>knock knock >who's there? >george washington >george

ok

How are they treating you at the mental hospital? Did you check yourself in? Why George Washington?

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Cool but computer time is over. Please proceed directly to the physicians counter to take your meds.

>>725158640
They're treating me very well; actually it was my psychologist who checked me in after I talking with him about; and I don't have a fucking clue why it was George Washington.

>>725158967
Did he just appear to you or keep bothering you or something?

>>725159109
Yes, he just appeared out of nowhere. I was just there, minding my own business, until he knocked the door.

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Sugar treat? Sweet to eat?
Sugar treat? Sweet to eeeaat?
Sugar treeat!? Sweet to eeeaat!?
Sugaar treeeeat!! Sweet to eeeeeaaat!!
SUGAAR TREEEEEEEAAT !!!
SWEEET TOO EEEEEEEAAAAT !!!

>>725159302
No, thanks, I became sugarphobic after this incident.

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>>725159460
Pot pies pot pies! Do you want some pot pies!? POT PIES POT PIES!! DO YOU WANT TO EAT SOME FUCKING POT PIES!!! EAT THESE FUCKING POT PIES POT PIES MY FUCKING POT PIIIIEEEEEESS!!!!!!!!!

>>725159965
Thanks for the pie, anon.

>>725160102
This pie is delicious.

>>725160102
EAT MY FUCKING POT PIIIIEEEEESSS!!!!

Hey, did you that George Washington was the dictator of Iraq? He told this to me in our conversation.

>>725159246
And is this what lead to your hospitalization?

>>725160342
I am a me too. Do you want to be a me? I am a me because you do you want to be a are you i am a me too?

>>725160441
No, anon.
After the conversation, I went to a psychologist and told to him what happened. Then he put me in this mental hospital.

>>725160510
What the hell

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>>725160689
I'm not a robot.

>>725160813
I know.

>>725160596
Ah I see. Well. There's something I need to tell you, anon.

>>725160891
What do you have to tell me?

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>>725160986
I'm George Washington.

>>725161045
OH MY GOD

>>725161045
YOU'RE EVEN HERE

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>>725161045

>>725161254
wat

>>725161243
I'll always be with you. Wherever you are, I'm always near.

>>725161336
YOUR MOTHERFUCKER YOU DESTROYED MY LIFE

>>725161336
BECAUSE OF YOU ILL HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A MENTAL HOSPITAL

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>>725161283
Don't worry. I'm alone. They can't find me here. I'm alone. Ok?

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SHIT YOU'RE HERE

>>725161531
you're weird.

SHIT I NEED TO GET OUT

DAMN YOU GEORGE WASHINGTON

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>>725161616

>>725161830
I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT
I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE

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>>725161869
Don't forget. We love you.

>>725161995
IF YOU LOVE ME THEN HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE

FUCKING DOCTOR I NEED TO GET OUT

>>725162031
At the next stop sign, take a right. Take a ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
right.

Hello. This is anon's psychologist, Dr. Pepe.
He is having yet another George Washington hallucination.
We don't for how many time this will continue happening, but we are doing our best.
He will take his medication and then come back.

Oh my god. What just happened?

I feel a headache.

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I AM GOD

>>725162152
If you leave I will follow.

>>725162698
ARE YOU GEORGE WASHINGTON? IF YOU ARE, THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

>>725162765
Who are you, anon?

>>725162808
You are just a figment of George Washingtons imagination. A piece of a dream he is having. How you've become self aware is unbeknownst to us.

>>725162765
Are we in the same mental hospital?

>>725162914
I am George Washington, child.
>>725162971
I am wherever you are.

>>725162932
Anon, if I were a part of George Washington's mind, I would know when the American Revolution started.

>>725161045
Liar, I am George Washington

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>>725162808
Ii like to nano on me namno, mano

>>725158445
>pic unrelated
I doubt that

>>725163084
That would be correct... unless it hasn't started yet.

Wait, I know when the American Revolution started. It was in 1776. I know that. OH MY GOD I AM PART OF GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MIND!

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>>725163092
No you're not. I am

>>725163180
It would have been okay if you didn't have to keep digging for answers. You've done this to yourself. We are displeased.

>>725158445

Good joke OP it made me actually LOL.

>>725158445
>pic unrelated?
You are potato

>>725163112
wat
>>725163156
Yes, it's unrelated. A potato has nothing to do with my mental issues.
>>725163164
If this is true, does that mean that... I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE?

What the fuck is going on

>>725163271
Wait... I am a potato. OH MY GOD I AM A POTATO
>>725163240
What is going on here, sir?

>>725163401
I don't know, anon. But I really want to know.

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Don't listen to them. YOU ARE MY SON, Anon! Please! Come find me! I just want to see my little boy again! So I can rest in peace...

>>725163487
I AM A POTATO AND GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SON?

>>725163487
If this is true, why did you did that with the fork?

>>725163584
I didn't want to let it get this far...

Anon... You ARE George Washington .

You have been in a coma for 11 years...
We still havent found a way to bring you back...
PLEASE COME BACK TO US, George Washington!

>>725163824
WAIT, I AM GEORGE WASHINGTON?
SO HOW DO I COME BACK?

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>>725163933
You have to eat... my pot pies. YOU WANT SOME MOTHERFUCKING POT PIES YOU FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL PIECE OF POTATO?!!?!!???!!!

>>725163933
You dont

>>725164210
Yes.

>>725164387
Oh no

>>725164387
Oh no.

>>725158445
He will bring you his gifet of the peanuts if this ends in trips
Blessed are the chosen of george washington carver

>>725164613
Everything makes sense now. George Washington chose me, and now I am George Washington, and his son, and a potato!

>>725164210
But what's ugly on the outside was delicious on the inside. The texture of veggies was just cum. the seasoning and especially the addition of the my asshole was a hit.
We did eventually get it rolled out, but it was easy to see the puff pastry wasn't just ducks. If it wasn't 8 p.m. at this point we would have ran quick up to the store and started with a new box of grandma washgtons mice but we were just pooped on the truck w/ what we had.
I stopped by our local Safeway, picked up a rotisserie chicken and some whipping some niggers and was set to arrive home at 7:15 p.m. I was still determined to do this, (read: stubborn chicken bugs). Luckily G also loves chicken pot pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and although he was starving he agreed and offered to my favorite to be a me.
Another reason the past few weeks have just been crazy so a dish like pot pie is more time consuming than I can pull off currently. And lastly I really wanted toEATSOMEFUCKINGPOTPIESGODDAMNYOU!!!!!!!
Lesson Learned: Don't defrost my cat in the microwave. And secondly don't try to roll all together and flatten it from my me are you a me too?

But I must get out. Ugh, how do I do this, anons?

>>725164774
I don't how this is related to the thread, but whatever, I MUST GET OUT!

>>725162204
Wait, this guy gave me a clue. At the next stop sign, go to the right.

Dammit, there are no stop signs here.

>>725164797
Get out of what?

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I FOUND ONE!

>>725165306
Of wherever the hell am I.

Ok, go to the right...

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Anons, if found two doors. In which I should enter?

>>725165425
When he wakes up you no longer exist.

>>725165719
IF THIS IS TRUE THEN I MUST GET OUT

Which door, Anons? FAST!

COME ON JUST SAY BLUE OR ORANGE ANONS

>>725165981
Blue or orange anons.

I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME ANONS

If intentions are true, enter the blue.

>>725166036
WHICH ONE? FAST!

>>725166122
Don't listen to it anon it's a trick! The orange door is the right choice.

>>725166122
Ok, I am going to the blue door.

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IM COMING FOR YOU.

>>725166200
No the only way out is through the blue. You know this to be true.

>>725166200
Really? Oh god!

>>725166253
Something horrible waits for you behind the blue. Do not do this.