Do you think Melania ever cucked Donald? A young, pretty "model"

No because Trump is not a faggot cuck like you. Women are loyal to strong men and who is stronger than the leader of the free world?

>>725168403
He's an insecure little bitch though

I suspect that if she didn't do it before she had a child, she will never do it because women are wired to put the child before everything including sex

>>725167835
>Do you think Melania ever cucked Donald?

faggot please.

every week night. why the fuck do you think she doesn't move to DC?

his last wife got caught blowing the body guards

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>>725167835

Op is an insecure butthurt loser

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>>725167835
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>>725167835
...and here you are, a basement-dwelling virgin faggot.

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>>725167835
>Donald

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>>725170343
>virgin

The Donald sure didn't let Ivanka stay a virgin very long

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>>725170552
>didn't let Ivanka stay a virgin

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>>725167835

OP's not even bumping her own thread.

>what a faggot

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>>725170678
>bumping her

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>>725170848
>>bumping

Donald Trump probably has a harem of whores on speed dial, ready to suck him off at 3:00 am if he asks them to

She'd have to be fucking stupid to cheat on him, without Trump she's nothing

>>725170343
Can't get cucked if you don't have a gf my man

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>>725170982

one of these days he's going to brag about getting his dick wet every single day even though we all know Melania is in Trump Tower during the week.

>he can't help himself

>>725170982

Maybe Donnie gets off on getting cucked?

Many of these high powered businessmen are, deep down inside, subs.

>>725171113

True. He only fired Marla Maples after it became PUBLIC that she blows her body guards.

>>725168403
butthurt detected
OP is right

>>725170172
>loser
did you vote for Trump?
Tell us why you're not a loser.

>>725170982
She'd be stupid if she got caught. I'm sure she gets fucked by bodyguards here and there, as much as she can without risking it.

Gold digging whores are the only kind of woman that would be interested in Trump. He's a cuck by default really. Imagine marrying a woman like Melania who's had hundreds of men fuck her during her "modelling career." She was getting bukkaked by japanese businessmen and gangbanged by college bros for years before she found herself a rich man to marry.

Would you marry a whore?

>>725170552
>>725170597
>>725170678
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>>725170955
I'm pedo af and those pictures just make me nauseous

>>725171200
This. Like most racists, Donald probably gets off to his wife getting fucked by black men.

>>725171549

Only because he is such a fat fucking slob.

I <3 CP

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>>725171549
>nauseous

There's a difference between cheating and cucking you faggot

What you described was getting a sugar daddy and then fooling around because he's old. Cucking is when she fucks another dude and he watches. Maybe eats the cum after.

Has there ever before been a cuck president? I think Donnie might be the first.

>>725171778
Nope that is not the definition of being cuckolded you underage faggot. Her cheating on him would make him a cuckold.

>>725171778
Uhhh when you're an old man and you marry a hot young prostitute, you can practically expect her to cheat on you and that's pretty much cucking in my book.

still not as bad as hulk hogan rubbing lotion on his daughter

>>725171997
>>725172027
#alternativefacts

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>>725172158

I bet if you ever get a girlfriend you'd love to watch her get fucked you pathetic cuck.

>>725172272

Pretty much the true.

A band of neckbeards elected a cuck as president of the United States.

>>725168403

>Pretending Trump doesn't furiously masturbate into the American flag every night, before crying himself to sleep wishing Putin would fuck his import piece of slavic whore trash.

>>725171778
they have ed meds now. Old men can get boners till the day they die. It's not like the old days, those gold digging whores have to earn their money now

>>725172423

They're insecure permavirgins who call people people cucks because it's one of the rare few insults that can't be applied to them because you have to have some sort of relationship with a woman first in order to be cucked.

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>>725172780

yeah, but there's no meds to make hot models want to fuck fat, disgusting, bullying old men

She has absolutely cucked the shit out of him.

She's not even living with him. She probably has a few buck niggas on deck at all time for ez service.

Nigga Lago. The Black White House.

>>725171768
she probably smells funny

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>>725173391
>smells funny

>>725173320
It's called "money".

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>>725167835
There's a reason she's in NYC. She getting some of that "Secret Service" if you know what I mean

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>>725167835
sure

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>>725173391
>she probably

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>>725170597
she looks like a jew! Lucky for her daddy paid to fix that face.

>>725173356

And daddy Trump knows about this and is ok with it. Maybe he fucks some women on the side, I don't know. But at his age, I don't think he has the sex drive. His obesity is another factor in this. He knows he could never satisfy a hot young wife.

It's kinda weird people who call others cuck a lot elected a cuck for president huh

>>725173540
>>>725173320 (You)
>It's called "money".

there's a difference between "tolerates" and "wants to"

>>725167835
That's Bruce Jenner. He's even hiding his wee wee.

>>725167835
Well, if he ran his business like he runs his presidency, he didn't do much. From what I hear he has spent 1/7th of the presidency at golf courses, and spends half his time at the white house watching cable news.

>>725173483
She'd have to take a number of showers to get that Trump smell off of her.

>>725168403
He did not become president because he is strong, he became president because the people that voted for him were too stupid to figure out he is weak.

>>725173751
Even as an adult when I realize that she's been under the knife and filled with plastic shit, gotta say that doesn't get me off either.

>>725173696
She used to be hot in the 90s. Now her face looks all weird.

She lived in NYC right? How did she support herself before she met Cuckold Chump? I don't think you can survive in NYC with just the few modeling jobs she did.

She must have done some other work.

Hmmm I wonder what kind of work...

>>725167835
She's a disgusting pig - a perfect match for Trump

>>725174128
>Trump smell
very similar to that McDonald's smell.

>>725174231
Dailymail say she was an escort

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>>725174211
>filled with plastic shit,

>>725174436
So Trump's wife was literally getting fucked by multiple men every day before she met Trump. And the faggot married her hahaha

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oh, this faggot again

how much is breitbart paying you?

>>725174125
Well atleast 1/7th of the time hes outside, where as you have never exited your dwelling, you say he spends 1/2 the time watching cable news? you only seen to eat drink and shitpost on 4chan anon.

He's 70 she's like 30 years younger.

Obviously he's not fucking her. The guy probably hasn't been able to get it up since Barron was born.

Trump is literally President Cuck.

>>725174863
not an agument

>>725175023
they cuck eachother

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>>725175116

those are some nice looking asian qts but trump's still a cuck

>>725175247

Thinking it's normal for 70 year old men to have a sex drive.

>kek

>>725174192
moron, you realize the only other real choice was Hillary right? I agree trumps shit but she is 10x worse. fuck Hillary, man.

>>725175347
I never said that lol

>>725175347
That nigga spends his time watching FOX News and getting angry at stupid shit. He's literally everyone's old racist grampa with a fresh coat of orange paint and pathetic neckbeards worship him like a god.

>>725175268

I'm pretty sure they're just bots.

Every anti-Trump thread gets the same treatment.

>>725175101
indeed, just a pointer to your hypocrisy. Truth is no one expected trump to do a good job, they just expected him not to destroy the country and fucking start WW3 with Russia. Hes much better at this then Hillary, even though shes more "qualified" lmao, every time, i'd pick trump. Because fuck Hillary.

>>725168403
>free world
>santa claus

>>725175588
I wonder what she would look like with out all that plastic surgery

>>725175694

Probably better than Melania.

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>>725168403
being this much of a fanboy, jesus holy shit fucking christ, dude.

you're a black hole of cringe.

>>725175377
The election is over. You can't keep going: "Bu-but what about Shillary?!" because that doesn't work anymore. Trump is pres and she's irrelevant.

>>725175694
shes Asian master race friendo ;) and why does plastic surgery even matter unless its the tits? if it looks beautiful whats the actual fucking point or saying hurr durr fake? its not fake, you're looking at it right now. Seems like poor ppl butt hurt they can't afford to erase their mothers mistakes.

>>725175841
The election is over. You can't keep going: "Bu-but what about the voters?!" because that doesn't work anymore. Trump is pres and they're irrelevant.

>>725175679
hahaha you stupid cuck do you really think anyone's buying this bullshit line? Go ask a 100 Trumpfags why they voted for him. Not one of them will say it was because they wanted better relations with Russia. And not for a second do I believe you really think there was any danger of Hillary starting WW3 if she became president, unless you legitimately have brain damage.

>>725176045
Yeah not like he's still holding rallies right?

>>725175567
it's just Eric Tran, with a new portfolio of trollshit to spam with.

Trump is literally just going to spend the next 4 years golfing and holding rallies for 2020.

>>725176221
If you watered it down to the very core, identical reason why everyone voted for trump you would see it as
"He's better then Hillary"
and right they were, you cannot fault them for that.
You can't say Hillary would not have started WW3 with Russia either, because she failed to do so by becoming dictator of the united states.

Most people didn't even support Hillary either, they just voted against trump because of all the media backlash, yet he still won.

You can argue with me all you want, call me a cuck. I don't care. Won't change the fact Trumps president of your shitty country.

>>725176545
>You can't say Hillary would not have started WW3 with Russia either, because she failed to do so by becoming dictator of the united states.

What did he mean by this?

>>725176045
the ones voting for him are kinda relevant, seeing as they're the sole reason he's president, now.

>>725176388
What has rallies got to do with any of this. Even if he was its not like you can even vote for him, plus like i said earlier, or implied, you can't attack the voter then say factoring in their other option even if it is Satan herself, Hillary, is not allowed. That's retarded. You know why everyone voted for trump, its because no one wanted Hillary. No one wanted trump either hes was just better suited for the job then fucking retarded Hillary.

>>725176538
this, is probably the sad, mundane and sort of hilarious truth.

I hope you're right, because the less he does, the less damage is done.

>>725176782
Obviously he meant, Hillary failed to become the dictator of America, thus furthering her agenda of starting WW3 with Russia.

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>>725175943
No one in Korean naturally looks like that.

>>725177230
i'd like to see a white girl look what good with any and all plastic surgery available to her.

>>725177011

Unfortunately Bannon is still in the white house while Trump continues to be his useful idiot. The guy is Dick Cheney on steroids with a ton of crazy mixed in.

>>725177777
fuck islam

>>725177230

A lot do actually.

Don't let some article about plastic surgery in Korea you read on some blog make you think literally every woman in Korea has had it done.

>>725173828
>It's kinda weird people who call others cuck a lot elected a cuck for president huh
Nah, that's just them projecting, man. They do it with everything. It's pretty cringy.

>>725176940
What a load of bullshit. No one's buying this. I don't think even you believe it. Literally no-one voted for Trump because they didn't want Hillary. The people who didn't want Hillary stayed home.

The people who voted for Trump are the same types of people who voted for him in the Republican primary against other candidates. They voted for him because they're stupid cucks who hate muslims and Mexicans and want to build a bigass wall and deport immigrants and that's it.

>>725177815
America: The nation of cucks. Lol.

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>>725174758
Barron, I know that's you. You're going to get Daddy in trouble. Cut the shit.

>>725177815
It's true. No one is more obsessed with cucking and big black dicks than the alt-right.

>>725177913
Hillary, I know that's you. You're going to get Bill exposed as a rapist. Cut the shit.

>>725178024
The left do a pretty damn good job themselves too, i'd say. And the "right" if that's still a thing ;)

>>725177889
>>725178024
>Everyone Who Disagrees With Me Is Cuck
It's amazing but I don't really blame them. For most of his constituency, this is their first time being politically aware, active, voting, eating with utensils, peeing in the potty, using a pencil.

>>725178060
Makes no sense whatsoever. Just stick to your impotent k-spam, B-Ron.

>>725170112

>family values are about not posing naked

Uh?

>>725178363
That's better. You feel better, big boy? Who's a big boy? Who's Daddy's big man keeping Mommy company while Tyrone chimps out on her Eastern Eurotrash mail order pussy.

>>725178290
Not even American friendo ;)
Looks like anon was right about you projecting though
:0

And how could i be cucked? Don't you like, need to be in a long-term relationship for that? Your post makes no sense.

>>725178531

Pornography is not a "family value."

If you're still confused you can use google.

>>725178531
>that's right, family values are usually not associated with slutty nudes on the internet, nor is the First Lady, but you wanted this world now stop trying to act like it's something it isn't

>>725178676
What the fuck is a family value? From this forum alone i have deduced cuckold is a past-time in america anyway, which is far-from family values.

>>725177535
true, but Bannon doesn't have the deep pockets, the connections let alone the brains, of Cheney.

Bannon runs a glorified internet blog, Cheney ran Halliburton chaired the board of Carlyle Group and held rank amongst the upper echelon of The Iron Triangle.

Bannon has power now, yes, but no where near what Cheney wielded.

>>725171778
What in tamation did you just blather about me, you little varmint'? I'll have you learned I graduated top of my shootin sentry dunn Gettysburg, and I,e been involved in numerous secret raids on Injuns, and I have over 30 kills I am trained in lasso, and I'm the meanest sunovabitch this side of the Mississippi. You are nothing to me but just another cowpoke. I will kill you with a lick and a promise, the likes of which has never been seen before this far West, you bet your boots. You think you can get away with saying that horseshit to me over the data railroad? Think again, whipper snapper As we speak I am informin every gunslinger in the Old West and your chuck wagon is being followed right now so you better prepare for a stampede, horsehand The stampede that wipes out the gunshy little thing you call your Ile. You're a laughingstock, pokey I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can lasso you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in roundups, but I have access to the biggest arsenal of six-guns you ever done seen and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your holshot buckboard out of dodge, you burr in my saddle. If only you could have known what unholy retnbution feeling your oats was about to bnng down upon you, maybe you would have cut me some slack But you could., you didn't, and now you done sat on your spurs, you confound fieldhand I'm callin the shots and you will drown for changin horses midstream. You're on a horse without reins, pokey

>>725171834
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mongrel? I’ll have you know that I graduated top of my class in the Uruk Knights, and I’ve been involved in numerous secrets raids on the goddess Ishtar, and I have over 9000 confirmed kills. I am trained in Grail warfare, and I’m the top swordsman in the entire Babylonian Legion. You’re nothing to me but just another peasant. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of Assassins across Fuyuki and your mana is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, mongrel; the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Gate of Babylon and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Angra Mainyu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mongrel.

>>725178860
>What the fuck is a family value?
...says the alt-right faggot whose president campaigned on them.

You should speak in public.

>>725172027
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little support? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my division in Nasus's Agents, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret ganks on every lane, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in counterjungling and I’m the top jungler in all of NA. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will camp your lane with the persistence the likes of which has never been seen before in this ELO, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, feeder. As we speak I am looking through my secret network of wards across your jungle and my gank path is being charted right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my autoattacks. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have also bought 4 doran blades and a hunter's machete and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the map, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have disabled /all chat. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>725178860

>if you're still confused you can use google.

>>725172087
Oy wat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you cheeky cunt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on abos, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in koala warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire AUS armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this continent, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the computer? Think again, you bloody wombat. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the southern hemisphere and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the typhoon, yobbo. The typhoon that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, ankle biter. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Australian Defence Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face off the continent, you little snag. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn whacker. I will shit a cut snake as cross as a frog in a sock all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, nipper

>>725172272
What thay ...uhh fuck done y'all just fucking say about me, y'all little bitch? ay'll have y'all know ay graduated top av my class in thay ...uhh spartan fawces, ayn' ay've been done involved in numerous secret raids on covenant fawces, ayn' ay have ovuurr 300 done confirmed brute chieftayn assassinations. Ay am done trained in gawilla warfare ayn' ay'm the top snipuurr in the entaahyr unsc speciaal fawces. Y'all are nothing ta me but just anothuurr target. Ay will wipe y'all thay ...uhh fuck out with preycision thay ...uhh likes av which has nevuurr been saw befawe in this here sectaw, mark my fucking wawds. Y'all think y'all can get away with a-sayin' that there shit ta me ovuurr battlenet? think again, fuckuurr. As we speak ay am contacting my secret netwawk av oney spies across space ayn' y'all's locashun is a-bein' traced raheet now so y'all bettuurr preypare faw the stawm, maggot. Thay ...err stawm that there wipes out thay ...err pathetic little thing y'all call y'all's life. Y'all're fucking dead, split-chin. Ay can be anywhere, anytime, ayn' ay can kill y'all in ovuurr seven hundred ways, ayn' that there's just with my bare hands. Nahwt only am ay extensively done trained in unarmed combat, but ay have access ta the entaahyr arsenal av the united nations space cawps ayn' ay will use it ta its full extent ta wipe y'all's miserable ass out av this here universe, y'all squid-head. If only y'all could have known what unholy retribushun y'all's little "clever" comment were about ta bring down upon y'all, maybe y'all would have done held y'all's jaw. But y'all couldn't, y'all didn't, ayn' now y'all're a-payin' thay ...uhh price, y'all goddamn split-lip. Ay will rayn lead all ovuurr y'all ayn' y'all will drown in it. Y'all're fucking dead, hinge-head

>>725173244
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I'm at the top of my class, and I’ve been involved in numerous leadership roles in my school, and I have over 300 college recommendations. I am trained in writing essays and I’m the top essayist in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another anti-Intellectual. I will wipe your chances of ever being on the top of your class mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my AP teachers and my network of college principals across the US and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your education. You’re fucking uneducated, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ruin your chances of getting into Princeton in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in memorizing SAT words, but I have access to the entire application process of Harvard University and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable education off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking uneducated, kiddo.

>>725172481
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Neil, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class at Columbia University, and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on theists, and has over 300 confirmed quotes. He is trained in intellectual warfare and he's the top quote maker in the entire US science community. You are nothing to him but just another target. He will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of scientists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Neil can be anywhere, anytime, and he can educate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his bare quotes. Not only is Neil extensively trained in science, but he has access to the entire dictionary of the English language and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Neil will shit quotes all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>725173356
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spartan Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Covenant forces, and I have over 300 confirmed Brute Chieftain assassinations. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UNSC Special Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sector, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Battlenet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ONI spies across space and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, split-chin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Nations Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of this universe, you squid-head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your jaw. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn split-lip. I will rain lead all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, hinge-head.

>>725173778
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you godd￢amn fool. I shall s￢hit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

>>725174125
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little carbon-based life form? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the BETA Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Yokohama, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in brain warfare and I'm the top slut in the entire mecha armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Kasumi? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of prostitutes across the world and your mecha is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mind. Not only am I extensively trained in mind-control combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Original Hive and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking cock. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will fap in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>725174261

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully? I’ll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I’m the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. I will wipe myself the fuck out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking done kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Clorox and rope, you fucked up bully, I will shit sadness on you and you will drown in it, I’m fucking done kiddo. would take their whole class on a bathroom break

>>725174321
What the fuck did you just say about me, you filthy magic user? I'll have you know I would've graduated top of the monastery if a magic user like you didn't kill everyone there, I've led numerous witch hunts, and I was watching when Gandalf fell off of the bridge. I'm trained to use highly effective non magical abilities meant for the purpose of hunting down magic users and I could blink through a keyhole. You are nothing to me but just another magic user. I will mana break you, and everyone standing next to you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me from the comfort of your fountain? Think again, fucker. As we speak my friend Gondar is tracking you down right now so you better prepare to have your mana broken, magic user. The mana break that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can burn your mana in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Manta Style. Not only am I extensively trained in hunting down mages, but I have access to all the items 900 GPM can buy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out your miserable ass off the face of the continent, magic using filth. If only you could have known what righteous retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your mana is broken, kiddo.

>>725179144
>>725179185
Well i know for sure letting the black neighbor fuck your wife while his son fucks your daughter when you're out at work isn't family value yet from what i can tell, the lefts tell me the rights do it, the rights tell me the lefts do it, so you all do it? Glad i don't like in the united states of cucks.

>>725174839
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>725174852
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little conformist bitch? I'll have you know I graduated by the skin of my teeth in all my courses in community college and I've been making fucking pottery for my whole life and I listen to underground only music. I am trained in whining and I'm the top douchebag in Starbucks. You are nothing to be but a fucking conformist. I will wipe you the fuck out with shit so underground it's in China, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying this shit to me over a fucking conformist site like Facebook? Think again, copy. As we speak I'm contacting my manager at Barnes and Noble and he's got connections with every Apple store manager this side of the Mississippi, and your IP address is being traced so you better prepare for man slaps you little maggot. The man slaps that will knock you on your ass. You're fucking dead, conformist. I can get in my Prius and be anywhere in a matter of hours, anytime and I can berate you in 700 ways, and that's just in English. Not only am I able to speak languages no one else speaks, but I have access to your Twitter account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out all your followers you little mainstream junkie. If only you could know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon yo, maybe would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the full price you goddamn mainstream loving bastard. I will shit classic literature all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, conformist.

>>725174863
Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA, you little democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.

>>725175023
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NASA Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mars, and I have over 300 confirmed launches. I am trained in rocket science and I'm the top astronaut in the entire US space program. You are nothing to me but just another planet. I will orbit you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this solar system, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aerospace engineers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the launch, maggot. The launch that launches the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can launch you to the moon in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in rocket science, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration and I will use it to its full extent to launch your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will launch shit all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

>>725175268
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.

>>725175347
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little proprietry bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FSF, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Apple patents, and I have over 300 confirmed bug fixes. I am trained in Free Software Evangelizing and I'm the top code contributer for the entire GNU HURD. You are nothing to me but just another compile time error. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am building a GUI using GTK+ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can decompile you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Model M. Not only am I extensively trained in EMACS, but I have access to the entire arsenal of LISP functions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Freedom all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking debugged, kiddo.

>>725175538
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.

>>725176477
What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I've been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu'um and I'm the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Thu'um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, milk drinker.

>>725175795
What the vehk did you just vehking say about me, you little n'wah? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hortator's followers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Dwemer, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top marksman in the entire Tribunal armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the vehk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Mundus, mark my vehking words. You think you can get away with cursing me and my palls from Oblivion? Think again, fetcher. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the aurbis and your plane is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kwama. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re vehking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tribunal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” curse was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your vehking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn s'wit. I will shit CHIM all over you and you will drown in it. You’re vehking banished from this starry heart, kiddo.

>>725178860
>What the fuck is a family value?
ask /pol/, there the ones (alongside the rest of the conservatards) raving and ranting on about it constantly.

.. but apparently, it's not degenerate to do nude shoots or infidelity when you're on their team, it's only wrong then the libtards do it.

Bigger question is why Hillary never came out about her bi-sexuality. One story I heard was that she was going to come out after inauguration and we would have a First Lady and a female President.

>>725179723
Eric Tran confirmed.

Trumpfags spamming the thread because they know they can't disprove that Trump's a cuck

>>725180182
because she's not bisexual, I guess.

>>725180017
I honestly could not care about family values, as a man who will likely never settle down and have a family. Look at the divorce rates, fuck giving a hoe half my shit for nothing these days, man. To hell with "Family values". Lol.

Then these guys keep calling me a cuck, i'm like how? I only date chicks for sex, that's it. If someone else fucking her on the side, so what? I don't actually have feelings for her i can just dump her and move onto the next?

>>725180300
dubs confirm truth.

>>725180300
>Trumpfags spamming the thread because they know they can't disprove that Trump's a cuck
I bet Trump as a line of sweeties he has been banging regularly.

>>725180182
I heard the alien shapeshifting lizardmen control our government.

>>725167835

I think she fucked Bill Clinton.

>>725180349
cuck these days, is mainly a word employed by the alt-right when they get butthurt and run out of arguments, and then counter-employed by the leftists in order to troll and further infuriate the rightists.

it means nothing, anymore.

>>725180404
>I bet Trump has a line of sweeties who urinates on him regularly
/fixed

>>725180404
Somehow I don't think a 70 year old fat grampa who watches Fox news and posts Twitter rants all day has such an active sexlife but OK