Alone in a walmart parking lot. Dubs decide what i do. Will post

kill yourself

Get your dick out and get it real hard. Then lay down right in front of the entrance, with your pants down and dick up. Take pics.

>>725192123
Within reason

sauce on the sidewalk

shit and post timestamp

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>>725191764
Found paper

>>725191764
Hurry up faggots post shit im running out of time

Pull down your pants and flash some people by the store

>>725192314
bumped

>>725192663
aa

>>725192123
bump

call your mom and tell her you love her

buy spray paint and paint a swastika on the ground on the parking lot

Run around the parking lot screaming like an autist

>>725191764
Which walmart?
Most walmarts let RVs and trucks park overnight.
Go knock on one and offer to suck their cock. Deliver proof or else.

Go to the AP standing at the door or the greeter and kick them in the nuts/twat.

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Order pizza, go home

whip out your dick in the middle of the store

>>725192345
Killing yourself is perfectly within reason.

Why aren't any of you suggesting something that would actually be surprising?

>>725193119
bump

>>725193173
Im at the Selinsgrove strip

>>725192582
bump

take a shit at the entrance & take pics for proof

>>725193119
Bump

start a fire

go inside and drop a bunch of their sauces on the floor by "accident", post pics as proof

>>725193173
reroll

buy a mask, some rope, duck tape, a lighter and a toy for little kids. Even better if you could buy a kids book as well.

>>725193330
bump

>>725193193
Well
Played

buy matches and something flammable. light it on fire in the parking lot and leave

>>725193193
*Ha ng yo se lf ni gg a

>>725191764
put a bunch of dildos in the kids toys section

buy a shitton (at least 10) packs of juicy fruit gum, along with spraypaint. Then spray "I'm feeling real juicy!" in the parking lot somewhere, doesn't have to be directly at the entrance. post proof

>>725193330
Bump for the shit!

Go home

>>725193766
Check'em

>>725193766
DUBS

Go inside and buy a video game

Steal a shopping cart.

>>725193766
Winrar

absolutely nothing

>>725191764
Fuck im out of time, friends comjng out

>>725193766
deliver OP>>725191764

>>725193766
Winrar, anon must deliver

TAKE THE SHIT!!!

>>725193766
Fucking this I pissed between the vending machines once when I was drunk this would be even funnier

>>725191764
Alright, were going to a local grocery store. Will try to shit

>>725194027
Excuses. Op is a fag.

>>725192663
Will piss be alright? I cant shit right now

>>725194499
Go eat mcdonalds and come back to shit.

>>725194499
piss a swastika

>>725194660
this

>>725194499
Double Dubs says yes

>>725194660
Got it. Will do.

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Accidentally spilled it had done into cup. Tried to drizzle it.

>>725195487
>swastika

>>725195487
So, you put a liquid into a cup and made a mess...

op did not deliver.

>>725195681
I tried. Its fucking cold out

>>725195487
>>725191764
>OP delivers
>still a faggot

>>725195822
kek

>>725195817
Why are you alone at a wall Mart. Are you participating in a drug deal?

>>725191764
Alright heres what ill do. Ill take a page from notebook i found. Ill draw/wright what next dubs decide. Ill put it in windshield.

>>725196189
write "op is a faggot"

>>725196054
Nice try FBI. My friend wanted someone to watch the truck while he went in.

go out in the parking lot, at least 10m from car and masterbate fully

Burn your pants and underpants

>>725196189
put paper on car
light it on fire

Call the police and hide in a bush when they arrive. Recording is mandatory.

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>>725196260

>>725191764
take car, drive through walmart!

Fuck your muffler

Jack off and jizz in the trucks exhaust

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>>725196260
>>725196876

>>725197111
Trips. hahaha. ok op you gunna fuck a muffler.

>>725191764
Take a obvious picture or video of the first fat person you see

>>725197265
Jokes on you, we took off the muffler

>>725193193
im pissed

>>725197414
Damn it wasted trips