dump your jizz and spare lube into the toilet when you're done so you don't have to worry about clogging your sink or shower or whatever. Turn your bath nozzle on full blast and hold the fleshlight opening under the water for not even a minute. Clean. Letting it dry is what takes time, but that just involves leaving it somewhere with air circulation and coming back later. Not exactly a time investment.

When I first got one, I was hesitant to actually jizz in it because I thought cleaning would be a problem. I overcomplicated things at first, too. Tried to fuck it without lube (it'll burn your dick), tried to use a condom to avoid getting it dirty (it'll rip the condom w/o lube)...but it's made for you to blow loads in, and cleaning takes all of 45 seconds once you've figured it out.

I'm into buttstuff, so I got the ass sleeve with mini-lotus. It feels pretty authentic. If you want something closer to a vagina, the vortex is probably your best choice. The custom shit like Stoya's are "obstacle courses for your dick," but if you want something more "real," I wouldn't get it as your first pick.

Honestly, I think the weirder ones feel more like a blowjob than a vagina. Still good, though. Definitely better than a hand.

I used to jerk off maybe once or twice a week, and I felt like I was going to regret that when I was too old to get it up someday. I've used my light at least once a day ever since I've gotten it.

My dick is ~7-7.5" so I dunno about being too small for some of the Stoya-esque ones, but if you're worried about that, I'd get one like lotus or vortex that's just the same all the way through.

>>725219770
Kek, GG.

>>725196675
first post best post

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>>725220846
>sister touches all over sex toy
damn that's hot. I'd use it thinking about her touching it that very night

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>>725221862
>What did I create?
This motherfucker. YOU FUCKIN CREATED THIS!!!

>>725222464

Solid advice. Really tempted by the asshole molds

I recently discovered the lube helps the load slide out.

https://youtu ..be/uMpH28Dx40Q

I want fleshlights of Taylor Momen's mouth, pussy and ass. She's friends with Jenna Haze...just do it, Taylor

>>725222573

She's a total freak and a tease, man. I'll admit, no shame in it, she's fucking hot.

She's got a decent boyfriend though, fella actually has morals.

I've been keeping it ontop of my bed, it looks really nice and doesn't scream *I'M A FLESHLIGHT*.

>>725196377
I don't think too many people recommend this but if you don't currently own a fleshlight, start cheap. Abuse a 40 to 70 dollar pocket pussy just to see if it's something you can get into, literally. It would be a pain in the ass to splurge over a hundred bucks just to find out you don't like cleaning your jizz out of it 10 times a day.

>>725200843

bait

Someone needs to make a part 2 of this thread, getting lots of useful info.

>>725222873
Not me, ignore this incest fantasist.

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>>725222828

>>725222873
leave it in her room so she has to bring it back to you

>>725223046

Ignore this person, this is me.

>>725223104

I may, just to fuck with her.

>>725196377
Play with your girls tits or clit. She gets wicked wet. Proceed to fuck harder. Beats a fucking piece of plastic (flesh light). Trust me, the real thing is. Enter no matter what your dick size. Make her feel good and you'll blast a load regardless.

>>725223173
pic

>>725220760

amazon gift card, burner amazon account

>>725223211
>get a real person
There's a reason why fleshlights are so popular with this demographic.

>>725223325
What about delivery?

>>725218795

You sure last awhile fucking them, i have the STU and i can barely last 20 seconds...trying to train away the PE

>>725223696

Boxes are always bland and discreet. That's about it.

>>725223696
just buy it nigga. I live with my family and order these all the time and nobody knows besides my dad or gives a shit.

>>725223696
Rent a mailbox or po box.
Or get delivered to house that is for sale, make sure to pick it up on day it arrives by checking tracking
Use your brain nigga

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>>725223789
>trying to train away the PE
oh fuck man this is too close to home. I'm terrified of even looking for a real girl to do it with because of it

>>725223696

It's amazon bruh, it comes in an amazon box. Buy something else and get them shipped together if you worry about people asking questions that much.
I recommend gummy bears and kinder chocolate.

>>725222391
Someone answer please I want to know if my dick is going to die

I had a tenga air cup but threw it away after dust stuck to it.

Looking at the flip hole, anyone used it? says it has 50 uses but its $80..

Should I just get another cup instead?

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>>725212938
>14 times a day

>>725220760
Fleshlight shows up as some non suspicious name. Looks like a random company

>>725224560
the blewit is better designed than the fliphole and only 60 bucks

>>725224237
I still live with my parents and a lotta stuff gets ordered through amazon so tjere's a high chance the package could get opened.

>>725223932
>po box
Expensive over here.

>>725224724
I dont like the look of it. I want something black and discreet looking so I can just hide it amongs my computer shit.

>>725223789
Do I? I don't know how long somebody usually lasts in them

>>725224906
u don't got a closet? thats where i put all my toy stuff, then again nobody ever comes over anyway

>>725224724
have you tried both?

>>725196377
Start off with the original textureless. Dont bother with a themed hole since they are a little harder to clean.

>>725198624
I'm only 5" and 3 quarters. Feels like I miss out on some of the texture but you can always buy one of the jap ones and feel like a huge dicked king.

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>>725196377
i just bought this im waiting for it to come in the mail

>>725225733
yeah. i tend to not like tengas material, kinda feels cheap to me

Had sex with with and fleshlight today


Each had there pros and cons. Wife edges the computron out because of her giant ass I got to hold, pussy smell opposed to plastic, and wife cleaned her pussy.... although I'm not against taking on duties in that area.

>>725226179
Like why?

>>725226307
*with wife

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>>725224009

if i could go as hard as that guy in his videos i probably wouldn't need a fleshlight and just go pickup...but PE...

>>725226179
That's fucking retarded
I need it

>>725226179
I almost spit my coffee!

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>>725212455
Perfact pls

>>725221862
My sides....peel sister...

>>725228413
Made this once with socks, a glass, and a rubber kitchen glove. Kinda rough, but I did eventually cum.

well after some research I caved and bought myself a Blewit! Stroker.

came with free lube.

cant wait. sick of nutting into a tissue.

>>725228777

Checked.

Also, enjoy anon. It was worth it, for sure.

>>725221120
I ended up going with the destroya, but that was my second choice - op

>>725209689
Does it come flat-chested as well?